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00:04Where's the ball?
00:05No!
00:06No!
00:08No!
00:08No!
00:13I'm totally going.
00:16Damn!
00:23Here's your good boy.
00:24You're going to be like this today.
00:38Hello, one and all, and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:41If this is your first time watching our show, let me tell you what it's all about.
00:46Tonight, five of the brightest, most physically gifted comedians in Australia,
00:50all of whom have perfect hand-eye coordination,
00:53will compete to win a prize worth a lot of money,
00:56deepen their friendships with each other,
00:58and supercharge their careers.
01:00How do they go about it?
01:01They do it by impressing me, a big idiot.
01:05By the way, this episode is going to air on Opposite Day.
01:12OK, let's drop the Opposite Day bit.
01:14Let's meet the losers competing this season.
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08:59What if you turn right now? Just turn right. No, OK. There's a pattern here, but I don't know what
09:04it is.
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09:07So that sounds like a positive one. Turn around! Yeah, OK. Seems like there's good music
09:11and bad music but also what is not helpful is the music never times when you're in the
09:15row where your chair is left please yeah good boy see that sounds like bad music right
09:32left dance off left the other thing i have taken far too long to work out is when the music
09:46plays i
09:46don't need to say something straight away i can wait to say left that music goes up at the end
09:57right okay that music means correct
10:02turn around
10:06left
10:09sit let's do that
10:16thanks tom leave you with all your mates
10:26even when you're the main character you look like an npc
10:31so what was the trick here what was going on so the music one tune meant i did what i
10:37was told
10:40this next one i did the opposite of what i was told for this one i did something random
10:47and for this one no matter what i was told it was time to dance
10:59so joel when did the penny drop for you um five seconds ago
11:04so you had no idea the whole time you just happened to have him doing the right thing when
11:09he was near the cushion do you want a smarter answer
11:13but rove when when did the penny drop for you i feel like you did know
11:16no at first i thought it was maybe a sequence he was doing but it took me far too long
11:22to realize
11:23i can time it also just being a dick on that one point where he sat right next to the
11:29cushion
11:30okay well i feel like we need some uh timings yeah so rove finished in 31 minutes and 16 seconds
11:37but joel was faster 27 minutes and two seconds wow good job
11:42all right it's time for some ads see if you can navigate your way back to your own cushion by
11:48the
11:48time the show's back on see you soon
12:00welcome back to taskmaster where five comedians are trying their hardest to win joel creasy's big
12:06leathery man what's happening tom cashman our contestants have been tasked with navigating
12:11me around a stadium towards the red cushion next up getting me from a to b it's our very own
12:15a and b
12:16it's anisa and brad
12:19right
12:26dance some reason that's making me even more angry dance why are you dancing
12:36turn around walk faster please move like you're trying to get away from a charity fundraiser put some
12:44pace behind it
12:47left
12:49sit down i feel like you're not listening to me because i'm a woman tom turn around
12:59how long can you do this for as long as it takes really that's interesting
13:12it says i must remain at the plinth but it doesn't have to remain at the microphone so i'm gonna
13:16remain
13:16at this plinth
13:25turn around
13:32hi naysa hey buddy can you sit here please you want me to sit sit on this
13:40this looks worse up close
13:59this is the cushion
14:04that hurt my head thanks anisa thanks love
14:14so brett your solution was just to go and assault lesser tom
14:18yeah pretty much but i thought i'd have a home ground advantage you know the racetrack is my
14:23people's spiritual home ground so anisa you tried to guilt trip uh lesser tom with feminism there for a
14:28while i did everything race baiting feminism and you just kept dancing i know well it doesn't work on him
14:36because he hates women black women
14:42it's opposite day remember
14:45so you hate white women
14:53okay so you stayed with the plinth is that an acceptable hack
14:57anisa is correct the only relevant rule was that she had to remain at the plinth
