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Desperate Housewives S01E15
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:01John, you're a toy.
00:03You and me, no future.
00:04Once some things are said...
00:05Do you remember what it's like to work a 60-hour week?
00:08You can't take them back.
00:10You are never gonna get somebody who cares as much about finding Deirdre as I do.
00:14You shot yourself?
00:15Pretty lame, huh?
00:17The damage is already done.
00:19Mom!
00:19You're not taking her away from me.
00:21Get out!
00:22I needed you to see something.
00:23They said they stole it from Mike's garage.
00:25Is that blood?
00:29Brie Vandekamp believed in old-fashioned values.
00:34Things like respect for God.
00:38The importance of family.
00:41And love of country.
00:45In fact, Brie believed so strongly in her values,
00:50it was always a shock whenever she was confronted...
00:54with those who didn't.
00:58It's not mine.
01:00You promised the cheating had stopped, Rex. You promised.
01:02Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling really lousy today.
01:06I want you out of the house!
01:08Brie, look at me. It's not mine.
01:11Well then, whose is it? It didn't just magically appear in my laundry basket.
01:15Well, I'm not the only guy in this house that uses that hamper.
01:21No.
01:22Sorry.
01:23Andrew is still a child.
01:24He's 16. It's not unheard of.
01:26Honey, you have to talk to him.
01:28And tell him what?
01:29Tell him that we found his condom and that he is forbidden from, you know...
01:33I can absolutely tell him that we think he's too young,
01:36but I don't think it's gonna do any good.
01:37Well, then the least we can do is go search his room,
01:39and if we find any more of these, we'll confiscate them.
01:42And that will accomplish what?
01:43Well, if we take away his condoms, maybe...
01:45He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis.
01:48He'd still try to have sex.
01:51Well, we can't put it back in his room.
01:53I mean, that would be like we're condoning him having premarital sex.
01:56Brie, let me put this another way.
02:02Do you want to become a grandmother?
02:08Yes, Brie believed in old-fashioned values.
02:14But she also believed...
02:17It was better to be safe...
02:20Than sorry.
02:45Well to see you from the Father's house...
02:53He was kind of turned out,
02:53I know...
02:53That's how it would be safe...
02:54We can't do that and talk about it.
02:54It's better to come down,
02:59and it's better to go.
03:03Now let's go.
03:07It's better to be safe.
03:07Mourning in suburbia brings with it a new set of lies, little white lies told not to hurt.
03:16Morning, Mr. Special. You look lovely today.
03:18But to make life more pleasant.
03:22They tell these lies to protect themselves and their reputations.
03:27Oh, for God's sake, this is unbelievable.
03:30It's the last time I do my banking online.
03:37Of course, every now and then the day arrives when someone finally decides to tell the truth.
03:44He was shot? How could you not tell us about this?
03:47He was embarrassed. He said it was an accident.
03:51Oh, don't look at me like that. Accidents happen.
03:54We know that you want to trust Mike, but he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage.
03:59Now, did he? We don't know that for sure. All we know is that Lynette's kids turned up with it.
04:05So what are you saying? That the twins murdered Martha?
04:07Well, I wouldn't put it past them.
04:10I'm saying that that is about as likely as Mike having done it.
04:13He's a good guy. I know him. I mean, he's... he's Mike.
04:18Honestly, I don't think Mike did it either. But if we don't call, we're guilty of withholding evidence.
04:24Well, you know what? If he is innocent, this should be a simple matter to clear up.
04:29But we will do whatever you want us to do.
04:40Okay, call. So should I just dial 911?
04:43Well, it's not really an emergency. It was a murder.
04:45Well, not recently, and I'd prefer not to tie up the line.
04:47Will you just call?
04:58Hey.
05:00My mom will be home any minute. She'll freak if she sees you here.
05:03Oh, I just wanted to deliver this personally. I'm having a party.
05:08You know she doesn't want us to see each other.
05:13Well, you gotta come. I... you're the reason I'm doing this.
