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00:04Where's the ball?
00:05No!
00:06Wee-hoo!
00:08Oh!
00:13I'm totally going.
00:14Yee-dee!
00:16Damn!
00:23Here you go, good boy.
00:24You're going to be like this today, are you?
00:38Hello and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:41I'm Tom Gleeson, and to most of you this looks like a big chair,
00:45but it's actually one of my normal dining chairs from home.
00:49But we're not here to be impressed by me,
00:52we're here for me to not be impressed by five comedians.
00:56Competing to win my lovely head tonight are...
00:58...Aneesa Nandala.
01:01Brett Blake.
01:04Celia Pukwola.
01:06Joel Creasy.
01:08And Kurt's very own Road McManus.
01:12And lastly, say hello to the guy who won't eat heirloom tomatoes
01:16because he thinks they look a bit too rude from above.
01:20It's Tom Cashman.
01:24How are you, Lester Tom?
01:26I'm not too bad.
01:27In fact, I've prepared a bit of a magic trick.
01:28Oh.
01:29Pick a card, any card.
01:31Okay.
01:32What did you get?
01:33It says, I appreciate the work you do.
01:38I just wanted to hear that.
01:43Did every card say that?
01:45Yeah.
01:46Right, serve me up a prize task please, Lester Tom.
01:48Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider to be
01:52the most beautiful damp thing.
01:54Aneesa, what do you have for me?
01:56Yes, so the item that I chose is my wig.
01:59Oh.
02:01And this becomes most beautiful when it's damp because I hang in on the shower and it looks like a
02:06ghost.
02:09And every time my boyfriend walks in, he always gets scared, which is awesome.
02:13But then I forget I wear wigs and then I walk in at night and I get scared.
02:17But that is the most beautiful damp thing.
02:20Okay.
02:21It's not how I define beauty, but sometimes the most beautiful things also scare you.
02:28Like pumps.
02:31Okay.
02:32Joel, what did you bring in?
02:33I've just gone literal with this one.
02:34The most beautiful damp thing.
02:37Caviar.
02:38Oh.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Any questions?
02:42Okay.
02:43How often would you eat that?
02:44I actually love it, yeah.
02:45With a bit of sour cream, a bellini, a little bit of...
02:47Do you know what caviar is?
02:49No, I don't know what bellini is.
02:51Didn't they teach you about caviar at TAFE?
02:56No, surprisingly not.
02:57I know how to scaffold though, so...
02:58Alright.
03:00Uh, Brett, what did you bring in?
03:01Um, hello, welcome to my track.
03:04So damp, a terrarium, and beautiful...
03:09Have a look at this.
03:10It's your wife.
03:15Don't like it when you suck up, feels a bit weird.
03:18Wasn't sucking up, it's a trap.
03:19Okay.
03:20Alright, uh, Rove.
03:22No surprises.
03:23It's an animal.
03:24It's called the poison dart frog.
03:28Can you put that on a cracker as well, or...?
03:30Oh, yeah.
03:31Alright, finally, Celia.
03:33Well, I'll just show you how I brought this in.
03:35This is what's known as a postnatal perineal tray.
03:40And what that is, is when you push a person out of your vagina, the only thing that brings you
03:46any comfort is sitting in this plastic bird bath in about two centimetres of warm water and just soak the
03:53absolute horror show.
03:54Celia.
03:54Really?
03:55Do you know what beautiful means?
03:58Yes, I do, Thomas.
04:00And let me ask you this.
04:01If your penis was split in half when you were bringing life into the world, and the only thing that
04:06brought you any relief from that was sitting in this damp thing, that is a beautiful relief...
04:15..from the torturous thing, and it doesn't have to be for birth. If birth makes you feel squeamish, shame on
04:22you.
04:22Um, but it also could be for your hemorrhoids, Tom.
04:25Okay.
04:27Okay, well, I have to give out some points.
04:29You do?
04:29Straight away, one point to Joel.
04:30Oh, are you serious?
04:32Yeah, well, it's easy.
04:33I mean, I agree, it's beautiful and it's damp.
04:35I get it, but I eat it every day too, no big deal.
04:38Two points to, uh, Anissa, cause I'm sick of seeing your pubes from last episode.
04:44Three points to Rove, cause it was a very beautiful frog and it's definitely damp.
04:49Four points to Brett, because my wife is very beautiful, but even my wife would agree the most beautiful thing
04:54is what Celia brought in.
04:56Well done, well done.
04:57Allied.
04:58Allied.
05:00You're an ally, Tom.
05:02Okay, my human AI assistant, let's get into the good stuff.
05:06Show me a task.
05:07This next task is about speedos.
05:09The ones police have to measure speed, not the ones they wear under their uniforms.
05:27Hello.
05:28G'day.
05:29Oh, that's a lot.
05:30Oh, look at you.
05:32Hi, Anissa.
05:33Policeman?
05:34Oh, are you like a cop?
05:35Are you trying to be tough or something?
05:36I'm not trying to be tough.
05:37I am tough.
05:38Dude, you're the lamest cop ever.
05:40I can't see your task, Tom.
05:41Oh, right.
05:42Where's the task?
05:43Where do you think it is?
05:44How long are you going to keep doing that voice?
05:46The whole task.
05:53Look composed whilst carrying the most unique items while registering the highest speed.
05:59No vehicles allowed.
06:01Brett would be pissed.
06:02I feel like you've done that on purpose for me.
06:04I'm very annoyed by that, Tom.
06:07He was.
06:09Most competitors whilst carrying the most things, the fastest wins.
06:13If you drop an item, you are disqualified.
06:17You have ten minutes.