15:02and she remained at the plinth
15:04okay but brett he left the plinth yeah so he forfeited that's right pretty much i don't give a
15:10shit i hated that one trust me it's very clear to the viewer
15:17i'd still like to know what time he got though brett gave up after 15 minutes
15:21what and what about anisa anisa beat even the cheetah brett 13 minutes and 42 seconds
15:33okay i believe we have one more lesser tom up last will she be sitting pretty or pretty shitty it's
15:39celia
15:39pro-cola
15:45dance
15:49well this is just i'm just doing this
15:54right tom this really sucks for you because i i really have no problem doing this
15:59left
16:03dance left left turn around
16:07turn around right left sit left right left turn around sit you're waiting for some light bulb
16:13moment that i don't think is going to come left right sit right right you're getting tired from
16:18the dancing i hope you're enjoying this game because it's going to go on for some time sit dance
16:24dance right turn around right right sit right right left left dance left
16:33brutal
16:36sit sit left left turn around sit more dancing all right i'm learning
16:44sit i know how to keep you dancing
16:49oh guess what it's sit again
16:56oh well i think i'd like to have a sit
17:01right right turn around now go down there and sit on that red thing put your goddamn
17:06bum on that red thing thomas thomas i swear to god i will climb over this thing and i will
17:10put your
17:10bum on that red seat left turn around sit right right right left turn around tom you can tell me
17:16no
17:16one's listening just what's happening i can end this i can set you free from all of this
17:20left right dance right left right just give me a clue just wait just give me the cameras can't
17:26see your face just because i can't sit sit down there you go oh no sorry you know what that
17:36means sit
17:40right right turn around
17:45sit well that's got to be it that's close enough
17:48if you see if you look here you're on it
17:53come on
18:03left turn around dance right turn around good i feel like i need to sew this to your face i'm
18:08out of
18:09ideas tom unfortunately you can do it what turn around dance
18:24turn around
18:26turn around
18:30sit
18:35are you okay i'm okay you did an amazing job all right catch you later oh god these stairs are
18:42hot
18:42oh my god
18:52you might be the nicest person we've ever had on the show i mean let's have tom just put you
18:56through
18:57hell there and then at the end you told him he did an amazing job put me through hell i
19:02was standing
19:02still i felt so bad for him i was not torturing you on purpose you made me dance deliberately 33
19:08times
19:12you see the sweat mark on your back it was insane who doesn't like to dance i thought you liked
19:17it
19:18the fact that it went on long enough that celia learned your dance
19:24did you actually work out the rules i figured out the yes no but not the how to stop them
19:28at
19:28the right time so he i had him around that area yeah you never realized that you didn't have to
19:33give me an instruction immediately yeah how long was it oh my gosh celia took one hour and 10 seconds
19:39oh my god brett gets zeroed because he is disqualified celia gets two points obviously
19:50rove gets three joel gets four but anissa wins the task with her half with five points
19:56okay what does that do to the episode score we have brett and celia in last place tied but
20:01roves in the lead with eight points all right time for an ad break while you're away i'm going
20:07to tell industry secrets to our audience that i can't say on air back soon so anyway josh thomas is
20:13a bit of a hello welcome back to taskmaster so far we've been watching tom cashman walk left
20:30and right and sit down it doesn't get more riveting than that or can it what do you have for
20:35us next
20:36so sir tom this next task is all about the zoom it's time to take a closer look
20:56oh this looks fun hi tom don't worry i'll wait can i go get it no do you want help
21:05no you can do it
21:07i believe in you i reckon that arm gets a lot of use this is boring
21:17great done film the most powerful slow zoom most powerful slow zoom wins you have 25 minutes your time
21:27starts now what's a slow zoom what do you think it is zoom that's slow you've nailed it so what
21:34gets more
21:35interesting the closer you get to it people have said the opposite about me you get more interesting
21:39the further away you get oh yeah you look like someone i'd like to hang out with oh that's nice
