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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:25Let's do this.
00:26Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:33you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:50I was raped.
00:53Wow, okay, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:05Uh, no, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:08And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:10Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13I'm breezing.
01:13Okay.
01:13I'm fine.
01:14Really.
01:14I'm okay.
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh, she helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:35a guy.
01:35I mean, on my own, sure, fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:52I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I want to be ready.
01:57So, I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend that I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:09So...
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh...
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:21Um, I'm kind of out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:45I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it-it's just...
02:56The means to another.
02:57I don't need an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04R-really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not-not now.
03:21I have class.
03:22Uh-huh.
03:25Um...
03:25Uh...
03:26Later?
03:28Tonight?
03:30Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet talk.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet talk.
03:54Okay.
03:54And as your future beg, it is my pleasure, nay, my honor, to haze you.
04:01And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape until I ask you to stop.
04:06That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:10Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you were gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:18No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece
04:33of fruit.
04:33Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo.
04:36Mmm.
04:37It's a good one.
04:37Yeah.
04:39Good luck, sweet tuck.
04:41This is the part where you can run.
04:43No, okay.
04:45Come on.
04:45Yellow, yellow haze.
04:49Yellow, yellow.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:02I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic, alteration, verse, verse, so...
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try...
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:16Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:37How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:46It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream, because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there.
06:15But she was, like, dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay?
06:29I just ended a two-year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33Also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did, because I was there, and it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you gonna do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:46You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, eats her feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Ali.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Ali has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late-night phone call Ali, where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of Chapstick.
07:16Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:26So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out for the next 36 hours.
07:30No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again.
07:39But you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you
07:44back because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in.
08:03But I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:16And I'm not adding chapstick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:48Shit.
08:49What's wrong, G?
08:50You can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
08:53No.
08:53Yeah.
08:53I'm...
08:55Thanks.
08:58I'm fucking with you, Graham.
09:00I know.
09:04Right.
09:15Okay, what's going on?
09:18Look, Dean, you're, uh, you're kind of, well, you've been with a good amount of women.
09:27I always knew this day would come.
09:28Um, well, Garrett, when a man and woman love each other very much...
09:31All right, Shoggy, forget it.
09:32Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
09:33I'm listening.
09:37Is there something going on with Hannah?
09:40No.
09:40Uh, not Hannah.
09:43Someone else.
09:45She wants me to do this, uh, this thing.
09:49Do all the things, bro.
09:51Do them all.
09:52It's just, it's kind of a big thing.
09:57It's really important to her.
09:58She's, like, trusting me.
10:00Gee, is Hannah a virgin?
10:01What?
10:02No.
10:03Dude, don't...
10:07Don't, don't make this weird.
10:09I...
10:12This doesn't leave the weight room.
10:13We're not actually having this conversation.
10:17It's just that I, uh, I really want it to be good for her.
10:21Hmm.
10:22If it's her first time, she might not come.
10:23Not an option.
10:24She has to come.
10:25Respect.
10:26Melder, there's one thing that helps make a girl come.
10:28The single, most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
10:36Trust.
10:37That's it.
10:39She's just gotta feel completely safe.
10:41Like, completely relaxed.
10:43But consent is key.
10:44And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
10:47So you just, you just gotta figure out whatever makes this specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe.
10:54I'm just not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this.
10:59Well, if she asked you, she thinks you are.
11:02Which is fucking hard.
11:06Just don't skin up on the foreplay.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Talking five play, six play.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Got it.
11:13You know?
11:13Right?
11:14Thanks.
11:14Good talk, man.
11:15Great talk.
11:19Sorry.
11:19I was, uh, Justin.
11:22Hi.
11:23Yeah.
11:23It's easier ways to get my attention.
11:26Sorry.
11:26Yeah.
11:26I was just on my phone.
11:28I'm taking the piss.
11:29Don't worry about it.
11:30Yeah.
11:31My, my advisor really likes the song.
