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00:08Hi I'm Rusty Charles and I'm Lil Pumpkin Spice. Welcome to the Gaytona 500, the next big race
00:16in the Tournament of All Stars. It's bracket number two and these queens are coming in red
00:22hot. From bracket number two, pulling up to the starting line. Up first in pole position, Crystal
00:30Method. She came to us fresh from confession. Oh, can you feel the beat of the rhythm of the night?
00:37It's Crystal Method from season 12. Look at that elder barge hairdo. Business in the front and party
00:47in the back. On my season, I was very DIY, arts and crafts, glitter all over the place. You're
00:54fucking fascinating. What in the fuck am I looking at? A little bit of humor and a little bit of
01:01meh.
01:03I just really wanted to let you all know how silly and crazy I am. Oh, we know. But I
01:09was still
01:09someone really coming into their own. Your makeup is distracting. You kind of got lost. I want to
01:14see who you are. She's hiding behind that mask. And I was holding myself back a little bit. I have
01:19a hard time showing myself and opening up to it. What got you here in the first place is what
01:26you
01:26already have. I came to realize that there is no point in second guessing yourself. The more she
01:31reveals of herself, the more we're charmed by her. And it got me far. Crystal, you're moving on to the
01:37grand finale. Making it so close on season 12 to The Crown, I think I have a lot to live
01:44up to,
01:45but I'm ready to showcase how much I've improved. By the looks of that crucifix, she's a real
01:50crossdresser. She is. Now I'm more crystallized than ever before. Oh. Well, some try method acting.
01:57Others try crystal method. She's redesigned and ready to roar. Selena S. Titties. The titties are
02:07back, honey. Selena S. Titties from season 15, the Emmy award-winning season 15.
02:15From the house of S. Titties. I don't fuck around.
02:21I'm known for being really loud and energetic. Wild costumes. A lot of ideas. And even though I
02:27didn't win, squat my season. I got to top six thanks to my charisma and just my loving personality
02:32at the end of the day. Get this baby out of me! It really came down to, I think, the
02:36total package
02:36as a whole was a little discombobulated. I just think her drag sometimes is questionable. It's just
02:41too much. So you're sort of getting lost in it. I realized after the fact, oh, you just want me
02:46to
02:47refine, simplify, and, like, be a little more cuncy. Yes, Mama Root girl, I got you.
02:51All right, baby, the titties are coming! Yes, pull up to her bumper.
02:56Which one? On my season, I was a golden boot diva. I finally won something on Drag Race!
03:02But I'm giving two toots this season, baby. Imagine the titties in the Hall of Fame. There
03:06ain't been no titties in the Hall of Fame like me. Let's go! Check out those golden headlights.
03:13She's a classic. It's vivacious. You know me.
03:17I'm vivacious from season six. Still turning heads. Break the mold, break the spell. Mother
03:22has arrived to give them hell. I can always tell when a New Yorker walks the runway. Okay.
03:29Yes, honey. She represents that really underground club storyline. This is like my 21st year
03:35doing drag. The last time I was here for season six was 13 years ago. But y'all sure as
03:41hell
03:42did not forget about me. Mother has arrived. Ornacea. Mother has arrived. We're on the list.
03:48Ornacea plus one. Mother has arrived. Mother has arrived.
03:55My visage has been all over Drag Race for many years. I am mother after all. Get into it.
04:02I do give her credit for staying true to who she is. That can be a hindrance if you refuse
04:08to move beyond that. I got eliminated early on in my season and I should have been eliminated
04:13because what I brought was not up to the high echelon of the show.
04:16Sachet away.
04:20This time around I'm still bringing my club kid feel but we've changed it from club kid to
04:24club cunt. I want to show y'all the new vivacious. The new everything. Because vivacious is coming
04:30back with more confidence than that stiff spray on your mama's wig.
04:34Well if you stay Ornacea you ain't got to get Ornacea.
04:39Up next the Puerto Rican pussy wagon April Carrion.
04:44Reckon.
04:45Oh that's that reckon.
04:46Hola I'm April Carrion the Puerto Rican goddess from season six.
04:51Baby I'm back home.
04:56April Carrion got me all wet.
04:59You are gorgeous.
05:00In season six I was known for being a little androgynous. A little edgy.
05:05You did a really amazing job of taking hyper masculine elements and making a feminine look.
05:10But it didn't always work.
05:12I've never been a fan when drag queens used a man's buzz cut back there.
05:17You don't buy it so me upie will.
05:19The performance was flat.
05:22I was new to drag.
05:23I only did drag for five years with my drag family.
05:26So drag race really was a wake up call.
05:29It's like you have a beard on your forehead.
05:31So my time on my season was short.
05:34I was in 11th place.
05:35Keep calm and carry on.
05:38She's on that reefer.
05:39It's been a long time since I've been here in the competition.
05:43And I've been traveling the world and now I've blossomed into this femme fatale.
05:49Look at that body.
05:49Okay I'm here to show off and to show the girls how it's done.
05:54They could never.
05:54They could never.
05:56Ay que chimba.
05:59Up next, Aura Mayari.
06:02Aura, may I sleep with danger?
06:05Hey everybody, this is Aura Mayari, your Filipina moon goddess from season 15.
06:09Watch out, she stings.
06:11And I'm ready to take over this competition.
06:15This runway looked delicious.
06:17I'm known for my very sickening, very fierce, very edgy runways.
06:21Your runway was beautiful.
06:23I won the girl group challenge.
06:24You were fantastic tonight.
06:27Oh, she's ready to get wet.
06:28I think she's trying to squeeze out a fart.
06:31And also, I'm definitely your favorite cringe queen.
06:34I accept it now, I am cringe.
06:38No flexing this time.
06:39I'm just going to flex my talents.
06:41You heard of the Beatles?
06:42Yeah.
06:42This is their cousin, Dung Beetle.
06:45Calling all grannies with them bitches in the air.
06:47There's so many talented queens and big personalities during my season.
06:51I was like, how am I going to stand out?
06:52You dumb bitch.
06:53Gather her.
06:54I was in like survival mode every day.
06:56And it really affected my performances.
06:59You didn't pop for me.
07:00I just wanted you to let loose a little bit more.
07:02It just wasn't working.
07:03I didn't get to showcase my full potential on season 15.
07:06But I've worked a lot on my confidence.
07:09And I'm so sure about myself now.
07:12That is one mighty fine exoskeleton.
07:15My aura is on full blast.
07:17And I'm coming for them.
07:19Since her?
07:20I don't even know her.
07:23And the ultimate in luxury.
07:25The Reverend Doctor.
07:27Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
07:30Ooh.
07:31Even cowgirls get the blues.
07:33That's right.
07:34Bitch silk with the 2% milk is back.
07:36Munch, munch.
07:37Crunch, crunch.
07:38These girls don't want me.
07:40All my lunch.
07:41I'm just playing.
07:45I love me some Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
07:48Get these cookies.
07:50I was the entertainment of season 11.
07:55You better work, bitch.
07:56Is this bitch recording?
08:00I made it all the way to the finale.
