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Desperate Housewives S01E03
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04She was his wife, he deserves to have all the facts.
00:07She abandoned her husband and her son, and I'll never forgive her.
00:11It's the age-old question, isn't it?
00:13How much do we really want to know about our neighbors?
00:16We're going to cancel the meeting with that divorce lawyer,
00:19and we're going to find ourselves a marriage counselor.
00:21I'm Mike Delfino.
00:23Susan Meyer, I live across the street.
00:24If you want to date him, you're going to have to ask him out.
00:26I keep hoping he'll ask me out.
00:28I really hate the way you talk to me.
00:31And I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace,
00:34but I'm learning to deal with it.
00:35Do you love him?
00:36I do.
00:38Then why are we here?
00:40Why are we doing this?
00:41Because I don't want to wake up one morning
00:43with a sudden urge to blow my brains out.
00:50After I died, I began to surrender the parts of myself
00:54that were no longer necessary.
00:56My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts,
01:00every trace of my humanity was discarded.
01:05I discovered when moving through eternity,
01:08it helps to travel lightly.
01:11In fact, I held on to only one thing,
01:15my memory.
01:17It's astonishing to look back on the world I left behind.
01:22I remember it all.
01:24Every single detail.
01:28Like my friend, Brie Vandekamp.
01:33I remember the easy confidence of her smile.
01:38The gentle elegance of her hands.
01:41Wow.
01:42The refined warmth of her voice.
01:44Bye.
01:48But what I remember most about Brie...
01:51Rex, wasn't that a lovely...
01:53...was a look of fear in her eyes.
01:57Brie had started to realize her world was unraveling.
02:00And for a woman who despised loose ends,
02:04that was unacceptable.
02:08Rex, Rex, you need to get up.
02:10It's not even light out.
02:12Please hurry.
02:13If the kids see you sleeping down here,
02:15they're going to start asking questions.
02:16Let them ask.
02:17I don't care anymore.
02:19Well, I care.
02:20They don't need to be burdened with our marital problems.
02:23And while we're working things out,
02:24the least we can do is try to keep up appearances.
02:26Oh, yeah.
02:28Appearances.
02:29Keep forgetting about appearances.
02:32Oh, Rex, you look so tired.
02:35I didn't sleep.
02:36This damn thing is so uncomfortable.
02:38Oh.
02:40Well, why don't you move back upstairs
02:42and sleep in our bed?
02:43We're in marriage counseling, Brie.
02:45I think that would confuse things.
02:46It's just...
02:48I miss you.
02:50I know you do.
02:53Of course, if I don't start getting some sleep pretty soon,
02:56I'll be forced to move back upstairs
02:57out of sheer exhaustion.
03:06Yes, Brie was afraid of many things.
03:09But if there was one thing she wasn't afraid of...
03:15It was a challenge.
03:29I know you do.
04:08The day on Wisteria Lane began like any other,
04:11with a cup of coffee and the morning paper.
04:14Just give me a second.
04:15And while Annette read the business section
04:17and Gabrielle studied the fall collections
04:20and Brie searched for decorating ideas,
04:24Susan scanned the front page
04:26and saw something that caught her eye.
04:54Well, it's about time.
04:55Be nice.
04:55I come bearing snacks.
04:58Lynette, these cards are sticky.
05:00I know.
05:01Preston used the three of diamonds
05:02to scoop Jim out of a jar.
05:04Well, we're just thankful
05:05we have 49 cards to play with.
05:07Hello.
05:07Hey.
05:09So, Susan, I was just telling the girls
05:11I want to throw a dinner party.
05:12Really?
05:13Yes.
05:13I mean, how long have we all lived on this street?
05:15We've never done a big group thing.
05:16I think it's a great idea.
05:18Paul never likes to have people over,
05:19but to heck with him.
05:20I'm doing it.
05:21So, when is this shindig?
05:22How about a month from tonight?
05:24That would be the 16th.
05:26Good for everyone?
05:26Works for me.
05:27Should we all make something?
05:28Oh, no.
05:29No, this is my party.
05:30I've been wanting to have everyone over for years.
05:33Oh, I'm so happy we're finally doing this.
05:35It's going to be so much fun.
05:38Hey!
05:40I know.
05:41Our dinner.
05:42How could we have all forgotten about this?
05:45We didn't exactly forget.
05:46It's just usually when the hostess dies,
05:48the party's off.