05:17I'll try to talk to my mom, okay?
05:20But you really gotta go.
05:28Hey, Mrs. Solis.
05:31I'm sorry. Do I know you?
05:33Yeah, I'm Justin. John's roommate.
05:36Been waiting forever for you to show up.
05:38Really? Why?
05:39I wanna do you a favor.
05:40What kind of favor?
05:42Well, John says that you can't exactly afford a gardener right now.
05:47And I told him I'd be happy to do it.
05:50For free.
05:52You wanna mow my lawn for free?
05:54Mow your lawn? Water your flowers?
05:57Trim your bushes?
06:00I could do everything John did for you.
06:04That's very generous of you, but I don't think so.
06:07Why?
06:07Because my husband is home quite a lot these days.
06:10If any bush needs trimming, he takes care of it.
06:15Well, this is a very beautiful yard.
06:17I'm sure it could use a little extra attention.
06:21I'm flattered, but no thank you.
06:25Mrs. Solis, please.
06:29Did I mention why my husband's home a lot?
06:31He's under house arrest.
06:33Oh?
06:34He has a lot of anger toward the government right now.
06:37And he's just dying to find someone to take it out on.
06:52Hey, guys.
06:53This isn't a hockey rink.
06:55Can you take it outside?
06:56Are you ready?
06:57How was your day?
07:00I didn't get the VP gig.
07:03Oh, Tom, I'm so sorry.
07:07It doesn't make any sense to me.
07:08I mean, I'm Peterson's go-to guy, so how does Tim Dugan, the biggest blowhard in the office, get promoted
07:14to vice president over me?
07:16I thought you liked Tim Dugan.
07:18I do. I just, I don't know. I just, I really wanted that promotion.
07:24Hey, boys, can you please take the Stanley Cup finals outside?
07:29Well, did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wanted the job?
07:33I have worked at that firm for eight and a half years. Dugan's been there for less than two. I
07:37am not gonna beg.
07:38I'm not saying to beg. You just have to step up from time to time. You have to see your
07:43opportunity and take it. Nobody respects a shrinking violet.
07:46Let's get out of here!
07:47There is more than one, you know, leadership style. Mine is quiet, but effective.
07:53Take that racket outside!
07:58Well, whatever works for you.
08:04Susan!
08:06Hey, sexy, where you been?
08:08Called you twice. You avoiding me?
08:11Don't be silly. Why would I do that? No, I've just been really busy grocery shopping.
08:15For two days? Must be pretty well stocked.
08:23How about dinner tonight?
08:25Uh, dinner tonight, um...
08:30You okay?
08:34Can you hold these a sec?
08:39Up against the car!
08:44You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say can be used against you.
08:48We'll call it in.
08:49You have the right to consult an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you.
08:59You should get this.
09:01Zach Young's throwing a pool party Saturday night. He sent out a bunch of formal invitations, complete with fancy lettering.
09:08I'm surprised you didn't spritz them with aftershave.
09:10What is wrong with nice invitations?
09:13Mom, it's a pool party.
09:14Why couldn't he have just passed out flyers in the quad?
09:17Because he's genetically incapable of being cool.
09:20So, uh, are you going?
09:22Maybe.
09:24I mean, um, Lisa and Justin, some of the guys thought it'd be fun to swim.
09:30We can always bail if it's as lame as we think it's going to be.
09:33Oh, is Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?
09:36Yeah.
09:37You've been spending a lot of time together lately, haven't you?
09:40I guess.
09:44Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm going to want you home by 11 on Saturday.
09:4911? Mom, it's not even a school night.
09:52Bree, a curfew isn't going to do any good.
09:56You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility, but I cannot.
10:03What's going on here?
10:08Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room?
10:11As a matter of fact, it does. And just so we're clear, if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry
10:16her.
10:17Ha!
10:19Andrew? This is not funny.
10:22Mom, trust me, this is very funny.
10:25Mostly because the condom wasn't mine.
10:38You suck, you know that?
