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00:00put a couple times scripted and then you guys can run through those alts and we'll also give
00:03you a take to just kind of improvise and have fun okay thank you so much thanks charlie thanks money
00:10okay do you like this plunger for tomorrow oh i think maybe a wooden handle let me see what i
00:14can do thank you so much for scene 115 do you want her in the ash blonde wig or the
00:20sunset blonde
00:20ashes around the house let's do sunset copy you thank you i love this jacket i need the grit
00:25merch now running on set thank you it looks great in there sides oh thank you so much
00:32how's this oh my god that was fast perfect thank you you want to rehearse let's just shoot the
00:38rehearsal okay rosie we're shooting rehearsal all right copy that ladies and gentlemen welcome to
00:44day one of who's making dinner you want to call her sure yeah
00:54stephy and okay here we go
01:02got it yeah
01:05okay if you don't like the placement it can move
01:08all right the brightness can be adjusted okay okay just show me
01:11oh
01:15i know we decided to call it the kitten heel club but this just felt more right
01:18we can change it though no no it's perfect
01:25you did it you talented bastards
01:29i am honored to be your employee though i do need june off i'm going to do the mini
01:36it's a amateur classic car race in italy amazing
01:40no no no no problem i'll just drive fast here
01:50happy grand opening and congrats on the new gig
01:52thanks babe okay technically right now my title is pit boss
01:56but i'm thinking of having it officially changed to pit mama
01:59oh right because that just feels so much more mean
02:01i get that i gave myself a title bump from house manager to lifestyle concierge
02:07never didn't blink an eye pretty big pay bump too
02:10i just took it out of my salary
02:13so without further ado please welcome the diva herself
02:16deborah bass
02:25thank you thank you for being here uh first of all i want to say none of us would be
02:29standing
02:30here right now if it wasn't for the genius marcus vaughn
02:36this entire thing is his brainchild it never would have happened without him
02:41and quite frankly a lot of things in my life would not have happened without him
02:47thank you marcus
02:50that's my baby
02:52uh that's my baby
02:54a few months ago a young international rock star who was obsessed with me
02:58gave me credit for bringing residencies to las vegas
03:01he said the city needed me
03:03but the truth is
03:05i needed las vegas
03:07i was told i was
03:09too loud
03:10too tacky
03:12too much
03:14that this town embraced me when no other place would
03:17there's nowhere else in the world that feels quite like las vegas
03:20and for me
03:21there's nowhere else in the world
03:23that feels like home
03:25and that is why we created the diva
03:30this is a place to be
03:32who you really are
03:34without shame
03:35because this city does that better than any other place on the planet
03:39so welcome to the diva
03:41let's have a great night
03:59hello hello now we're going to officially christ in this place
04:03no no no one asked you to do that
04:04you don't have to i'm the goddamn mayor
04:06there we go
04:08oh my god
04:09dang it
04:10i'm laying down here
04:11god damn it
04:12i've hit an armory again
04:14ah it's too much fun
04:14oh my god
04:15oh god
04:15it's pulsing and squirting
04:18get away from me
04:19get away from me
04:20thank you everybody
04:27sucks that we don't get to go on the retreat
04:28i know
04:29but honestly i've been before
04:30and it's like
04:30not that big a thing
04:31you know it's a lot of free food
04:33and fancy drinks
04:34and sometimes i bring in exotic dancers
04:35but you're allowed to go back to your room
04:36if you don't feel comfortable
04:38fuck
04:40this is for me
04:45holy shit
04:45anthrax
04:46anthrax in the building
04:47somebody call home and security
04:49are you serious guys
04:50what is wrong with you
04:52mmm yum
04:53pixie stick dust
04:54it's almost as sweet as your mom
04:56don't talk about
04:57my mom
04:58oh well we hate you so stressed
04:59you know what you need
05:00a little r&r at the retreat
05:01oh no dan
05:02jimmy can't come
