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Short filmTranscript
00:29Transcribed by ESO, translated by —
00:36I don't know.
01:14Hey, Monkey Buck, how'd you get robotic to let you use his rung?
01:18I'll tell you what I can't, you hedgehog! You're mine, mine, mine!
01:22Dream on, Circuit Head! Afterburners!
01:40I even hold the speed record for running backwards.
01:43Huh? Hey, where'd the clutch go?
01:47Happy landing!
01:50Oh, there they are!
01:54Major Fender Bender, Robotnik is not gonna be happy.
01:59You did what with my Egg-O-Matic?
02:03I sort of borrowed it.
02:05Borrowed it? You stole it, you pseudo-simeon son! Give it back at once!
02:11Oh, right! Give it back! Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'll give it back! I... Oh, I can't.
02:17You can't!
02:20We can't!
02:25My Egg-O-Matic! Oh, no!
02:29Coconuts totaled at your supreme sliminess!
02:32I had a little accident. Just a little accident.
02:36Don't ruin my baby!
02:38Oh, I need to sit down.
02:41No, Coconuts! You need to sit down!
02:48It's over, Monkey Bot! I'm sorry I ever made you! Goodbye!
02:54Am I going somewhere?
02:55You're going on vacation! A permanent vacation!
03:07Hey, how come we never get a vacation?
03:11You'll get a vacation when I finish the secret project I've been working on.
03:16Which secret project is that?
03:19Which secret project?
03:21Why, the one that's a secret!
03:27Oh, do you suppose he means the big monster in the basement?
03:32Beats me?
03:33Soon you'll be completely in my power, and I'll use you...
03:41...to control the entire universe!
03:44And lots of other stuff, too!
03:53Whoa!
04:03Hey, hey, hey! Stop bluggering and help me down from here, would you?
04:08Who'd talk?
04:09Up here, you big ape!
04:12Could you help me up here? Huh? Could you?
04:15Huh?
04:15Boom Boom, help!
04:21Dr. Robotnik sure gets upset over a little thing like wrecking his agomatic!
04:25Are you my daddy?
04:27Your daddy!
04:29Do I look like your daddy?
04:31Uh-huh! Feed me, daddy!
04:35Look, kid, I got my own problems. Chomping a banana or something.
04:40Boom Boom, like banana!
04:55Oh, stop calling me that, would you?
04:57Yeah, I gotta get this banana sloth off of me and figure out how to get back in good with
05:01Robotnik!
05:02Boom Boom, sorry!
05:04Sorry, huh? My life's falling apart, and he's sorry!
05:09Ha-ha! Boom Boom, make bath time! Clean you up!
05:23Oh, no!
05:25Ah-ha!
05:28Huh?
05:29Huh?
05:32Ha-ha!
05:33There! Boom Boom's daddy all clean!
05:37Stop calling me daddy!
05:39What would I want with a two-tongued baby ape who can lift giant rocks, fire bananas like a shotgun!
05:45Huh?
05:46And help me capture that pesky hedgehog so Robotnik will take me back!
05:54Boom Boom! My long-lost son!
06:00Daddy!
06:00Yay!
06:04Huh?
06:05Say, uh, why are you called Boom Boom anyway?
06:09Whoa!
06:10Whoa!
06:11Whoa!
06:12Ow!
06:12Ooh!
06:13Ow!
06:13Ooh!
06:14Okay, I did it! I did it!
06:16Put me down!
06:18Okay, daddy!
06:20Okay, now, here's your first lesson.
06:22Daddy is always right, and Sonic the Hedgehog is wrong!
06:27Who's he?
06:27Daddy's worst enemy, and together we're gonna make Mobius a Sonic Free Zone!
06:36Ready to help daddy get rid of that nasty hedgehog?
06:40Uh-huh!
06:42First, a detour!
06:44Yeah, yeah!
06:45Move that road so it runs into the cliff!
06:49Okay, daddy!
06:55A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:57Da-da!
06:58No outlet, not a through street!
07:00Ha-ha-ha!
07:01Now, put that banana peel here!
07:06Perfect!
07:07Do you see the plan, do ya?
07:08Huh?
07:09Um...
07:10Nope!
07:11Sonic comes zooming down the road, he slips on a banana peel, and then smashes into the cliff!
07:16Then when I say, drop the boulder, you beam him with that rock.
07:21Now, do you got it?
07:23Nope.
07:24Oh, look, I'll show you.
07:28Sonic comes zooming down the road,
07:31slips one of banana peel,
07:33smashes into the cliff,
07:35and then you drop the boulder on him.
07:38Wow!
07:41Ha, boom boom learned fast.
07:44Now I get it, Daddy.
07:45And when I catch Sonic, you'll really get it.
07:52Hear that, Tails?
07:53The robot's fiendishly wicked plan spells curtains for Sonic the Hedgehog.
07:58Not.
07:59Somehow old Coco nerds got himself a jumbo-sized friend.
08:03What are you gonna do, Sonic?
08:05Throw a monkey wrench into the works.
08:07Check it out.
08:09Now remember, drop the rock the second you hear Sonic crash into the cliff.
