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Desperate Housewives S01E06
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02I know why my mom killed herself
00:04Secrets were revealed
00:05This is getting really weird
00:06I think we should go to the police
00:08Relationships got complicated
00:09Mama Solis, what are you doing here?
00:11Do you think she's cheating on you?
00:13I think so
00:13I'll take care of it
00:14We got a call, something about a break-in
00:16I thought I'd seen a lot on the job, but this is something else
00:19And the mystery
00:20Zach, why did you do this?
00:23I don't know
00:23Deacon
00:24Zach?
00:32Suburbia is a battleground
00:34An arena for all forms of domestic combat
00:37Husbands clash with wives
00:40Parents cross swords with children
00:42But the bloodiest battles often involved women
00:46And their mothers-in-law
00:48The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed
00:52And Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since
00:56From the pre-nuptial agreement
00:58Which she reluctantly signed
01:04To the selection of wedding music she despised
01:10To the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted
01:14Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another
01:19And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair
01:24It had become increasingly apparent in this war
01:27Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market
01:30No prisoners would be taken
01:33Thank you, Yaelin
01:36I don't see why you have her
01:39It's a big house, I need help
01:42It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself
01:47I supervise
01:50You pay her $300 a week
01:54That's $15,000 a year
01:56Carlos, you always say how you're not putting away enough for retirement
02:01You know, baby, it would be a good idea if we cut back on expenses
02:04You expect me to take care of this place all by myself?
02:06Other women manage
02:08Other women manage
02:37God, I'm gonna miss this, Carlos
02:41What do you mean?
02:43Well, since I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking and the cleaning and all the shopping like the other
02:51wives
02:52I'm gonna be exhausted at night, just like all the other wives
02:58Until I build up my stamina, of course
03:00And that might take a couple years
03:12Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored the first rule of war
03:17Good morning, Carlos
03:18The maid stays
03:22Never underestimate your enemy
03:24Go ahead and get back there
04:08Of the many suburban rituals, none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale.
04:15The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know
04:20in hopes of finding bargains they don't really need.
04:25Each so determined to save a few pennies, they often miss hidden treasures.
04:34Hey, Paul.
04:36Hi, Susan.
04:38Gotta say, I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale.
04:41She got it for doing charity work from the Chamber of Commerce.
04:44Zach and I are moving. We don't need to carry any more with us than is absolutely necessary.
04:48That makes sense.
04:50Still, I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to keep it for Zach.
04:53Something to remember his mother by.
04:55Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother.
04:59I'm out of newspaper.
05:00Here.
05:02Let's call it ten bucks for everything.
05:04Great.
05:05Speaking of Zach, haven't seen him around lately.
05:09He's been a bit depressed.
05:10I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives.
05:13Oh, which ones?
05:14You don't know them.
05:17So, how'd you get the fat lip?
05:19The usual way.
05:21Asking too many questions.
05:30Did you find it where Zach is?
05:31No, but I can tell you this much.
05:33He's not staying with relatives.
05:35It's driving me crazy, Mama.
05:37I mean, it could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with.
05:39Don't worry about it.
05:41I'm not letting her out of my sight.
05:43Now, now, who the hell is that?
05:45And look at the way she's touching him.
05:46You think that's the guy she's having an affair with?
05:48Carlos, don't be stupid.
05:49A guy she talks to in public isn't someone you're going to worry about.
05:53So is someone that she doesn't talk to.
05:56What do I have to do?
05:58Beat up every guy in town?
06:00Marriage takes work.
06:03I'm not surprised he's playing it close to the vest.
06:05Paul knows we're on to him.
06:07Zach said Mary Alice killed herself because of something that he had done.
06:10Something bad.
06:11Is there anyone else who'd know what he was talking about?
06:14No.
06:14That's why we have to find him.
06:16It's the only way we'll know the truth.
06:17It just doesn't make any sense.
06:19Zach is such a sweet kid.
06:20I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible.
06:22He did break into your house.
06:24I mean, the kid's obviously troubled in some way.
06:30Severe depression.
06:33Borderline personality disorder.
06:35Zack is a deeply troubled young man.
06:38I'm aware of that.
