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First broadcast 29th September 1983.
Mickey gets Mo his first private paying snooker match but he needs cash up front to buy a place.
Robert Lindsay - Micky Noades
Paul McGann - Mo Morris
Shirin Taylor - Tina
David Daker - Ron Palmer
Ron Pember - Bobby Weeks
Ivor Salter - Dick 'The Fridge'
Roger Walker - Van Driver
Bill Wallis - Jack Hobson
Peter Childs - Peter
Derek Martin - Thompson's Backer
Andreas Markos - Costas
Helen Cooper - Official at Labour Exchange
Helen Keating - Kath
Artro Morris - Match Referee
Mickey gets Mo his first private paying snooker match but he needs cash up front to buy a place.
Robert Lindsay - Micky Noades
Paul McGann - Mo Morris
Shirin Taylor - Tina
David Daker - Ron Palmer
Ron Pember - Bobby Weeks
Ivor Salter - Dick 'The Fridge'
Roger Walker - Van Driver
Bill Wallis - Jack Hobson
Peter Childs - Peter
Derek Martin - Thompson's Backer
Andreas Markos - Costas
Helen Cooper - Official at Labour Exchange
Helen Keating - Kath
Artro Morris - Match Referee
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00:01Well, Bobby, my son, is my boy warm or what?
00:05He pops a mouse ball, Mick?
00:08I do.
00:09Oh, but this Wally's up against that ain't exactly the business, is he?
00:14You've got a good point there, Bobby.
00:20He's seen that he don't look the part, does he?
00:23Sixteen-two.
00:34Yeah. He's good, though.
00:40Bob, if I told you that he did Bryn up ten frames to one, you wouldn't believe me, would you?
00:45You're kidding. Big Bryn?
00:48Straight up. He did Bryn up like a kipper.
00:52So this, mate, if he's done big Bryn, he's warm.
00:56Go with him, Bob. How about a few privates?
01:00Have you got any wedge?
01:00Don't you worry about that, son. You leave it to me. I'll get whatever's needed.
01:04You just get us in.
01:07Your lucky day, Mick, my son.
01:09I've got seven good punters coming over here tomorrow evening.
01:12Yeah, did have eight, as a matter of fact. One dropped out.
01:15We'll make the entrance fee. If you can come up with a dough, son, I'll stick you in.
01:18Terrific. How much?
01:20It's 200.
01:21But there is 49 for the winner. Straight knockout.
01:24When you need a dough.
01:25All right, now. Oh, you know the rules.
01:27I ain't carrying just now, Bob. I'll get it for you tomorrow.
01:30Yeah, but how do I know you're gonna cough up?
01:31Bobby!
01:33Tour's no problem. Leave it to me.
01:35Well...
01:36Terrific.
01:37Terrific.
01:38Oh, all right, then. I'll get that. Excuse me.
01:42All right. First thing tomorrow, Mick. Otherwise I'm gonna have to row you out.
01:45Bob, a tour is no problem.
01:48Hello. Emden Snooker Club.
01:50No, no tour.
01:50Yeah, speaking.
01:54Come on, though. Get up.
01:56Up now.
02:00Mickie?
02:01Come on, Mickie. It's getting late, love.
02:08Come on, Mickie. It's gone half nine.
02:12Mickie!
02:13What's up?
02:14Come on, love. You promised you'd take Moe down the job centre.
02:17Oh, leave me out, Tina.
02:19Oh, no, you don't.
02:22Oh, Tina, come on, turn it up!
02:23Not until you get up.
02:26It's time you're up, anyway.
02:29What's the time?
02:30It's gone half nine.
02:31Half past nine?
02:34Another night.
02:35What's all the panic?
02:37You promised you'd take Moe down the job centre.
02:39He's supposed to be there at ten.
02:41You woke me up for that.
02:43Listen, doll, if I went out of this sort of time, I could lapse into a sudden coma.
02:47I'm not having him hanging around the streets all day.
02:50I promised Mum and Dad I'd look out for him, like.
02:52Look, I'll take you down a bun house.
02:53If they don't find him any graft, I'll fix him up.
02:56You what?
02:58Three years we've been together, I've never known you to have a proper job.
03:01Look, Nobby and Roy have got their own building firms.
03:03They'll fix him up, all right?
03:07A proper job, Mickey.
03:09None of this cash in the hand stuff.
03:11Tina, go and do us a cup of tea while I get dressed.
03:15Exceptional enthusiasm in drama.
03:18This means she's a random madam, she overacts and disrupts the whole production.
03:22Or what the biology teacher says, and parents even draw up reports.
03:26She asks interesting questions in class.
03:28She asks interesting questions in class.