06:18Your time starts now.
06:21Where's the thing?
06:22What thing?
06:23The letter.
06:24The letter?
06:24Where do letters go?
06:25Only there was a particular type of container for such things.
06:30Are you on drugs?
06:31Where do letters go?
06:34Oh, to Santa.
06:37You sent a letter to Santa at Christmas to ask what you want.
06:40No, I'm not saying who do you send letters to.
06:42I'm saying where would a letter go?
06:44The letter box.
06:45Oh, no way.
06:47So what do you want to do?
06:49Come on.
06:50Have I got to put a letter in the letter box?
06:52Put a letter?
06:53I don't know what you mean.
06:55Do you have a letter on you?
06:56I don't have a letter on me.
06:57Do I have to look for the letter?
06:58I mean, it's never been an issue before this.
07:01Why is this so hard?
07:03Have you tried looking?
07:08Oh.
07:13Is that the slowest anyone's ever gotten a letter?
07:15A hundred percent.
07:21Joel, let's just have a moment because it's been a tough ride for you this whole show.
07:25So, do you want to describe something that you're good at to the people at home?
07:31Radio ratings.
07:37Alright, now who's running while carrying while looking composed should we look at first?
07:41I assume he's gotten done for speeding before.
07:43Can he do it again?
07:44It's Brett Blake.
07:46Most items.
07:52Hundreds of thousands.
07:54Most items.
07:54Most unique items.
07:56Most unique items.
07:58I reckon that's still pretty unique.
08:00I reckon that's it.
08:03He looks composed.
08:04Is that composed?
08:05It's up for the taskmaster.
08:07Well, that's him.
08:08What do you reckon, Tom?
08:09Yes, Brett.
08:10You're killing it.
08:12And you're a way better comedian than me.
08:14Thanks, Tom.
08:15Appreciate it.
08:16Right.
08:17The fastest, holding the most items, looking composed at that camera.
08:23Three, two, one, go.
08:25All right.
08:34Hey, Brett.
08:36You just got five to a thousand points, whatever's the most.
08:40And you rule.
08:41Mwah.
08:42Is that what the taskmaster sounds like?
08:44Who knows?
08:46Probably sounds worse.
08:48Love you, Tom.
08:50Thanks, Brett.
08:54Pretty good.
08:55Pretty good.
08:56I think it's a great hack.
08:57You definitely look composed because I look composed.
09:00Correct.
09:01And you're running very fast.
09:02Do we know how fast?
09:03We do.
09:03He was running 22.3 kilometres per hour.
09:05Oh, wow.
09:05Sounds pretty fast.
09:08How many unique items do you think you're holding?
09:10Well, hundreds of thousands, so literally...
09:13No, unique.
09:14Because all the hundreds and thousands in there are all kind of identical to each other.
09:18They're not unique.
09:19They are unique because they're all different sizes.
09:21I don't think they are.
09:23And different colours.
09:23I think they are, Tom.
09:25I don't know.
09:25I've eaten fairy bread and it's not like there's ones and then .
09:29Now, if we're going down that path, there's a jar, there's a lid.
09:32Okay.
09:32There's a photo of you.
09:35Okay.
09:35I'll tell you what.
09:36I can give you the jar, not the lid.
09:38The lid's attached to the jar.
09:39So you've got a jar, you've got a portrait of me, and then you've got hundreds and thousands.
09:44Well, can I get each colour though?
09:45Nope.
09:46So you've got hundreds and thousands, and so that means it's full of hundreds and thousands.
09:52Okay.
09:52So there are only two unique items, but there are several of them.
09:56So I think you have four unique items.
09:59Okay.
10:01I'm calling bullshit, but whatever.
10:04Alright, time for a break from these speed demons.
10:07Let's take it slow and steady with the gently paced, very well composed advertisements.
10:11See you soon.
10:24Welcome back to Taskmaster Australia, where we've just seen footage of Brett Blake break
10:29with decades of tradition and run towards the cops.
10:35That's right.
10:35Our contestants had to carry the most unique items while registering the highest speed,
10:39all while looking composed.
10:40Next up, being zippy and grippy, it's Celia and Rove.
10:43Now I can find something to help me carry unique items.
10:48I mean, this is good.
10:50I'm just going to fill this with stuff.
10:52That's unique.
10:53That's a go on me there.
10:55That's good.
10:56That's happening.
10:59Don't go anywhere.
11:01I'm going to get some gravel.
11:03How much time do I have left?
11:05Five minutes and 55 seconds.
11:08Oh shit.
11:09Dragon.
11:11Candle.
11:12Bell.
11:13Bell.
11:13Book.
11:14I mean, I'm definitely going to win this, right?
11:16Why do you think that?
11:17Because look how many things I've got.
11:19How long?
11:19Two minutes and 43 seconds.
11:21I thought you said I had one minute.
11:22No, I said five minutes and 55 seconds.
11:24Then why am I racing like an idiot?
11:30I don't mean to bang my own drum, but...
11:35What is my laugh?
11:42Did I miss it?
11:43You missed it.
11:44Oh my god, Tom, no way!
11:46You're joking.
11:47Sorry.
11:48You're not sorry at all.
11:49You love it.
11:51You loved it.
11:51You saw your little countdown thing.
11:53God damn it.
11:55Oh, hello candles.
11:57A dragon.
11:59A fish.
12:01Staring it.
12:03Is my time up.
12:04Thanks, bro.
12:05Thanks.
12:06Thanks, Tom.
12:09Nailed it!
12:14I think we both learned a valuable lesson.
12:18What?
12:19Never trust the cops.