08:02I was the lip sync guru of all-star sets.
08:08I have been the vicious competitor.
08:11But I don't have a crown.
08:13Oh!
08:14When I was on season 11, being the personality was number one for me.
08:18You've been getting by on that personality of yours.
08:21But I couldn't get over looking at how sloppy she looked.
08:23One of the biggest critiques I got was that I wasn't polished.
08:26And some people, they said Silky suck up all the air out the room.
08:30Bitch!
08:31Bitch!
08:33So, on All-Star 6, I downplayed Silky a lot.
08:36Coming back to All-Stars, I just feel like kind of second guessing myself.
08:39I felt like there was a little spark that was missing that I usually get from you.
08:43Thank you, guys.
08:45This ain't her first rodeo.
08:46Well, actually, it's her third rodeo.
08:48Since my seasons, I realized that I acted like the entertainment.
08:52And now, I'm the entertainer.
08:54Being polished, it's the number one for me.
08:57So, I'm excited to compete as a fully realized Silky.
09:00Serving Texas tea.
09:02Baby, the elevation is here.
09:04I am the big fried catfish platter with potato salad and light bread, honey.
09:09Get on my level.
09:10What?
09:10Get on my level.
09:11What?
09:12The Reverend Doctor will see you now.
09:17Welcome home, racers.
09:18What?
09:18Tournament of All-Stars rules are now in full effect.
09:23In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.
09:28Okay.
09:29Instead, you'll be competing for points.
09:32However, to kick this season into overdrive, only the top two queens with the most points from this bracket will
09:41advance to the semifinals.
09:44Where they will face off with the top two All-Stars from the other brackets.
09:50Okay.
09:51That's crazy.
09:55Why?
09:55Last Tournament of All-Stars, they had three girls moving on.
09:59This time, there's only two bitches.
10:01So, I am not happy with this.
10:04And in the grand finale, the top All-Stars of the season will battle it out for the crown and
10:10a cash prize of $200,000.
10:16To earn points, every week, the top two All-Stars will receive two points each.
10:24Those two queens will lip-sync for the win.
10:27And the winner will receive a coveted extra point, plus a cash tip of $10,000.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Wow.
10:38But wait, there's more.
10:41No.
10:41The bottom queens will receive one point each to give away to the All-Star they think is the MVQ
10:49of the week.
10:51Okay.
10:52All-Stars, let's get this show on the road.
10:55All right.
10:56For your first maxi challenge, you'll be working in pairs as you write, sing, and perform three hot queen-on
11:03-queen duets.
11:05Oh, my gosh.
11:09You'll pair up with the queen, who's the Brandy to your Monica.
11:13The Megan to your Cardi B.
11:15The Mariah to your Whitney.
11:17The Beyonce to your Gaga.
11:19Hot, sexy.
11:20What the hell?
11:22All-Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
11:27The tournament has begun, and I'm here to eat the girls.
11:31Yay!
11:32Puneta.
11:33I'm fucking them up on sight!
11:36Ah, Dios mio.
11:39Yeah.
11:41Oh, wow.
11:43Puneta, que rico.
11:44We're back in the workroom, and it feels right.
11:48I miss you.
11:50Oh, baby, there is a scoreboard with our bodies, and the points up top.
11:54It's very exciting.
11:54LA's back to win again.
11:56Boots.
11:57Not honest, because you're Beverly Hills.
11:58Oh, my God.
12:00The other girls are so amazed at the workroom and this.
12:04I'm trying to set up shop.
12:05I'm going over there to pick out my makeup station.
12:08Can we claim station?
12:09I claim mine, honey.
12:10They happen to be here.
12:13I'm here to compete.
12:15This is your first All-Stars, right?
12:16It's my very first.
12:17I think it's all of ours, except Silky.
12:18The stomach is gone now, y'all.
12:20It's my head down there, baby.
12:22Quit bragging.
12:23Did you see when they said they're only going to have two?
12:25Okay.
12:26I was like, is my headpiece blocking my ears?
12:29What's going on?
12:30I was nervous.
12:31That's crazy.
12:32There are six queens, and only two queens make it to the next round.
12:37Two out of six.
12:38That's one-third.
12:40That's 33% chance.
12:43That's not a big number.
12:45Who do you think is going to get the golden boot?
12:49You know what?
12:50I'm here to give it back.
12:52That's what I want to do.
12:52You're not taking this home with you.
12:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:55Let's just leave it on someone's station.
12:57Should we do that?
12:58I don't know Crystal too well.
13:00I feel like I've done a gig or two with her.
13:02I'm very excited.
13:03I love it.
13:03So, I don't know.
13:04Like, what?
13:05Are we vibing?
13:06Are we connecting?
13:07Are we alliancing right now?
13:08Are you literally just, like, playing clown music in your head?
13:12I cannot read her, which makes me feel like she's someone I have to look out for,
13:17because I know she's not a dumb girl.
13:20Now you have, like, three heads.
13:22Three on top.
13:23One, two, three.
13:26And four.
13:26So, those are the four girls that are not advancing to the next round.
13:30Yes, bitch!
13:30Oh, my God.
13:31Yeah, this is like a graveyard.
13:32Right, right, right, right.
13:33All right.
13:35Miss Silky.
13:39So, girl, so I started drag when Silky moved to Chicago, and she started this drag brunch
13:44that I got cast in.
13:45So, my first show was with Silky.
13:47Thanks to you, she's doing drag.
13:49This is what?
13:50Your third or fourth time back?
13:51Is that shade?
13:52No, no, no.
13:53No, no, no.
13:54So, do you think you have an advantage over the girls that haven't been here multiple times?
13:57Of course she does.
13:58She's been ganache-ing the whole time.
14:00Your big competition.
14:01Yes, yes.
14:02I like to compete.
14:03I'm a pageant queen.
14:04This is what we do.
14:04That's exactly what the pageant girls do.
14:06They keep competing until they win the crown.
14:08Until we win the crown.
14:09Hashtag the ganache is a force.
14:11The girls see me as big competition.
14:14Y'all right.
14:14Thank you for knowing my resume.
14:16I always say keep an eye out for Silky ganache.
14:18But at the same time, put the eyes on another hoe.
14:23But it looked like everybody got smaller, too.
14:25Yes, yes, yes.
14:26You got smaller, honey.
14:27Yes, season six.
14:28I know.
14:29Look at Miss My Basin.
14:30I had to do something.
14:31The doctor said you need to fix that.
14:33So I said, and scene.
14:35And so I did.
14:35You look fabulous, sister.
14:37Yes, mama.
14:38I'm actually gagged to see Vivacious.
14:40We're season six sisters and I sent her home.
14:43Sorry about it.
14:44I've been watching you online, honey.
14:46You've been turning these kids high.
14:48Yes, yes.
14:48She's not bitter about it because she know I won.
14:50But we're good sisters.
14:52Every time we see each other, it's always good vibes.
14:54So I'm open to using the connection to my benefit.
14:57But season 15, girl!
14:59Oh my god, I am so excited that you're-
15:01Ow!
