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00:02:41It's a great day, isn't it?
00:03:02Sorry, mister.
00:03:04That was the first one I missed all day.
00:03:07Huh.
00:03:19Hey, Wully, stop!
00:03:21Stop!
00:03:25There it is.
00:03:26That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:03:30Well, golly gee, it's Wully and the Beaver at the bike shop.
00:03:34What do you want, Eddie Haskell?
00:03:36The usual.
00:03:37See how fast it can make you cry.
00:03:39Hey, knock it off, eh?
00:03:41Why are you always giving Beaver the business?
00:03:43Well, basically because it's so easy.
00:03:46Wully, I want that bike more than anything I ever wanted.
00:03:49Even superpowers.
00:03:51Oh, don't go crying to Wully.
00:03:52Eddie, you want advice on how to get a bike?
00:03:54Ask the master.
00:03:55How will I know when I see the master?
00:03:58Because he's wearing what I'm wearing.
00:04:02Now let's chat squared.
00:04:03Have a seat in my office.
00:04:09Now, you want a bike, but you're a screw-up.
00:04:12Eddie.
00:04:12Hey, isn't this the same kid who lost his Nikes, broke his Walkman, and almost burned down the garage?
00:04:17The garage wasn't Beaver's fault.
00:04:19Hey, you got a birthday coming up.
00:04:21And as any normal kid knows, the way to score a cool present is to suck up to your parents.
00:04:26Suck up?
00:04:26You know, it's so second nature to me, I forget others find it hard.
00:04:30Yes.
00:04:31Suck up.
00:04:32Do something that'll make your old man proud.
00:04:34He's a frustrated jock.
00:04:36Why not do something like play football?
00:04:39Football?
00:04:40He'll get demolished.
00:04:42And as appealing as that may sound, Wallace, it doesn't matter.
00:04:45The minute you get that bike, wham, you quit the team.
00:04:49But I don't do jock like that, Eddie.
00:04:51You do.
00:04:52You flatter me.
00:04:54Eddie, you want that bike here, don't you?
00:05:08Hey, Dad!
00:05:09Dad!
00:05:12Oh.
00:05:13Beaver, wait.
00:05:14Are you going to even say hi?
00:05:16Hi.
00:05:17When's Dad going home?
00:05:18He should be home any minute now.
00:05:21Maybe I'll just wait for him outside.
00:05:24Beaver?
00:05:25Is there something I can help you with?
00:05:27Oh, no, Mom.
00:05:28I'm not supposed to be sucking up to you.
00:05:42Dad!
00:05:43Dad!
00:05:43Hey, Beaver.
00:05:45Here, Dad.
00:05:45Let me help you with your junk.
00:05:48Did you do something wrong, Beaver?
00:05:51Gee, Dad.
00:05:52How come whenever I act nice, people think I've done something wrong?
00:05:57Jazz conditioning, Beave.
00:06:00You sure you don't want a hand with those?
00:06:02Oh, no, Dad.
00:06:03Dad, I want your hands free to sign my permission slip so I can play for the Mayfield Mighty Mites.
00:06:11You want to play football?
00:06:18Football?
00:06:20Football?
00:06:25Yeah!
00:06:26Go, Beaver.
00:06:26Pick it up!
00:06:36Go!
00:06:37Go!
00:06:38Go!
00:06:39Go!
00:06:41Go!
00:06:43Beaver?
00:06:44Play football?
00:06:46You didn't tell me could, did you, Ward?
00:06:48Of course not.
00:06:49Told him I had to check with you first.
00:06:51Oh, and make me the bad guy.
00:06:53Do you want to repeat a T-ball season?
00:06:55I mean, have you forgotten about the Beaver line?
00:06:57Who's winning now, Wally?
00:06:59I don't know, Beebe.
00:07:01They're already talking about stuff from the past that they're still ticked off about.
00:07:05Look me in the eyes and tell me that you're doing this because it's in your son's best interest
00:07:10and not fulfill some lingering adolescent fantasy of yours.
00:07:13But, dear, when I was playing Sandlot, it really changed my life.
00:07:17I know what you're thinking, but Beebe's not too small to play football.
00:07:20Hit!
00:07:21Hit!
00:07:22Hit!
00:07:24Hit!
00:07:25Hit!
00:07:26Hit!
00:07:27Hit!
00:07:27Other way, other way!
00:07:29The pool!
00:07:30One, two, three!
00:07:31Your mommies!
00:07:33Your daddies!
00:07:34One, two, three!
00:07:34Think this isn't about winning or losing!
00:07:37One, two, three, six!
00:07:39One, two, three, seven!
00:07:41One, two, three, eight!
00:07:43One, two, three, nine!
00:07:45They think it's about building character, don't they, Cleaver?
00:07:50We're gonna go over to this play here.
00:07:52We're gonna have this guard pull out here, this guy pulls out here,
00:07:55quarterback drops back, we have an option, he goes deep, and we're going to him!
00:07:59We're going to him, it's going to be you, he's going to come out there.
00:08:01This play is still pulling back.
00:08:02You see?
00:08:04It's all relative.
00:08:05He's a pulling guard.
00:08:06You understand?
00:08:07Come out there, quarterback sneaks back.
00:08:09But we are here to do two things, and two things only.
00:08:13And that is to win, and to win big!
00:08:16Yeah!
00:08:18Yeah!
00:08:19Yeah!
00:08:20Hey!
00:08:21Hey!
00:08:22Come on, Cleaver!
00:08:24Go, Giddo!
00:08:26Go!
00:08:27Ah!
00:08:30Ah!
00:08:30Ah!
00:08:30Your lunch meat!
00:08:32You're mine.
00:08:33You're mine.
00:08:34You're mine.
00:08:35Go!
00:08:36Ah!
00:08:37Ah!
00:08:38Ah!
00:08:38Cut it up, Cleaver.
00:08:39Cut it up!
00:08:39Ah!
00:08:42Ah!
00:08:43There's gotta be an easier way to get a bike.
00:08:46Yeah, well, what'd you expect, Beeb?
00:08:48I mean, there is a reason that football players wear more equipment than guys who train attack
00:08:51dogs.
00:08:52Bedtime, boys.
00:08:54Well, Beeb, are you excited where you're going to put that Heisman Trophy?
00:08:58You mean I don't have to wait till the end of the season to get a trophy?
00:09:01He's just joking on you, Beeb.
00:09:03You don't get the Heisman Trophy till college.
00:09:05Well, after watching you today, I wouldn't rule it out.
00:09:08You know, you took some licks, but you didn't quit.
00:09:11Your mom and I just want you to know how proud we are of you.
00:09:17Dad, I just wanted to let you know that I've decided to become a doctor when I grow up.
00:09:22Oh, boy, what do I tell your mom?
00:09:24You know, I always said football is a real confidence builder.
00:09:28You know, back when I was playing Sandlot, I found that I learned a great many...
00:09:32Yeah, well, you've heard this before.
00:09:36Where do we leave off?
00:09:39Here we are.
00:09:42Now, Dottie the Dinosaur had never seen a human being before.
00:09:45Such a tiny creature who only walks on two legs and eats berries.
00:09:49But, Dad...
00:09:49Couldn't be much of a hunter, said Dottie.
00:09:51Dad, if a guy's old enough to play football, then don't you think maybe he's too old to have his
00:09:58dad read to him?
00:10:01Well, maybe you have a point there, Beefe.
00:10:03You can read it yourself, but don't stay up too late.
00:10:06Thanks, Dad.
00:10:08Well, good night, Beefe.
00:10:10But, Dad, if a guy's too old to be read to, then he's probably too old to kiss goodnight to.
00:10:25Goodnight, Dad.
00:10:28Goodnight.
00:10:29Goodnight, Dad.
00:10:32Goodnight.
00:10:43I think you took that pretty well.
00:10:45Yeah, but I was worried, because for a minute he had that same sort of blubbery look he had when
00:10:50the lights came on at the end of the Lion King.
00:10:55Okay, everybody, gather around.
00:10:58It's time for takes.
00:10:59Come on.
00:10:59Go, boys.
00:11:00Everybody ready?
00:11:01Great.
00:11:01I'm going better.
00:11:02Happy birthday to you.
00:11:07Happy birthday to you.
00:11:11Happy birthday to you.
00:11:12You smell like a wino.
00:11:17Happy birthday to you.
00:11:21Make a wish, Beaver.
00:11:22Big wish, Beaver.
00:11:23Make a wish.
00:11:31Yeah!
00:11:44Hey, Lumpy, quit stuffing your face and pay attention.