12:22I've been saying that for years.
12:24So Celia, the other day you thought you'd done a task rather quickly and it took an hour and ten.
12:29Yes.
12:29I think we can agree that I have...
12:31Is there a number dyslexia?
12:32Because I might have that.
12:33Also, Tom, her vagina nearly fell out.
12:36Yes, Tom!
12:41But let's not get off track.
12:43That's only one unique item.
12:48That's the kindest thing anyone has ever said about it.
12:51Well, did you think it was ten minutes to prepare?
12:53Yeah.
12:53Is that what you thought?
12:54Right.
12:54Were you the same, Rove?
12:55Oh, no.
12:57You turned into an old man muddling about in a shed.
13:01When the whistle was blown, you were muttering,
13:04Hello, candles!
13:05A dragon!
13:06A fish!
13:11They're obviously both disqualified, but I feel like I want to know how fast they ran.
13:15So Celia had 32 things and walked at 6.9 kilometres per hour.
13:2012.
13:28Who have we got left?
13:29Our next contestants to keep calm and carry are Anissa and Joel.
13:33Well, carrying, that word can mean lots of different things, can't it?
13:36What kind of things can it mean?
13:38Well, I'm carrying a lot of emotional baggage.
13:44I've got a pig.
13:46I've got a bird.
13:47A garden gnome.
13:48I feel like garden gnomes are baristas in an alternate universe.
13:53Don't you racket?
13:55No.
13:56Sports ball.
13:58Separate ball.
14:00Tennis racket.
14:02What were those noises?
14:03That's how I play tennis.
14:04Sexually.
14:05Do you find that sexual?
14:08You're weird.
14:09How much time do I have?
14:102 minutes and 26 seconds.
14:11Time to hit the road.
14:13Oh, no.
14:13I've either packed a bag.
14:15Ready?
14:15Yeah.
14:16Cup and pies.
14:33No!
14:34That's Seth's car.
14:40Fudge!
14:41How did it fall?
14:47Am I disqualified?
14:48You'll find out.
14:49Just remember the emotional baggage I was carrying there.
14:52How many items of emotional baggage?
14:54400.
14:55Wow.
15:00Anissa, I feel like I want to hear more about your garden gnome theory.
15:04They just look like baristas and they're always just like...
15:08What?
15:09And baristas are quite attractive.
15:11And I see a garden gnome, I'm like, maybe.
15:18So, if you hadn't dropped the stethoscope, I would have been happy to accept your 400 items of emotional baggage,
15:24because they all would have been unique.
15:25If anything, I thought it was on the low side.
15:29Joel, you had 421 items, if we're including the emotional baggage.
15:33And an unimpressive speed of 8.1 kilometres per hour.
15:36That was the parachute holding me back.
15:37Oh, so he would have been fanging it without the parachute there.
15:41And this had 32 items.
15:43And it was travelling 21.5 kilometres per hour.
15:47All right, so Brett wins and all the others get zero.
15:50Exactly.
15:51Zero, zero, zero, zero.
15:52Five points for Brett Blake.
15:53Yes!
15:54Hundreds of thousands!
15:57Do you think you can give us the overall scores for the episode?
16:00Zero is on fire, but Brett's out in front with nine points.
16:05Time for a new one, then.
16:07This next task is reminiscent of the song Dick In A Box by Justin Timberlake,
16:10except the rest of my body is in the box, too.
16:28LAUGHTER
16:34Tom!
16:36Where's that cheeky boy?
16:38Where's Tom?
16:40Well, well, well.
16:42What have we here?
16:43Hmm.
16:45Oh.
16:46Is he in the box?
16:47Are you trapped in the box, Tom?
16:52Oh, he's in the box!
16:54Hell yeah, dude.
16:55Release Tom from the box.
16:57You may not tamper with or damage the box.
17:02Boring!
17:03You may only take one key to the box at a time,
17:06and the bowl must remain where it is.
17:08Fewest keys tried wins.
17:10Your time starts now.
17:11Well, look, this is putting a very big inference
17:14on the fact that I want Tom released from the box.
17:18APPLAUSE
17:20So, pretty simple.
17:22Lesser Tom's in the box.
17:23There's a bowl of keys.
17:24They need to use the least keys to get him out.
17:26That's right.
17:26Pretty much that.
17:27Mm-hm.
17:28Also, you can't damage the box.
17:30Nope.
17:30We specifically put that there because of Brett Blake.
17:33LAUGHTER
17:33We were worried he would drop an elbow onto one.
17:37Tastes!
17:37LAUGHTER
17:40APPLAUSE
17:40All right.
17:41Let's see you unbox then, Lesser Tom.
17:43Who's first?
17:44I got a strong impression they liked it when I was in there,
17:46so call them torn about releasing me.
17:48It's Brett and Rove.
17:50APPLAUSE
17:50I can see we have symbols on the keys.
17:53I can see books.
17:54I can see telephones.
17:56I can see ears.
17:59Interesting.
18:00Are you actually in there, Tom?
18:02He's not in there, is he?
18:03I'm in here.
18:04You are in there, dude.
18:05Is the sock in there or what?
18:07Who's to say that's the box that Tom is in?
18:13No, I don't think you're in a box.
18:14I think there's a speaker in there.
18:16I'm in the box.
18:17Nah.
18:18Tom, what's two plus two?
18:20Four.
18:21F***.
18:22Maybe he is in the box.
18:26What does this all mean?
18:29Oh, this says box key.
18:31Let's try that one.
18:34Oh.
18:37What I'm thinking is, if this says box key, what is the box?
18:41The box key?
18:42What's a box key?