05:03the retreat's no little bitches allowed
05:05oh i'm sorry jimmy
05:06don't worry about that
05:07because i am very happy not to go
05:08i can finally enjoy a sandwich
05:10and put it in the fridge
05:11without having someone text me
05:12a picture of my sandwich
05:13with their balls on it
05:14so fuck off
05:15just fuck off
05:37barbone martini lunch
05:39so excited
05:40well you can order whatever you'd like
05:42okay
05:43oversold it is
05:43okay so i have amazing news
05:45i heard from the network
05:46they have like no notes on the pilot
05:47they loved it
05:48fantastic
05:49except they do want the women to smile more
05:51but we can do that
05:52congratulations
05:54thank you
05:54so when did they decide on a pickup
05:56uh they have like three months
05:57oh great
05:58because i want us to take that trip to europe
06:00sooner rather than later
06:01job
06:01i mean if you want to have any authority as a boss
06:04you have to have eaten real bread
06:06perfect
06:06i'm wide open
06:10you okay
06:11mm-hmm
06:12yeah
06:14there is something i want to talk to you about
06:16okay
06:18the mask that i had removed
06:19uh it looks like they didn't get it all
06:21and unfortunately it's spread
06:28oh my god
06:30yeah
06:31i probably shouldn't have doubled up all those years
06:32on the debra vance progesterone drink packets
06:35that tahitian grapefruit flavor was divine
06:38okay so what's the treatment plan
06:39well
06:41they want to start treatment immediately
06:43okay great
06:44well i'll call ronnie
06:45let's head over there right now
06:46now i'm not hungry anymore anyway
06:47so forget lunch
06:49you're not going to like this next part
06:52um
06:53didn't love the last part
06:56honey
06:57i'm not doing chemo
06:59i'm not putting myself through that
07:01i get that
07:02but don't don't worry
07:03you know
07:04you won't be alone
07:04i'll go with you to the appointments
07:05and i'll help you with medicine
07:06you know i'll do whatever you need
07:08i'm not putting you through that
07:12okay so what are you saying
07:14you know i like to do things on my own terms
07:17okay
07:17i've done it all
07:19i just did the best show of my life
07:21i broke a record
07:24that's why you had to do it that weekend
07:25yes
07:27it's not going to get any better than this
07:29i want to go out on top
07:31okay so well yeah it's a high for your career
07:33but look if anyone can beat anything it's you
07:37okay
07:38and you said it yourself
07:39you're going to live until you're 109
07:42i'm not
07:45and i want to call my own life
07:49at the end of the trip
07:50i plan on taking the train from paris to zurich
07:53there's a place there called dignitas
07:56is that one of those assisted suicide places
07:58i'm not one of it's the best one
07:59but yes
08:06listen deborah um
08:10i'm sure this is really really overwhelming
08:12and i'm so sorry that you're going through this
08:14but i think you're not thinking straight
08:16okay
08:16this is crazy
08:18actually it's not
08:20comedians have a long rich history of taking our own lives
08:23your whole thing is beating the odds
08:26this is so not you
08:27it is
08:30and i want you to come with me
08:32we'll have a fabulous vacation first
08:34then you can go shopping
08:35you can use my suitcase on the way home
08:36stop that's not funny
08:38oh you joke about killing yourself all the time
08:40i'm kidding
08:40suddenly you're sensitive about it
08:41you can walk the walk but you can't swallow the pills
08:43jesus christ
08:44you can tie the noose but not kick the chair
08:46stop
08:46sorry
08:49but i do want you to come with me
08:52will you
08:53no
08:54no i'm not going to be a part of this
08:56and you're not doing this
08:57even lower your voice
08:58oh my god
09:00you brought me here so that i wouldn't scream at you
09:02didn't you
09:03you know i knew something was up when you said you wanted to go on vacation
09:06but i didn't realize it was a fucking suicide mission
09:08no i'm not going
09:10eva
09:11no eva
09:12no
09:17she won't even consider treatment
09:18okay she's being insane
09:19i can't get through to her
09:20i i want power of attorney
09:21okay
09:22is that what brady's dad had
09:23is that what it's called
09:24i don't know but