15:02Jesus Christ!
15:02Right away, when RuPaul said there's only two queens that are going to be moving forward,
15:07my mind was going, MVQ points are going to be very important.
15:10So what I want to do in this competition is obviously have an ally.
15:14At least one that will always have my back.
15:17Girl, this is so fucking heavy.
15:19It's crazy big.
15:20Selena is my season 15 sister that I still talk to.
15:23Hopefully, me and her will have some type of allyship.
15:26This is going to be a fun, fun journey.
15:29You sure?
15:29Because you know when I get to compete, I become a bitch.
15:31I'm not lying.
15:31No, I like that.
15:32Please do that.
15:33I know Silky from a long time ago.
15:35She's a good sister and I hope she also got my back.
15:38But in this group of girls, we all have great relationships with each other outside of this competition.
15:43If this ain't sisterly, love bitch.
15:44This is real sisterly.
15:45So I don't know how are we going to choose our allies.
15:48I feel like there's three Latinas, you, me, and Crystal.
15:51But each of us has so much.
15:53We're all very different.
15:54Do you think there's a possible tres leches alliance?
15:57I do feel inclined to, like, just for my Latin sisters, just something innately in me.
16:05Okay.
16:06How would you play the game?
16:08Is it going to be a strategy or more of like a fair kind of distribution of points?
16:11Um, I think that I don't know until we get into it a bit more.
16:18Oh, so you're here to read the land.
16:20A little bit.
16:20We got to strategize, girl.
16:22Especially now that there's only two moving forward.
16:24You scratched my back.
16:25I scratched your back.
16:27These girls are not wasting any time.
16:29They're really coming in scheming for these points.
16:32But I am not really interested in alliances.
16:34I would rather just be by myself.
16:37A kayak kind of girl.
16:39I can't risk pulling someone in and flipping myself over.
16:42Do you know anybody here that you're, like, friends with that you know for a fact that you're definitely going
16:46to work with?
16:48But flying solo makes me a little nervous because I don't want to be kicked out of the top just
16:53because other girls are friends.
16:54Give it to the old folks first because they might not be around much longer.
16:58They'll make me feel better.
16:59They'll make me feel better.
17:01All right, girls.
17:03Who's ready to sing?
17:04Mm, I don't know.
17:06Where do you even have that?
17:07Nobody said nothing.
17:08Our first Nazi challenge at the Tournament of All-Stars is to work in a damn pair and to do
17:16duets.
17:16Let's hand out the songs here.
17:18Yeah.
17:18Can we just start?
17:18Here we go.
17:19Y'all know I'm about to write, sing, dance, and I'm going to give you a look.
17:24But now you want me to get paired up with somebody else?
17:26I don't know if y'all are going to judge us in pairs or individuals, so now I'm a little,
17:33it's a little.
17:34Should we talk about who's, like, a singer, a rapper, or has no experience singing at all?
17:39I'm not a singer, so if there's a rap section that's chanting, I'll do the chanting.
17:43Well, I almost won the Rusical on my season.
17:45So you're a singer?
17:48Uh, oh!
17:51I won mine.
17:53Oh, okay.
17:54This challenge does not play to any of my strengths.
17:57I am not a singer, I am not a dancer, but I have my crazy, kooky, crystal personality.
18:03So my plan of attack is to get a track that will help me really lean into that crystal twist.
18:10The first one is a HBF.
18:13Yeah, let's do it.
18:14Yeah, let's hear that.
18:15Oh, it's a rap.
18:15I have never done this type of challenge before because I was not in the show long enough to get
18:20to her.
18:21But that don't mean it's going to stop me.
18:23She my HBF, she make me complete.
18:26You liking this one?
18:27She's interesting.
18:28Okay, you like it because it's a chant.
18:30I can't give you no high note, so I'll stick with the HBF.
18:34So we got one for HBF.
18:36Okay, so Dreaming of Me, that's the R&B valid, right?
18:38Okay, let's see what she's giving.
18:41I kind of like that, though.
18:42I'm feeling this one.
18:43I kind of do, too.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Dreaming of Me is a very R&B, like, 2000s throwback vibe.
18:49I want to show you the sexy R&B side of me, honey, because I'm not just this energetic, loud
18:53diva.
18:54I give, and I want to show that.
18:57I live for that one.
18:58That was super cute.
18:59I like that one.
18:59Okay, let's listen to the last one.
19:01Hose Before Bros.
19:03Hose Before Bros.
19:05I love this one.
19:07It's cute.
19:08It's theatrical.
19:09I kind of have some theater background.
19:11And Hose Before Bros is giving me the vibe, girl.
19:16I'm definitely feeling Dreaming of Me.
19:18I am Dreaming of Me, as well.
19:19I'm Dreaming of Me, too.
19:21I'm Dreaming of Me, too.
19:22Ah!
19:24Dreaming of Me is my song.
19:25R&B, like, that's what I get down.
19:28So all of you, basically.
19:31I already had my lyrics prepared when I was doing...
19:33Let's hear it.
19:33Go.
19:34Off the cuff.
19:35He don't want you.
19:36He want my macaroni and cheese.
19:38So should you and I do Dreaming of You?
19:40I kind of feel it.
19:41That sounds like a nightmare.
19:43I feel like Selena, you do so good doing Hose Before Bros.
19:47I could.
19:50I see Aura looking over there at me.
19:52And I know she's a good duet partner, because Aura can sing.
19:54She won her girl group challenge.
19:56But I don't want that song.
19:57Aura wants a Hose Before Bros.
19:58And she can sing, honey.
19:59So she's going to wail at the end of that.
20:01Oh, she's a singer.
20:02Oh, yeah.
20:03Aura sing.
20:03Honey, she's not how to karaoke, bitch.
20:05I'm going to do Hose Before Bros.
20:07I decide that I should shift focus and not fight over this.
20:10And just choose my second choice.
20:13I'm looking right at Aura Mayari, because I know that she's a singer and a dancer.
20:16And what I need is someone that is able to deliver a very high-quality performance.
20:21I'm going to let you dream about winning this challenge, because that's going to be us.
20:25Because that's what we're doing.
20:26That's right.
20:27So I'm doing Dreaming of You.
20:29Who's going to be my boy?
20:30Me, me, let's fight, let's fight.
20:32Y'all got to fight, because I'm doing it.
20:33Okay.
20:33I think it'd be fun to have very different styles of drag, like fighting for this one
20:38man, you know?
20:39So I think we should do it.
20:40So why do you want to do it, Selena?
20:42Because I feel like that's very on brand for me.
20:43I want to fight over a guy.
20:45That's my life.
20:46But that's why you don't have a man, because you're always fighting for a man.
20:50Unless you want to do it, the Latinas, and we fight over it.
20:52Oh, yes, let's do it.
20:53You want to do that?
20:54Yes, let's do it, bitch.
20:55Yes.
20:56Like hell.
20:57Yes, let's do it.
20:58Eat my ass.
21:01This is the real silky.
21:02The one with the conscience.
21:04Y'all gonna make season 11, Silky, come out.