10:50You suck, you know that?
10:55So obviously we need to talk.
10:58I'm still a virgin, if that's what you want to know.
11:01Well, good.
11:03But why on earth would you need a condom?
11:05Because I'm planning on having sex and I don't want to get pregnant.
11:08Denya, you are president of the abstinence club.
11:11I wasn't planning on running for a second term.
11:14Well, who were you planning on having sex with?
11:17John.
11:18John Rowland? I thought you broke up with him.
11:19No, he broke up with me. And you want to know why? Because I wouldn't do it.
11:23Well, if that's the type of boy he is, then good riddance.
11:25Mom, every boy at my school is that type of boy.
11:30Besides, it's different with John.
11:32I love him.
11:35Oh, sweetheart.
11:37Just because you give a boy sex doesn't mean you'll get love in return.
11:43So maybe I'm being stupid. What's the big deal? It's just sex.
11:48Honey, I am looking out for your happiness.
11:50Now, I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges.
11:54But I waited until I got married, as did your father.
11:58And it was so much better.
12:00But Daddy ended up cheating on you.
12:04Yes.
12:05And ever since he moved back in, you've been miserable.
12:08Why would you say that?
12:09The walls between our bedrooms are paper thin.
12:11I hear more stuff than I probably should.
12:14Oh.
12:14Look, Mom, I love you a lot, but you really are the last person to ever give anyone advice about
12:20sex and happiness.
12:29Have you seen these? Five more past due notices.
12:32Don't worry, I'm handling it.
12:33How? How are you handling this?
12:35Can I please finish my sandwich?
12:36Have you seen our checking account lately? We're broke.
12:39And then we have the mortgage payment coming up.
12:41We have property taxes.
12:43It's gonna be okay.
12:44No, it's not.
12:45We are seriously screwed.
12:47And I am freaking out that you're not freaking out.
12:49Look, things will turn around.
12:51When?
12:51I don't know when.
12:53But we're lucky people.
12:54And we'll be lucky again.
12:57What is that?
12:59It's the lawnmower.
13:02We got a new gardener today.
13:06It's not gonna cost us a cent.
13:07The kid's a friend of John's.
13:09Harlow's.
13:09And he said that he'd do the lawn for free.
13:13Can you believe it?
13:15We are lucky people.
13:30Here we go.
13:32That's right.
13:33Hey you guys.
13:34Good to see you.
13:36Hey!
13:39Don't look so glum.
13:40You're gonna get a hit.
13:41Nah, it's not that.
13:42This is my hating Tim Dugan look.
13:47Oh, Dugan connects.
13:52Look at that job-stealing bastard runt.
13:55Dugan is really showing some of that glory-hounding-ass-kissing hustle that he is so well-known for.
14:00I forgot how much fun you are when you're bitter.
14:03Oh, look, you stretch it for extra bases, just like you stretch for extra territory,
14:07screwing over unsung utility player Tom Scott.
14:11Oh, down goes Dugan.
14:13Dugan goes down.
14:15That's got to hurt.
14:17Lori Hound has tagged out, and, well, he's going to have to deal with some tough dirt stands at Tim
14:21Dugan.
14:22Tom.
14:26Oh, no, look, I'm sure he's just grandstanding.
14:32Oh, my God.
14:34Holy crap.
14:40It's only a pool party. Everyone's going to be there.
14:42I said no.
14:43What are you going to do, keep a boy-free zone around me until I'm 18?
14:47You can see boys in a couple of years, just not that boy.
14:50Why do you hate Zach?
14:52I don't hate Zach. I just think he's sort of crazy.
14:56Mom, I've heard people call you sort of crazy.
14:58Well, I'm adorable crazy, and he's rampage crazy.
15:06Susan Meyer?
15:07Yeah.
15:07I'm Detective Copeland. I'm investigating the murder of Martha Huber.
15:12I need to talk to you about Mike Delfino.
15:15Do you remember seeing Mr. Delfino on the 7th of last month?
15:19Is the 7th important?
