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00:07Oh my god, what's going on here?
00:12Do you remember when you were in high school on the phone and you were like, girl, I can't
00:16stand her.
00:16She is so fake.
00:17And then your friend was like, well, Melissa, what do you think about that?
00:20And they were on three-way.
00:22Fifi's crack was that three-way phone call and high school cracked.
00:39Oh, the two-in-one looks.
00:41What's up, hooker?
00:42Do you do me?
00:44Come on, man.
00:51Oh, he's a doodoo.
00:53Okay.
00:54I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
00:57Oh my god.
00:59So Fifi was just running off in the mouth about Alyssa, and then all of a sudden there's
01:02Alyssa staring dead in her eyes, and it's like.
01:08Before we go on, Fifi obviously has a lot to say.
01:13I mean, if you want to act all foolish in front of the cameras, we could, but you said yourself
01:17it's not personal, it's drag.
01:18These are my opinions.
01:19So why couldn't you say that to me, though?
01:20I didn't need to.
01:21You're that girl I knew you were.
01:22You know what?
01:23You're looking foolish by sitting there acting like a child.
01:25So you can do that, and that'll be cute.
01:26I'm done.
01:29Let me just respond to this real quick.
01:30I ain't never been nobody to not be 100 to the face.
01:35I didn't throw you or you under the bus.
01:36Did I say everything I said to you, to y'all?
01:39Did I not over there?
01:40You did.
01:41All right, you can play the victim.
01:42Go ahead.
01:43Being a victim of what, girl?
01:44I just sat right there and heard everything you had to say.
01:46And you didn't say none of that to me.
01:48I was just in the room with you.
01:49We grown folk, but.
01:51Okay.
01:52I think it's funny that you do want to come in and play the victim, because you had no
01:55problem sending me home last week, girl.
01:56Oh, I'm nobody's victim.
01:57I had no problem sending you home.
01:58I gave a reasoning why I did, too.
02:00But I felt like your reasoning was bullshit.
02:02I said consistency.
02:04It was not personal.
02:05I didn't say it was personal.
02:06That was a really tough night, because I was expecting to go home.
02:09Yeah, well, and I wouldn't have let you go home.
02:11What?
02:12I feel like you deserve to stay.
02:15Last week, the bottom two were Ginger and Katya.
02:18So are you basically saying you wanted me to choose Katya to go home, and then you would
02:22nominate yourself to go home instead of her?
02:26I smell a stuff.
02:28Ginger, she just came off of winning.
02:30If it was a strategic way, I probably would have sent her home.
02:35Okay.
02:36I just think my issue has been standing there, hearing, I throw people in the bus.
02:40That's not me.
02:41That's not my gig.
02:41Never has been.
02:42Never will be.
02:43I said I felt.
02:44Now, if you ever want to sit there and talk shit about how I'm feeling, then that just
02:47speaks on your character.
02:48I said I felt coming from sitting there, that you were sitting there.
02:52Don't try to play the victim, boo.
02:53Alyssa's trying to play this little victim card in front of everybody, and I'm not buying
02:56that.
02:56Girl, you threw people under the bus.
02:58You're just upset that I called it out, and you had to hear that I called it out.
03:02Everything I heard and knew about her, I'm glad she validated.
03:05Well, you can say whatever you want, but you know what?
03:08I played fair.
03:09I played who I thought Rue was going to go home.
03:10So do not get mad because I said that I was going to play it that way.
03:14You choose to do what you want with someone else's words and let them affect you, and
03:18that's exactly what she's doing right now.
03:20You can't get upset because you were eliminated, and someone had their opinions on why you should
03:25be gone.
03:26Miss C.C. is getting defensive.
03:28Here's my thing.
03:29I don't mind all the theatrics, but if you're going to be loud and rowdy, rowdy, and think
03:35you're a bowdy, bowdy bitch, stand up and be one.
03:38Look at all the weak sauce.
03:41It's about to get real interesting.
03:46The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly
03:51Hills Cosmetics, a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $100,000.
04:05Back to the back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
04:08I'm here.
04:09Welcome back.
04:10Welcome.
04:10So we were the top five, and now we are the top nine again.
04:16We don't know how this is going to go down.
04:18I don't know what's going on.
04:19I'm just here to look pretty.
04:20That's it.
04:22Hello, hello, hello.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:27Welcome back, strangers.
04:28Hey.
04:30It's time for the returning queens to get their revenge.
