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00:00:01What the hell?
00:00:04That's where the money is!
00:00:08Benjamin Franklin?
00:00:08White Madea.
00:00:09The fuck you mean White Madea?
00:00:11What are you doing? Cut your money!
00:00:12I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:13Hide the cash.
00:00:30A 100 for you.
00:00:31A 100 for you.
00:00:33A 100 for you.
00:00:34A 100 for you.
00:00:34Beautiful day.
00:00:35Winkies for you.
00:00:36Wow.
00:00:38A Billy for you.
00:00:39You get a rat.
00:00:42Good morning!
00:00:43We're here to meet with the proprietor of this esteemed establishment.
00:00:45And you are?
00:00:45We are Darko Motherfucker.
00:00:48Darko Motherfucker.
00:00:49We have an appointment with Max Sugar.
00:00:51I know who you are.
00:00:53You guys are legends around these parts, congrats.
00:00:56Being rich is hard man, you know what I'm talking about?
00:00:58I told you my ideas were.
00:01:00Oh Mir, thank you so much for taking Darko the Next Stratus for you.
00:01:02You're so smart.
00:01:03Here, relax.
00:01:06I'm not gonna kiss this Max Sugar guy's ass just because he owns a casino.
00:01:09Then I'll kiss his ass because he's the only option we have left to launder our cash.
00:01:12Oh yeah?
00:01:13You gonna tickle his taint too?
00:01:14My god, shut up and focus.
00:01:16We're screwed if he says no.
00:01:17You know that, right?
00:01:18The Faux Brothers.
00:01:18The Clark Park gig.
00:01:19Every criminal in South Philly is trying to jack our shit.
00:01:22Not to mention whoever blew up the deli.
00:01:25Come on Mir, you know that was Ameth.
00:01:27Raj, focus.
00:01:28Just let me do the talking, okay?
00:01:31Have a seat.
00:01:32Don't touch nothing.
00:01:33Oh.
00:01:33The big leagues.
00:01:40If we can get this deal done,
00:01:42maybe auntie won't still have to do the grunt work of running a drug empire
00:01:45and you two can finally man up.
00:01:47We do things?
00:01:47Thanks for the pre-game hype.
00:01:49Kone kone me camera.
00:01:50Oh.
00:01:50Hello?
00:01:50Huh?
00:01:52Hey?
00:01:53Hey!
00:01:54Huh?
00:01:54Oh shit!
00:01:55Sorry.
00:01:56I did not mean to scare you.
00:01:58Or maybe I did mean to scare you a little.
00:02:00You especially.
00:02:01Cause you squealed a little.
00:02:02That was really good.
00:02:03You're like...
00:02:04I would say it's...
00:02:05I was just startled.
00:02:06What's the sound you made?
00:02:08We don't...
00:02:08We don't have to do that.
00:02:09Yeah, we have to do it.
00:02:11What was...
00:02:11What was the sound?
00:02:12Ah!
00:02:13Yeah.
00:02:14It's fear.
00:02:17Are you still scared?
00:02:18I don't want to talk about it.
00:02:20I'm scared.
00:02:23You are.
00:02:38Well, we don't want to waste any of your time, so I'll get to it.
00:02:40Mr. Sugar, due to our recent success, our profits have tripled.
00:02:45We have record cash flow, and we're the number one coke distributor in Philly.
00:02:48Long story short, we are that bad bitch, and you could be our sugar daddy.
00:02:52So here we are.
00:02:53Just a drug empire, standing in front of a casino mogul, asking him to wander.
00:03:00Cool monitors, Patriot Act.
00:03:02Hey, how far do these tapes go back?
00:03:03I'm looking for this traitor named Ahmed.
00:03:05I'm looking for this traitor named Ahmed.
00:03:07Here?
00:03:08Here.
00:03:12Whoa.
00:03:14Wouldn't want to cross her, huh?
00:03:16No, you wouldn't.
00:03:17Which is why I won't.
00:03:19If you did, you'd be sorry.
00:03:22I don't understand this vibe.
00:03:24Uh, Mr. Sugar, if I could just have your attention for a second.
00:03:26Uh, Darko is now grossing over two million dollars per quarter,
00:03:30so we would love to just, you know, get down to business, see what we can do.
00:03:32Well, the thing is, I don't do anything illegal here.
00:03:35I do.
00:03:36So we'll make this quick.
00:03:37We take a 20% cut of every dollar laundered here.
00:03:40There is no way in hell we can do that.
00:03:435%.
00:03:44Oh, I see.
00:03:44We're gonna do that thing where we go back and forth.
00:03:46That's great.
00:03:47Uh, but I said 20!
00:03:494%.
00:03:4920.
00:03:5028.
00:03:52What?
00:03:52It felt wrong the moment I said it.
00:03:54The thing is, Mr. Sugar, we don't need this deal.
00:03:58Mmm.
00:04:00That's good.
00:04:00I almost believed you.
00:04:05I like dealing with real criminals.
00:04:08Not fake ones, but pose for magazine couples.
00:04:16Sir, I have this issue.
00:04:18You look incredible.
00:04:20Like a mix of Steve Jobs and Mr. Wonderful.
00:04:22I mean, you're a real silver box.
00:04:23And not to mention, your eyes are popping.
00:04:25Is this Photoshop?
00:04:26I've heard that before.
00:04:28That my eyes really pop.
00:04:39I don't like that at all.
00:04:41Looks like someone forgot their table manners.
00:04:44Hey, hey, come on.
00:04:45Come on.
00:04:45Come on.
00:04:46Come on.
00:04:46Come on.
00:04:46Come on.
00:04:49Come on.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:50Good afternoon, everybody.
00:04:51You enjoying yourselves?
00:04:53Good.
00:04:53I'm the owner of the casino, Max Sugar.
00:04:56And I'm down here on the floor.
00:04:59Do we think that's good news or bad news?
00:05:00See, this is a guy who knows how to behave.
00:05:03You know?
00:05:04Professional.
00:05:06You.
00:05:08Is that yours?
00:05:11These are very heavy, huh?
00:05:13Kind of lopsided.
00:05:15Let's try this out.
00:05:17Hard six.
00:05:18If that happens, let's try it again.
00:05:20Could just be lucky.
00:05:22Hard six again.
00:05:24See?
00:05:24That's hard to swallow.
00:05:26Grab them.
00:05:28There's a game I like to play with people.
00:05:30It's called Eat the Dice.
00:05:32Did you ever hear of Eat the Dice?
00:05:33No.
00:05:33What you do is, first you put these dice in your hand.
00:05:36There we go.
00:05:37You kind of look at them.
00:05:39And you go, wow, look at these dice.
00:05:41Then, you put them in your mouth.
00:05:43Mr. Sugar, I-
00:05:44Otherwise, Tony's going to do it for you.
00:05:46Oh.
00:05:48This is getting dark.
00:05:49There you go.
00:05:50Now, don't swallow them.
00:05:51The key is, you've got to chew them.
00:05:53All right.
00:05:53Take it back.
00:05:53He's definitely not a good guy.
00:05:55Like you're chewing gum.
00:05:56All right?
00:05:56Break those things down.
00:05:58Let's count this down.
00:05:59Ready?
00:05:59To 32.
00:06:01One, two, three, four, five, six.
00:06:06Oh, that's enough six.
00:06:07Oh.
00:06:09Oh.
00:06:10Oh.
00:06:10You lost a tooth.
00:06:11Take him away.
00:06:12Oh.
00:06:15That's one way of dealing with that.
00:06:18I got spittle on my tie, so I think I have to reschedule.
00:06:23Oh.
00:06:23He's fucking with us.
00:06:25Let's go.
00:06:26No, no, wait.
00:06:27I still want to do that haggling thing again.
00:06:29What if we meet tonight at seven?
