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Desperate Housewives S01E10
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02Zach's gone from Silvercrest.
00:03Hungry?
00:04Sometimes...
00:05If I don't get some help, I will lose my mind.
00:07Where can I score some high-grade nanny?
00:08No matter how hard you try...
00:10FBI, open the door.
00:11Carlos Solis, I have a warrant for your arrest.
00:13Some problems...
00:14I'm sorry, and you are?
00:16I take it you've met Maisie Gibbons.
00:17She's a total nightmare.
00:19Maisie does love to rule her little kingdom.
00:21You are unhappy with our sex life.
00:23You're not getting something from me, but you're simply too afraid to ask.
00:26Can't be easily solved.
00:35To understand Maisie Gibbons, you first need to know how she spent her afternoons.
00:42Her mornings were spent running errands for her husband.
00:45Hi.
00:46Her evenings were spent washing dishes and helping with homework.
00:50Okay, so 9 plus 1 is...
00:53But her afternoons, well, they were spent in the company of men.
01:01Frustrated.
01:03Misunderstood.
01:05Lonely men.
01:06Willing to pay money to feel a little less lonely.
01:10And Maisie Gibbons was willing to help her.
01:14Maisie.
01:14I've always wondered.
01:15Nobody knows about your little hobby, do they?
01:18Mm-mm.
01:20Is it hard keeping a secret like this?
01:23Well, maybe if it was just my secret.
01:26But the way I see it, I keep the secrets of every man who comes to me.
01:31And I find that absolutely exhilarating.
01:35A few years back, Carol lost his job and we had to give up our membership at the country club.
01:41And then one day, one of my club friends asked why she hadn't seen me around lately.
01:46And I told her that we couldn't afford it anymore.
01:51Huh.
01:52She waved it off like it was nothing.
01:55But I saw her.
01:57Get that look in her eye, that look of...
02:00pity.
02:01Maybe she was just trying to be nice.
02:04Anyway, is that so bad?
02:06Feeling sorry for someone?
02:07Well, when they say something, they are being supportive.
02:11But when they say nothing, it's because they think that you're so far gone, you're never coming back.
02:17Gotcha.
02:18Anyway, a couple of months later, I started my little hobby.
02:23And the most wonderful thing happened.
02:25This woman's husband became one of my regulars.
02:29Wow.
02:32Oh.
02:34Would you be a lamb and go out the back?
02:38It's my next appointment.
02:39Sure.
02:40It's the husband or the woman I was telling you about.
02:47Hello there.
02:48Hey, Maisie.
03:00Hi.
03:01Hi.
03:10No.
03:14No.
03:15No.
03:18No.
03:21No.
03:28None.
03:40Every morality play has its cast of characters.
03:44There is always an innocent victim, a deceitful villain, a prosecutor who seeks the truth,
03:55a magistrate who dispenses justice, and a lawyer who charges too much.
04:04This morality play was being produced at the Fairview County Courthouse.
04:09Its themes were trust and betrayal.
04:13So what's your issue with bail in this case, Ms. McCready?
04:17We want bail denied, Your Honor.
04:19The defendant's company imported goods manufactured by slave labor.
04:23And his business partner, Mr. Tanaka, has already fled the country.
04:26And Mr. Solis himself has refused to surrender his passport.
04:30You dog ate your client's passport, Mr. Hartley?
04:33It's been temporarily misplaced, Your Honor, but we maintain that Kisho Tanaka set up and executed the entire operation.
04:41Mr. Solis is no business partner, but merely a hired contractor.
04:44And I'd also like to point out that my client is the sole provider for his wife and his mother
04:50who is hospitalized in a coma as we speak.
04:52Bring me the passport and Mr. Solis can visit his mother.
04:56Until then, your client is denied bail and remanded.
05:00What's next?
05:04You better finish those brussel sprouts.
05:07Don't think I can't see them hidden under your macaroni.
05:10I hate brussel sprouts.
05:12Yeah?
