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Snake people in a diamond
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00:19can anyone explain this to me that's for son's vehicle but where's our target boys and girls
00:30so are you here for the high risk or the low pay
00:32they're looking for a son like saddam hussein something like that because this is 2003 this is
00:42right in the middle of like iraq war actually i'm here to keep the world safe from warlords
00:50and petty dictators like fason
01:00so
01:12cave well duh not cave kawai it's latin it means beware signal our position and remember
01:22we want fason alive for trial if possible
01:25apparently the woman here is voiced by lauren thom so it's dana from batman beyond
01:44uh sir you did stay alive if possible right
01:49look at old skeletons in that cave if you leave now if you don't leave now you're a fool
02:06this isn't fason's handiwork pull back whoa mama what is it burns
02:17i think it's my kid's college tuition fund sarge i don't think you should touch it
02:31death mongers
02:33death mongers
02:33death mongers
02:40oh benders
02:42touch not the black heart
02:46more fear preserves the world
02:49uh
02:53ah
02:56o
03:10Stay close.
03:20What?
03:23Burns?
03:25I'm...
03:27I'm fine.
03:29How's the Sarge?
03:30He'll live, but we need to get him back to base.
03:32Or you could all die right here.
03:35Burns, what are you doing?
03:43Burns, don't!
03:45What the heck?
04:04What the hope is?
04:16No.
04:16The Randall of the Rings during or someordum time.
04:16I mean, this stick is going to be a very much weakness.
04:29Good day, right?
04:39Thanks, yo!
04:47For fast energy, grab a light-speed booster bar with a big burst of flavor in every bite.
04:53Damn!
04:56See? This is what these self-appointed guardians of humanity are really about.
05:01Cashing in on their image, shilling for whoever's got the deepest pockets.
05:05It's not enough that they turn our kids into bullies and delinquents with their arrogant might-makes-right policy.
05:10Once again, the glorious one tells it like it is. Am I right, folks, or am I right?
05:14Turn straight!
05:17Are you serious?
05:18How dare you open up the league to this kind of criticism!
05:21Hey, I wasn't that bad.
05:23Listen, we're a team. How people see you affects all of us.
05:27Then a single guy like you should be thanking me.
05:29Cause I've been finding out the ladies love a celebrity.
05:33You done with those?
05:38What do you need that much money for anyway?
05:44Tell me you're not jealous.
05:49Tell me you're not serious.
05:51Why do you need a van?
05:54Wait, don't answer that.
05:55I was just about to say.
05:57Uh, that's not right.
06:10Yeah, well, Hotshot.
06:11Next time you feel the need to express your inner self, repress.
06:15But that's not even the best part.
06:18Check it out!
06:26Hey, we should take a road trip.
06:29What?
06:30Think about it.
06:31Two hard-traveling heroes cruising the countryside looking for America.
06:35Uh, yeah, I'll let you know when my schedule frees up.
06:40It's time we told these supercilious sideshow squindlers what we think of them.
06:45You're no superheroes.
06:47You're...
06:49Superheroes!
06:50Are you serious?
06:51It's not my fault.
06:53Of course not.
06:54You just handed that jerk a weapon.
06:55You didn't tell him to fire it.
06:57Aw, he's full of hot air.
06:59Guys like that...
07:00...back down the second you stand up to him.
07:02I'll prove it.
07:03Hold on.
07:04Hey, Glorious.
07:06Oh, no.
07:08You have something to say about the League.
07:10Say it to my face.
07:12Ooh, look at everybody now.
07:15Look at how...
07:16Look at how shocked they were.
07:18Ladies and gentlemen, it seems we have an unexpected guest.
07:22Not that we should be surprised.
07:23I mean, you're a superhero.
07:25You don't have to wait for an invitation.
07:27You go where you want, when you want, right?
07:29Yeah, but...
07:30Uh, we're the good guys.
07:32Of course you are!
07:34And I'm sure you can account for the fact that since your so-called Justice League formed,
07:38white-collar crime is up 3%.
07:40What?
07:41They don't do white-collar crime.
07:43White-collar?
07:44That's not really our...
07:45Or maybe you'd care to explain why, on your watch,
07:4850% of marriages now end in divorce.
07:51And the other 50% in death!
07:54Uh!
07:54Yeah!
07:56What does that have to do with anything?
08:03I'm here because all that stuff he said about the League being in this for money isn't right.
08:07So you're saying that, unlike the rest of us who work hard to provide for our loved ones,
08:13you do what you do for less selfish reasons?
08:15Exactly.
08:16It's like Green Lantern explained to me earlier.
08:18Don't.
08:19Don't say it.
08:20We're above all that.
08:21You heard it, folks!
08:23Straight from the source!
08:24The Justice League says we're better than you!
08:28Yeah!
08:28Can't be this stupid.
08:30Yeah!
08:31Wait!
08:32No!
08:32We're out of time!
08:34Tomorrow, more of the hard truth!
08:35You will hear!
08:39Hey, great show, kid.
08:40Drop by anytime.
08:41But I didn't...
08:43You s...
08:43I have nothing personal.
08:45It's just showbiz.
08:46It's not like it's the end of the world.
08:48What?
08:48That's exactly what it is!
08:50End of the world!
08:52Heh.
08:54Mophir tells you,
08:56Don't touch!
08:57Do you listen to Mophir?
08:58Now world ends!
09:00Not Mophir's fault!
09:02But Mophir know how world works?
09:06Mophir get blamed just the same.
