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00:01:58Oh, my God.
00:02:04Where did you go?
00:02:06Do you think this truck isn't here or something?
00:02:09Get out of here!
00:02:13You know, if I got the same welcome everywhere I went
00:02:16that I got right here in my hometown,
00:02:17my candidacy would be a lock!
00:02:32With your help, we will make it all the way to the Capitol!
00:02:51Did you do this?
00:02:53No, no, no, did you?
00:02:55Arrgh!
00:03:10Oh, my God!
00:03:15Oh, my God!
00:03:24Oh, my God!
00:03:26Bonkers!
00:03:28Oh, oh, oh!
00:03:32Oh!
00:03:34Oh, there is a God!
00:03:50tell me that is not your brother what the hell is a marquee doing here it's crazy
00:04:01al i'm so sorry man i don't know what happened mike forget about it what'd you think it was a
00:04:06drive-in movie i could get some time off from the rec center they said it was no problem when
00:04:14i said
00:04:14i was gonna help with the campaign so i was thinking maybe i could uh go on the road with
00:04:20you and help out or mike mike i know you're behind me in this a hundred percent but i i
00:04:24kind of need
00:04:24some different help from you oh man whatever you want you know that fighting down they stick
00:04:30together that's right all right listen i got a lot of good people in my corner they're smart people
00:04:34and they want what we want and we're gonna get there it's just gonna it's gonna take some finesse
00:04:40i'll do anything you just name it and i'll get started all right now there's a lot to be done
00:04:44right here i mean like phone canvassing stuff like that just stay put and i'll get you the details
00:04:49all right you're gonna do it little brother yeah all right
00:04:55come on let's go all the way governor
00:05:07dock workers union come on let me make myself clear my brother is a priority
00:05:13you know let's just find someone in the organization just as long as he or she is reliable
00:05:19and helps mike make a contribution so just find someone and give me the assignment now
00:05:26excuse me mr about to be governor like donnelly this assignment you were just describing if someone
00:05:32were to volunteer for this gig and did the job well would he or she possibly earn a staff position
00:05:38in your new administration steve uh not now hey uh yes he or she most certainly would
00:05:50then i am your man
00:05:56hi there this is mike donnelly i work over here at the recreational center
00:05:59to be honest with you i pretty much run the place
00:06:03is this uh pat giles good good hey i hope everything's going great in your fine town of
00:06:10uh avery atwood say the reason i'm calling is i wanted to tell you a little bit about the
00:06:16candidacy of al donnelly al donnelly's a guy with a dream his dream is to become governor of this great
00:06:22state of washington hell every guy's got his dream am i right between you me and the wall i had
00:06:27a doozy
00:06:27myself last night get this a corn-fed harvest mouse a hooker a nun a flemish peasant woman
00:06:35whips chains whistles yo-yos a circus midget my grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the
00:06:41finger and a duck now i don't know are you crying oh my lord i am sorry honey please don't
00:06:51could you get
00:06:51your daddy on the phone no don't hang up please i
00:07:01whoa all right i want a 32 belly option on two on two ready
00:07:05three go one hunt you let's do it go to copland
00:07:24oh hey little girls i'm gonna pop up over to you how
00:07:33this sucks these teams aren't fair what's the matter sullivan you mad because you found out the
00:07:39new kid got an arm suckers take the walk screw this i quit fine then here's to the winners
00:07:48yeah cap fake headbutt disabble fake headbutt new kid fake headbutt ow you broke my nose oh
00:07:57there's so much blood i swear i did not mean to do it please
00:08:02ketchup packet come on guys this is weird let's go play some kickball yeah come on
00:08:12forget those guys what's your name scott coleary coleary you got a hell of an arm coleary thanks
00:08:22yeah don't worry about those guys yeah they don't like me too much is your mom picking you up my
00:08:29mom
00:08:29and dad got a divorce i have to live with my grandma now
00:08:38oh come on label your streets like the rest of the country
00:08:48oh buddy are you okay i'm not that far from dragging out of the car and beating you into dust
00:08:54you should work up to that kind of leaves you nowhere to go
00:08:59i can go to your mama's and start a small fire in your panties now are you ready to get
00:09:04out of the
00:09:05car oh no sir come on you know what that was my fault and i'm really sorry here i got
00:09:11something for
00:09:12you it's kind of a souvenir oh here it is oh my oh i don't believe this damn i gotta
00:09:29ditch this guy
00:09:46hey that's my grandma mrs onaker hi ma'am bet you made some nice friends today huh see you
00:10:00scott god gave you a hell of a throwing arm and i'll be damned if i'll let that go to
00:10:04waste
00:10:04i want you on the football field you and me every day working on your game how's that sure nice
00:10:10to meet
00:10:10you ma'am
00:10:29hey mikey hey robbie spoke to anderson at the theater wants me to lock you up
00:10:35i bet your brother's righteously pissed huh no he's pretty cool as usual
00:10:41i'll show you something check this out in fact i'm gonna be working with one of his top guys
00:10:50whoa nitrous oxide boosters this thing must haul major ass you could say that
00:11:04oh great damn it
00:11:09get out of my way buddy you know what lady i got something for you souvenir for you here
00:11:13yes
00:11:16never mind forget it what are you doing playing pocket pool there son
00:11:22excuse me hey you got a little chubby going there dream on you little fart
00:11:28you
00:11:44please don't be mike donnelly
00:11:47hey hey i'm steve dodds one of your brother's advisors his top advisor actually wow it's great
00:11:54to meet you nice to nice to um see you uh al your brother told me to drop everything come
00:12:02down here
00:12:02and kind of get you organized for the final push for the big election well let's get to it team
00:12:07donnelly
00:12:07you're gonna kick a little tracy butt
00:12:11what i thought is we'd start with the supermarket down here and canvas that area first
00:12:17all right yeah no no no trust me on this one it's a good idea
00:12:21but listen i'm running this show and you got to take my advice i know what i'm doing
00:12:24uh do you have to go to the bathroom please pop the hood please oh your thumbs the hood okay
00:12:34uh
00:12:34uh what what latch where do you want me to uh just pop the hood please popping the hood
00:12:49good afternoon sir we'd like you to vote al donnelly for governor we appreciate it
00:12:53yeah thank you
00:12:58vote for donnelly sorry
00:13:03listen i think it's better if we bring the energy down a tad are you kidding me these are potential
00:13:07boaters it's showmanship you got to go out and get them yeah watch and learn well i'll tell you
00:13:14hi folks vote for donnelly good god man here let me get that for you
00:13:19all right go down there i think i can put the groceries in that truck little help from the donnelly
00:13:24campaign
00:13:24come on mother let me help you sir get in the car dear all right mother
00:13:41folks uh i'm having a little trouble here help help please
00:13:47he must be all hopped up on crack cocaine
00:14:02good i think i've lost
00:14:23okay good first day yeah
00:14:33washington state isn't it a great place to raise a family that's because for the last eight years
00:14:39i've worked very hard as your governor to make sure our state is clean safe and fiscally sound
00:14:46if re-elected to a third term i'll do my best as your governor to make sure that all the
00:14:51hopes and
00:14:51dreams of washingtonians come true i need a break i'll be right back did you get the latest polls
00:15:02donnelly's brother took a campaign van on a rampage he can't get a break even in his hometown
00:15:06he doesn't need a break they just gained another two points we're all right a lot can be done in
00:15:10a week
00:15:10if we don't do something soon if we don't do something soon he'll be living here we'll let this crap
00:15:17in here
00:15:25promise me you'll stay in the car i promise
00:15:48go for it
00:15:48i want to get
00:15:50check it out
00:16:17the kid's a star no he's a goldmine
00:16:24horse kid
00:16:27front page
00:16:29jesus mike it's not as bad as it looks it turns out he was giving these kids a speech about
00:16:33saying no to
00:16:34drugs can you get the paper to print a retraction yeah sure and they'll run it on page 36 in
00:16:38about
00:16:38two weeks
00:16:52you're right you're right you're right you're right but he doesn't deserve to be exiled
00:16:54you just tell steve to watch him like a hawk and to keep the reporters at bay
00:17:11and i am proud to be an honorary clark county lumberjack
00:17:27and i don't know what to do
00:17:33or your job is easy.
