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It Was Prince All Along! Hollyoaks Full Episode Tuesday 14th November 2023
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00:00We slept together.
00:01You can't hide from the fact that you are gay.
00:04I am not gay.
00:06As you get older, birthdays become more...
00:09...sacred.
00:09A Scottish-themed party, I can't wait!
00:12Birthdays are expensive, aren't they?
00:14I love my dad, but I'm gonna get the cash for all that I put up.
00:17I've just been on the phone to the brewing company.
00:19They want us to be their brand ambassadors.
00:21All we've got to do is host a few parties
00:23and get people vibing with their non-alcoholic beers.
00:25They want to make it about Rimeo.
00:26It's all about him at the moment.
00:29Hashtag, couldn't murder a pile.
00:31Got your message?
00:32What message?
00:33I didn't send you...
00:35John Paul, looks like you've called us out.
01:12I'm your pan the six-themed party.
01:14He's also being downtown...
01:14It will be the best, too.
01:14So this is our home!
01:14...the box of people playing...
01:14You're in the office...
01:16...and then you're not a girl.
01:17You're out of the house!
01:17And now you're out of the house.
01:17I'm out of the house...
01:17...you're out of the house...
01:19I'm in the house!
01:24...you're out of the house!
01:26You're out of the house!
01:33The brewing company said we've got to talk about rain as well.
02:12Yo, this is messed up. Making money off someone dying. I mean, who would even...
02:16I don't get it. How can they do this?
02:18In the contract, they have a clause in it that says that they can change things at any time.
02:22But this is going too far now. We'd be incriminating ourselves.
02:24The public still think that one of us lot did it.
02:27Yeah, but since rain, nobody's been willing to touch us with a barge pole, have they?
02:33What other choice have we got?
02:34And to be fair, suspicion is bound to fall on us all, no matter what we do.
02:38Look, I can call on them right now and we can cancel.
02:41Can you? What happens if you back out?
02:45I'll start to legal trouble.
02:48Er, guys, did they show you the name of the bit?
02:52Nah, they kept it under wraps until the launch today. Why?
03:00No, they've got to be joking. That's not right.
03:05Guys, I don't know what we're going to do here. They've got us all for a barrel.
03:07Yeah. You're right.
03:10So, what are you guys going to do?
03:15You and Maxine?
03:16Not here.
03:17Then where? What are you playing at?
03:20I needed to prove a point.
03:23So, you sent the text from Maxine's phone?
03:25I did what I needed to do. I've already told you that you and I were a mistake. Nothing more.
03:30I am now back on my path.
03:33Your straight and narrow path.
03:36So, first you tell me that you have a girlfriend abroad.
03:38Then you play me.
03:40And now you're messing around with one of my friends just to prove to yourself that you're not gay.
03:43Would you keep your voice down?
03:45This isn't some sexual buffet.
03:47You don't get to just pick and choose who you want with no thought for anyone else.
03:52How could you treat Maxine like this?
03:54Two consenting adults who had a great time.
03:57You hypocrite.
03:59What if I tell her the truth?
04:02Well, you could.
04:04But then you'd miss out.
04:06On what?
04:08I've been speaking to the board and I've managed to secure funding for a full-time role here as an
04:13English teacher.
04:15You're offering me my old job back.
04:21You think you're so smart, don't you?
04:24Trying to silence me.
04:27Well, you can take your job off and you can shove it.
04:31Okay?
04:44How often do we get the same day off in an empty house?
04:48Hmm.
04:49Not often enough.
04:50I'm actually quite happy that James has moved out, if you're honest.
04:53Tell me about it.
04:54He was doing my editing.
04:55So, do you have any plans?
04:58No, but you've given me a few ideas after handing me this.
05:01Oh, right.
05:02I've just had a call.
05:03No, guys, come on.
05:05Don't you have a room?
05:06Oh, don't you?
05:08I thought you was out.
05:11What's wrong with you?
05:13I just got a call from the police.
05:15Apparently, they've still not found the person who made that fake video about me.
05:19And they've run out of leads.
05:20For now, anyway.
05:22So what, we just wait?
05:23Well, I thought the police released a statement saying the video was a fake.
05:26Yeah, they did, but no-one's believing it.
05:29And Reign's stupid fans just keep reposting it.
05:33Everyone is just ready to believe I'm the killer instead of the person who's the killer.
05:36The person that actually made that video.
05:37Yeah, but how sure are you?
05:38The person who made it is the killer.
05:40Well, it's gotta be.
05:41I mean, why else would they make the video?
05:42To frame Perry?
05:43Well, you know what?
05:44I am sick of this.
05:45I am sick of being scared all the time.