04:35And I can't wait to see who gets the last laugh.
04:38Oh, God.
04:39Because for this week's All-Star Maxi Challenge, you'll be doing a stand-up comedy show.
04:45And you'll be doing it in pairs.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:51Oh, my God.
05:13And one other small little detail.
05:16Tomorrow, you'll be performing in front of a live audience packed with Drag Race Illuminati.
05:25You know, the queens you beat out to make it here on All-Stars.
05:29Oh, God.
05:30If we don't get pelted with rotten vegetables, they're just going to be sitting there stone-faced with their eyes
05:35crossed, giving us the middle finger.
05:37Now, the returning queens get to pick their comedy partner from those still in the competition, starting with the last
05:47queen eliminated.
05:48Alyssa Edwards.
05:49I need a redo, so I pick Alaska.
05:52Ooh.
05:53Girl, I choose Alaska because I have something to prove to her as a partner.
05:57I'm going to make it count.
05:58Ginger Minj.
05:59I'm going to pick my BFF, Katya.
06:02Oh, thank God.
06:05Tatiana.
06:05I think I'm going to go with Detox.
06:09I pick Detox to be my partner because she's funny, she's dirty, and she's not Fifi or Roxy.
06:17Choices.
06:18And Coco Montrese.
06:20Who do you choose?
06:22I'm going to go with Fifi.
06:23Fifi.
06:25Roxy Andrews.
06:26Since no one picked you, you'll be working solo as the emcee of the show.
06:33Ooh.
06:33And if you win, you will have the power to chop a bottom queen and decide which one of the
06:41eliminated queens gets to return.
06:45Well, shit.
06:45Can we start over?
06:47Gentlemen, start your engines.
06:49And may the best all-star win.
06:54So we know what my character is.
06:56I'm Ru's cousin from the project.
06:58I think I'm just going to do my ghetto chola.
07:00Okay.
07:01That'll work.
07:02I'm not good at writing standard comedy.
07:04But I was thinking, like, maybe we could pick apart our flaws.
07:06I'm fine with that.
07:07And we can talk about how I'm no longer orange.
07:09Girl, I went from orange to sood.
07:11You went from orange to sood.
07:15Everybody thinks I'm a bitch.
07:16And they think you have many faces.
07:18That type of thing.
07:21I'm going to be honest with you.
07:21I think it's only one person in this room that feels that way about me.
07:24And I think that's bullshit.
07:25Like, this beef with Alyssa.
07:27I didn't come here for that.
07:29I mean, I've worked so hard with how to control things.
07:33And I almost let someone bring me back to that unhappy place.
07:36Yeah, but this is the thing.
07:37Focus on you.
07:38Because mama got to go to work.
07:41I really don't want to get into this conflict between Alyssa and Fifi.
07:45Because I'm trying to get back in the game.
07:47Oh, these girls.
07:49Oh.
07:51Coming up.
07:52I'm so glad that I got you in time, though.
07:54Girl, in time for what?
07:56Mama, did you forget of your audition today?
07:58Time out.
07:59You got to make it funny.
08:01Bea and I met at our friend Patty's Pooches with Prolabs garden party.
08:05The assholes were out.
08:14So, Rue tells us in our maxi challenge this week,
08:16the girl that has been eliminated, who wins,
08:20is going to be sending home somebody who's already here.
08:23So, it's their turn to get their Rue bed.
08:27So, the last time we were paired together,
08:30you ended up being in the bottom and going home.
08:33I don't know who sent you home.
08:36Whoever did, I will never forgive them.
08:39No, girl.
08:39Even though Alaska chose me to leave the competition.
08:42Alyssa Edwards.
08:43I still have so much mad respect for her.
08:46And I feel like the respect is mutual between us.
08:49Okay.
08:49I think we need to play to your strengths.
08:52Yes.
08:52Your strengths are off-the-cuff buffoonery responses.
08:56Like, your, your, yes, exactly.
09:00Let's do it.
09:00For this challenge, I really want Alyssa to have the freedom
09:04to go off on Alyssa Edwardian tangents.
09:10Because that's when she's really funny,
09:11and that's when she succeeds.
09:13You make an outline, I can go with it on the fly.
09:16Now I have my Cliff notes.
09:17Cliff's notes.
09:19Like, the person's name is Cliff.
09:20Who told you that?
09:21I read them.
09:23They're books.
09:25Yes, exactly.