00:11:47I've put together a little photographic compilation of my future soulmate.
00:11:53And here's Karen taking her dog for a walk.
00:11:57And here she is at the store with her mom.
00:12:00Oh, that's my favorite outfit of hers.
00:12:02You know what?
00:12:03You might want to back off a little bit, huh?
00:12:05Hey, what are you talking about?
00:12:06I'm doing great.
00:12:07A week ago, we were total strangers.
00:12:10Last night, I was in her bedroom.
00:12:14Yeah, you were in her bedroom all right.
00:12:16But Karen and her family were at the movies.
00:12:19Can't you ever just be happy for me?
00:12:24Mom, Dad, can we open the person's now?
00:12:27Please, please, please, please?
00:12:29June, you really should monitor the boy's sugar intake.
00:12:33Ah.
00:12:34This one is from Gilbert's.
00:12:38Don't blame me, Beaver.
00:12:40It's a recycle.
00:12:41I wouldn't wear it when I got it, so my mom's giving it to you.
00:12:44Well, that's a lovely gesture, Gilbert.
00:12:49Well, I guess that's it.
00:12:51No, Beaver.
00:12:52There's more.
00:12:54Really?
00:12:57Wheel it out, Ward!
00:13:03Whoa!
00:13:07Wow.
00:13:08A computer.
00:13:09From your Aunt Martha.
00:13:11Thanks.
00:13:12Nothing I like more than an educational gift.
00:13:15Aw.
00:13:15Well, Beaver, what more could a boy ask for?
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:20I guess that's about all a guy could ask for, huh?
00:13:23Well, I'm glad you feel that way, son, but your mom and I wanted to get you a little something
00:13:27else.
00:13:29Hey!
00:13:34Whoa!
00:13:35Whoa!
00:13:42Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad.
00:13:44You're the best experience in the whole universe.
00:13:59Awesome!
00:14:01Whoo!
00:14:06Yeah!
00:14:15Bye, Dad.
00:14:16Bye, Mom.
00:14:17Here you go.
00:14:18Mwah!
00:14:18Bye.
00:14:21Bye, Mom.
00:14:22Bye.
00:14:22See you, Dad.
00:14:23Oh, Wally, could you do us a favor?
00:14:25Oh, sure, Dad.
00:14:27I'll do my homework every day without you guys having to crawl up my...
00:14:30That's great, Wally, but we weren't really going there.
00:14:33See, Beaver's never ridden his bike to school before, and we were hoping you could go with him the first
00:14:36few days.
00:14:37Show him the ropes.
00:14:38Oh.
00:14:39I getcha.
00:14:40You just don't want some truck turning the Beaver into roadkill.
00:14:43Something like that, yeah.
00:14:46See you all.
00:14:47Okay, Dad.
00:14:52Well, there they go.
00:15:08L-A-N-D-E-R-S.
00:15:13I play tennis, I like to travel, and I enjoy curling up in front of the fire with a big
00:15:19pile of book reports.
00:15:21Yes?
00:15:22Excuse me, Miss Landers, but how many ends are there in tennis?
00:15:26Two.
00:15:27But you don't need to take notes.
00:15:28You aren't going to be tested on this.
00:15:29I'd rather be safe than sorry.
00:15:32Then you go right ahead.
00:15:34Now, why don't you tell me about your summer vacations?
00:15:38Susan Akatsu.
00:15:39Hi, Miss Landers.
00:15:41This summer, we went to Mount Rushmore, and then my grandmother died.
00:15:45But not at Mount Rushmore.
00:15:47Oh, Susan, I'm very sorry to hear that.
00:15:49Yeah, everyone was sad, except my dad, because she always said he never made enough money.
00:15:56Thank you, Susan.
00:15:59Gilbert Bates.
00:16:01Yo, I'm Gilbert.
00:16:03This summer, my parents shipped me off to camp.
00:16:06I cut in Batiko, and when I got back, my dad had moved out.
00:16:10Only since then, he moved back.
00:16:12But he's still sleeping in my room, and I'm sleeping on the couch.
00:16:17Thank you, Gilbert, for being so candid.
00:16:20Oh!
00:16:21And while I was away, I can't go around, though.
00:16:25Ew!
00:16:28Uh, Theodore Cleaver.
00:16:35Isn't that your name?
00:16:36Yeah, but everyone calls me Beaver.
00:16:38On account of it, it's my nickname.
00:16:40But you can call me whatever you want, because I don't want to get you mad and have you give
00:16:44me a bad grade.
00:16:45Well, if it's okay with you, I'll just call you Theodore.
00:16:49This summer, I got an awesome bike, my brother snuck me into an R-rated movie, and I'm playing football,
00:16:54so I gotta wear a cup.
00:16:58Thank you, Theodore.
00:16:59Oh, and nobody in my family died.
00:17:09Hey, Wally.
00:17:11Hey, guys.
00:17:12Oh, Valis, how fortuitous.
00:17:14What do you want, Eddie?
00:17:15Karen is in there with the litter of her friends.
00:17:18So?
00:17:19What you need me for?
00:17:20I thought you'd want to be a witness to history.
00:17:23What's he talking about, Wally?
00:17:25It means he's too chicken to try and scam on her by himself.
00:17:28Hey, Lumpy, ain't you late for your shrink appointment?
00:17:30You promised you weren't gonna tell anyone.
00:17:32And you trusted me.
00:17:34Big mistake.
00:17:36Come on, Wally, a little help.
00:17:38You're my best friend, right?
00:17:40That's what you keep telling me.
00:17:41Yeah, what a sport.
00:17:46Hey, can't you read?
00:17:47No dogs allowed.
00:17:49Aw, come on, Eddie.
00:17:50I'm supposed to be watching him.
00:17:51This is for mature audiences only.
00:17:53Tie him through a lamppost, and I'm gonna bring him a bowl of kibble.
00:17:58Just wait here.
00:17:59This won't take a while.
00:18:17Man, I wish I were that strong.
00:18:20Oh, my God.
00:18:22Look, I'll do all the talking.
00:18:24You just stand there and laugh and shake your head like, where the heck does he come up with this
00:18:28stuff?
00:18:28Hey!
00:18:33Take another step, and I'll file a restraining order.
00:18:37Easy.
00:18:38We come in peace.
00:18:41Hey, aren't you Wally Cleaver?
00:18:45Yeah.
00:18:47And I guess you already know my friend, Eddie.
00:18:49We've never formally met.
00:18:55Well, we just came to say hi.
00:19:02See ya.
00:19:03You don't have to leave yet.
00:19:06Don't you want to sit down?
00:19:08Really?
00:19:13Choice wheels.
00:19:15Thanks.
00:19:15I got it by a line to my dad.
00:19:19You riding BMX, ma?
00:19:21Oh, no.
00:19:22I'm only allowed on the sidewalk.
00:19:24Oh, the Flatlander.
00:19:26Let me do some wheeling, huh?
00:19:28Hey, you want to ride it?
00:19:30Hey, thanks, dude.
00:19:45Cool.
00:19:47Good.
00:20:00Cool!
00:20:03Where'd you learn all that stuff?
00:20:06It's a feel thing.
00:20:08You know, I got a few more tricks.
00:20:10Really? Cool. Can you show me?
00:20:12Yeah, sure.
00:20:13I got one you'll never forget.
00:20:18Hey!
00:20:19Don't worry. I just need to whip up a little torque.
00:20:26Awesome, dude.
00:20:29Pasta la vista, baby.
00:20:33Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:49Come back here!
00:20:51Hey!
00:21:07So, did you feel the electricity between us?
00:21:11You didn't say a word in there.
00:21:13Exactly. A few sorrowful looks.
00:21:15Some all-place grunts.
00:21:16Just like my man, Brad Pitt.
00:21:22Come on, Beep. Let's go home.
00:21:24I can't.
00:21:26How come?
00:21:28Well, see, the school guy came up
00:21:30and he wanted to show me these school bike tricks
00:21:32and I let him ride my bike
00:21:33and he did these school bike tricks
00:21:34and I thought it was pretty cool.
00:21:36So he wanted to show me another trick
00:21:37and I let him ride it and he went away
00:21:38and I went and everything back.
00:21:40You got your new bike jacked?
00:21:43Beep, how could you let that happen?
00:21:45I guess it's because he stole it a little bit at a time.
00:21:50Oh, man.
00:21:54Well, things came to the ride, Frank.
00:21:56Don't worry.
00:21:56I won't let you forget it.
00:22:03Well?
00:22:04I don't know.
00:22:05But his hair looks kind of messed up
00:22:07like he's been yelled at all day.