05:47I'm done with it.
05:48So what are you thinking?
05:50I can't believe I'm gonna say this, cos Reign used to talk about it all the time.
05:54I'm gonna own the narrative.
06:00Honey, I'm home!
06:02You're late.
06:04Yeah, I'm sorry I had stuff to deal with.
06:06Oh, yeah?
06:07Well, let's focus.
06:08I need my writer man on form today, cos it's gonna be a big one.
06:10Why is that?
06:11Well, that stupid event at the Love Boat's being sponsored by that tacky beer company that's trying to go viral.
06:16They've got posters up about Reign and her death.
06:19Really?
06:20It's a bit disturbing, innit?
06:21Yeah, it's a little bit naughty.
06:23However, there's an opportunity here, cos all of her fans keep coming to the village on some sort of weird
06:27pilgrimage,
06:28and I want us to be there to pick up the foot traffic.
06:30They're gonna need a drink to soothe their nerves.
06:33Oh, here he is.
06:34Why didn't you two walk up together?
06:36Oh, never mind.
06:37I hope you're feeling fit, young man.
06:38I've got a good few jobs on for you today.
06:41Erm, someone came round the house after he left.
06:44Said he wanted to talk to you. They'd been trying to contact you for ages or something.
06:46Well, erm, give us a sec, will you?
06:48Darren, just give us a sec.
06:51Erm, who?
06:52What?
06:53It's just some woman.
06:54Said she's from a company called Wayford Debt Summer.
06:57I don't know.
06:58Oh, yeah.
06:59That, erm, that's nothing.
07:00Erm,
07:01that I've got Dad's birthday to concentrate on,
07:03so I'll call them later and tell them they've made a mistake.
07:07Erm,
07:08well, I kind of told them you'd be here today.
07:11Sorry.
07:12No, it's all right. It's fine.
07:14Erm,
07:14but you'd better get to work.
07:16Tony's on one today.
07:26Well, big turnout.
07:29The blackness is actually very creepy.
07:32She's staring into my soul.
07:36Ready?
07:40This is the Daily Rinse coming at you for my first live event since our break.
07:45A big shout out to our proud sponsor, The Brewing Cow, who will be supporting us all week.
07:48And who, by the way, have a kill off new, non-alcoholic beer called The Crafty Corpse R.I.P
07:53.A.
07:54For those you miss, and those you don't.
07:56Each pack comes with an extra beer so you can either haul one out for the ones you miss,
08:00or toast to the demise of your enemies.
08:05Do you know who else would love this beer, Romeo?
08:11Yeah.
08:13Raine.
08:14Yeah, that's right.
08:15Raine used to love The Brewing Cow, and just like them, she was a polarising figure on social media,
08:20rest of her soul.
08:21You either loved her or hated her.
08:23In fact, why don't we all take a minute to pour one out for her or toast to her being
08:28gone, eh?
08:30This is so awkward.
08:31This is making my stomach turn.
08:33It's wrong on so many levels.
08:35All ratings only, and of course, please drink responsibly.
08:40Erm, should we get back to it?
08:43I don't think you'd turn up.
08:48I'm part of it above.
08:51Yeah, well, I didn't really have a choice.
08:54I'm done hiding.
09:08Hi.
09:08Oh, I've already started painting him in his room. I thought you'd forgotten.
09:11You need to listen to me, okay?
09:14You've got to stay away from Carter. He's no good for you.
09:17What are you on about?
09:19He's using you.
09:21Hang on, what makes you think I like him?
09:23Well, cos yesterday you...
09:25John Paul, it was a bit of fun.
09:27A one night stand, nothing else.
09:28I just don't want you getting your hopes up, is all.
09:31Hopes up?
09:32Look, I'm a grown woman.
09:34I'm allowed to have fun and I don't need protecting.
09:36I know, I'm not saying that...
09:40I just want to make sure you're okay.
09:41Oh, please. If you could have him, I know you would and I wouldn't blame you.
09:45Anyway, if you're not here to help me paint, I need to get on.
09:49You know, I just don't know what to do.
09:51Our Pez is going through so much, I feel powerless.
09:55Shall I keep her safe?
09:56Look, you're doing an amazing job, right?
09:58And Perry, she'll pull through.
10:00Don't catch the real killers in any way.
10:02Yeah, and what if they don't, Joel?
10:03And what if that killer comes looking for our Pez?
10:05And so what?
10:07No, we're here.
10:08We're family.
10:09They'll have to go through me first, and if they manage that, then they have to face her mum.
10:13Who is a formidable force.
10:15Take that from me.
10:18So sweet.
10:20Oh, there she is.