03:30Time to get out if I ask you.
03:33Mm-mm.
03:34What's that?
03:37Where's Kermit?
03:38In the bathroom.
03:40Oh, dear, he's worse than a bird he is.
03:42And he still looks like something a cat's dragged in.
03:47I'll go.
03:48It's probably the insurance man.
03:50I'll get him.
03:50Oh, turn off.
03:52Er, what do you mean, insurance?
03:54Didn't know we had any.
03:55If it was left to you, we wouldn't have, would we?
03:57Tina, they're a right stitch-up.
03:59They're legalised confirms.
04:01Oh, blimey, look at this.
04:02I'll bid you at the door for you.
04:05Oh, er...
04:06Hello, Kath.
04:07Come in, love.
04:08Don't mind him, Kath.
04:10Anyone over the age of 25 is an old biddy to him.
04:12Well, I thought you had bloody squatters when that specimen answered the door.
04:17I get it.
04:17All comedians this morning, are we?
04:19Shut up and eat your breakfast.
04:21Sorry about that, Kath.
04:23Oh, that's all right, love.
04:24Look, I've heard from the catalogue people.
04:26They're delivering your freezer today.
04:30Oh, er...
04:30Today?
04:31Yeah, I know.
04:32It's short notice, love.
04:33Oh, that's all right, Kath.
04:36Some of us are home all day.
04:41What's all this about a freezer?
04:43I told you about it weeks ago when I first ordered out of Kath's catalogue.
04:47You didn't say anything to me about it.
04:49I did.
04:50Tina, I went to a lot of bother the last time.
04:53What did you do, eh?
04:55Knocked it back.
04:56I mean, Dick was well put out.
04:57Oh, yeah, you went to a lot of bother all right.
05:00He gets his pal of his to deliver a freezer.
05:03Dick the Fridge, they call him.
05:04Anyway, he turns up on the doorstep with a whopping great thing out of a 1958 ice cream van.
05:11More like a coffin than a freezer.
05:12What does it matter what it looks like as a goer?
05:16Mickey, I want a new one.
05:18I don't want a second-hand deep freeze from your pal Dick.
05:21All right.
05:23All right.
05:23It was a bit of a misunderstanding, that's all.
05:25But next time, come to me when you want something.
05:27All right?
05:28We've no sense in weighing out all that dough.
05:30Oh, no.
05:31No more of your bent gear, Mickey.
05:34From now on, everything in that fast is going to be legal.
05:37Legal and above board.
05:43Right, then.
05:44I'll see you later.
05:46Good luck down the job centre, Morris.
05:48Sorry.
05:49No.
05:51And don't forget the fridge will be delivered lunchtime.
05:53All right, all right, Tina.
05:54All right.
05:54On your bike.
05:55See you later.
05:56Yeah, see you later.
05:57Oi!
05:57Can't you use doors like any normal person?
05:59Oh, stop this morning!
06:01Tina!
06:04Listen, dog, can you lend me a fiver till tomorrow?
06:07I'll weigh that on me dough on me MOT, you know.
06:09Again?
06:10Yeah, again.
06:12I'll make sure you get it back.
06:13Yeah, I've heard that hand before you.
06:15Oi!
06:17That boy is brain damaged, Tina.
06:19You two are a right thing, don't you?
06:21Yeah, I know. He's a kiss.
06:23See you later.
06:30Turn it off!
06:31You're not a four-quid note, you son.
06:33You're one of the tanner.
06:38Oh, yes.
06:39That looks worse than back home.
06:41Yeah, it's a car, isn't it?
06:42You should see it on a busy day.
06:43No, Mickey, do this for a minute.
06:45Come on.
06:45Come on.
06:46We're just going through the motions.
06:48You're keeping Tina happy.
06:49That's all.
06:56Mr. Patterson.
07:10What's the crack with this knockout match?
07:12It's at the emblems.
07:15There's a lot of dough involved in them, son.
07:16Yeah?
07:17Yeah.
07:18Listen, mate.
07:19What I've seen so far in just a flash in the pan, I've got to front him up with a
07:23tanner.
07:24Mr. Khan, please.
07:39What's a tour?
07:41A tour.
07:42200 sobs, pounds, notes.
07:45You're mad.
07:45You know that, don't you?
07:47Hey, Maurice.
07:48This is London.
07:49A tour's nothing.
07:50It's pin money.
07:51Yeah?
07:52This morning, I saw you cutting a fiver off my sister.
07:54Where are you going to get 200 from, eh?
07:57Right.
07:58Well, I'll rake up my dough.
08:00What I want to know is, am I wasting my time if you ain't got the bottle?
08:03I've got the bottle.
