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00:02Wait, wait, you want to save Mother?
00:04That's right.
00:05No, we have a plan.
00:06The plan is to save you and then kill Mother.
00:10I'm calling an audible.
00:11That is the audible.
00:12You can't double audible.
00:13Can someone just tell me what the hell is going on?
00:15It's a long story and very weird.
00:17I can take the short version.
00:18The Burroughs is fucked up.
00:20Okay, the short version is that a man called Edward broke into my home, told me there was an owl.
00:28What's wrong?
00:28Everything.
00:29Where are you?
00:30Burroughs backwards.
00:31Seriously, what's wrong?
00:32Oh, so much.
00:33I, um, I did something a little rash and, um, I'm in now a big trouble.
00:39Meaning?
00:40I kind of sort of kidnapped Mother.
00:42You what?
00:43Hey, I am trying to save the world here.
00:45I don't need the tone.
00:48Okay, get to the community center.
00:50It's closed during the anniversary.
00:52When we get there.
00:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:53Who's we?
00:54Oh, it's a whole goddamn group project now.
00:57Over and out.
00:58Okay, I'm sure I...
01:00Goddammit.
01:00And then Art stole the laundry van.
01:02Hell yeah, I did.
01:03So, I have a good news, bad news kind of a situation.
01:08Wally has Mother.
01:10He does?
01:11Yes.
01:11I told her to meet us at the community center.
01:13Art, triple audible.
01:15Everybody hold on.
01:20Mother was here when I did my rounds a few hours ago.
01:23Well, we couldn't have gotten her very...
01:25Shut up.
01:26No.
01:28Sam Cooper's hooligans broke him out of the manor.
01:32They're on the run.
01:35Now, don't worry.
01:37I've put our best men on the...
01:43I've put our best men on the gates.
01:47No one is escaping the burrows.
01:51And in the meantime...
01:55In the meantime, we have to keep up appearances.
01:58I have my speech, and we are going...
02:01I don't care about speeches.
02:05Or Sam Cooper.
02:08Mother is all that matters.
02:12I will find her.
02:15You have to trust me.
02:23You haven't re-entured enough.
02:27Don't worry, my love.
02:29Time is on our side.
02:31Time is on our side.
02:33Time is on our side.
02:38Hi, everybody!
02:40Hi there!
02:42Hello!
02:45Oh, my.
02:48That's a lot of people.
02:52Hello.
03:00no no no no no no no no incognito is the vibe oh not that way not that way thank
03:10you for coming
03:11out on a surprisingly chilly night let's just keep all her limbs inside and let anybody actually
03:18excuse me sir where are you two headed oh um me and the missus were just enjoying the festivities
03:24this has got a name oh yeah sure does she has a name it's uh uh petunia
03:35you look busy come on goodness let's just uh go somewhere else
03:45i need to talk to the boss we should be safe enough in here until wally arrives
03:49at least it's ominous oh shit it's best not to draw attention right
03:56oh hey there's a lost and found under that table if anybody wants to look less conspicuous
04:15dad what's wrong
04:21she's here
04:26oh hey there sorry for late
04:44so without any further ado it is my pleasure to introduce to you the man of the hour you know
04:52him and you all love him i love him our ceo and handsome devil blaine shaw
05:02hello folks thank you thank you very much that's very kind it's my pleasure to welcome you all to
05:08the 75th anniversary of the boroughs
05:14you know anniversaries offer us an opportunity to reflect on the past and to plan for the future
05:21as robert browning said the best is yet to be
05:30actually
05:30actually that's that's a lie
05:33the full quote is
05:35grow old
05:37along with me
05:40the best is yet to be
05:45that's another lie
05:48the only certainty
05:50in an uncertain universe is that all things end
05:57time is a thief in the night it steals our youth
06:01our joy
06:04our love
06:06it grinds us down