10:22Well, that's a girl who knows how to do Christmas.
10:24Hey, talk to which, I'm looking forward to this year.
10:26Spending it as a proper family.
10:28Why don't we volunteer at the soup kitchen?
10:30What do you think?
10:31Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
10:34Oh, God, you hate it.
10:35Oh!
10:36Well, yeah, I mean, come on.
10:38After the year we've had, I just expected us all to be on the couch and...
10:41...in our jammers and just chilling, making gingerbread houses.
10:44You know, a proper family Christmas.
10:46I mean, if you don't wake up, I'll be myself for a couple of those.
10:48Aw, are you just not spending Christmas Day together?
10:51Dave and I come bare to be apart.
10:52We have got the whole day planned out.
10:55First, a posh breakfast in bed and...
10:57Well, who knows where that'll lead.
10:59And then we're gathering everyone together for a family photo.
11:02Dave has got us matching jumpers from his mate, Dev, and that's just the morning.
11:05Mate, that is so lovely.
11:07Yeah, it is.
11:08It's our first Christmas together, so we want it to be special.
11:11Yeah, exactly.
11:12Do you know what?
11:13Maybe you can give me some tips, actually.
11:14Yeah, you free for lunch?
11:16A few drinks?
11:16Eh?
11:17Yeah.
11:17Lunch would be great.
11:18Well, it's been ages, innit, since we've had a cat chop, so...
11:21Do you know what?
11:21We'll talk about the soup kitchen later.
11:23Yeah?
11:23Okay.
11:23Yeah.
11:28You are doing a lot to prove that you didn't do it.
11:32Yeah, I have to.
11:34Look, even though the police said that video of me saying I killed Rain was fake, people
11:38still believe I did it.
11:39I'm getting threats every day.
11:41Yeah, but it's just you and Rain's history.
11:44The more that I think about it, it's just...
11:46Are you being serious?
11:48You really want to go there?
11:49Okay.
11:50Every single one of us here said we'd kill Rain at the manor.
11:53Remember?
11:55Yeah.
11:55So if I'm a suspect, then we all are.
11:58We all had motive.
11:59Perry, that's taking things too far.
12:02Is it, Hunter?
12:04She released a video of Freya trying to kiss you.
12:06That nearly ruined your teaching career.
12:08Look at it, Perry.
12:08Hang on a sec.
12:09And didn't she steal ten grand from you and your boss, leaving you to deal with it?
12:12You could have done it.
12:13Are we really doing this again?
12:15Yeah, we get it.
12:15All of us are suspects.
12:16All right, guys.
12:17This is getting out of hand.
12:18All right, little Miss Perfect.
12:20Excuse me?
12:21You know what?
12:21You've always tried to be the good girl.
12:23Who says you didn't do it, Zoe?
12:25Guys, she's a cop for crying out loud.
12:27Still hasn't solved this shit, has she?
12:28And being a detective would make it very easy to cover up a crime, wouldn't it?
12:32Can we all just calm down?
12:33No.
12:34This is so stupid.
12:35I'm out.
12:35Zoe.
12:36Don't.
12:37Look, I've taken a lot from your friends, but this?
12:39And you have the audacity to accuse me.
12:41That's where I draw the line.
12:46What's wrong with you guys?
12:47I'm out.
13:04I'm out.
13:12I'm out.