05:13Well, brussel sprouts help you grow.
05:16You don't want to be short your whole life, do you?
05:18Here.
05:18Look.
05:19You know what we'll do?
05:20We're gonna dip them in a little cheese.
05:23Go.
05:24Good.
05:25Good.
05:26Yeah!
05:27Good.
05:27Fine.
05:28Fine.
05:28Be three foot eight the rest of your life.
05:30See if I care.
05:31Good luck finding girlfriends.
05:33Hey, didn't you have a lunch today?
05:34I'm gonna cancel it.
05:35The boys are in rare form and you're still finding your way.
05:39Linda, it's been two days.
05:41I don't want to shock them by suddenly disappearing.
05:46You know, deep down they're very sensitive.
05:47It's a big earthquake thrown in my eye.
05:50They'll be fine.
05:51They'll go.
05:52Get out of here.
05:55You have my cell phone number.
05:56You call me if you need anything.
05:58I will.
05:59Okay.
06:01Hey, boys.
06:02Come here and give Mama a three bear hug.
06:05Come on.
06:05Woo!
06:06One, two, three.
06:07Oh!
06:08Get in!
06:09Okay.
06:10Bye, Mama.
06:11Bye.
06:12Bye!
06:13Okay.
06:17Just watch your heads.
06:19Um, I'm gonna eat upstairs.
06:21I've got a ton of homework.
06:24What are you, storing up for winter?
06:26I'm just really hungry.
06:28Oh, I talked to Dad today and apparently he and Brandy might break up.
06:32Oh, how awful.
06:35Mom, you're smiling.
06:36Am I?
06:38Anyway, because of all the drama, he can't take me this weekend.
06:41So, I'll be home after all.
06:43Good night.
06:47Oh, great.
06:48Our romantic weekend's off.
06:51We can move to my house.
06:53No.
06:54Why not?
06:56I just, I just want it to be special.
06:59And it can't be special at my house.
07:02Okay.
07:02I know this sounds weird, but I just need to have my things around me.
07:07What things?
07:08Perfumes and oils.
07:10And I want to pick out the outfit that you're gonna tear off me.
07:13And plus, I need to be in complete control of the lighting.
07:16Okay.
07:18We'll wait till next weekend.
07:20You are just the sweetest guy.
07:22Mmm.
07:24Mmm.
07:26Mmm.
07:27All right.
07:28I can't wait till next weekend.
07:30No, me neither.
07:31What about tomorrow while Julie's at school?
07:33How about an early job and that's that?
07:34Oh, no good.
07:35My publisher's got me under the gun for something.
07:37What about Friday?
07:38Mmm.
07:39I'm re-piping the house.
07:40Mmm.
07:41Damn, Carl.
07:43I'm not even married to him anymore and he's still keeping me from having sex.
07:47I can't hide you in my room forever and I think we need to tell my mom.
07:52You can trust her, I promise.
07:55You didn't tell her what I told you, did you?
07:57No, no, no, no.
07:58I would never tell anyone that.
08:02What are you doing?
08:03I don't want to cause problems for you.
08:05I'm just, I'm just gonna go.
08:09Zach, stop.
08:09Don't go.
08:11I won't tell her.
08:15I swear I'll be out of here soon.
08:19I'll think of something, okay?
08:34Hello.
08:35Why are you up?
08:37I could ask you the same question.
08:39I'm going to bed.
08:43I didn't ask you to wait up for me.
08:46Remember, I'm here as our children's father, not your husband.
08:54What are you doing?
08:58Were you with a woman?
09:02Did you tell her that you have a wife or does that hinder your pick-up style?
09:06All right.
09:07Even if I was seeing someone, I have every right to.
09:10Exploring options is the whole point of being separated.
09:13Options? I'm not a mutual fund, Rex.
09:15Oh, that's not...
09:19Bree, you should get out there.
09:21Try and meet someone.
09:23Meet someone?
09:25I'm raising your children.
09:27I am just trying to move on with my life.