00:17:42Oh, my God!
00:17:48You make the call. Rest is for damage control. You stay put.
00:17:52That's just great. Thank you, gentlemen. Thank you. Excuse us just a moment.
00:17:56What the hell happened? That tree was supposed to go down on the first whack.
00:17:59I thought you covered really well.
00:18:01Oh, you're just lucky some kid didn't get his head cracked wide open.
00:18:04Yes, ma'am.
00:18:05Did you get the numbers in?
00:18:08Hot off the wire.
00:18:11Donnelly's leveled off.
00:18:13Mm-hmm. We're dead even.
00:18:14Look at this. Front page.
00:18:19Donnelly's brother is like Roger Clinton, Billy Carter,
00:18:22and Ronald Reagan's entire family rolled into one.
00:18:25Let's move this out of the land of mere embarrassment
00:18:28into the realm of serious effect.
00:18:32Are you ready to play the game?
00:18:34I've got some pretty nasty ideas.
00:18:36Good.
00:18:37Act on them.
00:18:39I've been fired.
00:18:41What? Why?
00:18:43He said the rec center is state-funded.
00:18:47He can't afford to be associated with any kind of a scandal,
00:18:50especially one involving kids and drugs.
00:18:53He said that he stood up for me,
00:18:55but word came from the top for me to clear out my locker and get out.
00:19:01That's crazy, man. I don't know what to say.
00:19:03I love this job.
00:19:05I've been here since the place opened.
00:19:08And then they just...
00:19:13Dude, can I get a couple minutes just to, uh,
00:19:16you know, clear some of the gear out?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:21Hey, uh...
00:19:22I'm sorry, man. Take your time.
00:19:29You know what I was saying.
00:19:37You're going to keep going and keep going.
00:19:38Bye-bye.
00:19:38Bye-bye.
00:19:38Bye-bye.
00:19:38Bye-bye.
00:19:45Bye-bye.
00:20:41Hey, fellas, how's it going?
00:20:42Can I help you?
00:20:45Hey, Mike, how's things?
00:20:47Kind of pissed off about losing your job, huh?
00:20:51All right, pal, what's going on here?
00:20:53You know, you really shouldn't play with matches.
00:20:57Hey!
00:20:58What the hell are you doing?
00:20:59What the hell are you doing?
00:21:01Oh, my God!
00:21:09Oh, my God!
00:21:22Why in the hell?
00:21:24No!
00:21:26Mike, how the hell did this happen?
00:21:36All right!
00:21:38Robbie, you know I didn't do this!
00:21:39Jesus, Mike, give me some credit, will you?
00:21:42Did you see who did it?
00:21:43Two guys!
00:21:43I don't know who they were!
00:21:45Yeah, well, they didn't count on me getting here first.
00:21:47Look, you guys get out of here, and when the troopers arrive, I'll just tell them I didn't
00:21:51find anybody here.
00:21:52All right?
00:21:53Go ahead, take off!
00:21:54Thanks, Robbie.
00:21:56I owe you one, man!
00:21:58Call me later!
00:22:01Vase, this is Meagum.
00:22:02I'm down here at the Pierce County Rec Center.
00:22:03Send fire units and a backup.
00:22:05Look, I'm the only one down here!
00:22:09Well, did he do it or not?
00:22:11Kovary, on that subject, I would have to lean toward the negative.
00:22:14I know what you're saying.
00:22:16Give me the phone, Roger.
00:22:18Steve, it's Al.
00:22:18What is going on?
00:22:19Hey, Al.
00:22:20Uh, well, in my opinion, when I got to the rec...
00:22:23Where's my brother?
00:22:24Al, I know how this must look, but I had nothing to do with that fire.
00:22:28I love that place.
00:22:29It was my life!
00:22:30You gotta believe me!
00:22:31Of course I believe you, man.
00:22:33You had to have been set up, and we're gonna get to the bottom of this right now.
00:22:36We have a game plan.
00:22:37Don't we, Roger?
00:22:39Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it.
00:22:42Roger and Steve are gonna work this out.
00:22:43Mike, don't worry.
00:22:44Everything is gonna be okay.
00:22:46I promise.
00:22:47Thanks, Al.
00:22:48Thanks.
00:22:50Steve here.
00:22:52Meet me downstairs in the lobby.
00:22:56Dots?
00:22:57Listen to me very carefully.
00:23:00We have got to keep this, this bozo under wraps until the election is over.
00:23:06Now, I want you to do exactly as I tell you.
00:23:10Yeah, okay.
00:23:11Keep talking.
00:23:11I know a place way outside of town.
00:23:41All right.
00:23:43Bunk beds.
00:23:45I got dibs on tap.
00:23:46Mm-hmm.
00:23:47Okay.
00:23:49First class, right?
00:23:51What's that, Blackley?
00:23:53What?
00:23:58I don't know.
00:24:01Touch it.
00:24:03What?
00:24:03You touch it.
00:24:04You totally didn't touch it.
00:24:10Well, then you touch it.
00:24:11I will if you will.
00:24:13All right.
00:24:16Whoa!
00:24:17Man!
00:24:18Oh, my God!
00:24:20What is that?
00:24:21It's Ozzy Osbourne.
00:24:22Whoa!
00:24:23Oh, my God!
00:24:26Whoa.
00:24:27I think it's gone.
00:24:29I hate those damn things.
00:24:32Oh, man!
00:24:35It bit me!
00:24:36I'm going to get rabies!
00:24:39I'm stuck!
00:24:40I'm stuck!
00:24:42Come on, help me!
00:24:45Come on!
00:24:48Hold on!
00:24:50No!
00:24:53I got an idea!
00:24:54Okay?
00:24:55All over the fridge.
00:24:56You hit the lights.
00:24:57Bats are attracted.
00:24:58To light.
00:24:59Fly in the fridge.
00:25:00I close the door.
00:25:01End of story.
00:25:03That's moths, you dumbass.
00:25:04Not bats.
