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00:05We've got company.
00:11Party's over.
00:17Sorry.
00:19I had a guy.
00:23Party's over.
00:24I literally just said that.
00:25Yeah, and I thought it was cool.
00:30I'm out.
00:43Oi!
00:44It's still right there.
00:46Oi!
00:48Get the jeep!
01:01Look out!
01:05Get in!
01:11It's locked!
01:15Come on!
01:37Hold on, man!
01:38I'm trying. His body is all slippery.
01:40I'm hot and I'm itchy.
01:42Hold on, man!
01:42I just want to be in!
01:48They're getting closer.
01:49I don't think I have a plan.
01:51I think it just might be crazy enough to work.
01:53I haven't set the plan yet.
01:54Yeah, I'm just predicting that the plan is going to be good, but also crazy.
01:58Right, Guest, thank you for having faith in the plan.
02:01I would like to hear the plan before I share my opinion on the plan.
02:03Grab that can of paint from the boot.
02:05We're going to get this thing driving itself.
02:22The plan was good.
02:24The plan was good.
02:26We'd better get moving, though.
02:27That car's going to crash out within this road.
02:46Where's Isabelle?
02:47Uh, she's gone to Auckland.
02:50Forever?
02:51No, no. Just for four days.
02:54Here we go.
02:55Open the dossier.
02:58Last night, Sue snapped some documents.
03:02And one name kept coming up.
03:04Jim Marshall.
03:05He's a politician, leader slash only member of the Unite Party.
03:09Tomorrow morning on the 10.30 train from Wellington to Auckland,
03:12Jim Marshall is planning to meet Dennis Green.
03:14Next photo.
03:15As we know, Dennis is the head of the AIS, which stands for?
03:19Australian.
03:19The AIS stands for Australian.
03:22Australian Intelligence Service.
03:24Nice one, Sue.
03:25Jim is a trader.
03:28He's agreed to sell Dennis classified New Zealand documents.
03:32Those documents are classified.
03:33We need to find out what those documents are.
03:39Whoa.
03:40Whoa.
03:41Awesome.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Why was it under the sheet?
03:44Just a little bit of showmanship.
03:46I really like it.
03:47Now, there are six carriages on the train.
03:49Jim Marshall is travelling at the front of the train in carriage one.
03:53Dennis Green is travelling at the back of the train, carriage six.
03:56At midday, they plan to meet in the dining car, carriage four.
03:59You will be travelling in carriage three.
04:02Upon departure, you'll convert the carriage into a fake dining carriage.
04:06At midday, Dennis Green will move through to the real dining car.
04:10At the same time, Jim Marshall will come back and hit carriage three.
04:15And think it's the real dining carriage.
04:17Exactly.
04:18Where, Anderson, you will be waiting, pretending to be Dennis Green.
04:21And you'll insert the documents from Jim Marshall.
04:24Simultaneously, Michael, you'll be disguised as Jim Marshall.
04:27You'll make your way back to the real dining cart,
04:30meet the real Dennis Green, and give him fake documents.
04:33And what am I doing?
04:34You will be the waiter in the fake dining carriage.
04:41Nah.
04:42No, I do not accept.
04:44What?
04:45What do you mean, what?
04:45I always get the worst frickin' jobs.
04:48Oh, here we go.
04:49In Queenstown, I was stuck in a frickin' car all day while these two were frickin' skiing.
04:54That's, like, so fun.
04:56What's fun?
04:57In Christchurch, I was just a straight-up chef.
04:59Cooking spaghetti all day while these two are frickin' winning medals and all that.
05:04Bronze.
05:04And now you're telling me these two Muppets get to play high-ranking diplomats
05:08doing actual espionage while I'm a frickin' waitress.
05:13No.
05:14I do not accept.
05:16Nah.
05:19I'll go and talk to her.
05:20You stay here.
05:21Do not touch the train.
05:23Oh.
05:23Help yourself to a pistachio.
05:26You don't eat the shell, Michael.
05:35Maybe you can have a bit of fun with the character.
05:37The backstory.
05:39The complex characterisation.
05:43The thing is, Sue, they both kinda need to be men because Jim and Dennis are both men.