00:06:31And I think maybe just lucky.
00:06:35You seem more like the boss.
00:06:36No.
00:06:37We share a trio.
00:06:38We do a lot of things.
00:06:39I'll be there.
00:06:41All right.
00:06:42It's a date.
00:06:43Not a date.
00:06:45Fair enough.
00:06:45I'll see you at seven.
00:06:46Eight.
00:06:487.30.
00:06:497.45.
00:06:50All right.
00:06:51Don't come at all.
00:06:527.46.
00:06:53I think we've got a good rapport going on.
00:06:55I like this.
00:06:567.45.
00:07:02Philadelphia, are you sick of drug dealers, sickos, and brooks ruining your city?
00:07:07It's time to stand up and say heck no to drugs and say heck yes to Chadwater for mayor.
00:07:12I'm Andrew Chadwater, and I'm running for mayor of Philadelphia.
00:07:15And I approve this message.
00:07:17I have the highest prosecution rate in three years.
00:07:19I'm not throwing that away because she might be innocent.
00:07:22What's the latest on this Johnny situation?
00:07:25Johnnies are officially an epidemic.
00:07:26Johnnies are this new trend where he makes cocaine with water ices.
00:07:29I know what Johnnies are.
00:07:35Evidars.
00:07:35Johnnies are just another cheap way to push their baloney black market agenda to college,
00:07:39kids.
00:07:40That one is pretty cute.
00:07:42Turn that off.
00:07:43You clearly like this too much.
00:07:44That girl has a back injury now.
00:07:46She's never going to be the same.
00:07:48I know this is a sensitive matter for you with your ex-husband being a coke addict.
00:07:51Hey!
00:07:52We're not talking about Craig.
00:07:54Did he call?
00:07:56No.
00:07:57Gosh dammit.
00:07:59If the Dars weren't out there slinging the devil's snow around the city,
00:08:02Craig would be at home right now making me a pasta from the New York Times.
00:08:05And the streets of Philadelphia would be safe.
00:08:08Didn't Craig's addiction start before?
00:08:12That's none of your business, Jim.
00:08:13That's why you shut your fat mouth.
00:08:14You're fired.
00:08:17Jim, I said you're fired.
00:08:18Train that twink next to you to do what you do and get the fuck out.
00:08:21I just do laptop.
00:08:23That went great.
00:08:25Fucking narc.
00:08:26There was a coma.
00:08:31Welcome home, leaders of Tarko!
00:08:34Thanks for watching the cash, Matthew.
00:08:36It is but a privilege.
00:08:38I'll take that.
00:08:38What the hell is this?
00:08:39You put 5G's in the wheat bread?
00:08:41I use this for fiber.
00:08:42The freezer's like completely full.
00:08:44What are you even doing when we're not here?
00:08:45I hide the cash.
00:08:46Like you told me to.
00:08:48I should buy a bloody Porsche with these Ladoos.
00:08:50Lucky, Auntie.
00:08:51We've run out of places to hide our money.
00:08:52We finally get cash in a cashless world.
00:08:54Ironic.
00:08:55Alanis.
00:08:56Why would you put cash in a chip bag?
00:08:59Don't touch that.
00:09:03What the fuck was that?
00:09:04Bro, do you think I'm an idiot that wouldn't protect our cash with booby traps?
00:09:07Yeah, I do think you're an idiot.
00:09:09Why didn't you give me a warning?
00:09:10That could've hit me.
00:09:10You're fine.
00:09:12Oh, my God.
00:09:12We gotta get that deal done tonight, Lucky.
00:09:14Just flirt a little.
00:09:15Show a little clavicle.
00:09:17Laugh at his jokes.
00:09:18He'll pretend to listen.
00:09:19Come on.
00:09:19Show him the leg.
00:09:20Give him that neck.
00:09:21It's not John's boys.
00:09:22I don't mix business and pleasure.
00:09:23Why not?
00:09:24Because, God, eh?
00:09:25Sex is transactional and business is intimate.
00:09:28Oh, wow.
00:09:28That's healthy.
00:09:29Don't worry.
00:09:30We can manage without this man.
00:09:31Hey, hey.
00:09:32Lucky, Auntie.
00:09:33Look at me.
00:09:34Stop.
00:09:34You cannot fit two million dollars a quarter in your bosom.
00:09:44You can't.
00:09:45Fine.
00:09:47I'll go make this deal if I think I trust him.
00:09:50In the meantime, secure the deli.
00:09:52Make sure no one comes in and out.
00:09:54Matthew, don't be a baby.
00:09:56Have fun on your day.
00:09:57Make good choices.
00:09:58Hey, could somebody take me to the hospital?
00:10:00Matthew, just shut up.
00:10:01Oh, my God.
00:10:02What happened to you?
00:10:03The chips, man.
00:10:04This is your fault.
00:10:18I knew this was a trap, that motherfucker.
00:10:30Lucky.
00:10:32Welcome.
00:10:34Max?
00:10:35I wanted us to have a little privacy for our meeting tonight, so I closed the casino.
00:10:41Nam King?
00:10:42No, thank you.
00:10:58You know, you could put your gun away.
00:11:01It's my emotional support gun.
00:11:02You don't even have me.
00:11:05Would you prefer one or two trip wires, Chief Sob?
00:11:09Raj is fine.
00:11:10Mir's got the boner for the whole Chief Sob thing.
00:11:12Dude, Max won the William Penn Entrepreneur of the Year Award, 2003, 2013, and 2023.
00:11:17I mean, he's like a generational superstar.
00:11:19Dude, you're obsessed with this Max guy.
00:11:21He's everything we could be.
00:11:23An ethnically ambiguous sadist who's into our auntie?
00:11:25No, a criminal that's so good, he's literally above the law.
00:11:28Like a white celebrity when they do vehicular manslaughter.
00:11:31You look good in my palace.
00:11:34I'd look better in my own palace.
00:11:38Who is that?
00:11:39That is my daughter.
00:11:41Seven.
00:11:42I'm a classic girl dad.
00:11:43I've seen Chapel Rowan twice.
00:11:46Her mom died when she was young.
00:11:48Very tragic.
00:11:49We just learned how to move on.
00:11:52I've been alone ever since.
00:11:53Sorry.
00:11:54It's okay.
00:11:55But thank you.
00:11:58Okay, so we will launder our money through your casino.
00:12:02Three percent.
00:12:02That's standard interest.
00:12:03Lucky, let me just cut to the chase.
00:12:05I'm willing to do whatever laundering terms you want.
00:12:09If you go on a second date with me.
00:12:13Max.
00:12:15This is not a first date.
00:12:17I don't mix business and pleasure.
00:12:19What if we play for it?
00:12:22Blackjack?
00:12:25How do we become like this Max guy?
00:12:27Good question.
00:12:28We buy a golf course.
00:12:29We'll be rubbing shoulders with Phillies elite.
00:12:31Untouchable from cops.
00:12:33Away from all this riff-raff.
00:12:34Papa's tree.
00:12:36Exactly.
00:12:37Dude, I'm already texting with the guy who's on the board of the Doylestown Heights Golf Club.
00:12:40They're looking to sell.
00:12:41I love a riches to rags to riches story.
00:12:44We could be the next great American family.
00:12:46Like the Kennedys, but brown.
00:12:48Like the Rockefellers, but brown.
00:12:50Like the Hadids, but dudes.
00:12:52I'm Bella, obviously, because I'm dark and mysterious.
00:12:54You're totally Bella.
00:12:56Dibs on Gigi.
00:12:57You idiots.
00:12:58That makes me Yolanda.
00:13:01The mother?
00:13:03If I win, we mix business and pleasure.
00:13:05If you win, you choose business or pleasure.
00:13:10Deal.
00:13:10Alright.