09:30It is nothing to be ashamed of.
09:32Oh, okay.
09:33I tell you what, then.
09:34Why don't you just call up your mystery woman and invite her over?
09:37I'll pull up the sofa bed and you can take her right there.
09:41Andrew, Danielle, Daddy's gonna fornicate for us!
09:44Just keep your voice down.
09:47Why? Are you feeling ashamed?
10:02The next morning started with a banging.
10:07No one knew where Martha Hoover was and Edie Britt was starting to worry.
10:12Edie didn't like worrying.
10:14She felt it gave her wrinkles.
10:16So, out of concern for her face and Mrs. Hoover,
10:19Edie decided to find out what was going on.
10:28It's very important that we find Carlos' passport.
10:31I already looked you through his office, so I need you to search the bedroom.
10:35What?
10:37With Mr. Solis in jail, how are you gonna pay me? I have children.
10:42Yolen, your kids are in their twenties.
10:47If I'll make you shut up.
10:51Here.
10:52Three weeks in advance.
10:55If you don't mind, can I call your bank?
10:58Yolen, don't be stupid. People don't become poor overnight.
11:03That's my car.
11:04Oh my God.
11:09Hey!
11:13Hey!
11:14What are you doing?
11:15Where are you taking my car?
11:17The government's impounding it.
11:19Here's your receipt.
11:20Call that number if you have any questions.
11:24It...
11:31What are we doing?
11:35You call this a paint job?
11:38I don't want to see it again until it's perfect!
11:48I wonder what's going on over there.
11:50I mean, Claire did okay with the kids yesterday, but that could have been beginner's luck.
11:54You think I should call? I should call.
11:55Annette, for the first time in years, you finally have some free time and you're wasting it obsessing about the
12:02kids.
12:07It's just, I don't know this woman. I mean, not really. So she has a degree in sociology. Well, big
12:11deal. Who doesn't?
12:12My boys are a lot to handle. What if she's not up to it?
12:15You know, if you really have that many doubts, you should go buy a hidden camera.
12:21What, a nanny cam?
12:22Yeah. People do terrible things when they think no one's watching them.
12:26Yeah.
12:28I don't really think I could videotape Claire. It would be a breach of trust.
12:32Trust is overrated.
12:40So, how are things with you and Rex?
12:45Fine. Why do you ask?
12:47Well, I'm just curious. I mean, he moves out, moves back in. Is he back for good?
12:52Uh, the situation is, um, fluid.
12:56I'm not certain what his plans are yet.
12:59Huh.
13:03So if you're not sure he's back for good, why are you ironing your shirts?
13:07Because I have faith that he'll come back.
13:11And that he'll do the right thing.
13:13That's good.
13:16It's good to have faith in people.
13:18Yeah.
13:20But I'd still buy that camera.
13:50Hello?
13:52and help me find my pilot light.
14:38Come and take me, here I am, baby, here I am, baby.
14:44Come and take me, here I am, baby.
14:48Come and take me.
14:58Mike, is that you?
15:02I'm up here.
15:04I can always call you for a heaven.
15:14I know you'll do the best you can.
15:19But it won't take much for me.
15:24But I hope I come and show my heart.
15:28Mike?
15:30Oh, there's love inside of me.
15:34I believe there's one to be.
15:38Woo-hoo!
15:41Woo-hoo!
15:41Woo-hoo!
15:42You're touching me!
15:58Dad!
16:01Oh, my God.
16:02What the hell?
16:03God, I'm so sorry.
16:05I thought there was someone in the house.
16:06Well, you took your clothes off?
16:08I know.
16:08My clothes were already off.
16:09I was going to seduce you.
16:11It didn't really work.
16:12Oh, I'm sorry.
16:13Are you okay?
16:15Well...
16:21Please don't be mad.
16:30Hey there.
16:36Zach!
16:37What are you doing here?
16:48Later that day, while Claire was out getting the boys wired on ice cream, Lynette did some wiring of her
16:57own.
16:59Thomas Exactly.