00:25:05Ah, yeah.
00:25:06Moths.
00:25:10Watch this.
00:25:23That's it.
00:25:24Ah!
00:25:25Just corner it.
00:25:30I think I got it.
00:25:32I think I got it.
00:25:33No way.
00:25:34I think it's in there.
00:25:35Well, then look.
00:25:38You look.
00:25:40All right.
00:25:41We'll both look together.
00:25:44One, two, three.
00:25:49You idiot!
00:25:51You can't catch a bat with a pot, moron.
00:25:55Take a mop, a broom.
00:25:57Come on.
00:25:58Oh, God.
00:26:00Oh, God.
00:26:03Ow.
00:26:04Ow.
00:26:05Ow.
00:26:07Ow.
00:26:09Ow.
00:26:10Ow.
00:26:10Ow.
00:26:11Ow.
00:26:11Get this thing off me.
00:26:12Wait.
00:26:12What the hell are you doing?
00:26:14Ow.
00:26:15You're hitting me.
00:26:17Ow.
00:26:18Ow.
00:26:19for god's sakes oh oh die die you're aggravating me
00:26:37oh god i don't believe it i missed it he's still alive can we please try my idea
00:26:43come on hold the thing tight so it gets in there right well don't hurt her to stay over there
00:26:51you moron okay it's flying in there it's flying in there okay it's flying right in the middle oh my
00:26:57god this doesn't work i'm sleeping in the car stay there okay okay it's right in the middle
00:27:02okay we got it we got it we got it get out of there
00:27:12good night steve good night mike
00:27:17the police officer who arrived before our guys was a friend of mike's he let him leave and never
00:27:23even reported seeing him in there so mike was never linked to the fire
00:27:28new schwander are you finished stirring that drink or is this some kind of science experiment
00:27:34now i realize that you must stick close together because you share a common
00:27:38god damn backbone but i want to see some movement
00:27:46no this is great there's 1502 registered voters in garfield county go get them al hey pretty good
00:27:54day no screw-ups keep up the good work i'm gonna go take a squeege
00:28:26it's all right
00:28:31Oh, my God.
00:28:59What is wrong?
00:29:02Oh, something tells me I want this car to just keep driving.
00:29:08Hey, gang!
00:29:13Is there an opie convention in town?
00:29:18Kidding.
00:29:19You're not from around here, huh?
00:29:22You know what I am? Born and raised.
00:29:24Nope. Can't be true.
00:29:33Fire!
00:29:35Fire!
00:29:49That's when I'm shoving the nozzle up my ass first.
00:30:01Vote for Donnelly!
00:30:03Vote for Donnelly!
00:30:07Every vote counts.
00:30:08I'll try to do this.
00:30:10Ah!
00:30:15Ah!
00:30:17Look out, man!
00:30:24Are you��?
00:30:28Ah!
00:30:35Oh!
00:30:35No, no, no, no!
00:30:43Oh, oh.
00:30:47Thank you, Little Roots.
00:30:49Please stay strong.
00:31:15What in the hell was that all about?
00:31:32Yeah, well, you little freaks.
00:31:34Better be careful,
00:31:35because next time I don't go down so easy.
00:31:37Next time I'm gonna be like,
00:31:38oh, you wanna spray me?
00:31:39How about this?
00:31:40Arm grab!
00:31:41Ay!
00:31:42Snap kick!
00:31:43Side kick!
00:31:45Rabbit punch!
00:31:46Rabbit punch into...
00:31:48pile driver!
00:31:49That's right, my friend.
00:31:50It's a pile driver!
00:31:52Oh, who else?
00:31:53Who else wants some?
00:31:54You, a sleeper hole!
00:31:55Oh, yeah!
00:31:56Oh, yeah!
00:32:02Hey, that's my car.
00:32:06It's that same asshole.
00:32:08Whoo!
00:32:12Whoo!
00:32:14Whoo!
00:32:17What the hell was that?
00:32:28Whoa!
00:32:28What happened to you?
00:32:29You fall into some mud or something?
00:32:31Yeah, I did.
00:32:33And I'm gonna be rich, because I'm the only person on Earth who knows where you can find white
00:32:37mud.
00:32:39I didn't say mud.
00:32:40I said crud.
00:32:41You fall into some crud or something?
00:32:44Get some water, wipe off that crud.
00:32:46Come on, Mike.
00:32:47I'm not one of your eight-year-olds that's gonna believe that.
00:32:49Shut up, Steve.
00:32:50Where'd you go?
00:32:51Make a phone call.
00:32:52Hey, remember I told you about that guy that stole my car?
00:32:54Yeah.
00:32:54He lives about a mile from here.
00:32:56He's driving it.
00:32:58Well, let's go get it back.
00:32:59Uh-uh.
00:33:00You don't want that kind of trouble.
00:33:01This guy's unstable at best.
00:33:03You can't keep running away from things.
00:33:04You gotta be tough.
00:33:06Ah!
00:33:08Ah!
00:33:09Ah!
00:33:10Snakes!
00:33:11Oh, no!
00:33:12What was that mean?
00:33:15Oh!
00:33:15Good God!
00:33:16Check your underpants!
00:33:18I hate those things!
00:33:21You get something worse every second.
00:33:24I hate snakes!
00:33:26Ah!
00:33:31Ah!
00:33:34Whoa!
00:33:35Check it out!
00:33:37Jump in and wash that crap off.
00:33:39Oh, it's probably piranha in there.
00:33:40This place is a nightmare.
00:33:42Get tough, Nancy boy.
00:33:43jump in. I don't see you going in. Ugh. Where'd you go? Hello, Washington! Yeah!
00:34:02Help! Help!
00:34:40Do-do-do-do-do-do! This is great! I've never won three games in a row. I hardly ever
00:34:47play
00:34:47checkers. Yeah, yeah, well, uh, you know, it's, uh, it's kind of easy to win when you, uh, never
00:34:54move your back row! Ever! God! Come on! Okay, well, where would you want me to move this
00:35:04one? There. King me! Okay, move this one here. It's safe, I swear. It's safe. That wasn't
00:35:21safe at all. What an idiot. Oh, this is fun. Yeah, yeah, it was.
00:35:40What's going on? That's not normal.
00:35:51Oh!
00:35:53Oh, shit!
00:35:53Oh!
00:35:55Oh!
00:35:57Oh!
00:36:00Oh!
00:36:02Oh!
00:36:04Ow!
00:36:05Oh.
00:36:07Oh.
00:36:10Oh.
00:36:13Oh.
00:36:14How the hell did that happen?
00:36:19Ow.
00:36:21Ow.
00:36:23Oh, man.
00:36:32This place is trashed.
00:36:35Check this out.
00:36:36This whole fridge is held up here just by this plug.
00:36:53You okay?
00:36:58I'm just dandy.
00:37:00I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.
00:37:04We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy.
00:37:10This sucks.
00:37:12I can't believe I forgot to call Scott Colleary.
00:37:15Good luck getting out.
00:37:16It's never gonna work.
00:37:17Yes, it will.
00:37:18All you need to do is get a signal.
