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Can Warren Get Over Mercedes Hollyoaks Full Episode Friday 17th November 2023
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00:00Oh, this must have been so expensive.
00:03Doesn't it look like I can't stretch to a bag?
00:05It is gorgeous.
00:07And she got my favourite biscuits as well.
00:10I haven't really got anything to complain about.
00:11You know, things... things are good.
00:14I have a beautiful girlfriend and a best mate who I trust in my life.
00:20Morgan's fine. We've had the final bill through for her medical treatment.
00:25Right.
00:26And it's £13,000.
00:27I was wondering if I could borrow some money, like a loan.
00:31But I'll pay you back as soon as Nancy gets back from the States.
00:34You can get anything you want in this life, Darren.
00:37As long as you're willing to pay the price.
00:58So, you know that I.
01:01Can't afford, surely all right.
01:06Maybe I'll pay for you.
01:08I just want to pay for you.
01:14I want to pay for you.
01:18I've got it.
01:18I really want to pay for you.
01:19I've got to pay for you.
01:19I've got to pay for you.
01:19I've got to pay for you.
01:20It has cheap and you'll pay for your future.
01:35Hey, um, when can I collect my money?
01:42When you stop acting so desperate and realise this is on my terms.
01:59Oh, whenever the parcels turn up on time, by the way, starting to think this one was stolen.
02:06Party wasn't the same without Nancy.
02:09Yeah, she rang before to see how it went.
02:12Oh, it's lovely. How is she?
02:15Yeah, she's good.
02:18Look, Dad, erm, I've got a shootout.
02:20Places to go, looking forward to meeting, how it is.
02:24Karen.
02:27Look, stop worrying, OK?
02:29I've got to get out there and step up for my family and that's what I'm going to do.
02:35See you later.
02:39Ella looks like she's having the time of her life in LA.
02:43She sent me some amazing pictures.
02:46Have you spoken to her yet?
02:48Let the girl have a holiday.
02:49The holiday you paid for because you can't be bothered to get to know your own daughter.
02:53She said she was missing her mum.
02:55Do you mean the mum who abandoned her so that she could teach yoga to a bunch of hippies?
03:01Well, you can't choose your parents, can you?
03:03Well, we're in a delightful mood this morning.
03:06Is there something you're not telling me?
03:08No.
03:08Are you sure?
03:09Just drop it, will you?
03:11Fine.
03:12Much as I would love to stay and be barked at by you, I have a meeting.
03:18Who will?
03:19Well, you have your secrets and I have mine.
03:28Well, that's a good deed done for the day.
03:31So nice seeing all the faiths in the community come together for that.
03:34Oh, and Zane said thank you very much for being so generous.
03:37Aw.
03:38Mm.
03:39Well, Daniel's grown out of his old toys.
03:41So, someone else may as well benefit from them.
03:44Surprised he was ready to say goodbye to Mr Stinky, though.
03:46Who?
03:48His little bunny.
03:49He's got one ear.
03:50Stinks.
03:51So cute.
03:51Oh.
03:53Hey, what else is in the box?
03:54We had a tonne.
03:55What?
03:55Just a few soft toys and maybe a few clothes.
03:59Ooh.
04:00You mean this one?
04:04What's that doing there?
04:05That's the one you're supposed to give to Zane?
04:06You said take the black box by the bed.
04:09Are you joking?
04:12No.
04:12Not that one.
04:13What?
04:14A special toy box?
04:15The one that doesn't leave the bedroom unless we go for a weekend away?
04:18No, no.
04:19That box is purple.
04:20I got another one.
04:20I got a new box, right?
04:22A black one that stays by the bed.
04:23They had an offer at...
04:24Oh, no.
04:25The nons go through all the donations by hand.
04:27You need to get that box back straight away before Mother Superior has the shock of her
04:31life.
04:31Come on, you had one job.
04:32Oh!
04:33Well, you should have told me to put something in there.
04:39OK.
04:40This time.
04:41But you tell him that next time I won't be so understanding.
04:46And I don't want to hear any whimpering.
04:48It scares the customers.
04:50Staffing issues.
04:55Do you have the money?