21:06You gonna make season 11, Silky, come out.
21:08Okay.
21:08Come out.
21:09Fuck April.
21:12It's Selena.
21:16Fuck it, bitch.
21:19HBF's the rapping one, and I'm not good at that.
21:21I have a damn list, so I never do the rap portions.
21:24I am a lonely ocean by myself with a HBF.
21:28You know what?
21:28You guys, I hope you know that.
21:30No, no.
21:31Fuck it.
21:31I'm doing HBF's.
21:33I've been an all-star this many times, and when I win, give me my motherfucking $10,000.
21:37Yes, get it.
21:38Silky, that is so congenial of you.
21:40I'm not fucking congenial.
21:41If I'm really the girl that I say I am, I got to come up and step up to the
21:45challenge.
21:45Y'all done brought the fire of season 11 out in the bitch.
21:49Because now I'm going to dog walk you bitches.
21:52You poodle, chihuahua, bulldog looking bitch.
21:57I got my phone, though.
21:58I'm so happy.
21:59Ditto.
22:09Let's do this.
22:10Yes.
22:11Let's go home.
22:14We got it, girl.
22:15The left is going to fight.
22:16Yes, yes, we are fighting.
22:18Them shady children over there pull a coup.
22:20They pulled a coup.
22:22But we make the best of it.
22:23No shade.
22:24I don't care how they do, because we're going to be in the top.
22:27Right.
22:27We ain't got no choice.
22:28I know Silky and I are going to smash it.
22:31I have had to write and record lyrics before because I produce music, so I write my own tracks.
22:36And I know half of those girls can't write a track to save a tune.
22:41S to the I to the L-K-Y.
22:43My sister is fierce and my sister is fly.
22:45All right.
22:45So that's where I'm starting off from there.
22:47I'm excited to work with Vivacious, because you know that's my sister.
22:50So I think that portion should be something about Blocka.
22:53Blocka, I'm right.
22:53Uh-huh.
22:54Okay.
22:55When I was getting all the hate online after season 11,
22:57Vivacious sent me encouraging messages.
23:00I remember you were saying, block them.
23:01And then what I do is I go down the thread and everybody that liked them get blocked too.
23:07Uh-huh.
23:07Treat them like Instagram profile blocked.
23:09Treat them like Instagram profile blocked.
23:12Silky and I are coming up real quickly with our lines because the chemistry is really good.
23:17My energy is going to be like, I'm ready.
23:23I don't understand why they weren't fighting over this song, because I think this is a really good song.
23:27I think so too.
23:28And I'm excited because we get to sing and rap.
23:30That's right.
23:31And the other girls are just doing one or the other.
23:33I am a singer.
23:34I did the girl group challenge during my season and I won that challenge.
23:38But you were an old lady, right?
23:40Like I am about to die.
23:42I was an old lady.
23:43So this is going to be different.
23:44Um, I don't know how this is going to go.
23:47It's a little bit of a weird pairing.
23:49We're totally two different drag queens.
23:51And I'm trying to figure out how we're going to blend together to make a good duet.
23:56Like we can think about a setting where I'm telling you something about like, you know, screw that bitch.
24:01Like girl, why are you worrying about that bitch?
24:03No, not the bitch.
24:03The man.
24:04The man.
24:04Screw that bro.
24:05Pose Before Bros is all about sisterhood and saying F you men.
24:11So my strategy is to fill every beat and moment that I can with some humor and fun.
24:17Talk about dick and balls.
24:19Easy.
24:20Just drop some balls.
24:21Low hang fruit.
24:22Literally.
24:23I just eat my balls.
24:25I think we're going to need more time.
24:27No way.
24:28All the best decisions are made in a panic.
24:31That's right.
24:34You were not budging.
24:35Yeah.
24:35You really were just going to be with us all.
24:36Because I think this would showcase each other's personalities, you know.
24:40I'm paired with Selena and I'm excited because she is a good performer.
24:45She does music.
24:46So this is kind of in her realm.
24:48You're the sexy bombshell.
24:49Like this really makes sense.
24:51I'm like the hood rat.
24:52Although her music is not really my taste.
24:56But she has experience.
24:58So that's what really counts.
24:59Your first verse I think has to be like you're reading me down.
25:02Like you stupid bitch.
25:03And then I'm like well you da da da da da.
25:04And da da da da da.
25:05Oh my god.
25:06On my season we had to do this but as old people.
25:09Which really threw a wrench in trying to be sickening and cut.
25:11Cause my heart don't need em when you.
25:14So I'm excited to start pop star this time.
25:17Do you ever sing or do music?
25:18Um I've always been like a little intimidated by it to be honest.
25:21Like I mean in my season we did like a song but I mean it's just nothing like this.
25:26Yeah.
25:27This is a singing song.
25:29If you don't sing bitch don't go for this song.
25:31More than singing I think it's about showing our personalities and like being funny and like you know.
25:37I am gunning for a win this week.
25:39And I'm confident with my skills and my talents.
25:42I hope I don't have to pick up the slack.
25:49Welcome all stars.
25:51Hello.
25:52Say hello to composer and music producer Markaholic.
25:55I love your work.
25:57Stop flirting silky.
25:58It's time for our recording session with Miselva.
26:03Sorry.
26:03I um left my body for a second.
26:06Selena April.
26:07Hello.
26:08Now I know Selena's a singer cause I got to see her in the Kasha Fall.
26:12You made me so nervous I was so full out that night.
26:14That was amazing.
26:15Oh thank you.
26:16So Selena.
26:17Yeah.
26:17We're gonna start.
26:18Here we go.
26:19Carry on pack it up find a new man.
26:22Cause you can't milk him make him jiggle like I can.
26:26Honey.
26:27Selena Estadis.
26:29Miss Theda BFA.
26:30It was great.
26:30Yeah that was perfect.
26:32She can sing.
26:33April.
26:34Yes.
26:34You a singer.
26:35Um I'm more of a feeler.
26:39I feel the music.
26:40I've heard that about you April.
26:42Yes yes.
26:43She did all that fighting and she don't sing.
26:44And I felt this song.
26:46That's why I chose it.
26:47Oh I love it.
26:48Okay.
26:49Here we go.
26:50Heard you get round like a taxi.
26:53Is this singing?
26:54Uh yes.
26:55It's supposed to be it.
26:56Okay.
26:56Ha ha.
26:57Oh.
26:58Supposed to be.
26:59No change.
27:00Okay.
27:01I heard you get around like a taxi.
27:04Can you hear that pitch?
27:05I heard.
27:06I heard.
27:08I heard.
27:09I heard.
27:11Hold on.
27:12April.
27:13I know you did not fight me to come over here and sound like this.
27:18I heard.
27:33I heard.
27:41Girl get on pitch.
27:43But she's like.
27:44And I'm like no.
27:46He he.
27:47Girl find it.
27:48Cause he wants my coochie.
27:51Where the fuck are you going?
27:52I don't know.
27:53Everywhere.
27:55I think I sound divine.
27:57Okay kids.
27:59Thank you very much.
27:59Thank you Michelle.
