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Hollyoaks 1st June 2026
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00:00It was my idea to hide.
00:01They invited Caleb round and...
00:02Well, that's not going to happen, Frankie. You need to stop him.
00:04Do you fancy a tour around the village instead?
00:07Sounds good.
00:08They are hiding him in that house.
00:10And when everyone's at Diane's funeral tomorrow,
00:12I'm going to go in there and I'm going to drag him out.
00:14Diane wanted me to give you something.
00:15She wrote each one of you a letter to read on the day of the funeral.
00:20Listen, tomorrow is going to be heartbreaking.
00:23But you're not alone, OK?
00:26Thanks, Lena.
01:04Dear Tony,
01:06the love of my life,
01:07my rock,
01:08and my best friend.
01:12I'm not sure what I can say that'll help you get through today.
01:16I can only imagine how hard it's going to be to say goodbye.
01:20And in a way, I'm thankful I'm not in your shoes.
01:22I don't think I could bear it.
01:25I'm putting them on the train to Newcastle.
01:27No!
01:28I've been through so much together,
01:30you and I.
01:32It must feel like the end of the world.
01:35But endings can also be beginnings.
01:38Are you sure you don't want me to come with you?
01:41No.
01:42It's OK.
01:43I was a trauma and grief.
01:44Beautiful things can grow and blossom.
01:50And I know you don't want to hear this right now.
01:53But I don't want you to suffer alone.
01:57Dee Dee?
01:59You all right in there, darling?
02:01Yeah.
02:02Sorry, I'll be out in a minute.
02:15I, er...
02:16I've got something to share with you all.
02:20Your mum...
02:22She wrote us all a letter before she passed for today.
02:25I guess she wanted to offer us some words of support.
02:27Help us get through it.
02:30I thought we could read them all together.
02:38I'm going to take them to five of them.
02:40This is Eva's.
02:41Where's mine?
02:50And where do you think you are going?
02:53I don't like your tone, Mr Keane.
02:54But if you must know, I'm going for a facial.
02:58So, you won't be needing this.
03:02I actually already paid Vicky when I booked it.
03:05Really?
03:06Right, well, now I know you're lying
03:07because all the shops around here are closed today.
03:09Out of respect for Diane.
03:11Come on, Beth.
03:12We've discussed this.
03:13You can't just keep going round snooping on the Osborns.
03:16Then Caleb can go.
03:18You can pretend you're visiting Frankie.
03:19You two are cosy now, aren't you?
03:20Which is exactly why I'm not going to go and spy on her.
03:23What's the matter, Caleb?
03:25Scared that she's lying to you again?
03:28Over my dead body, is he going to Newcastle?
03:30Or anywhere else for that matter?
03:31He can't hide in the attic forever.
03:33It's only a matter of time before someone works it out.
03:35And by someone, you mean Beth.
03:36Oh, Beth.
03:37Dad.
03:38The police.
03:40He's going to go to prison.
03:42You haven't thought this through.
03:44I mean, where's he going to live?
03:45How's he going to support himself?
03:46He can't get a job.
03:47I mean, he can barely cope now.
03:49How is he going to cope on his own?
03:50I'm not going to be on my own.
03:52I'm staying with a mate from college.
03:54Oh, so that's it, is it?
03:56It's just bye-bye.
03:57Look, the train's in 40 minutes.
03:59Okay, he's going to take my car, drive it to the station,
04:01leave the cab there.
04:03That way we can go to the funeral.
04:04No one suspects anything.
04:06No.
04:07Nancy, it is the only way.
04:11It is the only way.
04:14If I get caught, I don't want you to get in any trouble.
04:20I hate this.
04:24But I love you.
04:33What's the hold on?
04:34Dad's lost his letter.
04:35What?
04:36What letter?
04:37Leela gave me a bunch of letters from Diane.
04:38I was supposed to read them on the morning of the funeral,
04:40but now mine's gone missing.
04:42Are you sure she wrote you one?
04:45Yeah, of course she did.
04:45Right, well, where did you have it last?
04:47They were just there, on the table with the others.
04:51Maybe you read it last night, Dad,
04:52and you just don't remember.
04:53I might have had a few too many, but I'd remember that.
04:55Right, mate, it will be here somewhere,
04:56but right now we need to go.
04:58Everyone's waiting.
04:58I don't care.
04:59I need to know what her final words to me were.
05:03Oh, Tony.
05:05Listen, you don't need a letter to know that.
05:08She would have said that she loves you
05:10and that you need to be strong for the kids.
05:14So come on, let's give her the best send-off she deserves, yeah?
05:18We'll worry about the letter later.
05:20I've made Leela promise she'll be there for you.
05:24All you have to do is fall in love.
05:53All you have to do is fall in love.
05:59I'm so sorry.
06:02Has Dad found his letter yet?
06:05I don't get it.