17:14He was able to put a job into this bedroom.
17:14I love you, emphasizing being a hose.
17:15I love you.
17:15I love you.
17:15I love you.
17:15How are you?
17:16I love you.
17:16What are you?
17:16I love you.
17:17I love you.
17:21How are you I love?
17:21I love you.
17:38No, you can't do this. You can't send Zach back.
17:41Julie, what else can I do? He can't stay here.
17:44His father sent him to a psycho ward.
17:47Actually, they call it a rehabilitation center.
17:53What do you think?
17:55Paul is his father. He has a right to know his son's okay.
17:58And if he finds out you're hiding him, you could get in a lot of trouble.
18:02He's right. Sorry, guys.
18:05Mom, please don't do this. If you knew what Zach had been through...
18:08Julie. Julie, it's okay. I'll be fine.
18:17I'll take him back over so you two can...
18:19Listen, if Paul sees Zach and freaks out...
18:23I'll bring him right back.
18:34Young lady, we need to talk about what you did.
18:38I really don't feel like talking to you right now.
18:50Uh, listen, Zach.
18:53If things ever get really bad,
18:58it's got my cell number on it.
19:00Give me a call.
19:02Anytime.
19:05Thanks.
19:23How did you...
19:24We'll talk later.
19:28Remember, anytime.
19:47I heard you moved back home.
19:49Yeah, I had to.
19:51We had some problems with Andrew.
19:54I'll move out eventually.
19:55Spikes or pearls?
19:57Your choice.
19:58You know what I think?
20:00Hmm.
20:01You don't really want to leave her.
20:03Please don't psychoanalyze me.
20:04Well, you're still in love with her.
20:06I never said I wasn't.
20:07Then why divorce?
20:08Oh, so now you're rooting for us two crazy kids to work on?
20:15You know me.
20:16I'm just a romantic at heart.
20:19Scarves or cuffs.
20:22Up to you.
20:25Even if I could find a way to deal with Bree's whole obsessive-compulsive thing,
20:29it's not the only problem in our marriage.
20:30As you know, I have certain needs.
20:35Boots or stilettos?
20:39Stilettos.
20:40Please.
20:46Why don't you just tell Bree what you need?
20:50Tell her what you want.
20:52Because she'd say no.
20:54So?
20:54I've said no to some things you've asked me to do.
20:57Yeah, that's different.
20:59I don't care if you reject me.
21:08Rex, do you trust me on this?
21:11Sometimes when you love somebody,
21:15you just gotta make sacrifices for them.
21:18Love or passion.
21:20It's an awful choice to make.
21:23Yes, it is.
21:27I have to warn you.
21:30This might hurt a little bit.
21:42How am I supposed to live without a car?
21:44Okay, Gabrielle, listen.
21:46Tanaka's still at large, and they're gonna want Carlos to flip on.
21:48So this is their way of playing hardball.
21:50Now, I'm guessing that they're not done yet.
21:53Why?
21:54What else could they take from us?
21:56Pretty much anything.
21:57It's all fair game if they even think
21:59they can trace it to ill-gotten gains.
22:01No, no, no.
22:02Some of this stuff is mine, when I modeled,
22:04before I even met Carlos.
22:06See?
22:07This?
22:07Costa Boda.
22:08Bought it when I landed my first cover.
22:10This?
22:11I spent eight hours on a rock and a bikini for that painting.
22:14I understand how you feel.
22:15No, you don't understand.
22:17I have dug myself up from dirt to afford these things,
22:20and no one is gonna take them away from me.
22:22Then I suggest you find yourself a good hiding place.
22:25They can't take what they can't find.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Oh, and if you can scare up that passport, too, that would be good.
22:36Oh, hi, Gabrielle.
22:38Hi.
22:39What have you got there?
22:40My china.
22:41I know how you've always loved it,
22:43and I thought you might want to borrow it for a while.
22:46Oh, well, that's very thoughtful of you.
22:49Say, can I store some odds and ends in your garage?
