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00:24What is a metro station?
00:25Correct.
00:26U.S. rep and pres for 800.
00:28President Andrew Johnson had been a senator and a representative from this state.
00:32What is Tennessee?
00:33Adriana.
00:33What is Tennessee?
00:34Yes.
00:34U.S. rep and pres 1200.
00:57Hello.
00:58Hello, honey.
01:00Oh, Gracie.
01:01I miss you.
01:02I miss you, too.
01:04How was your day?
01:06I had pizza for lunch.
01:07Oh, that's good.
01:09That's your favorite.
01:10Yeah.
01:12Can I come home?
01:14Not today.
01:15Oh.
01:16But I'll come see you tomorrow.
01:17How does that sound?
01:19Yeah, we could take Joey to the park.
01:21He'd love that.
01:22Yeah.
01:22Fly a kite.
01:23That'd be nice.
01:25Yeah.
01:28The owl is in the walls, Chris, Peter.
01:30The owl is in the walls.
01:31Bedtime, Edward.
01:33Just a few more minutes.
01:34No.
01:34It's time to bed.
01:34It's okay, sweetheart.
01:35We'll talk tomorrow.
01:36I'm not a damn child.
01:38Give me the phone, Edward.
01:39Edward, stop.
01:40I'm not a damn child.
01:41Edward, stop.
01:46I saw my parents.
01:48I saw your father.
01:50I saw the Ritz brothers.
01:52I don't believe me.
01:53They're much funnier than this.
01:56Ma, I am taking you to the hospital.
01:59No.
01:59Why not?
02:00What?
02:00Are you trying to tell me that possibly there was nothing wrong with you?
02:03No.
02:04I feel better just lying here.
02:06The ride in the car could only make me feel worse.
02:08Yeah, she's right, Dorothy.
02:09Sometimes just lying motionless is the best thing a person can do.
02:12That didn't sound right when you said it on our honeymoon, and it doesn't sound right.
02:39Help me!
02:43Somebody help me!
03:00Is this supposed to be scary?
03:02It's a classic.
03:03It's boring.
03:03Can I play a game?
03:04I don't have any games.
03:06Mom, Grandpa's not sharing.
03:07Dad, please.
03:09Fine.
03:09Take it.
03:11So, is Pill Reminder Pro a game?
03:13No, don't touch that.
03:15Grandpa uses it to keep track of all the medicines he needs to stay alive.
03:18Oh, I accidentally deleted it.
03:22Probably for the best.
03:23Don't worry about that, Grandpa.
03:25It's all in the cloud.
03:26I'm going to fix it for you.
03:27Thank you, Neil.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Oh, everyone, look.
03:30We're here.
03:31Hippie.
03:32Hippie.
03:36Hippie.
03:36Hippie.
03:38Hippie.
03:39Hippie.
03:39Hippie.
03:39I need a couple of units covered in the air, please.
03:44Hello there, folks.
03:45How can I help you all?
03:46Hi.
03:47Um, my dad's moving in today.
03:49His name's Sam Cooper.
03:51Sam Cooper.
03:52Got him right here.
03:53Welcome to the Burroughs, where you'll have the time of your life.
03:58Ironic slogan for a place people come to die.
04:03Okay.
04:03Okay.
04:17Why is everyone so old?
04:19Because, honey, this is a special town just for grown-ups.
04:23But let me hear you say, light's taking you nowhere.
04:28Angel.
04:31Possibly, will you pay me for a thousand years?
04:35I'm the fool who took you in this room.
04:40Hi there.
04:41Hello.
04:42Sorry we're late.
04:43Oh, it's no problem.
04:44They pay me the medium bucks to be here.
04:46Oh, and aren't you just the cutest thing?
04:48What's your name?
04:48Sam.
04:49Mr. Cooper.
04:51Nice to officially meet you.
04:53I'm Kaylee.
04:54You're a transition manager.
04:55And it's my privilege to guide you through every step of your time here.
04:57I hope it's okay, but I told the movers to go ahead and start unloading.
05:00I mean, the boxes are so well labeled, which I guess I shouldn't be surprised, given you are an engineer.
05:05I was an engineer.
05:06But now I'm a prisoner.
05:07We'd love to get into the house.
05:09Everything has been freshly painted.
05:11We kept the wallpaper like your wife requested.
05:13Oh, and the previous owner left some furniture behind.
