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00:05People's look good don't sign a concussion or a head trauma how you holding up well you tell me
00:12blood pressure is a little high but speaks back to getting the night you just had I'm sorry about
00:17your friend it's not uncommon for older apnea patients to aspirate go into heart failure it
00:22wasn't a heart attack okay what was it I don't know it it was a thing a thing like an
00:36animal or
00:36something what kind of animal I don't know we didn't see any animal I scared it off I get it
00:47it was dark shadows do weird things you got confused I'm not confused I know what I saw
00:55an animal something you know what Mr. Cooper why don't you take a ride with us get a full check
01:04up at the hospital make sure you didn't knock your head or something I thought you said I was okay
01:09hey better safe nothing wrong with my head okay you start to feel lightheaded or confused
01:17or anything at all just call out the seraphim yeah I don't need anyone's help fair enough
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07:03VANISHED
07:03PAUSE GONE
07:04What were they made out of?
07:06The white chin.
07:08Of course.
07:09I think.
07:27Uh.
07:28It's a waste of time.
07:30It is not a waste of time.
07:32These studies are from leading minds in alternative cancer research throughout Europe and Asia.
07:37Okay, we both know what alternative means, Wally.
07:39It means non-Western. It doesn't mean invalid.
07:42These treatments have all been debunked.
07:44Just like the apricot seeds and the hypnosis you insisted we try.
07:48Miracle cures aren't real.
07:50Well, miracles are all I got.
07:55What's your oncologist in Santa Fe say?
07:57I haven't talked to him yet.
07:59Why not?
07:59He stopped returning my calls.
08:03Wally, you're a doctor.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Probably a better doctor than I'll ever be.
08:07Yeah.
08:12A patient comes to me.
08:14He's in his 60s.
08:15Early 60s.
08:16Has stage 4 prostate cancer.
08:18He's tried surgery, radiation, chemo, even proton beam therapy.
08:21Nothing's worked.
08:23And now the cancer's spread to his liver.
08:28What would you tell him?
08:30I'd tell him to try the apricot seeds.
08:40All right, come on, everybody.
08:42With me.
08:42Let's go.
08:44All right, here we go.
08:45Come on.
08:47Keep up.
08:48Paul.
08:49Can I help you?
08:50Betty, come here.
08:51Tell this man what you told me in Pilatus class.
08:54My granddaughter bought me a chess set, which she should not have done because her great
08:58husband just got laid off from his job, and I know it cost her a pretty penny.
09:03But she is the sweetest girl.
09:04Betty, tell them about your missing chess pieces.
09:07My chess pieces are missing.
09:10Her quartz chess pieces.
09:11Just like the quartz jewelry that's missing from my classroom.
09:14Just like the quartz coasters that vanished from Paul's kitchen.
09:18We all have the same story.
09:19I mean, there is a thief out there who is stealing our worthless shit.
09:24So what are you going to do about it?
09:25I guess I better file a report.
09:29Right.
09:31There is one problem, though.
09:32Oh, here we go.
09:33Well, if I file this report, Hank is probably going to fire me, which means I could starve
09:38to death, unless you promise to take me to dinner.
09:43I'll take you.
09:44I'm watching you, Betty.
09:47So what do you say?
09:49Fine.
09:50If you get fired.
09:52With candles and a nice glass of wine.
09:54No Applebee's.
09:55No Applebee's.
09:57Paz.
09:58Renee.
09:59I remember, too.
10:09Here we go, Edward.
10:11Right here.
10:12Okay?
10:13You want me to stick around?
10:14No.
10:15We're fine.
10:16Okey-dokey.
10:16I'll be right over there if you need anything.
10:19And do me a favor.
10:20Try not to rile him up.
10:22He's having a good day.
10:23Understood.
10:28You remember me, Edward?
10:31I think so.
10:33You remember my house?
10:36Your house?
10:39You remember what you told me about the owl in the walls?
10:42Here's your coffee.
10:45Two vanilla lattes.
10:47One with oat milk and one regular.
10:49No, I didn't...
10:53Enjoy.
10:55Vanilla's my favorite.
10:58Here's your coffee.
11:02I need you to focus, Edward.
11:05I need you to tell me about the owl.
