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00:12Slag it!
00:16He's really got a delicate touch, DD.
00:18Delicate likes DD.
00:21I hate this heavy chunk.
00:25Zip it, Bonk!
00:26The plan is get in and get out!
00:32It's a school night boys and girls.
00:34I'm gonna have to call your f-
00:35School night boys and girls.
00:37I'm gonna have to call your folks.
00:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:41I hate you!
00:42I hate you!
00:43I hate you!
00:44I hate you!
00:44I hate you!
00:46I hate you!
00:54I hate you!
00:59I hate you!
01:03I hate you!
01:04Mom, don't!
01:05Yeah, Bonk, don't!
01:09I hate you!
01:15Oh!
01:16What!
01:19Uh.
01:37Oh my god, look at his face!
01:44Oh
02:08It's a fake
02:28Let's go
02:29Dee Dee, open the door
02:30I'm the devil
02:44Oh
02:45Oh
02:46Oh
02:51Yes, sir
02:59Incoming
03:00Ah
03:10Come on, you moron
03:11Get back here
03:24Oh
03:52You got a death wish, Bats
03:54And here I thought I was just being a good citizen
04:01Got you, sir
04:08Got you, sir
04:09Whoa, whoa, whoa
04:12FLAGPOL
04:13What did you say?
04:15FLAGPOL
04:17Ha ha
04:28Is this coming on?
04:57That ain't coming out of my allowance
04:58Ha
04:59It's not
05:00Mark him
05:02That ain't coming out of my allowance
05:08Eugh
05:09That ain't coming out of my allowance
05:09Clean cut
05:15He's still got it
05:17Still got it
05:19Still got it
05:29How did it go with the Jokers?
05:32I broke up the robbery, but it was weird
05:35Third time this month that particular gang was trying to intercept high-tech machinery
05:38Jokers don't use that stuff
05:40Jokers don't use that stuff
05:40They're probably fencing it
05:44Corporate espionage is big business
05:46Corporate espionage is big business
05:48Corporate espionage is big business
05:48I may as well
05:50Tighten till I can get another shot at him
05:54Hey
05:55Here
05:57That's right
05:58Today Gotham billionaire Bruce
06:01He's
06:01From the financial world
06:03With his plans
06:04To
06:04The leadership of
06:06Wayne enterprise
06:09While shareholder
06:11Dwayne's return
06:13Members of the
06:15Wayne board has been
06:18Company operations
06:26Company operations manager
06:29Jordan Price
06:30Offer this company
06:32I of course join the rest of our Wayne Enterprises family and welcome back our most valuable senior resource
06:41I know that voice of Wayne
06:42I'm sure will all profit from his years
06:45Because of experience
06:47Still the day-to-day rigors of running a vast multinational conglomerate would be stressful
06:52Even for a young man
06:54I hope Mr. Wayne
06:57Is up to the challenge
06:59He's not bitter
07:01Much
07:01Price was next in line for
07:04The top spot
07:06I returned torpedoed
07:08Any dreams he had of
07:10Succession
07:11You gonna keep him around?
07:13If he'll stay on my terms
07:16I've worked long
07:17And hard to regain control
07:19Of my family's company
07:21And I
07:23Won't hand it over again
07:25Price can either
07:26Get with that program
07:28Or start emailing his resume
07:30With all
07:31Long hours you're
07:33Planning
07:33And I'm putting in
07:34A young
07:36Puffet
07:36Does this mean you'll have less time for
07:41Who sleeps
07:42Anymore
07:48You okay?
07:49You know the jokers are going in for splicing now?
07:53Crazy hyena boy
07:54I nearly took a bite out
07:56I mean
07:58No way I could've explained that to Dana
07:59You're not going out now
08:01The night is young
08:02And so am I
08:03I think a good night's rest
08:05Might be more beneficial
08:08Like you said
08:08Who sleeps anymore?
08:12Apparently you sleep
08:16Up and at him Carrie
08:18Wow
08:21You can doze on Bruce Wayne's time
08:23Not mine
08:25Sorry Dane
08:31You, Susan
08:32started too
08:33Up and at him
08:33At him
08:35Too early
08:35Day
08:37There's one
08:37Get out
08:37Into the
08:38What?
