00:00MUSIC
00:06All right! It's Saturday!
00:09Whee-hoo!
00:16Steady on!
00:18It's not our fault, Mum.
00:20There's stuff everywhere.
00:23What's going on here?
00:25We're having a spring clean.
00:27Oh, good. Then perhaps you can help me find my teapot.
00:31I think I left it here last time.
00:34All right, Gran.
00:35Dennis, you can fill this box with stuff for the charity shop.
00:39But it's Saturday!
00:41And after that, tidy your room.
00:45You two! Go on!
00:47Oh!
00:48There's stuff here I haven't looked at for ages.
00:52Magnifying glass,
00:53sunglasses,
00:55notebook,
00:56old brown coat,
00:58how to crack crimes
01:00and solve mysteries.
01:02The mystery is why I bought the book in the first place.
01:05How to solve mysteries!
01:08Cool!
01:12There!
01:13Now for a sit-down and a nice cup of tea.
01:16Oh, yes.
01:18Did you find my teapot?
01:20But you can't miss it. It's bright red.
01:23Oh, I think I might have put it in the charity box out the back.
01:28What are you up to?
01:31Nothing for you to worry about, sweet cheeks.
01:35Oh, where's my teapot?
01:40It's a mystery.
01:42A mystery, eh?
01:44Sounds like a job for Dennis P.I.
01:47P what?
01:48Private Investigator.
01:50Here to solve the mystery of the missing teapot.
01:58This afternoon I'm supposed to be having tea with a gentleman I haven't seen for 36 years.
02:04Oh, and I really need this particular teapot.
02:07Well, I'd say there's a good chance your teapot has been swiped.
02:11Snaffled!
02:12Stolen!
02:16Do you have anything that might help us pick up the scent?
02:22What about this old teapag?
02:24Aha!
02:25Perfect!
02:27Copper whiff of that natural pal and she, if you can, sniff out the culprit.
02:35To the treehouse!
02:41Who keeps doing that?
02:47Right.
02:48That's warmed us up.
02:49Ready for the Colonel's tea party.
02:57Nice work, Gnasher.
02:59Looks like the trail might end right here.
03:04So that's what Gnasher was after.
03:08Hey!
03:09That's my pie!
03:10But you can see everything from up here.
03:13Pie Face, have you seen anyone with a red teapot?
03:17What was it like again?
03:19You know, like...
03:21And red!
03:22Oh, yeah.
03:23I saw someone with one of those.
03:25And what did this person look like?
03:28Well, it was a boy with black hair, shorts and a big smile.
03:36That can't be right!
03:38You're describing me!
03:39Oh, OK.
03:42Er...
03:42Er...
03:43He had...
03:43Tidy air...
03:45Er...
03:46And glasses...
03:47Oh!
03:48And a bow tie!
03:49I think we've found our thief!
03:55Tom-ti-tom-ti-tom-tom!
03:58Tra-da!
04:00Ha!
04:00Ah-ha!
04:01Hand over the teapot, Walter!
04:04Er...
04:04I have no idea what you're talking about!
04:08Come on!
04:09I know you've got it!
04:11Dennis!
04:12Hang on!
04:13You're going about this all the wrong way!
04:15Thank goodness one of you is making sense!
04:18Grr!
04:21Grr!
04:23Grr!
04:23Grr!
04:23Grr!
04:24OK, teapot rustler!
04:26Where's the loot?
04:27If you don't tell us, the flower gets it!
04:30Right, Nipper?
04:31Grr!
04:32Grr!
04:33Teapot?
04:34Loot?
04:35I don't understand!
04:37Don't play the fool with me!
04:38A reliable witness claims to have seen you with my best red teapot!
04:43Er...
04:44Gran!
04:45Ah!
04:46Here, boy!
04:48Grr!
04:48Grr!
04:50If it's a teapot you're looking for, Mrs Creature has a vast collection!
04:55Grr!
04:56Grr!
04:57Grr!
04:57Grr!
04:58Grr!