00:13:11But I deal.
00:13:13Fair enough.
00:13:22Alright, hit me.
00:13:23I'd love to.
00:13:25Oh, look at that.
00:13:27You won.
00:13:29Well...
00:13:30What are you going to choose, Lucky?
00:13:33Fuck it.
00:13:41Hey, you okay?
00:13:42You haven't blinked in like 10 minutes.
00:13:44Just daydreaming about the first thing I'm going to buy when we get our money clean.
00:13:48Carbon fiber bow and arrow to kill Amid.
00:13:50I'll be ready for it.
00:13:57Lucchetti?
00:13:58Are you okay?
00:13:59Did you and Max get into a fight?
00:14:01Bro, that is not fight hair.
00:14:03That's fuck hair.
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:05So like a win-win?
00:14:07How about that?
00:14:08I was choking Max.
00:14:09I told you they were fighting.
00:14:10No, that's roughly.
00:14:11I'll teach you about it later.
00:14:12We don't need Max Sugar.
00:14:14What?
00:14:14We rebuilt Darko on our own, right?
00:14:17With no help from any man whatsoever.
00:14:19I'm a man.
00:14:20So I just decided to have a night off.
00:14:22Consider it your auntie's much-needed vacation.
00:14:25No.
00:14:25We don't need vacations right now.
00:14:27We need to launder millions of dollars.
00:14:29And the only person that can do that is Max Sugar.
00:14:32Why don't you guys listen to what I'm telling you?
00:14:34Calm down.
00:14:34I don't know him well enough to get into bed with him.
00:14:36You were literally just in bed with him.
00:14:38That is disgusting.
00:14:38We did it on the floor.
00:14:39Oh, gross.
00:14:40You really have to stop with the details.
00:14:42A jam.
00:14:43We've been here before.
00:14:44And we will figure this out as a family like we always do.
00:14:48I, I just, I need a few more days just to-
00:14:51Tell us where the money is!
00:14:52What the fuck?
00:14:56Show us the film to miss!
00:14:57Benjamin Franklin?
00:14:58White Medea.
00:14:59What the fuck do you mean White Medea?
00:15:00What are you doing?
00:15:01Put your mask back on.
00:15:02Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:15:03Hide the cash.
00:15:11Fuck, where's my gun?
00:15:13We need backup!
00:15:14Get your asses in here!
00:15:16Black lives.
00:15:16What is this, room raiders?
00:15:17I rigged it so they can't see us, but we can see them.
00:15:19Keep packing.
00:15:19All right.
00:15:20No, wait.
00:15:22I rigged the coat, too.
00:15:24I hope they can see us.
00:15:25You idiot.
00:15:27Hey, where are you at?
00:15:28Yo, she's over here.
00:15:30All right, forget the money.
00:15:31We've got to help Hucky.
00:15:37Okay, on my count.
00:15:38One, two.
00:15:39Oh, my damn it.
00:15:40Are you up, man?
00:15:41I am.
00:15:42Come here, bitch boy.
00:15:43Hey, get back.
00:15:44I'll throw this on you, I swear.
00:15:45I can't do it again.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46Let's go.
00:15:48Come here.
00:15:49Got you.
00:15:54What the fuck is this?
00:15:56Come on, move.
00:15:59Let's go.
00:16:00Don't touch them.
00:16:02Stop moving.
00:16:04Turn on the lights.
00:16:11What are you doing?
00:16:12We don't leave witnesses.
00:16:14Leave them alone.
00:16:16Hey, Lucky.
00:16:17Got something you forgot at the casino.
00:16:19Hey.
00:16:21What's going on here?
00:16:23Get out of here, old man.
00:16:24Or I'm firing nine millimeters into your silver dome.
00:16:26Thank you very much for warning me.
00:16:28I really appreciate that.
00:16:29But what's actually going to happen is you're going to drop that gun.
00:16:33You're going to play a little game of chance with me.
00:16:35I saw him play that game.
00:16:36He was really good at it.
00:16:37You guys should play it.
00:16:38You've got some balls, dude.
00:16:39Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:16:41He's a three-time William Penn Entrepreneur of the Year.
00:16:44My name's Max.
00:16:45He's Max Sugar.
00:16:46Wait.
00:16:47You're Max Sugar?
00:16:49The maniac who took out the Camden gang?
00:16:50Oh.
00:16:51No.
00:16:52They just lost a game of dice.
00:16:54Which is what we're going to play.
00:16:58Odds are even.
00:16:59No, sir.
00:16:59I don't think that I...
00:17:00Or I could just go to your house and make your family play instead.
00:17:03Do you want that?
00:17:04No.
00:17:04I'll play.
00:17:04I'll play.
00:17:05Um.
00:17:06Even.
00:17:07Even.
00:17:10Even.
00:17:10You get to go home.
00:17:12So you have three seconds to do that.
00:17:14One.
00:17:14Let's fucking go!
00:17:22They're fast.
00:17:23Max.
00:17:23I just want to...
00:17:26Tony.
00:17:27Yes.
00:17:27Um.
00:17:28I think there's five of them.
00:17:30Um.
00:17:31No.
00:17:32No.
00:17:33What was the first one?
00:17:34Shotgun.
00:17:36Yeah.
00:17:37Just try it.
00:17:38All right.
00:17:39All right.
00:17:39I'll talk to you later.
00:17:39Bye.
00:17:40I just wanted to say that...
00:17:49You were saying?
00:17:51Um.
00:17:52Uh.
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:54We just really, really appreciate everything you've just done for us.
00:17:58Oh, no problem.
00:18:00Well.
00:18:01I should go.
00:18:02I should get back to that successful money laundering casino of mine.
00:18:06Yeah.
00:18:13Yeah.
00:18:14Well, we'll get home safe.
00:18:15I will.
00:18:16Wait.
00:18:17Max.
00:18:18Yes?
00:18:22I think...
00:18:24I can mix business and pleasure with you.
00:18:29Sure.
00:18:31I don't want to rush things.
00:18:35I'm sure.
00:18:39You can fuck me, but don't fuck me, Ilvo.
00:18:47So happy to be in pieces together.
00:18:48Read the room.
00:18:50What?
00:18:51You're trying to have a moment.
00:18:52Look at them.
00:18:53Oh.
00:18:54Come on.
00:18:54Sorry, guys.
00:18:55Shut up.
00:18:56Let's go.
00:19:10Hey, they don't my heart, guys.
00:19:13Ameth was behind the deli robbery.
00:19:15I'm going to get him.
00:19:15All right, relax, John Wick.
00:19:16We'll get Ameth once Max cleans up on you, okay?
00:19:18One step at a time.
00:19:20You really like Max?
00:19:21I like that he doesn't ask annoying questions.
00:19:25Okay.
00:19:26Everything's looking good.
00:19:28Yeah, it is.
00:19:32Whoa.
00:19:33I have never felt less sex popular.
00:19:39Hang on.
00:19:41Which you prefer, sir?
00:19:42You should know.
00:19:42I'd rather have you make a mistake than ask a question.
00:19:47The DARS have been spotted at the Sugar Palace Casino.
00:19:49That's not what I'm talking about.
00:19:51Time to make a trip to the Sugar Palace.
00:19:52We're going to get those fucking DARS.
00:19:54Especially the cuter one.
00:19:56Musty's your cousin.
00:19:58I'm just joshing.
00:19:59I know you're one of the good ones.
00:20:00I am, sir.
00:20:02Yeah, but they're not.
00:20:03We are going to take them down.
00:20:05I woke up looking for the Barclays.
00:20:07I keep keep a horn on me.
00:20:09That come my seat.
00:20:10I keep my shit on me.
00:20:10The Malics make their drop-offs at the deli every Thursday.
00:20:14We're in the tab, Julia.
