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00:09To be continued...
00:28What the hell do you want with us?
00:30We didn't do anything!
00:43What'll it be, Wally?
00:52Wally!
00:53You have five minutes.
00:55Okay.
01:04Okay.
01:07Hey, everybody, please shut up, please shut up, please shut up.
01:11We've been offered a deal.
01:12A deal?
01:13Yes.
01:14With the people who try to have me killed.
01:15They insist Hank went rogue.
01:16Well, as long as they insist.
01:18What does this deal say about us getting the hell out of here?
01:20The deal says that we get to go back to our lives in exchange for, um, complying with certain conditions.
01:26Eh?
01:27What conditions?
01:28Well, first and foremost, we have to give up the monster hunt.
01:33Second, we agree to never say a word about what we discovered to any living soul.
01:39No family, no friends, not anyone, because they are listening and watching.
01:43Third, at least for the time being, we can't leave the burrows.
01:48Anyone who breaks any of these conditions will end up back here, at the manor.
01:53For good.
01:55What aren't you telling us?
01:57The last condition is that I go to work for them.
02:01Doing what?
02:01What?
02:02I don't know.
02:04I don't know.
02:05Apparently, somebody was quite impressed with the bait that we created.
02:08So we go back to our lives, pretending that monsters aren't sucking our brain juices in our sleep.
02:14Hey, I've been assured that if we comply, we'll be removed from the rotation.
02:18The rotation?
02:20What about the rest of our neighbors?
02:23Um, oh, no deal.
02:26I'm with Sam.
02:27Wally, you are not going to work for these leeches.
02:30I took the deal.
02:33Why?
02:34Because look around.
02:35We lost.
02:37I mean, the more we learn about the burrows, the less likely it is that anybody's going to believe us.
02:42The tragedy is that we were just senile enough to think that we could stop them.
02:45Come on.
02:46Be honest.
02:47We're too old.
02:48They're too powerful.
02:51Take the deal.
02:52Play pickleball.
02:54Take a class.
02:55Share a good meal.
02:56Enjoy the rest of your lives.
02:58Take the deal.
03:00Because if you don't, the only sky you're ever going to see for the rest of your lives is the
03:03one painted on these walls.
03:04Take a class.
03:06Take a class.
03:20Take a class.
03:25Take a class.
03:26Take a class.
03:27Take a class.
03:27Take a class.
03:29Take a class.
03:29Take a class.
03:29Take a class.
03:30Take a class.
03:30Take a class.
03:30Take a class.
03:32Take a class.
03:56Oh, fuckers.
04:07I'm CEO Blaine Shaw, and my grandfather founded this Little Slices of Heaven way back in 1950.
04:14Fuckers.
04:15Fuckers.
04:15Healthy and happy has been the family business for almost 75 years now.
04:19So kick back and enjoy.
04:20I promise you'll have the time of your life.
04:27Fuckers.
04:30They're still blocking our internet.
04:33I don't know what to expect.
04:34It's only been three days.
04:38Snood works.
04:39Who plays snood anymore?
04:42I do.
04:46Hey, want to go for that walk today?
04:48I can't today.
04:50Oh, you have something to do.
04:51What is there to do?
04:57We got to do something.
04:58Well, you go ahead and do whatever.
05:01I'm going to be eating cheese and smoking weed.
05:13Wally.
05:14Hey, Wally.
05:16It is good to see you, buddy.
05:18First day.
05:19Very exciting.
05:20So, you're one of them.
05:25You make it sound so ominous.
05:29What am I doing here?
05:30You'll see.
05:38I don't mind your zempic face.
05:40It's the zempic poops that bother me.
05:43You're pooping?
05:44Lucky girl.
05:46I haven't gone to the bathroom since I started taking it last year.
05:50Is everything okay, Renee?
05:52Yeah, I just didn't sleep well.
05:54Oh, you should get a white noise machine.
05:58My granddaughter got me one.
06:00Changed my night times.
06:03What's gotten into her?
06:05Paz.
06:06Paz.
06:06Paz.
06:07Sorry, I see you.
06:08I need to hear from you.
06:09Oh, so I thought maybe they felt about you.
06:10Everything okay, Paz?
06:11Yeah, all good, Matty.
06:13I'll allow make sure main office files that report for you, Ms. Joyce.
06:16Right.
06:16Have yourself a good day.
06:17Thank you, officer.
06:33Oh, Wally.
06:35Welcome.
06:36Come in.
06:37Come in.
06:37Don't worry.
06:38You don't bite.
06:40So, what do you think of your new lab?
06:44Of my lab?
06:45Well, yours and Dr. Mansoor's here.