04:59Ah!
05:00This is the life!
05:02Nice and quiet!
05:03A pot of tea and no...
05:07Dennis!
05:08What are you doing in school on a Saturday?
05:11I might ask you the same question.
05:13Teaching doesn't recognise weekends.
05:15Is that right?
05:18So what can you teach me about this teapot?
05:22That?
05:23It's nothing.
05:25Just a teapot.
05:27Hmm.
05:28Could be a respray job.
05:31Whoopsie!
05:31No!
05:33No!
05:33OK, OK.
05:35It's my second best teapot.
05:37That's all.
05:38Second best?
05:39You have more than one?
05:41Sure!
05:44I've got lots of teapots.
05:46I've got lots of teapots!
05:47Oh!
05:49We're not just looking for any teapot.
05:52We're looking for...
05:56One like this!
06:00This is not my teapot.
06:03No, but that's my steak.
06:06Why would anyone keep a steak in a teapot?
06:09It was frozen.
06:11I put it in there to thaw out.
06:13But if you've lost a teapot, try the Colonel.
06:17He's having a big tea party.
06:20Thanks, Dollfish.
06:21But you're not out of the frame until we've found our teapot.
06:25So, don't even think about doing a runner and leaving town.
06:32I mean, thanks, Mrs Creature.
06:41Oh!
06:51Oh, sorry.
06:52You can't come in here.
06:53Er...
06:53Colonel's orders.
06:55No Dennis.
06:56Oh, come on!
06:58Since when did you take orders from the Colonel?
07:00Oh, ever since he promised me a slap-up tea.
07:03Dainty sandwiches cut up all nice.
07:05Cream slice.
07:06Lemon drizzle cake.
07:08Sticky buns.
07:08With sprinkles.
07:11Oh, no, you don't.
07:13But I'm an investigator.
07:15We're on the same side.
07:17Solving mysteries.
07:19Busting crooks.
07:20Enforcing the law.
07:22No Dennis.
07:24That's the law.
07:26And definitely no dogs.
07:30Good afternoon, Sergeant.
07:33Oh, you do look well today.
07:35Oh, why.
07:37I might say the same about you.
07:40Oh, splendid hat, by the way.
07:43Oh!
07:44I'll be sure to save a bun or three for you, Sergeant.
07:48Oh, it's a bit more than I am a student.
07:48Oh, he-he-he-he.
07:49Oh, yes, yes, yes.
07:51Five.
07:52Four.
07:53Three.
07:54Two.
07:56One!
07:58Come back here, you thieving mutt!
08:02All that dog of yours sniffed out with some sausages.
08:06But no teapot!
08:07That's right, no teapot!
08:10Then we're all out of clues.
08:12Nothing else to do but go back and re-examine the crime scene.
08:18So, what about your tea date?
08:21I guess I'll just have to keep him waiting for another 36 years.
08:27No way!
08:28We have to get to the bottom of this.
08:30Wait! Look!
08:35The teapot!
08:37The teapot! No!
08:41Hey! What are you doing?
08:45Oh, Gran! I'm really sorry!
08:51It's all right, Dennis.
08:53You see, it wasn't the teapot I was after.
08:56It was what was inside the teapot.
09:01Oh, my best choppers!
09:04Oh, just in time!
09:11Here comes my date!
09:17Hello, sweet cheeks!
09:20Oh, I can recognise that smile a mile away!
09:23Put over, Amigo!
09:28Thanks, Dennis!
09:29Oh, you're a brilliant investigator!
09:33It's been a blast!
09:36It's been a blast!
09:36It sure has!
09:38Sweet cheeks!
09:45What happened to my lawn?
09:47Well, it all started with a missing teapot!
09:52Save it for when you've tidied your room, Dennis!
09:54Like I asked you to do this morning!
09:59Oh, parents!
10:01That's one mystery I'll never solve!
10:05Playing by the rules
10:08It's highly overrated
10:11Unstoppable! Unstoppable! Yeah!
10:14Yeah!