22:53Sure.
22:54Why don't you come by tomorrow?
22:55Sooner's better than later.
22:57Bye.
23:03Bye.
23:06Bye.
23:11Bye.
23:12Bye.
23:20Bye.
23:21Bye.
23:22Bye.
23:23Bye.
23:23Bye.
23:24Bye.
23:26Bye.
23:26Bye.
23:26Bye.
23:39Mmm
23:42Just like
23:44Come on now
23:45Yes
23:52Reck
23:54Rex
23:57Rex!
24:03I need an ambulance.
24:06Right way.
24:23Hello?
24:26Yes, this is she.
24:28Yes, he's my husband.
24:36Excuse me, I'm here to see Rex Vandekamp.
24:39Apparently, he had a heart attack.
24:41I'm not sure...
24:41He's being prepped for surgery right now. If you'd like to wait...
24:44Could I at least poke my head in? I'm his wife.
24:47You're his wife?
24:48Yes. Why?
24:50I was thinking of a different patient.
24:52Let me get the doctor.
24:53Yes, sir.
24:53I can't.
24:54I can't.
24:54I can't.
24:56I can't.
25:03I can't.
25:07I can't.
25:24I can't.
25:27I can't.
25:30I can't.
25:31I can't.
25:33I can't.
25:36I can't.
25:52I can't.
25:54Give me a three-bear hug.
25:56It dawned on Lynette.
26:00Claire might be doing her job a little too well.
26:24Here's the candles I borrowed.
26:27Thanks.
26:30I'm trying to read so if you don't mind.
26:32I can't.
26:33I can't believe after everything you did you're mad at me.
26:38I told Zach that he could trust you and you turned him in.
26:42Yeah, well someone had to be responsible and like it or not I've got a birth certificate
26:46that says I'm your mother.
26:48Since when?
26:49What is that supposed to mean?
26:51Since dad left, if there's been a mother around here, it's been me.
26:55Julie.
26:58Do you remember after the divorce that you stayed in bed for a week and I had to beg you
27:02to eat something?
27:04Yeah, but...
27:05And for weeks I had to clean the house.
27:07I had to make sure that the bills were paid.
27:08I even had to schedule my own doctor's appointment once.
27:11I was in bad shape back then.
27:13It's still going on.
27:14And now that I need some support, you decide to play the mom card?
27:18I had to send Zach back.
27:21We could have gotten in a lot of trouble.
27:23Yeah, well now Zach's the one who's in trouble.
27:25You sent him back to a man who hates him.
27:35As Gabrielle considered the vast emptiness of her new surroundings,
27:40she was surprised to find there was only one thing she truly missed.
27:48Her husband.
27:58Mrs. Solis, we have a warranty to enter your house and repossess any goods
28:02which we suspect may have been obtained illegally.
28:11We're not into clutter.
28:15All right.
28:16Harvey the flying turtle.
28:17Doesn't this look fun?
28:19Where's Claire?
28:20I gave her the afternoon off.
28:21Who wants to turn pages?
28:23Is she sick?
28:24No, she's fine.
28:25I just wanted us all to spend the day together, you know?
28:27Like we used to.
28:28Here we go.
28:29Once upon a time there was a young turtle named Harvey.
28:32Every day Harvey would tell all the other turtles,
28:34one day I'm going to fly off this island and go see the world.
28:37The other turtles laughed and said,
28:39turtles can't fly.
28:40Oh, it's getting good now, huh?
28:45Well, what's wrong?
28:47When Claire reads, she has funny voices.
28:52Does she now?
28:53Okay.
28:55Harvey didn't like the turtles laughing, so he told them,
28:59I'll show you.
29:01One day I will fly higher than the birds.
29:04That's not funny.
29:06Yeah, well, I'm just warming up.
29:09Then Bruno, the big bad turtle, took Harvey up on the cliff and threw him over and he proclaimed,
29:14we'll see if you can fly or fly or die, fly or die.
29:20When's Claire coming back?