00:37:35Hello?
00:37:35Hello?
00:37:36Hello?
00:37:37Hello?
00:37:38Hello?
00:37:38Miss Oniker?
00:37:39Yes.
00:37:40Hello?
00:37:40Miss Oniker?
00:37:43Hello?
00:37:45Are you serious?
00:37:47Hello?
00:37:47This is Miss Oniker.
00:37:48Are you serious?
00:37:51Miss Oniker?
00:37:52This is Mike Donnelly.
00:37:53Is Scott there?
00:37:54No.
00:37:56Oh, jeez.
00:37:57I had to leave town.
00:37:59Could you tell him I'm sorry and I'll make it up to him?
00:38:02Yes.
00:38:04Okay, don't forget to tell him now.
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:06Hello?
00:38:30Good night, Steve.
00:38:33Good night, Mike.
00:38:57Oh, man!
00:39:02Oh, God!
00:39:03I don't like this, Mike.
00:39:06Mike?
00:39:19This sucks.
00:39:22Good night, Steve.
00:39:24Good night, Mike.
00:39:51Hey, Mike.
00:39:52I got dibs on topongs.
00:39:54Shut up!
00:39:58Oh, I love it.
00:40:00Why don't you shut up?
00:40:01Hello, Washington.
00:40:03Hey, how's the weather up there, buddy?
00:40:05Shut up!
00:40:09Oh, no.
00:40:12Oh, no.
00:40:14Oh!
00:40:15Oh!
00:40:19Hello?
00:40:20Hey, Roger?
00:40:21How you doing?
00:40:22It's Mike Donnelly.
00:40:23Is Al there?
00:40:24Uh, gee, Mike.
00:40:25Al's kinda busy right now.
00:40:27Ha, I know.
00:40:28I just wanted to, uh, you know, tell him I'm, you know, working my tail off for him up here,
00:40:34and, uh, there's no way Al's gonna lose Garfield County.
00:40:37Uh, yeah, that's great.
00:40:38I'll be sure to tell him.
00:40:39Thanks for ringing up.
00:40:40Come on, Roger.
00:40:41Let me talk to Al.
00:40:42It's only gonna take a minute.
00:40:44Al doesn't want to speak to you.
00:40:47What do you mean, Al doesn't want to speak to me?
00:40:49Why?
00:40:51Listen very carefully to me, Mike.
00:40:53You know what Al calls you when you're not around here?
00:40:56The idiot.
00:40:57Okay?
00:40:58All right?
00:40:59Is that blunt enough for you?
00:41:00You are not going to speak to him now.
00:41:02And as far as I'm concerned, if I had my way, you wouldn't speak to him after he's elected governor.
00:41:10Hey.
00:41:11Hey.
00:41:18Covary.
00:41:19Man, that guy's a dick.
00:41:21Who is he to say I can't talk to my own brother?
00:41:25You know?
00:41:26I gotta go down there and straighten this thing out.
00:41:30What do you think about that, Steve?
00:41:32Al's speaking at that Rock the Boat concert in Seattle.
00:41:37Steve?
00:41:42What do you think if I went down it?
00:41:58Mm-hmm.
00:42:00Oh, that's sad.
00:42:17Got no place, got no face
00:42:20And everybody's got a problem with me
00:42:24Got no life, got no time
00:42:27So everybody just can't lie
00:42:32I was waiting for just one word
00:42:44Hey, remember? I was in there
00:42:45Hey, it's cool. I was in. No, I was...
00:42:48Hey, guys. Where's the fire?
00:42:50Dude! We pay these bands salaries by buying a ticket to this shit
00:42:54Oh, yeah? Yeah!
00:42:56Come on! Okie dokie
00:42:58Come on
00:42:59Son, I'd like you to step away from this vector
00:43:01And get into a different coordinate pronto
00:43:03There's no access for you in this quadrant
00:43:07Man, why don't you goose step on down
00:43:09To the women and children over there
00:43:11And give them your little power trip
00:43:12Alright, cause they might be impressed by it
00:43:14Asshole!
00:43:15Yeah!
00:43:15Young fella, I'm gonna twist off your head
00:43:17And spike it onto the floors of a nightmare
00:43:20You can't even imagine
00:43:21I will dance with you inside of this six-sided ring of fire
00:43:25And let you move from this area far and fast
00:43:28Now!
00:43:32Wow
00:43:35Man
00:43:37I like that move
00:43:39Yeah, I learned it in, uh, 84 Bounce Off over at Laguna Beach
00:43:43One Mr. T hosted
00:43:45Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is
00:43:46It's the same one
00:43:48Um
00:43:58Wow
00:44:01Whoopsie daisy
00:44:03I was, uh, looking for my brother, Al Donnelly
00:44:06He's around here somewhere
00:44:09So you fellas are, uh, performers, or, uh
00:44:16Oh, no thanks
00:44:17I never touch the stuff
00:44:20There's nothing in the air here to get everybody high
00:44:24Besides, it gives you the munchies
00:44:25Yeah, no, they don't need that
00:44:27Yay!
00:44:28Ha, ha, ha, ha
00:44:32But, uh
00:44:34Rock the Vote presents Mudhunting
00:44:55I don't think these kids wanna hear me talk about bond issues, man
00:44:59Al, we are lucky to be a part of this
00:45:01Just go out
00:45:01Tell the kids to vote
00:45:03Do an interview with some MTV person
00:45:05And, pfft
00:45:07We're outta here
00:45:08All right
00:45:25Like stacks and stacks of
00:45:28Wraps on racks
00:45:29Clutching in everything we can
00:45:32Stacks and stacks of
00:45:34Wraps on racks
00:45:36We're in the world
00:45:37Crushing our backs
00:45:39Two for a two
00:45:42Eye for an eye
00:45:46You know it's not true
00:45:49And this is why
00:45:53So, he says
00:45:55Wrecked him
00:45:56Damn near killed him
00:45:59Oh, I love you guys
00:46:07This is fun
00:46:11So, anyway
00:46:12What are you saying?
00:46:15I'm the man
00:46:17Whitey
00:46:18Whitey
00:46:19And
00:46:20You guys
00:46:21Are the victims
00:46:22Of
00:46:23A tyrannical
00:46:24Racist
00:46:25Oppressive
00:46:26Society
00:46:27That's right
00:46:28That's right
00:46:29Here we go
00:46:29Man, that sucks
00:46:31Why?
00:46:33Sucks the truth
00:46:34I'm gonna talk to some people
00:46:36Straighten this out, man
00:46:37All right
00:46:38Bunch of
00:46:38Crap
00:46:39Hey
00:46:40Whitey
00:46:41Yeah
00:46:41Yeah
00:46:43I'm gonna go
00:46:44Kick-ass, Whitey
00:46:47Yeah
00:46:53So, when do I go on?
00:46:55I don't know
00:46:55Six, seven minutes
00:46:56Just relax
00:46:57All right
00:46:58All right
00:46:59Straighten your time
00:47:00Should I lose the time?