06:47What am I supposed to do with this?
06:49First things first, you've got to meet the team.
06:51Everyone, say hello to Wally.
06:53Hello.
06:56You know, after everything you've been through, I...
07:00I can only imagine what you must think of us.
07:03Nothing good.
07:05Fair enough.
07:06But I think you'll come to find that we're not so bad as all that.
07:12In fact, Phyllis here went to the trouble of putting together this little spread in honor
07:17of your first day.
07:18And she made the cupcakes herself.
07:20And she puts a little lavender in there.
07:22I dare you to try just one, Wally.
07:23It'll change your life.
07:25I'll pass.
07:26Well, if cupcakes aren't your thing...
07:35Here is sweeter stuff.
07:41Is...
07:42Is that the...
07:44Yes.
07:45The...
07:56Will it cure my cancer?
07:59Of course.
08:02You're in the clover now, pal.
08:05Stick with us.
08:06You'll never age another day.
08:09You're going to feel like a million bucks forever.
08:14So long as you drink.
08:23I can't.
08:32Don't be a drag, Wally.
08:38Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally.
08:50Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally.
09:08There he is.
09:11Welcome to the winning team, Wally.
09:13Drink up, everyone.
09:23Come through my oven again.
09:25You're getting zapped.
09:43Come through my oven again.
09:55Oh.
10:17Please, help me!
10:19Sam, can you help?
10:22Really?
10:22Sam, where am I?
10:24Sam!
10:32I love you guys!
10:35What do you want?
10:37No!
10:40No!
10:41No!
10:42No!
10:44No!
10:45No!
10:47No!
10:47No!
10:48No!
10:55You alright?
10:57What?
11:01Are you alright?
11:04No!
11:08Want a hit?
11:11I'm not sure that would do any good.
11:13Yeah, probably not.
11:16Hmm.
11:17But what would?
11:21I'm afraid I'm losing my mind.
11:25Insanity is the only sane reaction to an insane society.
11:31And shit is crazy as hell around here.
11:35I can't live like this.
11:36What choice have you got?
11:37They got us tagged like animals and they're watching every exit.
11:49They're not watching the desert?
11:54They're evil but they ain't dumb.
11:58That's twenty miles to the nearest anything.
12:01A trick like that at our age is certain death.
12:04It's better than the manor.
12:07Don't go out to that desert, Sam.
12:09I just need to make it to the diner.
12:11Call Claire.
12:12Get some help.
12:14I can come back here with the cavalry and burn this fucking place to the ground.
12:21Or you could try golf.
12:24There's a certain satisfaction whacking that white ball all over the fucking place.
12:29Yeah, Jack suggested the same thing.
12:33Hey, look man.
12:36It is what it is, you know.
12:39Make peace with it the best you can.
12:49Would you like to ride in my beautiful blue?
12:54How would you like to glide in my beautiful blue?
12:56Trippy, right?
13:01Oh, excuse me.
13:04The light show, I mean.
13:05Oh.
13:06Fair warning, it fades the more you drink, so enjoy it while you can.
13:09Oh.
13:10I wish I had.
13:11Huh.
13:12Ernest.
13:13Oh, I...
13:16Wally.
13:16Uh-huh.
13:19Nice to have a new face around here.
13:20It's gotta be 20 years since someone joined the team.
13:23Something like that.
13:24How old are you?
13:26I'm 62.
13:28Hey!
13:28Me too!
13:29Birthday buddies!
13:31Hey, do you like pickleball?
13:33Pickleball?
13:34Yeah, pickleball!
13:35I know it's like the hot thing right now, but I've been playing since 86.
13:38I'm getting pretty good.
13:41So, um...
13:44What do you do here, Ernest Neiman?
13:49I used to be head of IT.
13:50Most of the infrastructure of this place was built in the 50s, so it's all falling apart.
13:54Scar, one of the kids, he actually escaped a few weeks back.
13:58That sucked.
14:00But now, I'm the new head of security.
14:03Oh.
14:03You know, seeing as how your friends chucked Hank over a cliff.
14:07Uh, kids?
14:08Well, that's what we call the spider ghoulie thing that you killed down in the tunnel.
14:12Why do you call them kids?
14:13Well, because every mother's got kids.
14:16Hey, Ernest.
14:17Yeah?
14:17Could you help Kayleigh box things up?
14:19Yeah.
14:20You got it, Mr. Shaw.
14:27Having fun?
14:31What the hell am I doing here?
14:35Well, your job is to save a very special patient.
14:43Dr. Mansour has been doing the best he can, but unfortunately, his best isn't good enough anymore.
14:49He needs your help.