09:08Ain't killed.
09:10Buddy, I need you to put that back, okay?
09:12What are you doing?
09:13How many?
09:15Depends.
09:16That thing holds seven rounds.
09:18Not enough.
09:19What's our deadliest weapon?
09:21What's with the stinking quiz?
09:23A nuke, okay?
09:25Numbers.
09:26Give me numbers.
09:27I don't know.
09:28Thousands.
09:29Maybe millions.
09:33It's a start.
09:39Today I have a report from Dr. Frederick, the respected child psychologist, in which he states,
09:44and I quote,
09:44Some children who admire these over-pumped superheroes do poorly in school, quarrel with their siblings, and refuse to eat
09:52their vegetables.
09:53I'd like to ask the Just Us League how they respond to these accu-
10:03I don't have the nerve to show up here!
10:05I don't have the nerve to show up here!
10:08America, I ask you, why are they afraid of me?
10:12What do they have to ho-
10:12He has better things to do than to show up to some buffoon's TV show.
10:18Like saving the world.
10:20We demand the truth!
10:26What a rude little man.
10:28Someone needs to put him in his place.
10:30No.
10:31If we respond, we'll just encourage him.
10:34Role models?
10:36Look, I've seen showgirls with more modesty than this so-called Wonder Woman.
10:44I will not tolerate this!
10:47Princess, I don't like Godfrey any more than you do.
10:51But in this country, the man's entitled to his opinion.
10:55However boneheaded it is.
10:56Democracy in action.
10:58Hey, didn't the Greeks invent that?
11:05And what's wrong with the way I dress?
11:08Uh, you wanna take that?
11:13Huh.
11:14You are about to witness the birth of a new age in missile defense.
11:19I was here about missile defense at some other time.
11:27Hold it, guy! Restricted area!
11:31Whoa!
11:32Let's go!
11:42General, we've got a security breach.
11:46He's heading for one of the nukes.
11:48Abort test!
12:18Don't move!
12:21Burn it!
12:22Itching!
12:23Oh, I can't say this!
12:25What's the problem?
12:28Cramping?
12:29Burning?
12:30Itching?
12:30What pinhead wrote this garbage?
12:33Your sponsors.
12:34They can kiss my boots.
12:36I'm not saying it!
12:39You're his agent.
12:41You deal with them.
12:44Listen, Bunky, you know you're my number one guy.
12:47Talk-
12:48Forget it!
12:49No one's asking the other-
12:50He's completely here for you.
12:52You say the word, we walk.
12:54So what?
12:54Great. Let's go.
12:56You can't.
12:57We already got paid, and I spent my 60%.
13:00Forget it!
13:01No one's asking-
13:04This is a take.
13:05And if it's not too inconvenient, this time with talent.
13:13This bites!
13:15Your commercial s-
13:16You know Flash is angry when he walks over to someone.
13:20Stupid!
13:21You're a no-talent hack, and your donuts are stale!
13:24I'm outta here!
13:25Fast, fast, fast!
13:38Welch!
13:39What nukes?
13:40Where's my unit?
13:41Where's the Sarge?
13:44Listen, buddy.
13:45It'll go a lot easier if you cooperate.
13:47We called your CO.
13:48He said your unit had been taken out by enemy fire.
13:51Turns out it was you.
13:54Did Fasan pay you to do this?
13:56Do what?
13:57I don't know what you're talking about!
13:59Don't worry, sir.
14:00We'll get him to crack.
14:01Very good, Lieutenant. Carry on.
14:26You're a no-talent hack, and your donuts are stale!
14:29I'm outta here!
14:30Fast, fast, fast!
14:33I'm outta here!
14:35This just-
14:36They're menaces who have far too much power.
14:39Why, if they set their minds to it, the Just Us League could easily destroy the world!
14:45Captain, how would one find this Just Us League?
14:49Put on a gaudy costume and threaten to hurt a lot of people?
14:53Thank you, Captain.
14:54You've been a tremendous help.
15:00They're all suspicious.
15:02Come on, Artie, help me out!
15:03Where'd God forget that footage?
15:05How should I know?
15:06A garage sale?
15:07But it makes me look-
15:09Artie gave him the footage.
15:13Guaranteed.
15:15You slimy little weasel!
15:17Do you think I can be bought and sold?
15:20A tough negotiator!
15:22I like that!
15:28It's the power plant.
15:30This negotiation is over, Mr. Bauman.
15:40I saw that.
15:43Mankind's time will be forever eclipsed!
15:47Tonight, my people will be avenged!
15:50Where do these nuts come from?
16:02What's going on?
16:04Is this some kind of a drill?
16:11It's him.
16:14He torched the sewers!
16:15I was wondering what that smell was.
16:18It's no joke!
16:19That's methane gas down there.
16:27The flash will handle the fire.
16:29Diana!
16:30You take Mr. Moonface!
16:32Right!
16:42We need water here!
16:44Fast!
16:44We need water here!
16:48We need water here!
16:48We need water here!
16:49We can go to the job!
16:49We need water here!
16:59It's to be a guy.
17:00It's to be on the way!
17:02Thank you, you're coming.
17:02So cold!
17:12never i know what you want but you can't have it have what my precious diamond
17:33it's dark power can destroy the world not anymore
17:44a justice leaguer possessed by snake people now that's world threatening
17:50hey princess fires out need a hand in here no he's finished
18:01that was a little harsh are you feeling all right i'm fine but there's still so much to do
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