00:22:23You know, Beep,
00:22:24you may have lucked out after all.
00:22:27It's pretty good.
00:22:28It's good, Mom.
00:22:30It's just delicious.
00:22:31Come on, over.
00:22:32Pass the meat, please.
00:22:34Sure, Dad.
00:22:36June, you've outdone yourself.
00:22:37This meat was outstanding.
00:22:39Great.
00:22:39Come on.
00:22:41Did you get some bread?
00:22:47Beaver, why are you eating so fast?
00:22:49So I can be excused.
00:22:51Well, don't be in such a hurry.
00:22:53Tell us everything you did today.
00:22:57Everything?
00:22:58Yes, tell us about your first day of school.
00:23:00Oh, yeah.
00:23:02School.
00:23:03I rode my bike there
00:23:04and my teacher's name is Miss Landers.
00:23:06She was real nice,
00:23:07but they always are on the first day
00:23:08so you don't freak.
00:23:10Then the bell rang
00:23:11and I got on my bike and left
00:23:12and now I'm talking to you.
00:23:15May I be excused?
00:23:16What about after school?
00:23:19After school?
00:23:21Uh,
00:23:22what did we do after school?
00:23:25Wally?
00:23:29Well, I picked him up on his bike
00:23:31just like he told me to
00:23:33and then we just did
00:23:36stuff.
00:23:37Yeah, Dad, we did stuff.
00:23:40Well, what kind of stuff?
00:23:42Well,
00:23:44hey, Mom,
00:23:45can you buy some broccoli?
00:23:46Are you sure that's all
00:23:47that happened today?
00:23:48Oh, yeah, sure.
00:23:49Right, Beef?
00:23:53Boys,
00:23:54there's something bothering you,
00:23:55isn't there?
00:23:57Oh, Dad,
00:23:58why do you say that?
00:23:59Well, for one thing,
00:24:00you hate broccoli.
00:24:03All right,
00:24:04now I'm going to ask you again
00:24:05and this time I want
00:24:05an honest answer.
00:24:07Did something happen
00:24:08that you don't want us
00:24:09to know about?
00:24:15Yes.
00:24:19Well,
00:24:20what was it?
00:24:22You do know I'm on the football team
00:24:24and I'm going to be a doctor,
00:24:25maybe even in Africa.
00:24:28Beaver.
00:24:30My bike got stalled.
00:24:32Stalled?
00:24:33Beaver,
00:24:34how could this happen?
00:24:35You've only had that bike
00:24:36for five days.
00:24:37Actually,
00:24:38it's only been four.
00:24:40Dad,
00:24:40I'm sorry,
00:24:41you're on it.
00:24:41Well,
00:24:42sorry isn't going to bring
00:24:42back your bicycle,
00:24:43is it?
00:24:45Or your Ken Griffey
00:24:46Jr. rookie card.
00:24:50Or your Game Boy.
00:24:53I'm not even going to mention
00:24:54the garage.
00:24:56Lord,
00:24:57the garage is not
00:24:58Beaver's fault.
00:24:59All right,
00:24:59fine.
00:25:00You're right,
00:25:00dear.
00:25:01What bothers me
00:25:02is that you have
00:25:03no respect
00:25:03for your personal possessions,
00:25:05do you?
00:25:06No, sir.
00:25:07How can you say that?
00:25:08I thought that's
00:25:08what you wanted me to say.
00:25:10Lord.
00:25:11Oh,
00:25:11this is just another example
00:25:12of what happens
00:25:13when you're not
00:25:13paying attention.
00:25:15Isn't that right,
00:25:16Wally?
00:25:18But, Dad,
00:25:19I didn't do anything.
00:25:21Exactly.
00:25:22Weren't you supposed
00:25:23to be looking
00:25:23after your brother today?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26Well,
00:25:27where were you
00:25:28when all this happened?
00:25:30Inside the soda shop
00:25:31having a shake
00:25:32with Eddie.
00:25:32Oh,
00:25:33fine,
00:25:34fine.
00:25:34We looked
00:25:34everywhere for it,
00:25:35Dad.
00:25:37We really expected
00:25:38a lot more
00:25:39from you,
00:25:40Wally.
00:25:44Boy,
00:25:45parents are weird,
00:25:46huh?
00:25:46I mess up
00:25:47and they get
00:25:47even madder at you.
00:25:49Ugh!
00:25:50Hey!
00:25:51Ugh!
00:25:58What did you
00:25:58shove me for?
00:26:00I'm sick
00:26:00always babysitting you
00:26:02and I'm sick
00:26:02of you always
00:26:03following me around.
00:26:04Hey, Wally,
00:26:04can I come?
00:26:05Hey, Wally,
00:26:05can I play too?
00:26:06Can I, Wally?
00:26:07Wally, please, Wally?
00:26:08Make me fart, Brett.
00:26:09That's it,
00:26:10I'm telling them.
00:26:11No,
00:26:11you're not telling
00:26:11nothing!
00:26:12You know what
00:26:13bothers me?
00:26:14When something
00:26:15like this happens,
00:26:15why do they feel
00:26:16they have to
00:26:17cover it up?
00:26:18Maybe they're
00:26:18afraid you'd
00:26:19fly off the handle
00:26:19without giving
00:26:20them a chance
00:26:20to explain.
00:26:22And you didn't
00:26:23disappoint them,
00:26:24did you?
00:26:29When I was
00:26:30growing up,
00:26:30I said I'd
00:26:31never holler
00:26:31at my kids
00:26:32like my dad did
00:26:33and I did it
00:26:34again,
00:26:35didn't I?
00:26:36Why is it
00:26:37all men
00:26:37are more concerned
00:26:38about their
00:26:38relationships
00:26:38with their fathers
00:26:39than they are
00:26:40their own children?
00:26:41You know,
00:26:42my father
00:26:42was like that,
00:26:42too.
00:27:05I got it!
00:27:15Don't let go,
00:27:16beef!
00:27:16Don't let go!
00:27:18I still think
00:27:19you overreacted.
00:27:20Maybe you're
00:27:21right there.
00:27:23You know,
00:27:25I ought to go
00:27:26right up there
00:27:26and apologize
00:27:27for losing.
00:27:29That would be
00:27:29nice.
00:27:30I just don't
00:27:31want them to
00:27:31get off the
00:27:32hook so easily.
00:27:33Now,
00:27:33is it too much
00:27:34to ask for them
00:27:34to accept
00:27:35a little
00:27:35responsibility
00:27:36for themselves?
00:27:38But what that
00:27:39by cost,
00:27:40they could
00:27:40sweat it out
00:27:41a little longer.
00:27:47Come on,
00:27:47beef!
00:27:51Oops!
00:27:52Oops!
00:27:53No!
00:28:02You know,
00:28:03June,
00:28:05maybe I should
00:28:05give those boys
00:28:06a little more credit.
00:28:17that was close.
00:28:19Just because you
00:28:20saved my life
00:28:21doesn't mean
00:28:21I forgot
00:28:22you called me
00:28:22Fortress.
00:28:30Boys!
00:28:58Good afternoon,
00:28:59Mrs. Cleaver.
00:29:00I took the liberty
00:29:01of bringing you
00:29:02your mail.
00:29:03Well,
00:29:03thank you,
00:29:03Eddie.
00:29:05But you know,
00:29:06the boys are grounded,
00:29:06so you can't
00:29:07come in.
00:29:07Do I detect
00:29:08a new fragrance?
00:29:10Would that be
00:29:11patchouli oil?
00:29:12Thank you for
00:29:13noticing.
00:29:14You know,
00:29:15Mrs. Cleaver,
00:29:15and I say this
00:29:16with all due
00:29:17respect,
00:29:18for a mom,
00:29:18you're quite
00:29:19the babe.
00:29:26Uh,
00:29:27behold the prime
00:29:28specimen of
00:29:29Tinus screw-upius.
00:29:31What do you want?
00:29:33Ah,
00:29:33you know how it is
00:29:34when you're
00:29:35driving on the
00:29:35freeway.
00:29:35you see an accident.
00:29:37You can't help
00:29:37but look at the
00:29:38wreckage.
00:29:40Yeah,
00:29:40thanks for
00:29:41stopping by,
00:29:41Eddie.
00:29:43Now,
00:29:44what I need you
00:29:45to do is
00:29:46call up my
00:29:46petite flower
00:29:47and find out
00:29:48how much she
00:29:49digs me
00:29:49without sounding
00:29:50like I'm the guy
00:29:50that put you
00:29:51up to it.
00:29:52Oh, yeah?
00:29:53What's in it for me?
