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Zorro S01E13
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00:03Out of the night, when the full moon is bright, comes a horseman known as Zorro.
00:13This poor renegade carves the sea with his blade, a sea that stands for Zorro.
00:23Zorro, Zorro, the fox so cutting and free, Zorro, who makes the sign of the sea, Zorro, the fox so
00:42cutting and free, Zorro, who makes the sign of the sea.
00:51Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro, Zorro.
01:13Enter.
01:16Don Diego de la Vega has ordered, Comandante.
01:18If the Comandante is busy, perhaps the sergeant could arrest me at a more convenient time?
01:23Sergeant, close the door.
01:24With me outside?
01:26With you inside. What I have to say is of great interest, Sergeant.
01:29Everything the Comandante has to say is of great interest.
01:32Sit down. I have here a list of Zorro's offenses.
01:37That's a rather long list, Comandante. He must have been working nights.
01:40One very interesting fact has occurred to me about this list, de la Vega.
01:44Whenever Zorro struck, you were always close at hand.
01:48Yet whenever Zorro actually appeared, you were never seen.
01:52How do you account for that?
01:54Well, I...
01:55Diego de la Vega, I arrest you in the name of the King.
01:59But I am already under arrest.
02:02You are Zorro.
02:08What are you laughing about, idiot?
02:10Your pardon, Signor Comandante, but in all of Los Angeles, in the whole of California,
02:14there is no one less likely to be Zorro than Don Diego.
02:17Precisely. Your disguise is too good.
02:20But you can't be serious.
02:22I have an urgent message for the Signor Comandante.
02:27Guard, pass that courier in here.
02:31Sergeant, roll your saber.
02:34Now, keep it pointed at de la Vega.
02:36If he makes any move to escape, run him through.
02:38But, Comandante...
02:39That is an order, Sergeant.
02:43Well, what is all the commotion about?
02:45He is almost here, Signor Comandante.
02:46In another half an hour at the most.
02:48I came as fast as I could.
02:50Who is here?
02:51The Viceroy.
02:52I challenge this party myself.
02:54As you know, my orders were to stop everyone.
02:56The Viceroy?
02:56Impossible.
02:57The Viceroy here?
02:58But it is true.
02:59What is the Viceroy doing here with no warning?
03:02I know he was in Monterrey with the governor, but why here?
03:06Perhaps he just wants to meet you, Comandante.
03:08That is all.
03:09Si, Comandante.
03:16It is my political enemy spreading lies about me.
03:19Now, what possible lies could they spread about you?
03:22That I am incompetent and...
03:23Never mind about the lies.
03:25It is all your fault, Signor Zorro.
03:27Yes, you are here at an opportune time.
03:30I will publicly clean up the only blot on my rule here.
03:33Guard!
03:34Heat water for a bath, quickly!
03:36Si, Comandante.
03:37It will take more than a bath to clean the blot on your reputation.
03:40We shall see.
03:42Sergeant, I want a joyous reception for the Viceroy.
03:45Joyous, Capitan?
03:46We have only happy people in Los Angeles.
03:48We have no crime.
03:49Our prison stands empty.
03:51Empty?
03:52The jail is packed like a cake full of dried fish.
03:54Then empty it.
03:55I declare an amnesty in honor of the Viceroy's visit.
03:57All will receive free wine at the tavern.
04:00And they are to appear cheerful and prosperous.
04:02When the Viceroy arrives, they are to cheer spontaneously.
04:04Is that clear, Sergeant?
04:06Clear, Comandante.
04:07But how do you force the people to be cheerful against their will?
04:09That is your responsibility, Sergeant.
04:11But I want them cheerful even if you have to shoot them.
04:14The Viceroy will find this immortal pueblo.
04:16Quickly, with very little time.
04:18Si, Capitan.
04:19In fact, we are about a year too late.
04:22And as for you, Signor Zorro,
04:24you will remain here as my personal prisoner.
04:27Lancer, take him into my quarters.
04:29Quickly.
04:30And guard him well.
04:45Come out.