06:08and down until
06:11all that's left is dust
06:23but not here
06:26the boroughs is a fortress
06:31a citadel
06:33blazing in the dark
06:37the boroughs is a promise
06:38turned to brick and stone that says
06:42the best is not to come
06:45it's now
06:48it's here
06:49together
07:00we have to get her to safety
07:02far away from the boroughs
07:03we got to get her to a doctor
07:05she doesn't look healthy man
07:06i am a doctor
07:08what about our plan
07:09what a killer
07:10well
07:12not anymore
07:12she's a miracle
07:13she's eating chalk
07:15her blood is the key
07:16here i'll take that
07:17her blood is the key
07:19to curing disease
07:20here you go take that
07:21no more sickness
07:23no more suffering
07:24no more death
07:25so everybody just lives forever
07:27miracles come at a price
07:29who's paying that price
07:30you
07:32you
07:33it's really easy to indulge in hypotheticals
07:36when it's not your patients who are weeks from dying
07:39it's not your husband who's dying for fucking aids
07:41it's not yourselves that are attacking you
07:43blaine and his stepford staff found the fountain of youth
07:47and now i am going to use it
07:49okay
07:50i'm going to use it for good
07:51i will figure out therapies
07:53i will figure out ways that we can actually cure people
07:55heal people
07:56people who write
07:57we have to help her
08:00okay great somebody finally gets it
08:02how do we how do we smuggle her out to freedom
08:04that's not what she wants
08:06how do you know
08:07she told me
08:08she's talking to you
08:10in my mind
08:12what does she want sam
08:14she wants to die
08:19and we have to get it to art's cave
08:20it's where she was born
08:24her children have been preparing it for this moment
08:27for her end
08:30it has to be there
08:31it has to be now
08:32absolutely not
08:34it's her choice to make
08:35no
08:36i will not let her die
08:38wally i get it
08:40it's a lot to take in
08:41and there's even more to ask
08:43but blaine isn't going to stop using the burrows as his personal buffet
08:48he thinks nobody cares about old folks
08:51not even old folks
08:53we've got to prove him wrong
08:54we have to make a stand
08:57for mother
08:58for the burrows
09:00for everyone
09:03jack can have justice
09:05we can be heroes
09:06and set things right
09:14just let her go
09:18no
09:20wally
09:21i can't
09:22i won't
09:24we have to
09:27i don't want to die
09:29i know
09:29honey
09:30i know
09:31i know darling
09:32and if i thought for one second
09:34that torturing that old lady
09:36for all eternity
09:37would save you
09:38i would be right by your side
09:41but it won't
09:46yeah but
09:48i'd be alive
09:49but you wouldn't be
09:52you
09:54so let me save you
09:56now
09:58while there's still time
10:06okay
10:08fine
10:11i'm gonna haunt you
10:12well i hope you do
10:14like forever
10:15okay
10:18sam
10:20we're with you
10:21how do we get to this cave
10:22the exits are all blocked
10:27i've got an idea
10:28one
10:30two
10:30three
10:32whoa
10:33hold on
10:34there's tunnels
10:35under the cooking class
10:36we can take them all the way to the cave
10:38that's deep
10:38so should we flip a coin
10:39before we get down there
10:41is there anything else
10:42that you forgot to mention
10:43no
10:43oh wait
10:44yeah
10:45wally extracted some of my brain fluid
10:47and renee dropped a car on hank
10:49i think that's about it
10:53hello
10:55anyone home
10:55that's blade
10:57get to the tunnels
10:58i'll buy you time to get away
11:00why do you get to do the self-saccharizing thing
11:02i called it first
11:04anybody home
11:06get in there now
11:07you help me get mother
11:08i'm staying with you
11:10let's get mother
11:24we know you're in here
12:06do i want to know what i just stepped in
12:08no you do not
12:09well
12:11do you think judy and art will be okay
12:12i've seen judy mad
12:13i've made judy mad