00:29:55Oh,
00:29:55the proud glow
00:29:56you'll feel
00:29:57when you realize
00:29:58you've helped
00:29:58launch a successful
00:29:59union?
00:30:00And who knows?
00:30:01Maybe she has
00:30:02some nice,
00:30:03quiet friend
00:30:03for you.
00:30:06Forget it,
00:30:07Eddie.
00:30:07You're not
00:30:08going to sucker me
00:30:09into being
00:30:09the go-between.
00:30:15Hello?
00:30:16Um, hello?
00:30:17It's me.
00:30:20Walt Wally Cleaver.
00:30:22Oh, hi.
00:30:24Yeah, um,
00:30:25I'm just
00:30:25calling out of
00:30:26the blue
00:30:26to, you know,
00:30:28say hi.
00:30:29Well, I'm glad
00:30:31you did.
00:30:31See, I'm
00:30:32sort of having
00:30:34this boy-girl
00:30:35party on Saturday
00:30:36and I wanted
00:30:37to invite you.
00:30:38Really?
00:30:39Yeah, I wanted
00:30:40to ask you
00:30:41at the soda shop,
00:30:42but it was
00:30:42a little awkward
00:30:43with that Eddie
00:30:45standing there.
00:30:47Yeah,
00:30:47I can understand
00:30:48that.
00:30:49I'm not with
00:30:49the cutesy
00:30:50banther.
00:30:50Start talking
00:30:51me up.
00:30:51Do you want
00:30:52to do this?
00:30:52No, fine.
00:30:57You know,
00:30:58Eddie's not such a
00:30:59creep once you
00:30:59get to know him.
00:31:01Oh, my God.
00:31:03He's standing
00:31:04right next to you,
00:31:04isn't he?
00:31:05Yeah, that's
00:31:06quite true.
00:31:08I guess I can't
00:31:09invite you
00:31:10without inviting
00:31:10him, too.
00:31:12That would be
00:31:12terrific.
00:31:13What?
00:31:15Listen,
00:31:16Wally,
00:31:18now that you
00:31:19have my number
00:31:19and all,
00:31:21next time you're
00:31:22alone,
00:31:22why don't
00:31:23you give me
00:31:23a call?
00:31:24It was great
00:31:25talking to you,
00:31:26too,
00:31:26Karen.
00:31:27Goodbye.
00:31:33Something on
00:31:34your mind,
00:31:34Beaver?
00:31:36Well,
00:31:36kinda.
00:31:37On TV,
00:31:38it showed
00:31:38this guy
00:31:39who used
00:31:39to play
00:31:40football
00:31:40but can't
00:31:41anymore
00:31:41on account
00:31:42he got
00:31:42tackled so hard.
00:31:44Come on,
00:31:45Beaver.
00:31:46When I was
00:31:46your age,
00:31:47playing pee-wee,
00:31:48I took my
00:31:48lumps,
00:31:49got knocked
00:31:50down,
00:31:50and I picked
00:31:50myself up.
00:31:51That's football.
00:31:52That's a lot
00:31:53like life,
00:31:53really.
00:31:54And I just
00:31:54want to make
00:31:55sure all my
00:31:55body parts
00:31:56are working
00:31:56right.
00:31:57Well,
00:31:57what are you
00:31:58saying?
00:31:58You want to
00:31:59quit the team?
00:31:59Do I?
00:32:00Thanks,
00:32:01Dad.
00:32:02What a relief.
00:32:11Well,
00:32:12you can't.
00:32:13Why not?
00:32:15Well,
00:32:15because first
00:32:16it's this,
00:32:17then the next
00:32:17thing,
00:32:18you quit school.
00:32:19Then,
00:32:19one day,
00:32:20you quit your
00:32:20job,
00:32:20then your
00:32:21marriage,
00:32:21then anything
00:32:21else gets
00:32:21you in trouble
00:32:22in life.
00:32:22You mean
00:32:23I can quit
00:32:23school?
00:32:24Beaver,
00:32:25you're not
00:32:26listening to
00:32:26me.
00:32:29If you
00:32:29really want
00:32:29to make
00:32:30your dad
00:32:30proud,
00:32:31then don't
00:32:31be a quitter.
00:32:33Okay,
00:32:33Dad.
00:32:34I'll quit
00:32:35trying to
00:32:36be a quitter.
00:32:39Beaver,
00:32:40you stick
00:32:41with it.
00:32:41Keep playing
00:32:42hard.
00:32:42Who knows?
00:32:43One day,
00:32:44you may be
00:32:45riding a new
00:32:45bike around
00:32:46Mayfield.
00:33:07Welcome to
00:33:08Centennial Field
00:33:09for the opening
00:33:10game of Mighty
00:33:11Might football.
00:33:31Mayfield will be
00:33:32kicking off to
00:33:33Oak Park.
00:33:39Let's look
00:33:40line up.
00:33:50Beaver, go!
00:34:02Mayfield!
00:34:03Don't take
00:34:03jumpers!
00:34:04With 38 seconds
00:34:05left in the game,
00:34:06Mayfield has a
00:34:07five-point lead
00:34:08and the ball.
00:34:11Okay,
00:34:12the rules say
00:34:12I've got to
00:34:13play everyone.
00:34:14Let's see.
00:34:17Cleaver.
00:34:19Yeah,
00:34:20coach?
00:34:22Son,
00:34:23I want you
00:34:23to run a
00:34:23strong right
00:34:2428-T on
00:34:25go.
00:34:25Got it?
00:34:27Got it.
00:34:29All right,
00:34:29fellas,
00:34:30it's P-Strong
00:34:31out there,
00:34:31and now
00:34:31protect that
00:34:32ball!
00:34:33Come on,
00:34:34come on,
00:34:34come on,
00:34:34come on.
00:34:35Come on,
00:34:38go tell the
00:34:39quarterback to
00:34:40play.
00:34:41Oh,
00:34:42I get it!
00:34:46Strong right
00:34:4628-T on
00:34:48go!
00:34:48Strong right
00:34:4828-T on
00:34:49go!
00:34:50So,
00:34:52what's the
00:34:52play?
00:34:55Well,
00:34:58I'll be right
00:34:59back.
00:35:00Seems to be a
00:35:02little confusion
00:35:02in the Mayfield
00:35:03huddle.
00:35:06Go,
00:35:07Beaver!
00:35:09Beaver!
00:35:14Move it!
00:35:15Come on,
00:35:16move it!
00:35:18Yeah!
00:35:24Yeah!
00:35:26Go!
00:35:27Go!
00:35:29Yeah!
00:35:30Yeah!
00:35:42Goal!
00:35:43Yes!
00:35:45Yes!
00:35:47Hey, Beaver, throw me the ball!
00:35:49No!
00:35:52No, no!
00:35:56What?
00:36:09Unbelievable! Oak Park wins!
00:36:30Hey, Beaver, how could you throw the ball to an Oak Park guy?
00:36:34That was George Tibbles. At camp, we were on the same team in Color War.
00:36:39Maybe if you started crying, people would feel sorry for you.
00:37:17Don't worry about it, Beaver. We'll get them next time. In fact, I'm looking forward to it.
00:37:25Thanks a lot, Ed.
00:37:28I am very pleased with the results of the astronomy test.
00:37:32Although, there's still some confusion about Pluto.
00:37:36While its planetary classification is still uncertain, it is definitely not Mickey's dog.
00:37:43What?
00:37:45Wow, Beaver, you really pulled up your grade. You got a C.
00:37:50I did?
00:37:51Yeah, a CV after class.
00:38:01Okay, goodbye, Judy. Thank you, Judy. Bye-bye.
00:38:07Theodore?
00:38:09I thought it might be better if we had a chance to talk in private.
00:38:12I want you to understand this is not a punishment.
00:38:14Oh, don't worry. I know what you look like when you get mad.
00:38:17I was there the time you caught Larry going through your purse.
00:38:22Theodore?
00:38:25Did you have a chance to study for this test?
00:38:29I worked real hard, Miss Landers. I studied till my head hurt.
00:38:34I guess I just didn't get any of it.
00:38:37I'd really hate to see you fall behind.
00:38:40Yeah, me too.
00:38:41Nobody likes being the guy who makes people listen to the same junk over and over
00:38:45that they got bored listening to in the first place.
00:38:49I'm sure that's a terrible feeling.
00:38:52Well, would it help if you and I reviewed this material after school for a few days?
00:39:02You mean you'd be willing to help me after school more than just today?
00:39:06Well, if you needed to.
00:39:08And if I was real dumb, could we meet every Tuesday and Thursday until about 4.30?