21:45are you
21:46doing anything later is this what you're doing like you know like a
21:52oh i'm gonna be a real housewife okay they always do that on real housewives i think i might use
21:56the
21:56caravan i might be um a real housewife of uh dubbo you know when they use really cool powerful zooms
22:03is in like jackie chan martial arts type movies yeah we need to go to the car i need a
22:09smoke machine
22:10and protein powder protein powder yeah well it's powerful
22:18all right so we're just looking for the most powerful slow zoom that's it all right well who
22:22are we zooming into first our first zoomer is actually a millennial she's a real housewife
22:27of dubbo it's joel creasy don't come a knockin when my trailers are rockin
23:10so joel it was really powerful opening and then after that i was just waiting for literally
23:16anything else to happen watching it back so was i um i don't think i understood that task
23:23i don't but i think it looked hot yeah doing it but usually a zoom it's sort of often it
23:30might
23:30reveal something but you said you were going to be in a caravan so we started with a shot of
23:35you
23:35in a caravan and we just slowly realized that you were still in that caravan
23:40i'm just saying all right well uh who do we have next next she looks at her own face when
23:48she's on a zoom now we all get to do the same thing it's helia pakuala
23:53oh
24:24Celia I bloody loved it you know why because it revealed something it's not
24:30like it just started on nothing and then zoomed out to nothing this show has
24:35revealed I'm a dumbass isn't that not enough it was absolutely amazing I loved
24:40it and not just that it was really neat handwriting that was wait for I'm glad
24:44you're sitting down freehand there was someone up the on the balcony telling
24:54you shut up all right who zoom have we got next listen Tom in the van with the
25:00protein powder it's the jock version of Cluedo it's Brett Blake
25:32I thought that saved that in the edit but that did not happen my first question is
25:38was that directed by Joel Creasy because again it didn't reveal anything it's like
25:42you guys feeling powerful in a van zooming in on you it was the most powerful
25:46zoom so what is the most powerful thing in the world Hulk so it was two Hulks
25:55scissoring in a van while also eating protein powder and working out all right
26:02so that's what you think of when you think of power yeah because like when I
26:07think of power I think of like the Prime Minister maybe CEOs of major companies
26:10and you think oh yeah once again Tom TAFE University we're different
26:16okay I'm ready for another zoom lesser Tom she's the only zoom a zoomer but can
26:23she start tight with might it's Anissa Nandola I can't believe I had to let you go I never thought
26:33that this day would come you helped me get that promotion at work but I know you're in a better
26:43place
26:43it's gone but not forgotten rest in peace slutty clothes
26:54that was good you know why because it revealed something so what happened back in 2023 I was wearing slutty
27:01outfits yeah because I was too I can't remember why we stopped
27:06why did we stop just living with my mum and wearing revealing clothing gets too much because it's like commentary
27:13as soon as you leave the house you're a slide
27:17doesn't set you up for the day so I was like try to dress a bit more modestly and you
27:21stop dressing slutty because you got kicked off scruff
27:26and that's real slay that's hard hard to do there's only so much scruff they could take
27:33bloody hell this show is zooming along we're well over halfway we'll be back for at least one more zoom
27:38right after this
27:49welcome back to taskmaster where our cinematography has dramatically declined because we're letting
27:56comedians tell the camera person what to do that's right how contestants are trying to attempt
28:01the most powerful slow zoom okay by my calculations we've got one more your calculations are correct he's
28:07about to zoom zoom zoom and I'm not talking about cars I'm talking about karate it's Rove McManus
29:04that was really irresponsible we should have that should have come with a warning
29:07I'm so sorry it could be kids watching that was too powerful I mean I feel like we could see
29:10your thoughts I felt like we were
29:12slowly zooming in on your regrets it was very powerful but once again Rove maybe not the best idea but
29:19the commitment was
29:20amazing thank you because when you commit you bloody commit okay all right well I better give out some scores