09:25no no there's something wrong with her brain
09:26i need a trank gun
09:27i need to shoot her in the neck with a trank gun
09:29and get her into chemo before she wakes up
09:30jimmy how can you facilitate
09:31okay just take a breath
09:34listen
09:35this is awful
09:36but it's deborah
09:37you're not going to change her mind and you're not going to shoot her in the neck with a trank
09:41gun
09:42okay well can you talk to her please
09:44i already have
09:46what do you mean you have
09:49i talked to her i talked to her and i tried to but i couldn't convince her
09:51this is what she wants to do
09:53it sucks but i think we have to respect it
09:55i can't believe you knew why didn't you tell me
09:58she asked me to get her affairs in order
10:00so i did
10:01and she asked you to go with her
10:03so i think if you can
10:05you should
10:06and try and make it a good trip
10:08a good trip
10:08how could a suicide theme vacation be good
10:11she's gonna die
10:12we're all gonna die
10:14the whole point is to try and enjoy the time we have together
10:18she's not dead yet
10:19and neither are you
10:20what if
10:20what if i just chloroform her on the plane and reroute it to johns hopkins
10:23she basically did the same thing to me in singapore
10:24so there's a precedent
10:25look
10:26ava it's
10:28it's her body
10:28her choice
10:29how dare you turn that around on me
10:31i'm sorry
10:32but
10:33i think if you go
10:34at least she won't be facing this alone
10:43i don't think i can
10:47yeah
10:49i understand that too
10:54i have to go
11:04hello
11:06anybody here
11:37what's up
11:38hey
11:39we need to talk
11:49miss vance
11:50we're ready to board
11:51thank you
11:56i'll come to europe
11:58but please don't kill yourself
12:00i'm gonna kill myself
12:02okay i'll still come
12:05should i give you two a second
12:07no we're ready
12:08but you have to do hard drugs with me
12:10probably molly
12:12okay sweetie
12:13we could do an eight ball
12:15if that'd make you feel better
12:44excusez-moi
12:46i know you're doing great
12:48i know you're doing great
12:48okay
12:49okay
12:50depressed
12:50okay
12:52why are you trying to teach me french
12:53when you're trying to teach me a car
12:57what
12:58why did you bring me to the biggest land i'm out in the city
13:00just run
13:01it's not funny
13:02just keep turning
13:06you want to kill yourself
13:07i want to live
13:10help
13:11it's in here
13:13why am i in the rough draft of a car
13:25i told you
13:26god
13:27okay you're right
13:28i never have had real bread until now
13:30you're welcome
13:32that is so crazy
13:33i literally
13:34don't talk with me in your mouth
13:35sorry
13:46this was for your face
13:47the other box is for your neck
13:49different cream for face and neck
13:51what are you gonna do without me
13:52okay and this third thing
13:53you're gonna have to squeeze that into a toothpaste tube
13:55before you get on the plane
13:56because it's illegal in the states
13:58ah
13:58Vincent
13:59story story night
14:01mango is toxic
14:04cutting your ear off and sending it to someone
14:06is so anti-consent
14:07i cannot even imagine it
14:08it's like she said no
14:10she said no
14:11you're sending ear
14:11he was not well
14:14oh my god
14:15oh my god
14:15can we please go on that
14:16please
14:16it's my dying wish
14:19you're dying and it's my wish
14:21oh my god
14:21come on
14:47what we're doing here is considered works
14:50yeah
14:52fantastic
14:57Michael
14:58we need to talk to you
15:00I'm about to deliver the keynote address to the entire company
15:02what
15:03we know you've been selling the voice and likeness of deceased clients to AI companies
15:06without the family's consent and keeping the money
15:09me
15:09yeah
15:10i ran into gina altman's widow at the pickleball club and it hit me off
15:13and i started digging
15:14jimmy tracked down over 10 million dollars that you billed and kept for yourself
15:18not only were you stealing from the client's families
15:20you were stealing from latitude
15:21clear clear
15:22oh
15:23okay
15:24well i'll just call the board i'm sure they'll understand
15:25put it on speaker jimmy i want to hear him
15:27all right stop
15:28don't touch his phone it's new
15:31how much do you want
15:32no money