05:49Lynette!
05:49I'm not being flip.
05:50I'm just pointing out a reality.
05:52Mary Alice was so excited about it.
05:54So sad.
05:56I think we should go through with it.
05:58Really?
05:59Wouldn't that be in poor taste?
06:00No.
06:01It's sort of a way to honor Mary Alice.
06:03It was so important to her.
06:04We could all use a fun night.
06:06Well, good.
06:07Because I have some new flatware
06:08that I've just been dying to show off.
06:10Lynette?
06:11I'm in.
06:12I'll make braised lamb shanks.
06:13I'm still in.
06:15So, how many will I be cooking for?
06:17Seven.
06:17Three couples and Susan.
06:19Does that sound right?
06:20No, it sounds very, very wrong.
06:22Is there somebody you'd like to invite?
06:34I have an idea.
06:39A dinner party.
06:41Honey, I may be working late.
06:43The Dillman proposal is a complete mess.
06:45No, no, you promised to be home
06:46every night this week.
06:47I'll try, but I can't guarantee anything.
06:49This is business.
06:50Yeah, it says the prince
06:51as he rides off into the sunset.
06:53Boy, do the movies ever get that wrong.
06:56You know what your problem is?
06:57You're very tense.
06:58You should go to a spa or go shopping.
07:00You'll find a way to relax.
07:14Thanks.
07:15Hello?
07:16Where are you?
07:18Algebra.
07:19You three at four?
07:21I'm not sure I got track after school.
07:24We'll get here as fast as you can.
07:25And my husband says I need to relax.
07:29You, uh, want me to keep my gym clothes on
07:31like last time?
07:32If you would, please.
07:35A dinner party?
07:35Yeah, it'll be fun.
07:37Bree's cooking, everyone's coming.
07:38You know what?
07:39I haven't even had a chance to unpack yet, honey.
07:41I just, uh, I just need to chill out
07:43for the next few days.
07:44Oh, Tom.
07:47There'll be liquor and hors d'oeuvres
07:49and grown-ups without children
07:51and silverware.
07:54Remember silverware?
07:55Honey, can you take this in for me?
07:57Have you heard anything I just said?
07:58Yeah, I'm sorry.
07:59I'm just, I'm wiped out.
08:00Three cities in six days.
08:01My head is just pounding.
08:02I'm not ready for a dinner party.
08:05I already got a sitter.
08:06Can you cancel her?
08:08Please?
08:09Look, let's just stay in tomorrow night.
08:11We can get a bottle of wine
08:12and rent a video
08:13and I just want to hang out with my best gal.
08:17That's all.
08:20I was looking so forward to a night out.
08:22I know, sweetie.
08:23I'm sorry, but I'm beat.
08:27I mean, do you remember what it's like
08:28to work a 60-hour week?
08:35A dinner party?
08:36Do I have to go?
08:38Well, given that we're hosting it,
08:40I'd say so.
08:41By the way,
08:42you won't be drinking at this party.
08:44Why is that?
08:45Because when you drink,
08:46you get chatty.
08:47No one needs to know
08:48that we're seeing Dr. Goldfein.
08:50You know,
08:50if you spent half as much time
08:51working on our problems
08:52as you do covering them...
08:53Not a drop.
08:55You know, this...
08:55This is ridiculous.
08:57And this whole thing
08:58about us taking tennis lessons?
08:59Well, the nurses at your office
09:00may start wondering
09:01why you're disappearing
09:02three times a week.
09:03Tennis lessons
09:04are a plausible alibi.
09:08So these tennis lessons
09:09we're taking,
09:10how are we doing?
09:11My backhand's improving immensely,
09:13but you're still having
09:13problems with your serve.
09:16Of course.
09:18A dinner party?
09:19It's tomorrow night,
09:20so if you could just
09:21keep Julie an extra day.
09:23Fine, but that's all.
09:24Brandy and I leave Sunday
09:25for a week up at the cabin.
09:26What cabin?
09:28Brandy wanted someplace
09:29where we could get away.
09:32Escrow just closed yesterday.
09:34You can afford a cabin,
09:35but you can't scrape up
09:36child support?
09:37Check is in the mail.
09:39No, it's not.
09:42I found my dental guard.
09:43I'm ready.
09:47Stop fighting.
09:48We are being as nice
09:49as we possibly can
09:50to one another.
09:50Like I said,
09:51stop fighting.
