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00:03What are you doing here?
00:07I was looking for you.
00:09Why? What's happened?
00:10Nothing's happened. You have to come with me.
00:16Where are we going?
00:17You'll see.
00:21There's something wrong.
00:22There's nothing wrong.
00:23I know there's something going on.
00:27Oh, is it the wedding?
00:30Is the wedding happening today?
00:32Why won't you talk to me? Daniel!
00:35Hi! Hello!
00:37I am here to announce the recipient of this year's Best Person Award.
00:45Drum roll, please.
00:48And this year's Best Person is...
00:52Alice!
00:53Yes!
00:59Yes!
01:01Yes!
01:03Yes!
01:04Yes!
01:04Yes!
01:05Yes!
01:06Yes!
01:07Yes!
01:07Yes!
01:07I love you, Alice.
01:09Everyone you've ever met loves you.
01:11Yes!
01:14Yes!
01:17Yes!
01:21Yes!
01:21Yes, yes.
01:22Yes!
01:23Yes!
01:23Yes!
01:25Yes!
01:33Are you okay?
01:35Yep.
01:36You look a bit.
01:39Turns out I have absolutely no control over anything.
01:47I'm completely out of control.
01:51Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
01:54Who knows?
02:05Hey.
02:07I think there's something wrong with your mum.
02:10Yeah, no shit.
02:17I feel pretty weird being here.
02:20Why?
02:22Seriously, she took her best friend to every single event for our entire marriage.
02:26It's my daughter's wedding, and I can invite my best friend if I want to.
02:30I'm your best friend?
02:31Yes.
02:33That's kind of sad, Daniel.
02:35Shh.
02:35Oh.
02:36It's not sad.
02:41Oh, that's fine.
02:43We can't expect both of us to be at all his weddings.
02:46I said they can't expect us both to be at all his weddings.
02:51Here, have you fed the dog?
02:53The dog.
02:55Oh, you can't forget to feed the bloody dog, Angela.
02:59No, you're doing the dog.
03:01I'm doing Steve and his bloody wedding.
03:27Hello.
03:27Welcome to Cherwood Manor, sir.
03:30I'm Steve and this is Izzy.
03:32She's also here.
03:34Very good, sir.
03:35Gift baskets have been left in each of your guests' rooms.
03:39Once you've unpacked and settled in,
03:42you'll be shooting in the paddock at two.
03:48Shoot.
03:50May I take your bag, madam?
03:53You may.
03:57Let's go.
04:39Oh, this shotgun's buggered.
04:42The aim's off.
04:44All our guns are perfectly calibrated, sir.
04:59Everybody knows that I love you.
05:03Everybody knows that I need you.
05:07Everybody knows that I do.
05:10Except you
05:11Told the stars above
05:14About the one I love
05:17I told the morning sun
05:20Yeah, I'm telling everyone
05:23I told my mom and dad
05:39What the fuck was that?
05:47You okay?
05:48Did you think you saw a snake there, son?
05:50I'm fine.
05:51Takes after his mother, you see.
05:53A bit of a nervous nelly.
05:55All good.
05:55I'm fine.
05:58Your mom just tried to shoot me.
06:00What?
06:01I was doing a winger in the wood
06:04And I turned around and she was aiming her gun at me.
06:06There might be some wits still on me.
06:09Are you sure?
06:10Yes, it's not the kind of thing I would just casually accuse someone of.
06:13No, no, no.
06:14Maybe it just looked like she was aiming her gun at you.
06:16She was definitely aiming her gun
06:19Directly at me.
06:28Tell her.
06:29Tell her what happened in the...
06:30What just happened in the wood.
06:34What do you mean?
06:37Did you?
06:38Or did you not?
06:40Aim your gun at me.
06:43Um...
06:44Fucking hell.
06:45I don't know what you're talking about.
06:46Okay, she's gaslighting...
06:48She's gaslighting me.
06:49She's got good.
06:50Good move, Alice.
06:51Oh, wait.
06:52No, mum.
06:54You didn't aim your gun at him, did you?
06:56No.
06:57No.
06:57Ah, okay.
06:58Silly me.
06:59I must have mistakenly thought you aimed your gun directly at my fucking head.
07:04Oh.
07:04I...
07:05Wow.
07:06Fuck.
07:08I think I'm gonna go and try and relax.
07:12And if I end up dead,
07:14it was your mother.
07:16It was your mother.
07:17I don't know.
07:19Steve.
07:20Sorry.
07:21Sorry.
07:22Steve.
07:23My mother isn't going to kill you.
07:26It would be nice to feel like you have my back.
07:29Even just a little bit, Izzy.