06:40What are you giving him?
06:41Some antidepressants and a mood stabilizer.
06:44Good.
06:45I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy to help on earth any repressive...
06:49I don't think so.
06:53Mr. Young, I can't just medicate him indefinitely.
06:58Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs.
07:01No new treatments without my permission.
07:13I think this is going to be a great version of Little Red Riding Hood.
07:17And it is your involvement that make the plays here at Barcliffe Academy so special.
07:25And now, I would like to turn over the next part of our meeting to our parent coordinator,
07:30the amazing Maisie Givens.
07:35Thank you, Ms. Truesdale.
07:36Now, before everyone leaves, we have new copies of the script up here.
07:42Tilda and Frances and I went to the rehearsal yesterday,
07:45and we were a little troubled by the ending.
07:49Killing the Wolf.
07:50It says the wrong message to our kids.
07:52And we believe that animals should only be euthanized as a last resort.
08:02Do you find something amusing?
08:05I'm sorry, I thought you were kidding.
08:07No.
08:09Oh, okay.
08:10So, in our version, the wolf is aggressive because he has a thorn in his paw.
08:16And the woodsman will take out the thorn and send Mr. Wolf on his way.
08:20I'm sorry, aren't we doing Little Red Riding Hood?
08:23Yes.
08:23So, then you are aware that the wolf is a bad guy.
08:26He eats Little Red's grandma.
08:27If you let him go, he's just going to chow down on other defense assault ladies.
08:33I'm sorry, and you are?
08:35I'm Lynette Scavo.
08:36My twins just joined.
08:38They're playing oak trees.
08:40Oh, of course.
08:41Lynette.
08:42Uh, let's see.
08:43You are signed up to take tickets the night of the show.
08:47Is that right?
08:47Yeah.
08:48Well, with all due respect, let's leave the creative suggestions to the mothers who've assumed
08:53the heavy lifting, shall we?
08:57Sure.
08:59Whatever.
09:01I must say I'm jealous of how much time you two spend together.
09:05My mother-in-law would never want to hang out with me all day.
09:08She sounds nice.
09:11Hey.
09:12Oh, hey there, you two.
09:15Hi, John.
09:17Mrs. Elise.
09:20I wasn't aware you two were friends.
09:23Yeah, we go to the same school.
09:26Of course you do.
09:28Mom, if you need anything, we'll be upstairs in my room studying.
09:31Have fun.
09:38Doesn't it make you nervous, a boy alone upstairs with Danielle?
09:41Oh, no, I don't worry about John.
09:43Both he and Danielle are in the abstinence club.
09:49Coffee's a little hot.
09:57Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers.
10:03She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zach and hiding the truth.
10:11She hoped that finding one would lead to the other.
10:16To succeed, Susan would have to be evasive herself.
10:25Susan, a long time no see.
10:27Mrs. Greenberg, do you remember those two eggs I let you borrow last Christmas?
10:34I need those back.
10:36Well, gosh, honey, I'm fresh out.
10:38But if you want, I could run to the store.
10:40Oh, forget about it.
10:42It's not that important.
10:44But since I'm here, do you still have that old hatchback sitting in your garage?
10:49Can I borrow it tomorrow?
10:50You want to borrow my car?
10:52Just for a couple of hours.
10:54Well, I'm not sure.
10:55Do you know how to drive a stick?
10:57Yes, I think so.
10:58I learned in college.
11:00It's like riding a bike, right?
11:03I'm not sure, dear.
11:04It's no big deal.
11:05It's just for a couple of hours.
11:06I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year.
11:10First off, I'm very pleased with the work we've done in our sessions thus far.
11:15We're making excellent progress.
11:17I feel really good about it.
11:19But there are a few areas of your marriage we haven't covered yet.
11:23Oh, really?
11:24Like what?
11:30Um, I've told Dr. Goldfein in our private sessions that I'm not happy with our sex life.
11:40And Rex feels that when the two of you have intercourse, you're not as connected as you could be.
11:48Connected?
11:48Well, yeah.
11:49It's like you're thinking about other things.
11:51Is your hair getting messed up?
11:53Did you remember to buy the toothpaste?
11:55You're just not there.