08:05Aye.
08:07Aye.
08:09I reckon I can lay my hands on one and a half.
08:11That means we're 50 sure.
08:14Brilliant introduction.
08:19What?
08:20You.
08:21You had a result the other night, Brynley's, didn't you?
08:25I get it.
08:27You see, mile one and a half and your 50 puts us well in the frame, Maurice.
08:32Some frigging partnership.
08:33This is turning up.
08:34Great.
08:36Listen, you're anyway back to the flats.
08:38I'll see you later.
08:39Yeah.
08:39Why?
08:41Because I've got things to do.
08:42Now listen, when you get in there, register as what I've told you and the wallies won't find you any
08:48craft.
08:49What do you got?
08:50See you back at the flats.
08:52You trust your uncle, Mickey.
08:53No, I'll make it.
08:54See you later.
08:59How do you expect me to catch anything with you banging bricks in the flippery water, eh?
09:02There's no fish in here, you wally.
09:04Yeah.
09:04It was made for years ago.
09:05Not now, there ain't.
09:06There's fish.
09:07There's fish in all good'uns as well.
09:08Hey, stop it, will you?
09:09Yeah.
09:11Hey, all right, get off it.
09:12Is that yours?
09:13Take it away.
09:14Yeah.
09:15Anyway, what would you know about it, eh?
09:17You wouldn't know a roach from a cheese roll, you plumber.
09:21Tell you what, Uncle, you've got more chance of catching a cheese roll than a roach in here.
09:25I'll tell you that for nothing.
09:29How's the fridge freezer unit business going all right?
09:32You want another freezer?
09:34Well, you forget it, Mickey.
09:35I remember the last time I tried to help you out.
09:39I need a one and a half, me old china, just for a couple of days.
09:44Word has it, you know, that you're still into a brin for one and a half grand.
09:48Now, you wouldn't expect me to front up with rumours like that, Frank, about that, would you?
09:53The truth is I am into brin for a few quid, that's all.
09:56A few quid, the man said.
09:58Since when has £1,500 been just a few quid?
10:02Nah, look, I'm sorry, Mickey Hudson, I can't help you.
10:08How's about a brand new, all singing, all dancing, domestic fridge freezer, up front, Uncle?
10:16Yeah?
10:17Yeah.
10:19It's in his box and all.
10:24I've got to say it.
10:26I'm not going to take just any algebra you want to throw at me, you know.
10:29I'm a fully qualified tradesman, fully trained.
10:32Well, Mr Morris will try our very best to accommodate you in your particular trade.
10:36Well, I hope so, cos I tell you what, five years on pissed on little or no money is not
10:40funny.
10:41Yes, yes, I understand.
10:43Silly money.
10:43And there's me mates out there on brilliant money, and there's me sitting there with nothing.
10:47Mr Morris.
10:49Silly money, couldn't even take your beard out on it.
10:51Mr Morris.
10:52That was the night school.
10:53You know what I mean?
10:54That's all I'm trying to say.
10:55It wasn't easy.
10:56I can appreciate all this, Mr Morris.
10:58Can you?
10:59Three friggin' nights a week.
11:00Mr Morris!
11:01What?
11:02What is your trade, Mr Morris?
11:03Mrs, don't get a cop on.
11:05All I'm trying to do is explain to you.
11:07Trade!
11:08I'm a flagpole painter.
11:09Thank you, Mr Morris.
11:12Flagpole painter.
11:18Oh, Morris.
11:20Sounds like you've cocked that right up.
11:22Whose idea was that?
11:24Eh?
11:24Register as a flagpole painter.
11:25That's what you told me, wasn't it?
11:27I know, I know somebody.
11:28I didn't say anything.
11:29I didn't say anything about serving your time.
11:32Oh, you are a killer.
11:34Well, that'll make it sound good, didn't I?
11:37What'd you do then?
11:39She went berserk.
11:41It's a room for her.
11:43Oh, Morris.
11:44Well, I wasn't gonna let her get her hands on me, was I?
11:49I wish I'd been there.
11:50Oh, I do.
11:51Straight up.
11:52Oh, he's got his head off, Flynn.
11:56It's all right for Sam, innit, eh?
12:00I know, Jack.
12:01Keeping busy, are we?
12:02Oh, you know me, Mickey.
12:03Always busy.
12:04I'm the type would S to keep busy, you know what I mean, son?
12:07Well, I know.
12:08I keep saying to myself, I mean, where would we be without you, Jack?
12:11Well, you may just, son.
12:12You may well just without me.
12:13This old place would go to pot, I tell you.
12:16Besides, who else would look after all these single mums like what I do?
