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Anita Tinkle Outshines The Competition! Hollyoaks Full Episode Thursday 9th November 2023
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00:00Say Pride!
00:01Pride!
00:02You saved my life.
00:04John Paul deserves the same.
00:06You're right.
00:08And I'll do whatever it takes.
00:10My kids are my life!
00:11They're not mine!
00:12I married you, not them!
00:13I'm going home, and don't bother coming back,
00:15because you're not welcome.
00:18Hey, this is my home!
00:20Babe, it's okay.
00:21You don't need to worry about coming back late.
00:23I'm just glad that we're okay.
00:26I love you.
01:21I vow to make him proud.
01:23I vow to be a good neighbour.
01:25I vow to live a life that is pure.
01:28Free from toxins.
01:29Sex.
01:31And sin.
01:37SOS.
01:38Come to the flat ASAP.
01:41I'm the one who killed Rain.
01:43I don't know.
01:45Well, seeing as my belligerent husband
01:47is still refusing me access to my own home,
01:49I'm about as far from alright as it's possible to be.
01:51I'm not a fan of prunes either.
01:54But needs must.
01:56Hey.
01:57I woke up in the middle of the night.
01:58It was not sunny.
02:00Where'd you go?
02:01Reach out and touch me.
02:07Someone has a spring in their step.
02:09Just following your guidelines?
02:12I'm actually helping out a friend in need.
02:15Oh.
02:16Well, I'm very pleased to hear it.
02:17I'm serious.
02:18Like, before I met you,
02:20I wasn't just treading water.
02:21I was drowning.
02:22But since your teachings,
02:24I've got a zest for life
02:25that I haven't had in a long time.
02:27Oh, keep on talking like that.
02:29You'll end up being my star pupil.
02:31Do you want to hang out later?
02:32Later will be tricky.
02:33I have a group session at the gym this evening.
02:35Oh.
02:35Well, I could come along.
02:37These men are at a more advanced stage than you are, so.
02:42Okay.
02:42But I'm free tomorrow night.
02:44If you wanted to do something then.
02:45Right.
02:46It's a date.
02:50So you was in Marlena's room?
02:53Yes.
02:54You wasn't well, was you, Nana?
02:56That's right.
02:58Sorry to hear that.
02:59What exactly was it?
03:00Acid reflux.
03:01She gets it all the time, don't you?
03:04Yeah.
03:05But Almer's here.
03:06She rubbed some ointment on it,
03:07and it's fine now.
03:10Anyway, it's your first therapy session this morning.
03:13How are you feeling?
03:14I'm a bit nervous, to be honest with you.
03:17Opening up to some stranger's gonna feel weird.
03:21I get it.
03:22But don't be nervous,
03:23cos you've got this.
03:25Hmm?
03:25Hmm.
03:26Hmm.
03:34Right, lady.
03:36I take it the reason you just lied to that nice young man
03:40is because you were up to no good last night.
03:44Oh, of course you were.
03:46Your lies have done nothing but cause mess year after year.
03:52So now you have finally met Mr. Right,
03:55you need to be careful.
04:06PHONE RINGS
04:08You're up!
04:09Are the taste buds in this household so lacking
04:11that you think this constitutes a vibrant cup of morning coffee?
04:14God, it's disgusting!
04:16I don't know how you swallow them up.
04:17Your little tantrum over?
04:19I beg your pardon?
04:21Look, we both know what the real problem is here.
04:23You and Stee.
04:25No, I don't want to talk about that.
04:26Oh!
04:26There's no point ignoring it.
04:28Look, you're messed up.
04:29Well, you can fix it.
04:30Just pick up the phone and apologise.
04:34What's that supposed to mean?
04:35It means you're in no position to tell me to do anything,
04:38seeing as you're currently defiling your late girlfriend's memory
04:40by sleeping with her brother.
04:42Strikes me you didn't love Juliet as much as she loved you.
04:46You should be ashamed of you for saying that.
04:56Hi, yeah, it's me.
05:02Look, I have a little housing dispute I need you to sort for me.
05:06Scott said there was an emergency.
05:08There is.
05:09Yeah, so basically today's the audition day for the Christmas fairy parade.
05:13Right, what's the emergency?