11:07You ready to go, champ?
11:10Go?
11:10Where are we going?
11:11To the park, Joey.
11:12No.
11:13I'm not Joey.
11:14I'm Sam.
11:14It's a good day to fly a kite.
11:16Focus, Edward.
11:17I need you to tell me about the owl in the walls.
11:19Where's your kite?
11:20How are you going to fly a kite without a kite?
11:22There's no kite.
11:24There's no park.
11:26I'm not Joey.
11:27I'm Sam.
11:28Sam.
11:28Damn it.
11:30I need you to tell me about the owl in the wall.
11:34Vanilla's my favorite.
11:55Look, Dad.
11:56I found my kite.
11:58That's a beaut, Joey.
12:00Why don't you take it?
12:02You can hold it so I don't lose it again.
12:04I'll put it with the others so we can take it for a proper spin.
12:08Kites are made to be flown.
12:09Sure thing, Dad.
12:15You're not Joey, are you?
12:18I'm afraid not.
12:20You're the one looking for the owl.
12:23That's right.
12:27That's right.
12:29I caught one.
12:32You did?
12:33I locked it up.
12:35Where?
12:36You need the key.
12:38Key?
12:38What key?
12:39The key is in the light.
12:40The owl is in the walls.
12:42The key is in the light.
12:43The owl is in the walls.
12:44The key is in the light.
12:45The owl is in the walls.
12:47The key is in the light.
12:48The owl is in the walls.
12:48Okay, Edward.
12:49It's time to go back to your room.
12:50You have to rile him up, did you?
12:52The owl is in the walls.
12:53The key is in the light.
12:54The owl is in the walls.
12:55The key is in the light.
12:56the owl is in the walls
12:58we're going back to your room network
12:59the key is in the light
13:00the key is in the light
13:03yes
13:04but the owl is in the walls
13:05the key is in the light
13:06the owl is in the walls
13:07the key is in the light
13:44Hey, Bruxy, you've been keeping an eye on the mushrooms?
13:49All right, come on.
13:50There you go.
13:51You heard it.
13:53That's it.
13:59Jack died last night.
14:03That's right.
14:04You have been fucking my wife.
14:06I guess I should be glad that he's dead.
14:09But I'm not.
14:10I've looked the other way, Brooks.
14:13I've looked the other way for a long time.
14:16Because if I didn't, I was afraid she might leave.
14:20But when I saw her face this morning...
14:26She wasn't sad.
14:30Her heart was broken.
14:34I knew she was sleeping with him.
14:37And now I'm afraid that maybe she loved him, too.
14:41You know what a psychopomp is, Brooks?
14:44Hmm?
14:45You ever heard that before?
14:48Some cultures believe that's what you crows are.
14:52Psychopomps.
14:54Sexual beings who escort the souls of the dead to their eternal rest.
15:03Maybe you are.
15:04I don't know.
15:07But if you happen to see Jack out there...
15:10Hmm?
15:15Take him someplace nice.
15:26Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky.
15:34Stormy weather.
15:39Since my man and I ain't together.
15:46Keeps raining on all the good times.
15:53Oh, yeah.
15:56Life is bad.
16:00Gloom and misery everywhere.
16:04Stormy weather.
16:06Stormy weather.
16:07That's something you can do.
16:08But I just can't get myself together.
16:15Oh, I'm weary all of the time.
16:21Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:26God.
16:47That was yesterday.
16:53I have easy plans for you too.
16:53What, was thato?
17:02Oh, my God.
17:27Is this memory foam?
17:28I think so.
17:30Your one comes with Bluetooth speakers.
17:32You know what that means?
17:33What?
17:34I could be your afterlife DJ.
17:36Oh, please.
17:38No Phoebe Bridgers.
17:39The mumbling is so depressing.
17:41I'm sorry.
17:41I don't take requests.
17:43So, what do you think, Ronnie?
17:47I think you're going to lie in a few more coffins
17:49and complain that that one's too Bela Lugosi
17:51and, oh, that one's mahogany.
17:53And mahogany reminds me of my stepdad's study
17:56and we're going to waste half of our afternoon
17:58until I drag you out of there
18:00and across the street for a Manhattan.
18:03Just like the last five times.
18:07I'll take it.