29:25here please
29:26uh no surprises one point to Joel but do you get it do you actually get it
29:32housewives fans attack
29:35even they're watching going this is shit and that's saying a lot because they watch real housewives
29:42so one point to Joel two points to Brett because again I don't think the zoom actually revealed anything
29:47three points to Rove we did get something out of the zoom even though we regret watching it
29:52four points to Anissa because again there was a bit of a reveal but I mean five points to
29:56Celia because it was perfection
29:58it was a roller coaster of emotions I absolutely loved it
30:04all right I reckon I could handle one more task Tom what do you got for me
30:08jovie scott ever forget about those bonds it's time to say bon voyage
30:26oh my god another one of these long walks feels like exercise
30:31guys hello hi joel hi permission to come aboard sir oh permission granted it's a tiny boat
30:38are we going sailing oh no make the sturdiest boat sturdy I know what that means your boat must have
30:48a
30:48name you must launch a boat in the lake in 15 minutes your time starts now do I have to
30:56get in
30:56the boat because I know for a fact that that lake is toxic okay guess what you're in the boat
31:01oh yeah what could I use as a boat what could I use as a boat yoink this floats so
31:09that's half
31:09the battle has anyone used the bathtub okay this is not too bad you carry that oh good because I
31:20don't know about your upper body strength all right let's talk names then what would the taskmaster like
31:24the dirty boy I think here's a good launching spot this says launch to me that looks awful I feel
31:33real
31:33bad for you but I don't care as well so when I came to Australia it was because of my
31:38Australian
31:39stepdad he got us into this country so the boat is Mike and my family's at three little piggies what
31:44did we say what was the name was was it Genevieve it's my auntie's name is it let's actually go
31:49with
31:49Genevieve that's beautiful is this part of the boat no I'm gonna be Kate Winslet in Titanic okay
31:54and you're gonna be Jack oh yeah I can't remember what the task said I think it said build the
31:58most beautiful boat you're ready to launch yeah I'm ready to launch oh yeah that's bad that's not
32:03good in there that's cold here we go
32:10why have I done this oh this is the launch it's great just like the Melbourne cup what was the
32:16name
32:16Genevieve yeah pronounce you Genevieve it's a boy I christen thee the sticky gator look at that
32:30it doesn't look much bigger than the Mauritania what that's the line in the film all right take us to
32:38Australia Australia woohoo let's go
32:46hey I bloody did it Tom I bloody did it off you go Genevieve
32:57that's kind of a launch
33:02that was good no don't make me get in it Tom now the real fun begins sweet sweet Jesus
33:15sink your boat you may not enter the lake well I'm not in the lake fastest to sink their boat
33:21which wins your time starts now
33:29it's the classic switcheroo so making it work in the first bit makes it not work for the second bit
33:35all right so how do you feel about your really sturdy boat now Celia
33:40and why did you think I'd like it being called dirty boy
33:45I don't know because it was a bath and I just thought you'd find that funny yeah well you know
33:48what you're actually right I love it I thought that was a username on Scruff
33:57now Anissa you made your boat a beautiful metaphor for emigration which makes it really
34:03hard for me to tell you your boat was shithouse
34:07and then he made me sink it I know old John Howard over here yeah
34:15okay well I feel like I want to find out whose boat sinks first
34:19will they sink or swim or sink by making me swim it's Joel Anissa and Brad so now I need
34:24to sink it
34:25how long do I have the beers faster swims hey Tom you're in the lake that's the boat
34:31okay just do exactly what you did before okay get on the boat you want me on it this is
34:36very evil
34:37that's me my mum and my brother and I have to sink us
34:42hang on you need the hat
34:49yeah just sit on it yeah go go
34:53and say don't let go Jack don't let go Jack no no yeah don't let go never let go don't
34:57let go
34:58yeah it's got to be fully submerged that's all I reckon for 10 seconds keep going no that's not
35:03down there we go one two now it's out sinky you got to get it all under but Jack was
35:08Jack wasn't on
35:09Taskmaster was he different oh this is so mean it sunk not the whole boat you want me to drown