05:15This.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Last time I did a gig at the dog,
05:19I clearly got a bit carried away doing the dance moves to Kylie's Padam Padam.
05:22Look, I'd fix it meself, John Paul, but I've got a million and one things to do.
05:25I've got to sort me wig, I've got to sort me make-up,
05:27I've got to get the lip gloss back that I borrowed your goldie.
05:30Scott!
05:31Take a breath.
05:32Look, Sally told us that she's been teaching you how to use the sewing machine.
05:36Well...
05:36Yeah.
05:37So I thought maybe you might be able to fix it for us, please?
05:41Of course I can.
05:42Here.
05:43Ah, thanks.
05:45Yep, she gave me a nine out of ten for my baste stitching.
05:48Oh.
05:49Yeah, she marks me.
05:53Don't worry, off you go.
05:54You shall go to the ball, Cinders.
06:10Mr Westwood.
06:11Yes, Felix.
06:12Felix.
06:13Yeah.
06:18So, Felix, why do you think you're here today?
06:24Perhaps a better way to phrase that would be, what would you like to tackle during our sessions?
06:33Well, I mean, things have been a bit of a struggle lately.
06:42Things have been a bit rough.
06:44Would you like to elaborate?
06:48The truth is that I'm not really sure what I'm doing here.
06:52I mean, isn't what I'm feeling just a part of life?
06:57You know, everyone has their ups and downs, they just roll with the punches.
07:00Sometimes that's not so easy to do though, is it?
07:05No.
07:07But the problem is that I'm not really used to talking about my feelings to anyone.
07:17You know, the old school is part of it. Shut up.
07:21I mean, no one really wants to hear anyone blathering on about their problems.
07:24I know I don't.
07:25You know, I haven't really got anything to complain about, you know.
07:28Things, things are good.
07:32How are they good?
07:36I have a gorgeous, beautiful girlfriend who I love very much.
07:41Who loves me.
07:42What do you want?
07:44And a best mate.
07:46You.
07:48Who I trust with my life.
07:49I want you.
08:01So I, you know, should be living my best life.
08:06Having fun.
08:08And have you been doing that lately?
08:14Huh.
08:16So, why don't you take me back to when things started to go wrong?
08:33Yeah, when I asked you to gain entry, I thought you might pick the lock, not break the door down.
08:38But what a pigsty.
08:41Mother had turned in her grave.
08:44Yeah, before we settle up, there's one more thing I need you to do for me.
08:52Hey, how many more strings to your ball can you have?
08:56Brains, beauty, the ability to fix a zip in five seconds flight.
09:00I'd do anything for you, you know that.
09:03Oh, would you?
09:03Yeah.
09:04Yeah, of course I would.
09:05Oh.
09:10Should I be nervous?
09:12Well, I wasn't.
09:13Until she turned up.
09:16Who's that?
09:17It's Trixie Tungelash.
09:19She's the most formidable drag queen in Chester.
09:22She takes no prisoners and our barber on-liners have reduced groan men to tears.
09:28I take it you're not a fan, then.
09:30The only thing I dislike more than Trixie Tungelash is her god-awful eye shadow.
09:34But you know what, I might as well go home, I'm not gonna be...
09:36No, no, no, hey, hey, come on!
09:38She's no match for Anita Tingle.
09:40Is she?
09:42Just fix this, come on.
09:45Thanks.
09:46Perfect.
09:46All right.
10:04What, you're not even gonna say goodbye now?
10:07See ya.
10:09Why are you here?
10:10For what?
10:12We finished what I came here to do.
10:14So this thing that we've got going on,
10:17you're telling me it's just physical, is it?
10:19You know it is.
10:20Do I?
10:21Yes, you do.
10:23Okay.
10:24And what if I want more now?
10:26That cannot happen.
10:28I have made a commitment to Felix.
10:33What?
10:34It seems a funny kind of commitment.
10:38Especially after what we've just done.
10:41I need to get to the garage.
10:44But just to clear up any confusion here.
10:47This...
10:48Is just sex.
10:50Enjoy your white lass.
10:59When Martine told me she was pregnant, I am...
11:03I panicked.
11:05We were both kids ourselves.
11:12But when the triplets were born, I am...
11:19I knew I couldn't handle it.