05:16So, you know, feel free to keep the pieces that speak to you and get rid of the rest.
05:19Why don't they want it?
05:20Because they're dead, right?
05:23Grace passed two months ago, but Edward is a resident at the manor.
05:26It's a long-term care facility here at the boroughs for those who require more attention.
05:30What's wrong with him?
05:31Hello?
05:31What?
05:32I want to know.
05:33That's quite the boob tube.
05:34He likes to fix old TVs.
05:36Oh, isn't that fun?
05:37What the hell is that?
05:39That is Seraphim.
05:40Every house in the boroughs has one.
05:42If you ever have an emergency or, say, you want to book a tea time, all you have to
05:46do is call out to Seraphim, and it will connect you to one of our 24-7 support team.
05:51Here.
05:52Howdy, Seraphim.
05:53Well, hey there, Kaylee.
05:55What can I do to make your day more enjoyable?
05:57Absolutely not.
05:58Stop.
05:59Mr. Cooper.
06:00What are you doing?
06:01Mr. Cooper, please don't do that.
06:02Seraphim is actually hardwired.
06:05I do not need an electronic babysitter.
06:08Mr. Cooper, I understand your frustration.
06:11Do you now?
06:11I know it was your wife who wanted to move here, and I was so sorry to hear of her
06:16passing.
06:16But I'm not the one who won't let you out of your contract.
06:19Those things are decided by the man at the top.
06:21So point me his way.
06:23I've helped a lot of people through this transition over the years, Sam.
06:27And I promise, if you just open your heart to this place, you'll find the boroughs is
06:33not a last chapter.
06:35It's a new beginning.
06:39Wait!
06:40Mr. Cooper!
06:42Was that really necessary?
06:44Yes.
06:44She was just doing her job.
06:46I will not be spoken to like a child.
06:47Well, then maybe stop acting like one.
06:49Excuse me?
06:49Hey, maybe we all just take a deep breath.
06:51I didn't ask you to come.
06:52It's not like you can drive yourself.
06:53Hey!
06:55Let's all go out to the garage.
06:56Why?
06:58What's in the garage, Neil?
07:05Cool.
07:06What the hell is that?
07:07It's a golf cart.
07:08I don't play golf.
07:09It's not just a golf cart, okay?
07:11This is the Icon I-40 L. It's got a 48-volt three-phase high-torque motor.
07:17I mean, this baby tops out at almost 35 miles an hour.
07:20Well, send it back.
07:24The flames are a custom job.
07:26They won't take it back.
07:27Can't say I blame them.
07:30You know, you can always stay with us longer if you need to.
07:33Oh, that two-bedroom isn't big enough for the four of you.
07:35You don't need me on the sofa as well.
07:38Besides, I've buried every time I've got into this tomb.
07:42Got to make sure it doesn't burn down before I figure a way out.
07:45Well, at least it's pretty.
07:46It's dry.
07:47It's a desert.
07:48Exactly.
07:49Still, I see why Mom picked it.
07:51She never really liked the Chicago winters.
07:53Yeah, shouldn't you be getting on the road?
07:55Back to Albuquerque, miss out on all that rush-out traffic?
07:58It's Sunday, Dad.
07:59Yeah, weekend traffic.
08:01Even worse.
08:18Call me if you need anything, okay?
08:20Don't worry about me.
08:27See you soon, Raccoon.
08:30Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:45Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:45Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:49Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:51Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:51Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:51Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:52Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:53Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:54Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:54Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:55Bye-bye, butterfly.
08:56Bye-bye.
08:59Bye-bye.
09:26There's always something to do in the burrows.
09:28Play 18 holes on any one of our three award-winning golf courses.
09:32Or keep healthy in our brand-new fitness center with self-regulating therapeutic walking tools.
09:37I'm CEO Blaine Shaw, and my grandfather founded this little slice of heaven way back in 1950.
09:43The man of the top.
09:44Keeping you healthy and happy has been the family business for almost 75 years now.
09:48So kick back and enjoy.
09:50I promise you'll have the time of your life.
09:55Hello?
09:56Hello!
09:57Howdy, neighbor.
09:58I'm Jack.
10:00You know, your doorknob's broken.
10:02I'm kind of the welcome wagon around these parts.
10:05Care for beer?
10:06No.
10:07Oh, my dog's barking.
10:09I got a touch of the gout.
10:11Doesn't help that I shot a full 18 today.
10:13Shot an 82.