09:29Hi.
09:30Hi.
09:30How are you feeling?
09:31Hosting is what I do, and I can do my best.
09:34Right.
09:34Alone.
09:35I don't want what happened last week, as far as the teams.
09:37You know, somebody outshining me, and I would really love to win this.
09:40Just to prove it to myself.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Winning a being pretty challenge, I get it.
09:44That's what I do.
09:45Being funny and showing that I've grown would mean even more to me.
09:49You know how to fucking do that shit.
09:50Oh, girl.
09:52Katya is Ginger Min.
09:54Hi.
09:55Don't walk that path.
09:56I have asthma.
09:57So today we have a coaching session with Ross Matthews and special guest Chelsea Peretti,
10:01who is hilarious.
10:02I love her.
10:04Good evening, everybody.
10:05My name is Ekaterina Petrovna-Zamlouchkova.
10:06I flew here all the way from Russia, and boy are my arms, covered in track marks.
10:12That's funny.
10:13And I flew here in first class, because unlike some,
10:16I actually made it to the top three of season seven.
10:18All right, stop.
10:19What is the idea?
10:20So it's like we're friends, but I'm like, I'm the Russian hooker,
10:24and she's the southern country bale.
10:26We kind of based it on the fact that a lot of fans were saying to her,
10:29why are you friends with Ginger?
10:30She's a bitch.
10:31You should explain that.
10:32Yeah, like people think we wouldn't be friends,
10:33because I'm a this and I'm a that.
10:35So that'll really set the stage of who you are.
10:37As different as those two things can be.
10:39As different as those things can be.
10:40No, no, I'm just saying.
10:43I'm so grateful to be going into this challenge with Katya.
10:46This is just the pairing that I need for a successful week for me.
10:52My name is Lydia Ladybitz.
10:54And I'm Beatrice Backdoor.
10:55Bea and I met at our friend Patty's pooches with prolapse garden party last year.
11:00Everyone was wearing pink socks.
11:01Mm-hmm, yes.
11:02The assholes were out.
11:04I took the whole family to Key West.
11:06Isn't that the gayest place on earth?
11:07I got to learn a lot about the Key West culture.
11:09Like what?
11:10They love AIDS.
11:12What, what, what?
11:13Lemon AIDS, lime AIDS, orange AIDS.
11:16Hearing AIDS?
11:16Of course.
11:17Oh, okay.
11:18Maybe.
11:19Maybe.
11:19It's a risk.
11:20It is.
11:21There is a lot of crassness going on here.
11:23Yeah, I think you should lean into the socialite thing a little bit more.
11:25Because it's the same note over and over of how can I gross you out.
11:30Okay.
11:32Choices.
11:33I've got a lot on the line here.
11:34I don't want my failure on Snatch Game to be my defining moment in this competition.
11:39So, we really have to work this one out.
11:42Girl, there's nothing going on out here, honey.
11:45I'm so glad that I got you in time, though.
11:46Girl, in time for what?
11:48Mama, did you forget of your audition today?
11:51I'm planning on leaving this life behind me.
11:53You should let me do your makeup.
11:54You do that for me?
11:55Time out.
11:56So, that's great.
11:57Okay.
11:57But you got to make it funny.
12:00Okay.
12:01Let's just go with it.
12:02But I can't go with it if I don't know where I'm going.
12:05Okay.
12:06School of the original.
12:07Whatever you say.
12:09How's that singing career going?
12:10Uh-uh.
12:12Meet me jumping from car to car.
12:17Whoa, whoa.
12:18I think I got something.
12:19Oh, what's this?
12:20It's a key.
12:20Since you can't seem to find one.
12:23Oh.
12:23Okay.
12:24That's good.
12:24That's a joke.
12:25Oh, my God.
12:25You need jokes.
12:27I'm not Bianca Del Rio.
12:29You know, this stuff just doesn't come out of my mouth.
12:31Somebody's going to be leaving and somebody's going to be returning.
12:33There's a lot of pressure now.
12:38Okay.
12:39I can tell Fifi ain't all there right now.
12:41And I think that fight with Alyssa is still on Fifi's mind.
12:44Let it go.
12:46Can we talk?
12:47Mm-hmm.
12:49Like, when I said last week, it was just how I was feeling in that moment.
12:52The only thing that bothered me is, like, I've never been one to, like, throw people under the bus.