00:39:13And maybe even some Saturdays too?
00:39:21It is the mental errors that will cause a team to lose.
00:39:26Now, I don't want to name any names, but...
00:39:28No! Go ahead and say his name all you want, Coach.
00:39:30Beaver's not here.
00:39:31On account he's finally behind and he's gotta stay after school.
00:39:34Oh.
00:39:36He will be missed.
00:39:39He will be missed.
00:39:59He will be missed.
00:40:06Hi.
00:40:08You're home early.
00:40:17June.
00:40:19You're vacuuming in pearls.
00:40:22You know what that does to me.
00:40:24Mmm.
00:40:25Stick around.
00:40:26Later I'll slip into a pair of oven mitts.
00:40:31Mom.
00:40:36Geez.
00:40:37Why aren't you too good a room?
00:40:39Oh.
00:40:40Well, I...
00:40:45Oh, hi. I'm just getting home.
00:40:47Hey, uh, Beaver. How was breakfast today?
00:40:50About the same as always, I guess.
00:40:52Listen, I want to talk to you about your game on Saturday.
00:40:56You do?
00:40:58I'm sorry I can't be there. I have to go out of town on business.
00:41:02Aww.
00:41:04Well, I'll be there the following Saturday for sure.
00:41:07You will?
00:41:08But, Dad, you promised you were coming to my game that day.
00:41:12I did?
00:41:14Now, boys, your father can't be two places at once.
00:41:17You go ahead and see Wally play, Dad.
00:41:19He's older than I am, so he's got a lot less games left in him.
00:41:23Well, that's very considerate of you, Beaver.
00:41:25Oh, yeah. I'm real considerate. Remember? That's what it said on my second grade report card.
00:41:30Come on, my little football star.
00:41:32Why don't you go upstairs and get cleaned up for dinner?
00:41:34Okay, Mom.
00:41:40Hello, Mr. Haskell.
00:41:41Hey, Wally.
00:41:43Oh, I guess nobody skimped on the aftershave.
00:41:54So, your first boy-girl party.
00:41:59Let me take this opportunity to impart upon you a little wisdom
00:42:03culled from years of experience in the field.
00:42:06That's where Jenners should be dead.
00:42:10Boys, women are all a bunch of bloodsuckers.
00:42:13Out to get you any way they can.
00:42:16And when they finally succeed in breaking your spirit,
00:42:19they'll flush you like a dead goldfish.
00:42:29Now, you boys be on your way and have a great time.
00:42:34There was a time my brothers didn't want me to tag around with them.
00:42:36Did it bum you out?
00:42:38Not really, because I'd tag along anyway.
00:42:41They'd go to the drive-in with their girlfriends,
00:42:42and I'd sit in the back seat.
00:42:43Ward.
00:42:44Shh.
00:42:45Ward.
00:42:45Oh, yeah.
00:42:46You know, we didn't ask if Karen's party was going to be chaperoned.
00:42:50June, please, they're 12-year-old boys.
00:42:52Come on.
00:42:54Underneath all that preening and strutting,
00:42:56they live in wide-eyed fear of the opposite sex.
00:42:59Mm-hmm.
00:43:05No, no, no.
00:43:07No, no, no, no.
00:43:15Mm.
00:43:19I'll be waiting in the laundry room
00:43:21while you two budding beauties fight it out.
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:29So, Tammy.
00:43:30You won, huh?
00:43:32No.
00:43:32I lost.
00:43:34I'll just get this over with.
00:43:42Wow.
00:43:43All-new copper plumbing.
00:43:44Must have set Karen's old man back a pretty penny.
00:43:47Heh.
00:43:47Do you know I want to do this?
00:43:50Don't you?
00:43:52Sorta.
00:43:52But not with you.
00:43:53I can appreciate that.
00:44:00All right.
00:44:07So, did you?
00:44:09You even have to ask.
00:44:11What?
00:44:12Wally's out.
00:44:13Come on, Wally.
00:44:15Yeah.
00:44:15Come on, Wally.
00:44:17Wally.
00:44:18Wally.
00:44:23Come on.
00:44:25What way?
00:44:31What?
00:44:33What?
00:44:34What?
00:44:43What?
00:44:45What?
00:44:58Mother, it's on or off?
00:45:01I think maybe off is better.
00:45:17This is pretty awkward, huh?
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:22But if I have to do this with someone, I'm glad it's someone I really like.
00:45:29Really?
00:45:31You couldn't tell?
00:45:34I was really trying not to notice because of Eddie and all.
00:45:39You're a good friend, Wally.
00:45:41But I don't think you two will ever be this close.
00:46:08I don't think you two will ever be this close.
00:46:09Sorry, what's wrong with them?
00:46:12I don't know what you're doing, you're a good friend.
00:46:15You're a good friend.
00:46:16He's a good friend.
00:46:16Oh, my God.
00:46:59Oh, my God.
00:47:16He's dead.
00:47:17No, Wally's different.
00:47:19Hey, my brother and I were pretty tight, too.
00:47:22Then he got a girlfriend.
00:47:23And now all we ever do is fight.
00:47:25Really?
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:27Every time she gets mad at him, I get my butt kicked.
00:47:30Don't worry, Beave.
00:47:32Still got us.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:35Let's go.
00:47:35Come on.
00:47:38You know, I used to want to stay a kid my whole life.
00:47:41But lately, I just want to get it over.
00:47:48Theodore is my best helper.
00:47:51His lima bean has grown faster than anyone else's.
00:47:54There's a problem, isn't there, Miss Landers?
00:47:57Why don't we take a look at Theodore's meat book?
00:48:01This is the best.
00:48:03Well, it's great.
00:48:03Oh.
00:48:05It's fine.
00:48:05It's fine.
00:48:07Oh, I love it.
00:48:08Well, he did a lovely job with the bay windows in the front.
00:48:11Yes.
00:48:12At this age, we're looking for more detail in the drawings.
00:48:16For example, clothes.
00:48:20Fingers.
00:48:21Feet?
00:48:22Well, I hardly think a few missing fingers is anything to be alarmed over.
00:48:25Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver, here in class, Theodore is having a lot of trouble keeping up,
00:48:29and I think his self-image is really suffering as a result.
00:48:33So I took the liberty of discussing this matter with our principal, Mrs. Rayburn,
00:48:37and she would like to set up a meeting between your entire family and our district psychologist.
00:48:46Ward.
00:48:47Hmm?
00:48:48I'm worried about the beaver.
00:48:59So, Theodore, why don't you tell me a little about yourself?
00:49:05Well, I'm four foot three, I go to school, and I got some European in my butt.
00:49:10That's very nice.
00:49:12Do you enjoy school?
00:49:14Oh, yeah.
00:49:15Set in for gnom and ruminals.
00:49:16That's a tough one, all right.
00:49:19So, what do you like to do for fun?
00:49:21Well, I'm a normal kid, and I like to do normal junk just like normal regular kids do.
00:49:27The beaver has always shown a real interest in science, and he's very close with his brother,
00:49:32and he plays football for the Mayfield Mighty Mites.
00:49:36I didn't know they played football at that age.
00:49:39Well, you're never too young to play a sport that teaches you self-confidence, coordination, discipline.
00:49:45Were you a football player, Ward?
00:49:47Well, I played some sandlot.
00:49:50Interesting.
00:49:51Oh, wait a minute.
00:49:53I know what you're doing, and I can assure you, you're wrong.
00:49:57Wrong about what?
00:49:58Well, I'm not one of those fathers.
00:50:00What do you mean?
00:50:01One of those fathers who push their kids to try to fill the gaps in their own lives.
00:50:07No, no.
00:50:09June, back me up here.
00:50:10Well, I've always felt that eight was a little young to be playing such a violent game.
00:50:15Oh, really?
00:50:16I do not think that this is the time or place to have this discussion.
00:50:20Oh, I think learning to have discussions is exactly why we're here.
00:50:26No.
00:50:27What you really want to do is gang up on me for pushing my kids into sports.
00:50:31Well, let me remind you that Wally here started playing football the very same age as Beaver.
00:50:37Last year, he was MVP.
00:50:39An honor student.
00:50:41President of his class.
00:50:42And I don't know many boys his age who can whip up a better Spanish omelet.
00:50:46Isn't that right, Wally?
00:50:48No.
00:50:50I'm not who you think I am.
00:50:53I'm a terrible person.
00:50:55My best friend just wanted me to know what she thought of him.
00:50:58And the next thing I knew, we were in her laundry room, making out.
00:51:04Making?
00:51:04I can't eat.
00:51:06I can't sleep.
00:51:07My whole body feels heavy.