10:15It's not bad for a 10 handicap.
10:17You play golf?
10:18No.
10:18Hey.
10:20What's your name?
10:22Sam Cooper.
10:24Well, I don't even mind the gout so much, Sammy.
10:28It's the sleep apnea that toodles my wife.
10:32I got to sleep in a chair hooked up to this machine to keep me breathing.
10:35You know, I feel like the elephant man, yeah.
10:39Because he could not sleep lying down.
10:42You ever seen that movie?
10:43Yeah, sure.
10:44It's a classic.
10:45Well, Brooks produced it.
10:47A fellow film buff, I see.
10:50Yeah, I used to be in entertainment myself.
10:52I was a weatherman.
10:53K-O-B-4 Santa Fe.
10:57The problem with my sleep situation is it makes it tricky with the ladies.
11:01In my younger days, I was always the big spoon, you know.
11:05Now, if I cuddle up all sleep after, I'll die.
11:11And that's a definite mood killer.
11:14I imagine so.
11:15Don't get me wrong, Sammy.
11:16I'm not a player.
11:18One at a time.
11:19Every time.
11:20That's my motto.
11:22They banned 100 residents for having an orgy in the community center last month.
11:27Can you believe it?
11:28I get it.
11:31That's not my thing.
11:33I get it, though.
11:35I'm seeing this great lady now.
11:37The only thing is she's always rubbing this cannabis tiger balm on herself, you know.
11:42It's arthritis.
11:43It smells like black licorice.
11:45But she is a fine-looking woman.
11:51special, you know.
11:53What's your situation?
11:55Are you married?
11:56Divorced?
11:57Widowed.
11:58Sorry to hear it.
12:00You know, I don't know your emotional journey, but single fellas like ourselves are wonka tickets around here.
12:07Golden.
12:08I appreciate you stopping by, Jack, but it's been a long day.
12:11I'll say no more.
12:13I can take a hint.
12:13But before I skidoodle, I wanted to invite you to a barbecue, in your honor, over at my place.
12:20You'll get to know the neighbors.
12:22How's Tuesdays, Al?
12:23Not good.
12:24Well, you look over your schedule and let me know.
12:27Okay.
12:29Keep the beer.
12:30I'll just take one to the road.
12:33The Burroughs is a good place.
12:35We take care of each other, you know, like a family.
12:39I'm full up on family.
12:42I got you.
12:44Think about that barbecue.
12:46I make a hell of a kebab.
12:59Good morning.
13:06Good morning, Mom.
13:11I thought I might go up to that good farmer's market at Logan Square today.
13:15Hmm.
13:16Yeah, I need shallots for dinner tonight.
13:22So come with me.
13:25I was going to work on the car.
13:28Even that car.
13:33What is the point of fixing up a car if you can't drive it?
13:46Yeah, baby!
13:48We got it!
14:13Oh, perfect.
14:15Who are these people?
14:22I found his wife's obituary.
14:25Who?
14:26Our new neighbor.
14:28Samuel Darwin Cooper.
14:30Born in Chicago, Illinois.
14:33December 10th, 1953.
14:35You gotta stop stalking people.
14:37Not stalking.
14:39Investigating.
14:40You're not a reporter anymore.
14:43Journalist.
14:44That makes it stalking.
14:45His wife died of a stroke five months ago.
14:48Oh gosh, she was young.
14:50Not even 70.
14:52He worked for Northrop Grumman 35 years as an aeronautical engineer.
14:57So we know he's smart.
14:59Education is not the learning of the facts, but the training of the mind to think.
15:04Who said that?
15:05Einstein.
15:06Or maybe Mr. Peabody.
15:09One or the other.
15:09I don't know.
15:11Ard?
15:11Hmm?
15:12I was thinking we should go for a walk today.
15:14Your doctors say you need exercise.
15:16Real exercise.
15:17Not the bendy bendy stuff.
15:18I can't.
15:19I'm playing golf with Maximoff.
15:22Well, are we still on for a film tonight?
15:24Dog Day Afternoon is playing at the palace.
15:26I'm sorry.
15:27I forgot.
15:28Loser buys dinner and Max always loses.
15:30So, you know.
15:32So, hey to Maximoff.
15:33Okie dokie.
15:35Hmm.
15:36See you later.
15:43Oh boy.
15:44Weird.
16:06Bonk!
16:15Look, I just wanted to apologize.
16:17I came out a little strong last night.