07:30Listen.
07:31I have your back.
07:32I do.
07:33You don't.
07:33You don't believe me.
07:34Everything all right?
07:36Yep.
07:37Okay.
07:37What do you want me to say, Steve?
07:38That my mother is a murderer?
07:40Should we have her arrested before or after the wedding?
07:42I don't know.
07:43You could say, you could say, oh, that must have been very scary for you, Steve.
07:46Or you could say, sorry, my mum's a lunatic.
07:49She's your best friend.
07:50Was.
07:50And then she ruined my life.
07:52She ruined your life?
07:53This is your life ruined?
07:55Oh.
07:55Okay.
07:56Right now.
07:56I didn't realize that I was a part of your epic downfall.
07:59Thanks.
08:00Are you sure?
08:01Steve, Steve.
08:02Do you want to borrow my gun?
08:03She's doing it again.
08:04Turn around.
08:05Turn around.
08:05What?
08:06Turn around.
08:07She changed it.
08:10Do you honestly think I would lie about this?
08:13I don't know.
08:18Shit.
08:18I should know if you would do that.
08:20Right?
08:22Why don't I know if you would do that?
08:24I should know.
08:31What are we doing?
08:34Oh.
08:36Oh, God.
08:37No, we're just, we're both stressed.
08:39Okay, this is, this is normal.
08:42I mean, normal-ish.
08:43People, people argue at weddings.
08:46And, um, you're right.
08:47You're, you're, you're right.
08:49I probably just misunderstood the situation.
08:53Yeah.
08:55Are you sure?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Totally sure.
08:59100% sure.
09:01I'm fine now.
09:01I'm fine now.
09:02Stressed out.
09:05I love you.
09:07And remember, this is the best weekend of our lives.
09:11Yeah.
09:13We're okay.
09:15We're okay.
09:17Yeah.
09:19We're okay.
09:20Okay.
09:22Okay.
09:24Yeah.
09:26It's fine.
09:27It's fine.
09:28We're both nervous.
09:29This is normal.
09:31It's siis.
09:33It's fine.
09:34It's fine.
09:38I feel like I'm fine.
09:38I'm fine.
10:11How much do you reckon all this would have cost?
10:14He's taken a step up by coming over here.
10:19You look like a woman that could cook a good roast, Val.
10:23The father's rather surprising.
10:30Okay. Hi, everyone. Thank you. Thank you over there.
10:34I have absolutely no idea what one says at a rehearsal dinner.
10:39So I'm just going to say a few thank yous.
10:41First of all, to my dad, thank you for flying back again.
10:44Yeah, too bloody far.
10:46Well, you were in Europe already looking at trains.
10:48Yeah, still too bloody far.
10:50Yes, yes.
10:53Well, I am very excited for tomorrow.
10:56I always thought Crosby was going to be the love of my life, but it turns out that I love
11:04Izzy even more.
11:06We all know that I'm basically not good enough for you.
11:15Anyway, I just wanted to thank you.
11:21Thank you all for coming.
11:25Izzy, is there anyone that I forgot to mention?
11:35There's some excitement.
11:43What the fuck are you doing here?
11:45I think Alice might have invited him.
11:47Well, what would you like me to do?
11:50Do you want me to throw him out?
11:52Izzy?
11:55um can i just please hello thanks steve uh i just wanted to say that becoming
12:08izzy's dad was the best decision i've ever made
12:13izzy taught me about unconditional love um i mean it's very easy to love izzy
12:21i don't know why he's speaking steve's the father of the bride
12:30no no no no no no no no no no no okay no he's not your father but you you
12:39you all thought he could
12:40be can you that's fucked up i can't i just can't believe you he's too old can you ever stop
12:49mothers don't stop when he's 80 you'll be almost 50. what are you gonna do then what you're gonna
12:56you're gonna wipe his ass and watch his life waste away what about when you're 40 and he only wants
13:01to go on short flights to crepe because he's frightened of blood clots i hate you i know i
13:07hate me too and you're a hypocrite because daniel is 10 years younger than you mum yes and that's
13:13probably the reason he's fucking her i'm sorry nice one al thanks for making this easy
13:27someone play some bloody music please are you having a good time
13:32please at this rate there won't be a bloody wedding tomorrow
14:02oh
14:07Okay, my family's messed up.
14:11It's kind of freeing in a weird way, isn't it?
14:15What do you mean?
14:17Like, we can literally do anything and it's not as bad as them.
14:22True.
14:24I just can't believe my family's gone.
14:29I can be your family for a bit.
14:35Actually, I don't think that's going to work.
14:39Why not?