04:50Come out.
04:51Why, Sergeant?
04:52You are free.
04:52What kind of trickle is this?
04:53They'll get us out, shoot us in the back and say that we tried to escape.
04:56No tricks, amigos.
04:57This is a fiesta.
04:58The Viceroy is coming to see us.
05:00Come on.
05:00You are perfectly free.
05:02Please.
05:04Stupid ones, get out of your cells.
05:07The Comandante is giving wine to all of you.
05:10Wine?
05:10Three wine.
05:11As much as you can drink.
05:17Amigos, wait for me.
05:22Wine for them?
05:23That is right.
05:24The Comandante will pay for everything.
05:26I still think there is a...
05:31Long live the Viceroy.
05:32Long live the Viceroy.
05:34Long live the Viceroy.
05:36Long live the Viceroy.
05:37Well, that is enough now.
05:38Everybody out to cheer the arrival of the Viceroy.
05:41That is enough.
05:43Be quiet.
05:44Everybody outside the cantina is closed.
05:47You will get more wine later.
05:48Now outside.
05:55Everybody outside across the street to cheer him on his arrival.
06:00Come over and be ready to cheer the Viceroy.
06:03Come on.
06:04Oh, it's you, eh?
06:06You are looking for your master, eh?
06:08Well, I'm afraid you will not find him.
06:10How...
06:11How does one explain to a man who is deaf and dumb?
06:14The signal.
06:15I must inform the Comandante.
06:22Benz!
06:23Watch yourself, idiot.
06:25The carriage has been sighted, Capitan.
06:27Guard.
06:28Delvegas not to move or utter a sound.
06:31If he makes any attempt to escape, shoot him down.
06:41Please, make yourself comfortable, Lee.
06:43The Comandante is being very difficult today.
06:51Come on, Mr. Nancy.
06:53Show yourself.
06:57Blancers!
06:58Attention!
07:00Put in your stomach.
07:04Oh!
07:05Oh!
07:05Oh!
07:05Oh!
07:25Get out of there!
07:26Get out of there!
07:28Tony!
07:29Oh, aren't we on the busvern?
07:33Yeah!
07:34I'mcca out!
07:35Ooi!
07:35O Audi!
07:38Very well-drilled, Sergeant. Very spontaneous.
08:05Your Excellency, it is with feelings of profound humility and respect that I greet you.
08:10If you don't mind, Comandante, we will dispense with the formal speeches.
08:12This is my daughter, Constancia, Capitan Monastario.
08:15I had no idea this poor Pueblo would be doubly honored.
08:18Senorita, your most obedient servant.
08:21I see we have gallantry at even the most remote outpost.
08:23I have been reading reports on this Pueblo, Capitan.
08:25They spoke a great deal about crime, corruption, packed jails and oppressive taxes,
08:29and very little about the contented people.
08:32All I ask is that you look at the crowd.
08:33Do these look like oppressed people?
08:36Viva! Viva!
08:38And as for crime, may I presume upon Your Excellency's patience long enough to show you our prison?
08:49This is more of a reception than I had anticipated.
08:51If only we had been given warning of your arrival,
08:53we could have prepared a proper reception with flowers in display.
08:57If flowers Capitan Monastario will meet at our reception, blossom on his tongue.
09:01Here, Your Excellency, is our prison.
09:04But you have no prisoners at all.
09:06Well, Your Excellency can see for himself.
09:10But the reports and the records I have read...
09:12I do not deny that there was a great deal of crime when I took over the Pueblo,
09:15but possibly the reports were written by those who were in command before I was appointed Comandante.
09:20I am certainly glad I decided to make this trip myself.
09:23I do, Your Excellency.
09:24I shall look more carefully into the reports.
09:26They spoke of problems amounting almost to rebellion.
09:29And what of this outlaw? What is his name? Zorro, the Fox?
09:32Is he as false as the rest of the charges?
09:34No, Your Excellency.
09:36The lesser forms of crime were easy to stamp out, but Zorro's as clever as the very devil himself.
09:41But I will have more to say on that subject later.