10:03Excuse me, Brandy.
10:06Do you mind?
10:10Oh, okay.
10:11Wait.
10:13Susan, you're right there.
10:14You can pick it up.
10:15I could,
10:16but she's the one
10:17who threw it.
10:19Come on,
10:19don't be petulant.
10:20Just pick up
10:21the stupid can.
10:22No, I can pick it up.
10:24Honey, stay out of this.
10:30Fine.
10:32This is so typical.
10:36Oh, I'm sorry.
10:37Was that petulant, too?
10:37You know what?
10:39You pick up
10:40the damn can yourself.
10:41Yeah, well, you
10:41just go to hell.
10:48Do you want me
10:49to pick it up?
10:51Oh.
11:00Mrs. Warmington said
11:01she looked for Mom's
11:02obituary
11:03and couldn't find it.
11:05Did you put one in?
11:07I've had other things
11:08on my mind, Zach.
11:11But how could you not do that?
11:13People are gonna think
11:14we didn't care about her.
11:15I doubt people
11:15will give it much thought.
11:17Don't worry about it.
11:19You never talk about her.
11:21If she hasn't even been
11:22dead a month,
11:22then it's like you've
11:23totally forgotten
11:23she ever existed.
11:24It's a little early
11:25for this kind of talk.
11:29Maybe when you die,
11:32I won't put in
11:32an obituary.
11:35That would be
11:36your choice to make.
11:40Assuming you outlive me.
11:48Mom, it's no big deal.
11:50Carlos and I
11:50are driving in
11:51for the baptism.
11:52Problem solved.
11:53Okay, fine.
11:55You go with Aunt Maria
11:56and I will take
11:58Nana to church.
12:00Take your clothes off.
12:02Uh-huh.
12:03Okay, I gotta go, Mom.
12:05Yes, right now.
12:07Okay, you can give me
12:08directions later.
12:09Bye.
12:10Hi, how was school?
12:12Got an A-minus
12:13on my biology exam.
12:13I did.
12:15Well, let's see
12:16what you've learned.
12:22Who's that?
12:23I don't know.
12:25Hey, you!
12:27You!
12:39So did Mike say anything?
12:40No, but God,
12:42you should have seen
12:42the look on his face.
12:44I'm sure it's not that bad.
12:46I mean,
12:46he's coming to the party,
12:47right?
12:47I left three messages.
12:49No, he's not gonna come.
12:51Big surprise.
12:51I did everything
12:52but foam at the mouth.
12:53God, I hate
12:54when I get that way.
12:55It's like every time
12:56I get within 10 feet
12:57of Carl,
12:57I just become this monster.
12:59You know what?
13:00It's not gonna change
13:01until you resolve
13:01your issues with that man.
13:03What?
13:03You mean forgive him?
13:04You know,
13:05I've lived with this bitterness
13:06so long,
13:06I think I'd be lonely
13:07without it.
13:08Honey,
13:09get a pet.
13:11See ya.
13:15Son of a...
13:16It's a business meeting!
13:18It's a frat party.
13:19Regional manager,
13:20corporate manager,
13:21head of sales.
13:22Margarita cigar sombrero.
13:25Okay, honey,
13:26what do you want me to do?
13:27Sit around the hotel
13:27the whole time
13:28watching cable?
13:29No,
13:30but when I say
13:31we've been invited
13:32to a party,
13:33don't whine
13:33about your exhausting
13:3460-hour week.
13:36Put on your dancing shoes
13:37and take the mother
13:38of your children
13:39out for a good time.
13:40Fine,
13:41you know what?
13:41You're right.
13:43Let's go to that party.
13:44Can't!
13:45I already cancelled
13:45the sitter.
13:47Okay,
13:47we'll throw the next one.
13:48Throw a dinner party?
13:49I don't even have time
13:51to wash my face.
13:55Now,
13:55you know what?
13:57I'm gonna go to this one.
13:58You can stay home
13:59and babysit the kids.
14:00I mean,
14:02I can handle that.
14:03I don't know.
14:19I know what's going to do.
14:21Gabrielle spent her morning
14:22searching for the mysterious little girl.
14:25Sadly for her,
14:28The mystery was solved a bit too quickly.
14:37Hey, what's going on?
14:39Have you met Ashley?
14:44Found it!
14:45Babe, this is Sheila Bukowski, our new neighbor.
14:47They just moved into the Miller's old house.