12:58When, in fact, people in your season, that's exactly what they said you did the whole season.
13:02No, actually, if you ask everybody, and they admit it, even Alaska, that Sharon threw me under the bus.
13:07I didn't throw anybody under the bus.
13:08Here's my thing.
13:09If someone's going to own up to be in the bitch role, just be unapologetic.
13:12But that's not what my intentions were.
13:14But you were the name calling.
13:15You called me a victim.
13:16Okay.
13:16Well, from my side, that's what it looked like.
13:18And you know what?
13:19The costume thing, let's be real.
13:20Have they not said already before, like, it's okay because it's you.
13:22You can fart on stage, and they're just going to be like, oh, it's okay, it's you.
13:26But let's be real.
13:27We all got different drags.
13:29Alaska's drag wouldn't look good on me.
13:30I'm not saying that.
13:30But your drag wouldn't look good on me.
13:32I feel like my words are kind of twisted.
13:34That's not what I mean.
13:35I think Fifi is so talented.
13:37But she is spending so much time second-guessing everything she does.
13:41Is it going to be liked?
13:42Is the fans going to receive it?
13:43Is she getting a redemption story?
13:45Girl, breathe and let it go.
13:47Because all that matters is you just being you and showing your creativity.
13:52Look, we can squash it, girl.
13:53I love what you do.
13:54So I'm like, I don't want to sit here and fight with you.
13:57Don't give me a hug.
14:00This is stupid, and I'm glad it's squashed.
14:01And I'm glad that we were able to find, like, this happy medium.
14:04Like, we can agree to disagree.
14:08I get away from my station.
14:10That hug was like Obama hugging Donald Trump.
14:13Uh-uh.
14:14I ain't buying it.
14:17Coming up.
14:17This one right here has more fish than an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.
14:21I'm sure you know all about the buffet, you know, because you're fat.
14:25But I'm not gonna find something.
14:54It's a matter of fact.
14:55And tonight, the whole family is back together.
15:00This week, we challenged our all-stars to perform stand-up comedy
15:04in front of an audience overflowing with drag race royalty.
15:10And tonight, the returning queens have a chance to earn their way back into the competition.
15:17Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
15:26Hello, everybody!
15:30Hi, everybody!
15:31Well, I'm going to be your hostess and emcee.
15:34I'm just going to start off with saying I'm sorry.
15:37So, how many of you all saw season five? Season five of RuPaul's Drag Race?
15:41You saw the roast? Yeah, I sucked.
15:43I sucked more than Michelle Visage at a truck stop with a glory hole, right?
15:48So, listen, I'm here, you know, just struggling.
15:51Another thing I struggle with is my weight. Anybody struggle with weight?
15:53Woo!
15:55Yeah, girl, I mean, I just don't know how to get rid of those extra pounds.
15:58And these damn airports, you know, the bags can only be 50 pounds.
16:01And it costs a lot of money to look this cheap, you know?
16:05But I'm so excited. Are you all ready for some real comedy?
16:08Yes!
16:10Because I'm dying up here, ladies and gentlemen.
16:12No, I'm not the funniest.
16:15You killed that one, sis!
16:18First up out of the gate, besides myself, is these two girls.
16:21One thing that they do love is the color orange.
16:24Coco Montrese and Phoebe O'Hara!
16:31Hey, Daddy!
16:33Oh, my God, Coquita! There you are!
16:36Yes!
16:36How's everything out here on the strip tonight?
16:38Oh, girl, it ain't going too good, honey.
16:40The last joint I sat on, woo!
16:42I had Mexican food.
16:43It wasn't that good.
16:45Oh, man, I'm so sorry to hear that.
16:46But I have a little favor to ask of you.
16:48What you want, girl?
16:49Think you could do my makeup?
16:50Stay down. I got my good stuff.
16:51Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
16:52You know, every time I'm on, like, your social medias and stuff?
16:55Mm-hmm.
16:56I'm always looking at your pictures and I'm like,
16:58oh, my God, no filters.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:01Okay, well, first tell me, what is the first step in this, you know, Coquita makeup tutorial?
17:05First, you got to take that bag of cheesy chips, girl.
17:08Okay, okay.
17:09Fresh it up real good.
17:11Okay, okay.
17:12Then you got to just take it and beat that face.
17:16I mean, girl, you got to beat it, beat it like you stole something.
17:20So what's this audition for, anyway?
17:22Oh, well, I'm going to be an actress.