00:20:17Then the boys will bring your dirty money here.
00:20:21It's very important that they act like losers who think they're hot shit.
00:20:25Hello, hello.
00:20:26Chip me, daddy.
00:20:28They're not here to gamble.
00:20:29They will pretend to gamble.
00:20:31Oh, Lord.
00:20:32Hello.
00:20:33Where are you from?
00:20:34Oh, God.
00:20:36Oh, God.
00:20:37After a couple hours, they bring back their chips without getting any money.
00:20:42This is the good part.
00:20:46Once I have your money, the casino pays that same amount to your fake corporation for your
00:20:51fake services.
00:20:54And now you can finally use that money to open credit cards, bank deals, real estate, cars,
00:21:01whatever you want.
00:21:02That simple?
00:21:03I work the same magic with the Odessa syndicate, Jake Paul, Papa John.
00:21:09Slut.
00:21:12We're in the sugar palace, baby.
00:21:14We're doing it.
00:21:15Hey, Smear.
00:21:16Hi, Roger.
00:21:17Oh, it's a...
00:21:17Hi.
00:21:18Hey.
00:21:19You're just in time for the big moment.
00:21:20Oh, great.
00:21:21Lucky.
00:21:22Oh.
00:21:23Oh.
00:21:23I would be the happiest man in the world if I could call you chief executive officer
00:21:30of a fake corporation.
00:21:33Luck now, entertainment?
00:21:36Michelle Corporation.
00:21:37This is every girl's dream.
00:21:38And I'm a nasty bitch.
00:21:42This is a freaking amateur tutorial.
00:21:44Roger, do you have anything to say?
00:21:46Smear?
00:21:47I do.
00:21:47We have arrived, motherfuckers.
00:21:50Oh, buddy.
00:21:52All right.
00:21:53Come on.
00:21:55Yes!
00:21:55Business!
00:22:10crime is on the rise in philly and forgive my language but that really steams my clams
00:22:18i pledge to clean up the cesspools bing bing yeah starting with that den of iniquity the sugar
00:22:26palace casino boo boo sugar palace boo and i'm gonna take that passion to the next level as your next
00:22:46i'm okay
00:22:52you got it thank you god you've got it isn't she great somebody find out her name
00:23:01shit what that lubeless condom chad water just pledged to shut down the casino
00:23:08max i'm so sorry man it really sucks for you sucks for us jahil he literally just started laundering
00:23:14money for us if he goes down we go down you know i've been dealing with these city hall types
00:23:19my
00:23:19whole career in fact there's one right here wow councilman walsh you're in my pocket
00:23:30i got this
00:23:34oh it's nice to have a reliable partner for once that's so mean i get it
00:23:45district attorney chad water i'm max sugar i know who you are mr sugar how'd you get into my office
00:23:51there's always a backdoor in philadelphia and uh i'm a backdoor man you flirting with me
00:23:57because i'll sue you for sexual harassment he's got an appointment yeah he came through
00:24:02schaefer's office the governor's a good friend you're trying to intimidate me no i'm inspired by
00:24:08your pledge to clean up philadelphia i just want to help i could make door calls
00:24:13right let's see here dial nine you don't have to dial nine it's just a phone hi i'm looking for
00:24:21miss chavez it's not even plugged in uh yes i'm with uh andrew chadwater's campaign what okay want
00:24:27to donate fifty thousand dollars oh he's lovely he's right here actually nice tie nice watch okay i
00:24:34got it another hundred thousand dollars hi oh you're a little kid and you want to donate five
00:24:40dollars i'm sure these aren't real calls yeah i know that we'll get right back to you
00:24:45that's a lot think i keep answering these real calls get up to two hundred thousand dollars
00:24:55i can help you this golf deal has to go through before chadwater gets to the casino
00:25:00otherwise baba's legacy will die and darko will be done i get that but how does this place not
00:25:05trigger the shit out of you man because i'm focused okay we have to get this deal done
00:25:08all right game faces here he comes is that him hold up is he is he white what color is
00:25:15that what
00:25:15do you mean is he why his name is ressa to lie did you not get any of the messages
00:25:18i sent you about
00:25:19this watch can you please just go to the bar you're gonna blow this don't tell me what to do
00:25:22man
00:25:22what up players hey there he is my man i have decided that i'm gonna be at the bar thank
00:25:28you
00:25:29thank you all around nice club this whole thing look i got your email that's all sure you sure you
00:25:35make all the improvements you're promising that shit takes a lot of capital we're minting more
00:25:39money than these assholes chill the deal makes sense to me but i need permission from the board
00:25:44just to wipe my ass my folks don't trust my judgment since i got that ship stuck in the suez
00:25:50canal
00:25:50that was you you guys don't really fit the profile of this place that's why you came to you a
00:25:55persian
00:25:55family buying a golf course in the 1950s chill with that shit around here my name is rizzo
00:26:01they still think my family's italian hey i get that my white name's peter and listen rizzo peter
00:26:08we are very motivated to close this deal okay we're willing to offer you double the appraiser's
00:26:13estimate cash that'll work and we sweeten the pot you know you can get the board to look past our
00:26:19profile let me go run it up the flag hole as long as you guys are upstanding citizens we should
00:26:25be
00:26:25able to get this done you're kidding you're looking at us clean clean i went to drexel university
00:26:29clean as a whistle i'll be it be in touch oh pound it dog i'm gonna use that i'll see
00:26:36you on the links
00:26:37you guys aren't gonna believe this and we just sent me a video what no no no no not
00:26:41pussy ass hello cocors and mir word on the street is you two idiots are somehow doing quite well
00:26:48that's my money i know where all the bodies are buried and i would love to expose your arses
00:26:54fuck but i'm willing to refrain from doing that if you bring me a million dollars to the garage at
00:27:01wah-wah in 50k tomorrow 7 fucking p.m that son of a bitch look guys we have to figure
00:27:08this out okay
00:27:09the board's already on the fence about us if they find out about emma they're gonna kill the deal
00:27:12okay just when i get your life sorted this little piece of product he tries to squirm up uh asses
00:27:17here
00:27:17we go watch this deal we'll pay you the money no we're not gonna give that traitor a million
00:27:25dollars you crazy oh yeah i'm gonna kill this motherfucker what the fuck what the hell
00:27:38let me tell you a little story mr sugar when i was the first
00:27:47when i was the first openly gay polish american kicker in penn state history an assistant coach
00:27:53told me i could make 50k if i missed a field goal in the fourth quarter well i hope you
00:27:58took it
00:28:00andrew was new ski chadwater cannot be bought so tell all your power broker friends that i'm gonna
00:28:07find their smoke-filled rooms and i'm gonna open a window there's the door i know where the door is
00:28:20the second door the glass door just
00:28:27thanks everybody just part of the job
00:28:32none of your phones are out no one's gonna post this
00:28:36yeah what
00:28:37safia you're fired you think i do all of this just to hear your fat flippers flapping
00:28:45i'm sorry my mom's in town
00:28:48dino get in here
00:28:50why didn't you tell me you have a mole
00:28:52i got us
00:28:53matthew
00:28:54what's up i'm dino manzoukas i go to temple university i'm an intern for andrew chadwater