18:43This is a box, isn't it?
18:45That's a box, is it?
18:46Or is it a plinth?
18:48Fragile.
18:48Handle with care.
18:49Oh, my God.
18:50I don't get this one.
18:52There's always something hidden in these games.
18:55The box.
18:56What's a box?
18:57Is this a box?
19:00Oh, wait.
19:01There's a little lock hiding down here.
19:04Oh, yeah.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Yeah, you f***ing arseholes.
19:10Oh, shit!
19:20Thanks, Tom.
19:21Dude, that's creepy as hell in there.
19:24Tom was watching pornos in here, by the way.
19:26I wasn't watching pornos.
19:28Nah, he was.
19:29I saw it.
19:29I wasn't.
19:30I won.
19:31Thanks, Tom.
19:36So, something that caught my interest was, Brett, why did asking what 2 plus 2 was confirm
19:42that he was in the box?
19:44I thought it might have been a pre-recording.
19:47Oh.
19:47Because I kept asking normal questions, and he'd be like, yeah, I'm in the box.
19:50And I was like, oh, well, what's 2 plus 2?
19:52Because that would maybe, like, throw him off.
19:55And then he's like, four.
19:56I was like, f***.
19:57Yeah, he's there.
19:57Okay.
19:58By the way, he was watching a porno.
20:01Ro, you did really well.
20:02I mean, then you found the box key straight away.
20:04You worked that out.
20:05Yeah, I picked it up, found him, gave him a porno to watch, and, um...
20:09Now, there was a fragile sticker there.
20:11Yeah.
20:11What did it say on it?
20:12It said, fragile, and then in small writing, is how you may feel when you learn Tom is not
20:16in this box.
20:18That's so rude.
20:19Now, I suspect that was one of many clues.
20:21Were there other clues?
20:22The keys that were red had, some had a book, some had an ear and a phone.
20:26That meant red hearing, i.e. red herring, as in, these don't do anything relevant either.
20:30Stop!
20:31Ro sold it within 11 minutes and 44 seconds.
20:35And Brett got me out of there in 8 minutes and 3 seconds.
20:40The way we're measuring this task is how many keys were used, and you both just used one key.
20:44The best you could possibly do.
20:46Alright, add time.
20:47If you're holding any captives under lock and key, now would be a great time to let them out.
20:50See you soon.
21:02Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're watching comedians do the unthinkable
21:07and release the virus, known as Tom Cashman, out into the world.
21:10That's right.
21:11Our contestants are trying to free me from a box, but first they have to find me.
21:14Next up, they love freedom, but can they free Tom?
21:16It's Anissa and Celia.
21:17The locks look red from here.
21:20I'm going to try a red ear.
21:21Hi Anissa.
21:22Hi.
21:23I'm stuck in a box.
21:24Oh no.
21:25I just opened, I just opened a lock.
21:27That's good news.
21:28That's great news.
21:30Yeah, okay.
21:31I think the red keys is the guy.
21:32I'm coming to save you, in about 1 hour and 30 minutes.
21:37Ah-di, gotcha.
21:38Hello!
21:39Oh!
21:40What the hell?
21:41Are you up there?
21:42Where are you?
21:43Are you not in there, you trickster?
21:45Tom, where are you?
21:47I'm in the box.
21:48You're not in the box.
21:49Is there clues in this box?
21:51All the information you need is in the task.
21:53Goddammit.
21:54Damn it!
21:55Of course there's another box.
21:57Surely.
21:59Surely he can't fit in there.
22:01I know you're close.
22:02Where are you?
22:04There's no box.
22:05There is no box.
22:06I don't think there's anything in there.
22:09The van is boxless.
22:11Tom!
22:13When I find you, I'm going to bash you, Tom.
22:17Do you have your phone with you?
22:19Yeah.
22:19Alright, I'm calling you on WhatsApp.
22:22I bloody tapped this thing.
22:24You absolute shit.
22:27I tapped this, Tom.
22:28Ah!
22:31Shut up!
22:32Oh, my God.
22:33You both think you were stuck in there for so long?
22:36You just ripped the lock off.
22:39Where are you, bro?
22:43Maybe I'm missing something.
22:45Why are you making me exercise, Tom?
22:52I don't know where you get paid, but it's not enough to be in that tiny coffin box for that
22:58long.
22:58Well, you're welcome, Tom.
23:01Can I go get some snacks?
23:02I'm hungry.
23:05I don't even care about Tom like that.
23:17You're free, my guy.
23:19Do you even want to get out?
23:21I'm okay.
23:22I feel like I've searched for you everywhere.
23:24Not quite.
23:27Oopsie.
23:27They wouldn't lock you underground.
23:28They wouldn't do that.
23:30I'm going to bash you, Tom.
23:32Why?
23:34Sorry, may I say that again?
23:36Why would you bash me?
23:37You're right here!
23:38I said they wouldn't bury you underground.
23:40I overestimated their morality.
23:42That was my bad.
23:45Oh!
23:48That's frustratingly annoying.
23:53Oh.
23:54Hi, Nisa.
23:55You sweet boy.
23:56I'm sorry.
23:58That's crazy.
24:06So, Nisa, when you were walking around with the speaker, I thought it was some weird kind
24:10of Tom Hanks-Wilson relationship that you'd formed, which is a reference to a film you've
24:15never seen.
24:17And I spoke to you for hours.
24:19Well, it felt like hours.
24:21Has she not suffered enough, Tom?
24:25Hours?
24:25She had to talk to him?
24:27So long!
24:28I took it for so long.
24:31Sorry.
24:32Do you want to hug?
24:33Oh, Mama!