17:24Girl, I hope it's not a musical.
17:25You know, any instrument you play, you got to blow.
17:28Oh, that's not true, mama.
17:30I've been writing a lot of stuff.
17:32Jump in a car.
17:34And jump out.
17:36The cops will come and put their hands on the hood.
17:38Oh, girl, hold on, hold on.
17:38Cops will come and put your hands on the hood.
17:39Hold on, girl.
17:40I got something for you.
17:41Oh, what's this?
17:42I got some, a key.
17:42A key?
17:43Because you can't seem to find one, girl.
17:46Coco and Fifi are not so much doing a comedy routine,
17:50but a live action, off, off, off, off Broadway theater production of Hooker's at the Point.
17:56Coming up, Alyssa, describe Michelle Visage in one word.
18:00Go.
18:02First!
18:12There!
18:13What seems to be going on?
18:17So, Roxy was bombing up here, so yeah, she asked me to come and finish the show for her.
18:20You don't want to see any more of her, right?
18:22My name is Tasha Shallad.
18:24I was on season five of RuPaul's Drag Race.
18:26Do you remember?
18:27I'm so excited to be here.
18:29I just got off the best Italian vacation.
18:31I was over in the beautiful Thousand Island on a beautiful ranch.
18:36And let me tell you, I flew in just to try and save her ass.
18:40Are you ready for some more comedy?
18:41Are you ready?
18:41Are you ready?
18:42Are you ready?
18:43Ladies and gentlemen, she is the blue cheese till the other ones crumbles.
18:46Make some noise!
18:48This is Alyssa Edwards in the last time!
18:55My name is Alyssa Edwards, and this definitely ain't nobody's secret that this gig-a-rama
19:06is completely full of buffoonery, wriggery, and straight-up tomfoolery.
19:16Totally.
19:20Alyssa, we're in the company of some amazing queens tonight.
19:25Where?
19:29Ouch.
19:31Detox and Tatiana are here.
19:33The Heels Have Eyes, part two of the remix.
19:39Bam.
19:43Alyssa, describe Michelle Visage in one word.
19:46Go.
19:48Beast!
19:55Burn.
19:59Alyssa, I want to thank you so much for being my partner tonight.
20:03Don't worry.
20:04If drag doesn't work out, you'll always have something to fall back on.
20:08Your back rolls.
20:14These next two girls, let me tell you, they are so nutty.
20:17Besides walnuts and almonds, these are my favorite nuts, ladies and gentlemen.
20:21Make some noise!
20:22This is Ginger Minj and Katia!
20:29Not the first time she's gotten clapped from a room full of people.
20:33Well, hey, y'all!
20:34How are you?
20:36You know, I'm so excited to be here tonight sharing the stage with my BFF, Katia.
20:42Now, I know most of you might be sitting out there asking yourself,
20:45Self?
20:46That's what you say.
20:47You say, Self?
20:48Now, how does a delicate, petite, little cross-dresser for Christ
20:52become best friends with a disease-riddled, low-rent Russian whore?
20:57You see, I spend most of my time on my back while she tries to find someone to shave hers.
21:04It's funny, because it's true.
21:06Seriously, this one right here has more fish than an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.
21:10That's funny, Ginger.
21:12I'm sure you know all about the buffet, you know, because you're fat.
21:16Shut up!
21:17I will turn you into immigration, Balky, alright?
21:20But through it all, we have plunged headfirst into the most beautiful friendship.
21:24And we have never looked back.
21:26Mostly because she doesn't have a neck and she can't really turn her head.
21:29Thank you all so much, good night!
21:31No, bitch, get back here, I got asthma, but I will catch you!
21:35Ladies and gentlemen, do I look a little slimmer to you?
21:38Like I lost some weight?
21:39Do you want to know my secret?
21:41I started using light dressing.
21:44Get it?
21:45We got it, girl.
21:46We got it.
21:48Okay, next up, well, one of these girls, she is so fishy.
21:51She is the sardines and Caesar dressing.
21:54The other girl prefers uncut carrots in her salad.
21:57Make some noise, this is Detox and Topsy-Anna!
22:01Yeah!
22:02Yeah!
22:05My name is Lady of Ladybitch!
22:07And I'm Beatrice Back Door!
22:09Thank you all so much for coming to tonight's event.
22:12It's a benefit for babies battling bulimia.
22:15And I already see there's a family of beautiful, bitter bitches already here hitting the buff face!