16:19Oh, I can't talk now, Jack.
16:20Sure, sure, sure, sure.
16:22We can talk about that whole barbecue shindig later.
16:24There's no rush on that.
16:26Nice wheels, by the way.
16:28There's nothing like an icon.
16:30I got a 23.
16:32That's the beaut.
16:41Love the legs, hot stuff.
16:48Young Marcus Shaw was working in the local coal mine
16:51when he first imagined a town just for retirees back in 1949.
16:54Everyone thought he was crazy.
16:56But at that very first open house, the line of cars...
16:58They featured state-of-the-art appliances,
17:01like the brand-new Westinghouse oven,
17:03which you can see, actually, to your left right here.
17:05Oh, we have something special.
17:07You guys come around.
17:10We can make that work.
17:12Mm-hmm.
17:14Shouldn't be a problem.
17:16Yes.
17:17That's right.
17:19Thank you for calling the boroughs,
17:20where you'll have the time of your life.
17:23Can I help you, sweetie?
17:24Yeah, my name's Sam Cooper.
17:26I need to speak to Mr. Shaw.
17:27And what is this in regards to?
17:29Getting out of my contract.
17:30Oh.
17:31Well, that's a new one.
17:33Unfortunately, Mr. Shaw isn't in the office today.
17:35Let me check his schedule.
17:47You're in love.
17:48I can plead you in it.
17:49You're here.
17:49I'm here.
17:55Lily, where are the shallots I asked for?
17:57Shit.
17:58I forgot!
17:59Well, I can't cook chimichurri without shallots.
18:01Use audience!
18:02You can't be serious.
18:03What?
18:03They're basically the same.
18:05I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
18:11What are you doing?
18:12Dance with me.
18:13I have to cook dinner.
18:14We can wait.
18:16You know, this isn't going to work.
18:18Yeah?
18:19We both know that isn't true.
18:21Pork chops are going to burn.
18:23Don't be such a grump.
18:24So you're scared.
18:26You're thinking that maybe we ain't that young anymore.
18:30Show a little face, man.
18:32You can't live.
18:33You can't live.
18:34You can't live in your own life.
18:38Oh, that's all right.
18:42We can't live.
18:44We can't live.
18:45We can't live.
18:45We should study and breathe.
18:46We can't live.
18:49We can't live.
18:50We can't live.
18:52We can't live.
18:52We can't live.
18:53We can't live.
18:54Steve.
18:55Hello?
18:56Lily?
18:58Lily?
19:00Lily?
19:02Mr. Cooper, are you all right?
19:07Yeah, I'm fine.
19:12I'm sorry.
19:16You look like you've seen a ghost.
19:18I have to go.
19:19I'm sorry.
19:20Did you want that appointment?
19:23No.
19:31Mickey Mantle.
19:34Nice shot.
19:35Some guy in my eyes.
19:41All right, new guy.
19:43Get in there.
19:44Let me do the talking.
19:46This lady's a handful.
19:48Comprende?
19:56looking good everyone
19:58oh that's nice
20:00Sheila don't use your hands
20:02use the pliers okay
20:03I think you can really
20:04just get right in there
20:06oh no
20:06no no no no
20:08absolutely not
20:09I specifically told
20:11the seraphim thing
20:11to send anybody but you
20:13anybody but Chief Red to Slum
20:16what can we do for you Renee
20:17I've been robbed
20:18again
20:19and what are we missing
20:21this time
20:22a bag of rose quartz
20:24what's that
20:24expensive
20:25no it's like 10 bucks
20:27but I know
20:28that I put them on the
20:29shelf in the storage room
20:30last night
20:30and this morning
20:31they were gone
20:32so somebody broke in
20:33and stole them
20:34huh
20:35any sign of a break-in
20:37no
20:39of course not
20:40look
20:40nothing we can do
20:41we could file a report
20:43yes
20:44yes
20:44thank you
20:45Paz
20:46thank you Paz
20:47let's do that
20:49let's take a report
20:51you know last week
20:53Meredith Stidwell
20:55reported her car stolen
20:56turns out
20:57she loaned it to her daughter
20:59and forgot
21:00it just happens all the time
21:02and folks your age
21:03now look around
21:04I mean you get stones worth a lot more than 10 bucks here
21:07you misplaced your quartz
21:09and forgot
21:10just like Meredith Stidwell
21:12and just like the last time you called
21:14the worst thing I could do for you
21:17is file a report that says confused old woman is confused again
21:23you're welcome
21:39what do you call it?