09:07Great song.
09:09Great song.
09:10Huh?
09:12You see the squid blaze with?
09:16See you.
09:18Huh.
09:22You look good.
09:26McGinnis?
09:27Are you serious?
09:34Sorry babe.
09:36The day was longer than I thought.
09:42Let's sit this one out.
09:44Get a five hour energy drink.
09:46Coffee.
09:48And leave the pot.
09:52We were able to save this.
09:54The console's memory board.
09:57I know it's not much but...
10:00It's not much.
10:01It's nothing.
10:06It says...
10:07All of you...
10:09A disgrace to the name Joker.
10:12Why in my day...
10:13In your day?
10:15Ever since you conned your way into this gang it's been your day this and your day that.
10:21Bonk?
10:21Your day is over old man.
10:24Even if you are who you say you are.
10:26And personally, I think you're a fake.
10:28Ah, brave new world that has such potzers in it.
10:33He's got us running around ripping a lot of geek junk but no cash.
10:38He won't tell us what his plan is even if he even has one.
10:41I want out.
10:43If you insist.
10:49Hey man, take it easy.
10:50I was just kidding.
10:56So was I.
10:57He's not joking.
11:07Oops.
11:08No I wasn't.
11:10Yeah.
11:12That's also how we did it in my day.
11:17You know kids, a lot has changed while your old Uncle Joker's been away.
11:22New Gotham.
11:23New rules.
11:24Even a new Batman.
11:28But now I'm tanned.
11:30I'm rested.
11:31And I'm ready to give this town a wedgie again.
11:36I have to know you're with me.
11:38Will you say it for me one time?
11:39We're with you.
11:41We're with you.
11:42A little louder.
11:44We're with you.
11:45We're with you.
11:45Didi?
11:46We're with you.
11:47Boys?
11:49We're with you.
11:51Bonk?
11:53Oh right.
11:55Dead.
11:56He's not saying much of anything.
11:57We'll keep out the trash.
11:59There's a good girls.
12:04Your renewed fate puts a smile in my heart.
12:10What say we get tonight's miss happen?
12:14Start over.
12:16Great, boss.
12:18Cool, my boy.
12:19We're going to need another system scanner.
12:22Who's got one they'd be willing to donate?
12:24Checking.
12:25What we're after is cutting edge.
12:28These are the only other places we'd find one.
12:32Nope.
12:33Uh-uh.
12:33Nope.
12:35Ah, what, there?
12:37Security's going to be tight.
12:41Oh, yes.
12:42Yes, but think of the fun.
12:50Good evening, Mr. Wayne.
12:52Mrs. Carr, you remember my assistant, Terry McGinnis?
12:55Of course.
12:56I'm glad you could join us, Terry.
12:58Everyone is here.
13:00Well, everyone except Mr. Price, unfortunately.
13:03That's no surprise.
13:05May I have your attention, please?
13:08It's my pleasure to welcome back the guiding light of this company,
13:13Bruce Wayne.
13:21Thank you, guys.
13:23It's a pleasure to see you all again.
13:25In the future, I hope to...
13:35Spend time getting to know each member of our company,
13:38learning about you individually.
13:40есс.
13:49Oh, no.
13:54Uhh.
13:57I hope you're gonna get sued.
14:02Security! Emergency on Paris now!
14:10Hey! We go!
14:27You're gonna be okay?
14:28Go to work.
14:32Well, if it is old Mr. Wayne. So debonair. So daffer.
14:41It's so decrepit.
14:55Bruce, you messed up!
14:56Hello, Gotham! Joker's back in town!
15:03Can't be.
15:04Oh no, your old eyes do not deceive you, Brucie.
15:08After all, you know me better than you.
15:12Wait a minute, he knew he was Bruce?
15:14Back off, gruesome.
15:20Ah, the new boy. Ears are too long and I missed the cape.
15:24But not too shabby. Not too shabby at all.
15:27Oh, woof!
15:40How's it coming?