13:14swimmer but boy did he love his speedos what you doing here i can't believe you kept this a secret
13:30the job i mean it's the answer to all our prayers it's everything we need well that's if he decides
13:38to take it don't tell me you've not accepted it yet well there's a lot to think about nana what's
13:46there to think about oh it's got to be the right fit circumstances are what you make of them john
13:56paul
13:58i've left the contact on the coffee table for you to look over thank you a pleasure as always marlena
14:09sometimes i think i'll never understand you it's complicated nana oh what's complicated about this
14:19it's your old job something you've waited for for so long and with a good boss
14:26he's gone to a lot of effort to get you this job he must really want you
14:35oh yeah i can't believe your friends i never wanted to get dragged into this mess i've only
14:42ever been kind to them and tried to be there for you through this you're right you've been nothing
14:46but supportive to everyone yeah so why are they turning on me i thought they wanted me to be a
14:51part of the group they're scared and upset i mean i am too but that's no excuse they had no
14:58right to
14:58do you like that you know this is the first time in a while that i've been a part of
15:05a proper group
15:07outside of work anyway
15:10you know what sodden they don't deserve you and i don't want them in my life either
15:17hunter they're your friends yeah but i'm not gonna have them talk about my girlfriend like that
15:23you're your girlfriend
15:34you're strong you're caring and you make me feel alive so
15:45i'm i'm falling for you you're falling for me yeah i'm serious i'm done with them they forced me to
15:55choose and choose you always
16:10i choose you too
16:16i'm impressed about what look you're right about it being busy this event at the love boat
16:21yeah i'm always right well almost always besides i'm surprised we even noticed you've been so
16:26distracted yeah just got a lot on my mind darren i had an idea about jack's birthday that's great
16:33but um today's probably not the day right frank sinatra impersonator this guy is good he's known all
16:39the way from wrecks up to peterhead sounds great but it's just that we're very busy today listen um
16:45if it's about the money it's not about the money okay i want to talk about it so we can
16:49sit down together
16:57all the way you can do it
16:57garran what are you doing look i can't tell you right now there's a woman here she needs to talk
17:03to me just just cover for me okay well what do you want me to say say anything just get
17:07rid of her go go
17:08go go go oh hi uh can i help you are you mr osborne no i'm a i'm tony i
17:17uh i own this
17:17find establishment and with wayford debt collection services is mr osborne here no sadly he's not
17:25he's uh he's at the funeral doctor's funeral they're very close we're very close can you
17:33please tell mr osborne we'd like him to get in touch today if not i'll have to pay him another
17:38visit at home tomorrow thank you darren phew thank you what's going on uh oh i'll tell you later
17:55these drinks won't serve themselves will they
18:09if i accept this job what's to say that you're not just going to take it away at a moment's
18:14notice
18:14i couldn't even if i wanted to i've read your personnel file and you were a great teacher
18:24i just want to help
18:28okay
18:34i accept
18:47welcome aboard
18:50i look forward to working with you
18:55see you at the christmas party
19:07thank you charlie thanks
19:11cheers
19:11cheers
19:11i'm so glad we're doing this
19:13oh i know it's been ages i'm here
19:15right you said you wanted some tips
19:17yeah right so joel is so excited for us all to be spending christmas together
19:21oh sweet i know cute right but we have these different ideas about what makes the perfect
19:26christmas and well you and dave seem to have no trouble merging your traditions
19:30yeah i guess i've been pretty lucky with dave
19:32we're on the same wavelength about most things
19:35i reckon that's a sign of true love
19:38just like you and joel you know i'm always saying to dave that you two are a match made in
19:41heaven
19:42really yeah oh thanks send
19:44listen if you want to have the most amazing christmas
19:47all you need to do is focus on what is important
19:52presents
19:54presents yeah i need to get dave a great gift if i want to stick around
19:59but hang on are you saying joe will leave me if i get him a bad gift
20:02you know that bad gift doesn't exactly scream i know you so well you're the love of my life now
20:06does it
20:07i'd love about it
20:09uh flat white please
20:13um just get me something hot and caffeinated
20:18what oh nothing um i'm just i'm just struggling for ideas for a present for joel
20:24do you have any recommendations
20:26uh no not really i mean if it was warren ella or the twins it would be easy
20:30kids book or cash but uh joel is a more nuanced member of the family
20:36oh well thanks for your help anyway
20:39well i would say any time but uh i'd be lying
20:44don't worry i have got a plan
20:50just come and make talk to me what's this all about
20:54nothing to talk about what that scary looking debt collector's nothing to talk about
20:59yeah that's just a misunderstanding i'll sort it i can help you know i mean if you don't want my
21:04money that's fine but you can talk to me about it i mean it's tough for everyone right now
21:10how bad is it come on everyone's feeling the squeeze feeling the squeeze are you please don't
21:17pretend to know what's going on out there for the rest of us but you want to know okay it's
21:22bad
21:22it's really bad
21:31where's your mind at right now nowhere
21:39still still can't believe it went down the way it did
21:44hmm can we just watch a movie or something to forget about the day we just had
21:48great idea i think the remote is
21:53oh sorry wait
21:54who killed rain
21:56i'm the one who killed rain
21:57what is this doing on prince's laptop
22:00i'm the one who killed rain
22:02it was prince
22:02i'm the one who killed rain
22:26i'm sorry
22:38Is that for a remote controlled car?
22:40Actually, it's for none of your business.
22:44Oh, could you steal me six double A's from Tony?
22:46I know he's got a stash somewhere.
22:48Erm, I'm alright.
22:50Anyway, Hilton, I love that.
22:51Hilton?
22:52No.
22:53This is for Dave, obviously.
22:55I've got him one that looks like his van.
22:56And I'm gonna make it look exactly like it.
22:59Not scratches everything he's gonna love it.
23:01And what's he gonna do with that?
23:03Whatever he wants.
23:04Not every gift has to be practical, Charlie.
23:08We'll get ya.
23:11Hmm.