22:20Me and I met last year at Patty's Pooches with Prolapsed Garden Party.
22:24We did.
22:25The rose buds were in full bloom.
22:27The assholes were out.
22:29Literally.
22:31Especially this one's date.
22:33Date?
22:33I came alone.
22:35You came with Carlos the Gardener.
22:39For what?
22:39You were blowing saliva water balloons.
22:43I know you guys are here, giving your time and your money to this lovely benefit for
22:47teeny tiny, teeny tiny tots.
22:48But I just want to know when you're going to have some teeny tiny tots of your own there,
22:51B.
22:52I've always wanted some.
22:53My doctor keeps telling me that my testis, that my ovaries are just getting in the way.
22:58You know, I've always wanted to tell you something.
23:01There's a secret behind the woman that you see here today.
23:03Oh, no.
23:04Is there really?
23:05Oh, this is hard for me to tell.
23:06It's okay, sir.
23:07Spit it out.
23:07No matter what you're about to tell me, you will always be, in my eyes, my best girlfriend.
23:12You see, I used to have braces.
23:17You are incredible, B.
23:19We'll see you next year.
23:20Oh, no.
23:21That Sally Field that cut and lied to me about the Boniva.
23:24Come on, Boniva.
23:24That's the way.
23:26Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the show, say yeah.
23:30We want to thank you guys for coming out tonight.
23:32And if you can't laugh at yourself, how in the hell are you going to laugh at somebody
23:35else?
23:35Can I get an amen?
23:36Amen!
23:37Good night.
23:39Coming up, your punchlines were there and you delivered them.
23:42I didn't want it to end.
23:43It was work.
23:45I didn't.
23:51Welcome, all stars.
23:52It's time for the judges' critiques.
23:56Starting with Roxy Andrews.
23:58During the show, I thought your entrance was strong, and then it was like someone took the
24:02needle off the record with a glory hole, right?
24:05And some of the jokes just didn't land.
24:06Then you enlisted the help of Tasha Salad, which you get kudos for, but you were the
24:10only one who was solo.
24:11You really could have stolen the show from everybody.
24:15Up next, Coco Montrese and Fifi O'Hare.
24:18Coco, I think your makeup looks fantastic, and Fifi, I turn up for anybody with a shenanay
24:22nail.
24:24I will say, you had some funny jokes in there, but for me it turned into like a scene study
24:30instead of a comedy routine.
24:32Yeah, we wanted to go a different amount, like that SNL skit type of thing instead of just
24:35stand-up.
24:36I get it, but it turned into more of like an after-school special.
24:40Okay.
24:41Up next, Alyssa Edwards and Alaska.
24:44I thought the two of you probably worked together the best as a team.
24:48Alyssa, you are comedy gold.
24:49All you have to do is go...
24:51and purse your lips, and I'm entertained.
24:54In Alaska, smartly, I think you didn't let Alyssa steal the show.
24:58You know, you had me trained to look back to you for that zinger.
25:00I mean, this is a show I would pay to see.
25:02Up next, Ginger Minj and Katya.
25:05I liked your relationship as partners.
25:08You had some good zingers, but I think you were so focused on the competition part of
25:11it, I wish I would have seen a little more joy.
25:13Just, it was work.
25:15Katya, this jacket is giving me everything that I could possibly need from 1983.
25:20It's giving me shingles.
25:22But there's no relationship between the two of you.
25:24Even if there would have been one piece of teal on Katya, or one piece of black on Ginger,
25:28something to sort of say like, hey, we're a team.
25:30Up next, Tatiana and D. Talks.
25:33I would like to start by saying you made my face hurt from laughing and smiling, and
25:36that is a feat because I haven't felt anything on my face in years.
25:41Tatiana, you gave us that ditzy Stepford Wife fundraiser, which I loved.
25:44And D, the character of Lydia is so funny, and you had so many jokes, but you almost
25:49couldn't hear him because of the accent you were putting on.
25:51But your punchlines were there.
25:53You believed them, and you delivered them.
25:54The material, the delivery, the wardrobe, I didn't want it to end.
25:59Thank you, ladies.
26:00I think we've heard enough.
26:02Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.
26:07Alyssa Edwards and Alaska.
26:10Tatiana and Detox.
26:12You are the top all-stars of the week.
26:17You've each won a couture gown from S&L Designs, designed by Sasha Loren, valued at $2,000.