12:23Keep saying that to myself, Jack.
12:26What you up to, then?
12:27Silly cow in number ten block to a bog.
12:29Of course, Muggins here got lumbered.
12:35But between you and me and the gate place, Mickey, she were coming on real strong.
12:39You know what I mean, eh?
12:40Yeah, well, it's about to, isn't she, son?
12:42I mean, you are a bit of a ram, aren't you, Jack?
12:44You know what I mean?
12:45Work gets about, son, doesn't it?
12:48Yeah?
12:48Yeah, of course it does.
12:49I mean, you are a man with a reputation, aren't you?
12:58Can I have a quick word with you, son?
13:00You know that chink bird up there in 127?
13:03Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:04Tasty, yeah.
13:05Well, word has it, she's a bit strong on you, you know what I mean?
13:08Yeah.
13:09And, er, I know for a fact she's having trouble with her sink, and, er, you know, she'd be well
13:13pleased, wouldn't she?
13:14Oh, say no more, Mickey, my old mate, say no more.
13:20Perks of the job.
13:21Course it is, Jack.
13:22Course it is, son.
13:25He cracks me up.
13:27What have we done here?
13:28Mo, don't ask.
13:28Leave it to the adults.
13:34Er, got our fridge, Uncle.
13:36That's right.
13:36And then we're gonna have a bit of Bob here, the kids have stuffed the gates with super glue.
13:39Know what I mean?
13:40So we should off it out here, I think.
13:41Yeah, well, that don't surprise me.
13:43You'll have to give me a hand.
13:43No problem, Uncle.
13:45I'm sorry, Pete, but I've got to give the other bloke a bit more time.
13:50Look, what's all the fuss about, Bob?
13:52Bob!
13:56I've got the money now.
13:57Come on, stick me name in.
13:59Look, you dropped out, son.
14:00Well, so now I walk back in.
14:02Here's the donut.
14:04Hang on.
14:08I'll go.
14:08than you for one.
14:18.
14:34Here's the donut.
14:36There's a donut for one!
14:36There's another block.
14:42Here you are, sign here, Gubb.
14:44Right, cheers, mate.
14:46Cheers.
14:47Here you are, Uncle.
14:49Treat yourself to a beer.
14:50Oh, tell very much.
14:51See ya.
14:52Yeah.
14:54Right, here you are.
14:55What's going on?
14:56You trust your Uncle Mickey.
14:58Stay here, I'll get the motor.
15:00What for?
15:05Come on.
15:05Mo, will you hurry up?
15:07Oi, oi, oi, oi, come on, Mickey.
15:09Come on, turn here, that.
15:11Look, what's that?
15:12Well, it's a bit iffy, isn't it, eh?
15:15I mean, I'm a second-hand shop, you know.
15:17Dick, I've told you, it's legit.
15:19I've got all the paperwork, look.
15:21Honest.
15:23Yeah, all right, then.
15:24Get it inside.
15:25Bit smart as you.
15:28Did you trust him?
15:29You are doing my brain in, you are.
15:31I've told you once, the geezer is as good as gold.
15:33What's Tina going to say?
15:35What's Tina going to say?
15:36I'm going to say it was damaged and we had to send it back.
15:39Yeah, but I don't like it.
15:40Not one bit.
15:41Oh, you were right bottle merchant, you are.
15:42Shut up and give us a hand.
15:55Sir, if you drink me, please.
15:57You, er, you live round here, love.
15:58I mean, I've seen you serving like what I've been in before.
16:00Yeah, just up the road in the flats.
16:02What, them down the bottom?
16:03Yeah.
16:03I've just done a delivery down there.
16:05Blooming kids had jammed the locks,
16:07otherwise I couldn't get in.
16:08Yeah, the devil's round here.
16:10Flipping great fridge-freezer unit, it was.
16:13Had to hump it on me back, didn't I?
16:16Just for that, the drink's on me.
16:19Oh, it's all.
16:21It's all very much.
16:23Cheers.
16:26Cheers, Uncle.
16:28Nice, eh, Dickie boy?
16:29Italian job, yeah, not bad.
16:32Where did you get it?
16:33Hey, tut, tut.
16:34You should know better than that.
16:36Funnily enough, we were sitting there in this chink takeaway
16:38and suddenly this great big beam of light comes out the sky like that.
16:41Zap!
16:43Who pulled your lever, son?
16:45Er, it's, er, Morris.
16:47I'll just say.
16:48I'll tell you what, son.
16:50Go ahead.
16:51Why don't you disappear in short, sharp, jerky movements, eh?
16:54Very funny.
16:55Now, now, chaps.
16:56All right in Dickie boy?
16:57Happy?
