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00:04This is the New Yorker's The New Yorker's The New Yorker's The New Yorker.
00:37Let's go!
01:27Get your fresh Mubius Darius.
01:33Good morning, ma'am. I've got fresh milk, fresh butter, fresh eggs. What do you want?
01:40I want your hover truck.
01:45Be careful, Chips for Brains.
01:48Yeah, Grounder. You could have been hurt.
01:51Forget you. I'm more worried about the cargo in the truck.
01:55Where are we taking this stuff, Dr. Robotnik?
01:57To the Mubius Microwave Towers, I have a foolproof plan to bring all of Mubius to its knees.
02:05With this microwave tower, I will control every machine on the planet.
02:11So how are we going to stop Sonic from messing up our plans?
02:15Don't be ridiculous. That horrid hedgehog can't possibly know where we are.
02:20Hi, guys. Up to your usual badnik stuff, huh?
02:24Sonic! And that pesky fox!
02:28Huh?
02:28Attack! Destroy! Eliminate them!
02:33Ah!
02:35Stop firing! You'll hit the tower!
02:39So what do we do?
02:46We grab that pesky hedgehog, or if that fails, we barbecue him.
02:53Hey! No pinching. I hardly know you.
03:00Check your air, sir.
03:04This tire is really low, but I'm going to fix that.
03:07No! Don't!
03:09You got a weak spot in that tire, sir.
03:11I'll just go see if we have a new one.
03:14Ah!
03:15Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:18Oh!
03:19Clean your windshield, sir.
03:21Ah!
03:22I hate that hedgehog!
03:25That'll keep Robotnik out of action for a while.
03:28Come on!
03:29Oh!
03:31Huh?
03:33Mama!
03:34You escaped again!
03:36Sonny!
03:38You messed up again, didn't you?
03:41We can get Sonic if we hurry!
03:44Ow!
03:45Ow!
03:46Ow!
03:47Forget Sonic!
03:48It's you I want!
03:54No, Mama!
03:56Stop!
03:57You dare tell me to stop?
03:59Well, I only thought that you always like to clean house.
04:03That's right!
04:05I'm cleaning house again!
04:07And the first worthless piece of trash to go is you!
04:12Ow!
04:13Oh, isn't she sweet?
04:15I wish I had a mommy.
04:17But Mama!
04:18I'm your son!
04:19And I'm constantly embarrassed by that fact!
04:23All the girls at the home keep asking me,
04:26When is your son going to get rid of Sonic?
04:29Since the answer is obviously never,
04:33I decided to take over.
04:36You can't!
04:37Not now, when I'm on the brink of my final triumph!
04:41Look!
04:41My machine-controlled supercomputer!
04:44Get out of my way!
04:46What does it do?
04:47It broadcasts a beam to the Mobius microwave towers,
04:51which disrupts the programming of every machine on Mobius,
04:54and allows me to control them!
04:57Nice presentation, your repulsiveness!
05:00Thank you!
05:02And the beauty part is,
05:03Sonic didn't notice that the transmitter
05:05is still connected to the microwave array!
05:09Meaning?
05:10Meaning all I have to do is turn it on!
05:14Hmm...
05:15You may have something here!
05:18Oh, then you'll let me stay!
05:20Oh, please let me stay!
05:22Pretty please!
05:23Pretty please!
05:24Pretty please with sugar on!
05:26Ow!
05:27Ow!
05:29Ow!
05:31Ow!
05:33Whoa!
05:34Ow!
05:36Ow!
05:36Woo-hoo!
05:37Woo-hoo!
05:39Woo-hoo!
05:40Woo-hoo!
05:43This is my fortress!
05:45You can't do this to me!
05:47Oh, yes I can!
05:49I officially disown you, Robotnik!
05:52Scram!
05:53Meanwhile, I have a plan to deal with Sonic.
05:58Permanently!
05:59Stop her!
06:00Now!
06:04Ha-ha-ha!
06:05I'll show you, Mama!