00:47:02Losing the time
00:47:03Just take it down
00:47:04Kill
00:47:05Take it down
00:47:14Yeah
00:47:18All right
00:47:22Yeah, man
00:47:24I love you guys
00:47:26Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:47:27Excellent, man
00:47:29What's your name?
00:47:31Oh, Mike Donnelly
00:47:32Governor Donnelly?
00:47:34Yeah
00:47:35Nice threads
00:47:36Yeah
00:47:36No, you jag
00:47:37He ain't the governor
00:47:38He's running for governor
00:47:39What?
00:47:40Hey, get on out there
00:47:41You got the right guy
00:47:43Hey, just a second
00:47:45Fellas, come on
00:47:46Hey, man
00:47:48Easy
00:47:54What?
00:48:01The middle
00:48:04You're not supposed to be here
00:48:07Oh
00:48:13God, what is this?
00:48:18I, uh, I guess I could sure use some cupcakes or some peanut butter cups about that.
00:48:25Yeah!
00:48:27You know what that's about!
00:48:29Yeah!
00:48:31So I guess you guys should vote, you know, because, uh, voting kicks ass, right?
00:48:36Yeah!
00:48:39And, um, let me tell you, if you're gonna vote, why not vote for Al Donnelly, right?
00:48:54Cuz, uh, if voting kicks ass...
00:48:58What in the hell?
00:49:01Oh, please God, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming.
00:49:03You got some kick ass shit!
00:49:11Oh, God, I'm a dead man.
00:49:13I'm, uh, I'm hyperventilating.
00:49:16Oh.
00:49:17Oh.
00:49:19Cuz I'm born in the USA!
00:49:28You've gotta fight for your right to vote!
00:49:33Yeah!
00:49:38Yeah!
00:49:39Yeah!
00:49:43That's one small step in man, one giant, I have a dream, power to the people, power
00:50:08Oh Mike, hey fellas, kill Whitey!
00:50:20No, no, no
00:50:26What in the hell were you thinking?
00:50:28I'm sorry, I just wanted to talk to you
00:50:31Oh yeah, sorry
00:50:32And I got, I don't know how it happened, but I just got thrown on stage
00:50:36Why couldn't you just stay put, huh? I told you I would take care of everything, you could trust me
00:50:41But no, we could kill Whitey?
00:50:45Man, I can't believe that I have to ask you this, but are you trying to screw things up for
00:50:48me?
00:50:49I mean, what is this? Do you want me to lose?
00:50:53If I really thought you'd believe that, I just, I'd want to die
00:50:59Why?
00:51:03Just stay out of the way, okay?
00:51:24Are you or are you not the black angel of death?
00:51:28Without question
00:51:31Don't agree with me, it just pisses me off more
00:51:36It's over, it's finished
00:51:40Talking about your brother's election hopes or just my career?
00:51:43The person I care about most in my life hates me
00:51:50I'm not a brother, I'm an embarrassment
00:52:09So what do you want to do today?
00:52:11I don't care, whatever you want
00:52:15Man, I wish we could watch your brother's debate on TV
00:52:18That's today? We gotta watch it
00:52:21What are we gonna do, hook a hanger up to the metal plate in your head?
00:52:24I know a place with a TV
00:52:27I saw it when we were putting up posters
00:52:28It's not far from here, let's go
00:52:37Here it is
00:52:38Of course, this had to be the place you knew
00:52:41How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long?
00:52:46Looks like nobody's home
00:52:49Yeah, I met this guy, nobody is home
00:53:01This guy's got a hell of a security system
00:53:08Ready to start filming, Mr. Stone
00:53:12Really?
00:53:14My God, this guy is like Leatherface, Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one
00:53:24Honorable Discharge, Drake Savage
00:53:26This must be his dad, Norris Savage
00:53:32And Grandpappy Winston
00:53:36If only he had bought a smaller TV, maybe he could have afforded a couch with less urine on it
00:53:41Yeah
00:53:44I want to see a Washington where children can walk down the street safely
00:53:49Where people can leave their doors unlocked and their minds are free from fear
00:53:55Well, this is one area where I'm in total agreement with Governor Tracy
00:53:59As a matter of fact, I agreed with that statement when she made it in her first campaign for governor
00:54:04over eight years ago
00:54:05Man, our bro is knocking the snot out of her
00:54:09I'm gonna go take a squeege
00:54:11Watch your step
00:54:28If you really want to understand Mr. Donnelly's view on family values, take a look at his brother
00:54:34And ask yourself this question
00:54:36How far does the acorn fall from the tree?
00:54:40Or should I say, nut
00:54:46Yes, my brother has some problems
00:54:49But who doesn't?
00:54:51And I just want to say
00:54:53I love my brother Mike
00:54:55Mike
00:54:56And I am very proud of him
00:54:58And I believe that Mike's problems are rather modest when compared to the problems facing our great state
00:55:05And those are the problems that I am interested in
00:55:10Get her out
00:55:18You're in the wrong zone, soldier boy
00:55:21What the hell are you doing in my perimeter?
00:55:24Um, sir, I'm not a soldier
00:55:26And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week
00:55:28But the war's over
00:55:30You can punch out now
00:55:32Move on, let it go
00:55:35Who told you that?
00:55:38Charlie
00:55:40Um, I just talked to Charlie
00:55:41And he's not mad at you anymore
00:55:43So let's call off Operation One of Us is Crazy
00:55:46And go our separate way
00:55:48Get smart with me
00:55:48Ow
00:55:50If you don't tell me who sent you on this mission
00:55:52I'm easily within my legal rights
00:55:54To dispatch you with extreme brazen history
00:55:59Sir, honestly, I just came back to get my rent a car and an apology
00:56:03And if I could get that, I will gladly leave your coordinates here
00:56:12Oh, the car?
00:56:14Oh, the car?
00:56:16Is that all?
00:56:18That's all?
00:56:27Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:30Oh, here's the keys
00:56:33Oh, thank you
00:56:36Here's my apology
00:56:42I can splatter your cortex or I can explode your heart, which sounds quicker to you
00:56:49That's toughie
00:56:54Ah!
00:56:55Ah!
00:56:58Ah!
00:56:58Ah!
00:56:59Ah!
00:57:01Ah!
00:57:03Ah!
00:57:04Whoa!
00:57:05Come on!
00:57:09Nice moves
00:57:12I'm seriously impressed
00:57:15Sergeant Drake Savage
00:57:17How you doing, Mike Donnelly?
00:57:19Nice to meet you
00:57:19Nice to meet you
00:57:20Come here, I want to show you
00:57:22Drake, you ever watch any Bruce Lee movies?
00:57:24I got every one of them on Laserdale
00:57:27Well, come here, come here
00:57:40Oh, that damn debate should have never happened in the first place
00:57:43That son of a bitch Donnelly had a smart ass comment to make after everything I said
00:57:47Yes, ma'am
00:57:47Oh, it doesn't matter
00:57:48I can't wait to see the look on his face when he goes down
00:57:51With all deference, Governor, but if he goes down
00:57:55It's all up to the voter turnout, which our people think will be very high
00:58:00Well, it better be
00:58:02Or I'll have your balls in a jar on my desk
00:58:06A very small jar
00:58:23Are you getting sleepy?
