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00:28Transcription by CastingWords
00:34Let's go.
01:07he's out there still mocking me with his scurrilous speed standing between me and my dream of total
01:15domination of mobius are you talking about sonic turn off that light can't you see i'm brooding
01:23oh yeah sorry that's better as i was saying i hate that hedgehog and i want him captured now
01:33but how are we ever gonna find him my deluxe highly calibrated hedgehogometer
01:40has picked up his trail in the marble zone you leave at first light
01:45but it's
01:47so i'm a little impatient
01:59sonic's gonna be around here somewhere
02:02we'll never find him i can't see a thing
02:07what's that
02:09Aren't that better?
02:11Yeah, thanks. I can see perfect now.
02:14Hey!
02:16Beat my duck, Gus.
02:24You think we lost them, Sonic?
02:28Bring not. They're still coming.
02:32I bet you got something really special planned, huh?
02:35For what?
02:36To get down the cliff.
02:40Whoa! Brakes!
02:47Oh!
02:48Ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:50We got him cornered now!
02:52What are we gonna do, Sonic?
02:53We're trapped!
02:54Live fast, think fast, act fast.
02:58You think he saw us?
02:59Nah!
03:03See that geyser scratch and grounder
03:05aren't doing a good job of hiding behind?
03:07I see you!
03:11I think he does.
03:13He's just trying to trick us!
03:15Once it dies down, we've got 1.25 seconds before it gushes again.
03:20So, we're going underground!
03:25We are?
03:26Right into the geyser hole.
03:29Oh, here comes the hedgehog!
03:31Oh, here comes the hedgehog!
03:31Get ready to nab him!
03:33Oh, here comes the hedgehog!
03:57Get ready to nab him!
03:58See you!
04:04Where are we?
04:05A long way from the nearest salud dog stand, that's for sure.
04:13Gee, Sonic...
04:14Which way?
04:15This way.
04:22Oh, my head!
04:26Oh, will you get a hold of yourself?
04:29I got a hold of most of me.
04:31I just lost my head for a moment.
04:34Just leave it.
04:35You never use it anyway.
04:36Besides, we gotta go before the hedgehog gets away.
04:41Oh, grounder, I found your head.
04:46Hey, get off my face!
04:50You are so rude!
04:52Can we go now?
04:56Sonic, can you see where you're going?
04:58No, Kale, I can't.
05:00And it's really slowing me down.
05:05Whoa!
05:08Whoa!
05:14Do you see all this stuff?
05:16Yep, great.
05:17Enough sightseeing.
05:18Time to speed, teed.
05:20Look at this Thaumontius.
05:21Can I take it with us?
05:23Huh?
05:23Can I?
05:24Drop it, Foxy.
05:29Hey, don't scare my pal like that.
05:31Who are...
05:32This is my claim, and I'll ask the questions.
05:35And my question is, you got any last requests before I let you have it?
05:40Yeah, two requests.
05:42Show us how to get out of here and two dozen chili dogs with extra onions and cheese.
05:46To go.
05:47Chili dogs?
05:48Forget it.
05:49Do you know how much chili dogs cost?
05:51Money don't grow on trees, you know.
05:54You're just like the rest of my...
05:55What's up, my mind for nothing?
05:57I got a right mind to blast you.
06:05In that case, gotta roll, troll.
06:08Stop!
06:09Your favorite trick!
06:10Pass and load and no good barbage!
06:14Hey, you got us all wrong.
06:16We're freedom fighters.
06:18Looks to me like you're freeloaders, and I don't give nothing for free.
06:25Whoa!
06:41Hang on!
06:46I swore I heard the hedgehog!
06:57I took my head back on for this?
06:59Oh, shut up!
07:01At least yours is supposed to be detachable!
07:08These gotta lead out.
07:10Let's make tracks!
07:16Hey, you know, that Voltro guy is so mean, I almost missed scratchy grounded.
07:20Oh, he probably wouldn't be so bad if he spent some quality time with us.
07:25I'll get you, you miserable trash-masher!
07:29That is not the quality I had in mind.
07:49Hurry up!
07:50There's a mad troll chasing me, and you'll get scrunched.
07:53We are hurrying.
07:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:01Duck and me!
08:12What's this?
08:13I own this line!
08:14Who are you anyway?
08:19Ah, all right.
08:24Okay, keep it moving.
08:26We got a schedule to keep.
08:31Okay, Tails, let's hit the rail.
08:39What?
08:42Why that skeevin' little poacher?
08:45I oughta, I oughta...