16:58Yes, but you're not back my Monday lunch.
17:01I'm knocking it out.
17:02Trust me, son.
17:03I'll see you tomorrow.
17:05Come on.
17:05Go on.
17:06Go on.
17:13Mickey!
17:20Mickey!
17:22Mickey!
17:28Mickey!
17:30Mickey!
17:43Mickey.
17:45Sorry, John.
17:48Watch out, Bobby. 200 sobs as agreed.
17:52Bob?
17:55Sorry, Mickey. Too late, mate.
17:57What do you mean, too late?
17:58No, it's all right. We said first thing in the morning.
18:00Well, now there's another face in the frame.
18:03Sorry, mate, but he had the reddies.
18:04Look, I've got the reddies. Now, come on, Bob.
18:07Come on, son. Listen, I pulled a right stroke to get his dope.
18:09All right, Mickey. Just stay up, you know.
18:11I couldn't wait any longer. That's it.
18:16Who's the face? Do I know him?
18:18I don't know. It's that geezer over there,
18:20like playing on table 12.
18:22It's no good talking there, Mick.
18:23He ain't gonna pull out.
18:26Is he any good?
18:28Well, he's warm. Why?
18:30If he has to pull out, can we have his place?
18:40Next two balls.
18:41And it's my frame, am I?
18:44I think you'd better pluck them first, don't you?
18:46Well, that's 200 quid you're down.
18:48Yeah, I know, I know.
18:50Sorry, mate.
19:03All right.
19:04Hard luck.
19:16Yes! Hey, hey, two classics.
19:20You see that, eh, mate?
19:22Two great shots, eh?
19:23All right.
19:32Excuse me, pal.
19:53Excuse me.
20:47Black ball fight.
20:48Black ball fight.
21:05Yes!
21:07Yes!
21:07All right.
21:08All right, you flash gitt.
21:10Here's your money.
21:21You ain't a bad player, mate.
21:23Do you fancy a few frames?
21:25Well, they don't normally play strangers, you see.
21:27Yeah?
21:28Yeah, it's usually just for money. Enough friendlies.
21:30Well, that's all right. How much?
21:34Same as the last mug?
21:36A one on a five-framer?
21:39You don't mess around, do you?
21:45One, two out of quickly.
21:47Shouldn't give you this back, really.
21:48Yeah, I know all about that, Bob, I know that.
21:52You hustling little bastard.
21:56Doesn't like losing very much, does he?
22:00Terrific, son. Terrific.
22:02Well, Bob, we in now.
22:05You have got yourself a game, my son.
22:08And it can do anything you have.
22:12Hello, doll.
22:14I'll give you hello, doll.
22:16What's up?
22:16Where is it?
22:18What?
22:19What? You know what?
22:21My new fridge, that's what.
22:25Oh, that?
22:26Yeah, that.
22:27I know it came, Mickey.
22:28The driver who delivered it came in the pub this morning.
22:31So don't give me any of your cock and bull stories.
22:33I've had enough of them to last me a lifetime.
22:35Where is it?
22:37Where's my new fridge, Mickey?
22:39Steady on, Tina. Now, look, doll.
22:41Stand still, Morris.
22:42You're in this, whatever it is.
22:43What have I done?
22:45I'll get it. You tell her what happened, Morris.
22:47Mickey!
22:48Hi, Mickey!
22:49Morris, explain.
22:51I went down the lane.
22:53Where is my new fridge?
22:54Oh, come on, girl.
22:56You have five seconds, Morris.
22:57Five seconds to tell me where my bloody fridge is.
23:00Tina, don't shout at the lad.
23:02Your fridge is outside the front door.
23:05Outside?
23:06It is.
23:09It is.
23:12Oh!
23:14Oh!
23:16Oh!
23:17Flippin' heavy, that, Michael.
23:20Driver, didn't help us a bit.
23:22Good thing I was around.
23:24Shut it up in the lock-up till you got home, night.
23:26Oh, thanks so much, Jack.
23:28Oh, I could kiss you.
23:29It's not the same one.
23:30Shut up, you wally.
23:31Oi!
23:32What's all this about, then?
23:33Well, it's just your young lady showing her appreciation.
23:37That's all, Mick, isn't it?
23:37Yeah, it was very kind of you, Jack.
23:39Thanks so much.
23:40You're very lucky you are, Michael.
23:42Oh, Mrs Morrison, over in the other block,
23:44she's been waiting six weeks for us.
23:47Saw me humping it in.
23:49Thought it were her, not.
23:51Six weeks till you've been waiting.
23:53Still hasn't come.
23:54Well, it's flippin' difficult, isn't it?
23:56It is, Jack.