05:49So if you show up as Dennis, or Denise, Jim's gonna be suspicious.
05:59Please.
06:02Fine.
06:04But just so you know, I am gonna have a lot of fun with this character.
06:09Okay.
06:11Accent, French.
06:12Okay.
06:13Personality, crazy.
06:15Not a problem.
06:16She'll also have a very nice hat.
06:19Okay.
06:20We'll get you a hat.
06:21A nice one, though.
06:22You and I will get you a really nice hat.
06:26Okay, I'm in.
06:31What the hell?
06:33You ate all the pistachios?
06:35You said we could.
06:36I said eat a pistachio, Anderson.
06:38One pistachio!
06:40Those are imported from Iran.
06:42They were really Moorish.
06:43I was gone for two minutes.
06:45How did you even eat that many pistachios in two minutes?
06:47I love pistachios.
06:49Should we just get back to the mission?
06:51Um, yes.
06:52Um, intercepting the documents.
06:55There is one problem with the plan.
06:57We tried to book all the seats in carriage three.
06:59The fake dining carriage, but three of them had already been booked.
07:02By who?
07:03What?
07:05Okay, if you're not going to go, we're going to need you to cooperate with us.
07:08We're spies.
07:09We're not supposed to say that.
07:10These are not our regular clothes.
07:12Shut up, Michael.
07:13But spies?
07:14You're not real spies.
07:15Are you real spies?
07:17Not someone checked.
07:18We're going to need you to play along with something.
07:21Performance.
07:22A performance?
07:23Yes.
07:23Oh.
07:24In 80 minutes, a man will enter this carriage when he opens the door.
07:30It's showtime.
07:32Oh.
07:33Okay.
08:06You ready?
08:07You've not given us any lines.
08:09You don't have to say anything.
08:10Just be yourself and act natural.
08:11I take acting classes.
08:13That's perfect.
08:13We're not doing it unless we get lines.
08:15Yeah, and motivation.
08:16Like, what's my motivation?
08:18No way.
08:18I'm with them.
08:19What?
08:19As someone who is overlooked and is playing a waiter, I think they should get lines.
08:23Huh.
08:23Yeah.
08:24I perform better with catering.
08:26Jesus Christ.
08:26You have cheese and crackers right there.
08:29The hot food.
08:30I think we need hot food.
08:58I think we need hot food.
09:18It's a dog-eat-dog world.
09:20It's a dog-eat-dog world.
09:23It's dog-eat-dog.
09:25It's dog-eat-dog.
09:27Yeah, that's what I said.
09:28That's what I said.
09:30It sounded like you said dog-eat-dog.
09:32It sounded like you said dog-eat-dog.
09:34Well, I didn't.
09:35Well, I didn't.
09:36Okay.
09:37Well, maybe start again.
09:39Okay.
09:40It's a dog-eat-dog world.
09:43It's a dog-eat-dog world.
09:46Luckily, I like the taste of dog.
09:49Luckily, I like the taste of dog.
09:51Good.
09:52Jim Marshall.
09:53Jim Marshall.
09:54Dennis Green.
09:57Bonjour, messieurs.
09:59Welcome to the, how you say, restaurant.
10:04Have you dined with us before?
10:06No.
10:07No.
10:07First time?
10:08Well, that is fine.
10:10Do not worry, because all the meals are written out on this,
10:14here, how you say, an English paper.
10:17Menu's a French word.
10:18Mmm, mmm.
10:20What would you recommend?
10:22Fantastic question.
10:24Erm, I personally love the, that one.
10:30The side salad.
10:32Well, oh, I love the side salad.
10:34I think we have the steak.
10:36Rare.
10:37Fantastic choice, sir.
10:39For you?
10:40I'll have the chicken parmigiana.
10:42Chicken?
10:42And would you like that rare as well?
10:44Won't rare chicken make me sick?
10:46It 100% will.
10:48Why would you want it rare, then?
10:50I am from French, and so I, my English is not so good,
10:54so I will now, I say, take those orders to the kitchen
10:59and put your orders in, so au revoir, thank you.