04:57I'm not a cash point, Darren.
04:59We discussed the terms of the offer before any transaction.
05:03Yeah, it's just...
05:04I'm desperate.
05:06I wouldn't be here if I wasn't.
05:07Just as well I'm not easily offended.
05:11You said you could help me.
05:12And I can.
05:13So, the agreed amount, repaid in full, plus an additional 50%.
05:2250%?
05:23And if it's not paid off, I seize any viable assets.
05:26Like what?
05:27Well, something of significant enough value to clear the debt.
05:31Your house.
05:32Do you know, actually, that could be a useful base of operations.
05:35No one would suspect a dull suburban semi.
05:39Yeah, well, that can't happen.
05:41Those are my terms.
05:43Take it or leave it.
05:45Do we have a deal?
05:47What deal?
05:58Felix is out on a call.
06:00Shoot out one.
06:02Seriously?
06:03I saw the photos.
06:04You look happy.
06:05Yes, we are.
06:07So, what is the problem?
06:09I can't stop thinking about...
06:13Ella.
06:15Norma's giving me grief for sending her away.
06:18Yeah, well, you had no choice.
06:19She'd have blabbed.
06:20The longer she stays in La La Land, the better.
06:23Have you forgotten what it's like to be separated from your kid?
06:26You've known that little brat five minutes.
06:28You've known Felix for decades.
06:30So, come on.
06:32Who's more important, Warren?
06:35Can't keep away, can you?
06:37Hey, baby.
06:38Hey.
06:40Missed you.
06:41Missed you.
06:42Guy doesn't work anymore, but he's still hanging around.
06:45Like a bad rash.
06:47To what do we owe the pleasure?
06:49I've been having a few problems with my car.
06:51I'm looking for a decent mechanic.
06:53Do you know what I mean?
06:54You're funny.
06:57Mercedes, you can fit Warren in for a fiddle under the bonnet, can't you?
07:00Sure.
07:02Anyway, how are you doing?
07:04Same as I was when you asked at breakfast.
07:06This one.
07:08Sport me rotten this morning.
07:10Coffee.
07:10Eggs Royale.
07:12In bed.
07:12I just want to look after my handsome man.
07:14Let him know that I'm proud of him for all this therapy and that.
07:17Could I die without you?
07:18Yeah.
07:18Well, you'll always have me in your corner.
07:22You both.
07:24Hey, what's going on, bro?
07:25You look a bit meh.
07:29You don't worry about my problems.
07:31You got enough on your plate.
07:33We haven't had a catch-up in ages.
07:36Let's do something today.
07:38Just us.
07:40Baby.
07:42Clear the diary.
07:43Fox and I are going to have a boys' day out.
07:46Okay.
07:47Don't get up to anything I wouldn't.
07:52Listen, I'm going to go get change and sort myself out.
07:54See you later.
07:55Okay.
08:04Delivery's done for the day.
08:05Hardly.
08:06Yet you're here reading the paper.
08:08Hey, I'm entitled to a break and I want to make sure that Dave's handy jobs keeps going.
08:13Takes a lot of stamina.
08:14Well, it's me in designer gear and I can have that watch that I've got my hand for Christmas then.
08:20You can work as hard as you like.
08:23Hmm?
08:24What?
08:25Oh!
08:27There's a hole!
08:28Look!
08:29Get a needle and thread and sew it.
08:32I will pretend you didn't just say that.
08:35I'm going to send it back anymore.
08:37Hey, no.
08:38Don't.
08:38Don't do that.
08:39You can fix it.
08:40It's mendable.
08:42Lizzie has a sewing machine.
08:44Dad, why are you being weird?
08:45Just take the parcel back?
08:46You're a courier.
08:47It's part of your job.
08:48You've still got the packaging, haven't you?
08:52Dave?
08:54Okay.
08:55About the dressing gown, it wasn't meant for us.
09:00We, erm, sort of took it.
09:06Darren.
09:07Please don't do this.
09:09I can't pay Morgan's medical bills.
09:12We could lose everything.
09:14Okay?
09:14But taking dirty cash isn't the answer.
09:17Perhaps there's another way.
09:19I need a delivery to be made.