21:41Brentwood
21:41what do you do here at night?
21:43they eat for dinner
21:44they all come here and eat for big dinner
21:47you're a pretty bright boy
21:49aren't you?
21:50what?
21:58Jesus
22:08stop
22:09what?
22:10just stop
22:12just give me a damn minute
22:25you're a mechanic?
22:26engineer
22:26oh
22:27close enough
22:29I'm Rene
22:30Sam
22:30new guy on the block
22:32I guess
22:34try the engine
22:36just like that?
22:37just like that
22:37oh
22:38alright
22:45no
22:46thank you
22:47thank you
22:48hey
22:51hey
22:51I'm trying to thank you
22:53I don't want it
22:54I just want to get some sleep
22:55well they say you're welcome
22:57excuse me
22:59here's the tip
23:00when somebody says thank you
23:02you just say you're welcome
23:04instead of being a snippy little bitch
23:06the other person will happily go on their way
23:08and you can go back to doing
23:09what all grumpy old men love to do
23:11be alone
23:16you're welcome
23:17better boy Sam
24:00who the hell are you?
24:02oh shit
24:03where's Grace?
24:05take it easy buddy
24:08it's in the walls
24:09what is?
24:10the owl
24:11owl?
24:13this is all wrong
24:14where's Grace?
24:16oh wait
24:16wait wait wait wait
24:17Grace
24:17she used to live here?
24:19you're her husband
24:19I can help you
24:21no
24:21I have to find the door
24:23we can find the door together
24:24um
24:25just
24:26just put the knife down
24:28you're one of them
24:30where's Grace?
24:31you took her
24:32where is she?
24:33you've got her
24:33I've done it
24:34you've got her back
24:35give her back
24:37give her back
24:39I don't have her you psycho
24:41I'll give her back
24:45help somebody
24:47somebody help
24:49well done
24:50Edward
24:51that's enough
24:52no
24:52no
24:53he's one of them
24:54time to go home
24:55but this is my home
24:58oh no
24:59Grace
25:00watch it up
25:05you're lucky
25:05you didn't need stitches
25:06that's me
25:07Mr. Lucky
25:08how we doing over here?
25:09he's as good as new
25:11I wouldn't go that far
25:12well
25:13I realize you had a rough morning
25:14I don't want to take up
25:15any more of your time
25:16but you need anything
25:17call security
25:19you ask for Hank
25:19I'll get you sorted
25:21what about the police?
25:22well
25:22legally speaking
25:24the Burroughs
25:25isn't a town
25:25it's all unincorporated land
25:27he set it up that way
25:28so the company
25:29doesn't have to provide
25:30schools
25:30or police departments
25:32now
25:33there's a county sheriff
25:34but those boys
25:35are stretched pretty thin
25:36so
25:36we try not to sweat
25:38them with the small stuff
25:38small stuff?
25:39a man broke into my house
25:40I'm sorry
25:41I was attacked
25:42I understand
25:43apparently you do not understand
25:45maybe the sheriff will
25:46look
25:47Mr. Cooper
25:48no one
25:49is going to stop you
25:50from calling the sheriff
25:50if you're dead set on it
25:52but
25:53someone you should talk to first
25:54who's that?
25:56my boss
25:57Blaine Shaw
26:00fine
26:01but I call a shotgun
26:02can't allow that
26:03sorry
26:18I thought I was meeting the boss
26:19you are
26:23what is this place?
26:24the manor
26:24it's where they stick the potatoes
26:26like your little visitor today
26:34some door
26:34well we take security seriously right here
26:36yeah
26:36well how did the guy who attacked me get out?
26:38we're still figuring it out
26:39but
26:40I assure you
26:41won't happen again
26:48apparently all this helps folks
26:49suffering from dementia
26:51makes it feel at home
26:52kind of trippy right?
26:54that it is
26:54Mr. Shaw's waiting for you
26:56in the cafe
26:57cafe?
26:58we'll be out front
26:58to take you home
26:59when you're done
27:04excuse me
27:05do you have the time?
