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00:08We're back in the workroom today and Mimi and Pandora are gone.
00:11Well, we survived week one, barely, for us.
00:15Did they let you have it, girl?
00:16Yeah, they let us have it, bitch.
00:17Did you think you deserved to be in the bottom, too?
00:19No.
00:21Well, I mean, this is just a little bump in the road.
00:23When you land in the bottom, it's kind of landing in the gutter.
00:26We've got to claw our way back up the ladder.
00:27Do you guys think Mimi deserved to go home?
00:30She didn't even deserve to be here.
00:31Oh, and there's the tea.
00:33Cheers.
00:34Mimi is not an all-star to me.
00:36So Pandora gave up.
00:37She gave up the minute she was partnered with Mimi.
00:39That pairing could have been the bomb.
00:42Because they are both brilliant in their own way.
00:45I love Pandora, but when you give up, you go home.
00:49Congratulations to you ladies for winning the first challenge.
00:52Bitch, we won.
00:53We're now the team to beat.
00:54You know, the thing is, they've added another letter to this.
00:58You have to work well with your partner.
00:59Correct.
01:00Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, talent, and synergy.
01:03I love synergy.
01:07Ooh!
01:09Girl, you got she-mail.
01:11Hey, all-stars.
01:13A drag queen walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.
01:16The bartender says,
01:18Wow!
01:18Where'd you get that?
01:19And the parrot says,
01:21In West Hollywood, they're everywhere.
01:24But seriously, folks.
01:26A Hall of Famer needs to be able to throw a punchline
01:28and really stick it to the competition.
01:31Just remember, she who laughs last probably didn't get the joke in the first place.
01:36Sorry, Jiggly.
01:39Yes!
01:41Hello, hello, hello!
01:44Good morning, all-stars.
01:46Good morning, Rue.
01:47Now, for today's mini-challenge, we're going to play a game
01:51to find out how well you newlyweds really know each other.
01:57Hey, queens, where do you like to have fun?
02:00In the butt-roo.
02:02Welcome to In the Butt-roo.
02:04That's hashtag in the butt-roo.
02:07Now, earlier, we separated our queens
02:09and asked them a series of probing questions.
02:12Let's see how well you can predict how your partner will answer.
02:16The team with the most matches wins.
02:18Let's start with Rujubee.
02:20Raven, who will Jujubee say has a tighter tuck?
02:24You or Jujubee?
02:25Me.
02:26Jujubee said...
02:28Raven does.
02:28All right, it's a match.
02:30All right, Latrilla.
02:32Latrice, what kind of boy underwear does Manila prefer to wear?
02:36I'm going to say boxer briefs.
02:39All right.
02:39Manila said...
02:41An itsy-pitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini.
02:45Sexy, sexy, sexy.
02:48Next up, Jarlexis.
02:50All right, Alexis.
02:51Same question.
02:52She likes to wear women's panties.
02:55Pantaletas.
02:56Panties!
02:58We got them mad.
03:00Next up, brown flowers.
03:02Tammy Brown.
03:03Same question.
03:03We have to sniff the flowers.
03:09She likes to wear grass.
03:11Grass underwear?
03:12Grass underwear, because it's always green.
03:14Huh.
03:15Tammy, back to Earth, Mama.
03:17Come back to Earth.
03:18Nina said...
03:21Boxers.
03:21Boxers.
03:22Huh.
03:22Not a match.
03:23Jujubee?
03:24Same question.
03:25She doesn't wear underwear.
03:26She goes commando.
03:27I can see the bulge.
03:28Okay.
03:28And Raven said...
03:30Nice.
03:34The Devil Wears Nada.
03:36We got a match.
03:38All right.
03:38Next question.
03:39Latrice.
03:40What is Manila's favorite RuPaul song?
03:43Oh, jeez.
03:45Um...
03:46I'm gonna say, don't be jealous of my boogie.
03:48Manila says...
03:49I like the classics.
03:52Supermodel of the world.
03:53Oh, wow.
03:54Not a match.
03:54Come girl.
03:55But I see you two are really in sync, aren't ya?
04:01Next up, Chad.
04:03All right, Chad.
04:03When sleeping in a bunk bed, does Chanel prefer to be on top, on the bottom, or is she versatile?
04:10It's been so long.
04:13I would say Chanel likes to be on top.