00:51:11I can't go on like this any longer.
00:51:14But I won't give her up.
00:51:16I won't.
00:51:21Please, continue.
00:51:41Oh, I'm sorry Eddie, I don't believe Wally's expecting anyone.
00:51:45I don't think I need to create a smokescreen for your son, Mr. Cleaver.
00:51:47Wallace and I have discussed his relationship with Karen.
00:51:50And ultimately, we feel our friendship is strong enough to survive some schoolboy dalliance.
00:51:56Oh, hello Eddie.
00:51:58Beaver's upstairs in his room.
00:52:03You're here to see Beaver?
00:52:05Yes, we're having a little PJ party.
00:52:07Now that Wallace doesn't have as much time as he used to for young Theodore, I've taken it
00:52:11upon myself to slip in and fill that void.
00:52:16Well, I'm going to sleep a lot better knowing that.
00:52:23Oh, hi Eddie.
00:52:24I got a model.
00:52:26I printed a video.
00:52:28And look at these.
00:52:29I got about a thousand pennies we can wrap up.
00:52:32Let's get something straight, Beavis.
00:52:34I didn't come here to have a good time.
00:52:36I'm just using you.
00:52:37Oh.
00:52:40Wallace, what's the occasion?
00:52:42Job interview?
00:52:44Cut it out, Eddie.
00:52:45You know I'm taking care of Skate tonight.
00:52:47Oh, sure.
00:52:48Throw it in my face.
00:52:49You're out having an isopade with my babe while I watch Balto with a Beaver.
00:52:54So we are going to watch the movie?
00:52:56Shut up.
00:52:57Look, Eddie, what'd you come over here for?
00:52:59See how miserable you can make me?
00:53:01Pretty much.
00:53:03Well, I got news for you.
00:53:05Karen was never interested in you at all.
00:53:07Oh, yeah?
00:53:08Then why'd she invite me to her party?
00:53:09I made sure she invited you because I felt sorry for you.
00:53:17So in other words, you're a backstabber and a liar.
00:53:20All right, that's it, Haskell.
00:53:22Let's do it right now.
00:53:23You know, it just hasn't been the same since the growth spurt.
00:53:29Come, Theodore.
00:53:30Last time I was here, I hid some pudding pops in the back of the freezer.
00:53:33Hm.
00:53:36Boy, Wally, I never knew you were such a crummy guy.
00:53:43All right.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:45All right.
00:53:45All right.
00:53:46All right.
00:53:47All right.
00:53:57Karen.
00:53:58I'm going to go.
00:53:59I—I was thinking that maybe if tonight went real well…
00:54:04Karen!
00:54:05That...
00:54:05Kyle!
00:54:10Hey.
00:54:11I thought you liked mood.
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:14Well, my mom booked, so now we're living with my dad's parents.
00:54:18You know, it sucks, but it's like, I'm never home anyway.
00:54:21Yeah.
00:54:24Oh, this is my...
00:54:26Uh, this is Wally.
00:54:30Cool sweater.
00:54:32I see, right.
00:54:35Kyle and I grew up across the street from each other.
00:54:38Yeah.
00:54:38I mean, we used to, like, take baths together.
00:54:42Ha-ha.
00:54:44Ha-ha.
00:54:45Ha.
00:54:46Ha.
00:54:48Hey, Eddie.
00:54:49Did you know there was a real dog named Balto and he cared about Syria?
00:54:55I'll be.
00:54:56Your old man's always crying poverty, but he's sitting on quite a sweet little nest egg.
00:55:01Hey, Eddie.
00:55:02Are you supposed to be looking at all that stuff?
00:55:05What's with you anyways, Cleaver?
00:55:07Don't you like doing things you're not supposed to?
00:55:09Well, I would if I could get away with them.
00:55:11But I'm just not as good at it as you are.
00:55:17You know, it's a good thing you found out what a rat your brother is now.
00:55:21Instead of waiting for when they're carving up your old man's estate.
00:55:24Yeah, I've been real suspicious of him since that time I did twin pools when he held me underwater.
00:55:30I'm telling you, you just can't trust the guy.
00:55:33And that's why I think we should sneak off to the skating rink and spy on the little gigolo.
00:55:38Now, I don't think my parents would like that.
00:55:44What to do.
00:55:46What to do.
00:55:50Mom!
00:55:51Dad!
00:55:52Can we get a boat in the backyard?
00:55:55It would far be it from Eden here with the boy's sense of adventure.
00:56:01While my parents would either read or play Scrabble, when it finally came time to go to bed,
00:56:06I noticed it took several times to try to get the Nintendo game to shut off.
00:56:10And not only did it shut off right away...
00:56:12You know, I'm not sure I like Eddie being so nice to the beaver.
00:56:15Oh, now, Ward.
00:56:17If he just gave the boy half a chance, he might just surprise you.
00:56:19Maybe so, but...
00:56:21There's something about him I just don't trust.
00:56:24You said I was crazy.
00:56:26You said I was stupid.
00:56:28Well, something about that TV must have been bothering me.
00:56:32Because I just laid awake in bed, staring at the ceiling.
00:56:35And the more I tried not to feel scared, the scarier I became.
00:56:51There's Cam, but where's Wally?
00:57:05There he is, picking up splinters.
00:57:11Hey, babe. Let me go grab my stuff, then we can blow out of here.
00:57:16Thanks for the fizz, bud.
00:57:19Anytime.
00:57:30Listen, Wally, I hope you don't mind.
00:57:34Kyle's really upset.
00:57:36And he really needs someone to talk to.
00:57:40Are you mad at me?
00:57:44No.
00:57:45I mean, it's obvious the guy's got a lot of problems.
00:57:49Thanks.
00:57:50You're such a nice guy.
00:57:56I wish people would quit saying that.
00:58:11She dumped him.
00:58:13Once again, fate has dealt me a winning hand.
00:58:17Hey, Eddie.
00:58:18You know, if Wally hadn't have stolen Karen from you,
00:58:21you'd be the one down there looking like you're about to cry in front of the whole world.
00:58:26So, in a way, it's kind of like Wally did your favor.
00:58:29Come on.
00:58:32Come on.
00:58:33Come on.
00:58:34Come on.
00:58:36Come on.
00:58:37Come on.
00:58:38Come on.
00:58:39Come on.
00:58:40Come on.
00:58:40Hey, dude.
00:58:41Hey, Kyle.
00:58:42Dig the ride.
00:58:44Thanks.
00:58:44Stole it from some kid.
00:58:46So, uh, who's the Betty?
00:58:50Uh, just some chick.
00:58:52I stole it from some guy.
00:58:54Ah.
00:58:55See you later.
00:58:57See you, man.
00:58:58Hey, Karen.
00:59:00Pizza.
00:59:21Hey, Romeo.
00:59:23What are you guys doing here?
00:59:26Just educating young Theodore on the perils of teen dating.
00:59:30Wait.
00:59:30Were you guys at the rink?
00:59:34But don't worry, Wally.
00:59:35We still love you.
00:59:38Hey, look.
00:59:39My bike.
00:59:40Come back here.
00:59:41Give me that last bike.
00:59:43Come on.
00:59:44Come on.
00:59:45Stop, you thief.
00:59:48Get him.
00:59:49You're nuts.
00:59:53Hurry up.
00:59:54Where'd he go?
00:59:56Where'd he go?
00:59:56There he is.
00:59:57Get back here.
00:59:58Hey, you.
00:59:59Come back here.
01:00:03Fish.
01:00:04Whoa.
01:00:06Ow.
01:00:14Adios, amigo.
01:00:21Good evening, Mrs. Hensler.
01:00:23And what a fine automobile you're driving tonight.
01:00:26What are you boys doing here?
01:00:28Well, Wallace, um, Theodore and myself just got a sudden craving for sushi. Ha!
01:00:41Hey, that was Mrs. Hensler.
01:00:44Big mouth.
01:00:46Dad!
01:00:47We gotta get home!
01:00:48We gotta get home!
01:00:51Hello?
01:00:52Board.
01:00:53Claire Hensler.
01:00:54Isn't it a little late for Beaver to be vandalizing a fish market on a school night?
01:01:01He's safely tucked away in a tent in our backyard listening to scary stories.
01:01:05What a relief.
01:01:07What I must have seen was only the clone of young Theodore covered in mackerel.
01:01:11Mrs. Hensler, despite what you may think, I know my boys better than you do.
01:01:20Steve, stay back! You smell of wine!
01:01:30Eddie.
01:01:32My mouth got dry and my heart started thumping so hard that my throat was going to come clear out
01:01:38of my chest.