24:36And I'm mad because I didn't know Bogan's were good at stuff.
24:38But now I'm like, at the end of the world, I need a Bogan.
24:46Celia, how did you come to find him?
24:47Can I just say I hated that so much.
24:50That broke me.
24:51That made it look like it was not a very long time, but I felt like that went on and
24:54on.
24:55And then I thought I should call him.
24:57And then it was very awkward because I realised I don't have your number because we are not friends.
25:01And then it just really, really upset me and then eventually I found it.
25:05Which is where I got the superhuman strength to rip that concrete thing out of the ground because I was
25:10livid.
25:11Yeah.
25:11Did you damage the box?
25:13I burnt it afterwards.
25:14I was furious.
25:15I'm going to ask you again.
25:16Think very carefully.
25:17Did you damage the box?
25:21No.
25:21No, just the padlock, really.
25:22Just the padlock.
25:24Are you all helping her?
25:25Yes.
25:25You can do anything.
25:25What am I going to do at this point?
25:27No.
25:28Alright, so what?
25:29You're the jury now and I'm the judge.
25:30She's been doing all of these through enough.
25:32All of you, you have decided that she has not damaged the box.
25:34Yes.
25:35I would say she damaged the lock, but not the box.
25:37See what you've done is you've tried to rip us apart, but we have become a community.
25:40Yeah.
25:41Well done.
25:45Five against two.
25:47Five against two.
25:48You know what you've done?
25:49You've coalesced into one giant idiot.
25:52Yeah.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Thanks, Tom.
25:55Okay.
25:55Well, I'm happy to count that.
25:57Okay.
25:57How many keys are we looking at?
25:58Well, I'll tell you the times first.
26:00I asked for keys.
26:03Celia lasted two full weather condition changes and took 50 minutes and 35 seconds.
26:09That's alright.
26:10That's pretty good.
26:10Celia used 14 keys and then didn't even need one.
26:13She just ripped the flint off the ground.
26:15Anissa took a frustratingly annoying one hour and 53 minutes and 59 seconds.
26:20So it felt like hours because it was hours.
26:24You're so mean.
26:25You talked to me for two hours blabbing.
26:28So he was trapped in a box for an hour and 50 and you think he's mean?
26:32You just happily munched on snacks for ages while he was trapped.
26:37So Anissa tried 24 keys in total.
26:41So that's 14 for Celia, 24 for Anissa.
26:44We heard the 24.
26:46Okay, now we've got one left and I just can't wait.
26:51Last up, is he all about the mainstream or does he have time for someone like me who's
26:55a bit underground?
26:56It's Joel Creasy.
26:58You've been here a long time.
27:01Is this really dumb?
27:02Is it only the red keys that work?
27:03I reckon...
27:05F***ing red keys.
27:07Got it completely under control.
27:09Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
27:12Hello?
27:16Are you kidding me?
27:18He's not even in there.
27:19Release Tom from the box.
27:21Is there another box?
27:22Tom?
27:23Oh, this is ridiculous.
27:24All the information you need is in the task.
27:26It's not though.
27:27I reckon you made a typo.
27:28Do I want you to release a CD single called Tom from the box?
27:33Are you in there?
27:35No.
27:35My brain's not working.
27:38I've looked around the...
27:41I've looked around the garden.
27:43Would you suggest, Tom, that I go look in the house?
27:47All the information you need is in the task.
27:51Where did you say that from?
27:53Say it again.
27:54Hello, I'm Tom.
27:56I think I'm going crazy.
27:57Say hello, I'm Tom again.
28:00Hello, I'm Tom.
28:01Oh, that...
28:02Are you...
28:04Are you kidding me?
28:06Are you in there?
28:08I hate this so much.
28:10How are you...
28:11Release Tom from the box.
28:15I reckon you're inside.
28:17I reckon you're inside.
28:17Just on a microphone.
28:22God.
28:24Tom?
28:25Yeah?
28:25Where are you?
28:26I'm in the box.
28:27Has anyone just left before?
28:31Please don't leave me in the box.
28:32I might have to.
28:33I might have to.
28:34And some would say it's your fault.
28:36Release Tom from the box.
28:39Tom?
28:40Yeah?
28:40Hi.
28:41I don't know what to do.
28:43I'm missing something that's probably going to be so obvious to everyone and everyone's
28:46going to call me an idiot.
28:47I'll probably cry.
28:48At this point I prefer to arm the celebrity to get me out of here.
28:52I'm forfeiting.
28:53You're forfeiting?
28:55Yeah.
28:56Thanks, Joel.
28:57Are you going to appear now?
28:59No.
29:00Does that mean you stay in the box?
29:02I guess.
29:03Okay, bye.
29:04Bye, Joel.
29:14So, your logic's not ridiculous.
29:17There was a speaker in one box, so did you just think there was a speaker in the plinth
29:20as well?
29:20Yeah, I just assumed that was another speaker.
29:22And then you just thought you had to go and find Tom with a microphone somewhere?
29:25Yeah, I thought he was in a box.
29:27Quite literally.
29:28Okay.
29:28Just like the sign on the box, I too am fragile at this point.
29:35Anyway, he forfeited.
29:36As we know, that's minus one.
29:39Yep.
29:39Am I negative points now?
29:40You are, for this episode, currently on zero.
29:44Yeah, so you went all the way up to one, and now you're all the way back down to zero.
29:49Heartless.
29:52So, just so you know, Joel took one hour and eleven minutes and forty-three seconds.
29:57Am I Joel?
30:00Is that me?
30:01Yes, Joel, you are Joel.
30:04I'm having a mental break.