04:16And Chanel said...
04:17You know me way too well, darling.
04:20We've got a match.
04:21All right.
04:22Same question.
04:22Tammy Brown.
04:23Well, Nina likes to climb up the stairs and go down the stairs and get under the sheets,
04:27and she's very versatile.
04:28All right.
04:29Nina says...
04:31Oh, my God.
04:33Darling, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
04:36That's why I did brown flowers.
04:42I'm afraid we're out of time.
04:45That means rujabee.
04:46You've won.
04:49Oh, pit crew.
04:50Show them what they've won.
04:53God.
04:54Frock it to them.
04:56Two creamy pies.
05:03All right, ladies.
05:04A pie in the face is the perfect segue.
05:08Because for this week's all-star challenge, you'll be starring in the most she-larious show on television.
05:14RuPaul's Gaffin.
05:17As comedy duos, you'll be performing and writing original jokes for a classic-style sketch show.
05:24And here's the really fun part.
05:26You'll be appearing doing your best celebrity impersonation.
05:30And we'll be joined on the show by our extra-special guest judge, Vicki Lawrence as Mama.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38I love Vicki Lawrence.
05:39I grew up on Mama's Family.
05:41That's classic comedy.
05:42Gentlemen, start your engines.
05:45And may the best women win.
05:49We have more than our work cut out for us for this challenge.
05:51We have to come up with a lot of jokes and then perform them while doing celebrity impersonations.
05:56The pressure is on.
05:58I'm gonna do Bea Arthur.
05:59Do you know who you're gonna do?
06:00I think I'd be a really funny Nicki Minaj.
06:03You doubt it?
06:04I kinda do.
06:05Well, who would you see?
06:07You need to do one of your voices.
06:09I can do a friend dresser.
06:10She's funny.
06:11She's funny, but are you gonna be funny doing her?
06:15I'm gonna do Tammy Faye Messner.
06:19What's the name of your celebrity again?
06:21Oh, Tammy Faye Messner.
06:22Tammy Faye Messner.
06:24Faye Messner.
06:26I've been doing La Lupe.
06:28La Lupe.
06:30La Lupe.
06:30La Lupe.
06:31La Lupe.
06:32Tammy and Nina haven't heard of each other's celebrity.
06:35So, we're gonna see how that works out.
06:37Who are you gonna be?
06:38I think I'm gonna be Madonna.
06:39I think there's more you I can work with.
06:41Now, I was tossed up between Oprah and Della, but like...
06:45And I think there's probably more you can work with with Oprah.
06:48Deep fried butter!
06:53Oprah and Madonna.
06:56We're about to turn it.
06:58You come up with this one.
06:59I'm trying to.
07:00I can't do it.
07:01Girl, I'm a funny bitch, but I don't write no jokes.
07:03What is a joke we can say about Alexis or Yara?
07:10We are both funny people, but when we have to write something and actually come up with material, it's a
07:16little tricky.
07:17You know what we can do?
07:18Well, Alexis looks like the predator and Yara looks like she's wearing poodles on her head.
07:24Writing jokes is not easy.
07:27No.
07:28At all.
07:29Okay, now I'm worried.
07:33Coming up.
07:34Have you ever written jokes before?
07:36I just sing songs and people laugh.
07:37Sounds hilarious.
07:38Are you able to tell jokes?
07:46Today, our main challenge is to do celebrity impersonations in RuPaul's Gaffin variety show.
07:51So let's start with our Rue joke.
07:53So there's three parts of this challenge.
07:55There's our cocktail party routine with Vicky Lawrence, Miss Mama, and the Howdy Rue segment with Rue, and the joke
08:01wall segment.
08:02There's a lot of pressure on us.
08:04It's really nerve-wracking.
08:06Okay, so here we go.
08:08What do you got?
08:09Agacharo.
08:09I'm going to do Shakira.
08:11Cuchy, cuchy, and the heaps don't like.
08:13We have to come out with an intro joke.
08:14It could be this.
08:16Shakira, you came from Colombia.
08:18Where did Shara come from?
08:20She was with me.
08:22You got a new goat?
08:24I thought they have steamers here.
08:28Listen, I have this one in Spanish, but you have to translate it.
08:30Is it raining up there?
08:32No, why?
08:33And why are you dropping off of this fango?
08:35Working with Yara in this challenge is like working with a crazy, hyperactive little kid.