15:21Well, we believe it was the night that Martha Huber was murdered.
15:24She was last seen at the grocery store around 9, and then she didn't show up for a dentist appointment
15:28the next morning.
15:30What day was that?
15:31It was a Sunday.
15:33Oh. Oh, my God.
15:34Uh, yes. Yes, yes. Yes, I was with Mike that night.
15:38You're sure?
15:39Yes, I was. Yep, it was a big night for us, relationship-wise.
15:42It was the first time that we...
15:45The first time you...
15:47Did it. The first time they did it.
15:49Julie?
15:50Well, it was.
15:51How did you know?
15:52I'm not clueless.
15:53I found men's boxers in the clothes hamper.
15:55Oh, don't write that down.
15:58No, but this is good. You can let Mike go. He's innocent.
16:01Well, assuming everything you're telling me is true.
16:04It's true.
16:05The next morning, she made pancakes in the shape of little hearts.
16:10Seriously, little hearts.
16:19Oh, God.
16:21Justin, what are you doing up here?
16:24Um, I finished the hedges.
16:26Is there anything else Mr. Solis wants done?
16:29I don't know. He's not here.
16:30He had a meeting with his lawyer.
16:33So I guess that means we're all alone?
16:34No, that means I'm all alone.
16:36You're leaving.
16:37I'm not in a hurry.
16:39Come on, maybe we can hang out for a little while.
16:42I don't think so.
16:43Come on.
16:44If you just got to know me, you'd see I can be lots of fun.
16:47All my friends say so.
16:49Well, I'm not interested in becoming one of your friends.
16:52Get out of my bedroom.
16:54Come on, Mrs. Solis.
16:55At least be nice.
17:01You shouldn't have done that.
17:03Do you know how easy it would be for me to call my husband and tell him what you just
17:07tried to do?
17:07Not as easy as it would be for me to tell him what happened between you and John.
17:13I'm sorry, Mrs. Solis.
17:15But you're going to have to be nice to me.
17:19At least once.
17:40Mike!
17:42Mike!
17:43Are you okay?
17:45Uh, yeah.
17:46Yeah, I'm a little bit embarrassed.
17:48It must be the talk of the neighborhood.
17:50No, not really, no.
17:52So guess what?
17:54I'm your alibi.
17:55I told the police that we were together the night that Mrs. Hooper was killed and that I could never
18:02forget that night.
18:04So you don't think I killed Mrs. Hooper?
18:06No, no, of course not.
18:08I could never think you killed anybody, even if I wasn't your alibi, which I am.
18:14Okay, I'm, um, I'm going to go take a shower.
18:18Jail's kind of gross.
18:20I'll call you later, okay?
18:21Sure.
18:22When?
18:26Later.
18:27All right, I've just got some stuff I've got to take care of, okay?
18:32Okay.
18:36Mrs. Vandekamp.
18:36Hello, John.
18:38I'm sorry to drop by on you unannounced.
18:40Do you have a moment?
18:41Sure.
18:46So, what can I do for you?
18:48Well, I'll tell you.
18:49My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity, and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn't
18:54take it.
19:00Hey.
19:02Hey.
19:02So, what's the word on Tim?
19:04He came through the triple bypass with flying colors.
19:09Thank God.
19:10Of course, it's not all coming up roses.
19:12He's not going to be able to come back to work for four, four and a half months.
19:16Oh.
19:20What?
19:21The company still needs to expand, so I figure they need a fit, heart-smart guy like me to step
19:27up, take the ball.
19:28You're going after Tim Dugan's promotion?
19:30No.
19:31I already got it.
19:34You should have seen me.
19:35I walked straight into Peterson's office, and I told him that he would be a fool to hold Dugan's promotion.
19:40You called your boss a fool?
19:42I did.
19:43That was risky in retrospect, but you know what?
19:46Still, he gave me the job.
19:48Honey, it's me.
19:49I'm the man.
19:50I got the whole West Coast.
19:51Oh, my.