08:46If those two think they can go tell the world about my treasure caves,
08:50they got another thing comin' down.
08:54Hey, we made it!
08:56Never again.
08:57Ah-yee-haw!
09:18Sonic, how are we gonna get out?
09:20Don't sweat it, kiddo.
09:22I'll throw my triple spin into overdrive and Zerazo!
09:25I'll cut through these bars in no time.
09:34Sonic, are you all right?
09:37These bars are made of pure diamondius.
09:40The hardest substance on Mobius.
09:42You'll never get out.
09:47That's what old Spelunk does to thieves and interlopers.
09:53Might as well get comfortable.
09:55You're gonna be here the rest of your lives.
10:08You'd better be right about this.
10:11Absolutely positive, you're Supremeness!
10:13Check those one out!
10:15Uh, Extractor One to Dr. Robotnik.
10:18I'd just like to humbly remind you, your rottenness,
10:21that I'm the one who found the jewels and the fugitives.
10:25Was not!
10:26Was not!
10:26Was not!
10:27Was not!
10:27Was not!
10:29Shut your brass beaks, you chrome cluckers!
10:33Remember!
10:34You are my super special Sonic Surgeon Smash Squad!
10:38A team!
10:39So stop this arguing!
10:41Immediately!
10:42I wasn't arguing!
10:44He was!
10:45I was not!
10:47Since you metallic morons can't remember where you were,
10:52we're just going to have to tear the whole territory to pieces
10:55until we find Sonic and the loot!
10:58Good idea!
11:12Yeah!
11:14Destruction and devastation!
11:16For an exquisite fringe benefit!
11:20Now find that hedgehog!
11:22And hedgehog!
11:24And hedgehog!
11:26And hedgehog!
11:27And hedgehog!
11:28It's Robotnik!
11:29He's gonna bring this whole place down on our heads!
11:32This is all your fault, hedgehog!
11:34You busted in on me and now everybody wants to!
11:38I can stop this, but you gotta let us out!
11:41No siree!
11:42This here behavior has got to be discouraged
11:44or I might have to share my treasure!
11:48There ain't no bottom to the pit, fellas!
11:51That'll teach you to drop in on a note!
11:55Sonic, I have a profession to make!
11:58Yeah, Tails?
11:59I'm a little scared!
12:01Don't worry!
12:02When have I ever let you down?
12:05Uh, maybe I should re-freeze then.
12:07Morons!
12:08You promised me diamondiums!
12:10You promised me gold!
12:12You promised me Sonic!
12:15I don't understand!
12:17The caverns were right here!
12:19How much deeper could they be?
12:23This oughta do it, boss!
12:26Dynamite!
12:27We can blast the place wide open!
12:30We'll blow it to bits!
12:32And we'll all be rich!
12:34Pardon me?
12:35Did I say we'd all be rich?
12:38Yup!
12:38Excuse me, I meant you'll be rich!
12:40You!
12:41You're such a smart robot!
12:44You're making a big mistake, Spelunk!
12:46Haven't you ever heard of Dr. Robotnik?
12:48The nastiest villain in the history of Mobius?
12:51No!
12:51Let me guess, you don't get out much, do you?
12:54No!
12:55Don't you realize a terrible villain is about to destroy this entire place
12:59and steal everything you've got?
13:01Nope!
13:02Don't pay no never mind, your current events!
13:04Hmm.
13:05Maybe you should consider a career in politics.
13:10If this doesn't work, I'm gonna make chicken broth out of both of you!
13:15Can you make broth out of robots?
13:18Sure!
13:19Why not?
13:20A little salt, a little pepper, I'm sure we'd be delicious!
13:26Well, Scratch, what are you waiting for?
13:35Huh!
13:43Yay!
13:44Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
13:45Whoa!
13:49Yeah!
13:50Ooh!
13:51Ow!
13:52Oh!
13:54Oh!
13:59Whew!
13:59Eww! That was close, Sonic.
14:02No problem. We have milliseconds to spare.
14:10Do you think we used too much dynamite?
14:14Yes!
14:17Nice of you to drop by.
14:19I order you to break my fall.
14:23You can take on me.
14:26I'll save you!
14:29Help!
14:39Catch him! Catch him!
14:46I caught him! I caught him!
14:52It didn't catch him.
14:54Fools!
14:56We better blow, bro.
14:57You know there's no keeping a bad egg down.
15:00You ain't going nowhere.
15:02Them rocks have sealed off the only way out.
15:06What? You don't think I can handle a few tons of rock, a limited air supply, and your bad attitude?