12:15trust me
12:15blaine is the one who should be worried
12:24what's wrong with her
12:26her children are down there
12:28yeah blaine keeps them locked up under the security center
12:33she says we have to rescue them
12:35well we can't rescue everyone sam
12:37they're her children wally
12:39pass and i can go
12:41why us
12:42well you know where they are
12:45and judy took the last big hero moment so now it's your turn
12:49that too
12:57move for you kids
12:59promise
13:03all right meet you in the cave
13:06okay what about us we go that way
13:10okay
13:20where's mother
13:21who's mother who's mother who's mother who's mother who's mother you lost your moms
13:24not cool dude
13:26i see i see the problem your little adventure has riled up the blood agitated the humors
13:33you're feeling invincible but sadly you're not so just tell me where's mother did you check senior cosinas
13:44everybody loves cuisinas
13:46everybody loves cuisinas
13:48whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay let's all take a deep calming breath all right
13:57where's mother you go to hell blaine what are you doing get away from her leave her alone
14:14even after everything she's done to you needs to love her how sweet
14:27julie
14:29julie
14:30no no no no no don't worry
14:31her blade is buried in a
14:33relatively innocuous
14:35bit of intestine
14:37it'll take almost a day for her to bleed out
14:40single surgery
14:42maybe a tiny bit of bowel removal
14:44she'd be good as new
14:46so
14:48where's mother
14:50all right enough now things get interesting now that that blade is just millimeters from
15:00some rather vital organs we're talking two maybe three surgeries now she's gonna need
15:06a colostomy bag but it's the internal bleeding that i'm worried about within the hour she's
15:13gonna drown in her own blood why are you doing this why does anyone do anything
15:22love tell me where mother is the oven's ripped apart
15:30they're in the tunnels are they taking her to the cave yes
15:39are we going after the others no need go to security corral them into the cul-de-sac
15:44we'll bring these two with us in case we need a bargaining chip
15:53nobody's here
16:01give me a hand be careful
16:04i got you that's it
16:11oh it stinks
16:22they're uh they're looking at us
16:25yeah well they're uh curious
16:31hey control panel
16:38it's not working it's not opening the cages
16:40looks like it needs a key
16:42yeah hello lovebirds
16:46welcome to my humble abode
16:51no the largest tunnel systems in the world are found underneath disney world
16:56they call them the utilidors
16:57no it's not the largest tunnel system in the world
17:00yeah it is
17:01no the delaware aqueduct is larger
17:04that's not a utility tunnel
17:05well you didn't say utility tunnels you said tunnels
17:08hey uh can we maybe save the great tunnel debate till after i'm dead
17:10so which way now
17:13that way
17:15are you sure
17:17she's sure
17:21what the fuck
17:23they know we're here
17:25this is a trap
17:25no
17:27we're being herded
17:29we are right into a trap
17:30probably
17:31but what choice do we have
17:32uh come on
17:33i mean um
17:35was he always such a stubborn bastard
17:38you have no idea
17:44hold on hold on
17:45wait for me
17:48easy hot shot
17:50can't imagine i'll be too good in a fight after my little fender bender
17:53but let's not test that theory huh
17:57oh
18:00that band you were in
18:03cowboy renegade
18:05man you guys rocked hard
18:09they didn't know you were a fan
18:10oh yeah
18:12i thought it'd be cool if we could be like
18:15friends
18:15you know
18:16like
18:18hombres
18:21it's hard when you're the boss
18:23sure
18:25and now
18:26i've taken my job
18:29stuck me down here with the kids
18:31until i'm
18:32presentable
18:35i mean yeah
18:36the least blaine could have done is
18:38gets a nice hotel room or something