28:01Thank you Michelle.
28:02Everybody has different tastes.
28:03I guess.
28:05Host before bros.
28:07Hello hello.
28:07Yes Michelle.
28:08Okay let's try the verse.
28:10I know the jaws are gonna be stuck on the floor when we walk in.
28:14They're stuck and crawling.
28:15Ew sister.
28:16Is that your ex?
28:17That sounded beautiful.
28:19I won girl group challenge my season.
28:22So the judges know this is something that I do.
28:24But also at the same time on season 15.
28:26I didn't go that far.
28:27Let's go to your rap.
28:29Oh crap.
28:30Right?
28:30Okay.
28:31Let's try that.
28:31I'm not experienced rapping.
28:33But I feel like now in this all-star season, I need to show them something different and
28:38that I am a competitor girl.
28:40When the bros think they the shit.
28:42I've seen you stick and it ain't that thick.
28:44Have you seen my thighs and jigs?
28:46Don't touch.
28:46I'll break you freaks.
28:48Who is this person you just turned into?
28:49I have no clue, Michelle.
28:52I don't rap.
28:53Okay.
28:55Crystal, we're gonna start.
28:56I've had enough of dirty misters.
29:00Giving me blisters.
29:03Ow.
29:05Lovely.
29:06Big balls, nice and tall.
29:08Boy, I don't care.
29:09Let's go to the mall.
29:12Yes.
29:13Thank you very much.
29:14Take a seat.
29:15Or it can sing or it can dance.
29:17And Crystal's definitely a star.
29:19I ain't no hating bitch.
29:20We got to hit it out the park.
29:23I'm gonna give it all to you.
29:24I know you will, Miss Silky.
29:26Better than collard greens and cornbread.
29:27The fans go crazy over a mother's head.
29:30I can let you in mind, many me.
29:32Sweet tea gets sour if you're talking about me.
29:34I love it.
29:36Yes, Silky.
29:36I love it, Silky.
29:38Miss Silky said she wasn't a rapper.
29:41And I think the lie detector has determined that...
29:44Do-do-do.
29:44Beep-beep-beep.
29:45De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de.
29:46Liar.
29:47Five, six, seven, eight.
29:50S-I-L-K-Y, Miss Silky.
29:52Sister is sweet, my sister is milky.
29:54Give us some ups and downs.
29:56Sister is fierce, my sister is milky.
29:58My sister is fierce, my sister is milky.
30:00That last line is not sitting with me.
30:02She be turning it and you just can't take it.
30:05Turning out the man and no move faking it.
30:07Don't drop it on the last line.
30:08Don't drop the energy.
30:10Okay.
30:11Eat the kids, mother.
30:12You got it.
30:12Let me tell y'all.
30:14Drag Race is a beast and Vivacious has not in a very long time fought with this beast.
30:20Turning out the man and no move faking it.
30:22Don't drop.
30:23Mother has arrived.
30:25I want to feel it.
30:26Give us that attitude.
30:27The beast is kicking her ass right now.
30:29Like, don't say.
30:30But mother, if we're going to have any chance of winning, I need you to come on.
30:36Make sure you throw all the other two in my way.
30:38She don't need it.
30:44Oh, my God.
30:45Hello.
30:46It's performance stage.
30:48How are you, honey?
30:48How is it?
30:50Today, we are going to perform for the first time in front of Rupaul on the main stage.
30:54And I feel good.
30:55Selena and I worked so hard going over choreo together.
30:59They're not ready for all this Latina-ness.
31:01It's going to be great.
31:04I like that.
31:05Okay.
31:06She should have booty and not to move.
31:09Look up her asses, girl.
31:10Let me see.
31:11Let me, let me.
31:12Silky, that's hard.
31:13Wait, that's a pie.
31:15It's real.
31:16It's real, y'all.
31:17It's real.
31:18She out of the package.
31:19No, no, no, baby.
31:20Uh-uh.
31:21I just want you to know when they get on the runway and Rupaul tell the truth, we had to
31:25hire somebody to come in and re-theme the vocals.
31:28Worry about your choreo, okay?
31:29No.
31:30I was a little frustrated with these vocals for Miss April.
31:32But you know what?
31:33April's got charisma.
31:34She's going to sell it.
31:36So plan of attack here is to just make lemonade out of lemons.
31:40We're going to have to pull together and really sell this with the acting and the performance and the choreography.
31:47I'm so excited for ours.
31:48Yeah.
31:49Because I feel like we're two different queens.
31:51Were you channeling your kooky side?
31:53I was.
31:53I was very motivated by you.
31:55That's so nice.
31:55I'm so excited.
31:58I'm so happy that you're here too.
32:00And we only have three weeks.
32:02So I have a question.
32:03Like when it comes to the point system.
32:06If we are not top two, how are you doing this?
32:08I'm so proud of what we've done.
32:09Yeah.
32:10So we really need to pull this win out and I'm hoping that they pick a team and then it
32:15can just be the two of us.
32:16I need our points over on that little sexy body of mine over there.
32:21She is back again.
32:23Get me out of here.
32:24I'm a competitive person.
32:25I'm definitely here to win.
32:26But when it comes to my strategy about giving my points, I think it's important to keep your cards close
32:31to your chest.
32:31I don't need everyone knowing what's going on in my mind.
32:34Half the time, I don't even know what I'm thinking.
32:36For this round, I will definitely give you my point.
32:40Aw, thanks, sweetie.
32:41I think that's what I'm going to do.
32:45Oh, wow.
32:46Crystal is like dead in the eyes.
32:48She goes.
32:50She's not giving me a lot of anything right now.
32:54So I don't know who to count on at this point.
32:59Okay, I got to go start my makeup.
33:01You better hurry, girl.
33:02Girl, you know it only takes me 20 minutes.
33:04I'm a woman.
33:05Some people got hard work to do.
33:08Yes, like me.
33:09Now keep quiet so I can get it done.
33:11Aura.
33:12Yeah.
33:12You speak Tagalog, right?
33:13I do.
33:14Does Silky give peck peck?
33:16Bitch, how do you know that word?
33:19No.
33:19In Tagalog, I don't give peck peck.
33:21I give kiki.
33:22Wait, what's kiki?
33:22It's a way to say pussy, but is she giving peck peck, though?
33:26I think she's giving chupacabra.
33:27That's chupacabra.
33:30No, that's your back before you shave it.
33:32That's a lot of TMI, ain't it?
33:39I appreciate you.
33:41I love you so much.
33:43I'm glad I'm doing this with you.
33:44Yeah, me too.
33:45It's cool that we're the only two.
33:46We're season two, you know what I mean?
33:48There's a lot of girls are season.
33:50But I feel like there's only two girls moving forward.
33:52It's going to be a little bit tricky.
33:57Should we call it?
33:58Unani peck peck.
33:59Unani peck peck alliance.
34:00Unani peck peck alliance.
34:02Unani peck peck alliance.
34:03Unani peck peck alliance.
34:04Unani peck peck.
34:04Okay, nobody heard that.
34:05My strategy is coming together, honey.