11:56This kind of disconnect is often a symptom of a deeper problem.
12:00So, we were talking, and the idea of a sexual surrogate came up.
12:05Well, this is a licensed professional who'd work with you as a couple on solving whatever sexual problems you may
12:11be having.
12:11I have an excellent referral.
12:14And what would this sexual surrogate person do?
12:17Well, she would coach us.
12:20She?
12:20She's very discreet.
12:22You'll hardly notice she's there.
12:24Oh.
12:25So, she would be in the room with us while we make love?
12:29Yes.
12:30Helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential.
12:35Do you have any questions?
12:37Just one.
12:39How much longer is your midlife crisis going to last because it is really starting to tick me off?
12:58All right.
12:59Everyone's down for nap.
13:00We've got no more than an hour.
13:02Let's get cracking.
13:04Five card draw.
13:04Nothing wild.
13:09So, how is it going with Mike, Susan?
13:11It's going, finally.
13:12We have our first official date next week.
13:14I think he's taking me to see a play or something.
13:16Oh.
13:17Might I suggest the Barcliff Academy production of Little Red Riding Hood?
13:20Oh, that's right.
13:21The twins' stage debut.
13:23Are they having fun?
13:24Sure.
13:25They get to play Oak Trees.
13:26I'm the one that has to deal with all the drama behind the scenes.
13:28Oh, I take it you've met Maisie Gibbons.
13:30She's a total nightmare.
13:32I guess I shouldn't have challenged her.
13:34Oh, dear.
13:34Because now no one on the play committee even wants to talk to me.
13:38Oh, Maisie does love to rule her little kingdom.
13:40It hasn't really changed since Girl Scouts.
13:43Girls smile at you to your face, and then behind your back they make fun of you because
13:46you're the only one not shaving your legs yet.
13:48That would have never happened in Boy Scouts.
13:50When I worked, mostly with men, I preferred the way they fought.
13:54A guy takes his opponent on face to face, and once he's won, he's top dog.
14:00It's primitive, but it's fair.
14:01And a lot less sneaky.
14:02Isn't it sexist of us to generalize like this?
14:06It's science, Gabrielle.
14:07Sociologists have documented this stuff.
14:10Well, who am I to argue with sociologists?
14:15Wow, this guacamole has got a kick.
14:20I'm going to run to the little girl's room.
14:21You guys go ahead.
14:22I might be a while.
14:25I hate playing three-handed poker.
14:26Let's take a break.
14:27I'll play.
14:29You play poker?
14:30I used to play a little with my grandfather.
14:32Pull up a chair.
14:33Oh, I noticed you were just playing for chips, huh?
14:36My grandfather used to say, it's always more fun to play for money.
14:40Why not?
14:4150 cents a bet?
14:42Make it a buck.
14:43Three raise limit, $20 buy-in.
14:58Oh, Miss Solis.
15:14What are you doing?
15:16Why haven't you returned any of my phone calls?
15:19I've been busy.
15:21Yeah, I've seen who you've been busy with.
15:23Danielle?
15:24Come on.
15:25I mean, she's just a friend.
15:26Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you.
15:29I can do things to you she can't even pronounce.
15:31Well, a lot of good it does me with your mother-in-law following you around all the time.
15:36Look, maybe we should just cool it for a while.
15:38Oh, no, John, please don't say that.
15:41I have everything under control.
15:48Now give me a boost.
15:51Hey!
15:52So what did I miss?
15:54Not much.
15:55Just a few friendly hands of poker with the girls.
16:00Shh.
16:01Shh.
16:03Shh.
16:05Shh.
16:07Shh.
16:17Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
16:19As I'm sure you have all heard, Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis.
16:24Which means we are now in desperate need of someone to do the costumes.
16:28I'm keeping my fingers crossed here.
16:30Are there any volunteers?
16:32I'll do it.
16:33Really?
16:34That's a...
16:35Do you know how to sew?
16:37Absolutely.
16:38Well, uh, great.
16:40Thank you, Lynette.
16:48Okay, so now that I'm going to do some heavy lifting, I believe I have the right to talk
16:55about the changes made to the script.