11:23So I am...
11:28Felix.
11:29Felix.
11:30This is a safe space.
11:32Anything you tell me stays within these four walls.
11:38I did a runner.
11:42I abandoned them.
11:46I mean, what type of man does that?
11:50Especially with the childhood that I had.
11:53I knew...
11:55What it was like...
11:56To not feel wanted.
11:57But there I was doing the same thing to them.
12:03It was no more than a coward.
12:07Yeah.
12:09Years later I am.
12:13Tried to be...
12:15There for them.
12:16The best dad that they deserved.
12:22By that time it was...
12:26It was too late that...
12:29Damage was done.
12:32I understand all that must have been very traumatic for you.
12:39Felix.
12:42I'm sorry, but...
12:44I don't mean to be rude.
12:47How...
12:50Can you...
12:51Understand...
12:52That?
12:53I mean, have you ever...
12:56Abandoned your kids, ruined their lives?
12:58No.
12:58So what are we talking about here?
13:03Anxiety.
13:05Anger.
13:06Guilt.
13:08Processing those emotions and how they've shaped your life...
13:11Can lead to a significant improvement...
13:14In your current emotional well-being.
13:19So you...
13:22Think...
13:25You can fix me?
13:27Fix isn't a term I use.
13:31What I aim to do...
13:33Is help you uncover...
13:34What's blocking you...
13:36From living the life you want right now.
13:39And if the two of us go on that journey...
13:41Hopefully we can achieve that.
13:54I'm here today.
13:56I didn't kill anyone!
14:00Whoa, whoa, whoa!
14:02You alright?
14:03Yeah, I'm fine.
14:05Look...
14:05I know you didn't do it.
14:07I wish everyone else thought that.
14:09Well, listen...
14:10The truth's gonna come out eventually, innit?
14:12Yeah.
14:13Have you, um...
14:14Have you seen Romeo?
14:16Er, no, not today.
14:17Well, when you do see him, tell him that the Daily Rinse...
14:19Might have a chance...
14:21Of getting a sponsorship deal.
14:22Cool.
14:24Erm...
14:24How are you in it, by the way?
14:25Prince!
14:26Look, I won't be a nosey, I just...
14:27You know...
14:28I wish everyone would just get on with their own lives...
14:30...and leave me to get on with mine.
14:38Why'd you hear the front door open?
14:39Shh!
14:43I didn't.
14:49Oh, what's that gonna do?
14:56Who's there?
14:58Come on, then!
15:00Show yourself!
15:01Er...
15:02Don't think they're quite there yet.
15:06What are you doing here?
15:07Well, it is my home.
15:09Remember?
15:10Christmas presents!
15:14So you think you can wheezer yourself back in with a few gifts?
15:18Oh.
15:20Hope you kept the receipt.
15:21Lucas has already got a top that's similar to that one.
15:24Oh.
15:24This ain't a similar one.
15:26This is my one.
15:31Are you kicking me out?
15:33I'd like you to think of it more of a little vacation at Auntie Leela's.
15:37No, no, you're not chucking me son out!
15:39I just think we'll be able to sort out our issues if there's one less complication around.
15:42You can see yourself there now!
15:43You can't do that!
15:45Have you just called my kid a complication?
15:48Well, he is as far as I'm concerned.
15:53You two, can you, er, go to Leela's, get your tea?
15:56Bit you up in a bit.
15:56What are you gonna do?
15:57Go! Go!
15:58I'm gonna sort this out once and for all.
16:03So you reckon the audition went well?
16:05Well, I gave it me best shot, but it's in the hands of the judging panel now.
16:09Whatever happens, I would never have got there today without you and your little knight in shining armour.
16:13So, thank you.
16:16Hey, would you mind unzipping us at the back?
16:23I put it on wrong.
16:24I thought you said Sally gave you a 9 out of 10 for your base stitch.
16:27Yeah, I might have exaggerated a little bit.
16:32I've broken it, I'm sorry.
16:36Don't matter.
16:38Hey, tell you what though, it's been a while since you undressed me.
16:41Don't remind me.
16:42Oh, thanks very much.
16:44I didn't mean it like that.
16:49Scott, when we were together, I always treated you with respect, didn't I?
16:56Look, we put this to bed a long time ago.