14:40Because I'm not sure you're allowed to have sex with your family.
14:54Are you sure you want to do this, son?
14:59Yes, I'm sure.
15:00Oh, well, that's great.
15:03It's just that in the past, I know commitment's been a bit of an issue for you.
15:08No, it hasn't.
15:09Oh, come on.
15:11You've traveled halfway around the world to get away from me and your mother.
15:15And we knew you never really loved Nancy.
15:18But look, if you feel this is right, then that's great.
15:24Um, but listen, I want to tell you, a wife is like a bathroom tile.
15:36You lay her right first time, she'll last forever.
15:42I need to get some air.
15:43Oh, let's go.
15:45Oh, God.
15:48Oh, God.
15:50Oh, God.
16:01Oh, God.
16:04Oh, God.
16:24Get off!
16:26Alan, are you okay?
16:28I'm stuck.
16:29Mum!
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:33What's happening?
16:34What's happening?
16:35Oh!
16:37I'm stuck!
16:39I can't get out!
16:40I'll just undo this.
16:41The zip!
16:42The zip!
16:42The zip!
16:43The zip!
16:43The zip!
16:43The zip!
16:43The zip!
16:43The zip!
16:43It's stuck!
16:44The zip!
16:44It's stuck!
16:45Mum, it's stuck!
16:46No, just...
16:47She doesn't know.
16:48That's easy.
16:50No, no, it's not.
16:51Oh, dear.
16:53Oh, dear.
16:53Get off me!
16:54I'm ripping it!
16:56Rip it!
16:56Rip it!
16:59Oh, dear.
17:02Oh, dear.
17:11I'm a terrible person.
17:13You're not a terrible person.
17:17Well, you're a little bit terrible.
17:19Everyone's a little bit terrible.
17:22Izzy hates me.
17:24Yes.
17:25But she also loves you, which is why we're in this mess.
17:30You just love her too much.
17:33That's all.
17:34It's the curse of being a mum.
17:40I'm gonna die alone, trapped in a dress I can't take off.
17:46Well, snug dresses never really suited you, dear.
17:52What?
17:53I need to talk to you.
17:55About what?
17:59Izzy!
18:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
18:02This is gonna be a fucking shit show.
18:05This is the best wedding I have ever been to.
18:11What if I've lost her for good?
18:13She'll be back.
18:16You'll leave and you'll come back one way or another.
18:23I'm not ready to let her go.
18:25No one ever is.
18:28I miss her.
18:31It changes, that's all.
18:35You won't lose her completely.
18:39Well, she's making a terrible mistake.
18:42Well, I thought you were making all the terrible mistakes going, but it all turned out okay.
18:50And even if things do go wrong, you will be there to help her fix it.
18:56You can't fix having a baby.
18:59She'll love it.
19:00Just like you love it.
19:02Just like you love her and I love you.
19:04And if she doesn't, I'm sure one of those rich American couples will probably take it.
19:13How ever hard things get, there is always some happiness.
19:21Love you, Mum.
19:22Love you, too.
19:29Why are you here?
19:30Because you want me to stop the wedding.
19:33No, no, I don't.
19:34Yes, you do.
19:35Why else would you text me saying that you're getting married this weekend?
19:40That was a mistake.
19:41You love me.
19:42And I love you.
19:43I don't.
19:44Yes, you do.
19:45No, I don't.
19:45You do.
19:46Look, you love me and I know you don't want to, but you do love me.
19:51Yanis, I don't.
19:57Well, that is a problem because I love you and we're having a baby.
20:03I love you without end.
20:17No.
20:27No.
20:29Too cold.
20:32Shut up.
20:39It's really, really irritating having everyone think I'm this other woman when we haven't
20:43even fucked.
20:45I'm sorry about this.
20:52Hey, you know your problem, don't you?
20:56No.
20:59You are madly in love with your wife.
21:19No.
21:32No.
21:32What was that?
21:33Mom!
21:34Mom!
21:34Mom!
21:35Mom!
21:36I don't remember what's happened.
21:38We lit a candle in.
21:38There's a fire.
21:39OK. OK. OK. OK.
21:47Get Mum. You take her outside and you call the fire brigade.
21:50OK. OK.
21:54Fire!
21:55Fire!
22:00Fuck.
22:05It's Izzy!
22:07Izzy!
22:08Izzy!
22:08Izzy!
22:09He's right.
22:09Quick, Quick, Quick.
22:09Come on!
22:10Down the steps.
22:11Down the steps.
22:12Come on!
22:13Izzy!
22:18Izzy!
22:32Izzy!
22:33Izzy, Izzy!
22:33Is Mum with you?
22:34No.