09:21If you carry it out with efficiency and discretion,
09:25you can continue working for me until I consider your debt is settled.
09:30Go on, mate.
09:30This ain't worth the hassle.
09:31This isn't you.
09:32I'm not providing for my kids.
09:34I'm letting everyone down.
09:35Is that me?
09:35Ethan, your concern is touching.
09:37But stay out of this.
09:39My family's counting on me.
09:40Okay, but what good are you to them in jail?
09:42I don't think you know who you're dealing with here.
09:48I'm in.
10:00Hey, listen.
10:01I'll grab the box of tricks, you distract her.
10:03How am I going to start?
10:04I don't know.
10:04Start a debate or something.
10:07Hey!
10:08Thanks for helping out.
10:09Can't believe the response.
10:11It's amazing what people find when they start poking around under their beds.
10:13Oh.
10:15Yeah.
10:15So you haven't opened the boxes yet, then?
10:18Just getting round to it.
10:19This stuff's going to bring people a lot of joy.
10:23Hey, do you mind if we take this one?
10:27Only we forgot to put some stuff in it, that's right.
10:30Oh, just bring an extra box down later?
10:31No.
10:32We can't.
10:33We haven't got any extra boxes, so we'll just take this one.
10:38Let it go, sister!
10:41Sorry.
10:42I should have said we're not accepting electrical or battery operated goods.
10:50Found our one.
10:51It's fine.
10:51We can leave.
10:53Keep up the great work.
10:55Amazing.
10:55See you.
10:56Fine.
10:56Maybe.
11:07Gents.
11:09Bag.
11:14I'll open it.
11:24This don't look like the amount we agreed.
11:25What?
11:26Will you give your boss a message for me?
11:28Yeah.
11:29Whatever.
11:29Yeah.
11:32Would you like me to write it down?
11:36Hey!
11:37What are you playing at?
11:39Oh, if it ain't Mummy's boy and his little chum.
11:44Mummy's boy, eh?
11:45Here you go.
11:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:50Get off me!
11:50Warren, he always overreacts.
11:52No violence, all right?
12:00Now do one!
12:07Darren, what's going on?
12:08I was just doing a job for Norma.
12:10It's supposed to be just a quick delivery.
12:12What?
12:13How long have you been working for Norma?
12:15Look, I've had the bill through for Morgan's treatment and I'm skin, okay?
12:17I didn't know what else to do.
12:19You are way out of your depth here, mate.
12:21I know, but I told Norma I could handle it, all right?
12:23And now I've messed it all up.
12:24I'm probably going to end up at the bottom of the River Dee.
12:26Hey.
12:27You don't worry about Norma.
12:28You leave her to me.
12:30Don't worry there'll be no comebacks.
12:32You've got to talk to Jack and the kids.
12:34You've got a family that loves you.
12:36And they need you alive.
12:38Thanks.
12:48I can't believe you stole a parcel.
12:51Right.
12:52We all know people get click happy this time of year.
12:55If it doesn't show up, they'll either forget about it or they'll get a refund.
12:59That makes it all right.
13:00You could put people out of business.
13:01It was wrong.
13:02I'm sorry, okay?
13:03But it just drives me mad, the amount of things that go unclaimed.
13:08You know, it actually felt good to be able to treat my family.
13:12You can get into serious trouble for this.
13:14Look, I'm the one who made the mistake.
13:17Don't you, Dad?
13:18I was just trying to do something nice.
13:20It's just, you know, it's one item.
13:22What's the harm?
13:23How about you could get sacked?
13:24Or even arrested just before Christmas?
13:27This is so irresponsible.
13:29Okay.
13:30I'm sorry.
13:31And I won't do it again.
13:33Promise.
13:38What did you think we were going to do on a boys' day out?
13:40Get our nails done?
13:42I don't know.
13:43Just not that.
13:46Sorry, mate.
13:48I didn't think.
13:49The whole violence thing, it's not set you back, is it?
13:53No, no, no.
13:54I mean, I couldn't exactly just stand there and do nothing.
13:56Besides, that was classic Warren Fox.
13:59Do one.
14:00Shut up.
14:01I don't sort of like that.