16:59I know.
17:00It's just Carter's been teaching me about the importance of forgiveness.
17:05And I treated you terribly and you found it in your heart to forgive me.
17:12Well, you're me first love, John Paul.
17:16I was always going to forgive you.
17:20You really are a wonderful human being, you know that.
17:23Why do you always do that?
17:25Whenever anyone pays you a compliment, you just bat it away.
17:28You are fantastic.
17:33Well, I'm really not fantastic.
17:35Yes.
17:36You.
17:37Are.
17:52John Paul.
17:53John Paul, I'm really sorry.
17:59John Paul.
18:03Chucking Lucas out is long, even for you.
18:06Well, I'll take that as a compliment.
18:07You're not even remorseful, are you?
18:09Why should I be?
18:10Because he's a kid, James.
18:12What is your problem with him?
18:14It's not Lucas in particular.
18:15I'd have a problem with any disruptive or disrespectful teenager.
18:19He needs to be taken in hand.
18:20No, I'm not saying that Lucas is a saint by no means.
18:22But if anyone is going to discipline me son, it's going to be me.
18:25It ain't going to be you.
18:26I've seen your parenting style first hand.
18:28I mean, most of the time you turn a blind eye.
18:30And if you do acknowledge it, you then try and bribe them to make it better.
18:33That's not true.
18:34Yes, it is.
18:35Oh, let's go to the love boat for some cheesy chips.
18:37Oh, let's ignore what just happened and have a love cave marathon.
18:41It's a joke.
18:41Well, you're hardly parent of the year yourself, James.
18:44Look at your Romeo.
18:45He ain't exactly perfect.
18:47This isn't about Romeo and me.
18:48This is about you and your son.
18:50Okay?
18:51Lucas needed a short, sharp shock, and I'm not sorry that I was the one to give it to him.
18:54When did it happen, eh?
18:56When did what happen?
18:57When did you turn into your dad?
19:07I'm glad I caught you.
19:09Everything okay?
19:13Not really.
19:14No.
19:17Why?
19:20I messed up.
19:23Like I always do.
19:29I gave in to temptation.
19:34What did you do?
19:38Scott.
19:41Scott kissed me, and...
19:44And I reciprocated.
19:49You're really disappointed in me, aren't you?
19:53Yes.
19:57But you've come to the right person.
20:01Ah, Scott.
20:02I'm afraid if you're looking for John Paul, then you're out of luck.
20:06Oh, Scott.
20:07What's wrong?
20:10C-come on.
20:10Come on.
20:11Sit down.
20:13Oh.
20:16Something...
20:16Something happened with me and John Paul, but then he just legged it.
20:22Well, I know his behaviour isn't quite as laudable as I'd like.
20:26But I can't believe that he would actually want to upset you like this.
20:30You weren't there, Sal.
20:32This is just like how he reacted when I proposed that time and then he ran off.
20:36Why does he act like this?
20:38It just seems like he constantly stumbles from one bad decision to the next.
20:44And in doing so, help John Paul find the strength to resist and overcome his lascivious and sinful urges.
20:53Amen.
20:55Amen.
21:01I'm sorry I was so weak.
21:04It just happened so fast, you know?
21:07Lying is also a sin.
21:11You and Scott are all over the internet.
21:14What?
21:14The Christmas Fairy Parade auditions.
21:17And I don't want to add to your woes, but I read something online.
21:21There is a growing consensus that you and Scott shouldn't be involved in the running of the youth club.
21:27Because we're gay.
21:30What do you think?
21:31Well, I think it's absurd that anyone would hold that view.
21:35Okay, but then you do live in an echo chamber.
21:40I'm sorry?
21:40Well, your friends and family might be okay with the notion of you being homosexual, but...
21:45It's not a notion.
21:48You do know that, right?
21:51I think we should pray again.
21:55What are we praying for?
22:00So that he can give you the strength to turn your back on your past misdemeanors.
22:14You do know that being gay isn't a misdemeanor.
22:19Okay, but John Paul...
22:21Is that what all this is about?
22:22The meetings, the groups, the teachings?
22:27Carter.
22:31Are you practicing gay conversion therapy?
22:35Carter.
22:37A ROWC
22:38A ROWC