15:33we want the one thing that means something
15:35the schaefer name
15:37remember you said that the other day
15:39we want latitude
15:41step down
15:42and hand over the reins to the children of the founders
15:44you're fired
15:45you see now you are a disgruntled former employee with a chip on his shoulder and no proof
15:51well you probably shouldn't have put in the mailroom
15:54because it gave me a lot of access to invoices
15:56and way too much access to the entire billing department really
16:02what do you want your legacy to be
16:04a disgraced manager who can't even show his face in mr chow for fear of seeing an angry widow
16:08or
16:09an all-time great
16:11who retired when his career peaked
16:13so you can either accept our terms
16:14or we will be going public with your stinky behavior
16:19you want the company
16:20yeah
16:21well fuck it it's yours
16:23take it
16:23yeah i mean the whole industry's going in the shitter anyway
16:26i mean it's why i had to
16:27do all of this
16:28you have three homes
16:30yeah
16:30and you know what the monthly carry is and all that shit
16:32then unload one you greedy fucker
16:34you know what i am so sick of listening to your socialist bullshit
16:38you aren't in ten mr schaefer
16:39oh great
16:40you think if i sign a little piece of paper that it's suddenly going to make you the big boss
16:44you think those people are going to respect you
16:46well they don't
16:46they never have
16:47they never will
16:48ten minutes huh
16:50these two are going to speak
16:51wait wait we don't need to speak actually
16:52we can email them
16:53no no no no no no
16:54no if you buy the horns you get the bull
16:56sir i only have one of their heads set
16:58doesn't matter
16:59they barely have one functioning brain between the two of them
17:11thank you
17:12now i might as well get right to it
17:14uh this year's keynote will be um
17:16a bit different
17:19it's going to be shocking to some of you but
17:21i'm stepping down
17:23what
17:24uh the time is right
17:25and um
17:27the uh
17:28the future of this company will be in the hands of my successors
17:32you all know them well
17:34my spirited daughter kayla schaefer
17:37and her unrelenting business partner jimmy lesac jr
17:41so
17:42the fuck
17:43i'm sure that you will be in great hands with these two kids at the helm
17:48in our constricting industry
17:51good luck
17:54hello latitude
17:55how are we doing tonight
17:56new air loading
18:00is this a fucking joke
18:01seriously
18:02how the fuck are we going to survive with these two idiots in charge
18:05by
18:06by doing good work
18:08gay
18:08oh my god
18:09fuck this
18:10we're going to mosaic
18:12okay
18:13ah sick of my sideburn
18:14you know what
18:15anybody else who thinks doing good work is gay
18:18can just leave
18:21seriously
18:22jesus christ
18:23oh okay
18:24come on
18:24well get the fuck out of here
18:26go suck my dad's dick
18:27we don't need employees
18:28okay
18:29we do
18:30we do
18:30and you know what
18:31michael's right
18:32this industry is constricting
18:34okay
18:34our business is changing faster than a
18:37cougar
18:38sure
18:39our business is changing faster than a cougar
18:43and we need to change too
18:44you know we probably can't have sugar fish for lunch anymore
18:48really it's just sushi
18:50we can have sugar fish fridays
18:52no we can't have sugar fish fridays
18:53we can have sugar fish tuesday
18:55it's not about the day of the week
18:55it's about not having sugar fish
18:56it's so expensive
18:57we will get a whole foods platter of sushi once a month
18:59fine we're going to get a whole foods platter
19:01once a month guys
19:02and if that makes you want to leave
19:04you can go
19:05but you should stay
19:06if you want to get back to doing the thing that got you into this business in the first place
19:11representing artists and helping them to do great work
19:15because even in an ever-changing world there's one thing that won't change
19:17and that's people wanting great stories
19:21but guess what
19:22we get to find those storytellers and empower them
19:26so if that sounds good to you
19:28then you should stay
19:30and be a part of the new mid-sized latitude
19:37yes
19:39yes
20:01This flea market is my favorite place in the world.