11:33Mostly.
11:34Okay.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Mostly.
11:35Yeah.
11:35He has some notes, but, uh, it's, it's getting there.
11:38Cool.
11:39Uh, you, uh, never replied to my text.
11:42Do you want to come over later and work on the song?
11:45Uh, definitely yes.
11:47But, uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.
11:52Um, rain check?
11:54Rain check.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah.
11:56I'm really looking forward to it.
11:58Cool.
11:59Cool.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah.
12:01Bye.
12:02Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:13Bye.
12:14Bye.
12:16Bye.
12:22Bye.
12:23Bye.
12:28Bye.
12:29Bye.
12:29Bye.
12:31Bye.
12:32Bye.
12:32That you started to feel what I feel
12:36I can't talk cause you took my hand out of you
12:41But you couldn't dare to make it real
12:46Always set your same
12:49Is that dress?
12:50Ali's
12:51Yeah
12:54Um
12:55We did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah
13:01Uh, come on up
13:12Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing literally anything else?
13:21Maybe
13:26Big vest
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around
13:40You're about to see me naked
13:42Yeah
13:43But not until you want me to
14:05Uh, all clear
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely
14:15Uh, yeah
14:20So, are we gonna do it now?
14:25Well, uh
14:27I mean, as romantic as that is
14:29Um, here
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play
14:34Um
14:35Just, uh, set the mood a little
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful
14:40I can't
14:40I believe those words actually came out of your mouth
14:44People say that
14:47Okay, let me see
14:52Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Shhh
15:01I'm setting the mood
15:09You're actually proving my point
15:11The mood is set
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please
15:14This song is so sexy
15:15It makes me want to do a sexy little dance
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove
15:23It's taking over
15:26Look
15:29You're feeling it too
15:31Oh
15:35Okay
15:37Oh, yeah
15:38That's terrible
15:39I love it
15:43Baby, baby
15:44Since first we met
15:46I knew in this heart of mine
15:49The love we had
15:52Could not be bad
15:54I put it right
15:55And bite my time
15:59Spend our life
16:00I've been looking for somebody
16:02To give me love like you
16:07Now you told me that you want to leave me
16:10Darling, I'm dead to give me
16:13I'm dead to give me
16:14I'm dead to give me
16:16I'm dead to give me
16:19I'm dead to give me
16:30I'm dead to give me
16:33I'm dead to give me
16:33I'm dead to give me
16:34I'm dead to give me
16:34I'm dead to give me
16:34I'm dead to give me
16:34I'm dead to give me
16:35I'm dead to give me
16:35I'm dead to give me
16:36I'm dead to give me
16:37I'm dead to give me
16:45Oh, my God.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:44Oh, my God.
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing. Nothing.
17:51I think we should stop.
17:54I don't want to stop.
17:56I can do this.
17:57No, you don't have to.
17:59But I want to.
18:02Okay?
18:04Fuck.
18:04Fuck.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11Sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:13This is what happens.
18:18I'm in it.
18:19I'm having fun.
18:20I feel good.
18:24And then I just, like, zoom out.
18:27I leave my body.
18:31It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going,
18:35what is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:44What if I...
18:50What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:57You just don't trust me enough to fully let go, and that's okay.
19:00No, but I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:06But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:11So, if you're not there yet, that sounds completely normal.
19:19Wow, that was surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah, okay, sure.
19:37Instead of me giving you an orgasm,
19:42why don't you give yourself one?
19:47That's not going to prove anything.
19:48I do that all the time.
19:50Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Good.
19:56Then, show me.
20:14And I'll show you.
20:50Thank you, that was...
20:54Thanks.
21:08So, what now?
21:15Drunk Shakespeare?
21:16Who's drunk?
21:17Like, the actors or the audience?
21:19Everyone.
21:20Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
21:24Yikes.
21:25Yeah.
21:26Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me.
21:28Yeah.
21:30Jackpot.