00:58:28Goodnight
00:58:32Take home, put in bed
00:58:36Goodnight, dear
00:58:37Oh, she's totally legal
00:58:39I've got all her papers
00:58:40And I pay all the taxes
00:58:42Very good health, but no speaker
00:58:47Who? What does he want?
00:58:48I'm not sure, but he says he thinks you'll like it
00:58:51Pardon me
00:58:55Governor Tracy, this is Mr...
00:58:58Mr's fine
00:59:04So here's what went through my little head
00:59:06I got some pictures of your boys
00:59:08Siding at Pierce County Rec Hall place
00:59:13Or pictures that look like Mike Donnelly set the fire
00:59:16I wait for election day to near
00:59:19Whoever's trailing
00:59:21Gives good money for whichever picture does them best
00:59:24My gut says I'm glad you're trailing
00:59:28Well, I'll have to see the pictures first
00:59:43Here's the rub
00:59:45Now you'll have to tell me your name so I'll know who to make out the check to
00:59:48My best friends call me Cash
01:00:10Promise me you'll stay
01:00:11Shut up, Steve
01:00:13What could go wrong? I vote, I go home
01:00:16Over there
01:00:18Did I make it?
01:00:20Yes, name and address
01:00:22Mike Donnelly, 612 Caswell Street
01:00:39What's he doing?
01:00:40I'm stuck in this thing
01:00:46Stand back!
01:00:48I've lost your phone
01:00:49Stand back!
01:00:51Are you crazy?
01:00:52I can't breathe
01:00:54Get this thing off of me
01:00:56Get this thing off of me!
01:01:05It's okay
01:01:07It's okay, ma'am
01:01:08I, uh...
01:01:14Here you go, I'm sorry
01:01:16Here you go, ma'am
01:01:17That is my fault
01:01:20Here you go
01:01:25Here you go, ma'am
01:01:26Okay
01:01:28Okay, I'm sorry
01:01:29Oh!
01:01:30Ow!
01:01:31Ow!
01:01:31Ow!
01:01:32Ow!
01:01:34Ow!
01:01:37Ow!
01:01:38Ow!
01:01:39Ow!
01:01:40Ow!
01:01:41Ow!
01:01:42Ow!
01:01:45Ow!
01:01:47Ow!
01:01:48Ow!
01:01:49Ow!
01:01:49Ow!
01:01:50Ow!
01:01:51Ow!
01:01:52Ow!
01:01:52Ow!
01:01:54Who'd you vote for?
01:01:58We now continue with our election night
01:02:00How about the exit polls?
01:02:02I bet the exit polls already handled us by 10 points
01:02:03So after the events of last night
01:02:05A slight shift in voter sentiment was expected
01:02:07But no one anticipated this
01:02:09Early this morning, this photo was released
01:02:12Linking Mike Donnelly to the scene of the Pierce County Recreation Center fire
01:02:16The arson accusations against the disgruntled former employee
01:02:19Came at the worst possible time for his brother Al Donnelly's drive to the governor's mansion
01:02:24Governor Tracy is about to claim victory
01:02:26It's all my fault
01:02:29My brother lost his election because of me
01:02:33Cowlitz County Tracy wins by 280
01:02:35Oh!
01:02:36Garfield County Tracy 1048 Donnelly 834
01:02:40Tracy won Garfield County
01:02:43A lot of good our grassroots campaign did up there, right?
01:02:471048 to 834
01:02:53That's 1882 votes
01:02:56There's only 1,502 voters up in Garfield County
01:03:02Something isn't right
01:03:04The governor is now on her way to campaign headquarters where she's expected to make her victory speech
01:03:09Those are the guys that started the fire
01:03:11These troopers?
01:03:13They were wearing street clothes, but that is them
01:03:17Steve, we gotta call Al now
01:03:20Wait a minute
01:03:21I gotta do something first
01:03:42Here it is
01:03:43Voter registration for Garfield County
01:03:49I knew it!
01:03:51Lookie here
01:03:51Any of these names look familiar?
01:03:53You were right
01:03:54Yeah, Al didn't lose
01:03:57He got cheated
01:03:57And we got proof
01:03:59Right here
01:04:00So we get on the phone and alert the press
01:04:02Screw that
01:04:03She embarrassed me in front of the whole state
01:04:05She messed up things between me and my brother
01:04:08Now it's gonna be payback time
01:04:09Where can I find her?
01:04:11There's a post-election ceremony at the governor's mansion at 10 a.m.
01:04:19Nothing's gonna stop us now
01:04:31Okay, maybe we could use some help
01:04:36We'll meet you there
01:04:37There's no way we can do this without you
01:04:39You're a true American, Sergeant Savage
01:04:41I thank you
01:04:42Okay
01:04:50Robbie, this is the biggest thing I've ever asked of you
01:04:52Are you sure it's cool?
01:04:54No, it's not cool
01:04:55And if you get pulled over, I'm gonna say the car was stolen
01:04:58So that I can keep my job
01:05:00Oh, and uh, one more thing
01:05:04Do not use the tape deck, cause it's been shorting out on me
01:05:09Don't forget
01:05:15You and me, I'll never know where it won't be
01:05:20Like the rest of me, but I won't count
01:05:24And I won't think about it, cause I don't
01:05:29No
01:05:30I just wanna re-
01:05:41Did you get the tape?
01:05:43No, no, no, no
01:05:52What is this all about?
01:05:55We gotta be there at 10 o'clock
01:06:04Okay, people
01:06:05Coming through official police business
01:06:07I want you to step lively
01:06:10Do not make me abuse my power
01:06:15These guys think we're real cops
01:06:26What the hell was that?
01:06:28A chunk of the road or something
01:06:30I just chunked in my pants
01:06:38Alwaysicides
01:06:42Oh, no, no
01:06:45Oh, no, no
01:06:47Oh, no, no, no, no
01:06:47What is this all about you?
01:06:54Oh, no, no, no, no
01:06:59Oh, no, no!
01:07:01Too much of us
01:07:01There's nothing to do
01:07:01I just smacked the windshield.
01:07:03Oh, man, I'll get it.
01:07:05Here.
01:07:07Where is the frickin' thing?
01:07:10We got, like, levers galore in this thing.
01:07:15There it is.
01:07:16Man, that was weird.
01:07:17That bug was coming at me.
01:07:18I totally connected eyes with him.
01:07:20He was, like, slow motion going,
01:07:21I can't stop, don't wanna ash.
01:07:26Oh, man, that was wild.
01:07:28He's so weird.
01:07:29He's coming, just going,
01:07:30oh, my life's good, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
01:07:32Dead!
01:07:33Oh.
01:07:35But this map is heavy.
01:07:38It's got all those robes on it.
01:07:41Rogues?
01:07:44Roads?
01:07:46I can't, I can't, I can't say that word.
01:07:49Roads.
01:07:54Rowads.
01:07:56Rowads.
01:07:57Well, that's a total weird word, isn't it?
01:08:01That is a freaky word.
01:08:05Very, very freaky.
01:08:14I'm stoned.
