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First time seeing the Justice League as one
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00:01There they are, I think.
00:36Mother, forgive me.
00:42Oh, let's do so good.
00:46Ah!
00:47Ah!
00:49Ah!
00:54Ah!
00:56Ah!
01:20The Green Lantern!
01:22The Green Lantern!
01:23The Green Lantern!
01:26The Green Lantern!
01:36The Green Lantern!
01:39Hawkgirl?
01:40Hawkgirl?
01:40What's she doing here?
01:43Oh!
01:46Sorry, I'm late.
01:47There was an uprising near Rytal-9.
02:05Hawkgirl?
02:20Allow me.
02:23Oh my god!
02:25Let's go!
02:35Who's the rookie in the T.L.?
02:37Rookie? I'm not sure.
02:38He's like...
02:41Thanks.
02:49Hey, Bats!
02:51I think you dropped this.
02:54Whoa!
02:55Where have you been all my life?
02:58Themyscira.
02:59Huh?
02:59The home of the Amazons.
03:01I always thought it was merely a legend.
03:03I assure you, it's as real as the ground on which we stand.
03:06I am Diana, Princess of the Amazons.
03:09Pinch me, I must be dreaming.
03:11Ow!
03:12Themyscira is protected by the gods,
03:14but I could not idly stand by while the rest of the world was in danger.
03:17It was lucky you showed up when you did.
03:19No, not luck.
03:21I telepathically summoned them.
03:23Look, I'm usually pretty quick on the uptake,
03:25but would someone please tell me what the heck is going on here?
03:35Yeah.
03:36So, John Jones, you came from Mars to warn us?
03:39This is just too weird.
03:40I've seen stranger things.
03:42We first encountered them a thousand of your Earth years ago.
03:49It was a golden age.
03:51Our Martian civilization was at the height of its peace and prosperity.
03:57And then, they arrived.
04:02Where they came from, no one knew.
04:04But they were determined to make our planet their own.
04:24We Martians were peaceful people.
04:26And the taking of any life was abhorrent to us.
04:35But we quickly learned the ways of war.
04:39For centuries, the battles raged on.
04:42Every trace of our once great civilization was obliterated.
04:47We fought valiantly.
04:49But the invaders were parasites who fed on our psychic energy.
04:57As we grew weaker, they grew stronger.
05:00They even absorbed our shape-changing abilities.
05:04Finally, a small group of Martian survivors planned one final desperate attack.
05:29Oh!
05:34Inside their underground stronghold, they unleashed a powerful nerve gas which paralyzed them.
06:11The attack was successful, but the cost was dear.
06:16I was the only survivor.
06:19The last of my kind.
06:21I sealed up their citadel to keep them in a constant state of suspended animation.
06:26For over 500 years, I stood guard over them.
06:30But then, while I was in a hibernation cycle,
06:34astronauts from Earth unsealed the stronghold and accidentally revived the invaders.
06:39Wait.
06:39Those astronauts never said anything about finding life on Mars.
06:43Hm.
06:44Some pencil pusher in Washington probably decided it should be classified information.
06:48With all the Martians gone, the invaders had nothing left to feed upon.
06:52So they turned their sights to Earth.
06:54I narrowly escaped and came here to warn of the coming danger.
06:59While I was being held against my will, the invaders sent advance agents to disable Earth's defenses.
07:04That's why they sabotaged the deep space monitoring network.
07:08So we couldn't detect their activities.
07:10We've gotta stop them before it's too late.
07:12It may already be too late.
07:15What?
07:15This is Snapper Carr reporting live from Ground Zero in Metropolis,
07:19where the alien walkers continue to clear the area around the impact site.
07:23General Wells, our military seems unable to stop them.
07:26Why?
07:26All our big missiles have been disarmed,
07:28and our self-proclaimed protector Superman has abandoned us.
07:32He's coming back.
07:33Earlier, Senator J. Alan Carter had this to say.
07:36When I first proposed my peace initiative,
07:38no one ever imagined we would face an invasion like this.
07:41Now we must stand together and resist this aggression.
07:44Uh, wait. We have a breaking development.
07:48Something's moving inside the crater.
08:00Oh, my lord.
08:13Enjoy.
08:14Here.
08:18What's that?
08:20Uh, uh...
08:38Uh...