19:52What?
19:53What?
19:54The whole West Coast?
19:55I thought you were going after an in-house position.
19:57No, no, no.
19:58I'm setting up new offices from Seattle to L.A.
20:00I told you that.
20:02No.
20:05No, you didn't.
20:07Okay.
20:09Well, so it's going to be a little bit more travel, but...
20:11More travel?
20:12Tom, you're barely here half the time as it is, and now you're going to have what?
20:16Twice the workload?
20:17Honey, please, don't ruin this.
20:19I'm sorry, but you should have consulted with me.
20:21I did.
20:22You told me to stop being a shrinking violet and to step up.
20:25I thought this was an in-house position.
20:29Okay, I'm going to go shower.
20:30Look, wait, wait.
20:33I know what this means to you.
20:34No, you don't.
20:36No, you don't.
20:36I am 41 years old.
20:37If I don't make vice president now, it's never going to happen.
20:41This is my career.
20:42It's important to me.
20:45So is mine.
20:46But I'm here, aren't I?
20:51I'm going to take the job.
21:01She said that you broke up with her because she refused to have sex.
21:04Wow.
21:06Um...
21:07Okay, here's the deal.
21:08I said that.
21:10But it was just an excuse.
21:11I mean, the truth is, I wasn't that into her.
21:16Really?
21:17And she was always so proud of never having done it, I figured, hey, this is my way out.
21:23Well, she feels very passionately about you.
21:26Well, don't get me wrong.
21:28She's nice.
21:28And what the truth is, there's someone else.
21:33Oh.
21:34Are you going steady?
21:36Not exactly.
21:38We were seeing each other pretty regularly, but this other lady, girl, she sort of dumped me.
21:46Oh, I see.
21:49Well, look, I'll talk to Danielle, and don't worry.
21:53I'll let her down gently.
21:55Um, actually, I would prefer if you didn't.
21:59Huh?
22:03I know my daughter.
22:04She's very determined.
22:06And unless you're really firm with her, she's going to continue to think that there's hope.
22:10Okay.
22:11I'll be firm.
22:13Better still, be brutal.
22:31Decided to indulge your sweet tooth, huh?
22:34I'll be dead inside a year.
22:36I've got bigger things to worry about than my waistline.
22:40So, who's the woman they think you killed?
22:43Martha Huber.
22:44Local busybody.
22:45I thought her murder was random.
22:47Nothing random about her jewelry ending up in your garage.
22:51Did you kill her?
22:53No.
22:54Whoever set me up did a good job, though.
22:56The cops are all over me.
22:58You're getting close to something.
22:59Well, if I am close, I don't see it.
23:01What I'm saying is people leave trails.
23:05One of those trails will lead to deardrum.
23:07Whoever set you up must know that.
23:09Yeah, well, maybe.
23:11It won't be much good to you locked up.
23:13I'm rich, Mike.
23:15One of the best things about being rich is the security of knowing you can buy your way out of
23:20any problem.
23:23I'm not taking my money to the grave.
23:26I'm going to use it to save your ass.
23:39Mrs. Elise.
23:40Hello, Justin.
23:41Hey, what are you doing here?
23:43I am here to talk to your roommate.
23:46John?
23:47I didn't think you guys talked anymore.
23:50Well, now we have something to talk about.
23:52You.
23:53Me?
23:54Yes.
23:54I'm going to tell him how you're trying to blackmail me into sleeping with you.
23:58I wonder how he'll react.
24:00Mrs. Elise.
24:01You think you'll get violent?
24:04You can't talk to John about that.
24:06Oh, I can.
24:08And I will, you little worthless piece of crap.
24:13Listen, Mrs. Elise, I'm sorry.
24:17I'm sorry.
24:17I didn't want to blackmail you.
24:19Then why did you?
24:21I really needed to sleep with you.
24:23Why?
24:24Because...
24:29I think I might be gay.
24:32Oh.
24:35Daddy!
24:36Daddy!
24:36Daddy!
