00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:36Oh, no!
01:19You sure we got to do this, Sonic?
01:21This is Robotnik's fortress.
01:24If a guy's been locked up for 30 years, he needs rescues.
01:29Sonic!
01:30Sonic!
01:33This place gives me the creeps.
01:37Yeah, and that's the biggest creep of all.
01:43Relax, kid. I'm not going to bite.
01:46How about claw, choke, or kick?
01:48Are you the guy Robotnik locked up 30 years ago?
01:51The one and only.
01:53Name's Lucas.
01:54Well, stand back, Lucas. We're busting you out of here.
02:07It's one of Robotnik's little pals.
02:09Sure is one mean-looking son-of-a-can opener.
02:14Speaking of looks.
02:18Who are you primping for? The Undertaker?
02:21Least I can do is give him a fair chance.
02:29I'm waiting.
02:37When fast thinking is of the essence, I'm the essence of fast thinking.
02:44Sorry, we can't stick around and play.
02:46Got a job, Bob.
02:49Help!
02:54Help!
02:56No!
02:58No!
02:58No!
02:58No!
02:59No!
03:07Jack, do and call me in the morning.
03:10I hate that hedgehog.
03:12Quick, prepare the egg blaster.
03:20Rotten egg bomb in launch position.
03:23Fire!
03:26Now which way is out of here?
03:30Rotten egg bomb!
03:33Hold that thought.
03:40It's our dangerous!
03:43All right, Sonic!
03:45Excuse me, I got a breakfast date with Robotnik.
03:48You guys get out of here and meet me by the river.
03:53Hear anything, your fileness?
03:55Shh, yes, I hear it.
03:58Ah, your repulsiveness!
04:00It's the egg bomb!
04:02Of course it's the egg bomb, fool!
04:05Oh!
04:05Oh, yeah!
04:11Sunny side down.
04:19Tell me when.
04:22Minin' limb-com-bots!
04:23Get him!
04:24Ah, хахsup-appo!
04:27Ah, Aristotle!
04:37Hey, thanks for saving me, but why'd you do it?
04:40Nobody should have to stay in a dungeon for 30 years.
04:44Why does Robotnik hate you so much?
04:46It's all about Lucinda.
04:48My beautiful, wonderful Lucinda.
04:51It all seems like yesterday.
04:54We were lab partners at our high school chemistry class.
04:57I was just working up the nerve to ask her to go steady.
05:01And Robotnik didn't like it.
05:03Why does he get all the luck?
05:05Lucinda should be my lab partner and my girlfriend.
05:10I'll take care of him.
05:17Lucinda!
05:19You! You did this!
05:21Yes, Lucinda, for you.
05:24I have such dirty, rotten plans in store for Mobius.
05:28Well, count me out.
05:29But I want to share my villainous life with you, Lucinda.
05:33I'll give you a quarter of everything I plunder if you go steady with me.
05:38Never. Never, ever. Not in a trillion years.
05:43I suppose this means marriage is completely out of the question.
05:47Oh, Lucas.
05:52Dear Lucas.
05:54Are you all right?
05:56Y'all pay for this.
05:59Just after that, Robotnik was expelled and began his villainous career.
06:05When he built his fortress, I was his first prisoner.
06:08Wow! So what happened to Lucinda?
06:11Who knows?
06:13After all these years?
06:15Hey, come on.
06:17She may be waiting for you.
06:19For this? A walking haystack?
06:21If she stood up to Robotnik like that, she really must have loved you.
06:26Come on. Time's a-wasting.
06:27What's the hurry?
06:29Are you kidding?
06:30She's been waiting 30 years.
06:32I can't stand waiting 30 seconds.
06:34We're taking you to Lucinda.
06:38I don't care what it takes.
06:41I'll give anything to have Lucas return to my dungeon.
06:45Anything?
06:46For that decrepit old hairball?
06:48That hairball stole the one thing I treasured most in life.
06:52Besides having power and committing rottenness, of course.
06:56My beautiful, wonderful Lucinda.
06:58It all seems like yesterday.
07:02We make such chemistry together, eh, Lucinda?
07:08Oh, Robotnik.
07:10Everything was perfect till that too-good-Nic muscle-brain Lucas showed up.
07:15Get lost, you low-life scum.
07:18Lucinda and I have a date to sing to the orphans at the hospital.
07:21Let go of me, you clean-cut cootie.
07:24Get your hands off my girl.
07:26Your girl? We'll see about that.
07:30Ow!