21:32Always counting Tucker to make too much pasta soda.
21:37Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
21:39Uh, yum.
21:40All right, give me.
21:42Yeah, you want to just get a little bacon on it?
21:43All right.
21:44All right.
21:57I told you that was a sexy song.
22:00I gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
22:02Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole,
22:04I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image.
22:07Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
22:16But actually, my mom used to play me all kinds of music.
22:20Yeah, she sounds cool.
22:21Yeah, she was cool.
22:23She had a huge record collection.
22:25She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.
22:36How do you feel when you listen to that song?
22:39Why do you ask?
22:40It's just something my advisor said.
22:43Uh, I guess...
22:46I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
22:49Bold?
22:50Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
22:55That's badass.
22:56Yeah, it is badass.
23:03You know, I was thinking...
23:09Sorry.
23:10Uh, where were we?
23:12Uh, I actually probably should go.
23:15Uh, are you sure?
23:17Yeah, yeah.
23:18I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
23:22Yeah, uh...
23:24But, uh, thank you for your service.
23:27It's much appreciated.
23:31See you soon?
23:33Yeah, okay.
23:34Um, I'll text you.
23:44So, Garrett made you come?
23:45Yep.
23:46Then you're not freaking out?
23:47No.
23:48Uh, and you broke up with Sean?
23:50Yeah.
23:50Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
23:52No.
23:52Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
23:57No.
23:57I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Allie.
24:00Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Allie,
24:04and then Complete and Total Breakdown Allie,
24:06and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset, Vermont Allie.
24:09God help us all.
24:10No, I promised myself.
24:12This has to be the last time.
24:14It has to stick.
24:15I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
24:17Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
24:20I believe you.
24:22Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
24:26This isn't his sweatshirt.
24:28Um.
24:35Oh, my God.
24:37I am a woman possessed.
24:39Anne, you gotta help me.
24:41I lied.
24:41I already ate the Cheetos.
24:43I licked the back cleat.
24:45Who is that?
24:45Who is that?
24:46Is it Garrett?
24:47Is it Justin?
24:47Like, please distract me with sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
24:51Uh, uh, it's, it's Justin.
24:54So you're still into him?
24:56Of course I am.
24:57I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
25:01Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, but, I don't know, I might be digmatized by Garrett.
25:05You're gonna be the first.
25:06Yeah.
25:08Okay, I'll admit it, the night was kind of perfect.
25:13Garrett made me feel really safe and a lot of really, really good other things, but doesn't
25:20magically turn him into someone else, you know?
25:22No, you gotta take him at face value.
25:24Right, exactly.
25:26And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
25:30Which is fine, because I, I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
25:36It's just an arrangement between friends.
25:38Yeah, and this, this won't make your friendship weird at all?
25:42We had a plan, the plan worked.
25:46There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
25:48It was so weird.
25:50Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
25:54Logan, this is Bernardo.
25:56Protect him with your life.
25:57Your life.
25:58Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
25:59Because he didn't want it to end.
26:02What?
26:02You guys have been talking about this all practice, and the answer seems pretty obvious.
26:10Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
26:12What do you mean?
26:13I don't know.
26:14Bunch of missed passes, flub to goal, stuff like that.
26:16What?
26:16No, not you.
26:17Birdie.
26:18What do you mean?
26:19What's obvious?
26:19You're into her, dude.
26:20Fuck.
26:21I think you're right.
26:22All right, he's all over the place.
26:23Shut up, Joe.
26:24I should tell her.
26:25Yep.
26:26Like today?
26:27Yep.
26:28Birdie!
26:29Shit.
26:29Who's going to drunk Shakespeare later?
26:31Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
26:33Hey, Joe.
26:33Watch Bernardo.
26:34Who?
26:38Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
26:39Anna.
26:40Bernardo.
26:40Amazing, I'm there.
26:42Hold this for Birdie.
26:45So why don't we go to drunk Shakespeare?
26:47We are not going anywhere.