06:07You can't throw me out of my own house!
06:10My boys!
06:12Mama!
06:15Me too!
06:16Me too!
06:18Coconuts!
06:18Do you wanna join me?
06:20Sure!
06:21I'll be your boy if I can get off Sewer Patrol!
06:24Okay!
06:25You're on the team!
06:26Oh, boy!
06:26Oh, boy!
06:27Oh, boy!
06:27Oh, boy!
06:27What do I do?
06:31Woo!
06:32Sewer Patrol!
06:32All right, team!
06:34Get this worthless piece of trash off my property!
06:37You!
06:38You!
06:39Traitor!
06:41No!
06:43All right!
06:44I'm going!
06:46But I shall return!
06:53Geronimo!
06:54Go!
06:56All right!
07:00Pails!
07:01Hi, Sonic!
07:02How do you like my new stuff?
07:04You're looking pretty sharp, kid!
07:06But this ain't the place!
07:07Read the sign!
07:11No fly zone?
07:13Hey!
07:14That's just for kids!
07:15I'm a pro!
07:17Watch!
07:19See?
07:21Ow!
07:22Ah!
07:29The laws are there for a reason, little pal!
07:32You may not agree with them, but you've got to obey them!
07:35Sorry, Sonic.
07:36I should've known better.
07:38I'm looking for Sonic the Hedgehog!
07:40You found him!
07:41What's up?
07:43You are!
07:44Up for a court date!
07:46What?
07:47I've got to appear in court?
07:49You got it!
07:50Have a nice day!
07:52I don't believe it!
07:53Somebody wants to adopt me?
07:57Order!
07:58Order in the court!
08:01This court is now in session!
08:04The first matter before the court is the proposed adoption of Sonic the Hedgehog!
08:10That's me, Your Honor!
08:12And I object!
08:13I don't want to be adopted!
08:15I see!
08:16Are you a minor?
08:18Nah!
08:19I'm a hedgehog!
08:24Hey!
08:25No laughing in my courtroom!
08:27I mean, are you an adult?
08:30No way!
08:31Well then!
08:32In the absence of any adult supervision, and by provisions of Mobius Law, I approve the adoption!
08:39What?
08:40Well, you can't do that!
08:42Of course I can!
08:44I'm the judge!
08:45So, who adopted me?
08:48My little baby!
08:52Huh?
08:53You can't do this, Judge!
08:55Under that disguise is my worst enemy!
08:57Well, next to the worst!
08:59Sonic the Hedgehog, the decision of this court is final!
09:04This sweet and kindly woman is your new mother!
09:07I'll never go with you!
09:09Yes, you will!
09:11I own you!
09:18The laws are there for a reason, little pal!
09:21You may not agree with them, but you gotta obey them!
09:24Okay, okay, it's the law!
09:26I'll go along for now, but I'll use the law to fight you!
09:31I don't think you will, Hedgehog!
09:33Look!
09:35Let me go!
09:36Let me go!
09:39Your Honor, look at what she's doing to my pal!
09:43Next case!
09:44Time to go home, son!
09:47Why don't you start calling me Mama?
09:53And here are my new little boy's living quarters!
09:56I hope this will do, Miss Sniff!
10:04Yes, we at Mobius Adoption Services believe the home environment is critical!
10:11That's why the Judge sent me to inspect!
10:13Oh, I agree!
10:15Being a good mother is so important to me!
10:19May I show you out?
10:20I will want to check on the young hedgehog's progress now and then!
10:25Oh, drop by any time, Miss Sniffed!
10:32Now I got you just where I want you!
10:35But first, Sonic, meet your new stepbrothers!
10:42What a play!
10:45Not with you!
10:46Now be nice to your brother!
10:48Don't hurt him too much!
10:50Yet!
10:53Yeah!
10:54Don't hurt me too much!
10:56Hey, stop it!
10:58You're making me dizzy!
11:00No way!
11:01Robotic already did that!