18:41ain't that the truth
18:46you know
18:47i went from working in a prison
18:50to living in a prison
18:52thanks to blaine
18:56maybe you could
18:57help us
19:01now why
19:02would i do that
19:05because
19:06there is nothing better
19:08than sticking it to someone who stuck it to you first
19:28fuck blaine
19:34what about you
19:36me
19:38i'll let time do what it does best
19:42white things clean
19:55are you sure those things aren't going to rip us apart
19:57nope
20:18clear
20:24where is she going
20:26over on the chair
20:27okay
20:29yeah right here
20:33oh
20:33anybody got a free hand
20:35okay
20:36hey
20:36hello
20:38here
20:39i'm here
20:40okay hold on
20:41oh great
20:41whoa
20:42guys
20:44we have to assume blaine is on his way
20:47not a moment to lose
20:48oh we can we can take my car
20:50and go where
20:50we'll still be trapped in the boroughs
20:52no
20:52here's where we make our stand
20:54our stand
20:55we don't have any weapons
20:56unless they're allergic to mid-century modern
20:59we have a weapon
21:00oh this doesn't work
21:01it works
21:02i changed out the transformer
21:04so that the amplifiers don't overload
21:06i added a little bit more coil to increase the power of the beam
21:08but it
21:09what about the voltage spikes
21:10silver mica capacitors
21:16i'm sorry to interrupt this father-daughter nerd moment but the bad guys are coming
21:20yeah right
21:20let's get these tvs in the garage
21:22i have a plan
21:27oh
21:43okay
21:47there's better work sam
21:58hi
22:01uh
22:03there's something you should know
22:05is there
22:05yeah
22:06i um
22:08just
22:11i
22:12quit
22:31welcome to the boroughs
22:32we hope you have the time of your life
22:42run
22:43run
22:44run
23:01we have to help them
23:03jump
23:06i'm out
23:07i'm out
23:21i'm out
23:31i'm out
23:36i'm out
23:38i'm out
23:48i'm out
23:51i'm out
23:54i'm out
23:55i'm out
24:14Is it over?
24:18I think so.
24:20Help!
24:22It's Judy, help!
24:27Get her down.
24:28Okay, I'm here, baby. I'm here, baby.
24:32Somebody call 911.
24:33My phone is dead.
24:35The blast from the TV's fried them all.
24:37Can you get me a towel? I need a towel.
24:38Okay. Thank you.
24:40Come here.
24:42Okay, I'm gonna move your hands, Judy.
24:43Just give me your hand.
24:45I need to see what's going on, okay?
24:48Okay.
24:50Oh, oh, okay.
24:54Jesus.
24:58Oh, she needs a hospital. I can't.
25:01Well, get her to one.
25:03I...
25:05She's out of time.
25:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
25:10Just...
25:10No, no, no!
25:12Right.
25:13Come on, baby. Come on.
25:15I'm here. Don't go anywhere.
25:17Stay with me. Don't go anywhere now.
25:19Remember?
25:22Remember?
25:23We went to the Grand Canyon with the kids.
25:29I remember we tried to go to the Grand Canyon.
25:34You got us lost.
25:37I knew where I was.
25:41I just didn't know how to get to where we were going.
25:46We pulled over to a big old empty lake
25:51in the middle of nowhere.
25:54We jumped in.
25:56We swam in our clothes.
26:00Oh, boy, you look so beautiful.
26:05Standing in the water there laughing with the kids.
26:09Mm.
26:10It's a good day.
26:14We...
26:15We never did make it to the Grand Canyon.
26:20Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Judy, don't, don't, no!
26:24Judy, Judy.
26:26Come on, baby.
26:27Come on, baby.
26:28Come on, baby.
26:32Judy.
26:33Judy.
26:34Judy.
26:48What does she want?
26:50She wants to help.
26:52Hey, Art.
26:54It's okay.
26:54You can, you can trust her.
26:58You can trust her.
27:00You can trust her.
27:04You can trust her.
27:14Okay.
27:36Oh, that's a miracle.
27:56I have to get it to the cave, now.
28:00Okay.
28:10Careful, I got it.
28:12Okay.
28:19I'm coming with you.
28:20She says I have to go alone.
28:21I don't care what she said.
28:23You're my dad.
28:23I'm not gonna let you go out there.
28:26Claire.
28:30I couldn't help your mom.