30:06You've unravelled.
30:06I've unravelled.
30:07I'm having a menti-bee on national television.
30:09Here it is, world.
30:11You're welcome.
30:12Alright, so what were the scores for the task overall?
30:14So we got minus one to Joel.
30:15We got two points to Anissa, using 24 keys.
30:18Celia used 14 keys, so she gets three points.
30:20And then Rove and Brett both only used one.
30:22They get five points apiece.
30:24OK.
30:26Let's see another task, Lesser Tom.
30:28We all have that one that got away.
30:31For example, I missed out on the perfect park yesterday.
30:33A scary bird was perched right next to it.
30:35I had to loop the block and was late to my assertiveness class.
30:53Greetings, old friend.
30:55Hi, Rove.
30:56This for me?
30:57Yeah.
30:59Oh, that's terrifying.
31:00Ooh, looks dangerous.
31:05Show the one that got away what they missed out on.
31:08This is my task.
31:10Most shown what was missed out on wins.
31:15You have 30 minutes.
31:16Your time starts now.
31:21Like a fish?
31:23My initial instinct is exes.
31:26I love going through men's phones.
31:28What?
31:30I think they dodged a bullet.
31:31First tongue kiss.
31:33All I remember about him is he had one earring and we called him pirate guy.
31:37I was like, what's your Netflix password?
31:39An idiot had the same password for everything.
31:41So I'd been in his phone for about two years.
31:44How do you reflect on that now?
31:45I think I'm a clever little bitch.
31:47It took me a while to grow into my nose, Tom.
31:50So until I was like 16, I couldn't really breathe through my nose.
31:52So making out was like a life or death situation for me.
31:55Jobs I haven't got.
31:56I auditioned to be the voice of Daffy Duck.
31:59I didn't get that job.
32:00Could I hear your Daffy?
32:03You're disrespectful.
32:04One, I can breathe through my nose now.
32:06So we're going to show that.
32:08And two, I'm going to be a pirate lady.
32:10I'm going to show what that fish missed out on.
32:18So it's pretty simple.
32:20You just have to show the one that got away what they missed out on.
32:22Yeah.
32:22That's pretty much it.
32:23Make them a bit jealous.
32:24Alright, who's first?
32:25Kicking us off, it's Joel Creasy.
32:31Oh my god, is he still in that box?
32:33Tom?
32:37Can I ever see him again?
32:41I'm having PTSD seeing that box.
32:44Tom?
32:46Hi Joel.
32:47Okay, I've now started another task, but I haven't finished this task.
32:52Okay.
32:52You've got 25 minutes and 54 seconds left.
32:55Do you have any ideas?
32:57Well, you're the one that got away.
32:59I haven't moved.
33:00What did I miss out on?
33:02A banana.
33:03I'm going to make you a beautiful banana surprise.
33:07Wow.
33:09Look at this.
33:10I'm going to use this task as part of your banana surprise.
33:14Are you still in that box as well?
33:15All the information you need is in the previous task.
33:17I know!
33:21I'm going to threaten them.
33:23Like I've done all my boyfriends.
33:24He he he he he he he he he.
33:28Banana surprise around the edge for him.
33:31That bloody task can go on there.
33:35And to really show what I do to my victims.
33:40Quite happy with that.
33:47Oh mate.
33:50On Taskmaster we love it when a task bleeds into another task.
33:55Okay.
33:55So Tom Cashman was the one that got away.
33:57And what did you make him a banana treat?
34:00A banana surprise.
34:00At this point I was having a panic attack.
34:04And I saw the two big bananas on either side of the plinth.
34:08So I panicked and said the words banana surprise and committed to it.
34:13What I'm looking for is the most shown or the best shown?
34:16Most shown what was missed out on wins.
34:18Oh.
34:19Well you missed out.
34:20I missed out on a banana surprise.
34:21And you got to see the banana surprise.
34:23Did you like the look of it?
34:24I looked disgusting.
34:25Okay.
34:27So what am I now?
34:27Negative 14 or something?
34:30Don't get ahead of yourself.
34:32I can't!
34:33Can I?
34:33I can't go backwards!
34:41How long were you in the box at this stage for?
34:43Do you know?
34:44I mean that was like half an hour later.
34:46There's set up times between each task.
34:48In between tasks, I had a nap.
34:53So did I.
34:56Alright.
34:58Time for some ads.
34:59Come back soon to see who's going to win a bucket that Celia Pakwola has been salting herself in.
35:15Welcome back to Taskmaster.
35:17Bring us up to speed, Lester Tom.
35:19Our contestants are trying to show the one that got away what they missed out on.
35:22Most shown what was missed out on wins.
35:24Up next, proving herself to a guy with an earring who she patched once.
35:28It's Celia Pakwola.
35:34Jeremy Trenner!
35:37You've got three minutes and 20 seconds left.
35:39Oh shit!
35:40Are you serious?
35:40Oh my god.
35:41Okay.
35:45Don't you...
35:46I think I might need glasses.
35:47What's that third word?
35:50Don't you pray your girlfriend...
35:53Don't you wish your girlfriend was pirate like me?
35:56I'll never swab your deck.
35:59What?
35:59The wench that got away.
36:01And that's you, presumably.
36:03And you're breathing through your nose this whole time?
36:05Mm-hmm.
36:05Are you missing me?
36:07That's a question.
36:09You missed out on this pirate boot...
36:12Booty!
36:13Oh shit!
36:14We'd hate to get that pirate booty wet.
36:15Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
36:18He's gonna be spewing.
36:19Do you think that maybe he was wearing one earring
36:21because he was like a cool Melbourne guy, not because he was a pirate?