14:51We need your help.
14:54If you fail, we're all dead.
14:59But I promise, you and your friends will die first.
15:08Perhaps I should meet this patient.
15:11Good idea.
15:12Good idea.
15:40Wally?
15:43Meet...
15:43Mother.
15:49Isn't she beautiful?
15:55Please leave a message for...
15:57Sam Cooper.
15:58At the beat.
15:59Hey, Dad, it's me.
16:02Again.
16:03Please call me.
16:04I don't...
16:05wanna...
16:06pop in.
16:07Nobody likes a pop in.
16:30Whoa!
16:33Whatcha doin'?
16:34I...
16:35I...
16:35am...
16:36fixing...
16:36Ella's hoverboard.
16:39What...
16:41What are you...
16:42What are you doing?
16:43I'm...
16:43wrestling with a conundrum.
16:46See, my wife...
16:47is a genius.
16:49Hot and smart.
16:50That must be so hard on you.
16:52You have no idea.
16:53She designs planes for a living.
16:54Yeah.
16:55She spits in the face of gravity every single day.
16:57She makes the impossible possible.
17:00She's an engineer.
17:01Just like her dad.
17:03She's tough.
17:04Also just like her dad.
17:06But that's...
17:07That toughness makes it sort of hard for her to...
17:11show any weakness.
17:13So when faced with the impossible,
17:16she does have a hard time asking for help.
17:20And what if she was able to...
17:23ask for help?
17:24What would you tell her?
17:27Well...
17:29I would tell her...
17:32that some things can't be fixed.
17:36Only felt.
17:38And I know she's gonna make the right choice.
17:41No matter how impossible it feels.
17:43Because as much as she doesn't like to say it,
17:45she loves her family.
17:48It's another thing she got from her old man.
17:51You're so lame.
17:52I know.
17:54But damn, I'm handsome.
17:58Well, I'm gonna make my wife some mac and cheese.
18:01Because I have this sneaking suspicion
18:03she has not eaten anything all day.
18:06What'll it be?
18:07Squiggly noodles or bow ties?
18:11Squiggly things.
18:21No!
18:23No!
18:23Oh, God!
18:24Pat!
18:25I'm so sorry!
18:26I've got your doors.
18:27Oh, God!
18:27Don't go creeping up on women!
18:29You took the hair out of me.
18:30You're fine.
18:31You're fine.
18:31I missed you.
18:33I missed you, too.
18:34But we can't be seen together.
18:36These people are dangerous.
18:37But I've got a plan to get you all out.
18:39The 75th anniversary is this weekend.
18:41The town will be full of guests.
18:43Security will be stretched in.
18:44It's our best shot at a clean getaway.
18:45Okay, so I'll tell everybody to get them on board.
18:48And we'll be ready.
18:49Your house, your phone, your cars are all bugged.
18:50But you should be safe enough talking outside.
18:52Even they can't surveil the whole town.
18:54Here.
18:55Take this.
18:55I set it to a frequency they never use.
18:57I've got the other one.
18:58But we should keep the chatter to a minimum just in case.
19:01Okay.
19:02Over and out.
19:03You mean copy that.
19:04Over and out is what you say when you're done talking.
19:06You are so cute when you're patronizing.
19:08I know, right?
19:18Great.
19:19Now the house is on fire.
19:21Is there a problem, man?
19:22In your life you care.
19:24Do you require the fire department?
19:26I don't require anything from you.
19:29Very well then.
19:29Have a great day.
19:31You are really enjoying this, aren't you?
19:36Thank you for choosing the Burroughs.
19:38Where you'll have the time of your life.
19:40You know what?
19:41I am.
19:41I'm having the time of my life.
19:43I am having the time of my fucking life.
19:45I am having the time of my life.
19:51Watch it.
19:52Here it goes.
19:53The time of my life looks like this.
19:56Yes.
19:58Ahhh!
19:59Ahh!
20:01Here.
20:02Ah.
20:04Yes.
20:06Okay.
20:13Your primo's stash?
20:15Yep.
20:16So be careful.
20:23You be careful.
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20:45Well, it's okay.
21:07Gotcha.
21:33Sayonara, fuckers.
21:50Welcome home, Ward.
21:51Oh, nice to be home, June.
21:54God, you look fantastic.
21:55Oh, I, oh, thank you.
21:58Care for a drink?
21:59Don't mind if I do.
22:01So, what do they have you doing?
22:04I wouldn't know where to start.
22:06How about the beginning?
22:07Okay.
22:09In the spring of 1949, a local miner named Marcus Shaw found a strange egg buried deep beneath the ground.
22:14Oh, shit.
