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00:21¡Gracias!
00:30¡Gracias!
00:32¡Lewissey!
00:34Oh Barney, how can one critter be so messy?
00:38I'll show you, that collar's got to be around here somewhere.
00:41Oh, that collar is somewhere. It's around your neck.
00:45Well, I told you it was around somewhere.
00:48Oh, Now Pot, I's dog tired of tidying up after you.
00:52You need's a wife of your own.
00:54I'm taking you to the matchmaker to get you hitched.
00:57Oh no no, not that.
00:58I'll turn over a new leaf.
01:00I'll be as neat as Snuffy.
01:02Well, I thought you were going to turn over a new leaf.
01:05Snuffy, save me.
01:07Luizzi's taking me to the matchmaker.
01:09Yeah?
01:10Well, where was you when I needed saving?
01:13Oh.
01:17Oh, now, now.
01:19Matchmaking is scientifical nowadays.
01:24They put you in this big, shiny room
01:26with this pretty machine.
01:28And these science folks got magical ways
01:31to get you the girl of your dreams.
01:33You just stand there and press a few little old buttons.
01:37Hair, all silky.
01:39Eyes of baby blue.
01:42A little of this and a little of that.
01:45You just stand there and she comes right to you.
01:49Why, they even hitches you with all the trimmings.
01:58And they live happily ever after.
02:01Well, what are we waiting for?
02:02Let's go!
02:05Millie, the matchmaker, if you ain't satisfied after 30 years of marriage,
02:12your money will be cheerfully refunded.
02:16You here for a refund?
02:17No, no, I was here to get Barney a wife.
02:21Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, you come to the right place.
02:26For a dollar twenty-five, you get the girl of your dreams.
02:30But, uh, where are the lights?
02:32Right here.
02:33But where's the music?
02:35Right here.
02:42But where's the purdy machine?
02:44Right here.
02:45This here scientific machine?
02:48We'll pick the one girl in the world for you.
02:52You weighs the sea, one hundred and five pounds.
02:56That'll cost you an extra penny.
02:59Oh, and here she is, your dream girl.
03:02But I'd like to say hello.
03:05Your dream girl will be delivered to your house by noon.
03:11At last I'm gonna get you hitched.
03:14Oh, Mommy, I wish I'd seen him.
03:18Just be glad he didn't see you.
03:21Now remember what Mama told you.
03:23Before you're hitched, do everything to make him happy.
03:27And after you're hitched, be happy and do nothing.
03:30Here's your gear.
03:32Now high-tail it up to that house and claim your men.
03:41Dear, high husband-be.
03:44What in tarnation is that?
03:47Hey, that fur will make Louisa a fine hat.
03:51Oh, I love ya.
03:54Great balls of fire.
03:56A talking hat.
04:03Consonid, there's another one.
04:07Great balls of fire.
04:09I'm too tired to run.
04:28Oh, woman, why do you want to hand that man?
04:39Oh, you, you hush your mouth.
04:43Can't you see my husband-be?
04:45He's a-dreamin'.
04:47You is the one who's a-dreamin'.
04:49Well, that there's my husband.
04:52Oh, dear.
04:53Oh, Mommy.
04:59What were you a-hankin' with that there woman for?
05:02Oh, now, Ma, I ain't never even seen her before.
05:07Great balls of fire.
05:09Ma!
05:11Well, I guess I'm destined to stay a miserable bachelor.
05:15Now, isn't that just too bad?
05:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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