36:24Probably.
36:25But, you know, nickname stick, Tom.
36:27You wear one earring, you gotta expect something like this is gonna happen.
36:31Being a pirate is exhausting.
36:38Do you think you showed pirate guy what he was missing out on Celia?
36:42Sure.
36:43Check out these working nasal cavities, that's right.
36:46I have a theory.
36:47Yeah?
36:48I reckon you never kissed that guy.
36:49And the fact that you lied about it is why your nose was so big.
36:55No, I know that's not true because I have a terrible memory, but this is a very specific memory
37:00because it was the first tongue kiss and I was like, I don't think it's meant to drip.
37:04It was gross.
37:06It was a real sloppy, a slobbery time.
37:09You'll find out when you kiss.
37:13Let's see another one, Cashman.
37:14Settling a score with none other than a Looney Tune voiceover casting process.
37:19It's Rowan McManus.
37:26How are you medical practitioner?
37:28You stupid rabbit!
37:31What are you doing out?
37:32Don't you know it's rabbit season?
37:34Duck season.
37:35Rabbit season!
37:36Duck season.
37:38Rabbit season!
37:39Rabbit season.
37:41Duck season!
37:42Fire!
37:49You're despicable!
37:52That's all, folks!
37:57Are you using your show as an audition tape?
38:00I've won in my heart at this point, Tom.
38:02That was a dream come true.
38:03Did you even know that Tom Cashman had the voiceover skills that he had?
38:06No, I was very impressed.
38:08He gets an audition as well and gets cast.
38:10I reckon you look pretty hot in that rabbit costume.
38:16Who cares?
38:19Who's next?
38:20Taking aim at X's, one of the many characters in her old boyfriend's password, it's Anissa Nandola.
38:28Anissa's been using someone else's Netflix account for years.
38:31Yeah, I'm a leech.
38:33Could've been yours.
38:35Anissa has 40k worth of debt.
38:38Yeah, I'm broke.
38:39Could've been yours.
38:41Anissa has six side hairs on the roster.
38:44Chloe.
38:45Maybe.
38:47Could've been you.
38:50Anissa's breaking into a guy's house because he won't text back.
38:53You can't hide from me.
38:55This is what you're missing out on.
38:58Anissa could've been yours.
39:06Anissa, I suspect you were being self-deprecating.
39:09Yeah.
39:10The way I interpreted it is what someone missed out on didn't necessarily have to be positive.
39:15You could've missed out on a bad thing.
39:16What'd you spend two years in this guy's phone?
39:19All of his passwords were his first name, his last name, 123.
39:23Yeah.
39:24Yeah, he's asking for it.
39:26That is an extraordinarily weak password.
39:29He's an idiot.
39:30Right.
39:30I had to do it to teach him a lesson.
39:32I was the Nigerian scammer.
39:38Alright, if you've been waiting for the right time to text your ex and try to rekindle the
39:42flame of love, now's your chance.
39:43We'll be back after these ads.
39:56Welcome back to Taskmaster Lesser Tom.
39:59Why are we watching a bunch of sad comedians revisit what could've been?
40:02Because they're trying to show the one that got away what they missed out on.
40:05Taking the task very literally and targeting a fish he failed to catch once,
40:09it's Brett Blake.
40:25You know, Trump can throw me away what they say.
40:28We've turned over to Kurt.
40:30And there's no back ride.
40:30Then we show all like BU Sports and you.
40:31Voices.
40:31We are happy.
40:31Well, thank you to Beth aux.
40:32The invite safety is everybody else in Texas.
40:32Theishing the tämä zone matches are my entire lifeoke.י
40:35approös from the side of the news, It's
40:36not so nice!
40:52Why didn't you grab the hook?
40:54I thought you loved me.
40:57Are you seeing other fishermen?
41:02Why didn't you want to be with me?
41:11And scene.
41:12Wow.
41:13So you took this one very literally, you saw a hawk,
41:15you saw the one that got away, a fish,
41:17and so you showed that fish what it missed out on.
41:20Yeah, essentially throughout that I got to root a fish on TV.
41:24I know.
41:25Cop that, Rex Hunt.
41:27I thought it was great.
41:28I couldn't tell where you ended and the fish began.
41:32All right, so one to Joel.
41:34That's pretty easy.
41:35Because, well, I checked with you.
41:36You were the one that got away and you hated what he had done.
41:38Yeah, it looks gross.
41:39So that was an easy one.
41:40Two to Anissa.
41:41OK.
41:42Because I'm not sure that that was a good thing to show.
41:48You don't need to maintain eye contact.
41:52All right, I'm going to give Celia three points.
41:53OK.
41:54Because I kind of feel like that pirate guy
41:56would feel a little bit jealous, but not heaps.
41:58I'm going to give four points to Roe because that job could be yours soon.
42:02Well, thank you, Tom.
42:03But five points to Brett Blake because...
42:06What?
42:07What?
42:07It was just amazing.
42:09OK, so what does that do to the episode scores?
42:12Joel is on one.
42:14But Brett's in the lead with 19 points.
42:18All right, contestants, we're at the business end now.
42:20Please head to the stage for your live task.
42:26Who's reading the task?
42:28Joel.
42:29At this point, I'm not sure if I can even read.
42:32While squaring your goggles, toss your pikelet...
42:35Yum!
42:37..onto the stage closest to your teammate's pikelet.
42:41Your tosses must be in response to a statement
42:44you will hear before throwing.
42:47Both teammates must toss within three seconds
42:50of hearing the statement
42:51and may not give any clues of where they are tossing.
42:55There will be four rounds each.