06:06How can it just disappear?
06:10Those really necessary.
06:11We're not in the Matrix.
06:23I think he's wearing them, you know.
06:30Hey, you OK?
06:33What's all that about?
06:44You've got this.
07:07Two losses in one day, eh?
07:09Hey.
07:11I'll see Charlie again.
07:16Well, that better be true because I can't lose anyone else.
07:20It's too much.
07:45Help!
07:47Help!
08:02Charlie's not been in touch because I would have just told you if you had, okay?
08:07No, it was, um, it was nothing.
08:10There's just a spider in the sink.
08:12And now you chuck them out and they just keep making the way back in.
08:17I'll call you back, Vic, I need to go.
08:19Okay, see you in a bit.
08:22Charlie?
08:23Charlie, what's happened?
08:25I couldn't do it.
08:28I just, I couldn't drive.
08:30I kept getting flashbacks to the accident and I couldn't breathe.
08:33Shh.
08:34Okay.
08:35It's okay.
08:36You're safe now.
08:37Alright.
08:41Take this.
08:42Go into my room, okay?
08:43I'll get rid of them.
08:48Hey.
08:49Hi.
08:50Can I come in?
08:53If you've got company, I can...
08:55No, I've not.
08:56I was just on the phone to Vicki.
08:59So, yeah.
09:00Come in.
09:01Okay.
09:03So, Dazza, you got any relationship advice for me?
09:06What?
09:06Did you really tell Tony he needs to show Diane who's boss?
09:09I don't really remember the specifics, alright?
09:12That is literally like feeding lambs at slaughter.
09:14She was a formidable lady, alright.
09:16I wouldn't have crossed her.
09:17Yeah, but if she was your friend, she was a loyal one.
09:20I'm forgiving.
09:22Don't be honest, you're going to make me cry again.
09:25Let's have a toast.
09:26To our one in a million.
09:28Irreplaceable, Diane.
09:29Diane.
09:30To Diane.
09:31You two-faced bitch.
09:33Dee Dee?
09:34Don't pretend you're not happy she's gone.
09:35You can't wait to take her place.
09:38I don't know what you mean.
09:40You after my dad?
09:43It says something right here in Mum's letter.
09:54Thanks.
09:57It's like doing a workout with and around in this thing.
09:59Yeah, I bet it is.
10:01I mean, my arms are ripped.
10:06Look, I came round to ask you something.
10:10Okay.
10:12It's a bit awkward, so I'm just going to come out and say it.
10:20You're not hiding Charlie, are you?
10:25What?
10:26No, why would you think that?
10:28I don't.
10:30It's Beth.
10:32She thinks he's here in the house.
10:34She sent me around to spy.
10:35That's crazy.
10:37Well, you've met Beth, right?
10:38Crazy's the middle name.
10:43Anyway, I told her that you wouldn't lie to me again.
10:47But I had to check.
10:50I'm really sorry.
10:52It's fine.
10:54Okay.
10:55Good.
10:58Well, I'll let you get back on with your phone call.
11:02Unless you want to go on a walk or something.
11:05I would really like to, it's just...
11:07It's fine.
11:08You're busy.
11:09Yeah.
11:13I'll see you soon then.
11:15Yeah.
11:16Yeah.
11:16Thanks.
11:28You shouldn't have lied to him again.
11:35You mind if I say it?
11:45Did you read it?
11:47Yeah.
11:49I shouldn't have taken it, Dad.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:54I didn't think you'd be that upset.
11:57And I was so angry at Mum for saying those things.
12:01I mean, how could she want you to move on?
12:05Why would she think we'd be okay with that?
12:07It's like she didn't even love you at all.
12:09Oh, Dee Dee, it's the opposite.
12:12Your mum wanted me to find happiness again because she loves me.
12:15And she loves you.
12:18No one's ever going to replace her.
12:19I know that.
12:21And I told her straight I wasn't interested in Malila.
12:25The truth is, darling, I don't think I'll ever be able to move on with anyone, ever.
12:32Do you promise?
12:35I promise.
12:37Because I don't think I could face losing you two.
12:40Hey.
12:42You guys, you're all I need.
12:46You know, I love you so much.
12:48I love you, too.
12:53Really?
12:54Tony and Leela?
12:55I just don't see it.
12:56Well, Diane did.
12:58Yeah, I know, but it's a bit weird, though, isn't it?
13:01I mean, if anything happened to me...
13:03What?
13:04You'd expect me to go live in a convent?
13:06Oh, go.
13:08Get gone.
13:09I'll put your theory to the test.
13:11It was a bit awkward.
13:13Well, that's a good sign.
13:15How?
13:15It means that there's unresolved sexual tension.
13:19Or it could just mean he's really not into me.
13:22He definitely don't trust me.
13:23He thinks I'm hiding something.
13:24Well, you are, Frankie.