09:43Later.
09:44Father, Capitan Monestario has obviously planned a surprise for us.
09:48Ah.
09:50Oh, doubtless you are tired after your long journey.
09:52How long will Your Excellency be staying?
09:54I shall continue my tour tomorrow.
09:56Oh, your military escort will be billeted here,
09:58but since my humble quarters are not worthy of you,
10:01please pardon me while I make arrangements for a suitable suite and servants for you at the inn.
10:05Compromiso.
10:08How does our Comandante strike you?
10:11As a pompous fool.
10:12He seemed very attracted to you.
10:15Yes, unfortunately.
10:28Excellency, I've arranged a small celebration tonight.
10:30Oh, no.
10:31Nothing formal.
10:32Merely an opportunity for the local officials to meet the Viceroy.
10:35A memory they will treasure all their lives.
10:37Very well, Capitan.
10:38But no more speeches, I beg you.
10:41Now shall we retire to our quarters at the inn?
10:43Sergeant Garcia, the Viceroy's carriage.
10:45How far is the inn?
10:46Across the plaza, Your Excellency.
10:47Oh, we will walk, naturally.
10:49Walk?
10:49But the senorita cannot mingle with the common vendors in the marketplace.
10:53Why not?
10:53I might see something that catches my fancy.
10:55Until tonight, then.
10:56You'll notify us when your celebration is prepared.
10:59Your servant, Your Excellency.
11:00Senorita, your slave.
11:06You called me, Capitan?
11:08Come with me.
11:13Prisoner has given you no trouble, I see.
11:16Comandante, I find your taste in literature, you'll forgive me, appalling.
11:21Never mind my taste, De La Vega.
11:23Here's a list of the people I want at the tavern tonight, Garcia.
11:25Si, Comandante.
11:26Uh, was the Viceroy impressed by your, uh, model community?
11:30He would be more impressed by the time he leaves.
11:33You know, it would be rather embarrassing if Zorro should turn up and show him what your
11:36administration is really like.
11:37Now that I have Zorro prisoner, I can no longer be embarrassed.
11:41No, I suppose not.
11:43You've had quite a bit of practice, eh?
11:45I suggest you laugh while you can.
11:49I hope if you'll join me, I will.
11:50I will laugh later, after the Viceroy's party.
11:54.
11:54.
11:54.
11:55.
13:12Yes.
13:13It has been an extremely instructive evening, Capitan.
13:16Most enlightening.
13:17But now that the hour is growing late and we must rise early, I want to thank you for
13:21the entertainment and bid you all good night.
13:23Gentlemen.
13:25Sergeant.
13:26Bring in De La Vega, quickly.
13:34Thank you, Senor.
13:36Delightfully.
13:37Excellency, you have been so patient.
13:39I beg you grant me a few moments more.
13:41I've been saving a surprise for you.
13:43The Comandante is full of surprises, Father.
13:46When I told you that I had stamped out all crime in Los Angeles, it was only partly true.
13:50Indeed?
13:50Only partly?
13:51Yes.
13:52I had not accounted for the bandit known as Zorro.
13:54As you know, he's been a constant source of terror to this entire pueblo.
13:57Striking at night when the innocent are asleep, lurking in the shadows like a black ghost.
14:01But even our brave lancers have been powerless against him.
14:03He sounds clever, Comandante.
14:05I wish we had him on our side.
14:06But, Your Excellency, I have the honor to announce that at this very moment, Zorro is
14:11my prisoner.
14:12You have actually captured Zorro?
14:13I have just sent for him, so that you may all see him unmasked.
14:15He should prove to be exciting.
14:17I thought you said this fox outwitted your soldiers.
14:19My soldiers, Excellency, represent only military force.
14:22But you do not catch a fox by brute strength, but by cunning.
14:25Well, don't you stand there with your mouth open.
14:27Let us see him.
14:30As you see, Your Excellency, I have brought a fox to earth.
14:34Come with me, Sergeant.
14:38Stand here.
14:40Your Excellency, I will not trouble you with the list of this man's crimes against the Crown.
