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00:16Why would you do this?
00:23One question.
00:25Why?
00:26Because you and your friends couldn't do what needed to be done.
00:31Wow.
00:32There are mercury switches at your hands.
00:36My face cam died.
00:39Okay.
00:40Feet.
00:41Any motion and I'll know about it.
00:43You've thought of everything.
00:44No.
00:45Just everything you'll ever think of.
00:50He's still gonna get up.
01:00What are you looking at?
01:02Huh?
01:03Calm down.
01:04You'll appreciate this someday.
01:06Yeah?
01:07I don't think Hawkgirl's gonna appreciate it too much.
01:09That was an accident.
01:11She's in our best hospital now.
01:13And...
01:13I don't want to hear it.
01:16You serious, brother?
01:18Oh, you're gonna appreciate this someday.
01:21I'm gonna appreciate my foot right between your cheeks.
01:28Believe me.
01:29The last thing we want is to lose another...
01:32Another what?
01:34Another flash.
01:43I think he likes you.
01:45Must be my magnetic personality.
01:47More likely.
01:48It has to do with what happened to this world's flash.
01:50You mean he's...
01:52All this had to have been set off by something.
01:54But to go this far.
01:56Even over me.
01:58It isn't that far from what we do.
02:00If you think about it.
02:01I'd rather not.
02:04You figured a way out of here?
02:05No.
02:06Not yet?
02:07Don't you mean not yet?
02:08No.
02:09I mean not going to.
02:11What?
02:25I can't believe they left it so...
02:27Unprotected.
02:28We did.
02:29For a long time.
02:30And how often did it come back to bite us?
02:44You're gonna pay for...
02:46Fixing the wax tower, I guess?
02:50Damaging it by fixing it?
02:52I don't know if that's something you could...
02:55Give someone a bill for.
03:24Flash!
03:26Flash!
03:42You'll appreciate this someday.
03:47What are you doing?
03:49Trying every possible combination.
03:5291939.
03:5991939.
04:01That's trivia.
04:03That's when Batman debuted.
04:06September 19th, 1939, I believe.
04:0991939.
04:11Oh.
04:12They're the numbers I use.
04:13How'd you get out?
04:14I sped up my heartbeat till it looked like it flatlined.
04:17I didn't know you could do that.
04:19Neither did I.
04:20But I had to come up with something if you weren't going to.
04:22I couldn't.
04:23Not with him anticipating everything I could ever think of.
04:26But who could anticipate you?
04:34I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm ready to kick some serious...
04:38You're going to have to wait on that.
04:39They've got Hawkgirl in a hospital somewhere.
04:41You need to find out which one she's in and get there before they hear about this.
04:45This is your city.
04:46You know the hospitals better than we do.
04:48I've got a portal to find.
04:50I'll go with you.
04:51Sorry.
04:52I have to do this alone.
05:04Hospitals.
05:05Hospitals.
05:08They'd never keep her in that one.
05:09There's no security.
05:10In this world, we're the bad guys.
05:12So?
05:13Where would you send a sick bad guy around here?
05:17Arkham.
05:18Arkham Asylum.
05:27Wait here.
05:28You're dead, remember?
05:29Hey.
05:30The costumes will tip him off anyway.
05:32We'll just say it's a fashion choice.
05:35Yeah.
05:35And the fact that Jon Stewart grew back his hair...
05:41In a day.
05:53Wait a minute.
05:54The fact that Wonder Woman back...
05:56Grew back her hair in a day also.
06:10We need to see one of the inmates.
06:12Why certainly, Superman.
06:15The Joker.
06:17Right this way.
06:39The Ventriloquist doll is the one that has the lumbotomy scars.
06:49Not a...
06:51Wesker.
06:57Oh, one little thing.
06:59Today's password?
07:03Applesauce.
07:04Applesauce.
07:06Right.
07:07But Wonder Woman was supposed to say it.
07:10What?
07:12The Weasel.
07:14What can a Martian man have figured that out?
07:17That Wonder Woman was supposed to say it?
07:20He half-read his mind?
07:22Come on.
07:37You must be stopped.
07:39A robot.
07:40I built mine to take over for me when I had to be away.
07:43Looks like the other guy had the same idea.
07:45In spades.
08:06I know this Batman didn't think any Batman would just let him walk into their cave.
08:16And just do stuff.
08:20He wouldn't.
08:27I knew you'd come here.
08:29Just like I know you're going to do that.
08:36What are you hiding for?
08:38I do my best work in the dark.
08:41I used to think that too.
08:42But what have you ever accomplished from there?
08:44Aside from scaring a few punks half to death and putting a few more in jail.
08:48It all adds up.
08:50Not fast enough.
08:51If you really want to make a difference.
08:53If you want to change the system instead of just patching it.
08:56You can't be subtle.
08:57You've got to step into the sunlight.
08:59Take over.
09:00Like we did.
09:09Violent behavior will not be tolerated.
09:12Nor will a bad attitude.
09:25You're not supposed to pick the flowers.
09:34Sorry, I couldn't resist.
09:37It's all right.
09:40It is?
09:41With me anyway.
09:43This kind of thing just doesn't bother me anymore.
09:46In fact, nothing really bothers me anymore.
09:48But you might want to watch out for Superman.
09:56Will you excuse me?
09:58Okay.
10:04Think about it.
10:06A world where there's no crime.
10:07No victims.
10:08No pain.
10:09And no choice.
10:17Who elected you anyway?
10:19Who elected you?
10:22The problem with democracy is it doesn't keep you very safe.
10:26It has other virtues.
10:27But you seem to have forgotten them.
10:28I didn't forget.
10:29I just chose peace and security instead.
10:32You grabbed power.