18:09I'll get the paperwork.
18:11What are we doing?
18:12Oh, you know my love of memory foam.
18:16Uh-huh.
18:17And Bluetooth in general.
18:21You had a doctor's appointment this morning.
18:23What happened?
18:23Nothing happened.
18:25I still have terminal cancer,
18:27which by its very definition is going to kill me.
18:30I can't keep hoping for a miracle that isn't going to come.
18:34I'm tired, Ronnie.
18:36I'm tired.
18:38I'm tired of the prodding
18:41and the poking
18:42and being stuffed full of pills that don't work.
18:45Don't do anything except make me tired
18:48and somehow keep me up all night.
18:54Dying has been all.
18:57Whatever time I have left,
18:58I want to fill it with nothing but cocktails
19:01and chaos.
19:02All right.
19:04First round's on you.
19:06You cheap bitch.
19:08Oh!
19:30Oh, shit.
19:33Shit!
19:34Sam!
19:36Judy!
19:38How you doing?
19:39I just wanted to make sure
19:40that you knew that
19:41there was a memorial for Jack tonight.
19:44It's 8 o'clock at
19:45Senor Cosina's
19:46place with the biggest sombrero.
19:48I'll be there.
19:49Thanks.
19:51I understand that you were with Jack
19:54when
19:54in his final moments?
19:58Yeah, that's right.
20:01Did he suffer?
20:02No.
20:04So it was peaceful?
20:06Yeah.
20:08Good.
20:08Good.
20:10Yeah, I know you two were close.
20:14Everybody loved Jack.
20:17Me too.
20:20Well, I'll see you at the memorial.
20:23I almost forgot.
20:26Is this your hammer?
20:32Yeah.
20:34I used it to break Jack's window to get in.
20:38I must have left it inside after I found his body.
20:41You found Jack dead?
20:43You said he died peacefully.
20:46No, he looked peaceful.
20:48He went in his sleep, you know, by the time I got there.
20:52He was gone.
20:55I see.
20:57Well, I'm sorry, but I gotta pee.
21:00My blood is not what it used to be.
21:03So I'll see you at the memorial, okay?
21:15The key's in the light.
21:33What's this?
21:35One quartz thief.
21:37Signed, sealed, delivered.
21:38This guy?
21:39Yeah.
21:39I made some phone calls after you filed that police report.
21:43I specifically asked you not to file, but that's cool.
21:46Called the body in Albuquerque PD, and it turns out they pulled this guy over on Thursday for driving with
21:51expired tags.
21:52And guess what they found in his trunk?
21:5480 pounds of non-precious gemstones, including quartz jewelry and chess pieces.
21:59Yeah, that was a total freak klepto.
22:01All kinds of crazy shit.
22:02Found six boxes of those, uh, dancing dashboard hula girls.
22:08So, when can they have their stuff back?
22:10What stuff?
22:11Their stuff.
22:12Betty's chess pieces, Renee's stones.
22:14When can they have them back?
22:15They can't.
22:16It's evidence now.
22:19Maybe you can call your buddy who...
22:21Kid.
22:22Got you in.
22:24So, strike up the mariachis and call it a day.
22:28We're done with this, amigo.
22:29All right?
22:31Yeah.
23:02Hi, honey.
23:04Everything's fine.
23:06I've just spent the last two hours ripping out every light in the house.
23:11Working for evidence of a monster.
23:14Why?
23:15Well, because a man with dementia gave me a clue while he was drinking yarn.
23:20So, I'm doing fine.
23:26Nothing to worry about.
23:29Yeah.
23:43Hey.
23:54Hey.
24:08This guy looks like someone Charles Manson would describe as a little much.
24:12Hank says he's the one who's been stealing all the quarts.
24:16But?
24:17But Hank is full of shit.
24:19I called Albuquerque PD.
24:21They did arrest this guy, but they didn't find any of your stuff in his possession.
24:25Or anyone else's. No quarts at all.
24:28So why would Hank lie?
24:30Because he's lazy.
24:31If there's a real thief, he has to do real work.
24:34Right, right, right.
24:36So, I guess that leaves it up to us.
24:39You read my mind.
24:40Four cameras, 2K, remote accessible surveillance system.