24:38Daddy!
24:39Daddy!
24:39Hello, guys.
24:41What's up?
24:42Oh, we went out for burgers and the boys knew you wouldn't be home until after bedtime.
24:47And so we decided to pop in and visit the new VP.
24:51Yeah, well, check it out.
24:53I finally got an office with a window, huh?
24:55Yeah, it's all about the window.
24:59Hey, guys.
25:00Hey, who wants chair rides?
25:02Come on, out this way.
25:04Here we go.
25:06Here we go, guys.
25:07Ready?
25:09Yeah, get it!
25:10Hold on.
25:11You gotta hold on.
25:14Checking out the new executive digs?
25:16Oh, you know it.
25:23Can I tell you a little secret?
25:25Sure.
25:27Dan wanted to hold the promotion over for Tim Dugan.
25:30And I am the one that convinced him to give it to Tom.
25:35Really?
25:35Uh-huh.
25:37Tom is such a workhorse, and he wanted it so badly.
25:42Yeah, he certainly did.
25:46What is wrong?
25:47Aren't you happy about this promotion?
25:50Lynette realized it was in her best interest
25:53to lie to the boss's wife.
25:55Oh, that's great.
25:58Obviously.
26:02Provided she wasn't too convincing.
26:04Of course, I mean, I will miss him
26:09being gone all the time.
26:12He'll be bringing in more money,
26:13but he is going to miss the birthdays,
26:16baseball games, first steps.
26:20But that's the trade-off.
26:22Right?
26:23I just hope one day Tom doesn't look back
26:26and regret being gone so much.
26:32Well, I better get out there before they break something.
26:34Of course.
26:36I will see you soon.
26:37Okay.
26:44So, have you been acting on these feelings?
26:50Well, I got a buddy.
26:52We get together, mess around.
26:55But it's no big deal.
26:57Just lately I've been starting to, like, care about him,
27:01and I don't know how to handle it.
27:03Wow.
27:04Yeah, and I thought if I sleep with somebody like you,
27:07I'll know for sure,
27:09and I can stop freaking out about this.
27:12Yeah, but why me?
27:13You're a good-looking kid.
27:15Why don't you test drive someone your own age?
27:17Girls talk.
27:18If I start something with somebody
27:20and it doesn't work out,
27:24everybody at school will find out.
27:26And I figured I could trust you
27:28because you have a husband and all.
27:30Well, I guess that makes sense
27:32in a weird sort of way.
27:37You know, my buddy and I,
27:39we've been messing around for quite a while,
27:42and this whole time I just kept telling myself
27:45that it didn't really mean anything, you know?
27:52I guess I've just been kidding myself, huh?
27:55We're all in denial about something.
28:00But you're finally facing the truth,
28:02and I think that's sort of grave.
28:06Thanks.
28:07I should probably go.
28:13Just so you know,
28:14I never would have told Mr. Solis about you and John.
28:18I may be gay, but I'm not a jerk.
28:37Did you feel anything?
28:42Not really.
28:46Definitely gay.
29:00Hi.
29:01Hi.
29:01I'm sorry to bother you at night, Miss Meyer,
29:03but I was hoping that maybe, uh,
29:05you could come down to the station with me,
29:07uh, just answer a few more questions.
29:09Now?
29:09Well, I-I'm sorry.
29:11My-my daughter and I were gonna go see a movie at night.
29:13I'm sorry.
29:15We can do it another night.
29:17I'll be fine.
29:19Uh, let me get my purse.
29:21Great.
29:22Are you sure?
29:23Yeah.
29:24I'm sure I won't be late.
29:25Okay.
29:26Bye.
29:41You said that Mike came to your house, uh,
29:43around 10 p.m. on the night of the 7th.
29:46Um, am I supposed to talk into the camera?
29:49No, no, no.
29:50Just-just talk to me.
29:51Okay.
29:52Uh, yes.
29:53He came over around 10 o'clock.
29:56Do you know of any tension, uh,
29:58between Mike and Martha Hoover?