34:07I currently have my peck peck alliance with Miss Ora Mayari, my season 15 sister.
34:11I have a tres leches with my Latina girls, April, and potentially Crystal.
34:15We're working on that.
34:16I'm playing 3D chess.
34:18These bitches are playing checkers.
34:21Today I want to put on a glitter lid.
34:23And I have no glitter.
34:25What color you need?
34:26Oh, I have some, sister.
34:28Oh, everybody want to get some out now.
34:29They want some MVQ points.
34:33Children, what do you think this MVQ means?
34:36Well, is everyone just going to give it to their partner?
34:39I want to give it to the person that did a great job in this challenge, you know?
34:44I think that's how I'm feeling as well.
34:47Although, if that's the person that wins the lip sync, is that, that kind of changes things.
34:51That does change things.
34:52Because that's so many points.
34:53Like, don't get greedy.
34:54I don't feel anybody's going to be shady.
34:56I could see the shade coming in from some people.
34:59Say their names.
35:00I'm not saying any names.
35:01Come on, baby.
35:02Just say it.
35:02In the words of the spirit, they will reveal themselves.
35:05In the words of the spirit, they will reveal themselves in time.
35:07I'm scared.
35:09It's not going to be Kumbaya the whole time.
35:11And guess what?
35:11The shade does not come from the person who you think it might come from.
35:15It's the quiet and unexpected queen.
35:18And that's the one you got to watch out for.
35:21I'm going to do a little bit of the mess in this because, you know, that's just so fun.
35:24Back on season 11.
35:25I was amping it up, bitch.
35:26Watching your season, I found that he was so annoying.
35:30I hated you.
35:31I was like, shut this bitch up.
35:33Bye.
35:34Girl.
35:34I didn't realize April was going to be the she is queen this season.
35:39Did I not say the shame will reveal itself?
35:43To the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, Tournament of All Stars.
35:48She's the salt to my pepper.
35:50It's Michelle Versailles.
35:51Girls, what's my weakness?
35:53Men.
35:53Okay, then.
35:55He puts the D in duets.
35:58It's my HBF, Jamal Sims.
36:00Now, this ain't RuPaul's hot best friend race.
36:05It is now.
36:07And she's our queen bee, the ravishing Renee Rapp.
36:12Now, Renee, is it really hoes before bros?
36:14I've never met a bro.
36:15I only know the hoes.
36:18Well, you've come to the right place.
36:20This week, we challenged our queens to perform as duos.
36:24And I've got exciting news.
36:25All three songs have been nominated for Best Duet at this year's Shablammy Awards.
36:32And tonight, on the runway, category is, you better ask somebody.
36:39All Stars, start your engines.
36:41And may the best drag queen win.
36:51Welcome to the 69th Annual Shablammy Awards.
36:55Brought to you by Stop That Train.
36:57The first feature film from the drag race universe.
37:00In theaters, June 12th.
37:03And now, the nominees for Best Duet.
37:07First up, HBF by Vivacious and Silken Nutmeg Ganache.
37:13The duo you didn't know you needed with my hot best friend.
37:18She my HBF, my number one squeeze.
37:20She like to call me drummer and she know we.
37:23She my HBF, she may be complete.
37:25She call me don't you girl, she's such a sweetie.
37:27S-I-L-K-Y, Miss Silky.
37:30Sister is fierce, my sister is milky.
37:32She be turning it and you just can't take it.
37:35Turning up the man, I know move faking it.
37:37Better than collard greens and cornbread.
37:39The fans go crazy over mother's head.
37:42Let you know you're calling my mini-me.
37:44Sweet tea, get sour if you're talking about me.
37:46She my HBF, my number one squeeze.
37:49She like to call me drummer and she know we.
37:51She my HBF, she may be complete.
37:53She call me don't you girl, she's such a sweetie.
37:56HBF, I rather than cheat.
37:58Evening just like Dory K and Ashley.
38:00She my HBF, I know she got me.
38:03We Sizin' Sisters and we has an Akiki.
38:05I'm from Jamaica known for jerk chicken.
38:08Mississippi girl and a fiend delixion.
38:10Haters gonna hate, we gonna be on top.
38:13Treat her like Instagram.
38:14From Profile Blocks.
38:16Ooh, ain't nobody better than my sister.
38:18My sister all that in a bag of chips.
38:20And together, we so hot, hot, hot, hot.
38:24She my HBF, my number one squeeze.
38:27She like to call me drummer and she know we.
38:29She my HBF, she may be complete.
38:31She call me don't you girl, she's such a sweetie.
38:34HBF, I rather than cheat.
38:36We're twinning just like Dory K and Ashley.
38:38She my HBF, I know she got me.
38:41We Sizin' Sisters and we have an Akiki.
38:45I'm so excited, matey.
38:47Oh my god.
38:52Next, Dreamin' of Me by April Carrion and Selena Estudis.
38:59Hello, is this Estudis?
39:01Which flavor of the month is this?
39:03June, May.
39:04It's April and I'm no fool.
39:06Stop sleeping with my man.
39:08Girl, I'm not sleeping with your man.
39:10He's sleeping with me.
39:11I smelled your rotten types all over him last night.
39:15Well, take a big whiff, cause I'm not going anywhere.
39:18I heard you go round like a taxi.
39:23With that face, you can only do his body.
39:25Woof, woof, because of you I got an STD.
39:27Carry on, pack it up by the new man.
39:30Cause you can't keep him home at night.
39:33You can't milk him, make him jiggle like a king.
39:35You can't have him for now, but his heart is not free.
39:39Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
39:44He might answer your calls, but you know what he needs.
39:48Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
40:18He might answer your calls, but you know what he needs.
40:23Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
40:28I'm sorry.
40:29The mailbox you're trying to reach is full, bitch.
40:42And our final nominee, Hose Before Bros.
40:46By Ora Maiori and Crystal Method.
40:49Please stand by for this important message about hose.
40:54Take some advice from a queen that knows.
40:57When it comes to meds, it's hose before bros.
41:00Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
41:04How's me, four, bro?
41:06How's me, four, bro?
41:07How's me, four, bro?
41:08I know the jaws of country stuck on the floor
41:10When we walk in, they stuck and crawling
41:12Ew, sister, is that your ex?
41:15I've had enough of dirty mists-ers
41:20Giving me blisters
41:21You better get that check, sis!