26:49Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
26:52How do you feel about her?
26:54Finally.
26:55I'm telling you it's the right move, G.
26:57We all fuck with Rosie, and I think she's good for you.
27:01No!
27:02Bernardo, ow!
27:04Okay.
27:04We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
27:15Okay, dramatic entrance.
27:17Whatever.
27:18Seriously.
27:19It's your damage, Heather.
27:20Nothing, just a shitty practice.
27:22Really?
27:24That's it?
27:25Yeah.
27:26That's it.
27:27Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes, and
27:31it just made me look bad.
27:33Ah.
27:34I see what's happening.
27:36This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
27:38What?
27:39That's...
27:41I...
27:41I don't...
27:44Convincing.
27:45Don't bother.
27:46I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
27:47This is so like you.
27:49You want things you can't have.
27:50No, I don't.
27:50You need a fucking wake-up call.
27:52Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
27:55You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
27:57Jules, I get it.
27:58You've been passed over twice in the draft.
28:00Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
28:03And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
28:05At the garage.
28:07Forever.
28:09Is that what you want?
28:12No, it's not what I fucking want.
28:14I'm just saying.
28:16If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
28:32This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
28:37Oh, it's immersive.
28:39We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
28:40Give me a fucking break.
28:42Whoa, babe.
28:42Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
28:45Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
28:48I'm so sorry.
28:49I didn't mean that.
28:50No, it's okay.
28:51It's your first show at Briar without Sean.
28:54Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
28:56I'm kind of nervous.
28:58Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
29:00Catherine!
29:01Don't touch a prop that's not yours!
29:09Hey.
29:17Hey.
29:18You're here.
29:21What the hell is that for?
29:24What are you...
29:25What are you doing here?
29:26I'm glad you're here, but...
29:28Well, by recruiting me, I have to steal this from Taco.
29:31It's far.
29:31Oh, my God.
29:32It's all right?
29:33You kidding me?
29:34Hey, Wolsey.
29:35Hey.
29:36Jordan?
29:37Justin.
29:38Oh, right.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Yeah, sorry.
29:39My bad.
29:40It's all good, man.
29:41Uh, is Bo and Dean Drager here?
29:43Yeah, man.
29:44Well, you know Dean, he's persuasive.
29:47What about you, bro?
29:47You big Shakespeare guy or what?
29:49Uh, not really, but, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so, here I am.
29:53Ha, ha.
29:54So she did.
29:55She did.
29:57Looks like the show's starting.
30:00Yeah.
30:00Do you want to go to sit?
30:02Couch is free.
30:04Yeah, yeah.
30:05We should probably sit.
30:06Yeah.
30:07See you around, man.
30:08Yeah, brother.
30:24Come on, bitches.
30:26Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
30:30A Midsummer Night's Scree!
30:38Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
30:43If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
30:46Now, there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
30:49When an actor calls line, everyone drinks.
30:54I like that.
30:55Oh, let's see.
30:56That's great.
30:57What?
30:58What?
31:02No.
31:03I'm so sorry, everyone.
31:04It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been
31:09struck by, uh, terrible affliction.
31:13True love?
31:14No, gonorrhea.
31:16Oh!
31:21We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
31:26Just up and down.
31:27You go home.
31:29Well, would you look at this couple.
31:33Give it up for our Hermione and Lysander!
31:41Woo!
31:42Woo!
31:46Vince, I love this.
31:48I do.
31:49Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
31:55Me, Garrett Graham, I want to be in the show!
31:57Shut the fuck up.
31:58You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
32:00Come on.
32:01Come here, pookie.
32:02That's okay.
32:02No, I'm all right.
32:03Get your eyes now.
32:05Come on, G, man!
32:06All right, all right.
32:08Yeah!
32:15Okay, now we just need a Helena.
32:17She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
32:22Can anyone relate?
32:28Allow me.
32:31Not even gonna wait to be picked.
32:33That is messy.