20:03We'll do one big circuit and then we'll circle back around and look at things of interest.
20:07Just stay cool.
20:08Don't show too much enthusiasm for anything.
20:09Not to worry.
20:11I'm not really an antiques guy.
20:14These aren't really antiques.
20:16These are all works of art.
20:17Every object has a story and not even you and your most cynical, lowest serotonin mourning
20:23can resist their magic.
20:24Okay.
20:25I feel like I'm about to meet the teapot from Beauty and the Beast.
20:29Oh god, these look fabulous.
20:30Look, look.
20:31Are those not fabulous?
20:32That is so you.
20:32No, but I don't have pierced ears.
20:34I can't wear these.
20:34What do you mean you don't have pierced ears?
20:36No, I don't have that.
20:37I have virgin earlobes.
20:38Piercing ears is barbaric.
20:42That's cool.
20:43Oh, that's beautiful.
20:45It's a bridal box, I think.
20:46That's how much it is.
20:47I don't know.
20:52I don't know.
20:54I don't know.
20:55I don't know.
20:551600.
20:561600.
20:57Oh wow.
20:59Offer half.
21:00What?
21:00No, that's insulting.
21:01No, it's not.
21:03No, you just got an opening offer.
21:05An opening offer is never final.
21:06This is standard.
21:08It's part of the fun.
21:08You just have to stay calm and emotional.
21:11Offer a man.
21:12800.
21:13And be prepared to spare.
21:18800?
21:19No, no, no.
21:20This box is the 18th.
21:21The furniture has been worked entirely in hand.
21:251400.
21:27No, no, sorry.
21:28I can't do it.
21:29No, it's too much.
21:31Just do that.
21:31We can't do it.
21:32It's too much.
21:33Thank you so much.
21:34Sorry.
21:34Sorry.
21:35So sorry.
21:38I'll just wait.
21:41Okay, okay, okay.
21:43One thousand.
21:45It's a deal.
21:46Alright.
21:48That's all.
21:58Nice and salt and pepper shakers.
22:01Yeah, see, the cross swords on the bottom, that's her signature.
22:04It is her probably 18th century.
22:06There are 400 for the pair.
22:09Oh, that's actually a very good price.
22:11You should get them.
22:16Not today.
22:19You're welcome.
22:35This is insane.
22:36I cannot believe you bought out the Louvre.
22:38Private viewing was the only option.
22:40I'm dying soon.
22:41And I'll tell you one thing I'm not doing.
22:43Waiting in line.
22:44No, perhaps waiting in line is the most human experience of all.
22:47And that's the most important.
22:49You know, here's some advice.
22:51After I'm gone, stop saying stuff like that.
22:53Well, consider.
22:55Hello, nurse.
22:57Look at them bags.
22:58Honk, honk.
22:59Oh, Jesus.
23:00Great.
23:05It's fabulous.
23:11Light this off.
23:14I'm sorry?
23:15She's kind of mid, no?
23:17The Mona Lisa is mid?
23:19No disrespect.
23:20I mean, it's way better than I could do.
23:22I'm just saying.
23:22I don't totally get how she became like that girl.
23:26You know?
23:27I defy you to find anything more beguiling anywhere else in Paris.
23:33Lady, what beguiles me would make you sick.
23:37Oh, I'd wear that.
23:40Going out top right there.
23:41Jester.
23:42Me.
23:42Oh!
23:43She has rosacea.
23:44So does she.
23:45Well, I think it's supposed to be.
23:46That's what I look like.
23:47No question about it.