42:57Most rounds won wins.
43:00I read it.
43:01Can someone explain it to me?
43:03You're basically trying to predict what the other person thinks.
43:06So your answer has to match.
43:08Joel and Celia, please step up.
43:10I haven't thrown a pikelet for years.
43:13OK.
43:13It's OK to eat food that's fallen on the floor
43:17if you pick it up fast enough.
43:18Three, two, one, throw.
43:21I don't know exactly what Celia's thinking.
43:24You do a stand-up bit about that, Celia.
43:28The team of two, get ready.
43:32That's cheating.
43:34It doesn't really matter how you stack a dishwasher.
43:37Three, two, one, throw.
43:40Oh.
43:41That was not at the same time.
43:43I forgot.
43:44I forgot.
43:44Get out.
43:45That is a disqualification for the team of two.
43:49Strongly disagree.
43:50Round one goes to the team of three.
43:53It's time for round two.
43:55Brett and Joel, you should introduce yourself
43:57to the person sitting next to you on a plane.
44:00Three, two, one, throw.
44:03Oh, come on!
44:06You're disqualified for two reasons.
44:08One, the pikelet went off the end.
44:10Two, you didn't throw at the same time.
44:11Sit back down.
44:13Also, for three reasons, you said,
44:15I don't know how to throw that far,
44:17suggesting where you were about to throw it.
44:19Sit on the bench.
44:22Please take your pikelets.
44:25Three, two, one, throw.
44:26That's it.
44:27Three, two, one, throw.
44:30That's still good.
44:31A cruise ship holiday sounds lovely.
44:34Three, two, one, throw.
44:37Oh.
44:38The team of two win round two.
44:40Yeah!
44:40That was pretty good.
44:45OK, we've got to have a break
44:46so you can go and get a pikelet yourself.
44:47See you soon.
45:00OK, put down the pikelet.
45:02Who have you got next?
45:03We're in the middle of a pikelet
45:05throwing opinion-based game,
45:06and it's one point apiece.
45:08Can I please ask Celia and Brett to step up?
45:10Come on!
45:16Motorsports isn't sport
45:17because the driver is sitting down.
45:19Three, two...
45:21Oh!
45:23How did you...
45:24Brett!
45:26I'm going to get...
45:27Brett!
45:29Brett!
45:36The team of three are disqualified this round.
45:39Roe and Anissa, please step up.
45:41Western Australia is a top two state.
45:44Three, two, one, throw.
45:50That'll do.
45:54You're just kind of celebrating
45:56not getting disqualified, aren't you?
45:59It's the final round.
46:02It's normal to kiss your parents on the lips.
46:05Three, two, one, throw.
46:09Different times, clearly different times.
46:12Yes!
46:14Different times, clearly different times.
46:16That was different times.
46:17That was the same thing.
46:18But there was the same thing.
46:20I went back.
46:22A team of three are disqualified for this round.
46:27We're looking for plop or plop-plop, but not plop-plop.
46:32That's exactly what my doctor said last week.
46:36OK, are we ready?
46:38Yes, sir.
46:38You can bag the parking spot by standing there
46:41if it's your sister's birthday
46:42and you've ordered a fairy floss cart
46:43and the fairy floss cart is running 15 minutes late
46:45and there are no other parks.
46:47Three, two, one, throw.
46:49Oh, no!
46:51Different time!
46:52Different time!
46:52That was close enough.
46:54Yeah!
47:02Alright, we're close to the end.
47:03Just come on down here so we can score this bastard.
47:10OK.
47:12So, Lessa Tom, in the live task,
47:14did anyone get any points at all?
47:15Yeah.
47:17Just to be clear,
47:18that task was designed
47:19to learn a little bit about our contestants
47:20on controversial topics,
47:21perhaps ignite some fun debate at home.
47:23Instead, it became
47:24who can throw a pikelet on go?
47:27The distances were completely irrelevant
47:29as one team was disqualified every single round.
47:32Not one person mused on any of the topics.
47:36The Drive Show won one round,
47:38they take one point,
47:38and Breakfast Show,
47:39they got three rounds,
47:40they get three points each.
47:42Oh!
47:46So, who's won our episode?
47:48I think it goes without saying.
47:51Shall I head up?
47:55In terms of the episode,
47:57it's a record score for an episode
47:59for all of English-speaking Taskmaster.
48:01Joel, it's a record low.
48:04Two points.
48:06Woo!
48:07Woo!
48:09Woo!
48:11Grove had 15,
48:12and a big win for Brett Blake with 20 points.
48:14Woo!
48:15Woo!
48:16OK.
48:18Congratulations to Brett.
48:20Woo!
48:20Please head up to the stage
48:22to collect your five most beautiful,
48:24damp things.
48:25Woo!
48:27Woo!
48:27But what have we learned?
48:28We were disgustingly taught by Brett
48:31what doggy style with a fishy partner looks like.
48:34And it took some time,
48:36but the lesson that Tom was in the box
48:38was learned by all the competitors
48:40who are still in the competition.
48:44After a massive victory,
48:46good on you once more to our winner,
48:48Brett!
48:52It's good!
48:54It's so good!
48:55I have a caviar.
49:00I've never had this.
49:03Nice.
49:09Oh, my God!
49:16Hey, old Tom, the Taskmaster.
49:19Oh, that was bad.
49:20This was like having a bogan toddler.
49:22I swear to God.
49:23Oh, my God, come on.
49:26Joel, do you feel like a winner?
49:28I did until I signed on to the show.
49:30No, I didn't until I sign on to
49:31Something in here that watching
49:31was all done in the direction,
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