11:05You'd better take a look, Sonic!
11:08Or bad things will happen to Tails!
11:15Alright!
11:16Just don't hurt him!
11:20Cooperate and Tails will be fine!
11:23Take him to his room!
11:24He'll need some rest before work begins!
11:27Don't you just love it when the bad guys win?
11:35Oh well, at least I get a cool room in this dump!
11:39In your dreams, hedgehog!
11:40This is just to impress that busybody social worker!
11:44I love what you've done with the place!
11:47I'm glad!
11:49Cause you're gonna be here a long time!
11:57What a bummer!
11:59I've been in tight spots before!
12:01But this is one of the tightest!
12:09Sonic!
12:10I want you to watch this statue!
12:12And if you don't, you know what'll happen to your little friend!
12:16Now get to work!
12:18I feel the need, the need for speed!
12:26All done!
12:28Can me and Tails go now?
12:29Get real!
12:31Then scrub the floors, wash the walls, cook dinner, iron my clothes, make my bed!
12:36I don't do windows!
12:39And wash the windows!
12:44Phew!
12:45I bet Robotnik never clean these windows!
12:48You don't need to finish that window, Sonic!
12:51It's gonna break when it hits the ground anyway!
12:55Yow!
12:57Mama Robotnik's gonna be awful mad about the mess I'm gonna make!
13:01No, not really!
13:03She's the one who sent me to give you a bad time!
13:07Hey!
13:09Ah!
13:11Help!
13:13Oh!
13:20What are we gonna do, Sonic?
13:23I'll think of something!
13:25The important thing is, you're safe as long as I cooperate with Big Mama!
13:29No talking!
13:31Get to work!
13:33Catch ya later, Tails!
13:35See ya, Sonic!
13:37And I used to wonder how Robotnik got so mean!
13:44I hate sewer patrol!
13:47I hate it, hate it, hate it!
13:48Psst!
13:49Coconuts!
13:50Who...
13:51Who goes there?
13:53Dr. Robotnik!
13:54Your mama put me on sewer patrol!
13:56I don't like her anymore!
13:58No, no, no, no, no!
13:59She's been bad to me too!
14:01May the Great Egg go splat on her head for it!
14:04This is my fortress laboratory!
14:07And she's using my plan to take over Mobius!
14:10I won't let her get away with it!
14:12Uh, seems like she's already gotten away with it!
14:15Never!
14:16Because you're going to help me get it all back!
14:22Help me!
14:23And I'll put you in charge of Grounder and Scratch!
14:27Promise!
14:28Promise!
14:29Promise!
14:30Have I ever lied to you before?
14:32Sure!
14:34Uh, lots of times!
14:35Never mind!
14:36Now here's what we'll do!
14:41Okay, little brother!
14:43You're going to clean this Rapid Robot rendering machine!
14:46I've already cleaned the kitchen, the bedrooms, the attic, and the basement!
14:51How about lunch?
14:52Want a chili dog?
14:53Sure!
14:54Too bad!
14:56We ain't got any!
15:00Now get to work!
15:01Or you know what'll happen to Tails!
15:08Let's speed things up for that hedgehog!
15:11We gotta keep him out of the way like Mama Robotnik said!
15:15Besides, he's having too much fun!
15:19Whee!
15:21More speed!
15:22More speed!
15:23No!
15:24He wants more, does he?
15:25I'll show him!
15:29Fast enough for you, Sonic!
15:31Ah!
15:31Ha-ha!
15:32Woo-hoo!
15:33Woo-hoo!
15:33Woo-hoo!
15:34Let go!
15:35Woo-hoo!
15:40No!
15:41No!
15:46Woo-hoo!
15:47I guess I'll show that hedgehog who's boss!
15:50Woo-hoo!
15:50All the time!
15:57Woo-hoo!
15:58Ha-ha!
15:59Exactly as I planned it.
16:03Help!
16:05Woo-hoo!
16:07Ha-ha!