15:52No, I'm dying.
15:54You are dying.
16:01It's so dark.
16:01No, you were not dying.
16:05Okay.
16:06Get out of there.
16:06I won't get to that part.
16:06I'm dying!
16:07I'm dying.
16:18Well, what's it gonna be?
16:20Fake!
16:51I know what you're thinking. I messed up. I let the clown go in order to save those people.
16:57You did the right thing.
16:59So, the Joker, huh? Looks pretty spry for a guy who's gotta be what, mid-80s?
17:06Any theories on that? Clone? Robot? Suspended animation due to floating around frozen in a block of ice?
17:15Shut up and drive.
17:17Hm.
17:19Yes, sir.
17:22Wait.
17:26This was the legendary Joker.
17:29Legendary?
17:30Ceremony at the newly opened Wayne Enterprises' building.
17:33Honey, were you watching?
17:35Adding to the drama was the appearance of another comic icon, the Batman, who engaged his one-time foe in
17:41a stunning aerial battle.
17:43Honey?
17:44It's nothing, sweetheart.
17:48Nothing.
17:59Go away.
18:00Morning, Commish.
18:01You understand English, McGinnis? Scram.
18:04Love to. But first, what can you tell me about clowns?
18:07In this town, they're never funny.
18:10I noticed that.
18:14Now this Joker.
18:16Drop it, kid.
18:17That's what the old man's been saying.
18:19Listen to him.
18:20Hey, look.
18:21I know this fruitcake was one of the pig bad guys from the Cape and Cow days.
18:24He was more than that.
18:26What?
18:27A garden variety wacko who threatened people with whoopee cushions and squirting flowers?
18:31Big deal. I'm shaking.
18:33McGinnis!
18:34Huh.
18:38The Joker, the real Joker, was unlike anyone you've ever faced.
18:41And for your sake, I hope you never do.
18:43If Bruce wants you to drop it, then drop it.
18:47Commissioner, your nine o'clock is here.
18:49Send him in.
18:51You were leaving?
18:53Figure I was.
19:06Thanks for seeing me, Barb.
19:08That's what I'm here for.
19:23Deceased?
19:25So what happened?
19:30A countdown of victims that will end at midnight.
19:33Unless our dear Dark Knight stops me first.
19:38That's...
19:39That's not how he was designed when he said that.
19:42Joker's back in town.
19:52It's funny.
19:53I know about all your other major enemies, but you never mentioned him.
19:57He was the biggest, wasn't he?
19:59Easily.
19:59It wasn't a popularity contest.
20:02He was a psychopath.
20:04A monster.
20:05So how is it possible he could still be around after all this time?
20:09It's not possible.
20:10He died years ago.
20:12You're sure?
20:14I was there.
20:20You killed him, didn't you?
20:23He was gonna do something so terrible you had no other choice.
20:28Maybe.
20:29That was it, wasn't it?
20:37I want you to give back the Batman suit.
20:40What?
20:42Why?
20:43There is no reason for you to continue.
20:45You've made your father's killers pay for his murder.
20:49Then put your own needs aside to help the city when it most needed a hero.
20:57You've honored the reputation of Batman many times over, and for that I thank you.
21:02Then why?
21:04I had no right to force this life on you or anyone else.
21:09Hey, I was the one who broke in and swiped the suit, remember?
21:12Yes, there was my dad's murder, but we come from two different worlds, Mr. Wayne.
21:16I wasn't like you or the kids you took in.
21:20I was a pretty bad kid once.
21:23Ran with a rough crowd, broke a lot of laws to say nothing in my folks' hearts.
21:27The kind of punk you wouldn't have wasted a s**t that I could punch on back in the day.
21:33Your point.
21:35I'm trying to make up for past sins.
21:38The state says my three months in juvie wiped me clean, but my soul tells me different.
21:43Every time I put on that suit, it's my chance to help people who are in trouble.
21:47And I guess on a personal level, it's a chance to look like a worthwhile...
21:52Again.
21:54In my eyes, no one else's.
21:58It's what I want, Bruce.
22:02Stupid kid.
22:03You don't know what you want.
