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Justice Lords, the Justice League counterparts from a universe where "help" means electrocution, come to our Earth
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00:08Oh, I'm almost there. What about you two?
00:12Coming.
00:15I'll catch up in a minute. Wait for me.
00:26Superman!
00:27Can you hear me? Wait!
00:30We've waited too long as it is.
00:33The White House.
00:35This is obviously an alternate universe.
00:39They couldn't see the beauty. No imagination. They'd rather fight.
00:48Even this wasn't enough for you, was it?
00:50You had to have it all.
00:52Now we're on the brink of a war that could destroy the whole planet.
00:55It could have been so perfect. Paradise.
00:58And I let it get this far because of the law and the will of the people.
01:03The people? This is all their fault.
01:06And they're going to burn for it. Burn!
01:08You're nothing but a mad dog now, aren't you?
01:11Ooh, a threat. But this old dog still has a few teeth.
01:20There are at least six different ways I can stop you right now.
01:24But they all involve deadly force, don't they?
01:27No.
01:29He could move you away from the table.
01:32Move the table away from you.
01:35Break the button.
01:41That's at least three ways they don't involve deadly force.
01:47And you don't do that.
01:50No, you need me.
01:52You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain.
01:55And you do love being a hero, don't you?
01:57The cheering children, the swooning women.
02:00You love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice.
02:05Accomplice?
02:06What are you...
02:06You could have crushed me any time you wanted.
02:08And it wasn't the law or the will of the people that stopped you.
02:12It was your ego.
02:14Being a hero was too important to you.
02:16You're as much responsible for this as I am.
02:18So go ahead, fix it somehow, put me on trial, lock me up.
02:23But I'll beat it.
02:24And then we'll start the whole thing all over again.
02:28No, you won't.
02:30You really said he'll beat the case.
02:32I did love being a hero.
02:34But if this is where it leads, I'm done with it.
02:47Thanks.
02:50Do you smell something?
03:06Hera.
03:07Well, it had to be done.
03:16Are you okay?
03:20I'm great.
03:38I'm great.
03:40Sector 7, all clear.
03:42Sector 10, alert terminated.
03:45Sector 11, all clear.
03:47Sector 19, all clear.
03:49Sector 33, all clear.
03:51Sector 50, all clear.
03:54Sector 42, report delayed.
03:57Why the delay in Sector 42?
03:59Sector 42, a storm.
04:02Sector 42, a storm.
04:03Is there anything we can do?
04:05No, everyone's been evacuated.
04:08Oh.
04:10Let's continue then.
04:13Sector 30.
04:14All clear.
04:15Sector 35, all clear.
04:16Sector 42, all clear.
04:17Sector 42, all clear.
04:18I'm sorry.
04:18We can't allow it right now.
04:20They're just not ready.
04:21But it's kind of a fall tradition, you know?
04:24Like Halloween and football.
04:26Folks aren't going to be too happy.
04:28They seem happy enough to me.
04:29And an election isn't like football.
04:31There's a lot more to lose.
04:33True enough. So when do you think might be a good time to have one?
04:37Patience, Mr. President. Patience.
04:43Well, looks George W. Bush enough, but you know.
05:03I keep expecting him to come sipping in any minute.
05:06And then say something really stupid, right?
05:12Their flesh is dead.
05:16Well, there was that.
05:17But when things got serious, so did he.
05:22I miss him too, John.
05:24Sector 42 all clear now.
05:26Sector 31, civil disturbance.
05:33What's going on?
05:34Just a small protest at the college.
05:40We're there.
05:41Not necessary. The police are handling it.
05:43It only takes one spark to start a fire.
05:46All right, if you want to go so badly, be my guest.
05:49And as long as you're down there, please try to get Batman out of that cave of his.
05:53Even I find it depressing.
05:55Deal.
06:01You coming?
06:02It is your hometown.
06:05I've got a dinner date.
06:21You're sure?
06:22No javelin?
06:24Or you don't want to help us out?
06:26Too much to do.
06:27Come on, for old times' sake.
06:29I hate old times.
06:32Go.
06:39Go.
06:40Go.
06:40Elections now! Elections now!
06:46Elections now!
06:47Elections now!
06:49Elections now!
06:58Elections now!
07:00Elections now!
07:01They have a lot more heart than them than anybody who attends Kansas State.
07:05You know?
07:07Elections now!
07:08Elections now!
07:08Elections now!
07:08And cops off campus!
07:10And cops off campus!
07:11And cops off...
07:13Come on!
07:14Let's get out of here!
07:16Let's get out of here!
07:17Let's get out of here!
07:17Hold it!
07:19Hold it!
07:20Hold it!
07:21Hold it!
07:24Let's get out of here!
07:26Let's get out of here!
07:27Over here!
07:29Punks.
07:30Remember when everyone liked us?
07:32Since when does that matter to you?
07:34Since I started seeing the fear on everyone's face.
07:37You wanna talk about fear?
07:39When I was a kid, I went to bed every night scared that the whole world was gonna blow up.
07:44That's the way things were back then.
07:45And folks just accepted it.
07:48That's the way things were for you because you grew up in Detroit in the 60s and 70s.
07:55I don't know if the...
07:56I don't know if, uh...
08:00Cleveland, Ohio thought the world was gonna blow up.
08:05I didn't think there could be a better way.
08:07But we found one.
08:08So do you sleep better now?
08:10You know I do.
08:11That's the fire right now.
08:13Get out, it's the fire right now!
08:14Get out, it's the fire!