29:26What happened to your nails?
29:29Oh, I moved all our stuff to keep it from the feds.
29:35It kills me that I'm putting you through this.
29:39Hands on the table.
29:45It's not your fault you didn't do anything wrong.
29:48I'll take care of everything until you're back to do it yourself.
29:52Then you will be soon.
29:55I gotta be honest, I didn't know how you would hold up.
29:59I knew you were a strong woman, but I had no idea.
30:02You're a good wife, Gabby.
30:04A real partner.
30:07Oh, Carlos, I love you so much.
30:10I would give up a house full of expensive junk just to put this behind us.
30:15And have you home with me.
30:17That sounds pretty good right now.
30:18Yeah.
30:20I'm gonna kiss my husband now.
30:22Hands on the table.
30:31There's a false panel on the back wall of my closet.
30:34My passport is there along with some papers.
30:38Take the passport to the lawyer and burn the papers.
30:57Carlos, did you know what Tanaka was doing?
31:02Just burn the papers.
31:24Hey, Lynette, did Martha Hooper happen to leave a spare key to her house with you?
31:28No.
31:30Where is she, by the way? I haven't seen her in days.
31:32It got me.
31:34She kicked me out so fast that I forgot my laptop.
31:36And there's just some stuff on there that I don't want anyone else to see.
31:41Oh, well, good luck with that.
31:48You know, you're not looking half bad.
31:50What have you done with that little posse of yours?
31:53They're with the new nanny.
31:56Wow, your own personal nanny?
31:58Smell you.
32:01Well, trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
32:04You know, our mothers were smart.
32:05They didn't get us nannies or put us in daycare because they knew if they did, we'd find out.
32:10There are other women out there who are better mothers than they were.
32:14You know, I had a nanny for a while growing up.
32:17Mrs. Muntz.
32:19You had a nanny?
32:20Well, actually, she was more like a court-appointed social worker.
32:25My mom did a little time.
32:26She had a thing for bourbon and shoplifting.
32:30Oh, sorry.
32:32Oh, Muntz was a hard ass, no mercy.
32:35In fact, she was such a disciplinarian that when my mom made parole, I was actually happy to see her.
32:42Really?
32:44Yeah.
32:45Lesser of two evils.
32:47Huh.
32:48Anyway, I gotta find a key.
32:50See you later.
32:51Bye.
32:54Thanks for your help with Zach before.
32:57Oh, it's my pleasure.
32:58I hope he comes out of this okay.
33:00He's a little squirrely, but seems like a good kid.
33:04Yeah.
33:07So, how's Julie taking all this?
33:10Not well.
33:12She accused me of not being a good mother.
33:15No, you're a great mom.
33:17Well, she was sorta right.
33:21After my divorce, I really leaned on her a lot.
33:26Seems natural.
33:28And I still kinda do it.
33:32I just want somebody to talk to you about all my adult stuff, and she's right there,
33:37and she just acts so mature, I forget she's 13.
33:42Well, the good news is that, from now on, if you ever wanna talk to somebody about grown-up stuff,
33:50you got me.
33:56Well, I can't talk to you about everything.
33:59Oh.
34:01What if I wanna talk about the big crush I have on the plumber that lives across the street?
34:07Big crush, huh?
34:09Oh, yeah.
34:11Well, you'd have to tell me more.
34:14Well...
34:16He's got a smile that's to die for.
34:20And don't get me started on his tattoo.
34:39Albrey!
34:41What a nice surprise.
34:44Would you like to come in?
34:46Well, that depends.
34:49Are you having an affair with my husband?
34:58Would you like some more potatoes?
35:00You already asked me that.
35:03Sorry.
35:05I'm so relieved you're safe, I'm, uh, not thinking straight.
35:09Does that mean you're not gonna send me back to Silvercrest?
35:12You've gotta understand.
35:14Your behavior, the violence, breaking into the Vandecamps.
35:19I just didn't know what you were going through.
35:22You could've asked me.