16:08This machine-controlled computer has taken over all of Mobius' machines!
16:18With Sonic under my thumb,
16:21there'll be no one to stop my conquest of Mobius.
16:25It's trash pickup day.
16:27Mama, look at us.
16:30Oh, my poor little boys. How did this happen?
16:34Well, it was Sonic.
16:36Ah! Sonic! Sonic!
16:39You still stupid...
16:42How could you let him do this to you?
16:46It wasn't easy.
16:48I'm about to lose my only adopted son.
16:52But first, his best friend.
16:57Say bye-bye, you double-tailed troublemaker.
17:03Did I come at a bad time?
17:06A BAD TIME?! A BAD TIME?!
17:11Of course not.
17:13We were just talking about having one of my boy's friends drop in.
17:20Let her in.
17:22Mama!
17:25Mama? Is this your son?
17:28Of course not. I never saw him before in my life.
17:32The poor dear hasn't been well.
17:34In fit last week, she disowned me.
17:37Disowned you?
17:39Oh, dear. This changes everything.
17:42It does?
17:43It does?
17:45It does?
17:46It does?!
17:46Oh, yes.
17:47According to Mobius Public Law number 645-3 paragraph 6,
17:52no one who disowns a child can ever adopt another.
17:56No. He's not my son, really.
18:05Look! A perfect match. A mustache never lies. She's definitely Robotnik's mother.
18:13You not only disowned your own child, you disguised yourself to deceive the court.
18:18The adoption of Sonic the Hedgehog will have to be annulled.
18:22You called that busy buddy social worker, didn't you, Lardo?
18:26Yes, Mama.
18:27And you let her in, didn't you?
18:30Yes, Mama.
18:31Don't call me that!
18:33Attack! Destroy!
18:36Shooting!
18:38You got it! Give it to him, Grounder!
18:44I'm going back to police work. It's safer.
18:50Bet you can't catch me.
18:55Oops. I sure hope you guys got stupidity insurance.
18:59Do we? We're covered.
19:03No! Not my beautiful supercomputers!
19:09Uh-oh. I gotta go save my little bud's bacon.
19:16Now, which one is Tails in?
19:19Sonic! Help!
19:31Sonic!
19:33Hang on, kids. It's time for the Sonic Spin.
19:40Oh, no!
19:42Oh, no!
19:44Oh, no!
19:45Oh, no!
19:46Oh, no!
19:47Oh, no!
19:49Oh, no!
19:49Oh, no!
19:51Oh, no!
19:52Oh, no!
19:52This is all your fault, Mama!
19:54My fault?
19:56You never would have come as close to dominating Mobius as I did,
20:00you no good badnik of a son.
20:02Close?
20:04Ha!
20:04Ha-ha!
20:06It's nice to see the family back together.
20:09But not so long.
20:10Look!
20:17I'll be back!
20:24Now, whose brilliant idea was it to betray me and help my mama?
20:30It was rather brilliant, wasn't it?
20:32I thought of it.
20:34You can thank me.
20:36Thank you, all right.
20:39Ow!
20:41Looks like Robotnik's family life is back to normal.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Let's celebrate.
20:47What say we go someplace and adopt a chili dog?
20:49Yeah!
20:51A whole litter of them.
20:59I'm scared, Sonic.
21:01I know I should have obeyed that no flying sign.
21:04What's the judge gonna do to me?
21:06I don't know.
21:07But I'm sure it'll be fair.
21:09That's what judges are for.
21:11No flying for a whole month.
21:13Look at the bright side, Tails.
21:15It could have been worse.
21:16The laws are there for a reason.
21:18You may not agree with them, but you gotta obey them.
21:21You don't ever want to end up in court.
21:46It could have been follow the rules, Don't kill me.
21:53We can direct those rules with made wounds for someone who will do to them.
21:53Plus, add a ultimate woah, of course, that hurts.
21:54It could have been a dream well.
21:55It could't be a sweet, dear.
21:59You
22:00You
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