26:28Katya, you are safe.
26:32That means Roxy Andrews and Fifi O'Hara.
26:36You are the bottom two of the week.
26:41Ginger Minge, Coco Montries, I'm afraid we must say goodbye once again.
26:48When it hits me that I do not get to come back to the competition, it hurts.
26:53It's not an easy pill to swallow, to be told, thanks, you did a great job, now go home again.
27:00Alyssa and Tatiana, as the returning queens, you'll lip-sync for $10,000 the power to eliminate one of the
27:08bottom queens and the right to return to the competition.
27:14So, while you queens deliberate in the workroom, the judges and I will do some scrapbooking.
27:22Thank you, ladies.
27:23You may leave the stage.
27:27So, girl, why don't you go ahead and sell yourself?
27:29I don't want to sell myself.
27:30I really respect the both of you.
27:32And if you win the lip-sync, choose how you feel fit.
27:34And if you win the lip-sync, choose how you feel fit.
27:36Yeah, you'd rather have your work speak for you.
27:38I respect that.
27:38I'm just saying, I'm going to beg.
27:41I am not too proud to beg for $100,000.
27:43I'm not that girl.
27:44Okay, well, you know what?
27:45The girl that I am is not going to beg somebody.
27:49I don't really get why explaining to someone why you should stay in this competition would be considered begging.
27:54You got to let a bitch know why you should stay.
27:56That's completely ego-talking.
27:58Everybody knows, obviously, I'll say whatever the fuck I want to say.
28:01You do, yeah.
28:02And my real feelings is I don't feel I need to beg.
28:06I'm going to be honest with you.
28:07To me, if I was a fan, you know what I would say?
28:09Is she fucking in it to win it?
28:10If that's what you're questioning, bitch, I want to be here.
28:13I don't feel I need to kiss anybody's butt to stay here.
28:15Because if you look me in the eyes, you would see that I have fire and passion for this competition.
28:20I want to tell you, though, I know last week we were heated with each other.
28:23Yeah.
28:24I celebrate what you do.
28:26And I wish you luck, girl.
28:26May the best woman win.
28:27True.
28:28Like Bruce says, you know, no tea.
28:31I'm not holding a grudge against Stevie when I'm deliberating.
28:33I'm definitely going to take into consideration the consistency level, the critiques, and how
28:37well they sell their self to me.
28:39Girl, I'm going to keep it real with you.
28:40Last night when I walked from that door to get that trophy, I didn't come here for that
28:44trophy.
28:45You didn't either.
28:50Roxie, girl, you can sit over there and own that to this group.
28:53Just let's all stand up and fight for it and say, I want to be here.
28:57I do.
28:58Do you want to be here, Roxie, in the top three?
29:00More than anything I can ever explain to you right now.
29:03And I'm going to keep it real with you.
29:04You had the hardest job.
29:05You didn't even have a second opinion to ask, is this a good act?
29:10Here's the thing.
29:11They both fit in the bottom.
29:12They both won.
29:13Roxie's also won one of the lip syncs.
29:15It's hard making this deliberation.
29:17I have a connection with both these two gals.
29:19And we've shared this experience.
29:21We've traveled together.
29:22We've performed together.
29:24But I understand the responsibility of this competition.
29:28So how's it going?
29:30How are you feeling?
29:32Alyssa and I had a talk and she was like, do you want to be here?
29:34And I was like, yes, of course.
29:35Obviously, I fucking want to be here.
29:36At the same time, I don't want to beg.
29:37I was only in the bottom once.
29:39And every week, I've been getting better and better and better.
29:41And I won last week.
29:42I think, honestly, I fucking killed it tonight.
29:44So I was like, all right, we did it.
29:45Yeah.
29:47Well, I'm glad you're on the top again.
29:48You guys are funny up there.
29:48I was worried about the detox thing.
29:51I'm going to be honest with you.
29:52It was really hard to hear what detox was saying because of the accent.
29:55Well, what are you trying to do there, girl?
29:57It was really good.
29:58But like, you couldn't hear anything that detox was saying.
30:01But she told detox, you were funny, but Tatiana wasn't very funny.
30:05Ooh, bitch.
30:07Fifi is playing a little motherfucking game.
30:09You better be changing.
30:10Oh, I will.
30:11Yeah.
30:11Trust and believe.
30:12Do it.
30:13Hey, I totally enjoy Fifi.
30:15She's become a really good friend.