30:01No.
30:02Were you aware that Mike was shot recently?
30:06Yes.
30:07On Valentine's Day.
30:08And do you know how that came about?
30:10He dropped his gun.
30:12Cleaning it.
30:13Miss Meyer, with all due respect,
30:14I've been working around guns for years.
30:16I've never seen one discharge when it hits the ground.
30:19Someone has to pull the trigger.
30:21Well, I wouldn't know about that.
30:23Were you aware there was a home invasion, uh,
30:25three blocks from you on Pine Avenue
30:27the day before Valentine's?
30:28No.
30:29The intruder was shot in the stomach.
30:31Where was Mike's wound?
30:36The stomach.
30:44Do you love him?
30:46What?
30:50What does that have to do with-
30:51It's just that sometimes people do stupid things
30:54when they're in love.
30:55I should know I've been married four times.
31:00Tell me the truth.
31:02He wasn't with you that night, was he?
31:03He asked you to lie for him, didn't he?
31:05No, he didn't.
31:06He was with me,
31:07and Mike wouldn't kill anybody,
31:09I'm sure of that.
31:22Mike Delfino, convicted 1987,
31:26did five and a half years for drug trafficking
31:29and manslaughter.
31:42You want a coffee?
31:44I'm gonna go for coffee.
31:58So is she covering for her guy?
32:03No, she's just a sucker.
32:21I guess no one's in the pool yet.
32:23Are you gonna swim?
32:25Please, I just spent like an hour
32:26blowing out my hair.
32:33I'll, uh, see you later, okay?
32:36Okay.
32:39Hey.
32:42Uh, hey, I've got a surprise for you.
32:45You wanna go somewhere and talk?
32:47Yeah.
32:48We should talk.
32:50Hi.
32:51You made it.
32:52Andrew's here.
32:53I didn't think he'd come.
32:54Yeah, he brought a lot of friends.
32:56They're acting like total jerks.
32:57Where's the media?
32:59I don't care.
33:00You're here now.
33:01This is gonna be great.
33:05Come on, man.
33:06Let's go.
33:08Danielle.
33:09Don't touch me.
33:11Hope you can swim.
33:15Woo-hoo!
33:16They look proud!
33:17Can we possibly take it easy?
33:19It's cool, man.
33:20Look, clothes.
33:22All right, it's flex.
33:23It's a party.
33:24You're the main party animal, right?
33:27Am I right?
33:29I guess.
33:30All right.
33:31Well, then act like it.
33:32Come on, give me a how.
33:36Come on, you're the host.
33:38Revel in it.
33:38Give me a how.
33:39Ow!
33:41Ow, ow, ow!
33:43Ow!
33:46Woo!
33:52There you go.
33:55You okay?
33:57You okay?
33:57What do I care?
33:58There's nothing.
34:00I take care of him if I wanted to.
34:03What do you mean?
34:05I know where my mom kept her gun.
34:19That's not funny, Zach.
34:20Well, if you think about it, yeah, it kind of is.
34:29Julie.
34:35Hey, Danielle, are you okay?
34:39I just want to go home.
34:41Can we go?
34:43Sure.
34:47Julie.
34:50I'm taking Danielle home.
34:53Are you coming back?
34:53I don't think so.
34:55I don't think so.
35:19So, how was the PTA meeting?
35:22Long.
35:29So Peterson called me to his office today.
35:32Really?
35:33Yeah, he, um, he changed his mind.
35:36He's gonna hold that promotion for Dugan.
35:40Oh.
35:41Yeah, it's fine.
35:42You know, I'm glad, really.
35:45I don't want to work all those long hours,
35:47and you know how I hate flagging just to, you know,
35:48horrible things to my back.
35:50And, God, with all that extra stress,
35:53I would have ended up exactly like Tim Dugan
35:55ten years from now, so.
36:01Yeah, of course.
36:03So it's, uh, it's over.
36:07Look, you're gonna make vice president one of these days.