17:03Um, ladies, we all grew up with Little Red Riding Hood, and we survived it, scary stuff
17:09and all.
17:10So I say to hell with political correctness.
17:13Let our kids experience this classic like it was meant to be enjoyed.
17:17Let's kill the damn wolf and just put on the best show we can.
17:27Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech.
17:30But I believe that ship has sailed.
17:33No, it hasn't.
17:34We still have time to change the ending back.
17:38And, you know, Maisie, it is just a fairy tale.
17:42I don't think it will upset the children.
17:44Well, I think you're wrong.
17:46Well, that's what's so great about being in a democracy.
17:49Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
17:51Also, everyone has a right to vote.
17:54So, all in favor of the woodsmen going medieval on the big bad wolf's ass.
17:58I don't know.
18:31Oh, my God.
19:19Dr. Goldfein.
19:22Bree.
19:23You're dining alone?
19:25Actually, I am.
19:26What a coincidence.
19:27Oh, my.
19:28Seems a shame for us to eat by ourselves.
19:30Shall I pull up a chair?
19:33Bree, it's nothing personal, but I never socialize with clients.
19:37Oh.
19:39Oh, I get it.
19:40I'm so sorry.
19:41Of course, it's inappropriate.
19:45It's just that after what happened yesterday, there's so much I need to say because...
19:53I suppose it can wait.
19:54I suppose it can wait.
20:03I suppose it can wait.
20:22No, Lynette, I'm sorry.
20:23Juanita's taking a bath.
20:26Well, how much did she win from you?
20:27Oh, jeez.
20:31Yeah, I guess she'll take a check.
20:33Okay.
20:35All right, bye.
20:36What was that about?
20:38Turns out your mother is quite the card shark.
20:41You let her play cards.
20:42How long did she play?
20:44Not that long.
20:44Why?
20:47What is it?
20:53I never told you this, but my mother had a serious gambling problem.
20:58Was this before we were married?
21:01Yeah.
21:03It was bad.
21:05She went into debt.
21:07She dipped into her savings, started hawking jewelry.
21:10I think it was only a small neighborhood game.
21:13But it doesn't take much for her to fall off the wagon.
21:15I mean, I know she seems like a very strong woman, but...
21:19She has a major weakness.
21:23Honey.
21:25Oh, it's okay.
21:27You were right to tell me this.
21:31And you understand I have to treat this as a session?
21:35Of course, that's fine.
21:37Shall I, um, include the meal?
21:39Oh, no.
21:40We'll split that.
21:42Okay.
21:47So, let's talk about yesterday.
21:49Uh, do you think there might have been some truth in what Rex said?
21:53No, I don't.
21:55Brie, you know, it's not uncommon for people experiencing sexual repression to distance themselves during the act.
22:02Is that how you see me?
22:03As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish?
22:08I love sex.
22:10All right.
22:11I love everything about it.
22:13The sensations, the smells.
22:15I especially love the feel of a man.
22:17All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body.
22:21And then, when you had friction.
22:27The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man's nipple ever so gently.
22:32And then there's the act itself.
22:33Two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure.
22:39To be honest, the only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum.
22:43I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I'm just not a fan.
22:48Can I get you something?
22:50Uh, just the check, please.
22:53So you haven't ordered yet?
22:56Oh.
23:01We're not shopping.
23:02Oh, I thought we'd stop here for lunch first.
23:04This place has the best buffet in town.
23:06All-you-can-eat crab legs.
23:09Oh, no!
23:11What's wrong?
23:12Let's go.
23:13I didn't realize how late it was.
23:14They're only holding the suede mini for me until two.
23:17If we stay, I'll never make it.
23:19We'll just have lunch at the mall.
23:21Wait, uh, I'm really in the mood for crab legs.
23:24Why don't you just drop me off and you can come back?
23:26Well, if the mall's crowded, it might take over an hour.
23:29It's a buffet.
23:30There's no rush.
23:37Hi, John.
23:39Motel, ten minutes.
23:41Be there.
23:49All right.
23:50Off you go.
23:51Thanks.
23:52Ooh, Lynette.
23:53I couldn't help but notice you forgot the coonskin on that Hunter's coonskin cap.