01:01:52Oh!
01:01:58Three again, mister.
01:02:07Downstairs.
01:02:08I walked into the living room and checked out the TV.
01:02:11It was real warm, as if someone had just been watching it.
01:02:15Then, out of nowhere, it pops on and begins to play that same weird Nintendo game I saw earlier.
01:02:21Well, I almost jumped out of my skin.
01:02:24To make matters worse, the piano begins to sound off the strange little song.
01:02:29I turn back to stare at the cat.
01:02:33Wally?
01:02:34Shh. This is a good part.
01:02:37Oh, good night, boys.
01:02:42Anyone ever hear the word bath?
01:02:46Pepper is strutting across the keys, his tail straight up behind him.
01:02:50You know, scary stories just aren't as scary when you don't have a bike anymore.
01:02:56Yeah, they're not that great when you don't have a girl anymore, either.
01:03:00Hey, maybe I should get something stolen from me so I can join you two mobsters.
01:03:04You better help us get that bike.
01:03:06Okay, I'll...
01:03:09Okay, good work, everybody.
01:03:11And don't forget we have a spelling pre-test tomorrow.
01:03:15Hey, Beaver,
01:03:16want to come over to my house and watch my sister making out with her boyfriend?
01:03:20I can't.
01:03:21I got...
01:03:23football practice.
01:03:25Oh, right.
01:03:27Gotcha.
01:03:31Uh, Miss Landers, I've been having a hard time keeping up with the math stuff again.
01:03:36Maybe we should go over it some more.
01:03:38I'm sorry, Theodore.
01:03:39I won't be able to help you today.
01:03:41I have a teacher's conference.
01:03:42But maybe Judy could help you.
01:03:44Certainly, Miss Landers.
01:03:46I sure would hate to see Beaver get left behind.
01:03:49Thank you, Judy.
01:03:51I'm sure Theodore will be in very good hands.
01:03:59All right, sit down and shut up.
01:04:02You're going to learn this stuff if I have to shove it down your throat.
01:04:06And where do you think you're going?
01:04:10Beaver cleaver.
01:04:13Thanks anyway, Judy,
01:04:14but I'd rather go through third grade a hundred times
01:04:17than listen to your ugly voice for one minute.
01:04:36Gee, Larry, take a breath.
01:04:40Hello, Beaver.
01:04:43Oh, hi, Karen.
01:04:45Go ahead, ask him.
01:04:48Um, Beaver, so, how's Wally been doing?
01:04:54Well, he's been kind of crummy.
01:04:57Well, why has he been so crummy?
01:04:59Well, lately he's had the same look on his face
01:05:02the hunchback did when Esmeralda ran off with the good-looking guy.
01:05:07Bye, Beaver.
01:05:11Hey, we got an hour and a half to kill till practice is over.
01:05:15You want to go to the library?
01:05:17Okay.
01:05:18We can look at that National Geographic
01:05:20with the native girls of Chilocca.
01:05:22Yeah.
01:05:24Hey, Beaver, you want to eat that?
01:05:26Uh-uh.
01:05:31Well, Frank, you did it again.
01:05:33Now, come on, get out of here before I call security.
01:05:36Bye-bye.
01:05:37Bye.
01:05:37Bye-bye.
01:05:38Bye-bye.
01:05:39Thanks again.
01:05:39Bye.
01:05:42Bye-bye.
01:05:56Hey, Beaver, look.
01:06:01Will you be bringing your assistant with us?
01:06:04Let's do it back on the 19th.
01:06:08Come on, check this out.
01:06:10Hey, Beaver, look.
01:06:13That's the biggest coffee cup I've ever seen.
01:06:16Yeah, the place finally opened, huh?
01:06:18Yeah, and I can't wait to have my first iced mochaccino.
01:06:22Hey, it's you.
01:06:23Give me back my bike.
01:06:25Your bike?
01:06:25I get the feeling I'm being accused of something here.
01:06:28You know what he's talking about, Kyle?
01:06:30Yeah.
01:06:31He stole this bike and he wants it back.
01:06:32Give me my bike back or I'll call my brother.
01:06:35You mean Wally?
01:06:37Doesn't he have enough trouble hanging on to his own belongings?
01:06:40I'll tell you what.
01:06:42I'll make you a deal.
01:06:45Me and Kyle have been arguing about that big cup up there.
01:06:48He says there's coffee in it and I say there isn't.
01:06:50It's probably not coffee.
01:06:52They probably just got a machine up there that makes steam.
01:06:55Yeah, see, that's what I said.
01:06:56But the sign says it's coffee and Kyle thinks there's a law against fake advertising.
01:07:02So what's the deal?
01:07:04You climb up there and prove I'm right and that there's no coffee in it,
01:07:08I'll give you your bike back.
01:07:12You want me to climb up there?
01:07:15No way.
01:07:16I guess you're right, man.
01:07:18This kid here, he's got no spine.
01:07:21Come on, man, let's blow out of here.
01:07:22I gotta meet Karen.
01:07:24Wait.
01:07:25How do I know once I get up there, you'll really give him my bike back?
01:07:30Dude, what other choice you got?
01:08:01There's no sign of the beaver.
01:08:02Maybe he was drafted by the Packers.
01:08:06Oh, there he is.
01:08:11Surprise, beaver.
01:08:14Oh, have a good game, son.
01:08:16Go get him.
01:08:19Boy, it's high up here.
01:08:20It just looks that way, because you're way up there.
01:08:23But from down here, it's not that high at all.
01:08:30Coach Gordon.
01:08:32Hello.
01:08:33Ward Cleaver.
01:08:35Oh, yeah.
01:08:35Hi, how are you?
01:08:36This is Fred Rutherford.
01:08:37Coach?
01:08:38So, your son doing any better in school?
01:08:42Pardon?
01:08:43Well, that's why he had to leave the team, so he could get extra help after school, right?
01:08:48Gee, I'll have to excuse me, Coach.
01:08:50I seem to find myself out of the loop on this one.
01:09:06Come on, Beeb, quit scrolling around!
01:09:22You made it, Beaver.
01:09:23You made it!
01:09:24Hey, Larry, I can't see inside!
01:09:28Whoa!
01:09:33Hey, guess I win the bet.
01:09:35I didn't hear a splash.
01:09:36Hey, do I get my bike back now?
01:09:39Deal's a deal.
01:09:40Come on down and get it.
01:09:44Dad, I can't get out!
01:09:46Hey, kid, are you welching on your deal?
01:09:50The kids today, they just got no moral code.
01:09:55Hey, Larry, I'm going to be stuck in here forever!
01:09:58Okay, okay, don't panic.
01:10:00I'll get the police.
01:10:01No, the cops will throw my parents, and then they'll find out I quit the football team!
01:10:06Well, if that's what you're worried about, you deserve to be seeing a shrink.
01:10:18Wally, what are you doing?
01:10:20We're going to be having dinner soon?
01:10:23Oh, don't worry, Mom.
01:10:24I'll be done by then.
01:10:25Hello, dear.
01:10:26How was your day at the salt mines?
01:10:28Hey, Dad.
01:10:29June, where's the beaver?
01:10:31Um, he's at his game.
01:10:33No, he's not.
01:10:36I haven't seen him in two weeks.
01:10:37Um, I think this is one of those conversations I should go upstairs for.
01:10:40Wally, your father and I need to know what's going on right now.
01:10:46Okay.
01:10:48But if you don't mind me saying so, I don't think that going and thrashing on the beaver is going
01:10:52to help any.
01:10:53I was not planning to thrash on anyone, Wally.
01:10:56I'd just like to know what's going on under my own roof.
01:10:59All right.
01:11:02Well, we all like the beaver, except we all know that he's not the smartest guy, or the best looking,
01:11:09and that, well, he's got a tendency to lose things.
01:11:12Your point being?
01:11:15The guy's got enough trouble in his life without always having to worry about letting you down.
01:11:24Okay.
01:11:27Hi, Mrs. Cleaver.
01:11:29I sure hope you're in a good mood.
01:11:59Hey, Wally, looks like we just ground a new video.
01:12:02You're a real legit idiot.
01:12:04Ah, Mr. Cleaver.
01:12:06I hope you're as moved by this fine show of civic support for your second-born as I am.
01:12:10Be right back.
01:12:11In what I add, Mr. Cleaver, even in the most dire of circumstances, you look as though you've just walked
01:12:16off the runway.
01:12:17Eddie?
01:12:17Yes, Mrs. Cleaver?
01:12:20Cut the crap.
