00:00We've waited nine long, arduous days, tried to figure out the difference between a pinky and a metacarpal.
00:06Fat Horse just came around to it. We reported four days ago.
00:09I think she's breaking news on Get Up this morning that Mitchell Robinson did not break his pinky.
00:16He broke this part of his pinky, the fifth metacarpal.
00:22That was reported the day they announced that he had a broken metacarpal.
00:26Matter of fact, Mike Brown came out nine days ago, it seems like, and said that he broke his fifth
00:33metacarpal, which is at the base of the pinky, right?
00:36Right.
00:36But that's Brian Windhorst for you.
00:39I think she's breaking news this morning by saying, it's not a broken pinky, it's a broken hand.
00:45Jackass, did you see the video yesterday of Mitchell Robinson out on the court, shooting the ball effortlessly,
00:52passing the ball, catching the ball, and dribbling the ball?
00:56I know he's listed as questionable.
00:58That's what we call gamesmanship.
01:01The New York Knicks have zero responsibility to tell the San Antonio Spurs the status of Mitchell Robinson,
01:09other than they acknowledge he broke his finger, the base of it, in between the base of the pinky and
01:16the wrist.
01:17That's where the fifth metacarpal is, as originally reported.
01:20That's not breaking news this morning on ESPN.
01:23And the Knicks now are playing the game.
01:26And the game is, he's got an injury, and he's questionable.
01:30Let me tell you what's really going on now, because I happen to know.
01:35Mitchell Robinson is playing tonight in game one.
01:39And I'm sick and tired of all these people who are now Johnny-come-latelys to the Knick party and
01:46to the NBA,
01:47guys that only show up like Ethan, for that matter, in playoff time,
01:51and don't watch a game in November, December, January, February, March, or April,
01:55and then decide that they are the experts on all things basketball.
02:00If you're picking the Knicks to win this in six, stay on the porch with the dogs, all right?
02:06What?
02:07If you're picking the Spurs to win this in seven, stay on your porch with the dogs where you can
02:12be protected.
02:13Huh?
02:14Have some balls.
02:15Make a prediction that you want to make.
02:17And say it with your chest.
02:19Okay.
02:19Don't be one of those guys that goes, well, you know, I think it's going to be a really good
02:22series on,
02:23you know, I can see you're going seven, so I'm going to take the Spurs in seven.
02:27Because when you take the Spurs in seven, let me walk you through the mental aspect, though, okay?
02:34Because they couldn't possibly actually think that.
02:36No, they don't think that.
02:37They have to be.
02:38They're scared.
02:38They belong on the porch.
02:40Okay.
02:40All right, buy yourself a Rottweiler and stay on the porch where the dog can protect you.
02:44Uh-huh.
02:44Don't run the fields with the guys.
02:46Okay.
02:46All right?
02:46Like, be the soft yellow belly, the punk you are, and stay on the porch.
02:51Let the men hunt and gather.
02:53Okay.
02:53If I may, okay?
02:54And also, people that say Nixon's six.
02:56Yeah, same people.
02:57They don't believe it.
02:58Same people.
02:59They don't.
02:59They're afraid to speak it with their chest.
03:02Okay.
03:02They're afraid to come out and say what they really feel.
03:04So you're going to make your prediction.
03:05I am right now.
03:06Let me walk you through what a guy's really thinking when he says Spurs in seven.
03:11All right.
03:11He doesn't want to offend the New York fan base.
03:13When you say Spurs in seven, you really think Spurs in five, but you don't have the balls
03:18to say it.
03:19What?
03:19Okay.
03:20Because when it all comes out, if the Spurs win in any amount of games, you can lay claim
03:25to saying, I had the Spurs.
03:27I picked the Spurs.
03:28If the Knicks win it, let's just say in six or seven, you can say, told you it was going
03:32to be a tight series.
03:33I had that all along.
03:34It's like you win either way.
03:36Yeah.
03:36It means you have no balls.
03:38It means you belong on the porch with a Rottweiler to protect you.
03:41Right.
03:41Okay?
03:42I prefer a pit bull, but sure.
03:43So the prediction is, and there's only one prediction, mine.
03:46It's only a prediction that matters.
03:48It's not true.
03:48Because I've gotten every prediction right in this postseason.
03:51You have not.
03:51And I'm making a prediction at the end of the show.
03:53That's fine.
03:54You have not got them all right.
03:54I'm going to lead you.
03:56I'm hopefully going to lead you to the light.
03:58I'm going to be like Moses.
03:59And you're going to be the Jews.
04:01And I'm going to separate the Red Sea for you.
04:03I'm going to hold your hand where you and I are going to sing Kumbaya together.
04:09Kumbaya.
04:10And we're going to walk into the Red Sea as it parts, because I said it should part.
04:16Okay.
04:16That's where I am right now.
04:17All right.
04:18All right.
04:19This series will not go past five games.
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