32:34Let's hear it for our four young lovers!
32:37From the game, right?
32:39Hannah.
32:40Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
32:43Uh, no.
32:43No, I didn't lock him.
32:45I mean, we're not locked.
32:47He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
32:51Just throw up some drama.
32:52All right, Hermia.
32:54Let's get you all caught up.
32:57All right, you're in love with Lysander.
33:01Oh.
33:02But your big, bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
33:12What say you, Hermia?
33:16But daddy, I love him!
33:18Daddy, she loved him!
33:30Now, after this, we've got like 10 minutes of Rude Mechanicals P.S.
33:34So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
33:39Okay.
33:43So, your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
33:49Can we seriously not do this right now?
33:51Do what?
33:51You're broadening your horizons.
33:54I think it's fun.
34:00Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
34:05You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
34:07She's not my girlfriend.
34:09But you clearly want her to be.
34:11No, I don't.
34:12Please, you can deny it all you want, but...
34:14I looked at you the same way for months.
34:20Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
34:24Don't.
34:26Don't apologize to me.
34:27Just make yourself feel better.
34:28I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
34:33It does.
34:34If I knew just how much it sucked, I probably would have done some things differently.
34:41So, I'm sorry.
34:44And really, will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
34:50I was having so much fun being a bitch.
34:54Fine.
34:55Yeah, okay.
34:55I accept.
35:00I don't know.
35:02Marvel.
35:02It's foul, but it's effective.
35:07I see that neighbor, this is to make an ass of me.
35:10What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
35:13I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
35:17Mine ear is much enamored of thy note,
35:20and so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
35:30to thy...
35:33smile...
35:36and thy sweatshirt.
35:39And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
35:41And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes
35:45because thou knowest I want both,
35:47even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
35:49And so what if thou favors missionary?
35:51Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
35:53Oh, sweet bottom.
35:55Out to Vermont, do not desire to go.
35:58Please, do not desire to go.
36:10Oh, shit, she's incredible.
36:12Yeah, man, she really is.
36:17Lion.
36:26Lion!
36:29Lion, he said it!
36:30Well, that's the word.
36:35Okay, I understand your confusion.
36:37This is what's happening here.
36:38I am...
36:39I'm fucked up, man.
36:40Lion!
36:42It's not even your line!
36:44Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
36:46Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
36:48No, no, no, no, no.
36:49I get it, I get it.
36:49What's going on?
36:50I totally get it.
36:54Pyramus and Fisbee are us all.
36:55Good.
36:56Hmm? All right?
36:56Well done.
36:57You see, Doug?
37:03Welcome back, my lover.
37:08Oh, looks like you two had a good time.
37:12And it's about to get even better.
37:16I made this love potion special for the boys.
37:21It's a real knockout.
37:23And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
37:32Okay, loving this.
37:35But, fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?
37:41How is a butson maiden ever to decide?
37:44Oh, I know.
37:47How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
37:51Oh!
37:52Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
37:57Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit, Gerrit.
38:05Get up! Get up! Get up there!
38:08What's up, man?
38:12Oh!
38:17Oh!
38:17Oh, look at you!
38:18Oh, look at you.
38:21I'm a man, I think I'm a man
38:24Whoa! Whoa!
38:24Do what you like
38:25You've been too nice
38:27He didn't do right
38:28Whoa!
38:30Whoa!
38:34You know I was thinking about asking you out
38:42The only reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious
38:45But
38:47I guess you know
38:51Did you guys want to go to the Olympics?