14:49My daughter left her ball in your yard. I'm so sorry.
14:52Oh, oh, no, no problem.
14:54Nice to meet you, Ashley.
14:58She's shy. She doesn't say much.
15:00Yeah, but I can see her little mind working away.
15:05Nice meeting you.
15:10Come on, Ashley.
15:49Private sessions? I don't understand. Why do we need private sessions?
15:53Private sessions allow us to work on the personal issues of both partners.
15:58Oh, well, I don't have any personal issues.
15:59My only issue is that my husband wants to leave me, and how can I work on that if he's
16:03not in the room?
16:04There are things I need to discuss with Dr. Goldfein, and I can't have you there.
16:09Why? I'm your wife. You can say anything in front of me.
16:13All we need is a few more sessions, and I'm sure we can-
16:16Dammit, Bree. A few more sessions isn't gonna fix us. This is bigger than that.
16:24Why don't we do it this way? Rex, you can take the first half hour. Bree, you can take the
16:29second.
16:32Fine.
16:34Oh, and Doctor, if what he's about to discuss has anything to do with adultery, prostitution, or internet pornography,
16:41I would really appreciate you taking a moral hard line.
16:59Hi, Ashley. Remember me? We met earlier.
17:06Wow. Aren't you the little artist? What are those, flamingos?
17:12No.
17:16Well, they're very pretty. It almost looks like they're kissing.
17:21Funny thing about kissing, it's not just for husbands and wives.
17:26Sometimes we kiss our mom or our grandpa. Sometimes we even kiss our dog.
17:32Sometimes we even kiss people who are just our friends.
17:35Kind of like a high five on the lips, right?
17:42Uh, hey, Ash. I was at the mall and I saw this. I thought you might like it. She's Hawaiian.
17:51Her name is Princess Kahalua.
17:54And I think it means little waterfall or big pond or something.
18:04Okay. So we're good, right?
18:09Okay. Well, you enjoy your new little friend. And if there's anything else you need, you just let me know.
18:16What I'd really like is a bike.
18:49Where did you find that?
18:52She used this to kill herself. Why would you keep it?
18:57Why?
19:00Because I thought we might need it someday.
19:02For what?
19:03Protection.
19:04I want to talk about mom.
19:06You need to take your medication.
19:07We are going to talk about mom.
19:20Hello, Zach. I hope this isn't a bad time.
19:32What can I do for you, Mrs. Vandicamp?
19:34Well, I wanted to invite you and your father to a dinner party tomorrow night.
19:38I'm not sure where he is right now.
19:40Oh.
19:41Well, I'm sorry at such late notice, but, well, we weren't sure that you and your father were ready for
19:47any kind of social engagement yet.
19:48But, well, we're sort of throwing it in your mother's honor.
19:55Really?
19:55Yes, it's just going to be a casual night with the gang.
19:58We're going to eat and tell fun stories about your mom.
20:06Zach, are you okay?
20:10Hello, Marie.
20:11Oh, hi, Paul. I was just...
20:13I heard. Thank you, but we already have plans for tomorrow.
20:16Oh.
20:18That's too bad.
20:24Well, I should go.
20:26Thank you, Mrs. Vandicamp.
20:30For what, Zach?
20:33Remembering my mom.
20:40That night, Paul gave his son something to calm his nerves.
20:45And the next day, Gabrielle calmed her own nerves by giving something to her new best friend.
20:51Here you go.
20:53Top of the line.
20:54Three speed, aluminum frame, handlebar ribbons, and a bell.
20:59And you'll notice it's royal blue to match your pretty little eyes.
21:02My eyes are green.
21:04Yeah, well, you'll be cruising so fast on this, no one will even notice.
21:07It's all yours, son.
21:09Have fun.
21:15What? What's wrong?
21:17I don't know how to ride a bike.
21:20What?
21:21Well, then why did you ask for one?
21:24Why can't you show me?
21:27Sure, one of these days.
21:31What's wrong with now?
21:40After her talk with Lynette, Susan decided to take a look at her old photo album.
21:45And she began to see herself in a whole new light.
21:49And the picture wasn't flattering.
22:04Yeah, you got Carl. Leave a message.
22:08Hey, Carl, it's me. I was hoping you'd be there.
22:11Um, listen, we need to talk.
22:12So maybe when you drop Julie off tomorrow, we could have a moment.
22:18It's important.
22:21Give my best to...
22:24Randy.