30:17But if you're going to play a game, girl, play it right.
30:22These pinking shears are amazing.
30:24Oh, my God, that's gorgeous.
30:25Does anybody have another furry ball?
30:28Not one that I can detach.
30:30Silence.
30:32Bring back my girls.
30:38I'm real close to just pulling an eeny, meeny, miny, moe, to be honest with you.
30:44It really ended up being a neck-and-neck decision for me.
30:51I've done wait it all out, and I know the decision I'm going to make.
30:54And I'm going to stand by it.
31:08Welcome back, ladies.
31:10Two top all-stars stand before me.
31:14Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and the power to give one of the bottom
31:22queens the chop.
31:26But, most importantly, the winner will earn the right to return to the competition.
31:33The time has come for you to not only lip-sync for your legacy, but to lip-sync for your
31:43life.
31:45Oh, my God, I've been saying that!
31:48Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
31:54I've been looking for a driver who was qualified, so if you think that you're the one stepping to my
32:00right, I'm a fine-toned supersonic speed machine.
32:04Well, let's turn on top, and against the links.
32:08My hand is ready to explode, so stop me up and watch me down, down, down.
32:14Yeah, the way you want to go, if you know where to lead, better ride that's smoother than a limousine.
32:20Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lies?
32:23If you can, baby, boy, then we can go online.
32:26That's zero to sixty, three point five.
32:30Baby, you got the keys.
32:33Shut up and drive, drive, drive.
32:36Let's get ready to get that, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't stop.
32:41It's a short shot, so step inside and drive, drive, drive.
32:45Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.
32:48Drive, drive, drive, drive.
32:50Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.
32:56No more than me
32:57Better ride that's smoother than a limousine
33:01Zero to sixty
33:02Three point five
33:04Baby you got the keys
33:06Shut up and drive
33:09Shut up and drive
33:11Shut up and drive
33:17Wow
33:24Ladies
33:25I've made my decision
33:29Tatiana
33:31You're a winner baby
33:35All those good feelings
33:37I'm feeling all of those
33:44And Alyssa Edwards
33:46You are also a winner baby
33:51We're going to do it
33:56Conjagulations you are both back in the competition
33:59Only
33:59What?
34:01I'm giving you each a tip of five thousand dollars
34:04Thank you
34:05And you both earn the power
34:08To eliminate
34:11One of the bottom two
34:14So you mean to tell me
34:16If one of them's got my lipstick
34:18And one of them's got Fifi's
34:20We're both going home
34:24With great power
34:26Comes great responsibility
34:28Alyssa
34:29Which queen have you chosen
34:32To get the chop?
34:34I think you're both great
34:36Entertainers
34:37And competitors
34:38However
34:39Tonight
34:42I chose Fifi O'Hara
34:43To go home
34:46Tatiana
34:47This was a really difficult
34:49Decision to make
34:51But with that said
34:52I went with
34:56Fifi O'Hara
34:58As it is written
35:00So it shall be done
35:01Fifi O'Hara
35:02You are an all star
35:04Now
35:06Sashay away
35:09I love you
35:10Fuck them bitches up
35:13Thank you
35:15That's great
35:17Bye
35:17Love you
35:24I want a second
35:25Yes
35:25Yeah of course
35:26Yeah
35:27Fifi I tried to hug you though
35:29You know what
35:29It's always okay
35:30To make mistakes
35:31And just know that
35:31You can always grow from them
35:32It's never the end
35:34You can always start over
35:35Love you all
35:36Fifi O'Hara
35:37Jump in a car
35:43Honestly I don't feel
35:44I deserve to be eliminated
35:46Tatiana's decision
35:47She hasn't been here
35:48So it doesn't really surprise me
35:49But Alyssa yeah
35:51I mean it's kind of hypocritical
35:52She always tells people
35:53It's about consistency
35:54And then you're gonna
35:55Get rid of me
35:55When I've only been
35:56In the bottom once
35:56Roxy three times
35:57But you know what
35:58Let's be real
35:58I fucking killed it
35:59Do I get this
36:00I could at least sell this thing
36:01For like ten thousand dollars
36:08Condraculations all stars
36:09Now remember
36:10If you can't love yourself
36:12How in the hell
36:13You gonna love somebody else
36:14Can I get an amen in here
36:15Amen
36:15Amen
36:16Now let the music play
36:18vamos Bye
36:18쏟i
36:19B Bye Bye