27:07it's almost 10
27:08oh good
27:09and I
27:09I haven't
27:10missed my boss
27:13Mrs. Taylor
27:16there we go
27:17oops
27:19sorry
27:20hold on
27:23just a second
27:25there we are
27:26pretty as a picture
27:28Mr. Cooper
27:29hello
27:30I'm Blaine Shaw
27:31CEO of the Burroughs
27:32I know who you are
27:33I've seen you on TV
27:33of course
27:35thank you for agreeing to meet with me
27:37would you like a cold drink?
27:38we have a soda machine
27:39various juice
27:39no I'm not thirsty
27:40well please
27:41have a seat
27:42I'll stand
27:48thank you
27:51first things first
27:52I owe you an apology
27:54Mr. Cooper
27:54it is my responsibility
27:56to keep our residents safe
27:57and
27:58I failed you
27:59and for that
27:59I am very sorry
28:00I don't want your apology
28:02no
28:02you want out of your contract
28:04how do you know?
28:05well I heard about
28:06what happened
28:07with your transition manager
28:08and with my receptionist
28:10it's my town
28:11Mr. Cooper
28:11nothing goes on around here
28:13without my knowing
28:13so
28:14I took the liberty
28:15of speaking with our financing department
28:17the proper documents
28:18drawn up
28:18provided I don't call the sheriff
28:21that's right
28:23fine with me
28:24there is
28:24one more thing
28:26what?
28:27Edward
28:27would like to apologize
28:30Edward
28:35oh don't worry
28:36he's properly medicated
28:38he's no harm to anyone
28:39I can assure you
28:39I'll keep my distance
28:40all the same
28:44Edward
28:48Edward
28:48can you hear me?
28:50is it time for supper?
28:52oh no
28:53not yet
28:53but
28:53there's somebody here
28:55to see you
28:55Gracie?
28:57no
28:58no
28:58it's
28:59it's Mr. Cooper
29:00do you remember
29:02what we talked about
29:03about Mr. Cooper?
29:05oh yes
29:06yes
29:06Mr. Cooper
29:07I'm sorry Mr. Cooper
29:09I am sorry
29:14well done
29:15Edward
29:20what's wrong with him?
29:21Alzheimer's?
29:22Maxwell's
29:23it's a rare
29:24neurological disease
29:25causes the brain
29:26to literally
29:27wither and die
29:28there's no cure
29:29no treatment
29:31Edward and the world
29:32are locked in a race
29:33to see who can forget
29:34the other first
29:34what about friends?
29:35family?
29:37Edward and Grace
29:37had a son
29:38Joey
29:38but sadly
29:39he passed quite young
29:42the manner
29:42is all Edward has now
29:44like everyone here
29:46well
29:47I think we have
29:48taken up quite enough
29:49of your time
29:49Mr. Cooper
29:50you are on to
29:51bigger and better things
29:52so here's your contract
29:54all that's left for you
29:55to do is sign
29:57of course
29:58you could always stay
29:59now I
30:00I realize
30:01it's a long shot
30:02we haven't exactly
30:03put our best foot forward
30:04but
30:06well I know
30:07you've lost
30:08Sam
30:10and
30:11I suspect
30:11you don't
30:12have anywhere to go
30:14do you?
30:17you know
30:18loneliness
30:19is a disease
30:20just as savage
30:20as Maxwell's
30:21and far more common
30:23these days
30:25but
30:25nobody's ever alone
30:27in the Burroughs
30:30well I'll uh
30:35maybe I'll just
30:35have a lawyer
30:36look at it
30:38before I sign
30:39well
30:40very wise
30:40Mr. Cooper
30:41you take your time
30:43not too much
30:44though
30:44as my wife likes
30:45to remind me
30:46time is
30:47a precious commodity
30:48around here
30:56I'll see you
30:57I'll see you
30:59I don't know.
31:02I don't know.
31:32I don't know.
31:34Yeah, I just stopped by because, well, you know, I was thinking about that barbecue.
31:40Oh, yeah?
31:41Yeah.
31:45Thinking anything in particular?
31:49Yeah, yeah, I was thinking, you know, maybe it's not such a bad idea. You know, maybe I should, maybe
31:58I should meet the neighbors.
32:00Makes sense.
32:02How's Thursday?
32:03No, no, no. Friday would work.
32:07I'll make a few calls.
32:10Yeah.
32:14Yeah.
32:28Hey, Claire Bear.
32:29Hey, I have a favor to ask. Do you have Mom's final, Born to Run? I was like Ella's age.
32:35You know, I can't really talk now. The neighbor's throwing me a barbecue.
32:39And you're going?