08:14The second I hear crash?
08:16Yeah, yeah, the second you hear the crash.
08:19Hey, you.
08:20Yo, Boop.
08:21Life!
08:26The second you hear the crash,
08:28beam him!
08:30The second I hear crash,
08:32uh,
08:34what's beam him?
08:42Who was winning?
08:44I think the blue one was a little ahead.
08:47You're one to talk.
08:55Your history, Hedgehog!
08:58History's not my best subject.
08:59How about physics?
09:02Ha!
09:03You think you can fool me again, huh?
09:05Well, I may be dumb,
09:07but I'm not stupid.
09:09Sonic's ahead of me running backwards,
09:11so it looks like I'm going forwards.
09:13Ooh, you're so smart, it smarts.
09:17Whoa!
09:22That crash means you can drop the rock.
09:24Oh, beam him!
09:27Thanks!
09:29Hey, Boom Boom,
09:30remember what I said about dropping the rock?
09:33You can...
09:34Forget it.
09:38Coconuts is definitely between a rock and a hard place.
09:41Slick trick, Sonic.
09:44Man Hedgehog's hurt daddy.
09:48Daddy?
09:50Look, Diaper Drawers,
09:51I hate to break this to you.
09:52That's not your daddy.
09:56He is daddy!
09:58He say so!
09:59Daddy always right,
10:01Sonic always wrong!
10:12If he's your daddy,
10:13I'm a slow-mo.
10:14He's a robot, kid.
10:16Nuts and bolts from top to toe.
10:19But if he's not my daddy,
10:22then who is?
10:24Good question.
10:25When did you see your daddy last?
10:28Long time.
10:30Batman come take daddy away a cage.
10:35Boom Boom never find daddy.
10:38Don't sweat it, kid.
10:40We'll find your pops.
10:42We will?
10:43Sure.
10:44It'll just take a little detective work.
10:46Cool.
10:47What do you think, Tails?
10:49Who do we know that's sleazy enough
10:50to kidnap the daddy of our bouncing baby buddy here?
10:53Dr. Robotnik.
10:55But why?
10:56At last,
10:58I finish the control device
11:00for my
11:00ultimate weapon.
11:03And here it is.
11:07Gee,
11:08it's more for an ultimate weapon.
11:11Ouch!
11:12That's not the weapon, Dim Dim.
11:14That's just the remote control.
11:15I knew that.
11:16He is the weapon.
11:21Now,
11:22walk.
11:29Smash that bridge.
11:36Break that dam.
11:49It works!
11:51And now I'm ready to conquer
11:52every inch of the planet Mobius.
12:00Do you two realize
12:01what an evil genius I am?
12:04You are evil genius-y enough
12:06to make me your maliciousness.
12:08And evil-er and genius-er
12:10to realize
12:11you could do better
12:12and make me.
12:14And now,
12:15in my wicked wisdom,
12:17I'm about to make you both
12:19unnecessary.
12:20Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
12:21Did you hear that?
12:22Un-unnecessary.
12:23Yeah, great!
12:26We got promoted
12:27from useless!
12:29With this creature
12:31in my power,
12:32we can conquer Mobius
12:33once and for all!
12:35How are you gonna do that,
12:36your putridity?
12:38I'm so glad you asked.
12:40Activate the computerized
12:42simulation screen!
12:44Oh, boy!
12:45We get to see
12:46what's gonna happen!
12:49Yeah, but
12:50do we have to feel it, too?
12:58Mount Mobius!
12:59No one's ever
13:01climbed it
13:01until now.
13:03My Gorilla Grande
13:04will climb to the top
13:05and install
13:06the most powerful
13:06laser cannon
13:07ever built!
13:08From that spot,
13:10it will be capable
13:11of blasting
13:11any city on the planet!
13:15Woo!
13:17Mobius will be forced
13:18to surrender to me!
13:20Come, you
13:21Simeon Simpleton!
13:23It's time to display
13:24your monstrous talents!
13:33The ape and I
13:34are going to
13:35conquer Mobius!
13:36I'll deal with you,
13:38dumbots,
13:38later!
13:41Hey, hey, you guys!
13:43Hey, over here!
13:44It's Coconuts!
13:45What's he doing here?
13:48Ah!
13:50Why?
13:53Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:56Hiya, guys!
13:57Hiya!
13:58I thought maybe we could
13:59make a little deal, maybe.
14:01Deal with you?
14:02No way!
14:03Wait, wait, wait!
14:04I got a plan
14:04that'll get us all
14:05back in good
14:06with Robotnik!
14:08We're listening!
14:09That big ape
14:10has a little kid!
14:11Yeah, he does!
14:12I met him!
14:14So?
14:14So, the little kid
14:16is looking for his daddy
14:17and Sonic
14:17is helping him!
14:18Yep, yep, yep!
14:19The hedgehog himself!
14:20What does that
14:21have to do with us?
14:23So, we disguise ourselves
14:24as the kid's daddy
14:25and capture Sonic!
14:27We do?
14:28Yeah, we do!
14:29And when we hand Sonic
14:30go with the Dr. Robotnik,
14:32he'll love us!