23:49Oh, my God.
23:51Okay, I love this.
23:52When two busted people are in love, it's extra romantic,
23:55because you know it's real.
23:56She loves her freaky ass man for who he is.
24:00This was painted by Judith Leister.
24:02She sent it there.
24:03J-L.
24:05But it was attributed to Franz Hulse.
24:08And she went along with it,
24:09because she knew that it would only be judged on its merit
24:11if people thought it were painted by a man.
24:14Hmm.
24:19Do you ever think about how your comedy would have been judged differently
24:22if you weren't a woman?
24:24Sure.
24:24Sometimes.
24:27But I still did it, you know?
24:29I had the career.
24:31Even if I had to be a female comedian.
24:35Yeah.
24:37Okay.
24:39Should we head to the hotel for some disco naps?
24:41Why do we need a nap?
24:43Because we're going out dancing tonight, Miss Thing, remember?
24:45Oh, yeah.
24:46Oh, yeah.
24:46And, uh, I get to dress ya.
24:48What?
24:49Yeah.
24:49That wasn't part of the deal.
24:51It is now.
24:52No, no.
24:59Here we go again, my love.
25:03You've got so much time to spend.
25:07You want me to stay a while, stay a while.
25:11To be in a moment with you.
25:16I was just thinking I'd walk the dance floor.
25:20I was just thinking I'd walk the dance floor.
25:28What if...
25:31What if if, that moment...
25:34What if the moment didn't stick?
25:35What if the moment didn't stick?
25:39What if the moment didn't stick?
25:51I was just thinking about where I could dance from.
26:01Now this is pretty beguiling.
26:07Yeah.
26:10Right there is where Maran Swannette got her head chopped off.
26:14Cool.
26:15That's gonna hurt.
26:17Definitely.
26:20Time for me to go to sleep.
26:22Night.
26:35Hmm.
26:49You're up early?
26:50Yeah, I didn't sleep.
26:51You know, if Kelly Ripa's day is done and yours hasn't started, you're in trouble.
26:54Mm-hmm.
26:57What's all that?
26:58Oh, you know, I didn't think a hotel this luxurious that caters to generational wealth would even have a business
27:04center for the toiling proletariat.
27:05But it's actually quite nice.
27:07And the printer's fast.
27:08Cool.
27:09So, um, I've been doing research and there have been a lot of advancements in the last two years alone
27:15in treatment.
27:17You know, Ava, I told you, I'm not doing that.
27:20Yeah, well, there are some interesting clinical trials on some new experimental drugs that I think you...
27:24Oh, my God, clinical trials.
27:27So they can find more off-label benefits for men.
27:29I don't want to be a guinea pig where I waste away and then my doctors come to find that
27:33the meds help 90-year-olds keep their erections.
27:35Absolutely not.
27:36Okay, well, you know, traditional treatment is...
27:39You know, I mean...
27:41For someone who's always saying, listen to women, you're having a hard time hearing me.
27:46I'm not doing treatment.
27:48That was your opening offer.
27:50The opening offer is never final.
27:52Hmm.
27:53How about this?
27:54You do three rounds of treatment, see how you feel, see how it progresses, and then if the results aren't
27:58positive, you can stop.
27:59No.
28:01Okay.
28:02One round of treatment, just to see how you feel.
28:05That's the thing.
28:06I feel good right now.
28:09I feel fine.
28:10I don't feel sick, and I don't want to.
28:13It's the medicine that makes you feel sick.
28:15Well, yeah, but it's not the same for everybody.
28:18And...
28:19And don't knock until you try it.
28:22It's not some exotic food or some new sex position.
28:26I don't want to get weak.
28:28I don't want to lose my hair.
28:30You wear a wig already.
28:31They sell it at Halloween stores.
28:33I don't want to waste away.
28:35I don't want to be remembered like that.
28:36You won't be remembered like that.
28:40I won't remember you like that.
28:45My friend Gino from Who's Making Dinner?