22:27Call me.
22:31Susan was proud of herself.
22:33She was finally ready to let go of her anger.
22:41Well...
22:42Almost.
22:49The boys will be hungry at 5.30.
22:51So put the fish sticks in the toaster oven at 5 o'clock.
22:54For a half an hour, honey.
22:55I know. It's the third time you've told me.
22:57Well, the food's late. God help you.
22:59Beautiful. I don't need a pamphlet.
23:01It's not brain surgery.
23:02They're just kids, for God's sake.
23:07Preston, would you come here?
23:10Yeah.
23:11Sweetie.
23:12You know our rule about eating cookies, right?
23:14Yeah, we can't have them after five, because sugar makes us hyper.
23:17Yeah.
23:18But tonight, anything goes.
23:23Make sure you share with your brothers.
23:26Thanks, Mom.
23:31Don't look at your feet. Don't look at your feet.
23:33Look at the rows. Look at the rows. Good.
23:35Ow.
23:36Ah, okay. Find your balance.
23:37Find your balance.
23:39Okay. It's all you.
23:40It's all you.
23:41You're doing great!
23:43Okay, stay to the right.
23:44Watch the car.
23:45Watch the car!
23:47Watch the car!
23:48Watch the car!
23:49Oh, God.
23:52Are you okay?
23:53Yeah.
23:54Let's go again.
23:56Oh, honey.
23:56These heels don't have another block in them.
23:58What about tomorrow?
23:59Well, you won't be around tomorrow because you have school.
24:04I'm homeschooled. I'm always around.
24:07It was in that moment that Gabrielle realized this ride was far from over.
24:16I'm coming!
24:22Carl, what are you doing here? I asked you to come tomorrow.
24:24You said you wanted to talk. It sounded important.
24:26Tomorrow? I'm in a towel.
24:29We were married 14 years. I know what's under there.
24:32Come on.
24:37I'm not really ready for this.
24:38I was gonna have a whole speech prepared.
24:40Brandy and I have plans tomorrow.
24:42I suggest you wing it.
24:47Oh.
24:49Um.
24:50Okay.
24:51Here's the thing, Carl.
24:53I was thinking about what happened in the driveway yesterday.
24:58And I just don't wanna... I don't wanna live like that.
25:03I don't wanna be that kind of person.
25:05And I just thought if the two of us, you know, if we had a nice calm...
25:10I need an apology, Carl.
25:13A what?
25:14An apology for the way you ended our marriage.
25:16You never took any responsibility for your behavior.
25:20I don't know what to say, Susan.
25:22The heart wants what it wants.
25:25What does that mean?
25:26I fell in love.
25:29While you were married to someone else.
25:32The heart wants what it wants.
25:35Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you.
25:38But I can control myself.
25:39I don't wanna go back to that ugly place, really.
25:42And if you do, I suggest you get some help.
25:47You know what?
25:48I don't need an apology.
25:50I don't need anything from you.
25:51You're humiliating yourself.
25:53No, you're the one who's been humiliated, Carl.
25:55Why don't you see that?
25:57You walked out on your family.
25:59People think you're scum, not me.
26:01So worry about yourself.
26:03I'm okay with me.
26:05I can walk down the street and hold my head high.
26:36You can walk down the street.
26:38Until next time, wait a minute!
26:46As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria Lane, an unsettled Susan racked her brain to find
26:53a way into her own house.
27:33Lying naked in her shrubs, it occurred to Susan this could be the most humiliating moment
27:39of her life.
27:41Susan?
27:42She was wrong.
27:45What you doing?
27:47Lock myself out.
27:50Naked.
27:51Oh.
27:52And then I fell.
27:54So how are you?
27:55Good.
27:56Good.
27:57I just got back.
27:58I've been gone all day, and I got your messages about dinner.
28:00And I would love to come if the invite still stands.
28:04It's a date.
28:05All right.
28:06I assume the dress is casual.
28:10Yeah.
28:12It's casual.
28:21Thanks for helping me break in.
28:23Do you think it'll be hard to replace that screen?
28:26It depends.
28:27If you nail it in yourself, you might want to wear gloves.
28:31Or pants.
28:33Pants.
28:33Wasn't hurt.
28:34Okay.
28:35I know what just happened is funny, in theory.
28:38But I'm nowhere near ready to laugh about it.
28:41So please, no jokes.
28:44Hey, where have you two been?