14:33Love us!
14:33That's the stupidest
14:35idea I've ever heard!
14:36Completely stupid!
14:38Hopeless!
14:38But it just might work!
14:40Loads of potential!
14:41We'll do it!
14:47How come I have
14:48to be on the bottom?
14:50Because your scrawny legs
14:52fit the costume!
14:53And I'm the brains
14:55of this operation!
14:57Brains to body!
14:59Forward, launch!
15:01Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
15:03Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
15:04Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
15:05Grounder?
15:05I think I'm sitting
15:06on our brains!
15:09We're gonna storm
15:10Robotnik's fortress?
15:12Sure!
15:13Robotnik's not gonna bring
15:14Boom Boom's daddy to us,
15:15so we gotta go get him!
15:17What's that?
15:18Guess we don't need
15:19to attack!
15:20If that's an ink,
15:22I'm a monkey's uncle!
15:24You my uncle?
15:26Boom Boom!
15:27My long-lost son!
15:30Daddy!
15:34Time for a visit
15:35from the FPCA!
15:37The who?
15:42Stop!
15:43This is an official inspection
15:45by the Society
15:46for the Prevention
15:47of Cruelty to Apes.
15:49Now come down here,
15:51little baby.
15:52Do you have the proper
15:54qualifications
15:54to take care
15:55of this child?
15:56What do I do?
15:57What do I do?
15:58Play along!
15:59Yeah, never mess
16:01with the SBCA!
16:03Uh, um,
16:04yes, ma'am!
16:05Well, you'll have to prove
16:07to me you're a fit parent.
16:09Can you burp him?
16:11Show him how you like
16:12to be burped,
16:13Boom Boom.
16:14Pat on back,
16:15like this!
16:17And you must always
16:19call him by name.
16:20What's your name,
16:21Sonny?
16:22Boom Boom!
16:23Woo-hoo!
16:24And most important,
16:26you must know
16:27his favorite lullaby.
16:29What's your favorite
16:30lullaby, Boom Boom?
16:31Rock-a-bye, baby!
16:34On the treetop!
16:36When the wind blows,
16:38the cradle will rock!
16:53And down will come, baby!
17:00Cradle and all!
17:03Ooh, being a daddy
17:05ain't all it's cracked up to be.
17:07Sorry, Boom Boom.
17:08That wasn't your daddy, either.
17:10Just a cheap imitation.
17:14But if that not daddy,
17:17where is he?
17:19Huh?
17:23What was that?
17:25Sounded like it came
17:26from Mount Mobius.
17:29Hey, get your own binoculars!
17:34Uh-oh.
17:36Does that big guy
17:37look familiar?
17:39Daddy!
17:42They can attack
17:43half of Mobius
17:44from up there.
17:45We gotta stop him!
17:47Come on, Boom Boom.
17:48We gotta follow him.
17:56Big climb!
17:59Where's Sonic?
18:01Sonic?
18:02Down there!
18:04Huh?
18:05Just waiting for you guys.
18:08To get out of the way.
18:10They'll be out of the way,
18:11all right.
18:12And so will you,
18:13you perpetual pest of a hedgehog.
18:18Daddy!
18:23Forget it,
18:24you simpering little Simeon.
18:25Your daddy is under my control now.
18:33As soon as I take care of you,
18:35Hedgehog,
18:36Mobius will be mine.
18:39Fire, you ape monster!
18:41Fire!
18:45Look out, Sonic!
18:47Look out, Sonic!
18:47He almost got you!
18:50I know.
18:51That thing can't be plugged in up here.
18:53It must be running on a battery.
18:55And batteries don't just keep going and going and going.
19:01Here I am.
19:03Hit me.
19:06Over here.
19:08Now, over here.
19:10I figure that battery should run out of juice right up, pal.
19:17Now.
19:19I still have the ape under my control, Hedgehog.
19:27Daddy!
19:28Daddy!
19:29No!
19:30Yes!
19:32Keep talking to him.
19:35Daddy!
19:36It's me!
19:37Boom, boom!
19:40Boom, boom!
19:48You know!
19:50Ow!
19:51Ow!
19:52Ow!
19:56Boom, boom!
19:59Boom, boom!
20:01Boom, boom!
20:03Daddy!
20:12Family reunions always get to me.
20:14Me too.
20:16No!
20:19What's the matter, Boom, boom?
20:23Boom, boom lost his rattle.
20:26There, there.
20:27Daddy get your new toy.
20:30Oh, no!
20:31No!
20:42I hate that Hedgehog!
20:57Now!
20:59Boom, boom!
21:01I'll boom, boom you, you muscle-bound ape.
21:04What's the big idea?
21:06Boom, boom gone!
21:07No problem.
21:09I'll find him for ya.
21:11The next time, don't wander off without letting your daddy know where you're gonna be.
21:15That goes for you too, pals.
21:17Always tell your folks where you're going and when you'll be back.
21:20Bad things can happen if you don't.
21:32Not gonna go.
21:40You can't.
21:46Yeah, he doesn't.
21:49Yes.
21:52Me too.
21:58Oh.
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