22:05None of you ever did.
22:08Keys.
22:17Check!
22:42Mom!
22:43Come quick!
22:44Nick, some weirdo broke into our house.
22:49Buddy, what are you yelling about?
22:51There's a stranger sitting at our table.
22:54Ha ha.
22:56That's your brother.
23:01I've never seen him before in my life.
23:04It is rare that you're up and around before noon, Terry.
23:07What with your job and all.
23:09I'm not working for Mr. Wayne anymore.
23:14Well, it will be nice to have you home for a change.
23:18Right, Matt?
23:20Sure, great.
23:21Just when I was getting used to being an only child.
23:27Mom!
23:28Mom!
23:30Ha ha ha ha.
23:34Quit, Dane.
23:35Ditch the guys and have a night out to ourselves.
23:37It may be a change for you, Chelsea.
23:39I don't see enough of Terry to know the difference.
23:43Well, Terry's sweet and all, but...
23:45Who says you can't make friends with someone new?
23:50Not a chance.
23:51Not a chance.
23:52Bye, Doc.
23:53Yay!
23:57I thought you'd be working as usual.
24:00Huh.
24:02The bad news is...
24:03The time being, I'm not gonna have much...
24:06Much money coming in.
24:08The good news is...
24:10You have me all here.
24:13So...
24:13Come over that.
24:19Those are the...
24:20No, no, those are the clown twins.
24:22I'm not gonna have much...
24:22I don't see if I can't make friends.
24:26I don't see if I can't make friends.
24:39I don't see if I can't make friends.
24:45Hey!
24:51Pea?
25:15what is it boy
25:22ace oh no no no no no no no yo get out of the way
25:35that's the joke
25:57don't get out just an old friend come by to say hello
26:18hello
26:22batman
26:30dana
26:31it was her
26:34are you serious
26:37they're trying to jump
26:41they're trying to jump
26:42they're trying to jump
26:42on the damn floor
26:51there's a rule that says no jumping on the
27:00you
27:00don't know why the boss wants a drug like you out of the way but hey as long as it's
27:04fun
27:10are you serious
27:12are you serious
27:13let me go
27:16sure cutes
27:19no
27:19no
27:24slag him
27:40dana
27:41stay out of sight
27:43stay out of sight
28:02there
28:17what you doing
28:18you got me
28:21just finish you
28:28you
28:28you
28:28you
28:28you
28:28you made a mess drag
28:44you
28:53Terry when he's not holding back is something else
28:56dana
28:57she's got a bad bump and some cuts but she's gonna be okay
29:01why were those guys after you
29:02i don't know
29:04look i'm gonna go talk to the cops stay with her okay chels i'll come as soon as i can
29:08sure
29:26leave a message
29:27hey
29:28the jokers little playmates were after me tonight
29:30me
29:31not batman
29:32this whole thing stinks way and you know why
29:34i need some straight answers from
29:36wait
29:37wait
29:38it's night where does it go
29:43wait
29:44it's night where does it go
29:51he will never leave nothing like that i should tip you off
30:00wait
30:02wait
30:02wait
30:02wait
30:02wait
30:08he's
30:12oh man
30:15oh man
30:24he's got no
30:25oh
30:26oh
30:27oh
30:28oh
30:29oh
30:30oh
30:30oh
30:54oh
31:00Under...
31:04Table...
31:21Yes!
31:39How is he?
31:41The anti-toxin's done all it can. It's up to him now.
31:45Thanks for coming. I didn't know who else to call.
31:48Who else is there?
31:49Network.
31:51What have I done?
31:58Yeah, rough night for me too.
32:01Sad news from the financial world this morning.
32:03The return of Bruce Wayne to his family's company has been delayed due to an accident.
32:08Wayne Enterprises' Jordan Price had this to say.
32:12We received a call from Mr. Wayne's houseboy this morning saying Mr. Wayne had taken a bad fall.
32:20Everyone at the Wayne Enterprises' family sends their prayers and good wishes to our senior member for his speedy recovery.
32:29I'll bet.
32:31Not every creep in Gotham wears a purple suit.