23:57It's typical, isn't it, mate?
23:58All right.
24:10Jemmy, old one, hey.
24:12Fridge.
24:14Tell you, I thought we were captured there.
24:16Help from the gods, Morris, my son.
24:20I tell you what, someone up there's got money on you.
24:24Have you told her yet?
24:26Hey, you've had our plans. Anyway, I'm off. I'll see you later, right?
24:32See you, love.
24:35Bye!
24:41You all right, love?
24:47Look, love, you said I'm sorry. What more do you want?
24:59Ricky, I'm sorry, all right?
25:04You've just hurt my feelings, Tina, that's all.
25:06I mean, you actually accused me of nicking your fridge.
25:11And in front of your brother and all.
25:13I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.
25:19It's all right, it's just... I mean, I know I'm not an angel.
25:24It was wrong of me to jump to conclusions.
25:28I'm sorry, love.
25:30All right.
25:33Tell you what, you come over here and we'll forget all about it.
25:37I'm late for where?
25:39Tina, come here.
25:49Tina.
25:50Mmm.
25:53Did I tell you about your brother's talent?
25:57Talent?
25:58Yeah, you see, your kid brother is, er, one of the most gifted players that I've ever seen, like.
26:06What are you on about, lovey?
26:10You see, we had a night when we were so late.
26:15I bet she did a nut, eh?
26:17She was as good as gold.
26:19Morris, you have a lot to learn about women, you have.
26:22Oh, you know it all, of course.
26:25You're a right bottle job straight, you are.
26:27Listen!
26:28I've got the bottle, I just don't like pulling a fast one on me sister.
26:30Look, you're pulling no strokes, it's all down to me, all right?
26:33All right, man?
26:34Great.
26:35Right, look, you're playing the fat guy over there on table one.
26:39He any good, Bob?
26:40Yes, well, as it happens, he ain't a bad player.
26:43Well, he's not all that special, but take a tip from me, Momo, my son.
26:47Don't mess him about, right?
26:48You know I don't mess about...
26:49No, come on, you know what I'm talking about.
26:51Don't let your man here talk you into losing the first frame,
26:55so that you can sling in and heft his side bets.
26:57Leave me out, eh?
26:58What's his name?
27:00Thompson.
27:01Harry Thompson.
27:04I'm beginning to regret this.
27:06Well, that's your trouble, innit?
27:08No bottle.
27:21Mo, how do you do?
27:22Hello, Mo.
27:24Right, we'll spin up, gentlemen.
27:27Mo, Eds?
27:29Want a break?
27:30Sure.
27:30Mo, to break!
27:37Quiet, gentlemen, please!
27:39Quiet, gentlemen, please!
27:41Quiet, gentlemen, please!
27:48First time in one of these, pal?
27:52As it happens to the arm, Paul.
27:53Once in three of these, pal, please!
28:02In one of these, pal, please!
28:02Two more to the foot trunk.
28:10Five, seven, eight, one, two.
28:14Two, three, one, three, two, four.
28:25Eight.
28:29Nine.
28:31Nine.
28:32Nine.
28:33Nine.
28:35Nine.
28:38Nine.
28:40One.
28:41Three.
28:42Two.
28:43One.
28:45Five.
28:46One.
28:54Three.
29:07Eight.
29:18Nine.
29:29Sixteen.
29:30Five.
29:31I have to play seven.
29:40Seven.
29:46Male, sixteen.
29:48Young, you old boy.
29:51Yeah.
29:52It's good, though.
29:56Confident?
29:57Yeah.
30:00Confident enough for a side.
30:05What do you have in mind?
30:07Well, seem as you're a newcomer, like.
30:10I don't care.
30:11Silly score, eh?
30:15I never bet on anything less than a 50, Uncle.
30:20Nothing personal.
30:22Man after me own up.
30:24You've won a 50, son.
30:26You've got it.
30:28You are on.
30:29No one to talk with, all by myself.
30:34No one to walk with, but I'm happy on the shelf.
30:39Ain't misbehavin', saving this, not for you.
30:48I know for certain the one I love.
30:53I'm through with flirting, it's just you I'm thinkin' of.
30:58Ain't misbehavin'.
30:59Do you know, the scheming hounds, like, it's all worse out behind me back, like.
31:02Yeah, well, let's face it, love.
31:04If they'd have told you about our plans before, huh?
31:06Yeah, I don't know.
31:07God knows what Mum and Dad'll say.
31:10Well, they oughta be pleased.
31:11I mean, snooker's a respectable, recognized sport now.
31:15I mean, if the lad's got talent, let him make good use of it.
31:17Thank you, Carl.
31:18Seems so wrong.