23:57Oh, yeah.
23:59That was a creative call.
24:04Look, I'm in the middle of a costume crisis, and if I don't take a few shortcuts, I'll never
24:07finish.
24:08Well, Jordana Geist manages to get her work done.
24:11She runs a concession, paints a set, and still has time to take care of her three kids and
24:17a husband.
24:18Now we can't have the students suffer just because you don't understand the concept of
24:22time management.
24:24I hardly think the kids are going to suffer without a clump of fur on their heads.
24:28Okay.
24:29I'll make a creative call.
24:31We'll cut the oak trees.
24:34That forest is looking a little dense anyway.
24:38My boys are the oak trees.
24:40Are they?
24:42Well, I wouldn't worry.
24:44We'll find something for them to do backstage.
24:46That's where the real action is.
24:49I'll finish the costumes.
24:51Well, crisis averted.
25:00You have lost your mind.
25:03I tripped up on this Silvercrest place.
25:05It's a treatment center for troubled kids.
25:07Who's going to notice one more?
25:08I create the distraction.
25:10You blend in and find Zach.
25:12How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?
25:14I don't know, Julie.
25:16You pretend to be bulimic.
25:17Gag a little.
25:19Come on.
25:20Work with me here.
25:21Mom, when this is over, we need to talk about your parenting skills.
25:24Okay.
25:26Fine.
25:26You don't want to help me?
25:27I'm not going to force you.
25:28It's not that I don't want to.
25:30It's just...
25:31Why does this mean so much to you?
25:34Because Mary Alice was a wonderful person.
25:36And now all anybody thinks about her is that she went off the deep end and did this terrible, selfish
25:40thing.
25:41And I think there's more to it than that.
25:43She was my friend, Julie.
25:46And I owe it to her to find out the truth.
26:00Juanita, what's wrong?
26:15Juanita, I didn't go to the buffet.
26:17I went gambling instead and I lost.
26:20Well, how much did you have on you?
26:22It couldn't have been much.
26:23I used Carlos' credit card.
26:26Okay.
26:27Well, how much did you charge?
26:28I don't know.
26:29It stopped working.
26:30What do you mean it stopped working?
26:32This thing has like a $15,000 credit limit.
26:38Oh.
26:58The man at the desk said there were no vacant rooms.
27:01Mind if I bunk with you?
27:03Bree, what are you doing here?
27:06It's a little chilly out here.
27:07Do you mind if we discuss this inside?
27:12Come on in.
27:20Sure is nice and toasty in here.
27:26You look amazing.
27:29Thanks.
27:30I was hoping you'd notice.
27:35Well, it certainly isn't the Ritz, but it has all the essentials.
27:46Hmm.
27:48I don't know what to say.
27:49Well, then perhaps you should say nothing.
28:00Oh, Richie.
28:03I can't take it off.
28:30Just leave it, will you?
28:32Just leave it.
28:51Okay, baby, where were we?
28:53I told you to leave it.
28:56I'm sorry.
28:57I just...
28:59Oh, come on.
29:00Are you gonna make a big deal about this?
29:05You know, to tell you the truth, now is not really a good time for me.
29:23Well, it's obvious you've never had to remove a cheese stain.
29:37I totally understand.
29:39Yeah, I already tried, Susan, and Gabby can't sew to save her life.
29:42Seriously, I'm gonna be fine.
29:44Yeah, ow, okay.
29:45Thanks, anyway.
29:46Bye-bye.
29:47Well, I'm a little ahead with my painting.
29:49If you need some help...
29:51Oh, Jordana, you are a lifesaver.
29:55Here, these pieces need trim.
29:58I'll help for as long as I can, but I have a lot on my plate tonight.
30:01I have to make 25 mini quiches for my book club.
30:03You're not human, are you?
30:05You were sent by aliens to make the human race feel inadequate.
30:09Can you keep a secret?
30:10Seriously, how do you cram it all in?
30:15Can you keep a secret?
30:17Um, sure.
30:30It's ADD medication.
30:32Well, my kids take this, or they almost did.
30:34I thought it was supposed to calm me down.
30:36Mm-mm.
30:36It has the opposite effect if you don't have attention deficit disorder.