10:34And with that power, we've made a world where no eight-year-old boy will ever lose his parents
10:38because of some punk with a gun.
10:44I think that's checkmate.
10:58You win.
11:03Friends are tearing up Arkham.
11:06They just start the fight.
11:08Then shouldn't we stop them?
11:30Thanks.
11:36I can't believe this is Gotham.
11:38Where's the litter?
11:39If you want people to respect the big laws, you've got to enforce the small ones.
11:48What are you doing?
11:49The small laws, remember?
11:52I'm not paying for this.
11:54Bad food, lousy service, and then you add up the check rod.
11:57Sir, you're disturbing the other customers.
11:59Look, five and five make fifteen.
12:05Could you come with us, please?
12:07Get your hands off me.
12:08Well, I didn't mean it.
12:10I'm sorry.
12:11I'll pay it, whatever it is.
12:12And the food, it was good, really.
12:17Arrested for that.
12:21They'd love it here, don't you think?
12:23Who?
12:24Mom and dad.
12:26They'd be so proud of you.
12:28Hmm.
12:28Just drive.
12:30And the food, it's alive.
12:31And the food, it's alive.
12:35And the food, it's alive.
12:39And the food, it's alive.
12:43And the food, it's alive.
12:46And the food, it's alive.
12:49And the food, it's alive.
12:50And the food, it's alive.
12:50And the food, it's alive.
12:51And the food, it's alive.
12:51And the food, it's alive.
12:52And the food, it's alive.
12:52And the food, it's alive.
12:52And the food, it's alive.
12:53And the food, it's alive.
12:53And the food, it's alive.
12:54And the food, it's alive.
13:11Don't make any sudden moves. I will vaporize the entire lot of you.
13:16No sudden moves will vaporize the lot of you.
13:20Superman will destroy your tanks.
13:23Martian Manhunter will phase underground.
13:28And Flash's sudden move is the most sudden move of all time.
13:32You're not going to catch him.
13:37You think he's going to scare the cast as well?
13:41Hold it! These are my prisoners, and I'm taking them back.
13:44You're in the right costume. But how do I know you're not one of them?
13:50Are you questioning my authority, Lieutenant?
13:57Put your guns down. Now!
14:06We'll go out the back.
14:13You fooled him. Even I thought you were him.
14:15I am him.
14:18Batman's always him.
14:24So without your Flash, the Justice Lords went rogue?
14:27It wasn't quite that simple.
14:29Hey, he was the conscience of your group, and that means I must be.
14:33Come on, Jiminy.
14:54These two bad men understand each other now.
15:02They're as strong as we are, and just as smart.
15:04But they're willing to kill.
15:06What are you saying?
15:07That we have to be willing to kill too?
15:09I won't cross that line.
15:11How else can we stop them?
15:13You're the smart one.
15:14You figure it out.
15:16We can't do it.
15:17Not unless we cross some kind of line.
15:23Where did they cook and go?
15:33It's Luthor.
15:35Escaped again?
15:36Yes.
15:37And he's taken a hostage and...
15:38Don't do it.
15:40Why not?
15:41It worked pretty well back home.
15:43But here, they're not ready for it.
15:45We'll see about that.
15:50Maybe we should all go.
15:57Oh, it's a fake Luthor.
16:00It's a fake Luthor.
16:00It's Martian Manor.
16:01It's a fake Luthor.
16:02It's a fake Luthor.
16:14I'm in the army.
16:17Where's the hostage?
16:19There never was one.
16:25Sorry.
16:36I'd like to ask the Justice Lords a question.
16:39How does your own medicine taste?
16:55Do it!
16:57Do it!
17:02I want to move on.
17:04Oh, my God.
17:08Oh, hey.
17:08No.
17:13No.
17:39Hey!
17:44The flaw in the logic of killing this world's Justice League is that you can't be in two dimensions at
17:54once.
17:56Who would protect either your world or theirs if you're occupying one but not the other?
18:33Uh-oh.
18:40Right here, big guy.
19:06What is this?
19:09Oh no!
19:12Oh no!
19:33Wow, Supes! You really know how to bring down the house!
19:40Monologued.
19:45You can't do it, can you? I'm the last piece of your conscience. And this is the one thing you'll
19:51never do.
19:53I've done a lot of things I thought I'd never do these last two years. One more won't hurt.
19:58Are you serious? You're ready to kill the Flash for no reason.
20:03Hold it!
20:08Nice company you're keeping. Must be your true colors. It's just one of the hard choices I've had to make
20:14today. Go for it.
20:15Oh yes.
20:19That oh yes was so zesty. Zest Luthor.
20:39Oh no!
20:42Oh no!
20:50Oh no!
20:53Oh no!
20:53Oh no!
20:56Oh no!
21:00Oh no!
21:03Oh no!
21:05Oh no!
21:08Oh no!
21:09Oh no!
21:22What is it?
21:24Uh...
21:25Bad Superman tried to disrupt...
21:27Good Superman with the Force.
21:41This would be so sweet.
21:50But the deal's a deal.
21:57What deal?
21:58A full pardon in exchange for his help.
22:01Everything he does from now on is your fault!
22:04It's a high price.
22:05It is.
22:06But it's better than the alternative.
22:12Hm.
22:15I knew you wouldn't be able to change his mind.
22:17Yeah?
22:18How?
22:19Because I felt the same temptations he has.
22:21They're pretty strong.
22:24So you're not such a boy scout after all.
22:27Never even made it to my first merit badge.
22:58Hmm...
22:59part of our arrangement. Where do you go from here? Back to running LexCorp? Oh, the business
23:04world doesn't seem as challenging as it used to, and there's no poetry in it either. I have been
23:09giving some thought to politics. Actually, give less thought to that.
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