24:45Perfect for catching thieves.
24:47And all this is just for one dinner?
24:49Absolutely.
24:50And because fuck Hank.
24:53Fuck Hank.
24:57Here's some useless trivia for you.
24:59Lauryn Hill samples Streisand's The Way We Were In This Song.
25:03Well, technically it's Gladys Knight's cover by way of Wu-Tang Clan's.
25:06It's gonna be all so simple.
25:07But wait, you like Barbra Streisand?
25:10She's a national treasure.
25:11Do you know the song Barbra Streisand by Duck Sauce?
25:14I know Duck Sauce.
25:15I opened for Duck Sauce.
25:17Wait, you're in a band?
25:18I'm a drummer.
25:19I've been to six bands.
25:21Two are pretty good.
25:22You play?
25:23I was a manager.
25:24You're a suit.
25:26Oh, never trust a suit.
25:27I'm retired now.
25:29Once a suit, always a suit.
25:31Could be worse.
25:32I could be a drummer.
25:33That hurts.
25:35Do you want to hear a joke?
25:36No.
25:37What do you call a guy who hangs around with a bunch of musicians?
25:40Don't say it.
25:41A drummer.
25:42That's cold.
25:43Well, I am a suit.
25:55What you got there, buddy?
25:59Brooksy?
26:00Oh.
26:05What's this?
26:06What do you got here?
26:07Bottle cap.
26:09What is this?
26:11Frosty root beer.
26:13I don't think I have that one yet.
26:16How was that?
26:21Oops.
26:23Stop.
26:24Oops.
26:25Don't.
26:27Oops.
26:28Stop.
26:30Oops.
26:30What's wrong?
26:32What's wrong?
26:33Oh!
26:34Oh!
26:38Oh!
26:47Oh!
26:53Oh!
26:55Oh, my God.
27:32Oh, my God.
28:04Oh, my God.
28:32Oh, my God.
28:37Oh, my God.
28:41Oh, my God.
29:04Oh, my God.
29:24Oh, my God.
29:40Oh, come on, come on.
29:50Good job, Edward. You caught one.
30:04Hello, can I help you?
30:06Oh, Mr. Cooper. Hello. I'm not sure if you remember me.
30:11I remember you.
30:12Oh, yay. Well, I heard about Jack. The EMT report said it was a heart attack, right?
30:19Yeah.
30:19Such a shame. As your transition manager, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't check in on you.
30:24I'm fine.
30:24I doubt that very much, Mr. Cooper. You suffered two traumas in a week. First the attack, then Jack's death.
30:32Trauma has a way of rewiring our body's natural responses. Sometimes people experience confusion, agitation, disassociation.
30:41That sounds like getting old.
30:44Aging isn't trauma, Mr. Cooper.
30:47No. Call me when you don't recognize the wrinkled face staring at you in the mirror.
31:02Oh, gee, Mr. Mushnik. What, Mr. Mushnik? I don't want you should call me Mr. Mushnik anymore. I want you
31:07should call me Dad.
31:08Isn't that beautiful?
31:10Seymour Krelboim? Come over here, my son. I want to talk on you about the future.
31:16I am building for you a giant greenhouse in which you are making impossible flowers, which in turn I am
31:22selling you.
31:24He has been baptized, and he is saying, grab it, please, help it, please.
31:30Isn't that exciting?
31:43Thank you all for coming. I know we all want to share our favorite memories of Jack.
31:48Well, first off, I would like to introduce the man on top.
31:51It is a real testament to Jack's popularity that he made time in his busy schedule to come out and
31:57honor Jack with us.
31:58Ladies and gentlemen, the CEO of the Burroughs, Blaine Shaw.
32:04Thanks, folks. Thank you. Thank you so much.
32:07You know, I remember when I was about 13, I used to rush home every day after school to watch
32:13Jack do the weather on Channel 4, live at 5.
32:17I mean, he was, he was our local boy made good.
32:20And I remember Jack saying that in every life, a little rain must fall.
32:28Jack never said that.
32:29You should have been rushing home to mass.
32:32Guys.
32:34Oh, sorry to lose.
32:35I so know that I'm going to carry his memory with me for the rest of my days.
32:39So, thanks, Jack.