14:02Well, yeah, I mean, kind of.
14:04Yeah, it took me back to the old times.
14:05It felt good.
14:07What's with all the nostalgia?
14:09About the therapy talking?
14:11You are still going, aren't you?
14:13Yeah.
14:14It's just...
14:15Me and the therapist, I'm not exactly clicking.
14:18Don't know how much good it's actually doing.
14:20You never said.
14:22When things went down,
14:24Mercedes was my rock.
14:28Yeah.
14:29It's a lot easier opening up to her than it is a stranger.
14:33Well, as long as you're opening up to someone.
14:37Things have...
14:38Things have changed with me and Mercy.
14:40She can't do enough for me.
14:43It's like we're really connected.
14:45It's a bit soppy for me, that, mate.
14:48What I'm saying is that I understand why she turned down my marriage proposal.
14:53I mean, I was a mess.
14:55It wasn't the right time.
14:56But now, we are closer than ever.
15:00You know, I don't think I would have got through it without her.
15:03And you.
15:05You two are like the most important people in my life.
15:13Darren.
15:14Will you stop being so pig-headed and answer the phone?
15:16Just let me know you're alright.
15:20I've just tried calling you.
15:22Yeah.
15:23I'm busy.
15:24I'm presuming the delivery didn't go as planned, did it?
15:27Give it a rest, will you?
15:28Don't give it the, I told you so, shout.
15:30What do you need?
15:31The hospital?
15:33Lucky you got a bit out of hand, alright?
15:35The people I was delivering to had beef with Norma.
15:37They took it out on me. It's no biggie.
15:38Yeah, Darren, everyone has beef with Norma.
15:40Alright? And if you carry on working for her,
15:42you can have beef with them and all.
15:44Yeah, well...
15:44Felix and Warren turned up and they sorted it out.
15:47Yeah, well, you're lucky they did, alright?
15:48You could have been dead in a ditch.
15:49Yeah, I get it. Blah, blah, blah.
15:51But you were right. I was wrong.
15:52I made another bad decision, okay?
15:54Yeah, I'm sorry, okay?
15:55Don't beat yourself up over it.
15:57No.
15:58I'll let Norma's mates do that, shall I?
16:01Darren, does...
16:03Does Jack know how bad things have got, you know, money-wise?
16:05Look, this is my mess, okay?
16:07But he wouldn't want you putting yourself in danger, would he?
16:09Just back off, alright?
16:11I'm gonna handle this my way.
16:14Come on, mate.
16:16Darren!
16:25Yeah, it's me.
16:27Right, there's something you need to know.
16:29It's about Darren.
16:34Don't.
16:36Hey, you're brave, you, you know.
16:38Taking on a nun, they're made of strong stuff.
16:40Well, they'd have to be, wouldn't they, if they saw what was inside that box?
16:43I mean, how could I be so daft?
16:46Oh, come on, it just proves that you're not this goody two-shoes all the time.
16:49What did you really think, though, of me?
16:52Well, yeah, I just mean, like, I've never been with a decent bloke before, have I?
16:56So, I was starting to question whether we were compatible.
16:59Do you still think that?
17:01Oh, now I know you're floored-a-legged.
17:06Oh, that better not be that mardy nun.
17:08Imagine.
17:11Oh, what the...?
17:13Someone's delivered a load of wood here.
17:15Oh, brilliant.
17:16What, you ordered it?
17:17Oh, yeah.
17:18You know, instead of just getting your cocktail mixing kit for Christmas, I thought I'd go one better.
17:22Build your own cocktail bar.
17:24Oh.
17:28Tony charges more for hot chocolate than he does for mulled wine.
17:31Cost a living.
17:32Right.
17:33I'm back on duty soon, but before I go...
17:36Elliot, this took your fancy.
17:38Oh, Mason's right.
17:40You really can't do this again.
17:41I've told you before that no-one's gonna notice if the odd thing goes missing.
17:45Look, look, hey.
17:46This is one of these fancy watches you've had your eye on.
17:48The package is open.
17:49Is it one of those silver ones?
17:51That will go really nice with those earrings I borrowed from Ella.
17:54Oh, I see.