08:40You know, paying attention to me.
08:41I need you to concentrate.
08:42I'm starting to sweat.
08:44Hello, hello, hello.
08:46Hi.
08:47Is it getting sketchy in here, or is it just me?
08:51Latrilla.
08:52Hi.
08:53How's it going?
08:54It's going.
08:55Manila, who are you going to be?
08:57Madonna.
08:57You know, she's getting a little more Asian these days, right?
09:00Who isn't, darling?
09:01Now, do you think Madonna's funny?
09:02Hell yeah.
09:03She's hilarious.
09:04She has a gap in her tooth.
09:05Oh, yeah.
09:06I mean, that's pretty damn funny, right?
09:06Sure.
09:07It's a laugh riot.
09:10Latrice, what character are you doing?
09:12I can just say one thing.
09:14Deep fried butter!
09:18Is that Paula Deen?
09:21No, but Oprah loves deep fried butter, too.
09:23Oh, Oprah Winfrey.
09:25Have you ever done Oprah before?
09:27Never.
09:27Never.
09:27First time.
09:29Why did you choose her?
09:30Since the children are calling me Oprah, I might as well go ahead and get in character.
09:34Yes.
09:35There's a lot of material to work with.
09:37All right, kids.
09:38You got your work cut out for you.
09:39I'm going to let you get back to it.
09:40Bye, Ro.
09:42Shara and Alexa.
09:44Hello.
09:45Have you decided who your celebrity's going to be?
09:47We're going by Shakira and Shara.
09:50Now, how are you going to make Shakira funny?
09:51I'm just going to be very crazy and I'm going to give you her voice.
09:55Oh!
09:57Sounds like a goat to me.
10:00Shara, how are you going to play Shara?
10:02Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie.
10:04Oh, okay.
10:05Now, of course, comedy is all about timing.
10:09And you have a little issue with the language.
10:11Are you good at telling jokes in English?
10:15People underestimate us because we have a background in another language.
10:19That's actually something that we use in our advantage.
10:21Listen, I hear you.
10:22It's just the timing thing has got to be on point.
10:25We're not going to hold anything in and we're going all out.
10:28All right.
10:28Knock it out of the park.
10:29Bam.
10:31Raven Juju Bee.
10:33Hi, Mama.
10:34Who are you going to be?
10:34Bea Arthur.
10:35Now, why'd you pick Bea Arthur?
10:37I think she is brilliant.
10:39And she can land a punchline.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Even just with a look.
10:43Yeah.
10:43What about you, Juju?
10:44I decided on Fran Drescher.
10:46Let me hear you do Fran Drescher.
10:48Very good.
10:49Now, are you afraid that you won't be able to translate your natural humor into this challenge?
10:54A little.
10:55But we've been coming up with some stuff that we find very funny.
10:57Would you try one on me?
10:58Hey Bea, what's the difference between Pandora Box and a clown?
11:01Clowns wear more makeup and they're more entertaining.
11:05Oh, are you done?
11:06Uh-uh.
11:08Oh, did Rue just clock us?
11:09Well, you know, it's early.
11:11He wasn't in character voice.
11:13Listen, I'm going to let you get to work because you got your work cut out for you.
11:16Yes.
11:16Yes.
11:17All right.
11:17Get to work.
11:18Yes.
11:18Bye.
11:20Chanel and Chad.
11:21Hey, Rue.
11:22So who are y'all doing?
11:23Lucy.
11:24Lucille Ball?
11:25The queen of comedy?
11:26Yes.
11:28That's very funny.
11:29What about you, Chad?
11:30Are we going to get a Cher?
11:31No.
11:32No, no, no.
11:32We already did Cher and I'm going to do Bette Davis.
11:34Yes.
11:34I love it.
11:35What.
11:35A.
11:37Dump.
11:39Now, what era of Bette Davis are you going to do?
11:41Are you going to do Beyond the Forest?
11:42Are you going to do...
11:43All About Eve.
11:44Oh, that is the golden era of Bette Davis.
11:46That's quintessential Bette Davis.
11:48Have you ever written comedy before?
11:49Me and Chanel are both good on a microphone.
11:51She's really good at ad-libbing.
11:52But, you know, landing a joke is a little different from just ad-libbing.
11:57And you all were bottom two the last show.
12:00We were bottoming out.