00:28:59is there a ball filled with peanut butter you should be licking
00:29:02safia you're fired
00:29:03you know i wake up and i don't remember if i'm matthew or dino
00:29:06um i have professor back at emerson college mr mcgowan who really taught me that
00:29:11if you dream in character you can't fail
00:29:14i had no idea he was such a good actor
00:29:17there is some bad news
00:29:19oh yeah after you left
00:29:22can i help you down from your shining city on a hill
00:29:28we had a hunch before but now we know for sure that max is in bed with those scumbags
00:29:32we gotta get up in his guts before he covers his tracks
00:29:35i want a seizure warrant
00:29:36the good news is now that we have dino
00:29:39we're gonna know every move that chadwater makes
00:29:44i have never dated an equal before
00:29:48not ever
00:29:49my last girlfriend didn't know what adjacent meant
00:29:52mike's boyfriend robbed me and now i keep his balls as a paperweight
00:29:57i know this is all happening so fast but i can see a future for us
00:30:01we could do really bad things together
00:30:04do you want to do really bad things right now
00:30:08to chadwater or to me
00:30:14do i have your consent to unbutton your pants
00:30:16yes
00:30:17do i have your consent to unbutton your jacket
00:30:18you do
00:30:28what in the rr is this bullshit
00:30:30check it out dude it's in a roomie
00:30:32some ancient homemade sword whip thingies i made it myself
00:30:34oh my god
00:30:35hey lucky auntie
00:30:36murdering emeth is his thing
00:30:38i don't have to come to this right
00:30:40you too
00:30:41you have to do this alone
00:30:42okay
00:30:43you're not coming with us
00:30:44you can do this
00:30:45you have your brother with you but j
00:30:47you love shooting things that's kind of like your thing
00:30:51you have to learn how to do things without me
00:30:54okay
00:30:55okay
00:30:56okay
00:30:57remember what your baba said
00:30:59watch each other's backs
00:31:01bring emeth's head for me so i can take a piss on it
00:31:03no matter what
00:31:05have fun
00:31:10let's go get some new weapons
00:31:12razors are starting to fall off on that thing
00:31:13yeah i like to go shopping
00:31:15i need new clothes anyway
00:31:16yeah you look lmc
00:31:18lower middle class
00:31:19i'm wearing a quarter zip watch your mouth
00:31:23all good
00:31:24care for the polyester trash garbage
00:31:27or crap machine
00:31:28i'm ready to throw down
00:31:30put it on the card
00:31:31i'm good for it
00:31:32beautiful fabric
00:31:33oh broke
00:31:34broke
00:31:40bag them all up
00:31:41i'm gonna need this in an extra small
00:31:43scoping watch
00:31:44seeing how these lanes
00:31:46tell me about that javelin
00:31:50this is so good
00:31:56oh bro try this
00:32:02i'm gonna blow your mind
00:32:05oh
00:32:06what is that pistachio milk
00:32:08eighteen bucks a quart
00:32:09we are so back
00:32:10it's so good
00:32:11oh my god
00:32:13reza just texted me
00:32:14he said
00:32:14the board wants to meet us tomorrow
00:32:16oh
00:32:18hey um
00:32:19crazy pitch
00:32:21what if we
00:32:22didn't do a murder
00:32:23you know
00:32:23what if we just paid emet off
00:32:24you know
00:32:25just got back to this
00:32:26what are you talking about dude
00:32:28we're on our way to being part of the criminal elite
00:32:30like max
00:32:31but if we kill emet
00:32:33that will ruin everything
00:32:34this is about honor
00:32:35not business
00:32:36raj you know
00:32:37i love baba just as much as you do
00:32:38okay but i'm choosing to honor his legacy
00:32:40by making us real players in this game
00:32:43you know like the indian guy that runs ibm
00:32:45or the indian guy that runs google
00:32:47or the indian guy that runs youtube
00:32:48or the pakistani guy who runs london
00:32:51or the pakistani guy who was in star wars rogue one
00:32:53or amright shamalan
00:32:54or the pakistani guy in one direction
00:32:57or the indian guy that sings chocolate rain
00:32:59which in my opinion
00:32:59is one of the greatest songs of the 20th century
00:33:03your massage is in ending
00:33:05we are killing him
00:33:08now i'm gonna go take a piss
00:33:10and maybe more
00:33:11because i've had four pakolas
00:33:14and this latte
00:33:15is really cranking through my system right now
00:33:18and i'm taking my vest
00:33:23and don't get all butthurt
00:33:24you can yell your big feelings through the door
00:33:26you're not a murderer raj
00:33:35and i think the universe agrees
00:33:37oh great yeah citing the universe
00:33:39excellent good for you
00:33:40but emma killed baba
00:33:42uh-huh
00:33:43an eye for an eye mir
00:33:44for most in human history this is standard practice
00:33:46i was born in the wrong multiverse
00:33:49hey i was wondering
00:33:50what's the best multiverse thing
00:33:52it's ant-man right
00:33:54ant-man
00:33:55what are you even
00:33:56actually ant-man is not that bad
00:33:58what's the worst one is
00:33:59what's wanda vision
00:34:01which is really bad
00:34:02the sfx from the spider-verse verse
00:34:03was so good
00:34:04it re-triggered my best ayahuasca visuals
00:34:06mmm
00:34:09hello
00:34:09mir
00:34:11mir the door's stuck
00:34:13are you not even here
00:34:15are you going to pay ameth
00:34:17god damn it mir
00:34:26no no no raj what are you doing
00:34:27what are you doing
00:34:28we have to kill ameth
00:34:30no we don't
00:34:30is that a bag of cash
00:34:33yeah
00:34:34put the bag down
00:34:35put your swords down
00:34:36i will if you will
00:34:37fine
00:34:38count of three
00:34:39okay
00:34:39okay
00:34:41one
00:34:42two
00:34:43three
00:34:44oh
00:34:44son of a
00:34:45fuck the shit
00:34:46come on
00:34:51roach roach
00:34:52no no no no
00:34:54oh shit
00:34:58we're gonna screw everything up
00:35:02okay it's here
00:35:07shit
00:35:07oh shit
00:35:10it's a tremendous car
00:35:15uh hi uh robot i'm actually in a huge fucking hurry so if you can start going that would be
00:35:21really good oh what the fuck is this don't slow i can walk faster than this can you hurry up
00:35:26please
00:35:29stab the right arm zip tie the wrist throw him in the trunk you got this
00:35:38oh son what are you doing ghost baba damn these mushrooms are hitting i'm gonna get you justice
00:35:46and what will that get you closure you're not a killer raj you're the heart of this family
00:35:53i'm just not beating the way i used to things are different now i wanted to protect you from this
00:36:00life because i wanted you to be better than me so you didn't have to do the things i did
00:36:05to survive
00:36:06go be with your brother he's family and be who you are and let go of me
00:36:17okay i'll do what i can i just wish you would stay
00:36:35i'm sorry i have to defy you ghost baba
00:36:51what the hell is this you like porno rambo hello you dirty old fuck evening you mush brain
00:36:59cunt yeah i can say that because i'm british it's allowed do you think i'm afraid of you
00:37:05your old man was a twat but at least he was tough you my son you're soft i was soft
00:37:15i got hard as
00:37:16soon as you killed my dad oh where'd you get the kukri same place i got my razor with oh
00:37:23stop it
00:37:24raj you're not gonna kill me you don't have it in you and where's my money you dars are going
00:37:30down
00:37:31and i do not intend to go down with you
00:37:35we're leveling up oh shut up you shut up chad water's all over your asses it's only a matter of
00:37:41time before it all comes crumbling down you know what why don't you shut the fuck up before i kill
00:37:46you're old school you're old school you're the heart of this family