32:40Well, you don't have to sound so shocked.
32:42No, I'm not at all surprised by your sudden popularity.
32:45Yeah, all right, all right. Bye-bye, butterfly.
32:49See you soon, raccoon. And don't forget about Bruce.
32:52What?
32:52Mom's record.
32:53All right, I'll find it. Gotta go.
33:06I have stage four prostate cancer.
33:08Oh.
33:10I probably don't have much time left.
33:12It seems a waste to spend us standing outside a party.
33:14Not that I'd call six people in the backyard much of a party, but sadly, it's as close as I
33:18get since they banned me from the community center.
33:21Cowards.
33:22I'm Sam.
33:24Wally.
33:28You gonna stand out here all night, Sam?
33:29I'm not very good at parties.
33:32My wife was the sociable one.
33:34People only liked me when I was with her.
33:38Well, I'm beloved.
33:41So stick close.
33:45And that's the part people don't want to talk about.
33:48The documents.
33:49You know, you can make fun of them hillbilly seeing swamp gas all you want.
33:52Then you've got to exchange in on Nathan Twyland's 1947 medal.
33:56Right?
33:57Absolutely, Art.
33:59Absolutely.
34:00Look who I found looting out front.
34:02There he is.
34:03Sam the man.
34:04Good to see you, my friend.
34:05I brought some beer.
34:06That's great.
34:06That's great.
34:07Let me introduce you to the gang here.
34:09We've got Art and Judy here.
34:11They live next door to you.
34:13Yeah, I'll take this.
34:14And you know, you come to me if you need anything because I have my finger on the pulse of
34:18this
34:18place here.
34:19We're both.
34:20Wally.
34:21You've got him and the mighty Rene.
34:24How are we, Matt?
34:25It's fantastic.
34:26All right.
34:26Well, let's all get down to business.
34:28Go in there, grab your plates.
34:30Just because Carlos Castaneda lied about everything that he said, doesn't mean what he meant to say.
34:34So, Jack, which lucky widow are you sending into peaks of ecstasy this week?
34:39Woo-hoo, careful.
34:40Wally, we both know you're the only man in the boroughs with a higher body count than mine.
34:45What?
34:45You're damn right.
34:46By the way, I was monogamous 15 years after 9-11.
34:50I hate that term body count.
34:52You're right.
34:52You're right.
34:53What would you call it?
34:55My back catalog.
34:56Oh.
34:57That's good.
34:58I like that.
34:58That is.
35:00How are you sitting here?
35:02Oh, fine.
35:03Couple of bumps.
35:05Did you know Grace and Edward?
35:07Yeah.
35:08Grace and I used to play tennis together.
35:11She was a hoot.
35:12What about Edward?
35:14Edward.
35:15Who's a dick?
35:16It's about bringing people together.
35:19This is Blue Dream.
35:22A hybrid sativa.
35:24Tastes like sweet berry.
35:26Hold on.
35:27I'll pass.
35:28I'll pass.
35:28You still on the vape?
35:29It's healthier.
35:31Aha.
35:32Aha.
35:32I tried weed salsa the other day.
35:36Unnecessary.
35:37They put weed in everything now.
35:39I have weed tiger balm arthritis.
35:43It smells of licorice.
35:45Some people hate the aroma, but I love it.
35:48Oh, no.
35:49I don't think I'd better do that.
35:50I'm going in for surgery tomorrow.
35:52Oh, Jack.
35:53Is it the gout?
35:54We're going to have a toe removed or something?
35:55No, no.
35:56I don't know.
35:56I'm having a mole cut off.
35:58What?
35:59Come on.
35:59Getting a mole slice up does not count.
36:01It counts.
36:02No.
36:02I'm a retired doctor.
36:04It doesn't count.
36:04I had my spine fused.
36:06Now, that is surgery.
36:08Here.
36:09Here.
36:10Look at this.
36:10Whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:12Yeah, take a look at this.
36:13Whoa.
36:14There it is.
36:15All right, you know what?
36:16That ain't nothing.
36:17Sorry.
36:18What do you mean?
36:18I had a whole new hip installed.
36:21Right?
36:22Whoa.
36:24Okay, y'all don't have to imagine my C-section scar.
36:26No, where's the fun in that?
36:28Well, show us what you're working with, playboy.
36:30All my scars are emotional.
36:32I'm afraid to say, I think I got you on beat.
36:34Check it out.
