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01:10If you lose this time, you owe me ten years of hard labor.
01:17I beat you, Lewis.
01:19Now get on the bus with the other losers.
01:22You got work to do.
01:42Gee, that's the one, two, third bus we've seen.
01:46What's going on?
01:54Gee, I don't know, Keat.
01:56Let's find out where they're coming from.
01:58Up, over, and hit that bus.
02:12Keep the engine running.
02:14I'll have another load of suckers for you in half a tick.
02:19Don't like the sound of this, Tails. Come on.
02:24Here's what I'm gonna do.
02:25Since you've already lost everything you own,
02:28I'm gonna let you raise the stakes a bit.
02:30Win, and you get everything back.
02:33Yes?
02:34We'll get everything back?
02:36But what if we lose?
02:37Well, then you'll come with me and do a little bit of work.
02:41That's all.
02:42For the rest of their lives, that is.
02:47Follow the P, win a spree.
02:50Lose the P, and you owe me.
02:56That doesn't look fair.
02:58It's not.
02:59That high voltage flim flammer will fleece those guys.
03:02He needs a lesson.
03:04Give it a try.
03:06Is the hand quicker than the eye?
03:07Not hedge all guys.
03:13Hooray!
03:14Hooray!
03:14Oh, boy.
03:15We can get our stuff back.
03:19Okay.
03:19But this time, how about trying to make it a challenge?
03:46Hmm.
03:50That P must be under the middle one, eh, Robo-Chump?
03:53I'm not programmed to lose!
03:55Time you got with the program, then.
04:02I hate a sore loser.
04:04Hooray!
04:06Here's your stuff back.
04:08And from now on, don't risk what you can't afford to lose.
04:13This is Smiley.
04:15Put Dr. Robotnik on the line.
04:24Work, you losers! You owe me!
04:27He's in Dr. Robotnik!
04:29Robo-Chump call for Dr. Robotnik!
04:32How dare you interrupt me now!
04:35I want my monument finished in time for Robotnik Day!
04:40Ooh, I didn't know there was a Robotnik Day.
04:43Of course there's a Robotnik Day!
04:45I just declared it one minute ago in honor of myself!
04:51Smiley, how dare you interrupt the great Dr. Robotnik on Robotnik Day!
04:57It's Smiley!
04:58Why didn't you say so, demented dumbbot?
05:05Sometimes I just don't have to stomach for this job.
05:09Smiley!
05:10Where's my next busload of monument workers?
05:13One more Batman, I would have had them.
05:16But they won!
05:16It was all because of...
05:18No excuses!
05:19You know how to cheat, so do it!
05:22I need workers to build my statue!
05:25Okay, sir!
05:26But we're gonna need better facilities!
05:28Then you'll get better facilities!
05:31Is my new Casino Night Zone ready?
05:34Um...
05:35No!
05:37I spent a billion Mobiums!
05:40I made it a top priority!
05:42How could my magnificent new Casino Night Zone not be ready?
05:47Because it's locked and I have the key!
05:50Then go open it, you nincombutt!
05:53You stupo!
05:55You miserable mess of microchips!
05:57I'm doing better!
05:59He didn't call me a hopeless hunk of junk!
06:02And make it fast, you hopeless hunk of junk!
06:09Oh, you saved us!
06:11We'll never get suckered again!
06:13Attention!
06:14Come enjoy the fabulous new Casino Night Zone!
06:18One free bet to the first 1,000 gamblers!
06:22Ooh!
06:28He did say free, didn't he?
06:37Gee, I'm glad they learned their lesson!
06:40I smell a hustle brewing!
06:42So let's hustle!
06:46No doubt about it, Scratch!
06:48Dr. Robotnik's new Casino Night Zone is a really great place!
06:52Yeah!
06:53We'll have so many losers, his dementedness will have more monument workers that don't know what to do with!
06:58Ha ha ha ha!
07:05Here's your suckers, as ordered!
07:07Sign here!
07:17I hope we're not too late.
07:19What am I saying?
07:20Me, late, could never happen.
07:32Boy, those guys sure are in a hurry to get fleeced.
07:37We've got everything they own.
07:39One more bet or they'll owe their lives to Dr. Robotnik.
07:42I hope they lose.
07:44I hope they lose.
07:45Oh, you leadhead.
07:46Of course they'll lose.
07:47Everything's rigged.
07:50What's rigged?
07:51Every game in the casino is electronically set in Dr. Robotnik's favor.
07:55We're cheating?
07:56Yes, we're cheating.
07:59Don't just sit there.