12:00Yes.
12:01Yes, ma'am.
12:03No, it just goes to show you that with all stars, one teeny tiny misstep and you could
12:07be in the bottom two.
12:08Yeah, there's a lot of fierce bitches up in here.
12:10All right.
12:11I'll see you out there.
12:12All right.
12:12All right.
12:13All right.
12:15Hey, what's up, brown flowers?
12:17Hey, Rude.
12:17What celebrities are you doing?
12:19I'm doing the queen of Latin soul, La Lupe.
12:23Oh, wow.
12:23What is La Lupe's claim to fame?
12:26La Lupe was Cuban.
12:27Yeah.
12:28And she was banished from her country by the government.
12:32And what's really ironic is that she vanished from the musical industry because of her drug
12:38abuse.
12:38Now ensues the hilarity.
12:41But she was really funny.
12:43Her English was tragic.
12:46I guess the challenge is going to be the fact that most of our audience doesn't know
12:51who she is.
12:52Who are you doing?
12:53I'm going to do Tammy Faye Messner.
12:55Yes.
12:57Well, how long has it been since we've seen each other?
13:00How are you at telling jokes?
13:02Do you have comedy in your routine?
13:04No, I just sing songs and people laugh.
13:06Are you able to tell jokes?
13:08No, I don't tell jokes.
13:10Girl.
13:11I just want to sing songs and dance around and people laugh.
13:14Well, that's cute, but that's not what the challenge calls for, is it?
13:17This isn't something that I normally do, write jokes, so I don't give a hoot.
13:22I'm not going to worry.
13:23I'm going to rely on my natural ability to make people laugh.
13:25A political refugee and a Tammy Faye who doesn't tell jokes.
13:29I cannot wait.
13:30I'm very excited.
13:33All right.
13:35Now listen up, all stars.
13:37Tomorrow, in addition to Vicki Lawrence, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge,
13:43Cougar Town's Busy Phillips.
13:45Ooh.
13:46I think Busy Phillips is adorable and I absolutely love her.
13:49Ladies, I have a joke for you.
13:51Knock, knock.
13:51Who's there?
13:52I don't f*** up.
13:53Yeah.
13:55What?
13:57Coming up.
13:59Oh, Cheryl.
14:00So this will do over or this will take two?
14:03It's going to get ugly.
14:14Good evening, lady boys and germs.
14:16Welcome our special guest star, Mama.
14:20Hey, Mama, do you have any motherly advice for our queens?
14:24Touch my support hose and it's going to get ugly.
14:27Ooh.
14:29So there's three parts to this challenge.
14:31There's the Howdy Roo segment with Roo and the joke wall.
14:34But the first thing we need to do is we have to shoot our cocktail party routine with Vicki Lawrence,
14:39Miss Mama.
14:40She rocked this town.
14:42Who's that girl?
14:42We're about to perform our joke with Vicki.
14:45We better not f*** this one, Mama.
14:46Get up, get up.
14:48Hey, Mama, I heard you're from California.
14:50Do I look like I'm from California?
14:52Hell, California's like a bowl of cereal.
14:54Mama, what do you mean?
14:57Hell, if you're not a nut or a fruit, you're a flake.
14:59Ha!
15:00I said your body's so sexual.
15:03She's like a female phenomenon.
15:05I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:08Oh.
15:08So is this a do over or is this a take two?
15:11I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:16I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:17I had a little itch down there.
15:19Was it crabs?
15:21Well, I guess it was fruit flies.
15:22Apparently, my chair had rotted.
15:29Hi, Mama.
15:30Are you wearing any lashes?
15:31No, Chica.
15:32I'm too old for that.
15:33Are you girls wearing lashes?
15:35Yes!
15:36How do you put them on?
15:37Duh!
15:38With glue!
15:39Ha!
15:46In my, in my, oh, I have to practice.
15:49I'm sorry.
15:50I need two to be the title.
15:52Alright, here we go.
15:55We're gonna guess who you are.
15:57Let me see.
15:57You got big, big eyes.
15:59She got the ear.
16:00And a big, big mouth.
16:01Who am I?
16:02Lady Bonnie!
16:04You got the female phenomenon.
16:07She's a famazon.
16:08Female phenomenon.
16:11Female phenomenon.
16:12Hey, Mama, how you doing?