22:15So, we are going way back.
22:18Okay, cool.
22:19Lay it on me.
22:20That egg hatched a creature they call Mother.
22:24Drinking Mother's blood holds you in time.
22:26You don't age.
22:29You don't get sick.
22:31And you'll never die.
22:33The world can fall around you and you just stay.
22:38So, we were right.
22:39They are drinking blood.
22:41They're little Dixie Cups.
22:44How is it?
22:48Like tasting the sun.
22:53But Marcus, who you know is playing, needed a steady stream of human brain fluid to keep his creature fed.
23:02Particularly once it started having kids of its own.
23:05So, he and Annalise founded the Burroughs.
23:10It was the perfect cover.
23:12They locked Mother up in their offices and locked her kids away in tunnels they built underground.
23:18But at night, the kids are let loose to crawl through the tunnels, out our ovens, and into our bedrooms,
23:25where they suck out brain fluid they feed to Mother.
23:29All so that the Shaws and all their little friends can cheat death for one more day.
23:35The worst part is how small it is.
23:38These fools have discovered the fountain of youth.
23:41They've been given the gift of infinite time.
23:43You know what they do with it?
23:44Play pickleball.
23:45They make lavender cupcakes.
23:47They're dirty-faced children squabbling over a toy they don't understand.
23:50But in the right hands, that toy could change the world.
23:54Whose hands?
23:55Yogas?
23:56Why not?
23:58I could end disease as we know it.
24:00AIDS, heart disease, prostate cancer.
24:03That's right.
24:04Because I have lost enough.
24:08Friends, patients, lovers, an entire generation.
24:11Gone.
24:12But not this time.
24:13This time, I win.
24:16This time, I save everybody.
24:20Or you could become a monster, too.
24:25Death is the real monster.
24:28Everything else is shadows.
24:32Wally, don't do this.
24:34Paz has a plan to get us out, all of us.
24:40Now, you should go.
24:42I have work tomorrow.
24:46Wally, thank you for the drink, Ray Ray.
24:57I found some Kit Kats left over from Halloween.
25:02Do Kit Kats go bad?
25:06And, for me, Camembert.
25:14And, they go with my good crackers with the C's.
25:19And, for you, Kit Kats.
25:27Mmm.
25:32Mmm.
25:33Remember that barata we had at Naira's wedding?
25:36That shit was amazing.
25:39And, we spent weeks trying different brands, and we never could find it.
25:46We could try it again.
25:48We certainly have the time.
25:50Yeah.
25:50Well, maybe.
25:52Where are you going?
25:55To my office.
25:56To do what?
25:58To do my thing.
26:00I thought getting high and eating string cheese was your thing.
26:03Judy, I'm not doing this.
26:06Oh, come on.
26:07Art, we have banked 44 years, man.
26:10I can count.
26:11We have been through it all.
26:13Bullshit.
26:14Spencer's diagnosis.
26:16The Ivyhurst house.
26:17This is different.
26:20I fell in love.
26:22I'm sorry.
26:23I didn't mean to.
26:25I broke the rule.
26:27And, that's not nothing.
26:28It's not everything.
26:31Art, we are family.
26:33Nothing can change the past.
26:35No, but it certainly has a hell of an effect on the future.
26:38Does it have to?
26:39It already has.
26:41I'm out, Judy.
26:43Well, go ahead.
26:45Give up.
26:46I'm done, Judy.
26:48You know, I went in earnest on a soul-searching quest for something more.
26:53Something divine.
26:55Something other.
26:56And all I found was thousands of dead birds.
26:59And some monster in the dark trying to kill me.
27:01And a dead man's shirt in the bottom of your closet.
27:07And the burrata?
27:09It came from fucking Costco.
27:12I just didn't have the heart to tell you.
27:32Hey, Judy.
27:33Hey.
27:34I brought your dish back.
27:35My dish?
27:36Yeah.
27:36From Texas Barbecue.
27:38It's not...
27:43...necessary.
27:44Well, I thought you might need it.
27:45Okay.
27:51Thanks, Renee.
27:52You're the best.
27:53All right.
27:54See you later.
27:55Yeah.
28:18Hey.
28:19Jesus.
28:20You scared the shit out of me.
28:22I was trying to sneak.
28:23Well, good job.
28:25Okay.
28:25So what are we doing here?
28:27Well, I figure they're not going to bother surveilling an empty house, right?
28:30Smart.
28:31Hey.
28:36Uh, where's Art?
28:37He's not coming.
28:38What about Sam and Wally?
28:40Well, nobody home at Sam's house, and Wally made a different choice.
28:45So it's just the three of us.