28:49He was so funny.
28:51So full of life.
28:53Guess what?
28:54I don't remember him like that.
28:56I can't get the image of him being sick out of my head.
28:59That's different.
29:01Even with traditional intervention, the survival rate is 40%.
29:04You are a fighter.
29:06If anyone can beat this, it's you.
29:08I'm tired of fighting.
29:13This is what I want.
29:15Of course it is.
29:19Everything's about you.
29:20You know, there are a lot of people that you should be thinking about right now besides yourself.
29:24Eva, honey, please don't do-
29:26No, you please!
29:33Please, please don't leave me.
29:36Please.
29:40I'm sorry.
30:01I'm sorry.
30:11He's uptight.
30:13He don't want nothing new.
30:17But he ain't cheap.
30:19He just can't afford to.
30:23But she don't mind.
30:26He's a rare breath in.
30:30Anything for you.
30:37Every day.
30:39Just trying to get by.
30:43No time to cry.
30:45No, he can't afford to.
30:47True love.
30:48No, she just can't afford to.
30:48I'm sorry.
30:48No, she can't afford to.
30:49And she waits.
30:52Through everything.
30:55Anything for you.
31:02It's what you call.
31:04Chula Chula Chula Chula
31:15What you call Chula Chula Chula Chula
31:48I hate this.
31:55And I'll support you.
32:08How am I going to do it without you?
32:14You'll be okay. You're a big brave girl.
32:23Oh, speaking of big, I have to show you something.
32:30What?
32:32What?
32:35Your hands are bigger than mine?
32:37Mm-hmm.
32:38Are you kidding me this entire time?
32:41Are you kidding me?
32:43Deborah?
32:43I can't believe you never noticed.
32:48That's...
32:49They're much bigger than mine.
32:51They are much bigger.
32:54God damn it.
32:55I considered hand reduction surgery.
32:58Oh, that was a good one.
33:00I knew they were normal.
33:05Hi, Michelle.
33:06Hey, good to see you.
33:08Good morning, Mr. Lusak.
33:09Uh, we turned over your office this weekend.
33:12So, let me know if there's anything else you need.
33:15Thank you, Silas.
33:15And please call me Jimmy.
33:16Okay.
33:17And you can call me, Miss Schaefer.
33:19Where's my office?
33:19Uh, you'll be taking over your dad's.
33:22Follow me, Miss Schaefer.
33:24Oh, Randy, this is your desk.
33:26Fantastic.
33:45Jimmy!
33:49Jimmy, help!
33:51What's going on? Are you okay?
33:52I really shouldn't be in there.
33:54The corner office is so small, they can't even breathe.
33:55I think there's asbestos or something in there.
33:57Like, itchy.
33:58And it's really, like, claustrophobic.
33:59It's the largest office in the building.
34:01It's just not gonna work.
34:02Plus, for our workflow, I need to be able to see you,
34:03and you need to be able to see me,
34:04so I'll take my old desk.
34:08I think you might be right.
34:09I think you should take your old desk.
34:11Well, where the hell am I gonna go?
34:13You can have the corner office.
34:14That's what I'm talking about!
34:15The corner office!
34:17My God, I've been in this business two years.
34:19Didn't know my ass from my elbow, and look at me now!
34:22Corner office, baby!
34:24I don't know what everybody complains about.
34:25It's so hard to make it.
34:26It's a cinch to make it in this business.
34:29Bunch of losers.
34:30Well, she's happy.
34:32You're my assistant now.
34:35Latitude, Kayla Schaefer, President speaking.
34:39Could I, um, put you on hold?
34:42Bob Livka is on the phone for you.
34:44Um, okay.
34:51You have Jimmy.
34:53Hey Jimmy, it's Bob.
34:54Hello, Bob.
34:55Listen, I saw your fatty Arbuckle movie at Toronto, and I loved it.
34:58We'd like to talk about distribution.
35:03Uh, sure. Yeah, I can definitely take that to the team.