32:33It'd make my job simpler if they did.
32:35The Joker knew about Bruce. About me.
32:40Probably about you too.
32:42Someone knows.
32:43I'll give you that.
32:45But it's not the Joker.
32:48Not the real one.
32:50Bruce said he was dead.
32:53And?
32:54That's it.
32:55I know there's more.
32:57I know there's more.
33:02Barbara, I'm part of this.
33:06I need the answers Bruce can't give me.
33:12I deserve them.
33:13Hmm.
33:16But it would get easier over time.
33:19But some hurts never go away.
33:22Did Grayson Nightwing.
33:25To establish himself in another city.
33:30There were three of us then.
33:32Bruce, myself and Robin.
33:35Tim Drake.
33:50He's just, he's just doing flips just because.
33:56Robin was out alone that night.
33:59When he came upon.
34:03The woman's in trouble.
34:06Help! Help!
34:10Somebody please!
34:13Help!
34:14That's Harley Quinn.
34:16I know that voice anyway.
34:19Hero time.
34:27So he's hit.
34:34That evens things up a little.
34:38Not really bird boy.
34:43Oh my gosh.
34:45Oh my gosh.
34:53A bird in the head.
34:56That's the original.
35:01No.
35:02Night after night.
35:03We scoured toward the city.
35:05Running down every.
35:07Lee.
35:08Pressing every.
35:09Underworld connection.
35:17No one had seen any.
35:19Any sign of Robin.
35:23For three.
35:24Agonizing.
35:25Weeks.
35:26There was nothing.
35:28And then.
35:30One night.
35:31We've gotta have to take it.
35:47It's a bomb.
35:49Here.
35:54That's all right.
35:58A little bit of luck.
35:59Here I go.
36:00I'm up.
36:00I'm out.
36:00Here I go.
36:09Asylum had been due to a newer heist.
36:13Security government and security.
36:15The old building had been partially demolished and hung out like a rotting wound.
36:37Whilealanx war had come from the prior to the project.
36:39We got to go to the next meeting.
36:39We're not going to get them to the next meeting.
36:43The next meeting is the first concert station.
36:55We have the first concert station.
37:19Hello there, Robin, there's no Robin here.
37:39That's not good, that's not good at all.
37:43Ah!
37:46Uh-uh, nope.
37:49Picking.
38:07Mommy's little helper.
38:13Oh, Bats, we've been doing this little runaround of ours for years.
38:47It's been loads of laughs.
38:49We decided to adopt.
38:52We couldn't do it legally, but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around.
38:58So we borrowed one.
39:03Of course.
39:12No.
39:12No.
39:13Oh, my God.
39:15He needed a little molding, of course.
39:19What kid doesn't?
39:21But in time, we came to love him as our own.
39:24Say hello, JJ.
39:28Hey.
39:30laughing
39:38Let it WWW
39:43laughter
39:44laughter
39:46laughter
39:48I
40:06Robin
40:18Do you hear me?
40:32He just ran through that wall.
40:38Robin! Stop!
40:42Hands up, rat girl!
40:45Sweetie, get mommy's bazooka!
40:50Move!
41:24How could you help Joker do it, Harley?
41:27Okay, so he roughed the kid up a little.
41:29But I'll make it right.
41:31Yeah, you're mother of the stinking year.
41:34Ha, you'll see.
41:37We'll be one big happy family.
41:46Good!
41:48Good!
42:05Ha!
42:09afecto
42:10蜆蜑蜕蜂蜓
42:28怪你解放
42:41There's no way she survived that.
42:44Maybe.
42:49What's the matter, Batman?
42:51No witty comeback.
42:53No threat.
42:55Then I'll provide the narration.
43:11I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind.
43:18Fight it at first.
43:33You would have been proud to see him so strong.
43:38But all too soon the serums and the sharks took their toll.
43:46And the dear lad began to share some of such secrets with me.
43:56Secrets that are mine.
43:58In alone.
43:59To know.
44:01Bruce.
44:03Bruce.
44:04It's true, Batsy.
44:08I know everything.
44:12I'm kinda like the kid.