22:34OK.
22:35OK.
22:35OK.
22:39Come on, come on.
22:44Alice?
22:45Alice?
22:47Alice?
22:50Come on, we've got to go.
22:50Is Izzy with you?
22:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:51What, and Doc?
22:52Yes, everyone's safe.
22:55Oh.
23:01Oh.
23:02Oh, I'm sorry.
23:03I am, I am so sorry.
23:05Oh, I'm sorry.
23:08Listen, I should have trusted you.
23:10Mom, I need to tell you something.
23:12I adore you.
23:22Fuck.
23:23Where's Steve?
23:28Oh my God, Mom.
23:30Did you, did you lock your bedroom door?
23:33No.
23:33Why?
23:34I'll get him.
23:35What?
23:36I know where he is.
23:37No, no, Alice.
23:38What?
23:38I'm going to get him.
23:39Mom!
23:39You stay with the kids!
23:40Mom!
23:41Oh my God!
23:46Lord, help me, Jesus.
23:49I've wasted it, so help me, Jesus.
23:55I know what I am.
24:02I know where I am.
24:06No!
24:08Fuck, shit.
24:10Alice, no, no, no, Alice.
24:12Stop.
24:12No!
24:14Stop, Alice.
24:15Stop!
24:17No, no, no, Alice.
24:18Think about what you're about to do.
24:20There's a fire!
24:21What?
24:21We have to get out!
24:23What?
24:24There's a fire!
24:26Oh, shit.
24:28Come on!
24:37Oh!
24:39Fuck!
24:42Oh, fuck!
24:56It's too far down we won't make that okay, maybe the fire brigade will get here on time
25:06Oh
25:13Let me just send a helicopter. I don't think there's a thing. Yeah, you're right. We're fine
25:20Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! I'm here! Help! Help! Help! Help! I'm here!
25:27They can't see us
25:30Where the fuck are they? Um, I'm gonna go back in. Yeah. Wait, we'll come with you. No, no, you
25:37can't. The baby, the place is full of smoke
25:41Oh, did you start the fire? No!
25:48Oh
25:49Oh
25:52Oh
25:53Oh, fuck
26:03Oh, fuck. Oh, god. We're gonna die
26:18I don't know how I let this get so crazy
26:24What happened to us?
26:27I think I went mad
26:31I think I just
26:34Couldn't stand losing both of you at the same time
26:44I really do love Izzy, but
26:47Maybe I have no business being married
26:51Half of me just thought you would stop it
26:54Yeah, half of me thought I would too
26:58Ow, this is getting quite hot, isn't it? Ow
27:00Oh, ow
27:03I don't want to burn to death
27:04I always thought I would die of an accidental drug overdose in some nightclub and my heart would explode
27:11Well, I always thought I'd die slowly
27:15of like full-blown dementia, like clutching my own shit
27:21Yeah
27:23Maybe burning to death isn't such a bad option
27:25Probably hurts though
27:27I'm not good with pain
27:29I'm not good with pain
27:34Hey, maybe we could jump
27:37Jump?
27:39Are you serious? We're 50 feet in the ear, Alice
27:42What? Over to that?
27:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
27:45Maybe maybe we could reach it
27:48No, it's too far away
27:50I don't know
27:50I mean, what other option do we have?
27:53Do you believe in God?
27:54No
27:54No, me neither
27:56Maybe we should say that we do
27:58Yes, yes
28:00It seems like a really good time to be open to the idea anyway
28:03God, if you're real and if you're watching, can you do something please?
28:09I promise to believe in you God from now on
28:11and I'll think before I act and I'll try to remember it's not all about me
28:16Yes, God, and I promise never to kiss anyone under 40
28:22Under 35, let's say
28:25Ever again
28:26Thank you, God
28:27Thank you, God
28:30Okay, okay, okay
28:31I think, I think it's now or never
28:34Yeah, we can do this
28:35Okay
28:35Yeah, we can do this
28:36We can do this
28:36Oh
28:51Ready?
28:53Yep
28:54Yeah
28:55Yeah
29:00Alice
29:06I love you.
29:09Love you, too.
29:22OK, on three?
29:24No.
29:26No.
29:27One, two, three!
29:36For all my life, when you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue for all my life.
29:48Me and you, and you and me, no matter how they toss the dice, it had to be.
29:54The only one for me is you, and you for me, so happy together.
30:00There, I can't see me loving nobody but you, for all my life.
30:12When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue for all my life.
30:19Me and you, and you and me, no matter how they toss the dice, it had to be.
30:26The only one for me is you, and you for me, so happy together.
30:34So happy together.
30:36Bye-bye.
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