31:19Yeah, well, of course.
31:21I mean, if he was good at cricket or football,
31:23he wouldn't think twice about it, would you?
31:24No, no, I suppose not.
31:25No, of course you wouldn't.
31:28I've got it, please.
31:31I really thought they'd nick your fridge, too.
31:35Made a proper fool of myself again.
31:49Yeah!
31:50Well played, Maurice.
31:51You can't argue with that, Uncle, can you?
31:54Moldy, Daddy.
31:55Five frames to two.
32:00The boy's good?
32:01Yeah, like I said, Uncle.
32:01Like I said.
32:03Maybe next time, eh?
32:04Yeah, maybe.
32:05Well played, son.
32:06Good game, son.
32:06Good luck in the next round.
32:09Oh, well played, Mo.
32:10That was great, mate.
32:12Here, Mick.
32:13Yeah?
32:13You see that face over there?
32:15Yeah?
32:15Yeah.
32:16Well, he's running a book on the last four players.
32:19What's the SP, Miss?
32:20He's only got Mo here as the outsider.
32:22He's putting them out up floors.
32:23Fours?
32:24That's it, indeed.
32:25I'm gonna have some of that.
32:27Come on.
32:28Swing it.
32:28Yeah, according to me.
32:31Yeah, according to me.
32:57It's not the snooker that's bothering you, is it, love?
33:00It's Mickey, innit?
33:02Well, not Mickey, but his involvement.
33:08Yeah.
33:10I suppose it is, really.
33:12Well, you know what he is, Ron.
33:14A ducker and a diver.
33:17Mickey is Mickey.
33:18Yeah, and that's what worries me.
33:21I love him.
33:23I think the world of him.
33:26But there are times when I could strangle him.
33:28Yeah, yeah, I know how you feel.
33:32All the time, I'd trust the lad with me last quid, though.
33:36Would you?
33:37Yeah, no bother.
33:40I'd give him a chance, eh?
33:43Don't chase this snooker dream.
33:46Mickey won't let the lad get hurt.
33:49I might turn him over for a few quid, but they won't hurt him.
33:56Give him a break, eh?
33:58Well, they can only cock it up at worst.
34:03Thanks, Ron.
34:04Yeah, any time.
34:06Here.
34:08I'll see you tomorrow.
34:09Sleep tight.
34:20Quiet, gentlemen, please.
34:23Four frames old.
34:24Buster to break.
34:36This lanky bastard's a bit warm, Bob.
34:39Don't you tell me.
34:41It's first to nine, isn't it?
34:43Yeah.
34:46Still could be worse.
34:49I mean, Mo was too down an hour ago.
34:53What are you going to be like if Mo gets through to the final?
35:01What's the SP over there, then?
35:03Whoa.
35:04The Greek slaughtering the other bloke.
35:06He's six to one up at the moment.
35:09No.
35:11He sounds a bit warm and off.
35:13Yeah.
35:14The Greek and old buster here.
35:16He was last time's finalists.
35:21Who won?
35:23The Greek.
35:25Thirteen frames to six.
35:31Oh, I thought the music business was on.
36:18I love all this.
36:20Oh, great.
36:21I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
36:25This Greek geezers through, you know?
36:26Yeah, I know.
36:28Do you know he won this last time out?
36:29Yeah, I know.
36:31I also know he beat me main man here.
36:3513-6, wasn't it?
36:36Yeah, how do you know?
36:38You think I'm silly, don't you?
36:40Final frame for a place in the final.
36:43Eight frame each.
36:45All equal as to the break.
36:48Thank you, gentlemen.
36:49Please be quiet.
36:55Maurice, this is our last chance.
36:58You blow this one and we go home potless, you know what I mean?
37:02You got any money left?
37:03Yeah, I got a bit. Why?
37:05Well, stick it on us for a second.
37:31One.
37:37Seven.
37:41Eight.
37:4915
37:51Mo
37:5315
38:061
38:126
38:21Buster 6
38:321
38:388
38:459
38:50No, 9
38:59Foul shot
39:004, Mo
39:121
39:208
39:239
39:2715
39:3016
39:3321
39:3622
39:3629
39:3818
39:4021
39:4822
39:5024
39:5166
39:5269
39:5373
40:0178
40:0278
40:2291
40:24Yes, it is!
40:26Game to Mo
40:279 frames to 8
40:30Brilliant!
40:30I knew you were doing it!
40:31I knew you were doing it!
40:32I knew you were doing it!
40:32I knew you were doing it!
40:33I knew you were doing it!
40:34How are we doing, sir?
40:34Well, look, we're 200 up as we stand!
40:37That's nothing!