11:04I highly recommend the leg of lamb.
11:07We've already ordered.
11:15You don't do milkshakes, do you?
11:17Ah, no, sorry.
11:19That's okay.
11:19Tap water is fine.
11:21Okay, so that's one lobster risotto with a glass of red wine
11:24and one oodles of noodles with tap water.
11:26But an adult-sized oodles of noodles?
11:28Yes, an adult-sized oodles of noodles.
11:31Correct.
11:34You're younger than I was expecting.
11:37You're looking good as well.
11:39You bring the documents?
11:40Mm-hmm.
11:41Big time.
11:42You bring the money?
11:4335,000.
11:44That's all it takes for a man to betray his country.
11:47It's a lot of money.
11:55This train is weird.
12:01So that's one steak rare and one chicken parmigiano.
12:04Well done.
12:04Well done to you as well for getting my order, right?
12:07Okay, buddy.
12:08Good luck, sir.
12:09I appreciate it.
12:10That's right.
12:11That's all I appreciate.
12:17What?
12:18Bonjour!
12:19It is I here with a meal.
12:23Danny?
12:24What's wrong with him?
12:24Oh, my God.
12:25It's okay.
12:26He's panicking.
12:27He's panicking because you told him he was a spy!
12:31I did not.
12:32I did not do this.
12:33Okay, we're going to move through there, I reckon.
12:35No, I thought you...
12:35You must stay seated.
12:37I...
12:37I like it in here.
12:38There's a bit of ambience.
12:44Australia, thank you.
12:46Do I mention it, Australia?
12:48See you tonight.
12:49Absolutely.
12:50Wait.
12:51What is happening tonight?
12:53The party that the Australian Beef Board is throwing.
12:55You RSVP.
12:56I can't wait for the party tonight.
13:00Stay seated, please.
13:02No.
13:02This is crazy in here.
13:03We're going to move through there.
13:04I cannot let you do this!
13:05I cannot let you do this!
13:06Move.
13:07Do not be rude!
13:09Oh, my God.
13:10He's mad.
13:11He's violent.
13:21I said do not be rude.
13:33It's boring as hell out here.
13:35I just looked at the top secret documents we intercepted and it's just a list of every farm in New
13:40Zealand.
13:44How's Jim?
13:46Still out cold.
13:47Good.
13:48Don't let him out of your sight.
13:57Michael, you need to track down Dennis Green and find out what he wants for those documents.
14:01Magnus is here.
14:02He knows what I look like.
14:04I told you you should have worn those glasses.
14:06Yeah, well, they hurt my eyes and they made me look like that politician.
14:09That's the point, Michael.
14:10Find Dennis Green, say hi, and let's get out of here.
14:14We'll keep a lookout for Magnus.
14:17Okay.
14:18Dennis Green, where are you?
14:22Oh.
14:25Great party, huh?
14:27You can say that again.
14:29Great party, huh?
14:33Yeah.
14:34Can you hear me?
14:35Yes, I can hear you.
14:36I'm responding.
14:38Oh.
14:38Yeah, I'm, I'm, uh, Jim Marshall.
14:42I'm a, I'm a politician.
14:44Nice to meet you.
14:45I'm Robert.
14:47Do you live in Auckland?
14:49Yes, but I am from Uganda.
14:51We came here two years ago as refugees.
14:54Oh, wow.
14:54Dad, these two men are from the group I was telling you about.
14:59The Dorian Society.
15:00New Zealand's first organisation for gay men.
15:02Oh, I see.
15:03Very, very cool.
15:06Who's your friend?
15:07Name's Jim Marshall.
15:08The politician?
15:09The very same.
15:10Wow.
15:11You know my work.
15:12Of course I do.
15:14You campaigned to stop New Zealand from accepting refugees with disabilities.
15:21Did I?
15:22Yeah.
15:25Sorry.
15:27You also killed the Crimes Amendments Bill, which would have legalised being gay.
15:32What the hell, man?
15:33What's your problem?
15:34I, I just...
15:35You just what?
15:38I guess I just don't like...
15:40Yeah?
15:43People who are different to me.
15:45Like who, specifically?