28:46Doing what, exactly?
28:48Well, I have a plan to get you all out.
28:51Actually, I'm changing up the plan.
28:54What, you're calling an audible?
28:55Yes.
28:56Wally says that Blaine and Annalise are drinking the blood of a mommy monster, and that's what's
29:02keeping them young.
29:03The cold shit I saw Hank drink.
29:05A missing piece of the puzzle.
29:06Right, so we're going to use the chaos of the 70th anniversary to sneak in and kill it.
29:12Well, no, we need to get out, not further in.
29:14But without their golden goose, Blaine and his cronies sit at me.
29:18This is a bad idea.
29:19Look, if we run, we never stop.
29:22I'd rather fight.
29:23I want to kick some ass.
29:25Stack some bodies.
29:27Stack bodies?
29:28That's right.
29:29So, are you in?
29:32Or not?
29:34I'm in.
29:35No shit.
29:35They can't get away with this.
29:37Right.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Fuck it, I'm in too.
29:40The Great Rebellion rises.
29:42Such as it is.
29:47Oh, no.
29:55Oh, no.
29:58Oh, no.
30:18The phone.
30:21Hello?
30:23Claire.
30:24Dad, where are you?
30:26Are you okay?
30:27Claire, honey, listen to me.
30:29Listen to me very carefully.
30:31Your life.
30:33All our lives.
30:35They're in danger.
30:36Dad.
30:36Burrows.
30:37Blame.
30:38They're all in on it.
30:40The tunnels.
30:42The monsters.
30:43They're in the ovens, Claire.
30:45Dad, what are you talking about?
30:46Listen, listen, listen.
30:47You gotta come and get me.
30:49I made my way to the diner on Route 25.
30:52But you can't tell anyone.
30:53No one.
30:54You understand?
30:55Okay.
30:57Okay.
30:58Yeah, promise me.
30:59Yeah.
31:00I promise.
31:02I'm gonna get on the road.
31:03I'm on my way, okay?
31:04Okay.
31:06I love you.
31:07Okay.
31:25Hey, Claire Bear.
31:26What the hell?
31:27Dad.
31:28I know.
31:28I know.
31:30Are you okay?
31:31How did you get here?
31:33I walked.
31:35You walked through the desert in the middle of the night.
31:38Terrible things are happening, Claire.
31:39I promise I'll explain everything.
31:41I will.
31:41I'll explain everything as soon as we're far away from the boroughs.
31:44Dad, we're not-
31:44Claire, please.
31:46I haven't slept in 24 hours.
31:48I will be safe at your house.
31:50Take me home.
31:52Please.
31:52Please.
31:56Okay.
31:57Okay.
32:06Oh, my God.
32:36Dad?
32:38Dad, wake up.
32:40Oh, are we there?
32:43I love you.
32:47What did you do?
32:49I'm sorry.
32:57It's okay.
32:58I didn't know what else to do.
33:03It's all right.
33:04Dad.
33:06It's all right.
33:10I love you, Claire.
33:15Wait!
33:17Hold on, just wait.
33:18Wait, easy, easy now.
33:19It's all right.
33:20He's safe now.
33:21You don't have to worry.
33:22We're going to take good care of him.
33:44He didn't even find you so long.
33:47He didn't even know what to do.
33:49Oh, yeah.
33:51You did.
33:53Excuse me.
33:55I'm sorry to bother you.
33:57I'm the neighbor, Sam's friend.
34:00Has something happened?
34:04We had to put Sam in the manor.
34:10In the manor?
34:11Yeah.
34:12He was wandering in the desert, rambling about monsters.
34:19Oh, boy.
34:24Were you guys very, um, close?
34:27Maybe you noticed some signs of him in distress, or?
34:31No.
34:31No, nothing.
34:34I'll leave you to your business.
34:36I'm going to go home, sis.
34:58They got Sam.
35:00I could have stopped him.
35:02I didn't.
35:03Let's get out of the way.
35:05And then let's do what we've got to do.
35:08Bet.
35:09Beware of the handshake
35:11They have to sleep
35:14I'm telling you
35:16Beware
35:17Beware of the pat on the back
35:20It just might
35:22Hold you back
35:24Jealousy
35:26Jealousy
35:26Misery
35:27Misery
35:28Envy
35:30Whatever you can't see
35:32Behind smiling faces
35:34Smiling faces
35:36Smiling faces
35:37Hey, they don't tell the truth
35:40Smiling faces
35:43Smiling faces
35:44Tell lies
35:46And I've got who
35:48...
35:49...
36:25Let's go.
37:00Oh, my God.
37:18Oh, my God.