36:36Whoa.
36:37God, they cracked your chest.
36:39They went in twice.
36:40Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
36:45Just saying.
36:47How about you, new guy?
36:49You got any battle scars?
36:51No, my retina detached.
36:53Your retina detached?
36:54Yeah.
36:57Like in a bar fight?
36:58No.
36:59I woke up one morning.
37:00I couldn't see out of my left eye.
37:02Apparently, it's genetic.
37:02Happened to my dad when he was about the same age.
37:05All right.
37:06We all become our fathers.
37:07The worst thing is, they took away my driver's license.
37:09Elders should be respected and venerated.
37:12They treat us like...
37:13Yeah, like children.
37:14Yes.
37:14We should start a revolution.
37:15Yes.
37:16Yeah.
37:16To the Great Rebellion.
37:18To the Great Rebellion.
37:20To the Great Rebellion.
37:20To the Great Rebellion.
37:23Woo!
37:34Help!
37:35Somebody help!
37:39Judy!
37:40Judy!
37:40Hold on, shit!
37:41Judy!
37:41You have to...
37:42You have to...
37:42You have to...
37:42You have to...
37:42You have to...
37:43You have to...
37:44I'll get her a glass of water.
37:45I'll get her a glass of water.
37:46Good.
37:47Good.
37:47It's all right.
37:48I got it.
37:49I got it.
37:49I got it.
37:49Come on, baby.
37:50You all right?
37:51No.
37:51Come on, sit down.
37:52Sit down.
37:53There you go.
37:55All right, baby.
38:01Oh!
38:03Fuck you!
38:04Fuck, fuck, fuck you!
38:06Fucking piece of shit!
38:10Fuck...
38:14My wife is dead.
38:18I'm sorry, buddy.
38:21I'm sorry.
38:26I'm sorry.
38:27I'm sorry.
38:30I'm sorry.
38:31My wife's dead.
38:34And the world just keeps on turning.
38:36And people just keep on living their lives.
38:39And they shop.
38:40And they laugh.
38:41And they eat.
38:43And they go to sleep.
38:44And they get up.
38:45And they do it all over again.
38:46And I hate them for it.
38:49My wife is dead.
38:52Yeah.
38:55My second wife, she read a lot of self-help books.
39:00Not that they helped her much, but that's beside the point.
39:05I remember this one thing that she told me once.
39:09Grief makes your past feel too close in your future.
39:15Too far away.
39:16Yeah, well, my wife's dead.
39:17I don't have a future.
39:18Yeah, but you're still here, buddy.
39:20What, in the burrows?
39:23God's waiting room?
39:24That's what I thought once.
39:26But the truth is...
39:30People come here to live.
39:34Everybody's trying to figure out what to do at the time you got left.
39:40And that's young people.
39:42Old people.
39:43It doesn't matter.
39:45But here...
39:47Here, you've got not one, but three award-winning golf courses to choose from.
39:56Golf is stupid.
39:58That may be.
40:00But...
40:01Where else can you grab a club and wipe the shit out of something?
40:05I mean, it's a lot cheaper than...
40:09Breaking doors.
40:14Right?
40:25Well, I'll think about it.
40:28Good enough.
40:31Look, I gotta head back to the party to make sure Judy's okay, so...
40:38Jack...
40:42Thanks for everything.
40:44Oh, yeah.
40:48See him the man.
41:04Bye.
41:28You've reached the office of Blaine Shaw at the Burrows, where you'll have the time of your life.
41:32Please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible.
41:36Mr. Shaw.
41:37It's Sam Cooper.
41:41Just wanted you to know that I won't be calling the sheriff and I don't need you to cancel my
41:47contract.
41:49I've decided to stay.
41:52So I...
41:55Guess I'll see you around.
42:05So I'll see you then.
42:11I'll give you a quick number, too.
42:12I know, okay.
42:19Well, I'll see you again, time to see you later.
42:20I'll see you later.
42:20I'll see you later later.
42:22I'm so happy.
42:22There's so many times of it.
42:23I can't wait.
42:23All right.
42:31I'll see you later.
42:33We'll see you later.
42:34I'll see you later.
42:34And then, we'll see you later.
42:54Oh, my God.
43:16Jack?
43:22Jack?
43:25Jack?
43:28Jack?
43:42Jack?
43:48Jack?
43:50Jack?
44:06Oh, my God.
44:37Oh, my God.

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