35:25Well?
35:28I've been remembering things.
35:32Things from when I was little.
35:39What kind of things?
35:40Awful things.
35:43Zach, listen to me.
35:45Sometimes it's not good to look back on the past.
35:47But I can't help it.
35:49These images just keep popping into my head.
35:52Well, then you've got to find a way to push them back out again.
35:59Okay.
36:03More potatoes.
36:06Yes, please.
36:18Sure is nice to be back to normal.
36:32You should know that Rex still loves you.
36:38Very much.
36:41He said that?
36:43Yes.
36:48Then why is he so unhappy?
36:52He has certain needs, and he's afraid to discuss them with you.
36:56Needs? Like sexual needs?
37:00Yes.
37:00Yes.
37:03And have you fulfilled those needs?
37:12I see.
37:19You know, you are pretty brazen for a woman who just admitted however tacitly that she just slept with my
37:24husband.
37:25And if I told anyone in this neighborhood, they would never speak to you again.
37:29You're not going to tell a soul.
37:32Yeah, you may hate me, but you'd hate the humiliation a lot more.
37:36Oh, I don't hate you, Maisie.
37:39I pity you.
37:47Hi.
37:48Oh, hey, Lynette.
37:49You heading out now?
37:50Yep.
37:51Um, I'll be home late, so just the usual routine.
37:55A nap for Penny.
37:56I know.
37:57No sugar after five.
37:58I got it.
37:59You're the best.
38:02Oh, one more thing.
38:04Since the boys are having corn dogs for dinner, I'd like you to make sure they get a vegetable to
38:08go with it.
38:10Uh, brussel spreads?
38:14They're full of iron.
38:16Did you make sure they cleaned their plates?
38:18Not a problem.
38:19I have this little trick I do.
38:20I cover the veggies with some cheese.
38:23You sly dog.
38:30That night, Lynette settled in to watch her personal pick for Feel Good Movie of the Year.
38:40You guys, you need to eat your russle sprouts.
38:43Russle sprouts.
38:44He's having me.
38:46Stop it!
38:47Yeah!
38:48Hey!
38:49This is you!
38:50Hey!
38:52Hey!
38:53Stop it!
38:54I ate russle sprouts!
38:56Stop it!
38:57Yeah, you do not!
38:59Yeah, I possess you, Mike!
39:00Yep!
39:01Ow!
39:01Yeah!
39:20Hey.
39:23Stay operated, huh?
39:32they sure did
39:35how'd it go
39:39it went well surgeon says you're gonna be as good as new
39:48you look like you've been crying
39:51I have
39:56I was so afraid you were gonna die
39:59there's so many things I haven't had a chance to tell you
40:06I'm sorry you were so worried
40:08that's okay
40:10how are you now Rex
40:12are you strong enough to listen to the things I need to tell you
40:18sure hon
40:26I know you still love me
40:33Maisie told me
40:37she did
40:44as of this moment Rex
40:47I am no longer your wife
40:50I am gonna go out
40:52and find the most vindictive
40:54lawyer I can find
40:55and together we are going to eviscerate you
40:59I am gonna take away your money
41:02your family
41:04and your dignity
41:06do you hear me
41:09Brie
41:09and I am so thrilled
41:12to know that you still love me
41:15because I want what's about to happen to you
41:21to hurt
41:22as much as is humanly possible
41:30I am so glad you didn't die
41:32before I got a chance to tell you that
41:55trust is a fragile thing
42:04once earned
42:05it affords us tremendous freedom
42:11but once trust is lost
42:14it can be impossible to recover
42:20of course the truth is
42:23we never know who we can trust
42:32those we're closest to can betray us
42:40and total strangers can come to our rescue
42:46in the end
42:48most people decide to trust only themselves
42:53it really is the simplest way
42:57to keep from getting burned
43:15to credit
43:17is just kind of thing
43:17I don't miss it
43:17in the end
43:19of my life
43:20I mine
43:21I
43:21you
43:23I
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