41:23Take some advice from a queen that knows
41:26When it comes to lenses
41:37When the bros think faith is shit, I've seen your stick, and it ain't that thick
41:41Have you seen my thighs and cheeks? Don't touch, I'll break you free
41:44Do I look like a booty call? I'm tired of men, get rid of them all
41:47Big balls, nice and tall, boy I don't care, let's go to the mall
41:52Ooooooh, you broke ass trashy bitches, please don't call me crying
41:57I blocked your number, you're cheating and lying
42:03I'm done with trying
42:04Take some advice from a queen that knows
42:08When it comes to men's it's house before bros
42:12They'll love and leave it cause that's how it goes
42:15When it comes to men's it's house before bros
42:19Ooooooh, house before bros
42:27The all-star duets are available right now to stream and download
42:36Category is, you butter ass somebody
42:40Up first, vivacious
42:42Ooooooooh, so pretty
42:44The story that I am telling is a futuristic butter yellow alien
42:49Butter has arrived
42:50My headpiece is cropped up and I am giving you a neckline that goes all the way down to the
42:57back
42:57I want them to feel drama, I want them to see something so unexpected and so grand dame
43:03That they be like, oh I didn't know vivacious was capable of that
43:06Ooooooh, rock bitch
43:07It's not nice to fool mother nature
43:12Bitch get back when I step on the runway
43:14Up next, silky nutmeg ganache
43:17Oh that Jiffy Pop's about to blow
43:20Baby, take me to a crab bowl
43:23Dip your crab lids in me honey
43:25Cause the butter is melted and it got some seasoning
43:28It's big silk with the buttermilk
43:30Yes honey, I'm taking her to lobster fest
43:34Look at my body baby
43:36The shape is proportioned
43:38I feel delicious, I look delicious
43:41The butter stick is oozing and goozing all over me
43:46Get into it
43:49Up next, April, carry on
43:51Coco, coco, coco, coco
43:53We gigante come coco
43:57I am un gigante
44:00A very iconic character in the Puerto Rican bomba
44:04Which is a very traditional Puerto Rican dance
44:06Nobody does it butter
44:08And with this look I am really doing a marriage of two things I love
44:12Which is Puerto Rican culture and queerness
44:15And I want to invoke that happiness and freedom that there is in that bomba dance scene
44:21She got me all horned up over here
44:23More like Grease does
44:27Up next, Selena has titties
44:29She likes to spread them
44:31Yes
44:31So my butter runway
44:33You know I was going to go the obvious route with doing something with butter
44:35But I was like let me dedicate this runway to my mommy
44:37So I have this giant tulip
44:39Her favorite flower
44:40My titties are showing
44:41Very sexy like
44:42I got this sickening wig
44:44I look glamour puss
44:45You butter work
44:48I feel my mommy with me in this moment
44:50I know she's saying I'm so proud of you baby
44:52Even though my titties are showing I know she loves it
44:56I like big butters and I cannot lie
44:59Let's get back when I step on the runway
45:02Up next, Aura Mayari
45:03It's raining butter
45:05Mmm, all that butter
45:06I am this beautiful Filipina from maybe the 50s, maybe the 60s
45:13It's giving very traditional Filipino attire
45:16On Wednesdays we wear butter yellow
45:19I have butterfly sleeves which is a very formal wear for women in the Philippines
45:23It's giving so dainty and so feminine
45:26See, I can be a lady and I can be dainty
45:29She made her butter the old-fashioned way
45:32How's that?
45:33She churned it!
45:37Up next, Crystal Method
45:39This is Homer Simpson's cousin, Butter Simpson
45:42I am a stick of butter fresh from Crystal's Creamery
45:46I'm wearing a full vinyl gown
45:48I really wanted to mimic the shine that a stick of butter has
45:52I can't believe that ain't butter
45:56It's sleek and kind of like reserved for me
46:00I'm just ready to melt on your tongue
46:03Shout out to all the cows
46:05Without you there would be no butter
46:07There'd be no butter
46:18Welcome Queens
46:19Tonight tournament of all-stars rules are in full effect
46:24I'll name the top two all-stars of the week
46:26And each will receive two points
46:29Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win 10,000 duelas
46:33And one coveted extra point
46:37Remember, at the end of this bracket
46:40Only the top two queens with the most points
46:43Will continue on to the semifinals
46:46With the chance to ultimately win
46:48$200,000
46:51Now it's time for the judges' critiques
46:53Starting with HBF
46:55First up, Vivacious
46:58Welcome back
46:59Season six, 13 years ago
47:01Oh my God
47:02So this is kind of like a bat mitzvah for you
47:05A bat mitzvah, a quinceanera, a reunion
47:09This look tonight is amazing
47:12But that lip does not work for me because that's all I see
47:16Maybe like a liner just blending into it would make it a bit more subtle
47:19So we can see more of your face and not just
47:21You have such a strength about you when you perform
47:25You're very grounded in your body
47:28Thank you
47:28Which is really, really fun to watch
47:29Thank you
47:30I did sense a little bit of nervousness in the beginning
47:33You were a little stiff tonight
47:35What was that about?
47:36Don't tell me osteoporosis
47:38Well, child, you know, when your mother dusts it might show up one day
47:42So here I am
47:43Yes, I know, it's knocking on everybody's dough
47:45Knock, knock, honey
47:47I still got my AARP card
47:50Yes, get those discounts
47:52Yes, honey
47:53Up next, the Dr. Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache
47:57Big silk with the skim milk
47:59It's the 2% milk
48:00Oh, okay, there we go
48:03It's 2% baby
48:06This look is gorgeous
48:07I love this bodysuit
48:08And I love that you came out in the big thing of butter
48:11It's so silky, you're so over the top
48:14And it's so drag
48:15You stole the show a little bit
48:16Not mad at you
48:17It is a duet
48:18But I wish you would have figured out the hair in front of your face
48:21And the lipstick situation in front of the fan
48:23But all in all, I loved what you did and your energy was amazing
48:26Tonight you are delivering on all levels
48:29One quick question, Marmaru
48:30Is it crown worthy?
48:31Worthy
48:36Give me my points, mother
48:38Don't leave it in these girls' hands, give me my points, mother
48:43Next, Dreaming of Me
48:45Let's start with April Carrion
48:47This outfit I'm assuming has something to do with Puerto Rico
48:51Yeah, it's representing a camp figure for a dance called Bomba
48:56But it's not very queer friendly
48:58So I decided to take that and make it my own
49:01I love that, also this headpiece is stunning
49:04I guess, yeah
49:05It's so, so beautiful
49:06The thing that I remember most about your performance
49:09Your lines are really clean
49:11You understand your body as a performer so well
49:14I think one of my favorite verses tonight was
49:17I heard you get around like a taxi
49:19With a face like that you can only do a doggy
49:21I mean, from the top, it was on and popping
49:25You're not a singer, singer
49:27But anything I threw at you, you tried
49:30And you know what?
49:31It ended up just fine
49:32It ended up being where it needed to be
49:34Thank you, thank you
49:35Up next, Selena S. Titties
49:38First thing, not to objectify you
49:40The titties are here, I'm seeing them, I'm loving them
49:43Our nipples are actually looking at each other right now
49:45They're on tent, both headlights
49:47Thank you
49:48This right here is gorgeous to me
49:51It looks like a sculpture
49:53Every flower, perfectly placed
49:55I love that you did this up-do with the half-moons
49:59It's perfect
50:00And then the performance, you killed it
50:03Selena, what I noticed recording with you
50:05Is the growth in you
50:07There was a calmness, there was a happiness
50:09There is a lightness to you this time around
50:13You know, when I left for season 15
50:15My mom, she had beat cancer twice at that point
50:17And she was like, I'm good, I'm fine
50:18But she was dying
50:19Yeah
50:20You know, so that was really, I think
50:22Why I was so discombobulated
50:23So tonight, this, my mommy loved tulips
50:26So this is for my mom
50:28Thank you
50:30Next up, hoes before bros
50:33Starting with Aura Mayari
50:35Aura, bitch you can sing
50:38Oh, thanks
50:38The texture and the restraint
50:40And how you navigate and maneuver that voice
50:44Was very impressive in this number
50:46I thought you were so good
50:47When you were being a bro
50:48When you were rapping
50:49That was so fun and refreshing to see
50:51When y'all came through that door
50:54The energy blew me back
50:56Like, y'all started at a high and went higher
50:58What's your dance background?