40:38It's nothing compared to the pot, son!
40:39We haven't won it yet!
40:40No!
40:41The creek's gonna be tough!
40:42Ooh!
40:45Here we are, Gav!
40:47200 up, I think we are!
40:49Why did you like the queue like that?
40:51You wanna see me dad play?
40:52Hey, what?
40:53Pull up a bit of a show there, didn't you, Momo, my son?
40:56Oh!
40:56Yeah, Keely left a bit late, though, didn't you?
40:58Oh, I got to hear me, Bob!
40:59Sometimes, you know what I mean?
41:00Give me a bit of...
41:03It's all right!
41:06Here, lager, please!
41:08Oh, er, this is Costa.
41:09You'll be meeting him in the final.
41:10You'll play well, mate!
41:11I'll try!
41:13You, er, looking for a little deal, then, Bob?
41:15Ooh, I told you he was quick, didn't I?
41:17Yeah, I'd cross my mind, as a matter of fact, mate.
41:20Look, 14...
41:201,400 quid to the winner and nothing till he ran her out!
41:24Look, my way, we all end up in front.
41:28700 sobs, mate, in the end, now!
41:31Oh, no, it's worth thinking about, mate.
41:33Be better for you, too.
41:35It's a bit like us giving you the money, eh?
41:39Tell you what, Bob.
41:41I'm gonna be polite about this.
41:43I mean, after all, it is your gaff,
41:44but my old power here thinks that you're Greek,
41:47ought to go back to selling apples and oranges,
41:49and as it happens, so do I.
41:51You've got a big mouth, mate!
41:52All right, just leave it up!
41:53No, don't worry, dear, OK?
41:55I want to send these marks home skint!
41:58Hey!
41:59Sober.
42:00Go and get us a kebab, will you?
42:01I'm starving.
42:02After I beat you,
42:04and asetamos kebab re-ruscane!
42:07I think that means you've just upset him.
42:09I think it means he's gonna stick sauce on it.
42:12All right, sorry.
42:13All I wanted to do was a little deal, wasn't it?
42:15No aggro.
42:15All right, Bob, another time.
42:16Oh, yeah.
42:17Oh, yeah.
42:18Another time.
42:19Excuse me.
42:20No term.
42:21No.
42:22It's great.
42:24Right, thank you.
42:25I'll have your attention, please, gentlemen.
42:27The final.
42:27It's the first contestant to get the 13 frames.
42:31One prize to the winner.
42:33The runner-up?
42:33I don't know.
42:34Well, he'll might get a cup of tea
42:35and a round of applause if he's lucky.
42:36All right, thank you.
42:37You take your seats, gentlemen.
42:39Quickly and quietly.
42:50You'll wear that clock out.
42:54Lady, fancy a drink?
42:56Why not?
42:57Thanks, Rob.
42:57That's my girl.
43:01Don't look so worried, girl.
43:04They'll be back soon.
43:06I've known matches go on all night and all the next day.
43:11It's not the sort of game you can rush.
43:13Why don't they phone or something?
43:15Don't worry.
43:16I can't help it, Rob.
43:18I'll keep playing snooker.
43:20Professional snooker.
43:22Well, not exactly professional, well.
43:26There's one tan.
43:27Ten.
43:28Twenty.
43:28Forty.
43:30One hundred and forty.
43:32One hundred and fifty.
43:33Now, buy yourself some freezer cubes, Uncle.
43:36Ah, we're good.
43:38Knackered.
43:40You'd better get used to it, son.
43:48Fever's up, Scotty!
44:00Oh, hello.
44:00Lager, isn't it?
44:01Uh, hello, love.
44:02Yeah, tar.
44:05Hey, you know?
44:06You know what I was in here yesterday?
44:08Yeah.
44:08Well, when I got back, when I clocked off, all hell broke loose.
44:12Oh?
44:14Look, did you phone my government telling them you hadn't had your fridge?
44:18I mean, it was your unit I delivered.
44:20You...
44:20You are Mrs Morrison.
44:28Right, my son.
44:29We'll have a few drinks before Tina gets off.
44:32We'll drop this thing back to my Morrison.
44:35Plus a bottle of something, you know, for a trouble.
44:37Say we found it in the lock-up or something.
44:40Sounds like you've been heard.
44:42What did these two blokes look like?
44:45Do you remember?
44:46Oh, yeah, that's no bother.
44:47Uh, one of them, the younger one, he has a sort of bobble hat on.
44:51You know, like what them football supporters wear.
44:53And the older one, he kept calling his uncle.
45:00Let's hear it from one-time flagpole painter of Liverpool.
45:03That's them.
45:05Mickey.
45:06Well.
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