30:39Ever chug a pot of Turkish coffee?
30:43Seriously?
30:43You're taking your kids' medication?
30:45Once in a while.
30:47Do you want a couple?
30:48Oh.
30:49That's very kind of you, but I just smoked some crackle a while ago, so I better not mix.
30:58This is what we'll do.
30:59I'll sell some old jewelry, pay off the credit card, and Carlos will never find out.
31:03You would do that for me?
31:05Of course I would. Why wouldn't I?
31:06Well, for starters, you hate me.
31:09Oh, that is overstating it.
31:11A little.
31:14The bottom line is, no matter how much I dislike you, I love Carlos more.
31:22If Carlos finds out about the money, he'll be devastated.
31:25I don't want to see him hurt.
31:26You don't have to believe I'm a good person, but at least believe I care about my husband.
31:34Fine.
31:35To act with it.
31:36I'm not going to risk my neck to protect you.
31:38I'm calling Carlos.
31:41Juanita might have been the gambler of the family.
31:49Wait, I believe you.
31:50But Gabrielle was the one who knew how to bluff.
32:02Hi, I'm Susan Meyer. I have an appointment to see Dr. Sickert.
32:06Yes, yes, he's expecting you. Let me get him for you.
32:21Hi.
32:22I'm Dr. Sickert.
32:23Susan Meyer.
32:25So you're here doing research for a children's book.
32:27I sure am.
32:41What you doing?
32:44Oh.
32:46Hi, Julie.
32:49What's wrong with you?
32:50It's just all these pills they make me take.
32:54And kind of make me sleepy.
32:57What are you doing here?
32:59I came to see how you were.
33:01And to ask you something.
33:02Look, I don't have much time.
33:06What is it?
33:07Last week you told Mrs. Vandekamp that your mom killed herself
33:09because of something you did, something bad.
33:12What were you talking about?
33:18After my mom died, I started remembering things that happened when I was little.
33:24What happened to Dana?
33:27Dana? Who's Dana?
33:29What are you doing here?
33:32I was just visiting my friend.
33:34This patient is not allowed visitors.
33:39I guess I have to go.
33:42I am so sorry, Zach.
34:02Hi.
34:05I don't want to disturb you.
34:06I've just left some important papers here.
34:12What are you doing?
34:14I'm repairing a chipped mug.
34:16Why don't you just buy a new one?
34:19Because I think it's better to fix what you already have.
34:25Listen, um, about what happened today.
34:32You humiliated me, Rex.
34:34For no good reason.
34:37I'm sorry.
34:38I was there.
34:39I was willing.
34:41Normal men don't say no to that.
34:42You, you upset me.
34:46See, but I don't think that's the reason.
34:49After I left the motel, I, um, did some thinking about us and our sex life, and I realized there
34:56has been a disconnect.
34:58But it's coming from you.
34:59That's ridiculous.
35:02How many years have we been making love when you've started to ask me something, but then you stop?
35:07I, I don't know what you're talking about.
35:09You are unhappy with our sex life because you're not getting something from me, but you're simply too afraid to
35:14ask.
35:15My, my problem with our sex life is that you can't stop thinking about the housework.
35:18Well, if that's the case, then take me right here, right now.
35:21The house is spotless.
35:22There are no burritos lying around to pull my focus.
35:25I'm not in the mood.
35:26Why not?
35:29We haven't had sex for months, Rex.
35:31Most normal, red-blooded men would be climbing the walls by now.
35:34Please don't do this.
35:35Rex, whatever you want, I'll go there with you.
35:40I will go there with you.
35:41You just have to say it out loud.
35:43Tell me, what do you want?
35:45What do you need?
35:46I need for you to stop talking like this.
35:48Rex, because you sound like a whore.
35:49No, I don't.
35:50I sound like a woman whose husband won't touch her.
36:01Rex, after Marielle has killed herself, it all hit me.
36:06We all have our secrets, and I think it's time for you to tell me yours.
36:40That night, while most of Wisteria Lane dreamt the night away,
36:46Lynette was in the middle of her own personal nightmare.
36:51Determined her boys would not miss their fairy tale debut,
36:55Lynette had stayed up 18 hours straight sewing.