16:13Well, Rue, the doctor only gave me six months to live.
16:17Oh, that's terrible.
16:18Luckily, I couldn't pay my bill, so he's giving me an extra six months.
16:24It's now time for us to shoot our Howdy Rue segment with Rue.
16:27No one can afford to f*** this up.
16:29Howdy Rue.
16:30Howdy Rue.
16:31It's Rue, but they said Rue.
16:33I said Rue.
16:34We did?
16:36Howdy Lou.
16:37Um, it's Rue.
16:39Well, you say tomato.
16:40And I say f*** you.
16:46Check.
16:47Please.
16:48Howdy Rue.
16:50Well, what brings you two here?
16:51Well, we heard you were giving away free African babies.
16:54You get an African baby.
16:55You get an African baby.
16:57You get an African baby.
16:57You get an African baby.
17:05Howdy Rue.
17:07Hey, I heard you guys were on vacation in Columbia.
17:10Yes.
17:11And we got you a gift.
17:14Wait.
17:15Sharon.
17:16Goochie.
17:18Goochie.
17:18Oh my hand.
17:22Was it a hand sandwich?
17:25Hey Rue, what is the difference between a drag queen and a transsexual?
17:30Oh, about twenty-five thousand dollars and a good surgeon.
17:36Knock knock
17:38Who's that?
17:39Loco
17:41Loco who?
17:42Locomotion
17:50Hey Lucy
17:51I heard Ricky asked you to have sex last night
17:54With the lights on
17:55He did
17:56I told him to shut the car door
18:01How'd you let an idiot eat your friends?
18:04How?
18:07Oh damn it
18:09Of all the queens
18:11No, that's me
18:13Oh, I'm sorry
18:15Let me set up
18:15So we're having some technical issues
18:20Sorry, this thing came off
18:21Can we do that one more time?
18:22This thing came off
18:24Of all the queens
18:25Who would you sleep with, Madonna?
18:27Jujube
18:28Because her body is Tempur-Pedic
18:34Ew, what's that smell?
18:36Eat my couti-couti
18:38Ew
18:39Bam, bitches
18:42What do you get when you cross
18:44Raven and Latrice Royale?
18:46Brown chicken, brown cow
18:51I heard Manila's a supermodel now
18:53Well, she must model for the left
18:55Because she isn't right
19:00Nena?
19:01Yes?
19:03Yes?
19:07Yes?
19:12What is it, my joke?
19:13Yes
19:14Oh, I'm so sorry
19:16Let's try again
19:16Sorry, everybody
19:18Oh, God
19:19I'm so confused
19:19I'm so sorry
19:20Sorry
19:21I'm so bad at this stuff
19:22Oh, my God
19:23Oh, my God, Tommy
19:23Come on
19:24Okay, sorry about that, Nina
19:28Miss Lupe
19:29What's up?
19:30Victoria Parker
19:32Or Miss Piggy
19:33Honk, honk
19:35I think the rhythm on the joke wall was a little off-skelter
19:39But that's what made it work
19:45But that's what made it work
19:46Lupe
19:48Peekaboo
19:49Peekahoo
19:49Tootsie Lou
19:51That's who
19:54Hey, Rue, did you hear about the gay dwarf?
19:56No
19:56He came out of the cupboard
19:58Oh, Mama
20:01Dusted
20:03Uh, busted
20:06Cream my face
20:10I, Lio
20:24Put it in me
20:36I said in, not on me
20:39Well, that's our show
20:41Say goodnight, pit crew
20:43Goodnight, pit crew
20:52Coming up
20:54The reviews are in
20:55This blew me away
20:57The jokes weren't really funny
20:59That's okay
21:00Put some butter on it
21:08Morning, ladies
21:09Ladies
21:13Our main challenge was to do celebrity impersonations
21:16In RuPaul's Gaffin
21:17And now we all have to get ready
21:18For our 60s groovy glam drag
21:22How you think you guys did
21:24There was a chance that we might be in the bottom two
21:25Because I was impersonating someone
21:27That probably the judges won't know who it was
21:30It's okay that you did
21:31Because you're my partner
21:32And I support you
21:34Okay, bitch
21:36Who do you think is going to be lip syncing today
21:39I really don't know
21:40I just hope and pray that it's not us
21:43I'm anxious about my performance as B. Arthur
21:45I'm worried the judges are going to hate it
21:49When we were playing that in the butt room game
21:51I was like, I don't know about Latrice
21:53We like barely know each other
21:55You know what?