17:54And I'm not the only one helping myself, okay?
17:57Think of it like a perk of the job.
18:00I'm going to the loo.
18:03But when I come back, I suppose a cheeky rifle through that bag won't hurt anyone.
18:13Um...
18:16Dave, um...
18:17Pearl's ordered some parcel. She's been waiting all day for it.
18:20I don't suppose it's in your bag, Bear.
18:23Oh.
18:24No, no, no, no.
18:26This, um...
18:27This stuff's all for the other side of town, man.
18:30She ordered a posh watch on a Black Friday offer.
18:35Now, for Sharon's Christmas present.
18:37It's pretty livid as it showed up.
18:38Yeah, sure.
18:39I mean, it's typical.
18:41Everyone loves a deal, right?
18:42I mean, at the moment I'm, you know, delivering laptops, consoles, designer threads.
18:48Oh, you're like the Santa of Hollyoaks with all the goodies on your sleeve.
18:51Yeah.
18:52Yeah, I guess I am.
18:54Yeah, I'm telling you, man, the stuff on that van's worth an absolute fortune.
18:57And every day it gets topped up again and again and again.
19:00Got a lot of Black Friday.
19:03Yeah.
19:07What's that?
19:12Have you had from Darren?
19:14What are you two giggling at now?
19:16You and Frankie have gone viral.
19:18You really topped your party off with a swing, didn't he?
19:21Oh, no.
19:22I forgot what he did with the tie.
19:26There you are.
19:27Ethan called.
19:29Why have you been to see Norma?
19:32He had no right in telling you that.
19:33He's worried about you.
19:35Are you that desperate for money?
19:36Please tell me you have not got involved with that woman.
19:40Darren, do not walk away.
19:41I want to talk to you.
19:43Well, you'd be better off if I did.
19:44All right?
19:47Come on, son.
19:48Tell me what's going on.
19:51I should be the one helping this family.
19:54Not driving it into further mess.
19:57We can help.
20:00I don't want you worrying about money and stuff like that, but...
20:05I thought it's bad.
20:07It's really bad.
20:11And I've just made it a whole lot worse.
20:13Darren, what have you done?
20:18I'm sorry.
20:20I'm sorry.
20:30I'm sorry.
20:31Darren Osborne is a straight member.
20:34So why are you sending him out on dodgy jobs like that?
20:36He needed help, so I made him an offer.
20:38It's just business.
20:40I've got the perfect crime.
20:42You only went out for biz.
20:44There is a van out there in the village full of deliveries for Black Friday.
20:47Ready for the taking.
20:49All right?
20:49We take the stuff, sell it.
20:51It's like taking Kenny from her baby.
20:53Who's tipped you off?
20:54Dave.
20:55Dave the postman.
20:56I thought he was the handyman now.
20:58Doesn't matter what he does.
20:59Dave is so laid back he should be horizontal.
21:01Look, we wait for him to leave the depot tomorrow morning,
21:04wait for the van to be unattended and ka-ching.
21:08Sounds a bit low rent.
21:10Low risk.
21:11Easiest haul ever.
21:13Come on, mate.
21:14I mean, we felt so alive when we sent those guys back in today.
21:17You know, we were just warming up.
21:19Get back in the game.
21:20Will you two have fun?
21:21You can count me out.
21:23Why tomorrow?
21:24What's the horror?
21:25All right, Alec.
21:26I guess there is an ulterior motive.
21:29Look, I wanted the money so I could buy an engagement ring.
21:32A decent one.
21:33Yeah, but she's already...
21:33Like I said, you know, it was bad timing.
21:36But we're in a good place right now and I'm in the best place.
21:39I don't want to let her go.
21:41So what are you saying?
21:43I'm saying that I'm going to ask Mercedes to get married,
21:45she's going to say yes, and you as my best mate,
21:48are you going to help me?
21:59with that one.
22:10Beating with your uncle.
22:12Your uncle, your friend,
22:14I'm gone too long.
22:15The èx%amine.
22:16See you later.
22:17Thank you very much.
22:17Yeah.
22:19You're not good.
22:20One night.
22:22This was the one night...
22:47I'll see you next time.