35:06Oh, and your mom was fantastic in it, by the way.
35:07Oh, thank you. Wasn't she great?
35:09Yeah.
35:10So I'll have my BA send something over.
35:11Okay, great.
35:12Well, I guess we'll talk soon.
35:14Very soon!
35:15Kayla!
35:15What?
35:16I'm so kind of mad at him.
35:27So, um, what are you gonna ask if you get to, you know, meet your maker?
35:34My plastic surgeon?
35:36Aw, no really.
35:40In 1980, Burt Reynolds called me, and I called him back, but he never returned.
35:45What was that about?
35:46If that's what you wanna know.
35:49I pretty much have everything else figured out.
35:52In fact, I think he, or she, or, you know, they, them, might have some questions for me, actually.
35:59They, them?
36:00Okay.
36:01Non-binary god.
36:02Love.
36:02Well, I'm at more of an energy.
36:04I don't think there's gonna be a gender-fluid barista waiting for me at the pearly gates.
36:08It's too bad.
36:10I love a macho when I get there.
36:13Hey, are you doing some of that?
36:15Yeah, yeah, go for it.
36:17Wow.
36:18I guess the best part of dying for a person with disordered eating is having a second croissant.
36:23Actually, the best part of dying is not having to save receipts.
36:26Because you know you will never get audited again.
36:30Actually, I think the best part of dying is knowing how pissed people are gonna be when they realize how
36:33much money you left your dogs.
36:36But the worst part of dying is that I don't get to see how my corgis decide to spend that
36:39$550,000.
36:44Okay, I'm gonna run to the bathroom before we board.
36:46Okay.
36:46I'll be right back.
36:47I'll be right back.
37:15Hey, the line for our train is really crazy.
37:17We gotta get going.
37:17Come on.
37:25Ava!
37:25Ava, wait!
37:26Excuse me, what?
37:27Ava!
37:28Stop!
37:29Stop!
37:30What?
37:31What?
37:32The worst part about dying is I can't even enjoy being bone thin.
37:36That's the better joke.
37:39Yeah, that is the better joke.
37:40Shit.
37:42What?
37:43Deborah, we gotta go.
37:45What?
37:48I may not have 30 years.
37:52I think I have another hour.
37:56What are you saying?
38:03Will you help me write it?
38:14Boys.
38:14Happy days.
38:17Come on, get happy.
38:19Are here again.
38:21A change.
38:23Are here again.
38:24Is above a clear.
38:26Shout hallelujah.
38:29So let's say
38:30Yeah, so she talked to Dr. Cole
38:31and she's going to start treatment on the 21st.
38:34Oh, I'm so relieved.
38:37I know, me too.
38:38You know,
38:40I think you saved your life once, so
38:42it makes sense you'd do it again.
38:46Love you. Gotta go. Bye.
38:47Okay.
38:49You ready?
38:49Yeah.
38:51Or maybe it's...
38:52I was born for this.
38:54I don't eat. I have a closet full of wigs
38:56and a lot of being waited on.
38:58Or, or, I don't eat.
38:59I have a closet full of wigs
39:00and I love experimenting with injectables.
39:03Or, or, or, I don't eat.
39:05I have a closet full of wigs
39:06and I love attention.
39:07We're heading across the river
39:10Soon your cares will all be gone
39:14There'll be no more
39:17From now on
39:21From now on
39:24Walk in the car
39:25And just get happy
39:29I'll be here again
39:31You'd better change
39:32The skies
39:33So you're close
39:35So you're close
39:35And above I can hear
39:37Shout
39:38Hallelujah
39:39So let's sing a song
39:41And just get happy
39:43I'll be here again
39:44Happy times
39:46Happy times
39:47Happy times
39:49Happy nights
39:49Happy nights
39:51Happy days
39:52Happy days
39:54I'm here again
39:57Happy days
40:00Happy days
40:01I'm here again
40:01Happy days
40:03Happy days
40:03Happy days