21:56You're right
21:56Chad and Chanel are like basically family
22:00Raven and Juju are like connected at the hip
22:02I know you're from Minnesota
22:03I'm from Minnesota
22:04I started dating a girl in high school
22:06I can't even imagine you trying to date a girl
22:08Well, actually
22:09You still kind of are dating a girl
22:11Kind of
22:12Kind of
22:13It was kind of really hard
22:14Because I not only was dealing with just coming out of the closet
22:17I was dealing with like a breakup
22:18I was going to play it straight
22:21And get married and have kids
22:22Because I loved her so much
22:24And when she forced me out of the closet
22:26It devastated me
22:27And I went into a depression
22:29And I even tried killing myself
22:32It was me doing my drag
22:34That kind of really helped me get out of that low point in my
22:37Really?
22:38I got my new girlfriend
22:40Girl, you just made them cuffs just now?
22:41Just that
22:42Quick, wham, bam
22:43Thank you, ma'am
22:45I came out to myself when I was 13
22:48You did?
22:48I went to the prom in drag
22:50And I did plays in drag
22:51Work!
22:51She went to the prom in drag
22:52I live
22:53It was fun doing drag in high school
22:55Not to say that I don't get scared
22:57I used to make my underwears match when I'd go to the dance
22:59So if I was found dead in the ditch
23:01They could find me wearing matching underwear
23:04Tootsie, tootsie
23:05Give me the scooter
23:06Oh my god
23:07I would love one day
23:09To march to the beat of Tammy's drum
23:12Just for one day
23:13Sexy orangutan
23:14Shake it and do your thing
23:15Okay
23:26Come a girl
23:28Put the bass in your walk
23:30Head to toe
23:31Let your whole body talk
23:34And what?
23:37Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
23:41Michelle Visage
23:42Are you freaking kidding me?
23:44I am not freaking kidding you
23:45And you're wearing my favorite color
23:47Green
23:49Santino Rice
23:50How you doing?
23:51I'm good, Ru
23:51Comedy legend Vicki Lawrence
23:53I'm so glad you're here
23:55I am so happy to be here
23:57I'm so jealous of your everything
24:00Well, I'm jealous of your boogie
24:02You haven't seen my boogie yet
24:03But I can smell it
24:07And one of the funniest and busiest women in show business
24:11Busy Phillips is here
24:13What?
24:13What?
24:14This week, our queens were challenged to write jokes
24:18And perform their best celebrity impersonations
24:20Tonight, I've asked them to frock it to me
24:23In their grooviest 60s glam
24:25Gentlemen, start your engines
24:28And may the best women's win
24:34Jarlexis
24:34Ooh, very elegant
24:36Very Valley of the Dolls
24:38We're looking fickening and we know that
24:42Gotta love an outfit change
24:43I'm serving swimsuit realness
24:46Eat your heart out, Twiggy
24:47I wonder what Twiggy's eating right now
24:49Nothing
24:51Latrilla
25:18Latrilla
25:19Mergirls
25:19Tag, not war
25:21I'm totally having an acid flashback
25:23That's acid reflux, baby
25:24That's acid reflux, baby
25:26Rojobe
25:27Stepford Wives
25:29Yes
25:29Eat that, Nicole Kidman
25:31We are serving 60s mod realness hunty
25:34I got my Batgirl wig on
25:36I got my Batgirl wig on
25:37We look 60s fabulous
25:38Ooh
25:39Look at the booty
25:40These ladies are having a Tupperware party
25:42And you're invited
25:44Brown flowers
25:45She's tiptoeing through the tulips
25:47I'm giving sexy go-go dance meets the runway
25:50My boots are made for walking, baby
25:53An orange go-go boot is not easy to pull off
25:55Not easy
25:56Sex and the single girl
25:58Look that up in your funk and wagnels
26:02Coming up
26:02I have a major problem with this eyeliner on you
26:04The delivery was kind of poor
26:06None of the jokes stayed in my head
26:08That woman is just on another planet
26:15Welcome, ladies
26:16The judges have watched your all-star turns on RuPaul's gaffin
26:21And the reviews are in
26:23Let's start with Jarlexis
26:25I think you both look adorable
26:26Very madman
26:28Jada, your chara was insane
26:31Perfecto, mami
26:32You know, chara was on the Carol Burnett show
26:33Uh-huh
26:34Just blew me away
26:36Alexis, Shakira's a tough chick to pull off
26:39She's strictly kind of a look
26:40I didn't really get much from you
26:43But you guys were so strong as a team
26:46The jokes that you came up with, I'm really impressed
26:49Next up, La Trilla
26:51I was really impressed, Manila
26:53I thought you did a wonderful job as Madonna
26:56Oprah kind of got lost
26:57I kind of wasn't sure if you were Aretha
26:59If you were Oprah
27:02Tonight, I think you complement each other well
27:04But it could be a little more finish
27:06I have a major problem with this white eyeliner on you, Manila
27:08It makes you cross-eyed
27:10What?