38:52Nope, definitely not serious
38:55Cool
38:57Look I'm
38:59Normally into theater but
39:01I'm really glad I came
39:05Yeah, me too
39:21I just want to dance
39:21If we shadows have offended
39:24Think but this and all is mended
39:27That you have but slumbered here
39:30While these visions did appear
39:33And this we
39:34Hey
39:36Hey
39:38That was some show you put on out there
39:40Very boys gone wild
39:41Thanks
39:42Yeah
39:43I bet you're happy about this second love potion
39:47You and Justin back together
39:49Yeah, well all's well that ends well
39:53That's Shakespeare
39:54Yeah, I know
39:55Sorry
39:56Sorry
39:58Um
40:00Actually
40:02Justin said he wants to ask me out
40:06Congratulations
40:07That's
40:09Yeah, you
40:10did it
40:15Yeah
40:16Yeah, yeah
40:17Uh
40:20So I guess this means our deal is officially over
40:27Right?
40:29Uh, yeah, right
40:33Yeah, I mean I got you the grade
40:36And I got you the grade
40:40Hey
40:42I want us over there for code and call
40:45Ready?
40:47Sure
40:47Sorry
40:48Hm
41:29You're getting some good power behind the shot
41:31Ah, it's still going wide
41:33Not as long as you keep hitting the rink
41:36Remember Eastwood?
41:37Freshman year?
41:38Yeah
41:38That wasn't on me
41:39Alright?
41:40Birdie took the shot
41:41It just deflected off my stick
41:42Hm
41:43And Bragg Steve
41:44I bought him a beer, he's fine
41:48Hey, sir, I couldn't make the Shakespeare thing
41:52Yeah, it's okay
41:54Not eating this much
41:57So
41:58You and Hannah
42:02I don't know what I was thinking
42:05I don't have time for a girlfriend
42:09Hey, I'm sorry, man
42:10I know you're really into it
42:17It's fine
42:20There's a plan in place for me
42:22Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins
42:25All I gotta do is follow through
42:27It's a good plan
42:29People would kill to have that plan
42:30Right, right, exactly
42:32Wait
42:33Hannah was just a distraction
42:37Yeah, I mean
42:39Sometimes you don't get
42:42Everything you want
42:45But
42:48You're Garrett Graham
42:51Alright?
42:52Things are gonna work out for you
42:54Okay?
42:54They always do
42:57Yeah, well for you too, man
43:00It's me and you on the Bruins
43:01That's the dream, right?
43:03Yeah, that's the dream
43:04Mm-hmm
43:08Anyway, I was gonna hit up my logs if you wanted to join
43:10You look like you could use it
43:13That's alright, I'm gonna stay
43:15Sure
43:15Yeah
43:16Alright, man
43:17See you later
43:18Alright, bud
43:18I love you
43:20I love you
43:37Okay, let's go
43:38Bye
43:38Bye
44:01I know. I said I wouldn't call.
44:05And that's how I'll end the difference between Billy Joe Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
44:11Yeah, that's funny.
44:16I'm really glad we got to spend some time together outside of rehearsals.
44:21Yeah, same.
44:25I fucking love this song.
44:29Why do you love it so much?
44:30Well, I mean, facade is the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar.
44:34No, I'm sorry.
44:37I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
44:41I mean, jealous I didn't write at first.
44:45Why? What does it make you feel?
44:51Nothing.
44:51I mean, they're not for everyone, so...
44:55Yeah.
44:58Hey, this party's kind of dead, right?
45:02Do you want to come back to mine and...
45:04Justin.
45:05Let me guess.
45:06Brain check?
45:09Not quite.
45:27This is Garrett.
45:28No phone's allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
45:47Baby, now that I find you, I can touch you so.
46:00Baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me, baby.
46:10Baby, now that I've found you, I can let you go.
46:16I built my world around you, I need you so.
46:20Baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me, baby, baby, since first we met, I knew in
46:36this heart of mine.
46:40The love we had could not be bad, I played it right and I bide my time.
46:50Spend a lifetime looking for somebody to give me love like you.
47:00Now you've told me that you wanna leave me, darling, I just can't let you.
47:11Baby, now that I've found you, I can't let you go.
47:17I built my world around you, I need you so
47:22Baby, even though you don't need me
47:27You don't need me
48:14Baby, even though you don't need me
48:36Baby, even though you don't need me
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