15:50Gay people and disabled refugees.
15:52Whoa.
15:53My goodness.
15:54You are a piece of shit.
15:56Get me away from this scumbag piece of shit.
16:06Michael?
16:08Isabel.
16:10I'm undercover.
16:11My name is Jim Marshall.
16:13Oh, sorry.
16:14Hi, Jim Marshall.
16:17What are you doing here?
16:19Uh, my boyfriend got an invite.
16:23Oh, sorry if it's not appropriate, but I thought you guys had broken up.
16:27We had, but then I apologised about the whole shoes in the bed thing and now we're back together.
16:33He sounds amazing.
16:34Where is this incredible guy?
16:37Uh, that's him over there.
16:39I'm not getting it until you get in.
16:42Okay?
16:43It's warm.
16:44It's good.
16:45Isabel!
16:48Isabel!
16:49He looks awesome.
16:51He's drunk.
16:53I should probably go get him out of the fountain.
16:57Well, a pleasure to see you, Mr. Jim Marshall.
17:01You too, Mr. Jim Marshall.
17:04You're Jim Marshall.
17:06Oh, yeah.
17:06I'm Isabel.
17:07Sorry.
17:08From the office.
17:09I remember.
17:11See ya.
17:12Bye.
17:12Bye.
17:20Michael.
17:21I found Dennis Green.
17:23Find out what his plan is.
17:35Oh, uh, crap.
17:39Sue, we may have a problem.
17:53Jimmy boy.
17:55Dennis boy.
17:56Glad you could make it.
17:58Of course.
18:00What do you mean you're just Jim?
18:03Well, he can't have gone far.
18:05Probably.
18:08Jim?
18:09Jim?
18:14You really helped the cause today.
18:16And if I may be so bold, what is the cause?
18:20You're on the right side.
18:21That's all you need to know.
18:23Really?
18:24New Zealand is dying.
18:25And a golden dawn is coming.
18:28A green and golden dawn.
18:33Can we help you?
18:35My name is Jim.
18:37My name is Jim.
18:39Why'd you do that?
18:40He was weird.
18:41And you had me on edge by talking all scary.
18:45I'm gonna go now.
18:46But it's great seeing you again.
18:52Jim?
18:53Where are you, mate?
18:55Oh, my gosh.
18:56Wow.
18:57You really scared me.
19:00Oh.
19:02Wow.
19:02That was crazy.
19:03What are you doing here?
19:06Why are you...
19:18Oh.
19:19Oh, sorry.
19:22Hi, Jim Marshall.
19:24What's wrong?
19:26Ricky broke up with me again.
19:29And this time it's forever, I think.
19:31Oh, no.
19:32I'm so sorry.
19:33I know.
19:35There's plenty more fish in the sea.
19:37No, I wasn't gonna say that.
19:40There are plenty more fish in the sea,
19:41but every fish is different, and you like that fish.
19:45Do you have a tissue?
19:47No, but you could use my bow tie.
19:49Oh, it's okay.
19:53Here.
19:55Thank you, Michael.
19:57You're a good fish.
20:00Hey.
20:04Are you the guy who hates gay people and disabled refugees?
20:09Yes.
20:10What?
20:10See?
20:11You got ten seconds to get out of here before we kick your ass.
20:14Ten.
20:15Okay, I might have to go now,
20:16but please know that I don't hate gay people or disabled refugees.
20:20But you just said that you do.
20:21I don't have time to explain,
20:23but you were one of the most wonderful and most beautiful fishes in the whole ocean,
20:27and anyone would be so unbelievably lucky to catch you on a hook or in their ne-
20:31Okay, I got going.
20:40Something good will come my way.
20:45Maybe this good thing's gonna happen today.
20:50If I were honest, I'd tell you everything.
20:54But it keeps coming out as lies.
21:01It's not a promise in case you're wondering.
21:06It's not some blessing in disguise.
21:12Something good will come our way.
21:15Maybe this good thing's gonna happen today.
21:20Maybe this good thing's gonna happen today.
21:22Something good will come my way.
21:27Something good will come my way.
21:43Something good will come my way.
21:46Something good will come my way.
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