28:46Uh, Susan had a problem finding something to wear.
28:50Oh, is that the kind of thing you meant?
28:51Pretty much.
28:52The kids are bouncing off the walls, huh?
28:55Well, I'm sure you can figure a way to put them to bed, Tom.
28:58I mean, for God's sakes, Tom.
29:00They're just kids.
29:04Hey.
29:05Are you okay?
29:06Yes.
29:07I went jogging today.
29:09And I think I just pushed myself too hard.
29:11Well, you're probably not wearing the right shoes.
29:14Yeah.
29:14That thought did cross my mind.
29:18So, Gabriel says that you and Bea are taking lessons three times a week.
29:21Uh-huh.
29:21I'm actually thinking about playing again.
29:23I mean, it's such great exercise.
29:24Mm.
29:24That it is.
29:25And my drop shot could use a serious tune-up.
29:27Think you can give me the number of your pro?
29:30Yeah.
29:31I'll, uh, I'll give it to you later.
29:33Well, what club does he work out of?
29:36Um, we're not really taking tennis lessons, Carlos.
29:41You're not?
29:43That's a story Brie concocted to cover the fact that we're seeing a marriage counselor.
29:51Brie, Brie, he wouldn't stop asking about the tennis pro.
29:59Brie and I are in marriage counseling.
30:04Everyone knows her secret now.
30:06Did the sky fall?
30:07Has your life come crashing down?
30:15If everybody would please take your seats.
30:18Dinner is served.
30:19..
30:23...
30:25Then you're left.
30:325-4.
30:39I'm the one who's trapped.
30:49Discovered by a local area businessman and his grandson while they were fishing, investigators recovered a wooden chest containing what
30:57appears to be human remains.
30:59Now, a police spokesman says the body was...
31:42Okay, I gotta break the ice here.
31:44So you're in counseling? Big deal. You want humiliation? I'll give you humiliation.
31:48I locked myself out of my house stark naked and got caught by Mike.
31:53Oh, my God. When did this happen?
31:55Today. Right before the party.
31:57What can I say? Right place, right time.
32:00I think I can top that. Try getting thrown out of Disneyland for lewd behavior.
32:04What? When was this?
32:05When Tom and I were first married, things got a little out of hand on Mr. Toad's wild ride.
32:10You're kidding.
32:11No. We got perp walked down Main Street, USA.
32:15No. We're doing true confessions.
32:17Carlos and I once broke a waterbed in Cancun.
32:20How'd you manage that?
32:21Oh, he used to have a thing for spiked heels.
32:23I'd just like to make it clear she was wearing them.
32:31Rex cries after he ejaculates.
32:33Rex cries after he ejaculates.
32:35Rex cries after he ejaculates.
33:06You think we left too early?
33:08I was thinking we left too late.
33:12So is, um, Rex gone for good?
33:16I don't know.
33:17God, I hope not.
33:19I mean, they've always been wound a little tight, but I've never seen them like that.
33:23Then again, who am I to judge?
33:25You mean people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw soda cans?
33:28Okay, you have got to know that I only get that angry around Carl.
33:32He just treated me so badly at the end.
33:35I haven't been able to get past it.
33:38Maybe he did you a big favor.
33:40What do you mean?
33:41Just look at Carl as a starter marriage, you know, boot camp.
33:44Preparing you for something better next time.
33:49Listen, Mike, about the whole seeing me naked thing, I just want to thank you for being such a perfect
33:59gentleman.
34:00Oh, I wasn't a perfect gentleman.
34:02I might have stuck a peek.
34:03Oh.
34:05Good night.
34:07And, um, for what it's worth, wow.
34:27Hi.
34:28How was your night?
34:30Good.
34:31We are raising little terrorists, you know that, don't you?
34:35Oh.
34:36You didn't have a good time?
34:37Okay, you know, it dropped the act.
34:40I know you gave him cookies.
34:42Oh, who cracked anyway?
34:45Porter.
34:47Yeah.
34:48So how was your, uh, dinner party?
34:50Well, there was dinner, but it wasn't much of a party.
34:53Uh-oh, what happened?
34:54I don't know.
34:56Rex announced that he and Bree are in counseling.
35:00She retaliated with this whole revelation, which I won't even go into now,
35:04and the bottom line is he stormed out.
35:05Well, clearly there's trouble in paradise.
35:08Honestly, I'm not that surprised.
35:10Why not?