35:16me
35:17and my family that is what I'm asking yes that's messed up and now say I feel like I'm flying
35:24Jack
35:25I feel like I'm flying Jack perfect
35:29you're so gonna get malaria three it's not down I need to win this task Tom
35:44Tom you did it congratulations I might not blow my whistle because of the e coli in the lake if
35:50that's
35:50okay no no no there's rules that need to be followed so if you don't mind blowing the whistle
35:56that'd be great
35:59we done was it sunk do you think I wasn't paying attention I was paying
36:09yeah I think I'm in retrospect making anisa uh sink her own representation of a family was a bit
36:15messed up John Howard would you like to say sorry
36:21in true John Howard fashion I refuse
36:28so Brett once again you're using Tom Cashman for your personal amusement
36:32but the thing that I like was you made it take longer yeah you made the requirement 10 seconds
36:38I don't know why I was just having so much fun tormenting you and the best part was like dude
36:43if he blows into the whistle at the end he's definitely gonna have diarrhea all day yeah you
36:48know what was very interesting to me is your interest in the rules skyrocketed when it involved
36:52me getting shit in my mouth hey all the information you need is in the task Tom so
37:02also Joel did you just forget to sink the boat no I misread the first task yeah I thought it
37:08was
37:08make the most beautiful boat oh but then the second task you had that in front of you and that
37:13said sink
37:14the boat yeah and I was painting you as you sunk I'm not having a great episode I'll admit um
37:21so I'm
37:21really oh this episode we've all seen the others mate
37:33you were distracted by the painting maybe we can look at the painting I think uh we've got it here
37:41it's beautiful it is very beautiful he's going to have to get zero because he didn't sink the boat
37:46but maybe you can get a bonus point for that beautiful painting
37:50what times do you have there well Joel took five minutes and 17 seconds before he was satisfied
37:55with his painting and walked away Anissa's family tragedy took two minutes flat oh and Brett even
38:01though I suspect he could have gone quicker and just like watching me in the lake he managed one minute
38:05and 42 seconds all right that's the end of part four we'll see you after this
38:22welcome back to taskmaster what the heck is happening our contestants are trying to sink
38:27their sturdy boats time for the last two efforts sinking sticky gator and dirty boy two of my nicknames in
38:33high school it's Celia and Rove well I could easily sink it if I could just hook it back in
38:39I'm gonna need the flagpole
38:47whoa what does that say oh
38:52here we go this feels fun
38:59all right it's long enough or maybe it's pretty sunk anyway sink the stick it come on sticky gator
39:10I'm gonna push further out I think it's not deep enough
39:13I reckon that's a pretty sunk it's not completely sunk
39:24I'm just gonna try and throw stuff at it oh look at that that's that's gone is it sunk
39:36that's the attitude for taking
39:41come on oh no way off
39:48it hasn't it didn't sink no I think it's gonna sink on its own
39:52am I imagining that or does that look like it's sinking go dirty boy yes
40:01it is definitely getting lower oh oh goodbye dirty boy surely not quite the thing doesn't count
40:12the tip counts that float the tip counts
40:23oh
40:24thanks Tom
40:31Rove when you grabbed that umpire's chair that was so satisfying until we saw the result
40:37as I was flipping it up I saw it pivot in mid-air and I was like you cannot script
40:41this if you try it
40:42you're a real big animal lover is that why you just didn't knife that pretend gator
40:46you know what it is it is you couldn't bring yourself to get a knife
40:49I was just wanted I wanted to humanely put it down
40:52all right now Celia getting that flag yeah I know because everyone else feel like there's a drill
40:58yeah how come Celia got power turns and I didn't I'm so annoyed right now what do you think the
41:04answer to that question is right and so really you kind of lucked upon it sinking when you say lucked
41:10out just waited it out I am honestly terrified to find out how long this one was if the other
41:15one
41:15was an hour and I thought it was 15 minutes I reckon this was a week and a half
41:20Rove took 31 minutes and 19 seconds to sink sticky gator Celia took one hour and seven seconds