37:00But she began to fear her story would not have a happy ending.
37:11Luckily for Lynette, she had a magic potion handy.
37:19And once she had taken it,
37:25the magic kept working,
37:32and working,
37:37and working.
37:43It wasn't until noon that Lynette finally took a break,
37:47and the reality of what she had done began to sink in.
37:53My big eyes, man.
38:01Come on, Juanita, I'm going to the store.
38:03Do you need anything?
38:04I'm fine, thank you.
38:08So what's been going on with her?
38:10Have you found anything out yet?
38:12Actually, Carlos, the more I watch her,
38:14the more I think she's probably not stepping out on you.
38:19Really?
38:19Yeah, she's not perfect.
38:21Lord knows.
38:23But she loves you.
38:25I can tell.
38:28Mama.
38:30Oh, you don't know what a relief it is to hear that.
38:35You know what's funny?
38:36I really think she loves you, too.
38:39Oh?
38:43I got concerned when I heard you played poker with her friends.
38:48So I told her about your little problem.
38:53You told her about my gambling problem.
38:56Don't be mad, Mama.
38:57I just didn't want you slipping into old habits.
39:00And Gabrielle was very concerned about you.
39:03She knew.
39:09I don't get it.
39:11I've gone through all your yearbooks,
39:12and you and Zach never went to school with anybody named Dana.
39:15He didn't say it was somebody we went to school with.
39:18Well, did it sound like a relative?
39:20He said Dana.
39:21It sounded like Dana.
39:22Unless he was using a code, that's all I got.
39:25Okay.
39:26Give me a break here.
39:27I'm just grasping at straws.
39:29I'm sorry.
39:31I'm worried about Zach.
39:32It's really creepy in there.
39:35Can't we get him out?
39:37Honey, it's up to his father.
39:40Then I at least want to visit again.
39:42I don't think that's a good idea either.
39:44Why?
39:48I just have a feeling.
40:01Juanita was now more convinced than ever
40:04that her treacherous daughter-in-law
40:06was having an affair.
40:07But the question remained...
40:09With whom?
40:28Juanita remembered it wasn't the men Gabrielle talked to
40:32that she had to worry about.
40:37Okay, sure.
40:40Jordana, Maisie, here are the costumes.
40:43Right on time.
40:44Thank you, Lynette.
40:49This is a bit awkward.
40:51There has been an oversight with the programs.
40:55Celia Bond is still credited with costumes.
40:58They forgot to tell the printer.
41:01Uh-huh.
41:05Uh, incidentally, who is they?
41:06As in, they forgot to tell the printer.
41:09That would be me.
41:11Huh.
41:12I'm sorry.
41:13But I was just so overworked this week,
41:16what with all the script changes that you demanded.
41:18Uh-huh.
41:19Well, these things happen.
41:22Oh.
41:23Thanks.
41:24Be right back.
41:27Would you do something with this?
41:28It looks like roadkill.
41:33Okay, lady, that's it.
41:37I beg your pardon?
41:39Maisie, we have kids the same age,
41:40which means there are years ahead of us
41:42having to deal with each other.
41:44So instead of playing all these petty games,
41:46why don't we put an end to this right now?
41:49What are you saying?
41:50Let's take it outside.
41:52Let's take what outside?
41:53Your sorry ass we're throwing down.
41:55You are crazy.
41:57Just being practical.
41:58Isn't it better to settle this once and for all
42:00rather than endure all this alpha mom crap
42:02until our kids graduate?
42:04Hmm?
42:05Come on.
42:06I'll even let you take the first shot.
42:18I don't have time for this.
42:20Yeah, I didn't think so.
42:22And just so you know,
42:24next spring when we do Bambi,
42:25his mother's gonna take a slug to the heart
42:27and you're gonna like it.
42:38The search for power begins when we're quite young.
42:43As children, we're taught that the power of good
42:46triumphs over the power of evil.
42:48But as we get older,
42:51we realize that nothing is ever that simple.
42:54Traces of evil always remain.
43:24Oh yeah.
43:25Oh yeah.
43:26Oh.
43:27that's nice.
43:28Oh yeah.
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