07:36Robotnik, you saved me from that goody-goody bonehead.
07:40You're my hero.
07:43Oh, so where is she?
07:45How come we never met her?
07:47Hello? You're malevolent?
07:48Yeah! What happened?
07:50Where is your Lucinda?
07:52Did you marry her and live happily ever after?
07:56No!
07:58I want Lucas back in his cage!
08:01Now!
08:02Oh!
08:03I bet they'll be heading for the Mobius jungle.
08:07The jungle?
08:08Why?
08:09Lucinda teaches there in a little schoolhouse.
08:12If you bring Lucas and Sonic back to me,
08:15you can name your prize.
08:17Anything!
08:19Your egomatic hovercraft?
08:21Yes!
08:22This fortress?
08:23Yes!
08:24I said anything!
08:27You mean like, like, that wrench set over there?
08:30Taaah!
08:31Even the wrench set!
08:33See ya!
08:38I can't move!
08:40What are you griping about?
08:41You wanted that wrench set, didn't you?
08:48Mobius Canyon!
08:50That's the place to catch him!
08:52I'll shoot that scratch.
08:53I'll catch Sonic first.
08:59Hmm.
09:00Don't think your trap will work.
09:02Sure it will!
09:03See, you come along here and step in the snare
09:07and get yanked up in the air,
09:09releasing that branch,
09:11which will bat you into that pit.
09:14Gee, I can't visualize it.
09:16Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
09:18You must be really, really dumb!
09:20Look!
09:21Gah!
09:22Gah!
09:23Gah!
09:28Now I get it.
09:29See ya, scumbot!
09:31Gotta go, slow-mo!
09:33Gah!
09:33Gah!
09:34Gah!
09:34Gah!
09:35Gah!
09:35Gah!
09:36Stretch will get him!
09:37No, he can't!
09:39It's time to give up, Sonic.
09:41You've already been over half of Mobius
09:43and talked to everybody
09:44and we still have no idea where Lucinda is.
09:48We just haven't been asking the right people.
09:53Oh, this time I'm in charge
09:54and they won't get away!
10:00It's the Hedgehog!
10:01Yeah!
10:06Oh, that is real smart, Scratch.
10:09Just wait till I tell Dr. Robotnik
10:11when a failure you are all...
10:16Gosh, I feel kind of sorry for him.
10:18Makes me want to give him a hint
10:20and tell him where we're going.
10:21After the dirty rotten trick you just pulled?
10:24Oh, Grounder, you moronathon!
10:26We don't need the dumb hedgehog's dumb hints!
10:29Right, I knew that.
10:31Yeah, you dumb hedgehog!
10:32We already know you're going to Lucinda's schoolhouse
10:35in Mobius' jungle!
10:37Lucinda, here we come!
10:40You got it, Ace.
10:41Let's race.
10:45Yeah!
10:51A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
10:55Hold up, Zarnit!
10:56Listen!
10:57H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P...
11:01It's Lucinda!
11:03Q, R, S, T, U, V...
11:06W, X, Y, and Z...
11:10She's just as pretty as I remember.
11:13Now R is for rotten.
11:20Yay!
11:23And L...
11:24L is for Lucas.
11:34Bye, everyone.
11:35See you tomorrow.
11:38Kids really like her, don't they?
11:40Yeah.
11:41She's really something.
11:44Lucas, where you going?
11:46Well, I can't face her.
11:48It's the Lucas I was 30 years ago she wants.
11:53Lucas, go on.
11:54She's waited 30 years.
11:56Going on 31 if you don't hurry.
11:59I'm waiting!
12:02All right!
12:07Lucinda?
12:08Lucas?
12:16Lucas?
12:17Lucinda, let me out of here!
12:19Lucinda!
12:20Lucas!
12:25Lucas!
12:29Come on, little bro.
12:30This isn't the way the story's supposed to end.
12:35Chicken tracks.
12:36The badniks got him.
12:38Got to speed, Chief.
12:47Remember, I'm the one who spotted him first.
12:50But I'm the one who captured him.
12:52I should get the reward.
12:54Neither of you are getting anything,
12:56because I'm getting out of here.
13:00Hey!
13:01Hey, what's happening?
13:05Who's there?
13:11I'll put you back where you belong, you despicable ruiner of roguards.
13:17You can lock me up, Robotnik, but you'll never win Lucinda's heart.
13:21We'll see about that.
13:36It's the hedgehog!
13:38He's doing exactly what I want him to do.
13:44We're getting warm, little buddy.
13:55Warm?