00:37:51all right i'll get out go but when they come to haul your asses off to jail i'll be laughing
00:38:01my
00:38:01ass off just like that
00:38:14you're speaking urdu now just trying to impress you is it working
00:38:25okay okay okay we have to focus we just need chad water to be distracted by something else
00:38:33mr sugar you should turn on the news we've gotten word that district attorney and openly gay mayoral
00:38:39candidate andrew chadwater is holding an emergency press conference about this shocking explosion in
00:38:45fish town well well well looks like we've got our distraction without lifting a finger
00:38:53friends neighbors you folks this violence is part of the rampant drug crime plaguing
00:39:00philadelphia what the sam hill is happening to our city detectives have identified the body as
00:39:06saeed amad and have located the primary and only suspect and i plan to prosecute him to the full
00:39:13extent of the law god darn it say heck no to drugs you guys are the real stars
00:39:21the police hands in the air isa ibrahim dar you are under arrest for first degree murder
00:39:27it's raj
00:39:29among us on the streets of philadelphia but not anymore when justice comes for raj dar and it will
00:39:35this will truly be the city of brotherly
00:39:39took a midnight swim in my dreams
00:39:57did you do it did i do it because i told you to do it and you said you really
00:40:04wanted to do it and all you ever talked about was doing it i didn't have to do it
00:40:09because i did it with my third eye he didn't do it
00:40:12no shut up and raj speak to it with my third eye it means he did it
00:40:16did i
00:40:20i didn't do it my god but somebody did kill amad so
00:40:25win-win how is that a fucking win-win when the guy who killed him is out and you're in
00:40:28jail
00:40:29i don't think you guys realize how bad this is for our business okay we are losing dealers left and
00:40:33right and you can't exactly buy a golf course if the first thing that happens when you google our
00:40:36name is a video of a fucking car bomb and bought that man come the fuck down shut the fuck
00:40:39up
00:40:40relax bercy whitehall is still in
00:40:41arraignment is tomorrow we'll post fail raj will come home we'll just figure out the trial from there
00:40:47okay yeah
00:40:48listen to me
00:40:49my little
00:40:50gotcha calva
00:40:51oh my god
00:40:52lucky auntie
00:40:52we'll get you out of here
00:40:54no time at all okay
00:40:56my baby can't survive prison for too long
00:40:58i'm scared
00:40:59okay if you need to remember you can always turn a toothbrush into a shank
00:41:02all you need is a razor
00:41:03lighter
00:41:04tweezer
00:41:05toner clipper
00:41:07got it
00:41:09who's ready for the poconos
00:41:11fresh powder
00:41:12honey did you not get my message
00:41:14we can't go to the fucking poconos
00:41:16roger's in jail
00:41:17right
00:41:17we just need to find the best most fucked up lawyer asshole money can buy to get roger out
00:41:23i think i know just the asshole
00:41:26yeah
00:41:26we play ping pong together
00:41:28oh
00:41:28this guy's gotten some really bad people off for some pretty heinous crimes
00:41:33okay
00:41:36i'm sorry what did he say
00:41:41i said the sinaloa cartel
00:41:43oh no
00:41:44yes
00:41:44that
00:41:44that
00:41:45that is our guy
00:41:46yeah those are bad people
00:41:47that's good
00:41:47my man is in the clink
00:41:51that's my jacket
00:41:52our jacket
00:41:53we're family now
00:41:54sure
00:41:55my marriage to raj
00:41:56is more of a situationship
00:41:57butts
00:41:58and hangs
00:41:59and butt stuff
00:42:01when he's feeling more secure
00:42:01but i
00:42:03will stop
00:42:04at nothing
00:42:05until my man
00:42:06is free
00:42:08you're late
00:42:08nice to see you
00:42:09this is max
00:42:10lucky's
00:42:11boyfriend
00:42:12oh
00:42:16okay so i obviously posted raj's mugshots online
00:42:19and
00:42:20they
00:42:20have already gone viral
00:42:21they're calling him the fuck me felon
00:42:23manika
00:42:24we're busy here
00:42:26trying to get raj out of jail
00:42:27not this rubbish
00:42:28yeah uh
00:42:29can you not clock that internet popularity can make your freaking case
00:42:32luigi
00:42:33anand saeed
00:42:34or the steward
00:42:35it's actually not a bad idea
00:42:36it's like reverse racial profiling
00:42:38but
00:42:39for hotness
00:42:40give me this
00:42:41just let me cook
00:42:48you wouldn't have gotten to where you are
00:42:49if you weren't a ruthless businessman mr whitehall
00:42:52that is why you deal to all the colleges in the philly area
00:42:55you
00:42:56are a killer
00:43:05it's not personal
00:43:05but it's only a matter of time before the feds bring you down with raj
00:43:08then they're showing up to my campus
00:43:10arresting me during my improv show
00:43:11my parents take away my range rover
00:43:13just gets messy
00:43:14look the difference is
00:43:16raj is in jail for murder
00:43:17not drugs
00:43:18and he's innocent
00:43:19most likely
00:43:20look
00:43:20i was raised to believe that all men are innocent no matter what they've done
00:43:23so
00:43:23oh
00:43:24but business is business
00:43:26you will be out on bail
00:43:27yeah my mom said the same thing about my dad at christmas 2013
00:43:30look unless raj has a secretary that's open to settling at a court
00:43:33you are fucked
00:43:34there's a lot to unpack there
00:43:36but i digress
00:43:37we're about to get a golf course percy
00:43:39and we both know that that type of clientele is going to do you really well
00:43:41and the pen regattas tonight right
00:43:43kids are coming from all over the tri-state area
00:43:45they're going to need their johnny's
00:43:47johnny's
00:43:49yeah
00:43:50and
00:43:50i can get coke from the phil brothers
00:43:52no heat
00:43:53does that
00:43:54what if we offered you a 10% discount on this pickup
00:43:58it's not worth the risk
00:44:00apologies guys
00:44:04hey percy
00:44:05hi
00:44:06hey ladies
00:44:06see you at scotty hall
00:44:07i'm doing a tight morning
00:44:08that salmon
00:44:10pant-backed
00:44:12motherfucker
00:44:13we're going to get raj out
00:44:18lucky
00:44:18i want to introduce you to raj's lawyer
00:44:20oh yeah
00:44:21yeah
00:44:22this is my pal daniel
00:44:24hey
00:44:28ping to my pong
00:44:29pong to my ping
00:44:30we're so in sync with each other
00:44:32uh this is my girlfriend
00:44:34lucky
00:44:35girlfriend yes
00:44:37nice to meet you
00:44:38daniel
00:44:39is it
00:44:40it's pronounced daniel
00:44:41but it sounds better
00:44:42when screamed into a pillow
00:44:44we met each other
00:44:45on a bicycle trip
00:44:46through toronto
00:44:47got to talking about music
00:44:49the next thing we knew
00:44:50we were having lunch
00:44:51we had some of those famous
00:44:52canadian croissants
00:44:53croissants
00:44:54yeah
00:44:54let me get in this
00:44:56my name is mir dar
00:44:57brother of the eqs
00:44:58really happy to have you on the team
00:44:59i've heard a lot of good things
00:45:02what's up with you and the ping pong lawyer
00:45:03shut the fuck up
00:45:04so much
00:45:08lucky
00:45:08yeah
00:45:09are you okay
00:45:09oh yeah yeah
00:45:10i just
00:45:10did i say girlfriend too soon
00:45:12not at all
00:45:12because i don't want to love bop
00:45:13you are not
00:45:14i want to breadcrumb you
00:45:16no maybe not
00:45:17you know i've been listening to a podcast
00:45:19no
00:45:20it's called call her daddy
00:45:21call her daddy
00:45:24yes
00:45:26yes
00:45:26yes
00:45:27yes
00:45:27yes
00:45:28yes
00:45:28yes
00:45:28okay
00:45:29okay
00:45:29okay