08:00Cheat, cheat, cheat.
08:10How'd that happen?
08:12That ball had a mind of its own.
08:14What are we going to do?
08:16Beat them, of course.
08:17Save the day.
08:18Come to the rescue.
08:19Assure the freedom of all mobians.
08:23And now for the big spin, folks.
08:25If your number comes up, it's going to rain money.
08:30What'll it be?
08:31Freedom and fortune or broken bondage?
08:34Only the wheel know.
08:40Excuse me, boys.
08:41I'm from Con Fred.
08:42Gotta check your juice.
08:43We're robots.
08:44We don't enjoy beverages.
08:47You're funny.
08:48I mean the casino's power supply.
08:50Gotta read the meter.
08:51Give me the keys.
08:52Here you go.
08:53It's in the basement.
08:55The basement, huh?
08:56Next to the computer control box that rigs the game?
08:59Right.
09:00Two control boxes over.
09:03Catch you later.
09:05In your dreams, you clanking clucker.
09:16Now for a little reprogramming.
09:20That ought to reverse robotics cheating.
09:26Bank, you've been a big help.
09:31Just like he promised.
09:33It's raining money.
09:35Yay!
09:39Hooray!
09:40Yay!
09:41Aw, they won!
09:43How could they win?
09:45Is this real money?
09:47Well, we couldn't Welsh out a bet, could we?
09:49Yes, we could have.
09:51Now we're ruined.
09:52Oh, and tell Dr. Robotnik that he's got a crummy casino.
09:56No chili dogs.
09:57Oh, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's...
10:00Hedgehog.
10:01Sonic the Hedgehog.
10:03Sonic!
10:04Hooray!
10:11Look, it's the casino nursery.
10:13You hide here while I give those digitized dorks the runaround.
10:17Yeah, you'll be faster without me.
10:20It'll be safer.
10:21See, there's a babysitter on duty.
10:23Hiya, honey.
10:25I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
10:27Or one shake of your two tails.
10:29Whichever comes first.
10:35Oh, play, nice now.
10:52Those robo-runs are in for a windfall.
10:54Or should I say, for water.
11:06See a hedgehog come this way?
11:10Gentlemen, gentlemen, I can see that you are burdened by great responsibility.
11:14It's true.
11:15We're under a lot of pressure.
11:17You're in luck.
11:18Have some fun and take some pressure off.
11:20It looks like a slot machine.
11:23Yes, a simple game of chance.
11:25Please, take a free pool.
11:27Who knows?
11:28Maybe you'll leave a jetpack.
11:29Ooh, that would be nice.
11:31Yeah, I could go on a cruise.
11:35Hey!
11:36You don't want to go on a cruise all alone, do you?
11:46Come on, Jetpack!
11:48Come on!
11:53Come on!
12:01Having a good time, honey?
12:04Kind of.
12:05That's nice.
12:07Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention, this ain't free, you know.
12:11It's not?
12:13One million mobians, please.
12:16But I've only been here ten minutes.
12:18If you want to complain, take it up with the management.
12:22I will!
12:23The management is Dr. Robotnik.
12:27Oh, I won't.
12:29I'm sure he'll be happy to work out some form of payment.
12:34Oh, I won't.
12:35Oh, I won't.
12:37Whoa!
12:39Sonic, help!
12:44So, your hasty hedgehog cohort doesn't approve of my little gambling establishment, eh?
12:52It's a rip-off.
12:54Well, you double-dorsal dope.
12:57Sonic's going to help me win one big bet.
13:01He'd never help you, you crumbum.
13:05No? You better hope that he does.
13:08I've got the perfect plan to get my monument workers back.
13:13Whoa!
13:15You two-tailed two-timer!
13:17If you weren't doomed already, you'd be doomed!
13:29Tails? Tails? Where are you?
13:33Tails? Tails, this is no time for hide-and-seek.
13:38Ah, Hedgehog. Good to see you again.
13:42Dr. Robotnik is challenging you to a race.
13:46He wants to give the suckers something big to bet on.
13:48Forget about it.
13:50If you'd like to see your little friend again, you'll cooperate.
13:55Cooperate? I'm gonna make sushi out of you if you don't tell me where Tails is.
14:05And what's more? You'd better...
14:08Lose the race.
14:11All right, I'll go along.
14:14But there's just one thing.
14:24If anything happens to Tails, you'll suck.
14:30I'll go along.
14:30Welcome to the Great Browner Sonic Crunch Match.
14:33It's a great day for a big race, folks.
14:35And this is your favorite sports announcer, your old friend, Silver Tongue Scratch.