27:10Me?
27:11Cross-eyed?
27:14Next up, Chad
27:16You both look great
27:18Chad, this dress, you need to make it in every single color
27:21Looks really great
27:22Chanel, Lucy is one of those huge characters
27:26That if it's not spot on, it's gonna be obvious
27:29I don't think she was completely realized
27:33But I had fun watching both of you girls
27:35Betty Davis was hysterical
27:38Next up, Rujubee
27:40Jujubee, you don't really look anything like Fran Drescher
27:43I don't?
27:45But you really nailed the laugh
27:46And you really nailed the humor
27:48The author
27:49You got the look down
27:50But there was something lacking
27:52And I think it was in your voice
27:53It's that deep sort of gravelly
27:55And very low
27:56And sarcastic
27:58I think might have done it for me
28:00But I think your look tonight is really great
28:03You do look like you're gonna chase the Beatles down the street
28:06I was at that Beatles concert in 1965
28:09And I think that's what I was wearing
28:12Next up, Brown Flowers
28:14Nina, I love your look tonight
28:17I think that the makeup is fantastic with the flowers
28:19You could be in the Austin Powers movies
28:22La Lupe is a character, Nina
28:25That I don't know if enough people will know
28:27On the bright side, people will probably be interested in finding out about La Lupe
28:31So I thought that I could bring a little culture
28:33To our tacky little show
28:37That's what we're about
28:38Drag Race, educating America
28:41Tammy Faye
28:42You had to look down
28:43But we were missing the Tammy Faye-isms that she always had
28:47I laughed a lot during your performance
28:49But it wasn't because the jokes were funny
28:51Because the jokes weren't really funny
28:52It was a little uncomfortable
28:54That's not why I should be laughing
28:56My comedy's Rye
28:57Hey, that's okay
28:58Put some butter on it
29:00I'm Tammy Brown
29:01And I'm gonna spin your head round and round
29:03It's my gift to the world
29:05All right, thank you, ladies
29:08My queens
29:09While you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the All-Star Lounge
29:13The judges and I will deliberate
29:15You may leave the stage
29:18All right, now just between us Goyles
29:21What do you think?
29:22Let's start with Jarlexis
29:24Their writing was pretty good
29:25The jokes were really funny
29:27Yara is, of all the impersonations, for me the strongest
29:30I was like right there with Charo on the Carol Burnett stage
29:33She more than made up for Shakira
29:35Are you kidding?
29:36Alexis is a good straight man, if you will
29:38Somebody has to do that job
29:39It's not an easy job
29:40Santino, would you agree?
29:41I would agree it's tough to be the straight man
29:45Latrilla
29:46I really liked Madonna
29:47I love the affectation in her voice
29:49You know, because Madonna is so full of
29:54Latrice is funny, but there was no Oprah
29:57Was Manila's Madonna strong enough to carry the group?
30:00I don't know
30:01None of the jokes stayed in my head
30:03I'm just not sure if the whole thing worked enough for me
30:05Let's move on down to Chad
30:08Chad's Betty Davis was perfect
30:10But Lucille Ball is one of those characters
30:13That if you can't fully execute it
30:15It's gonna fall short
30:16And that's kind of what it was
30:17I don't think she fell short
30:18I totally got Lucille
30:19And as a team, I think they were
30:22I thought they were adorable on the runway tonight
30:25They looked super cute on the runway
30:26Fran was strong for me
30:28Bea Arthur was not
30:29But in the same way that other queens have been the straight man
30:32I feel like Raven's monotone Bea Arthur
30:35Let Jujubee be a ditzy Fran Drescher
30:39Brown flowers
30:39The whole La Lupe thing was really a risk
30:42Well, it didn't even have to be recognizable
30:43It just had to make it funny
30:45Tammy Faye Messner Baker
30:47I thought was fully realized aesthetically
30:50But then we kind of lost her personality
30:52Tammy Brown took over
30:53Dear God, that woman is just on another planet, isn't she?
