00:21¡Gracias!
00:34By my moth-eaten wallet, Louiezy, this book is the answer to our problem.
00:40Land shakes, Barney. Oh, I think you're right.
00:43I've been trying to straighten out this old table for years.
00:47Sure enough, it works right good.
00:49No, Louiezy girl. This is a reading book.
00:54Land of Goshen, honey bucket.
00:57Just look what it says here.
00:59Two ways to make a million dollars, or a million ways to make two dollars.
01:04Oh, do it say anything about how to fix this here table.
01:08Louiezy, after reading this book, I'll be able to buy you a million tables.
01:12Sure is going to make our little home mighty crowded.
01:16Two ways to make a million dollars.
01:19One, find somebody with two million dollars and ask them for half.
01:23Louiezy, do you know anyone with two million dollars?
01:26Oh, not that I can think of offhand.
01:29Me neither.
01:30All right, let's go on to the second way.
01:32Number two says, enter and win a contest with a million dollar prize.
01:38Now, we're getting somewhere.
01:40Hmm, a contest with a million dollar prize.
01:44Well, there's always that there Mayflower Company's annual million dollar bake-o-rama contest.
01:49They're talking about on the radio, you know.
01:52Bake your favorite cakes and pies and win a million dollar prize.
01:58Beautiful, beautiful, and that's it, Louiezy.
02:01Oh, you're going to bake a pie on the part.
02:04Not me, Louiezy.
02:05You are.
02:06I'll bet if you were to bake one of those magnificent blackbird pies of yours,
02:11I, uh, we could win that million dollars.
02:15Oh, I reckon we could at that.
02:16But I'm plum out of blackbirds, Barney.
02:19Snuffy and I will give you the birds.
02:22Now, don't forget, I need four and twenty of them there, blackbirds.
02:31Caw, caw, suppertime chillin'.
02:34Caw, caw, listen to your ma.
02:37Caw, caw, suppertime chillin'.
02:49Barney, Barney, help me.
02:52Stop fooling around, Snuffy.
02:53We've got enough birds.
02:55I don't want him.
02:56Concern it.
02:57He wants me.
02:58Well, tell him you're spoken for and let's get out of here.
03:01I'm sorry, Baldy, but my heart belongs to Louiezy.
03:10Mayflower Company, Bake-O-Rama.
03:12This is it.
03:13Just wait till they get a taste of that blackbird pie.
03:16Why, the money is practically in my, uh, our pockets.
03:21Look at those entries.
03:24Shoo fly pie.
03:26Marble cake.
03:31Leaning tower of pizza pies.
03:34Upside down cake.
03:39Wait till they see our entry.
03:41Here's our booth.
03:42Snuffy, help Louiezy take out our blackbird pie.
03:45The judge will be here any minute.
03:47Hmm.
03:48That sure looks good.
03:49I'll just confiscate me a little old piece.
03:54Great balls of fire.
03:56Come back here, birds.
03:58Birds.
03:58Come back.
03:59Birds.
04:00Come back, I tell you.
04:06I got you.
04:08Get the rest, Barney.
04:09Stop.
04:10Halt.
04:10You hear me?
04:22The judges have decided
04:24that since all the other entries have been destroyed
04:27beyond repair and recognition,
04:29the winner of the Mayflower Company,
04:31Bakerama, is Blackbird Pie.
04:34Because of your fault,
04:37er, uh, default,
04:38here's your check for one million dollars.
04:41Ladies, we thank you.
04:43Louiezy, I gotta hand it to you.
04:45No, you have to hand it to me.
04:47Who are you?
04:48I'm from the tax department.
04:50The tax you owe on one million dollars
04:52comes to exactly $999,999.50.
04:58Here's your chain, sir.
04:59Thank you, and goodbye.
05:01By the way, Mr. Google,
05:03we noticed that you forgot to pay
05:05the one dollar entrance fee.
05:07We'll take this 50 cents on account,
05:10and you can send the rest.
05:11Er, stamps, if you like.
05:13Great balls of fire.
05:17Did you ever have one of those days?
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