35:11I don't know.
35:12I just never got the idea that they were really happy.
35:25Are we happy?
35:34Are we happy?
35:38Hmm.
35:40Some night.
35:41Then again, I would probably cry, too, if I had to have sex with that woman.
35:47I mean, you watch a man get torn down like that, it makes you wonder why he'd let her get
35:50away with it.
35:52Believe me.
35:53If a woman ever humiliated me like that in public, it would only happen once.
36:06So, uh, where are you going?
36:08I'll be staying at the motor lodge.
36:11The hotel by the interstate has better rates, and, uh, it's closer to your work.
36:15Fine.
36:18I'm packing your swimsuit.
36:20There's a pool there, and I know how swimming relaxes you.
36:24When our kids ask where I am, what are you going to say?
36:28Um, I could tell them that you went to tennis camp.
36:33That was a joke.
36:34Yeah.
36:35I got it.
36:40There.
36:41Obviously, if you've forgotten anything, you can, um, come right back and get it.
36:46Well, I'll call you.
36:51Rex.
36:51Rex, in college, when we first started dating, people were so jealous of us.
36:58We were the golden couple.
37:00Everybody knew we were going to have this wonderful life.
37:03Why is this happening?
37:09Because you can't even let me pack my own suitcase.
37:39All right, Tia.
37:40Have fun.
37:42Hey, where are you going?
37:43Just a sec.
37:44Mom?
37:45Don't worry.
37:46I'm not packing heat.
37:47Hey, Brandy.
37:48Could you scoot a little?
37:50Mm-hmm.
37:51Just scoot, thank you.
37:53Hi.
37:54What are you doing?
37:55I'll be quick.
37:56Brandy, I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
37:59It was uncalled for and childish, and it won't happen again.
38:03I have built up a lot of anger towards you, both of you, and I realize now that I just
38:07can't
38:08carry that around anymore.
38:09So, apology or no apology, I'm moving on.
38:24I just wanted you to know what happened between me and Carl.
38:34Things got out of hand because I thought your marriage was over.
38:39Anyway, I just wanted you to know I'm sorry.
38:41I really am.
38:50And though it came from an unexpected source, Susan finally got the apology she'd always wanted.
39:02Hey, let me take those.
39:10You're wearing a really big hat.
39:12Yes, I am.
39:14Listen, the kids are watching a video, which means that we've got only about 45 minutes until
39:19they actually find Nemo, so I suggest that we make the most of it.
39:25By reliving your night out with the guys?
39:29Lynette?
39:31I'm trying.
39:40You look ridiculous in that thing.
39:45Sexy ridiculous?
39:48Maybe.
39:50I can live.
39:53Maybe.
39:56Oh.
40:04You know, it's going to take more than just this one night.
40:09I know.
40:10Hmm.
40:17Uh, looks like we have an audience.
40:23Let them look.
40:25As long as they don't try and cut in.
40:37Dr. Goldfein.
40:38Bree, we're not scheduled now, are we?
40:41I didn't have time to make an appointment.
40:44Rex moved out today.
40:46I'm very sorry to hear that, but unfortunately I'm completely booked right now.
40:50I don't need much time.
40:51It just seems that you have more insight into my situation than I do, and I just think that...
40:55Bree, we can't talk now.
40:57If you could just tell me what he told you, then I could fix the problem.
41:00I can't do that.
41:01It's completely unethical.
41:03Well, why can't you...
41:04That's my next appointment.
41:06You really need to go.
41:07Dr. Goldfein, please.
41:11Hold on.
41:12I'll go and talk to my client.
41:42I'll go and talk to my client.
41:45She found answers, all right, but to entirely different questions.
42:00Bree, I'm sorry.
42:02He can't wait, but I can see you first thing in the morning, 8 o'clock.
42:078 o'clock?
42:09Sorry to interrupt.
42:11Bye.
42:12Bye.
42:20Yes, I remember the world.
42:23Every detail.
42:26And what I remember most is how afraid I was.
42:30What a waste.
42:32You see, to live in fear is not to live at all.
42:38I wish I could tell this to those I left behind.
42:42But would it do any good?
42:45Probably not.
42:48I understand now, there will always be those who face their fears.
42:55And there will always be those who run away.
43:02And there will always be those who run away.
43:23I wonder who?
43:33I am right now.
43:34Bye.
43:34Bye.
43:35Bye.
43:36Bye.
43:36You
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