36:10You know what? It's okay. Honest.
36:13I am, uh, really glad that it worked out this way.
36:28Okay.
36:40Oh, God, you scared me.
36:42How'd it go?
36:46I'm just peachy.
36:49And humiliating and shocking.
36:53Susan.
36:53How could you?
36:55God, Susan, do you trust me?
36:57Yes, of course I do.
36:58Oh, I'm such an idiot.
37:00And you're such a liar.
37:02Oh, and apparently a killer and a drug dealer.
37:04That's just quite a personal ad you've got going there.
37:07Susan, I came to Wisteria Lane.
37:09Stop, Mike. Just stop.
37:13If you keep talking,
37:16you're gonna work your way into my heart.
37:19And I just don't want you
37:21anywhere near my heart.
37:25Ever.
37:34Julie?
37:37Julie?
37:39Mommy needs a hug.
37:41Julie?
38:02Is Julie in there?
38:04Julie Meyer?
38:05I don't know.
38:06He's pretty dead in there.
38:12I don't know.
38:16Julie.
38:17Julie, Alexandra Meyer.
38:19Oh, Julie.
38:21Zach, this is ridiculous.
38:23You can't hold your breath forever.
38:26Oh.
38:31Oh, you might as well just stay under there
38:34and never come up for air
38:34because when you do,
38:35I'm gonna kill you in the living day like that.
38:38Oh.
38:40Oh.
38:43Is my daughter over there?
38:51Oh.
38:53I'm not, I'm not gay.
38:55Oh.
38:57I'm, okay.
38:58I'm, I'm sorry.
38:59Uh, I'll just,
39:02I'm just gonna leave those right there.
39:04Oh.
39:05I'm fine.
39:07It's good.
39:08You just, you know.
39:11Did, did you see?
39:12No.
39:13Goodbye.
39:24Sell the house.
39:26Are you crazy?
39:26Carlos, we can't afford to live here anymore.
39:28But if our lawyer gets the justice department
39:30to unfreeze the bank accounts, then-
39:32Then what?
39:33Huh?
39:33Finish the sentence, Carlos.
39:35We have tons of legal bills.
39:36You've lost all your clients.
39:37And even with our savings, we're screwed.
39:39But,
39:44it's our house.
39:45Honey, I know.
39:47I love this place, too.
39:49I just, I think it's time for us to face the music.
40:14I never thought I'd be poor at this stage in my life.
40:20You know, Carlos, I've been broke a lot of times in my life.
40:24But I've never been poor.
40:27Because poor is just a state of mind.
40:30And right now, you and I are just-
40:33Without funds?
40:36Exactly.
40:42I guess we could get an apartment and start over.
40:47Who knows?
40:49It might even be fun.
40:54And once we're back on our feet,
40:57we'll get a house as big as this one.
41:00Bigger.
41:17So, I get my wife this dog for her birthday.
41:20Straight from the pound.
41:21Cheapest gift I've ever gotten her,
41:23and she loves it, so I'm a genius, right?
41:25Then, I find out it's got this weird blood disease.
41:28Now, I'm laying out $600 a month for doggy medicine for this month.
41:31I'm a genius, right?
41:33Now, don't be cynical.
41:35Get something nice.
41:36Made your wife happy?
41:39Now, let's talk about what's going to make you happy.
41:50Yes, each new day in suburbia brings with it a new set of lies.
41:56The worst are the ones we tell ourselves before we fall asleep.
42:00We whisper them in suburbia brings with it a new set of lies.
42:03We whisper them in the dark, telling ourselves we're happy.
42:08Or, that he's happy.
42:15That we can change.
42:29We persuade ourselves we can live with our sins.
42:33We persuade ourselves we can live with our sins.
42:47Yes, each night before we fall asleep, we lie to ourselves in the desperate, desperate hope that come morning, it
42:58will all be true.
43:01I know.
43:20We'll see you next time.
43:20You know, I know what you say.
43:20You know.
43:20You know, I know.
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