14:45You know them from the official reports, enough to hang him a dozen times over.
14:48We need but one hanging, and I propose we celebrate that tonight in Your Excellency's presence.
14:53You see this man as a turncoat?
14:55Of the worst sort, Your Excellency.
14:57A man who held a respected position in this community, with your permission.
15:04Bella Vega.
15:05Don Diego.
15:06Mother, it's Diego.
15:08Oh, no, no, no.
15:10There must be some mistake.
15:11Actually, I'm very flattered.
15:13But I'm afraid the Comandante is suffering from a delusion.
15:15It is a pleasure to see you both again.
15:19You sure know this man, Your Excellency?
15:21Why, of course we do.
15:23Diego and my son went to the same university in Spain.
15:25We are very good friends.
15:27Capitan Monestario, is this accusation your idea of a joke?
15:31No, Your Excellency.
15:33It is no joke.
15:35Diego de la Vega is the infamous outlaw Zorro.
15:37But what reason would Diego have to turn outlaw?
15:40The de la Vegas are the wealthiest landowners in California.
15:42If to turn outlaw means to fight his tyranny, there is reason enough.
15:46Zorro has all of my sympathy.
15:48Unfortunately, I, well, I do not share his abilities.
15:51Senator Arcanti, you have been witnesses of Zorro's misdeeds against the crown.
15:56Si.
15:56You have had a good look at him.
15:58Si.
15:58Is this man not Zorro?
16:02I, I am not sure.
16:04In this custom, he looks like him.
16:07Sergeant, you have my permission to speak freely.
16:10De la Vega submitted without protest when you arrested him, did he not?
16:13Si, Comandante, but...
16:15You licenciado Pina, you have seen this bandit at close range.
16:19Can you not identify this prisoner as Zorro?
16:23Yes.
16:23I am positive, Your Excellency.
16:25This man, without a doubt, is Zorro.
16:29Don Esteban, would you permit me one favor, please?
16:32What is it?
16:33Send the Comandante out to cool his befuddled head while I have a word with you.
16:37Whatever the prisoner has to say can be said in my presence.
16:40Do not worry, Comandante, I will not try to escape.
16:42It seems to be a reasonable request.
16:46Will you be responsible for him?
16:48Yes, I will.
16:50Very well.
16:50I, I bow to Your wishes, Excellency.
16:53Come with me, Sergeant.
17:00Guard the windows and watch the roof and balcony.
17:02If he makes a run for it, cut him down.
17:04Estorresquete already?
17:05No, Barboso.
17:06It is such a pleasure to call someone else that.
17:09I wonder what lies De La Vega is telling the viceroy.
17:12The evidence against him is overwhelming.
17:15Certainly the viceroy must realize he is guilty.
17:17The senorita seemed quite anxious about him, Capitan.
17:20Hardly anxious.
17:21It is, it is merely difficult for her to believe the facts.
17:23Besides, you must have noticed that the senorita seems quite smitten with me.
17:28Oh, you think so?
17:29Well, is this so difficult to understand?
17:32Look at me, Sergeant.
17:33You find me attractive?
17:36No.
17:37Oh, you idiot.
17:38I mean, if, if you were a woman.
17:39If I was a woman and fat like this, I wouldn't be particular.
17:44Marriage between the viceroy's daughter and I would be mutually advantageous.
17:48Don't you think so?
17:49It would certainly be a quick way of becoming a colonel.
17:52Get inside and see what is going on.
17:54Si, Capitan.
18:02Everything seems quiet, Comandante.
18:03Too quiet.
18:05His Excellency wishes you to return.
18:07Oh.
18:12Capitan Monastario, I have no doubt as to your earnest intentions.
18:16Thank you, Your Excellency.
18:17However, Diego tells me that you yourself provided him with this disguise.
18:20It is identical with the costume Zorro always wears.
18:23In all fairness to my young friend, I ask you to look very carefully at this disguise and tell me
18:27if you could not be mistaken.
18:28No, Your Excellency, I am not mistaken.