01:08:16So are you.
01:08:18Rowads.
01:08:20Damn it, the nitrous oxide's leaking into the car.
01:08:23Oh, man.
01:08:25Oh, we gotta, we gotta maintain.
01:08:28I think you just drive the speed limit.
01:08:29We're gonna be cool.
01:08:31All right.
01:08:32Everything's cool.
01:08:33I'll just go to the speed limit.
01:08:35Limit.
01:08:35Limit.
01:08:36Limit.
01:08:37That's another one of those freaky words.
01:08:39Limit.
01:08:40Did you turn the siren on?
01:08:42Dude, I couldn't even find the glove compartment in this thing.
01:08:50Oh, my God.
01:08:58Oh, man, we're screwed.
01:09:01Get in the back!
01:09:03Get in there!
01:09:17How you doing, buddy?
01:09:20Transporting a prisoner.
01:09:2112th Precinct up in Buckleytown.
01:09:24My sergeant didn't give me any overtime, so I'm trying to do it lickety-split.
01:09:27Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
01:09:33Well, I got a 426 Hemi in her.
01:09:36Three-quarter cams, nitro boosters.
01:09:39I can get her up to as good as 155.
01:09:42Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing that cute chick in a Ferrari.
01:09:50I guess I was going about 65 tops.
01:09:54Seven.
01:09:55Seven miles an hour.
01:09:56And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the shoulder.
01:10:03Now, I don't know how you do things up in Buckleytown,
01:10:06but down here, we are protective of the other drivers on the roads.
01:10:10Roads.
01:10:12Roods.
01:10:13Quiet back there!
01:10:14Taking enough guff from you for one day.
01:10:16Raving psycho, butchered 400 chickens, and screwed a beagle.
01:10:20Taking him back to Nevada, where he's wanted for banging horses.
01:10:28Good God.
01:10:29And you'd get him through this state a little faster than seven miles an hour, officer.
01:10:35Uh...
01:10:36Me off!
01:10:37Jack!
01:10:42Go!
01:10:43Go!
01:10:53Oh, man!
01:10:54What a goon!
01:10:56You were great, though, man!
01:10:58That was genius!
01:10:59I never would have thought of that.
01:11:01That was hot.
01:11:02Woo!
01:11:04Oh, shit!
01:11:09Oh, man!
01:11:10I hope there's enough juice left in these boosters.
01:11:14Woo!
01:11:17Woo!
01:11:19Woo!
01:11:21See ya!
01:11:23Oh, man!
01:11:24Woo!
01:11:26Ha-ha-ha!
01:11:53We're live at the governor's mansion today's event is a celebration
01:11:57of governor tracy's election to a third term with all the campaign staff as well as their
01:12:03families gathering for what appears to be quite a festive affair governor tracy having just pulled
01:12:09out a squeaker must be all smiles today we're just receiving word that mike donnelly the brother
01:12:16of al donnelly is involved in a high-speed police pursuit mike donnelly wanted for questioning in
01:12:21an arson fire is driving down capitol boulevard in a stolen police car i don't believe this
01:12:27driver head back to the capitol what are you crazy you can't do this do what commit career
01:12:32suicide i beg you don't do this give me some time i can make you a senator jesus roger did
01:12:38it ever
01:12:38occur to you there is a time when family might be more important than career ever occur to you that
01:12:43at some point you're gonna have to make a choice between me and that loser brother of yours
01:13:13go on up there and scope it out nobody's gonna recognize you
01:13:16okay promise me you'll stay right here
01:13:25thank you thank you very much
01:13:29this election was about the majesty of democracy
01:13:33where the gathered masses held their bow tie
01:13:43my re-election should not have been possible without all the flying people across the state
01:13:48who supported me in this victory i must also thank my wonderful husband dennis
01:13:54and my two beautiful intelligent children
01:13:59steve i'm in
01:14:02where the hell's drake man he's supposed to be here
01:14:05i'm surprised we can't count on a guy that lives in a school bus surrounded by landmines
01:14:09all right here's what we do
01:14:14we dress as caterers right nobody looks at a caterer's face it's always what do you got in the tray
01:14:20then we sneak around back when tracy starts to
01:14:25something's happening here steve help steve steve steve get back here
01:14:31stop
01:14:32oh my god
01:14:32oh my god
01:14:33damn things got out of my belt
01:14:36help please
01:14:37oh my god
01:14:43you in the fair
01:14:46help
01:14:47Help!
01:14:49God!
01:14:51Steve!
01:14:54Help!
01:14:55How are you?
01:14:56Please! Somebody! Somebody help me!
01:15:00Somebody help me!
01:15:02God!
01:15:04Help!
01:15:06The voters have spoken,
01:15:09and I have heard their message loud and clear.
01:15:12And that message is...
01:15:14Help! Help!
01:15:16Holy shit!
01:15:24Hi there!
01:15:26I...
01:15:27Boy, I feel like a horse's patoot.
01:15:32I, uh...
01:15:34Oh, no!
01:15:36For the love of God!
01:15:44Oh!
01:15:54I'm alright. I'm okay.
01:15:57Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
01:15:59I'll be fine.
01:16:00Somebody move!
01:16:02Or Steve Dodds gets it!
01:16:04Who? Steve Dodds!
01:16:06Who's this guy? Come on!
01:16:07Of the Donley campaign? What does it matter?
01:16:10He's got a gun! You're a cop!
01:16:12Get over there!
01:16:13I'll kill him! I'll kill him!
01:16:16I want that asshole taken out.
01:16:18I'll get a sharpshooter right away.
01:16:20Get your ass up there!
01:16:22I'll kill him!
01:16:24Everybody back up!
01:16:25Or I'll blow the big Squeak's head off!
01:16:29I've got something to say!
01:16:31Please listen to him!
01:16:32Do what he says!
01:16:33I have children, Tommy and Sally!
01:16:35Shut up!
01:16:36Alright!
01:16:37You keep your mouth shut, squirt!
01:16:39As soon as you get a clear shot, take it!
01:16:42Okay, listen up!
01:16:44This is serious business!
01:16:49We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy!
01:16:53And now I'm gonna screw her!
01:16:56I mean, I have evidence here that you need to know about now before it's too late!
01:17:03Mike, Mike, what the hell are you doing here?
01:17:05Oh, man.
01:17:07Isn't that Steve Dodds?
01:17:09Uh, yes, sir.
01:17:10Al, man, I know what I'm doing!
01:17:12I'm gonna prove you won the election!
01:17:15Mike, put the gun down!
01:17:16There's other ways to handle this!
01:17:18No, man!
01:17:19Hell, there's no other way!
01:17:21You gotta believe me!
01:17:23I-I believe you!
01:17:24I believe you!
01:17:25I just-I don't want you to get hurt!
01:17:27Look!
01:17:27I know this looks bad!
01:17:29Al, man, I'm not a screw-up on this one!
01:17:32I've got proof this time!
01:17:33Real proof!
01:17:35Yeah, but look!
01:17:36The election's over!
01:17:37It's history!
01:17:38Mike, you're gonna be-
01:17:39You don't put that gun down!