08:15No way!
08:19Get out, get out, get out!
08:38Cold.
08:39it's gazpacho it's supposed to be I wasn't talking about the soup you're
08:45gonna tell me what's wrong after two years you don't know here we go the
08:50world's in permanent lockdown free speech is all but dead and you don't know
08:54what's wrong Lois we've been over this a thousand times why can't you see the
09:00bigger picture I can see just fine thank you
09:13you're the one who can't see where this is leading Lois we're doing everything
09:17we can't just a sec yeah go ahead finish you're doing everything you can to what
09:23make sure everyone bows down to worship you is that what you were going to say
09:27that's not what we want can't you just listen for a second I love sorry to
09:33interrupt but I need to see you and the others I'm busy now
09:39I gotta go we're not done with this I know believe me I know you can't just
09:47write me off like like I'm some kind of hysterical sorry Miss Lane but you know
09:52the rules no leaving the premises no unauthorized guests no phone calls can't
09:56speak my mind can't think it's only temporary man they gave us their word
10:15what is this some old video of us except we never had a fight like this with Luthor you're
10:20right we never did but they're having one right now they we're looking at another dimension
10:29live it's just like ours almost but their flash is still alive so is their Luthor there's something
10:38else they don't call themselves the Justice Lords they're the Justice League
10:48it's sad yeah their worlds the mess ours used to be too bad we can't help them
10:53yeah their worlds the mess ours used to be too bad we can't help them who says we can't
11:10you've been a busy little bat haven't you what else is there to do around here anymore
11:18this can take us into that other dimension if we decide to use it why wouldn't we
11:23you're talking about helping them but would they accept it our kind of help
11:28I'm out like a do
11:30that's the same thing
11:30that's the same thing
11:30but what's next
11:31about what's next
11:38what's next
11:40I'm out of here
11:42I'm out of here
11:43I'm out of here
11:47I'm out of here
12:00Don't take your eyes off him, I said. Not even for a second.
12:03Hey, I had to go, okay? And there are some things I just can't do in the blink of an
12:07eye.
12:21What is that?
12:22It's breakable, I hope.
12:32Watch. I'll be out in days.
12:35Not with a broken leg, you won't.
12:38Huh.
12:48Sorry I messed up back there. Apology accepted. As soon as the damage is fixed.
12:54Got a sec?
13:07Who? Who are you?
13:09I'm you.
13:11What?
13:13And the dimensions appear to be collapsing on each other.
13:17But what can we do?
13:18We're not sure yet, but my dimension seems to be at the center of it and that would be the
13:23best place to start looking for an answer.
13:25He's lying.
13:26Okay.
13:28Read his...
13:32All right.
13:36Have you read his mind yet?
13:38Martians come over to that to one another.
13:41Can't.
13:43Read then.
13:44We go?
13:45Okay.
13:45All right, let's do it.
13:46I'm in.
13:47Batman?
13:48Agreed.
13:54I'm in.
13:55I'm in.
13:55I'm in.
14:00Hey, don't you guys believe in doors and windows?
14:03I'm sorry.
14:16You call this help?
14:21Okay.
14:22They'll thank us later.
14:23Uh-oh.
14:35Uh-oh.
14:46Ah...
14:47Ah...
14:52Ah...
14:53Ah...
14:59Ah...
15:06...
15:10Ah...
15:20Uh...
15:58And despite the best efforts of the Special Crimes Unit, so far the creature has proved unstoppable.
16:03The question everyone's asking is, where is the Justice League?
16:08Hold on, Janet. We're now getting unconfirmed reports that the President is considering a unilateral...
16:13Look at that thing.
16:16Wait a minute, where is the Justice League? It's been like 45 seconds. Why would the Justice League have already
16:23been there?
16:25You wanted excitement.
16:27And when we stop it, they'll be so grateful they'll roll right over for us.
16:31If we can stop it.
17:29He's not done. He's not done. He's not done.
17:31I haven't done that.
17:56I think they made Doomsday...
18:00Have some intelligence.
18:21Ha!
18:23Ha!
18:24Ha!
18:24Ha!
18:25Ha!
18:26Ha!
18:27Ha!
18:28Ha!
18:31Ha!
18:31Ha!
18:32Ha!
18:32Ha!
18:34Ha!
18:35Ha!
18:36Ha!
18:38Ha!
18:39Ha!
18:40yeah proof that this is what injustice got wrong with these guys proof that even warped superheroes are still heroes
19:17you should keep speed blitzing him
19:25so larry how are the wife and kids fine mr luther and they love that big screen tv
19:30they'll love their new suv even more
19:4220 bucks on the ugly guy
19:56what do you want
20:00same as you i imagine
20:02power control but i had to see the best this planet had to offer i am not impressed
20:14they're not even really the best that the planet had to offer because they're not from the planet
20:30so
20:51you think that can hurt me
20:57my skin can withstand a nuclear explosion
21:04if anybody doesn't know by now
21:07that's michael j white voicing doomsday
21:11my bones are
21:14my bones
21:42my bones
21:45minimized him
21:46what's your question lois
21:47it's
21:48it's so out of character
21:50it's about time if you ask me
21:52i didn't ask you
21:57but he's right
22:02we just felt it was time for a change
22:07what's next for you
22:08where's the flesh
22:13it's not them
22:17he's smart
22:18luther's smiling like
22:20like
22:21he's not literally cooked
22:23literally and figuratively cooked
22:26if they decide to go after him
22:27they
22:29they
22:29they
22:29they
22:30the
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