15:11Why I'll half us out of this hole faster than you can take home across the old miser.
15:18I ain't good! This is mine! All mine! I can't leave my treasure!
15:24Well, it's gonna be buried treasure in a second. Let's go!
15:27I'm not leaving them! These are my only friends!
15:34Oh, no!
15:40You've got new friends.
15:42Why? Why? You risked your own life to save mine?
15:47No one's ever done anything like that for me.
15:52Relax, Pop.
15:53That's what freedom fighters do.
15:57Oh, enough mush.
15:59Gonna need your help to stop that robo-nerd from doing any more damage around here.
16:04So, what are we waiting for?
16:10Yeah!
16:13I'm waiting.
16:22Which way, Spelunk?
16:24It don't matter. I booby-trapped all of them.
16:29Gee, most people would have been satisfied with a deadbolt and a chain.
16:34A person need to be faster than a Mobius mosquito to get through there.
16:39Who do you think taught those bugs how to boogie in the first place?
16:42Nice sweater.
16:43Wool?
16:44Uh-uh. Daimondius, Stretch. I made him myself.
16:50Daimondius! Spelunk, give it to me.
16:53Give it to you?
16:55I'm waiting.
16:58Ah, okay. I guess you can have it.
17:09Thanks, Spelunk.
17:11Huh?
17:12Hang on.
17:23This way to the races, aces.
17:25All right!
17:26Change!
17:27Hee-hee!
17:30Just a sec.
17:36Wow!
17:37Thanks!
17:38Hey, you give a little, you get a little.
17:41We're rich! We're rich! We're very, very rich!
17:44We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!
17:47You're rich, Dr. Robotnik! You!
17:51Good! Now start loading my treasure!
18:03Why those robo-rapscallions? Those lunatics? We gotta stop them!
18:09Now you're catching on, Pops.
18:12Wait a second.
18:18Bet you never seen Sulphurius in its natural state afore.
18:22Sulphurius? What's Sulphurius?
18:24I don't know exactly, but it works just like gunpowder.
18:28Cool!
18:31Yoo-hoo, excuse me.
18:33What do you want?
18:35Now, afternoon, gentlemen.
18:37I see you're enjoying something of a profit windfall this season, is that right?
18:42What's it to you?
18:43Agent 99.9 of the Infernal Revenue Service.
18:46I see you haven't filed or declared.
18:48Hmm.
18:50You haven't deducted your Y-O-U's, your A-R-E's, or your S-O-S-T-U-P-I
18:56-D's.
18:57Ooh, is that bad?
19:09Oh, I should say so. Why, if you don't atomize, categorize, or fall for this size, you might be forced
19:15to work for a living.
19:17Let's crunch some numbers, shall we?
19:24Ooh, I'm sorry, boys, but I'm gonna have to write you up for this.
19:28Hooray!
19:29Woo-hoo!
19:32Woo-hoo!
19:33Woo-hoo!
19:33Hey, watch out!
19:34Yoo-hoo!
19:36No!
19:37Duh!
19:37What's the meaning of this?
19:39Oh, you fuck!
19:41I don't want you to go!
19:49Duh!
19:58Duh!
20:01Duh!
20:03Duh!
20:03Duh!
20:04Duh!
20:04Duh!
20:04Duh!
20:05Duh!
20:05Good riddance to bad eggs.
20:07I never met such unpleasant, rotten, miserly, selfish jerks in my life.
20:13We have.
20:15But he got better.
20:16Thanks, pals.
20:18Sorry you lost your cavern.
20:20Ah, don't worry about that, nun.
20:22I got a lot of traveling to do.
20:24Gonna go help folks like you helped me.
20:27It could get expensive.
20:28No problem.
20:29I got plenty to spare.
20:32Chilly dogs are on me!
20:34I mean, I can't thank you enough for showing me the error of my ways.
20:37I'm just so grateful I could...
20:40Easy, Spelunk.
20:41You're not gonna get all sappy sentimental on me now and start gushing, are you?
20:45Heck no!
20:46I'll leave the gushing to those geyser jockeys or yonder!
20:50.
20:50Aghh!
20:52Aghh!
20:53Aghh!
20:54Aghh AGhhh!
21:06Hey, Tails, got an extra dog?
21:09Sorry, this is all I've got.
21:11Got some extra chili?
21:12Sorry, kid, this here's all I got.
21:16Hey, if we share why we could turn those plain old hot dogs
21:19into three mouth-watering, taste-buttantalizing chili dogs.
21:25See, guys? When you share, everybody's happy.
21:59Cookie Charm!
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