01:17:40I mean it!
01:17:41Al, please!
01:17:44If you love me like a brother, you gotta back me up on this!
01:17:48All right, Mike.
01:17:50I'll back you up.
01:17:51What do you want me to do?
01:17:52Just let me explain to these people what happened.
01:17:56Ow!
01:17:57Ow!
01:17:59That's it!
01:17:59Game over!
01:18:00I'm not even getting paid for this!
01:18:03It's not worth it!
01:18:04Yeah!
01:18:05Yeah!
01:18:07Hey!
01:18:07Oh!
01:18:09Oh!
01:18:10Oh!
01:18:12Mr. Thundermaker here's gonna start barking fire.
01:18:14If you don't stop moving, and listen to what this young man has to say.
01:18:19Go ahead, Mike.
01:18:20Clear.
01:18:22Thank you, sir.
01:18:24You just met Drake Savage, a great American soldier.
01:18:27I'd like to tell you a little bit about some other great American soldiers.
01:18:30Drake Savage's grandfather, Winston Savage, whose name you'll find at the top of this list.
01:18:36It says that he registered and voted for Governor Tracy.
01:18:41Hey, we're proud to have him as a voter!
01:18:43Hold your tongue, Winch.
01:18:45The fact is, Winston Savage was killed in the Argon Forest in 1918.
01:18:49A zeppelin landed on his head, smashing his head clean out of his ass.
01:18:53That's my granddad.
01:18:55Rest in pieces, sir.
01:18:58Norris Savage met his maker in Iwo Jima, 1944.
01:19:02Nelson Savage was killed near the 38th Parallel in Korea.
01:19:06However, yesterday, these men managed to cast their vote for Evelyn Tracy.
01:19:14You heard it here, folks.
01:19:16Voter fraud.
01:19:21Now, half these people are buried in the Garfield Cemetery.
01:19:24That's one county.
01:19:25It's probably the same all over the state.
01:19:27Now, hold on just a minute, young fellow.
01:19:30There's a perfectly good explanation for all of this.
01:19:33Noose Wander!
01:19:36Actually, there is a perfectly good explanation for this.
01:19:41She put us up to it.
01:19:43Did you shut up?
01:19:44It's all her.
01:19:45Shut up!
01:19:50Ladies and gentlemen, this young man is a fine patriot.
01:19:53He deserves to be hoisted up on her shoulders.
01:19:56Here, Sergeant, please, this isn't necessary.
01:19:58Come on, come on.
01:19:59Oh, you're a large American.
01:20:04Get off of me!
01:20:05Get off of me!
01:20:06My foot's caught a little bit.
01:20:08I'm sorry.
01:20:09I beg your promise.
01:20:10I'm asking you to get off of me.
01:20:11Governor, I should say ex-governor.
01:20:14I'm just trying to get a little leverage on my foot.
01:20:19Oh, man!
01:20:22No, no, no, no, no, ladies!
01:20:24Somebody help me!
01:20:25No!
01:20:27No!
01:20:28No!
01:20:30No!
01:20:31No!
01:20:33No!
01:20:34No!
01:20:34I'm trying for God's sake!
01:20:37No!
01:20:37No!
01:20:38No!
01:20:40No!
01:20:40No!
01:20:41No!
01:20:42No!
01:20:44No!
01:20:46Help, please!
01:20:48Thanks for everything, bro.
01:20:49Listen, there were times during the campaign when I kind of lost sight of what really mattered.
01:20:53I never should have doubted you.
01:20:56Thanks, man. That's cool.
01:20:57Are you sure you don't want a job on my staff?
01:21:00Ah, you know what, Al?
01:21:02I don't think I'm really cut out to politics.
01:21:05Besides, I got a lot of work to do rebuilding that rec center, you know?
01:21:08Kids really love the place, so...
01:21:10Yeah, I know.
01:21:11Hey, I got somebody you gotta meet.
01:21:12Hey, Scott, come here for a second.
01:21:17You gotta check this kid out. He's unbelievable.
01:21:19He's got an arm on him like you used to have. Hey, Scott.
01:21:21Hey, um, Mr. Governor, can I please have your autograph?
01:21:24Why not? Governor-elect.
01:21:27Get it right, moron.
01:21:31There you go.
01:21:32Wow.
01:21:32Check this out. Give me a toss, Scott.
01:21:34Hey, buddy!
01:21:37Nice toss, Scott.
01:21:40Oh, man. Kid's got a cannon.
01:21:41Go along.
01:21:42Okay.
01:21:45Ow!
01:21:46Ow!
01:21:46I'm sorry, ma'am.
01:21:48You okay?
01:21:55So long, little brother.
01:21:56Okay, see ya, Al.
01:22:01So, this is it, huh, Steve?
01:22:04I guess I'm gonna miss you.
01:22:05I'm not gonna miss a 9mm to my head, but, uh...
01:22:08What were you thinking?
01:22:09I don't know.
01:22:15All right, you guys.
01:22:17Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
01:22:19Ha-ha.
01:22:24Oh, my God!
01:22:26No!
01:22:27No!
01:22:28No!
01:22:28Please!
01:22:29Don't get up!
01:22:30Please!
01:22:32Hell!
01:22:33Hell!
01:22:33No!
01:22:34No!
01:22:34No!
01:22:35No!
01:22:38No!
01:22:38No!
01:23:02Got no place
01:23:04Got no face
01:23:05And everybody's got a problem with me
01:23:09Got no life
01:23:10Got no time
01:23:12So everybody just get light
01:23:15I'll succeed
01:23:17Wait and say
01:23:18I don't need your sympathy
01:23:21I'm gonna get a chance
01:23:23Get a chance
01:23:25Get a chance
01:23:28Why doesn't anybody want me?
01:23:34Why doesn't anybody need me?
01:23:39Why doesn't anybody need me?
01:23:48I'm in debt
01:23:49I regret
01:23:51And I haven't won the lottery yet
01:23:54At first
01:23:56Into the hole
01:23:57I ain't got no place to go
01:24:01I'll succeed
01:24:02Wait and say
01:24:04I don't need your sympathy
01:24:07I'm gonna get a chance
01:24:08Get a chance
01:24:10Get a chance
01:24:12Why doesn't anybody want me?
01:24:19Why doesn't anybody need me?
01:24:42I don't need your sympathy
01:24:46I'm gonna get a chance
01:24:47Get a chance
01:24:49Get a chance
01:24:50I don't need your sympathy
01:24:53Why doesn't anybody want me?
01:24:58Why doesn't anybody need me?
01:25:05Why doesn't anybody want me?
01:25:11Why doesn't anybody need me?
01:25:31I'll succeed, wait to see
01:25:35And then we'll all have a drink on me
01:25:38I'm gonna get a job, get a job, get a job
01:25:45Why doesn't anybody want me?
01:25:53Why doesn't anybody need me?
01:25:58Why doesn't anybody want me?
01:26:05Why doesn't anybody need me?
01:26:14Why doesn't anybody want me?
01:26:24Why doesn't anybody want me?
01:26:24Why doesn't anybody want me?
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