01:12:25Things are really percolating here in downtown Mayfield as a little boy caught in a giant coffee cup has refused
01:12:32attempts by rescue personnel to extricate him.
01:12:35And now it appears that that job has landed on the shoulders of his father.
01:12:39Beaver?
01:12:41That's Dad.
01:12:43Beaver?
01:12:52Hello, Beaver.
01:12:54You all right?
01:12:56Yes, sir.
01:12:57If it's okay, I'd rather you yell at me up here than in front of the whole town.
01:13:02I have no intention of yelling at you.
01:13:04You say that now, but you just might forget once you hear everything.
01:13:10I know all about the football team, Beaver.
01:13:14Thanks a lot, Wally.
01:13:16The problem isn't who I heard it from.
01:13:17It's that I didn't hear it from you.
01:13:20I wanted to tell you, Dad.
01:13:22Then why didn't you, Beaver?
01:13:24Because I couldn't decide which was the answer.
01:13:27Screwing up by playing or screwing up by quitting.
01:13:30Either way, I didn't want to go disappointing you again.
01:13:34Now, why would you say something like that?
01:13:37Because it's true.
01:13:38Ever since my bike got stalled, you've been giving me the look.
01:13:42What look is that?
01:13:44It's a kind of look like you don't like what I'm doing, but you don't want to tell me.
01:13:48Beaver, I don't give you any...
01:13:53Oh, I do that, huh?
01:13:57That's how my dad used to do that.
01:14:00He used to make me feel like nothing I ever did was good enough for him.
01:14:04If you didn't like it when your dad gave you the look, then why'd you give it to me?
01:14:13Well, Beaver...
01:14:19I guess I just forgot what it felt like to be a little boy.
01:14:30Maybe one day when you're in my shoes, you won't make some of the same mistakes with your son.
01:14:36Yeah, but if I grow up and have as dumb a kid as me, it'd be hard not to want
01:14:40to belt him.
01:14:41Ha, the beast.
01:14:45You know what unconditional love is, Beaver?
01:14:49Uh-uh.
01:14:50It means that when you're a parent, you love your children exactly the same, no matter if they get straight
01:14:57A's or stuck in a giant coffee cup.
01:15:02You understand?
01:15:04Well, sure I get it, Dad, because that's the way I feel about you.
01:15:17Thank you, son.
01:15:19I think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
01:15:24Let's get out of this steam, that's what he said.
01:15:26Come on.
01:15:27Hey, Dad.
01:15:28Yeah?
01:15:29Now that we talked about all this junk, do you think it'd be all right if I sort of went
01:15:34back to the team?
01:15:35Oh, you don't have to play football, Beaver?
01:15:37Do anything you don't want to.
01:15:40Except take a bath.
01:15:42It's just that next week, the game's against Spittin' and we're gonna get killed, so all the parents will probably
01:15:48buy us pizza to make us feel better.
01:15:51Come on.
01:15:52Up you go.
01:15:54I got you.
01:15:58Yay!
01:16:05Don't forget to visit the Mayfield Harvest Festival after the game.
01:16:13Here we are, here we are.
01:16:15Look at this beautiful chocolate pie.
01:16:17Look at that.
01:16:18You were last year's winner, weren't you?
01:16:19Good for you.
01:16:21Come on, Sissy.
01:16:22Coming, Judy.
01:16:23Oh, here we go.
01:16:25There you go.
01:16:27Hey, this is good.
01:16:30Hey, Kyle, could you get me a soda?
01:16:31Oh, sure.
01:16:34I'm a little short.
01:16:35You got a buck?
01:16:40Be right back, babe.
01:16:43Hey, a couple sodas.
01:16:44Sure thing.
01:16:47Do you think, bud?
01:16:48I'm out, Mayfield.
01:16:49With ten seconds left in the game.
01:16:51Okay.
01:16:53Here's your soda.
01:16:54Thanks.
01:16:55Hey, man.
01:16:56Let's get some hot bread.
01:16:57Yeah, but you better stay here.
01:16:59You might see something that'll kill your appetite.
01:17:02You want to go to the festival?
01:17:04Sure.
01:17:06Cool.
01:17:07Yeah.
01:17:13Mayfield is down to its final play,
01:17:16trailing Benton 24 to 20.
01:17:24Hi, everybody.
01:17:25If you're worried about us jumping all over you
01:17:27for losing that game for us, forget it.
01:17:29Yeah.
01:17:30The coach said making fun of the guys on sports tonight.
01:17:33Thanks, guys.
01:17:34Have a look.
01:17:35We are alive.
01:17:37Guys.
01:17:38So, uh, what's the play?
01:17:41Oh, pass protection, 86 on go.
01:17:45Ready?
01:17:46Three!
01:17:48One!
01:17:51Yeah!
01:17:52Yeah!
01:17:54Yeah!
01:17:56Go!
01:17:57Go!
01:18:04Look, look!
01:18:05There goes Beaver!
01:18:05Go, Beaver, go!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:08Go!
01:18:34I don't know.
01:18:46Come on, Cleaver, run!
01:18:49Run!
01:18:50Cleaver, run!
01:18:52Cleaver, run!
01:18:53Come on!
01:18:55Run!
01:18:57The runway!
01:18:58Oh, Cleaver's running the wrong way towards the fence of the line.
01:19:03Cleaver!
01:19:04Ah!
01:19:05Cleaver!
01:19:12My bike!
01:19:14Stop!
01:19:15Come on!
01:19:17Cleaver, get back here!
01:19:31Go!
01:19:32Go, Cleaver, go!
01:19:34Go!
01:19:44Go!
01:19:49Go!
01:19:52Go!
01:19:53Go!
01:19:54Go!
01:19:57Go!
01:20:04Unbelievable!
01:20:06Go!
01:20:07Go!
01:20:11Go!
01:20:18Go!
01:20:23Go!
01:20:24Go!
01:20:28Go!
01:20:30Go!
01:20:31Go!
01:20:33Go!
01:20:35Go!
01:20:35Go!
01:20:36Go!
01:20:41Go!
01:20:44Go!
01:20:45Oh, okay.
01:20:47Oh, okay, sir!
01:20:50Oh, okay, sir!
01:20:55Ah!
01:20:57Ugh!
01:20:58Not again!
01:21:08Yes!
01:21:16Gotcha!
01:21:17All right, Beave!
01:21:21Nice dress, Judy.
01:21:23Ugh!
01:21:40Give it a rest, Beave.
01:21:44You're getting me so tired out from polishing it, you won't be able to ride it.
01:21:47Oh, don't worry about that.
01:21:49I figure it's a lot safer if I don't ride it anymore.
01:21:53Come on, boys.
01:21:54Time for bed.
01:21:57Beaver, this bike isn't going to stay up here forever, is it?
01:22:00Oh, no, Mom.
01:22:01When I get married, I'll move it into my new house.
01:22:05Well, goodnight, Wally.
01:22:07Bye, Mom.
01:22:08Goodnight.
01:22:09Night, Beaver.
01:22:10Night, Mom.
01:22:11Mwah!
01:22:15Hey, maybe we can make an exception tonight about me giving you a kiss.
01:22:24Yeah, Dad, I guess it wouldn't kill anybody.
01:22:29Goodnight, Beave.
01:22:30Goodnight.
01:22:35Dad, even though I'm playing football, it might still be okay for you to read to me now and then,
01:22:42wouldn't it?
01:22:48Well, you sure about that, Beaver?
01:22:50Well, I figure I'm not going to be a little kid forever, so we ought to do as much of
01:22:54this kind of junk while we still can.
01:23:01Now, Dottie the Dinosaur had never seen a human being before, such a tiny creature who only walks on two
01:23:07legs and eats berries.
01:23:08Couldn't be much of a hunter, said Dottie.
01:23:13I heard that Billy cried to the towering beast above him.
01:23:16Could you speak up, Dottie said.
01:23:18I can barely hear you down there.
01:23:20Billy could hardly imagine what the next insult would come out of this long-necked, sharp-toothed, drooling beast would
01:23:25be.
01:23:26And as Billy started to walk away, a big, leathery, fanged paw scooped him up and held him to its
01:23:32nose.
01:23:32At this time, in a quieter, sweeter voice, Dottie said with what seemed like a tear running down her cheek.
01:23:37Hey, Dad, I really like the way you read to me.
01:23:40Well, thank you, Beaver.
01:23:42Uh, you wouldn't be sucking up again, would you, son?
01:23:45Oh, no, Dad. It's still a while till Christmas.
01:23:49Well, what does she look like, man?
01:23:52Realizing how sweet her butt she was.
01:23:55Honey, what does she look like?
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