14:41Get on with it, you prefabricated piece of poultry.
14:46Who will be the first to retrieve the trophy from the peak of Mount Robotnik?
14:50Place your bets, folks. Place your bets.
14:53I'd bet my life on Sonic.
14:57You are.
15:02You'll be happy to know that a thousand Mobians have staked their freedom on your victory.
15:08It's a safe bet, Egg Belly.
15:11Not for your little sidekick.
15:13Remember, if you win, he's doomed.
15:17You don't honestly expect your scumbot to beat me, do you?
15:20Honestly?
15:21Of course not.
15:23I never do anything honestly.
15:25You must throw the race.
15:27Then those Mobians will be my slaves.
15:29I can't do that.
15:31It's the Mobians or Tails.
15:34You decide.
15:53You know the rules.
15:54Cause there ain't any.
15:56Take your places and may the best and only robot win.
16:00Remember, once around the stadium track and then across country and up the mountain.
16:06Go!
16:18Hey, Sonic! Don't forget your sidekicks, sucker!
16:28This is gonna be hard.
16:30I've never had any practice at losing races.
16:34That hedgehog hero's throwing the race!
16:41Say it ain't so, Sonic.
16:43Say it ain't so.
16:46You must throw the race!
16:49Throw the race!
16:50Throw the race!
16:52Throw the race!
16:53The Mobians are Tails!
16:55Are Tails!
16:57Are Tails!
16:58Are Tails!
16:58Ha ha ha ha ha!
17:01Ha ha ha!
17:02Ha ha ha!
17:11Huh, I always knew I was the fastest.
17:14What was I supposed to do next?
17:20Oh yeah!
17:21I remember.
17:23Doctor Robotnik said this would slow him down even more.
17:28How do people stand going this slow?
17:32Yikes!
17:33Oh, this losing business is really getting on my nerves.
17:42You're the slowest slow-mo I've ever seen.
17:45That does it.
17:47When I get through with you, you'll be lucky to get a job as a garbage fan.
17:51Remember, if you don't let me win,
17:53you'll never see your little sidekick again.
17:57He'll be trapped forever in that secret prison cell under the stadium.
18:02Ha, ha, ha!
18:05That Robo-Rube just put the odds back in my favor.
18:11And now, entering the stadium is the winner!
18:15With one luck to go, that fast-tracker, that robot racer,
18:18who learned everything he knows from me,
18:20my little brother, Grounder!
18:23Ah!
18:25Boo!
18:27Boo!
18:28Boo!
18:29Boo!
18:29All right, stop putting everybody in chains.
18:32They've got a monument to build.
18:35But don't you want to see ground across the finish line?
18:38I'll finish you if you don't do as I say!
18:41Yes, your rottenness.
18:42Right away!
18:48Time for a little of the old triple spin.
18:56Sonic, you found me!
18:58Sorry it took so long, Chief.
19:00Time to triple spin.
19:02I've still got a race to win.
19:07Huh?
19:11Way to go, Sonic!
19:13Hey, what gives?
19:15Where'd everybody go?
19:17Ha, ha, ha!
19:18Don't be a sore winner,
19:20but Dr. Robotnik took a prisoner anyway!
19:25Why, that rotten, scrambled egghead.
19:28Nobody Welsh is on a bet with me.
19:37Pick up the slack, you slackers!
19:41Imagine my head 20 stories tall.
19:46Oh, my mama will be so proud.
19:50What do you think the odds are
19:51unless ever you're getting out of this?
19:53Oh, I say even money or bet.
19:56In fact, I bet that egglomaniac Robotnik
20:00is about to crack.
20:06Yay!
20:07Hooray!
20:08What on Mobius is that about?
20:11I think the monument could use a facelift.
20:18No!
20:20Now that's a face!
20:25No!
20:26No!
20:28No!
20:29Ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:31Hey, Sonic, you think we could make
20:33good Freedom Fighters, too?
20:35I don't know.
20:35It's pretty risky business,
20:37and the stakes are pretty high.
20:39What are the stakes?
20:41A Mobius free of Robotnik, of course.
20:44Yeah, now that's worth taking some risk for.
20:48You bet.
20:59Race you across!
21:00Ready, set...
21:02Wait!
21:03Did you feel that?
21:05There's a train coming!
21:06Come on, you big coward!
21:08Go!
21:14I call it a tie.
21:16But I'd hate to see any of my friends
21:18wiped out over some dumb dare.
21:20Play it safe.
21:21Use your head.
21:22Don't end up dead.
21:53Cookie Charm!
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