00:45:29okay
00:45:29okay
00:45:29okay
00:45:29okay
00:45:30okay
00:45:30okay
00:45:30okay
00:45:30okay
00:45:30okay
00:45:30okay
00:45:31okay
00:45:35so you see me underground
00:45:36but
00:45:37my knees are double
00:45:38my feet and knuckles
00:45:40my feet are rumble
00:45:41i see the trouble
00:45:42every night
00:45:43the court will now hear arguments for bail
00:45:45mr chadwater for the people
00:45:47thank you your honor
00:45:48the people request no bail as we deem the defendant a danger to society and someone who will probably kill
00:45:55again
00:45:56this bearded individual had the audacity to bomb a car 100 miles away from where 9-11 happened
00:46:029-11
00:46:03i can't say that
00:46:04is he cuomoing me
00:46:05well he's cuomoing the shit out here
00:46:07multiple eyewitnesses said that mr dar spoke openly about killing saeed amid
00:46:11and when the murder victim's home was searched
00:46:13officers found this
00:46:17what an asshole
00:46:18he's got terrible handwriting
00:46:19now that showed
00:46:20what's on the other side
00:46:22oh this
00:46:23this is a screenplay he was writing
00:46:25exterior mocha tissue
00:46:27night
00:46:27shahrazad
00:46:2820
00:46:29curvaceous
00:46:30beautiful but doesn't know it
00:46:31objection your honor
00:46:32introduction of evidence
00:46:34this is not a trial
00:46:37your honor
00:46:38rule 571 clearly states that new evidence cannot be introduced before a trial
00:46:42babe
00:46:48babe
00:46:51that's the honorable judge carrie mccormick up there
00:46:54hey did you think you could just waltz in here with your mom donnie crew and the rules wouldn't apply
00:46:59to you
00:46:59objection that's probably racist
00:47:01how is that racist i'm a sleewa guy
00:47:03why would you bring up mom donnie
00:47:05because he's a mayor and running for mayor
00:47:08hey i don't know what the rules are anymore
00:47:09it's like if i brought up chris pine
00:47:11chris pratt
00:47:13chris hemsworth
00:47:14this is going great for me
00:47:15chris evans
00:47:15chris evans
00:47:16chris evans
00:47:16chris evans any of the white
00:47:18order
00:47:18mr khan enter your plea
00:47:20um
00:47:21our guy wants
00:47:26your honor
00:47:26i'm
00:47:27really sorry i called you that
00:47:29hey he didn't ask if he could approach the bench
00:47:30well you didn't ask if you could bring up 9-11
00:47:329-11 belongs to everyone
00:47:33why did you bring it up in this context
00:47:34well i'm sorry i'm an american
00:47:379-11 happened everywhere it was just bad in one place okay
00:47:40your honor
00:47:43i'm sorry i called you babe
00:47:44i've never called a judge babe before
00:47:47i mean not in the courtroom
00:47:49we were seeing each other
00:47:50well we hooked up a couple times
00:47:51well we didn't go all the way
00:47:52i asked both times
00:47:53your guy is spoofing it
00:47:54your honor
00:47:54um
00:47:55i took a day call earlier today
00:47:57and i think they're still researching
00:47:59what the side effects are on that
00:48:00please just stop talking about it
00:48:03about the babe thing
00:48:04let's just forget it ever happened
00:48:06well that's a relief thanks babe
00:48:08this is not feeling good to me
00:48:11this case will be held at no bail
00:48:14what no no no no no
00:48:16this car will be held in federal prison until trial
00:48:23i'm sorry i don't know what came over me
00:48:27actually i do know what happened
00:48:28but it feels a little personal to say
00:48:30unless this is a safe space
00:48:32guys relax
00:48:33the fuck me film perp walk is doing crazy numbers on socials
00:48:39i don't know
00:48:40okay well
00:48:40my job is done here
00:48:41so if you guys need me i'm gonna be on discord
00:48:44gooning in my husband's face
00:48:45nobody knows what that means
00:48:46i do
00:48:47i just don't want to explain
00:48:49knock if you need me
00:48:50please knock
00:49:12what are you guys saying
00:49:19lucky and i used to date
00:49:20dude
00:49:21what the hell is wrong with you
00:49:23you're breaking walahis
00:49:27hey
00:49:30yo
00:49:33you guys need a point guard
00:49:38all right yeah
00:49:39it looks like you guys got a good team dynamic going on
00:49:42sorry
00:49:42i'm a new guy so
00:49:43i'm just gonna
00:49:45warm the bench
00:49:47oh
00:49:48rajda
00:49:49remember me
00:49:52super
00:49:53you tried to kill me
00:49:56yeah
00:49:58yeah
00:49:59you remember
00:50:00oh pal bring it in
00:50:03oh come on back bruv
00:50:05i don't fight
00:50:05unless you want me to
00:50:06what you doing dog
00:50:07so you and lucky
00:50:10i should have known
00:50:12why because we're both pakistani
00:50:13we all know each other
00:50:14we've all had sex with each other
00:50:15we have a pakistani orgy every week
00:50:17huh
00:50:17that's racist
00:50:19although in this case it is accurate
00:50:20so
00:50:21i guess your racism
00:50:23worked out this time
00:50:24so when you guys were speaking urdu
00:50:26were you saying you wanted to be together
00:50:28god no
00:50:30he's a degenerate gambler
00:50:32i tried everything to quit
00:50:33including hypnotherapy
00:50:34i was a rooster for a week
00:50:35still gambled
00:50:36i was a rouletting rooster
00:50:38even as a rooster he was gambling
00:50:39you ruined our lives babe
00:50:40i see what you did
00:50:41and i'm not a fan of it
00:50:43i thought you were gonna kill me
00:50:44prison changes you
00:50:45hey have you read this
00:50:47the alchemist
00:50:49it changed my life
00:50:50i'm like a prison guru now
00:50:52you know this
00:50:53whole spiritual self-help section
00:50:55has really made me re-evaluate
00:50:56all the people i've dismembered
00:50:58ah show me the way man
00:51:00i talked so much about wanting to kill emma
00:51:02but i didn't actually do it
00:51:03and i don't know who did
00:51:06you should talk to ali
00:51:07ali the malik
00:51:09yeah
00:51:09ali you're
00:51:10why does someone think it's a little dick bro
00:51:11it's a bald one
00:51:12yeah
00:51:13don't want to rest in piss face
00:51:14the last photo that humza posted
00:51:16was a pic of
00:51:16him ali emeth
00:51:18all at
00:51:19bowling
00:51:20how serious were you two
00:51:22god it was just a friend
00:51:24very serious
00:51:25max
00:51:27daniel meant absolutely nothing to me
00:51:29she faced that with my mom
00:51:30my mom called her baby
00:51:31which in urdo
00:51:33means daughter
00:51:34i got an extra mouth guard
00:51:35just to keep at her place
00:51:36i paid out of pocket
00:51:39it was worth it
00:51:40i'm gonna slap you
00:51:42oh
00:51:42i'm not gonna slap you
00:51:44like
00:51:44you're just jealous i had her first
00:51:46she's with me
00:51:48for now
00:51:49we're in the middle of a fucking crisis here
00:51:51and all you two grown men can do
00:51:54is slap each other
00:51:57you both want me
00:51:59just lucky
00:52:00i'm sorry
00:52:00i'm sorry
00:52:02fine
00:52:02whoever
00:52:04can get raj out of jail
00:52:08that's me
00:52:13you guys want to date my auntie
00:52:17then you're gonna have to get your shit
00:52:18yo no
00:52:18we followed
00:52:20she made it
00:52:21really clear
00:52:22stated it so plainly
00:52:23it was her
00:52:24last words before she left the room
00:52:25i don't need a recap
00:52:26you need a recap
00:52:26no
00:52:27it was a challenge
00:52:29i had
00:52:30mistakes have been established
00:52:35are you the fuck me felon
00:52:38the what
00:52:39you are
00:52:40the dude my girlfriend is obsessed with
00:52:42i don't know what you're talking about
00:52:44bullshit
00:52:45you're lying to me
00:52:46you're the famous fuck me felon