28:33And I wasn't very good at helping you.
28:36But I can help her.
28:37Claire.
28:40I need you to trust me, Claire.
28:44Please.
28:48Okay, but I'm not gonna be happy about it.
28:56Bye-bye, butterfly.
28:59See you soon, Raccoon.
29:05Dang, cowboy.
29:07Be careful.
29:12Right, true.
29:16Call when you get there.
29:20Thank you, Claire.
29:50I'm gonna run a horse.
30:16There you go.
30:22You made it.
30:26You're welcome.
30:32Explode.
30:33What do you mean, explode?
30:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, you mean you're gonna explode?
30:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, not yet.
30:39Let me get clear.
30:45You know, on second thought...
30:50I've decided to cancel your contract.
30:56You're just not Burroughs material, Sam.
31:01You took my wife from me.
31:04It wasn't supposed to end like this, Sam.
31:09But I'm gonna bring her back.
31:10You have no idea what mother is.
31:15What she's capable of.
31:19Everything you think you've accomplished can be undone.
31:27It's okay.
31:30Let go.
31:31Never.
31:44No!
31:47Let me go!
31:59No, I can't.
32:01I can't die!
32:03Everybody does.
32:05No!
32:05Welcome to the club.
32:07Oh, my God.
32:57Oh, my God.
33:07You're thinking that maybe we ain't that young anymore.
33:12Lily?
33:14Hey, you old grump.
33:20Is it really you?
33:23It's me.
33:27How?
33:28She's saying thank you.
33:32Time is a gift.
33:37How long do we have?
33:40Are you gonna stand there asking questions or...
33:45Are you gonna dance with your beautiful wife?
33:47Hey, what else can we do now?
33:54Except roll down the window and let the wind go back here.
34:01Well, the night's busted open.
34:03And these two lanes will take us anywhere.
34:08We got one last chance to make it real.
34:12To trade in these wings on some wheels.
34:16Climbing back, everyone's waiting down on the tracks.
34:37We'll be together again.
34:41We'll be together again.
34:45We'll be together again.
34:46We'll be together again.
35:10Sam!
35:13Sam!
35:14Sam!
35:16Ugh.
35:18Here.
35:19Oh.
35:22What are you doing here?
35:24Well, we're all supposed to meet at the cave, remember?
35:26Oh, right.
35:28Is that... is that Mother?
35:31Yes.
35:34She's at peace.
35:39What do you say we go home?
35:41Well, sounds good to me.
35:58Whoa!
35:59Do you believe in magic?
36:00Okay, Jenna's up.
36:03Pop, give me a hand.
36:04Oh, yeah, it's hot.
36:05Yeah, you got it.
36:07All right, Art.
36:09Gives the present.
36:10No magic mushrooms.
36:13Sweetheart, you are all the magic I need.
36:18What?
36:20I got charcuterie.
36:22Oh, thanks.
36:23I already have my snacks right here.
36:24All right.
36:25So, what is this?
36:25What is that?
36:26Oh, salami, cheese, fruit.
36:27Ooh, nice.
36:28Here we go.
36:28Yeah.
36:29Ooh, you're leaky.
36:32Huh?
36:33Oh, that's not very appetizing.
36:34Go clean it up.
36:35I got this one.
36:36Wait, wait.
36:36I got something for you.
36:44You remembered.
36:45I remember.
36:51It's a week in Rome.
36:52Nice.
36:53And then on to Florence.
36:54Oh, my God.
36:55I love Florence.
36:57You gotta come.
36:58Really?
36:58Oh, my God.
36:59Yes.
37:01Word of warning.
37:02I think Wally's gonna crash your big trip.
37:04Yeah.
37:05I'm not surprised.
37:08What are we talking about?
37:10Our big trip.
37:22Hey, Dad, you want a burger or a dog?
37:25Um, one of each, please.
37:29On it.
37:30Hurry up.
37:31Okay, okay.
38:00We'll see you next time.
38:02Hey, Dad