13:57In a minute, you'll be roasting, hedgehog!
14:15Lucas, my man.
14:16Time for your date with destiny.
14:19Sonic!
14:20The volcano exploded!
14:22Time to fly, guys.
14:31Sonic and Lucinda's true love are past tense,
14:36ancient history, and future fossil fuel.
14:39But, Dr. Robotnik, I thought Lucinda loved you.
14:43Yeah!
14:44She has Robotnik's picture up in her classroom, doesn't she?
14:48She does?
14:49Maybe.
14:50Maybe there's still hope.
14:54This I gotta see.
15:06There's no way out!
15:08Not necessary.
15:12Where's he going?
15:14Could be anyplace.
15:21Oh!
15:22Whoa!
15:23Whoa!
15:24Hey!
15:24Hey!
15:25Whoa!
15:25Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
15:27What?
15:30Huh?
15:31Hop a ride, guys.
15:40Whoa!
15:43Whoa!
15:47Whoa!
15:55Hey, Lucas, you okay, pal?
15:57I wonder if Lucinda'll marry Robotnik.
16:01That soft-boiled egg brain?
16:03She's got better taste than that.
16:05He's powerful, rich.
16:07What have I got to offer but head lice and a bad haircut?
16:11Tell you what, Tails will take care of the bad hair, and I'll take care of the bad nick.
16:16Deal?
16:17Deal.
16:25What am I going to say?
16:27I love you, Lucinda.
16:29I love you, Lucinda.
16:29Will you have me?
16:30Please, please, please, please, please, please.
16:32Hmm.
16:33Not bad.
16:34I sound like a groveling worm.
16:37I've got to be strong.
16:38Manly.
16:39Marry me, Lucinda, or else.
16:42Ooh, not bad, not bad.
16:56Lucinda?
16:58Robotnik?
17:01Lucinda?
17:03Marry me, or else.
17:06Okay.
17:09You will?
17:10Oh, Lucinda, you've made my day, my week, my year.
17:16The fun has just begun.
17:23Do you take this woman to be your wife, to have and to hold for richer, for poorer?
17:29Yes, definitely.
17:30Yes, I do.
17:31And do you take this man?
17:33Of course she does.
17:34Then you may kiss the bride.
17:36You are now man and wife.
17:49What's a wedding without some rice?
17:52Why you?
18:01Smile.
18:04And a piece of wedding cake.
18:10Or two.
18:12Or three.
18:25Delicious.
18:25Yummy, hubby.
18:27Yummy, hubby.
18:39I almost forgot your wedding presents, sweetie, then.
18:43I hope you like it.
18:44Also, adult cake.
18:45Whoa!
18:47190!
18:49Oh!
18:58Ein-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
19:06Ah!
19:08Oh!
19:08Ah!
19:09Ah!
19:09Ah!
19:09Ah!
19:09Ah!
19:10Ah!
19:11Ah!
19:12Ah!
19:12I hate that ketchup!
19:18Guess I'm done for the day.
19:20Maybe not, Your Honor.
19:22Hold on.
19:29You look hot, Lucas.
19:31You can't get cold feet now.
19:33Anyway, if you wait much longer,
19:35I'll have to give you another haircut.
19:37All right.
19:38I just need a little nudge and I'll...
19:41How's things, you little girl?
19:47Lucas!
19:49Lucas, is it you?
19:50Yes, Lucinda. It's me.
19:53I... I...
19:55I'm waiting.
19:58Yeah!
19:59We're waiting!
20:02Thirty years is a long time, Lucinda.
20:06We've got no time to waste.
20:08Will you marry me?
20:11Lucas?
20:15I guess that's a yes.
20:17So what are we waiting for?
20:24Welcome to the Love Can't Wait Wedding Chapel.
20:31So, what are we waiting for?
20:33We're ready.
20:37We're all gathered today.
20:40Wait, wait, wait!
20:44And who are you supposed to be?
20:47Best hedgehog, of course.
20:49You better believe it!
21:04I love reading.
21:06Books can take you to far away lands
21:08and exotic places.
21:09Or show you how to see everyday things
21:11in a way cool way.
21:13Too bad some people have a problem
21:15learning how to read.
21:16If you know someone that has trouble reading,
21:19tell them to ask a teacher,
21:20or get help at a local library.
21:22All they have to do is ask.
21:25I'll tell you.
21:25There's worlds of fun in reading.
21:27We'll be right out.
21:29Talk to you soon.
21:52All right.
21:57Cookie Charge!
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