18:30But any man wearing this cloak and mask might be mistaken for Zorro.
18:33You have already heard a positive identification that this man is Zorro.
18:36That is true.
18:37But this disguise does conceal most of his features.
18:40Another man might have the same build as de la Vega.
18:42Another man might be the same height.
18:44Another man might even wear a mustache such as his.
18:47But it is too much to expect all of these qualifications in the same person.
18:51No, Your Excellency.
18:51Without a doubt, this man is Zorro.
18:55No one could ask for a more positive identification than that.
19:06Capitan, this Lancer put on the costume on my orders.
19:09No harm is to come to him.
19:10But de la Vega is Zorro.
19:12This is another one of his tricks.
19:14You were just as positive when you identified this soldier a few moments ago.
19:19But I know de la Vega is guilty.
19:22He poses as a poet, a weakling, an inept swordsman.
19:26Yet the other day I saw him duel an expert and vanquish him when he thought he was unobserved.
19:30The Comandante is more confused than I had imagined.
19:32Why, this is becoming an obsession with him.
19:35The Comandante has not been well.
19:37This matter of Zorro, he has hardly slept.
19:40Shut up, you idiot.
19:42I do not need your advice or help.
19:46You have made a fool of me once too often.
19:48You give me too much credit, Comandante.
19:50It takes no skill at all to make a fool of you.
19:53If I cannot appeal to the viceroy's reasoning,
19:56then I will appeal to the de la Vega honor.
20:01I demand satisfaction.
20:05Very well.
20:06Sword, please.
20:11Gloves.
20:13Handkeeper.
20:14Leather room.
20:15Oh, Senor Comandante, if you must fight, please fight outside.
20:18Idiot.
20:19Lancers, get the table and chairs out of here.
20:20Quickly.
20:29And now we shall show His Excellency your ability with the blade.
20:33Fight well, for I am going to kill you.
20:56I am going to kill you.
21:05I am going to kill you.
21:05Father, you must stop them.
21:06No, no, no.
21:07Diego knows what he is doing.
21:21I shall force you to reveal yourself.
21:23Well, there's a poor swordsman.
21:24Everyone knows that.
21:26Oh, no.
21:33Oh, no.
21:39And now we shall be one of those.
22:06Your ass is fine.
22:07You may not kill me.
22:08I'll kill you, you with the駒.
22:08No!
22:14Get out of it!
22:28Diego, that is enough! Stop!
22:33I'll admit you are Zorro,
22:34or your throat will never utter another sound.
22:38One last chance.
22:47It's Zorro! Lancers to arms!
23:10Sorry to have missed your fiesta. Zorro!
23:32You put on a very convincing show, Capitán Monastario, but I had all the evidence I needed against you and
23:37Licenciado Pina before I came here.
23:38You take the word of my enemies?
23:40It seems that nearly everyone in California is your enemy. You're both under arrest. Take them away.
23:46Diego, I knew you could not be this Zorro.
23:48Oh, thank you, sir.
23:50Sergeant Garcia.
23:51Yes, sir.
23:52You will take over command of this garrison until a new officer is appointed.
23:55Yes, Excellency.
23:59Yes, sir, your Excellency!
24:02Your Excellency, you will find you have not made a mistake.
24:05You are appointing me, Comandante.
24:10Comandante, your hat.
24:13Gracias, Don Diego!
24:15And now, what is your first order of the day?
24:18My first order?
24:20I declare a holiday in honor of my promotion.
24:24Bravo!
24:34Next week, the Pueblo welcomes their new Comandante.
24:37In this Pueblo, law and order will prevail, with equality and justice for all.
24:44A new wave of terrorism grips the people as Zorro rides to meet the challenge
24:49and receives the ominous warning of the eagle's feather.
24:52It is something deep-seated and sinister.
24:55Something that spreads a dark shadow over the future for all of us.
25:00Be with us next week, when the Walt Disney Studio presents
25:03New Dangers, New Thrills in the Adventurer's Life of Zorro!
25:17The End
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25:36The End
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