41:29one hour okay so what were the scores overall for that task so Joel gets one point for his artwork
41:35somehow Celia gets two Rove gets three Anissa gets four but Brett wins the task with five points
41:42and how about the episode scores we've got Joel in last place obviously on nine points
41:48Brett and Celia are both on 11 but we've got a tie at the top as well Anissa and Rove
41:52both on 14 points
41:56okay that's it for the proper task I'm going to stay here where it's comfortable but you lot can
42:01head up to the stage for the final task all right young Thomas who's reading the task tonight it will
42:11be Anita sketch a self-portrait on your volleyball you may only sketch after successfully shooting a hoop
42:23you must shoot again after 20 seconds if you fail to shoot a hoop within 20 seconds your attempt is
42:33over
42:33all shooting and sketching must be done on your spot most accurate self-portrait wins you have 160 seconds
42:49your time starts on Tom's whistle three two
43:11oh
43:12stop doing stop doing doll
43:27Rove is out
43:33careful Joel please
43:40what
43:54where's Joel
43:57Joel
43:58Joel
43:58are you okay
43:59are you okay
44:00are you okay
44:06help me out
44:07help me out
44:07help me out
44:08help me out
44:08help me out
44:09you're okay
44:10go Joel quick Joel quick Joel quick
44:1120 seconds
44:13Joel you're out
44:15I know I'm out
44:17you're out
44:18five
44:18four
44:19three
44:20two
44:21one
44:30okay
44:30I'm going to judge these self-portraits just after this see you soon
44:44hello and welcome back to taskmaster we've just finished a particularly frenzied task haven't we cashman
44:50that's right our contestants were trying to draw the most accurate self-portrait on a volleyball while shooting hoops
44:55let's take a look at their efforts maybe anises we should look at first
45:01all right
45:02all right looks pretty good is that the only face on your ball no I've got another face in case
45:06you don't like that one oh
45:08okay so your accurate representation of yourself was that you have two faces
45:14it's that i'm a people please us so if you don't like this one please like this one
45:19all right let's have a look at brett's i got me there
45:23it's it's the same as my portrait i have in the house i got me
45:27plus the bull and i've written brett slash tafe and then you'll notice that my tafe arm is extra strong
45:35all right celia what about yours uh there i am
45:41very authentic very true to life all right very accurate joel i didn't have a whole heap of time
45:47to work on my ball um right left i don't know if anyone's ever fallen off the front of the
45:55stage
45:55before i fell off the back of the stage yeah i know and you had to hang out with some
46:00crew
46:02are you all right you're all right but you also like probably spent as long
46:06drawing on your ball as rove did like rove you just straight away shut up shop after one shot
46:13tools down yeah well let's have a look at roves
46:22that's cheating it is cheating it was confusing for me seeing that because i'm used to your confidence
46:28being misplaced whereas this time i think it was justified all right so i have to allocate some
46:37points one point brett okay okay two to joel because there was barely any face on there then
46:43i'm going to give anisa three i'm giving celia four and five points to rove because you did a great
46:48job
46:49thank you the confidence was justified okay now before we announce tonight's winner uh i want to
46:56update on the overall scores for the series we don't need to do that i don't think yes well it's
47:03very
47:03close four of them are within four points of each other and joel's there too and but currently in the
47:09lead by just one point brett is leading the series with 76. okay so who came out on top tonight
47:18well we
47:19also got joel in last place um on 11 points but roves won the episode with 19 points on the
47:24board
47:27congratulations roe please head up and get your beautiful scruffy prize hall
47:35well there we go we learned that joel was standing outside a caravan it only took 30 seconds to find
47:42out celia learned the depths to which a dirty boy is willing to sink and annoyingly cashman learned
47:49my scruff username so i'm going to have to block him on that platform too one last big hand for
47:57our big
48:15winner you've coalesced into one giant idiot
48:21i don't mean to bang my drum but i think i'm a clever little
48:25bitch her vagina nearly fell out
48:29he's tried to rip us apart but we have become a community
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