00:52:48big rob
00:52:48you're lying
00:52:49hey
00:52:50hey
00:52:50hey
00:52:51hey
00:52:51hey
00:52:51we brought some old violence over here remember
00:52:53listen mr big rob sir
00:52:55um my family is doing really well on the outside
00:52:58so instead of kicking my ass
00:52:59i can get you some things
00:53:01you know if you need a cell phone or cigarettes
00:53:03i need compression socks
00:53:04i have edema
00:53:06and some gluten free snacks
00:53:07i'll call my brother and he'll get you compression socks and gluten free snacks
00:53:11just give me a couple of hours
00:53:13today bitch
00:53:15yeah whatever you need
00:53:17compression socks
00:53:18okay you got it
00:53:19oh wait no don't hang up
00:53:21i was gonna show tit
00:53:22i saw a landline on the curb
00:53:24he could still sense it
00:53:26wait how is my viral hunk doing
00:53:28he's in trouble and so are we
00:53:32you know we lost two dealers for the fub bros
00:53:34and resident needs his down payment soon for the golf course
00:53:37oh jesus
00:53:38well i have something that'll cheer you up
00:53:40look at this
00:53:41jimmy motherfucking jimble
00:53:42so his real name is raj
00:53:44but the internet has been calling him the f me felon
00:53:47based on this attractive bug shock
00:53:50now this is how the legal system works in america
00:53:52you're innocent until proven ugly
00:53:54first i'm officially a raj
00:53:55i
00:53:56officially a raj
00:53:57yeah that's what i'm calling the fucking felons fans
00:53:59the rajis
00:53:59okay i mean that's clever but
00:54:01thank you i know
00:54:02you think it's actually gonna work
00:54:03like you think he's gonna get released from jail soon
00:54:05it is working
00:54:06chadwater's approval ratings are way down
00:54:08was the poll on my id story
00:54:09yes
00:54:10are my followers like generally misinformed and extremely biased
00:54:13also yes
00:54:14now look up i need you to be serious with me
00:54:16do you think i can still get away with using my drexel student id
00:54:20to rush a frat
00:54:21no i gotta get into the regatta
00:54:22i still need one more chance to talk to whitehall and
00:54:25fuck now i gotta give these socks to raj
00:54:27can you go for me
00:54:27i really don't have time
00:54:29mm-mm mm-mm
00:54:29you have to get your name approved in advance and i'm holding out for conjugal
00:54:32you know what
00:54:33raj will be fine
00:54:34okay well show him tip for me
00:54:36you wear my socks bitch
00:54:39my brother's gonna be here any minute man
00:54:41he's like down the street
00:54:43officer where you going
00:54:43officer
00:54:46dude come on
00:54:47speed
00:54:48don't reach it man
00:54:57hey
00:54:59hey
00:54:59do you think it's a good idea for a gambling addict to be working out of a casino
00:55:03being surrounded by losers makes me feel like a winner so
00:55:06thanks for coming it helps
00:55:08called you a loser
00:55:09i gathered that
00:55:11listen i have a proposition for you
00:55:12i'm not gonna do anything you want
00:55:14i will pay off your street debt to joey knows
00:55:17okay i'll do it
00:55:20i'll do more
00:55:21if you agree
00:55:22so just create some distance between you and lucky
00:55:25you know it's like 100k plus today
00:55:28i really want her
00:55:31we have a deal
00:55:32that's good
00:55:33um
00:55:34as an ending to the deal
00:55:36would you mind
00:55:37if
00:55:38i humiliate you
00:55:40in front of lucky
00:55:41like
00:55:42tonight
00:55:44what did you have in mind
00:55:49remember
00:55:50you throw the game
00:55:52i throw you the cash
00:55:53yeah we literally just talked about it
00:55:54i don't know
00:55:55max
00:55:56told me to show up in trad
00:55:57white powder
00:55:58blue ridiculous
00:55:59did you find a right solution
00:56:00i did
00:56:00but first we settled this like men
00:56:02you pawned it
00:56:13you're serving
00:56:14and you're going down
00:56:21smd
00:56:23what is it
00:56:23suck my dick
00:56:24that suck my dick
00:56:25i'm playing for real
00:56:27i want her back
00:56:38that's called a smash
00:56:39bitch
00:56:39damn it
00:56:40smash baby
00:56:41you know like we used to do
00:56:43come on
00:56:47chinese style
00:56:48that's what it's called
00:56:49it's not racist
00:56:50it's actually called that
00:56:51my point
00:56:52it's called a penhole
00:56:53that is racist
00:56:56what doesn't count
00:57:02you suck
00:57:09hi beta
00:57:10i can't tell you guys totally abandoned me
00:57:12mir didn't show up
00:57:13so you could tell him he's dead to me
00:57:14but there's a guy in here
00:57:15his name is big robin
00:57:16he's actually really big
00:57:18and he kicked my ass
00:57:19i think he's gonna kill me
00:57:20okay
00:57:21hello
00:57:23there are people in jail
00:57:24trying to kill raj
00:57:26and all you two can do
00:57:27is play with your tiny balls
00:57:30wait did you say people
00:57:31are trying to kill raj in jail
00:57:32so he's under unreasonable risk
00:57:34of harm in prison
00:57:35i could probably use that
00:57:36to get him out on bail
00:57:38well done y'all
00:57:39that's actually genius
00:57:40how soon can you do that
00:57:41i'll file the appeal right now
00:57:44then you can't do it
00:57:44then you can't do it
00:57:52that means i won monkey fucker
00:57:57so that's it
00:57:58come on max
00:58:00i'm not gonna get back with daniel
00:58:02i'm not some stuffed animal
00:58:03you can just
00:58:04win at some carnival
00:58:06i just said all that
00:58:07so i could get raj out
00:58:08and it worked
00:58:11i'm crazy about you
00:58:13treacherous harlot
00:58:17a fuck me felon is free
00:58:22i want you to meet your raj
00:58:23they are very very excited
00:58:25to hang out with you
00:58:26okay
00:58:27i'll be right there
00:58:28okay
00:58:30hey
00:58:31hey
00:58:31i don't even want to have an orgy
00:58:33i'm not in the mood
00:58:35but i said i was going to
00:58:36and i'm a man of my word
00:58:38raj
00:58:39shut up
00:58:39hold my drink
00:58:46i'm not gonna get a wild long country on you
00:58:48these women did what the american justice system put it
00:58:51raj on three
00:58:52one two three
00:58:53well lucky i know you and i have this will day won't they
00:58:56they should
00:58:57because it would be so good
00:58:59energy but
00:59:00when you pointed a gun at me i came to a very important realization
00:59:04i don't want to die so max she's all yours
00:59:08not really yours to give away but
00:59:10i do appreciate the sentiment daniel
00:59:12the most important thing is that raj is out for now so
00:59:14thank you
00:59:20and i think she's arthur
00:59:22hey hi everyone
00:59:24do you mind if i steal the man of the hour for a second
00:59:26be quick
00:59:29what do you want dude i'm busy
00:59:30look i know that you're angry and i'm sorry for not visiting you in jail
00:59:33i had to handle this shit with whitehall you get that right
00:59:35oh yeah i totally get it dude you care more about the business than you do your own brother
00:59:40what i got the shit kicked out of me because of you we're in this situation because of you you
00:59:44fucking idiot
00:59:45you don't fucking push me
00:59:46oh
00:59:46shut the fuck up
00:59:49why are your nipples so small
00:59:51they're regular size
00:59:52stop it
00:59:54i have to fix every dumbass mistake you make
00:59:56stop it
00:59:56you're in this situation
00:59:59i'm sorry
01:00:00no congratulations max i'm sure you and lucky will be very happy together
01:00:06no i don't forgive you i'm sorry i'm sorry
01:00:08not yet
01:00:09i still have two obstacles i need to eliminate
01:00:15yeah