13:27Look, you're obviously into him,
13:28so why don't you just put it all out there and be honest?
13:31I can't.
13:32Not completely.
13:34Why not?
13:35It's the worst that could happen.
13:36Er, he could reject me.
13:37At least you'd know.
13:39But this way, I can still imagine that we'd get together.
13:42Do you want my advice?
13:43I don't know, do I?
13:45You like this lad, don't you?
13:48Sometimes they are actually worth getting burnt for.
13:54See?
13:55Right, fine.
13:56Are you happy now?
13:57Yes.
13:58Thank you very much.
14:02She can't have been in her right mind.
14:05No offence.
14:06I'm taking it.
14:07I believe she just wanted to make sure that the kids and Tony were loved and cared for.
14:12You knew about this?
14:14No, I didn't know about it, but Nancy told me a conversation she had with Diane,
14:17and apparently Diane thought that Leela and Tony would be good together.
14:22I thought it was weird.
14:24I mean, do I even get a say in this?
14:26Oh, you're not interested, are you?
14:28Listen, this is just completely inappropriate to be talking about right now.
14:32And that wasn't her now?
14:36Oh, hi, Tony.
14:37Three guesses for what you lot are talking about.
14:40How is Dee Dee?
14:42Yeah, she's fine.
14:43Sorry you had to catch the brunner now.
14:45It's fine.
14:46Don't apologise.
14:48And how about you?
14:50Yeah, are you into this?
14:51See, erm...
14:53Look, is there anything we can do for you?
14:55Yeah.
14:57You can all help me get absolutely hammered.
14:59Go easy there, Tony.
15:01Dad, come on.
15:02Get the shots in.
15:12You look nice.
15:14Thanks.
15:14I mean, I was going for more super hot, but I'll take it.
15:20Please, can you help me put this on?
15:23Yeah.
15:25Thanks.
15:30Tally, you're shaking.
15:33Just nervous.
15:36Stop.
15:38It isn't too late for you to run.
15:41And there's still time for me to cancel this date.
15:44No, I'm not going to be the reason you can't be together.
15:47You need to tell them the truth, though.
15:50I'll just take what comes next.
15:55I can't do this.
15:57It's okay.
15:58It's fine.
15:59Find something else.
16:04Tally.
16:08You're a good person, you know.
16:10I was going for tragic hero.
16:12But I'll take it.
16:17I trust my sister to make it all about her.
16:21And Myra says that funeral's not a funeral unless someone kicks off.
16:25I don't know, maybe that's weddings.
16:27It's probably both in your family.
16:31You know, you can take those off now.
16:34You don't have to hide your tears around me.
16:41That's better.
16:48Get a room.
16:49Where are you?
16:51Where are you?
16:51Let's go.
17:27Hi.
17:28Where have you been?
17:30Just talking to Dad.
17:32Then I went on that walk in the woods, you know, the one that Mum used to like.
17:35With the bluebells out?
17:37Yeah.
17:38And that other flower that she used to point out.
17:40I can't remember the name of it, I really wish I'd listen more now.
17:43Come here.
17:44Sorry.
17:45So what's going on with Dad and Lilo?
17:47Oh, nothing, I just got the wrong one of the stick. Thanks.
17:52I'm sorry I ruined the funeral.
17:55Hey, you didn't.
17:59Ow! What was that for?
18:02What did your mum say to you in the letter?
18:06That she was proud of me, and she thinks I'll do great things in life.
18:11And?
18:15And?
18:17That we should all stick together.
18:21You didn't ruin the funeral, Dee.
18:27I think we should drink to that.
18:29Hell yeah.
18:30Steady on, Anne.
18:32I'll be back in a minute.
18:33Thanks.
18:34Come on.
18:35Come on.
18:42You're back?
18:43He's ghosting me.
18:46He's probably just running late.
18:47Right, well...
18:49Why won't he just answer his phone, then?
18:52I can't believe I was going to expose you for him.
18:56You still need to tell him the truth, though.
19:00I hate that you're having to lie for me.
19:03Look, if he can't be bothered to show up, then...
19:06Neither can I.
19:07He's missed his chance.
19:20Thanks for coming.
19:22Oh!
19:23Oh!
19:24Hey, Dad!
19:25I think I forgot to pick Eva up from school.
19:27I know.
19:28I'll take her back to her, remember?
19:29Thanks, guys.
19:30I don't know what I'd do without you.
19:31Come on.
19:33And I forgot to do the pee kits, too.
19:35Oh!
19:36Come here.
19:37Don't worry about that.
19:38I know.
19:39I shouldn't be drunk so much.
19:40Oh.
19:41Only listen, it will get better.
19:43Right?
19:44And I'm here to help.
19:46Whatever you need.
19:48Thanks, Lena.
19:49I really appreciate you.
19:51I really appreciate you.