51:00I just grew up dancing for fun
51:01But never had any type of training
51:03You're so fucking clean
51:05Thank you
51:07And tonight, you look absolutely stunning
51:10This kind of traditional Filipino butterfly sleeve
51:12Yes
51:13And you've got the parasol
51:14The whole dress is absolutely gorgeous
51:15Really well done
51:17Thank you so much
51:19Well, here she is y'all
51:20Crystal Method
51:22Hello, Rue
51:23Oh my gosh, this look is so chic
51:26It looks like Jeremy Scott from Moschino
51:27It has the humor, but it also has the high fashion silhouette
51:32Very sophisticated, very crystal method
51:35I'm gonna be honest
51:36The performance, you blew me away
51:39You stood right there, neck to neck with Aura
51:42Performing on set pieces that move
51:45You know, a lot of core
51:46More than you think, believe you mean
51:48I figured that out, yeah
51:50So, kudos to you both
51:51On your season, you weren't the strongest dancer
51:54If I remember correctly
51:55No
51:55It was wonderful to see
51:57It was like, whoa
51:59I didn't see it coming, but I'm sure glad it did
52:01Thank you
52:02Thank you, all-stars
52:03I think we've heard enough
52:04While you untuck backstage
52:07The judges and I will deliberate
52:09You may leave the stage
52:14Now, just between us squirrel friends
52:16What do you think?
52:18Now, we are looking for the top two all-stars of the week
52:22First up, Vivacious and Silky Nutmeg Ganache
52:26First of all, it's so great to see Vivacious back
52:28However, I think she was a little stiff and a little bit nervous
52:31But then, it started to loosen up through the performance
52:34And it's not easy to step up to Silky's level
52:36They're sort of like playing into each other's maybe strengths and weaknesses
52:40Which I love when somebody 50-50s the other one out
52:42But I think that Vivacious could have tried a little harder
52:45Next, April Carrion and Selena Estidis
52:48I thought it was a good night for both of them
52:50I was so happy to see them connect
52:51They really complement each other very well
52:53You know, I could hear in some of April's vocals
52:55Where it was a little, you know, she was pushing it
52:58But it actually ultimately worked out
53:00They looked good, their choreography was tight
53:02And they both looked adorable here on the main stage
53:04I thought they were wonderful together
53:06Aura and Crystal
53:07They really, really complemented each other well
53:10And I also think they were really very strong movers
53:12If not dancers, which I really liked
53:15I agree
53:15They were like, okay Mel and Kim
53:19Okay Bardot, like it was actually a duo
53:22Do you know what I mean?
53:23Yeah, yeah
53:23Felt like a modern day weather girls, you know
53:26Because they came out here with such a purpose
53:28And such an objective
53:29That I was buying it from the very beginning
53:32Absolutely
53:33Silence!
53:34I've made my decision
53:35Bring back my all-stars
53:39Welcome back queens
53:40Now based on your duet performances
53:42And your runway presentations
53:45I've made some decisions
53:49This year, the Shablammy Award for Best Duet goes to
53:58Aura Maiori and Crystal Methic
54:02Ahhhh!
54:03Condragulations!
54:05You're the top two all-stars of the week
54:07And you've each earned two points
54:10Will the rest of you please step to the back of the stage
54:21Aura and Crystal
54:23This week, you made beautiful music together
54:27Tonight, there can only be one winner
54:30Two all-stars stand before me
54:34Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
54:37Win 10,000 dollars
54:39And earn a coveted extra point
54:42In the tournament of all-stars
54:46The time has come
54:48For you to lip-sync
54:51For
54:52Your
54:54Legacy!
54:57I'm gonna do whatever it takes
54:59I don't care if I'm doing a split
55:01Which I can't do
55:02But I'mma do it
55:03Just to show to the judges
55:05That I deserve that extra point
55:07Although Aura has quickly become one of my close sisters in this competition
55:12It's time to, um, put her in her place
55:15Good luck
55:16And don't
55:17Fuck it up
55:24There's nothing left for us here
55:29There's nothing left for us here
55:32And we won't waste another review
55:43Two
55:48One
55:50Yeah
55:59If you've had enough
56:01You're bored out
56:02You can just stop
56:02Don't you do it
56:05Now
56:06If you've had your fill
56:08Get the check
56:08Get the fill
56:09You can't do it
56:13Tell him to just get out
56:16The first man to talk about
56:19Get back his wrinkles
56:21Show him out
56:22Just look him in the eye
56:24And simply shout
56:27Enough is enough
56:29Is enough
56:30I can't go on
56:31I can't go on
56:33No more love
56:34Enough is enough
56:35Is enough
56:36I want him out
56:38I want him out
56:40That's cool now
56:41I know
56:42I have no choice
56:44From the start
56:48I know
56:49I've got to
56:50You can't go by
56:52I know
56:54I'm tearing up
56:55My claws
56:56Have enough
56:57Have enough
57:05Come on
57:05Give it to us
57:06Give it to us
57:07All right
57:09Oh my
57:36All right
57:45All stars
57:47I've made my decision
57:54Crystal Method
57:55Congratulations
57:56You're a winner baby
57:59Yes
58:01You've earned a cash tip
58:03Of 10,000 dollars
58:04Perfect
58:05Plus tickets for you
58:07And your friends
58:07To see Stop That Train
58:09In theaters June 12th
58:11Plus an extra point
58:13Which gives you a total
58:14Of three points
58:16Just the amount of legs
58:17I have
58:20Vivacious
58:20Silky
58:22April
58:23Selena
58:24Please step to the front
58:25Of the stage
58:34All stars
58:35With great power
58:37Comes great responsibility
58:39Each week
58:40The bottom four queens
58:42Will each receive one point
58:44But
58:45You cannot keep
58:46The point
58:47For yourself
58:48You must give it away
58:50To the all star
58:51You believe
58:52Is the MVQ
58:54The most valuable queen
58:56Of the week
58:57Choose wisely
58:58Because at the end
58:59Of this bracket
59:00The two queens
59:01With the most points
59:02Will move on
59:03To the semifinals
59:04The other queens
59:06Will be eliminated
59:10Condragulations all stars
59:11And remember
59:12If you can't love yourself
59:14How in the hell
59:15Are you going to love
59:15Somebody else
59:16Can I get an amen
59:17Up in here
59:18Amen
59:19All right
59:19Now let the music play