44:13Who picks in his Christmas presents.
44:16I must admit.
44:18It's sadly anticlimactic.
44:20Behind all the stern and batarangs.
44:24You're just a little boy in a place.
44:26So crying for mommy and daddy.
44:30It'd be funny if you were so pathetic.
44:34Now what the heck.
44:35I'll laugh anyway.
44:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
44:58It's a joke like the movie.
45:04I've got slides.
45:19I'll break you in two.
45:22Oh man, if you had the guts for that kind of fun, you would have done it years ago.
45:32I, on the other hand...
45:36Oh, that's clever.
45:42That's clever.
45:45That's clever.
45:52You've lost that man.
45:56Robin is...
45:58mine.
46:00The last sound you hear will be our laughter.
46:11Here you go, sonny boy.
46:18Make daddy proud.
46:21Deliver the punch.
46:23I'm...
46:25Fly.
46:37Tim.
46:50Don't do it.
46:56Yes!
47:02That's not funny.
47:05That's not...
47:12Yeah, he's...
47:15He's dead.
47:22He came back, but...
47:24At least he died once.
47:41It's okay, Tim.
47:43It's okay.
47:44It's okay.
47:44We buried the Joker deep beneath Arkham.
47:46The only other person who knew what happened that night was my father, the first Commissioner Gordon.
47:52He promised to keep our secret.
47:55With his last act of cruelty, the Joker had tainted us all with compromise and deception.
48:05I suppose he had the last laugh after all.
48:08I'm assuming his girlfriend bought it, too.
48:11We never found her body, but I doubt she'd be starting trouble now.
48:17And Tim?
48:17We had a trusted friend, Dr. Leslie Tompkins.
48:20It took her a year, but she was able to help Tim back to sanity.
48:25Still, things were never really the same.
48:27Bruce forbade Tim to be Robin again.
48:30He blamed himself for what happened and swore he'd never endanger another young partner.
48:35Tim left us soon after that, determined to make it on his own.
48:39Did they ever patch up?
48:40Tim tried once or twice, but you know Bruce.
48:43I check up on Tim now and then.
48:44He's a top-level communications engineer, married, good.
48:48Not too bad, all things concerned.
48:51He deserved a happy ending.
48:53But he still has the most likely connection to that night.
49:05It looks okay on this side. I'm going up to the dish.
49:20You might as well show yourself. I heard you a mile away.
49:23Dang.
49:24I'm no boy wonder anymore, but that old training never goes away, even at my age.
49:30Tim Drake.
49:32You heard about Bruce?
49:34Barbara told me. That was too bad.
49:37You're not too broken up?
49:38I had nothing with it, despite what you might be thinking.
49:41When Michael reappeared, I was just as surprised as anyone.
49:44Barb told you the gory details?
49:47More or less.
49:48Look, it's been almost forty years.
49:50It wasn't easy, but I managed to put it to bed and go on with my life.
49:54You'll have to do it yourself one day.
49:57We all did.
49:58We gave our best, but in the end that wasn't good enough for the old man.
50:03Regrets, Mr. Drake?
50:06When I was younger, part of me thought I would go on and on, and someday...
50:10Ah, capes, costumes, playing hero, it was kid stuff.
50:14Bruce probably did me a favor.
50:16In the end, I was so sick of it, I never wanted to see that stupid Robin suit again.
50:23Some things never change.
50:26Right.
50:27Were all of you that bitter when you left?
50:29Comes with the territory, McGinnis.
50:31Look up Nightwing someday.
50:33Oh, Drake.
50:34He's clean anyway.
50:36I've got one more lead to check.
50:39Check out someone with...
50:42A definite grudge to...
50:45Um...
50:46Bruce Wayne.
50:51Who's that guy?
50:52The slick, um...
50:55Slick-haired blonde guy?
50:57Forgot his name already.
51:00He's just a one-off character.
51:01He's just a one-off character.
51:22He's just a one-off character.
51:28Of Wayne Enterprises.
51:32Me-ni...
51:33That's the clown.
51:34Me-ni...
51:36Either...
51:37You
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