08:38Really nice of you.
08:39Here's some near the fire.
08:40It's a big project and here's the hill.
08:40I turned aside.
08:43What was that?
08:45It's begun.
09:01Invaders are nocturnal.
09:02They want to blot out the sun so they can live in perpetual darkness.
09:06Friends of yours?
09:07It's no joke.
09:09What's the big problem?
09:11Can't you just whip up another batch of that nerve gas?
09:13Unfortunately, no.
09:15The gas can only be made from a rare Martian plant.
09:18I brought a sample with me, but it was destroyed when I was captured.
09:22Uh, what's plan B?
09:24We'll have to take out those factories.
09:27Lady, this is no job for amateurs.
09:29We Amazons are warriors born.
09:31Want to test me?
09:33Let's not fight among ourselves.
09:36John, we're going to need all the help we can get.
09:38Fine.
09:39Sorry, your highness.
09:42Tactically, we'll have multiple objectives, so we'll need to split into teams.
09:46Kids on the Amazon.
09:51You are no fun.
09:53This isn't supposed to be fun.
09:55We've got a job to do, and we will do it better without distractions.
09:58Understood?
09:58Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
10:11That's our target.
10:13Now listen up.
10:13Here's the plan.
10:14What plan?
10:15We kick their butts, right?
10:16Let's get this over with.
10:23Hey, over here!
10:29Ha!
10:30Missed me!
10:40Really?
10:41We...
10:41No!
10:50Fool.
10:56Hang tight, hot shot.
11:06I'm sort of stuck here.
11:07I hope the others are having better luck than we are.
11:11Maybe.
11:22Hiding like cowards is not the Amazon way.
11:25They must have a weakness.
11:26When we find it, we'll strike.
11:32I have scouted the outer walls.
11:34There are no openings.
11:35Then we'll make our own.
11:37Wait.
11:39Let's see what she can do.
11:45Easy.
11:45Here we go.
11:56Hera, give me strength.
12:13There's your opening.
12:16Not bad.
12:28They don't like sunlight.
12:30They run like cowards. What are you waiting for?
12:34The deaf people are afraid of sunlight.
12:55Hot girl, follow me!
13:03Keep a sharp eye out.
13:04I always do.
13:11Stay back, I'll...
13:18Whoa.
13:22What? There's a time for words and a time for action.
13:25Hmm.
13:28Behold the idiotic, boneheaded, glory grabbing moves.
13:31Haven't you ever heard of teamwork?
13:33Huh.
13:34Uh, maybe we better save the motivational speeches till later?
13:40Uh-oh.
13:41Uh-oh.
13:46Uh-oh.
13:57Uh-oh.
14:06Uh-oh.
14:13They're close by.
14:14I can almost smell them.
14:16Are you always so eager to fight?
14:17My home, Thanagar, is a warlike world.
14:21There, one must strike first.
14:22Or die.
14:23Uh-oh.
14:36Uh-oh.
14:36Uh-oh.
14:37Uh-oh.
14:40Uh-oh.
14:41Uh-oh.
14:51They block us off again.
14:53It's almost as if they know what we're thinking.
15:02Any ideas, John?
15:04What?
15:05John!
15:07Superman and Hawkgirl are down.
15:10They have failed.
15:11What? Are you sure?
15:13That's not an idea.
15:14I can sense it. This way, hurry!
15:26We lost them.
15:27For the moment.
15:31Look.
15:35It's the central core.
15:42How can we shut it down?
15:44The Ion Matrix Crystal.
15:46If we can remove that, we'll shut down the whole plant.
15:49I'll need a diversion.
15:51You've got it.
16:10Look at that.
16:12Look at that.
16:22Be careful.
16:25Really?
16:27John!
16:32Get him out!
16:34Now!
16:58Batman!
17:07No!
17:08Wait!
17:09There's nothing more we can do for him.
17:11You don't mean he's...
17:13Gone.
17:14Oh no!
17:16Hera, help us.
17:18We're not gonna do this angle where...
17:21We're doing the fake death when we already saw Batman as an old man in Batman Beyond.
17:29So we know he survives everything here and Superman survives everything here.
17:35We've already seen them as old people.
17:40You can't-
17:41You can't fool-
17:42...
17:43You can't fool me.
17:44You can't fool me...
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