30:57If I had to pick one person to come out here
30:59And just walk around for a while
31:00It would probably be her
31:01Because I'm just fascinated by what in the hell is going on in that ad
31:04She's kind of like Andy Kaufman
31:05Yes, she's Draggy Kaufman
31:08It's fun to watch her
31:09But just because I'm laughing at them for all the wrong reasons
31:12Doesn't mean they should win
31:13I actually feel like they are in the bottom
31:17Silence!
31:18Bring back my All-Stars
31:25Welcome back, All-Stars
31:27I've made some decisions
31:30Chanel
31:31We didn't love your Lucy
31:33But Chad
31:34You made it all about Betty
31:38You're safe
31:39Thank you, Rue
31:40Thank you, judges
31:45Alexis
31:46Your Shakira was shaky
31:48Bajara
31:50Your Charo was a real coup
31:53A coochie coup
31:56Ja, Alexis
31:57You are the winners of this week's All-Star Challenge
32:01You've each won a set of custom jewelry from Fierce Drag Jewels
32:06Yeah
32:08Alexis and me
32:09We're here representing all the Latin people, baby
32:11You may step to the back of the stage
32:18Brown flowers
32:20Your La Lupe was loopy
32:22And your Tammy Faye was a touch to Tammy Brown
32:28I'm sorry, my dears, but you're up for elimination
32:33It feels miserable to be in the bottom two
32:36I play to win
32:39Manila
32:40Your Madonna was a celebration
32:42But Latrice
32:43You didn't own Oprah
32:48Jujubee
32:48Your flashy girl from Flushing was fabulous
32:52But Raven
32:53Your B. Arthur was not golden, girl
33:00Manila
33:00And Latrice
33:03I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination
33:12Raven and Jujubee
33:14You are safe
33:15Let me join the other girls
33:23Nina Flowers
33:24Tammy Brown
33:25Who will lip-sync for your team?
33:28Tammy
33:31Who will lip-sync for your team?
33:33I'll be taking it home, baby
33:36If during the first minute of the lip-sync
33:39Your partner is having a she-emergency
33:42You have one chance
33:43To push the button
33:44Tag her
33:45And finish the lip-sync yourself
33:48Each team can push the button only once
33:52During this entire competition
33:59Ladies
33:59This is your last chance
34:01To impress me
34:03And to save your team
34:04From elimination
34:06The time has come
34:07The time has come
34:08To lip-sync
34:09For your lives
34:13Tommy has to be able to pull this off
34:15I'm not ready to pack my bags and go home
34:18Good luck
34:19And don't
34:21F*** up
34:23There's no business
34:25Like show business
34:26Like no business I know
34:29My strategy is simply to just invoke F-A-Mermit
34:33Don't touch that buzzer hole
34:35I got it
34:37Yesterday they told you
34:39You would not go far
34:41I'm channeling a little bit of Tina Turner
34:42And then I put a little Tammy Spunk on top of it
34:48They're both killing it
34:50It's going to be a hard one to call
34:51I'm glad I am not RuPaul
34:53Let's go on with our show
34:59Let's go on with our show
35:20I've made my decision
35:23Latrilla
35:27Shantae, you stay
35:31You may join the other girls
35:35Tammy Brown and Nina Flowers
35:38You two are the definition of all stars
35:43Sashay away
35:45Thank you
35:46Adios
35:54I'm sad that we weren't able to take it further into the competition
35:57But this is not the end
35:58For the rest of the girls
36:00Hope floats
36:00Be individuals
36:01Be yourself
36:01May the best woman win
36:07Condragulations all stars
36:09You're all one step closer
36:11To becoming inducted
36:13Into the Drag Race Hall of Fame
36:15Now remember
36:16If you can't love yourself
36:17How the hell you gonna love somebody else
36:20Can I get an amen up in here?
36:21Amen
36:23Alright, let the music play
36:24Alright, let the music play