32:48Wow. Thank you, Mr. Shaw, for those lovely words.
32:53You know, life is a series of strikes and gutters.
32:56Oh, God. Where's art?
32:58I need to get very high, very fast.
33:01Oh, yeah. A little faith.
33:03You think I wouldn't think of it?
33:04That's right. We're all here to celebrate his life.
33:09Which watermelon cushions is your favorite?
33:11Good, right?
33:12Hey, guys. Seriously.
33:15Oh, Chuck, do you want some?
33:16No.
33:16What I want is to be quiet.
33:19I'm sorry.
33:20I'll be quiet.
33:20And now I would like to introduce to you a very, very special friend of Jack's.
33:27Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, Tony.
33:43Come on and hold me
33:46Just like you told me
33:50And show me
33:53What I want
33:56All I need to speak with you
33:57I can't talk now
33:59No, no, no. You're a doctor, right?
34:00No, no. Seriously. After the morning
34:02That's something I need you to say
34:03Jesus!
34:05Shut up!
34:12Steve?
34:20What was that?
34:21No clue.
34:48Got a light?
34:50I don't smoke.
34:52Not for me either
34:53At least according to my husband
34:56He's a worrywart
34:59Your secret's safe with me
35:03Thank you
35:08Do you two get to a lot of these?
35:13What price do you pay for living in the burrows?
35:17Sometimes I feel like it's
35:21It's too much
35:32Because sometimes it is
35:36Sometimes
35:39You feel like you're going to explode
35:46So I put it out there
35:47In the desert
35:52The desert can hold it all
36:02Well, I should get back inside
36:04Have a good night
36:06You too, honey
36:33I'm about to hear
36:34Judy
36:36You would not believe what I saw
36:39Where were you?
36:41What?
36:42Jack's memorial
36:43You don't understand
36:45I saw something today I cannot explain
36:48There were thousands, thousands of crows
36:51They just filled the sky
36:53And then suddenly
36:54Bam!
36:57I did it!
36:59I glimpsed the divine
37:01How high are you?
37:03It was real
37:05Okay, I
37:06I just
37:07I can't do it tonight
37:09Judy, I'm trying to tell you something
37:11I'm trying to tell you something
37:12I'm trying to tell you something
37:13I'm trying to tell you something
37:13I'm trying to tell you something
37:15I'm trying to tell you something
37:19I'm trying to tell you something
37:24I'm trying to tell you something
37:29I'm trying to tell you something
37:31I'm trying to tell you something
37:31I'm trying to tell you something
37:32I'm trying to tell you something
37:33I'm trying to tell you something
37:33I'm trying to tell you something
37:33I'm trying to tell you something
37:34I'm trying to tell you something
37:36I'm trying to tell you something
37:37I'm trying to tell you something
37:39I'm trying to tell you something
37:55What happened to your house?
37:56I had a problem with the lights.
37:58It looks a lot worse than it is.
37:59Well, it looks like shit.
38:01Uh, remember, if you kill me, it's considered a hate crime.
38:04This phenomenon.
38:05I don't know what else to call it.
38:07I stumbled across it a couple of hours ago.
38:09I've been running tests ever since, but...
38:12I'm an engineer.
38:13You're a doctor.
38:15Maybe you can tell me what the hell I'm looking at.
38:17What is that?
38:20It's the blood of the creature that killed Jack.
38:23The what?
38:24No.
38:25I know how it sounds.
38:26Like you've lost your mind.
38:29That's what I'm afraid of.
38:32Show me.
38:35Goggles.
38:36Goggles?
38:36Yeah.
38:37And turn out the light.
38:38Turn out the light.
38:41Now we take cover.
38:42Why are we taking cover?
38:44Sam, why are we taking cover?
38:46Shh.
38:46When's the last time you slammed?
38:48Oh, just watch.
38:48Check out any one of our dozen classes.
38:52There's always something to sink in the burrow.
38:54Something to do in the burrow.
38:58Hey.
39:00Hey.
39:01Yeah.
39:02Yeah.
39:03Yeah.
39:14Yeah.
39:17Oh.
39:28Get down.
39:43You see it, right?
39:45Yes.
39:46I see it.
39:55What is it?
40:02A miracle.