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00:10I feel great that I dodged a bullet and then I'm still here, but I kind of walked into this
00:18competition hoping that I would just have this beautiful, untouchable, flawless journey to
00:26the crown and that is not exactly how it's going. I just got to, you know, pick myself back up
00:33and live to slay another day. Thank y'all for keeping us. Yes. Well, we don't fully know that.
00:40Okay, well, I don't know what your vote was, but I'm looking at these girls right here.
00:43Do you guys want to look in the box? Yeah.
00:47One Mariah. Two Mariah. Three Mariah. One Shea.
00:56Who's that? Two Shea. Two Shea.
01:01I'm sorry, what, what, what, what, what in the what, what? One India.
01:05Well, if today is full of only one thing, it is surprises. Yeah.
01:09Is that your Mariah? That's my Mariah. So four Mariahs, two Shea, India.
01:14Wow. Well, y'all know who my vote was. I voted for Mariah. I voted for Mariah.
01:18We all know Shea's a powerhouse. I thought the group was going to be like,
01:22Shea's in the bottom. Let's get her out.
01:28This backfired on my ass.
01:30I'll be honest. Shea, I voted for you.
01:32Okay.
01:32It was not personal at all. It was the hardest vote.
01:35Like, I respect each and every one of you so much as artists.
01:38And I've gotten to know you guys even more since we've been here.
01:41And I consider you my friend.
01:43But Mariah is like my sister.
01:46And I just couldn't do it.
01:48I mean, there were two votes for me.
01:50The next vote for Shea was me.
01:53Just because I didn't want to send Mariah home personally, I didn't want to deal with that inside me.
01:59I saw Mariah work so hard that I couldn't do that to her.
02:03So you didn't think that I worked hard?
02:05I did. I think you did great, like I said to you before.
02:07I know you said you didn't want to choose Mariah, so you chose Shea.
02:11Why not India?
02:12Oh, India was out of the question for me because I think her performance was great.
02:16So it went down to the critiques that were the hardest for me.
02:20India was in the bottom twice.
02:22So how is it that India is like not even an option?
02:26When out of all the girls that are remaining here, I'm the only one that's won a challenge and a
02:32lip sync.
02:33So.
02:34It just puts a lot of things into perspective.
02:37It just, it literally shows that it could be any one of us, any day.
02:41At any time.
02:43I'm not terribly surprised at how these two girls are playing the game because if I were scared, I would
02:48do the same thing.
02:49But girl, I'm always going to be thinking about the fact that you tried to send me home.
02:54These girls have no idea the kind of game I can play.
03:01So, let's have some fun.
03:04The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics, a coveted
03:11spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $100,000.
03:16With our extra special guest judge, Sarah Hyland.
03:30RuPaul's Drag Race
03:33We're back, back again.
03:36I got my first win last week.
03:38Now, what if I win this week?
03:42Bitch.
03:44Good Juju is here.
03:46She says, thanks for making this a better experience.
03:48Love, Mariah, a.k.a. Balenciaga, a.k.a. Paris, a.k.a. Successful, a.k.a. Bottom.
03:56Mug four days.
03:56Mug four days.
03:58Oh, I love Mariah.
03:59She's an extra person.
04:01Knowing damn well, I got to get ready there.
04:03Oh, here.
04:04Here you go.
04:04All right.
04:05Let me show you how to do this because I know you haven't done this before.
04:08Oh!
04:10With each elimination, you start to realize, I'm doing something right.
04:15I'm still here, bitch.
04:17I feel like this is some kind of bad Juju Santeria curse or something that every time
04:23you win a challenge, the winner finishes in the bottom.
04:27Or if you're in the top.
04:28Wait, is that what's been happening?
04:30Yeah.
04:32I feel like, yes.
04:33And then you were in the bottom.
04:34You were in the bottom.
04:34Then you and Juju.
04:39Oh, don't put no bad Juju on this.
04:41She got that good Juju, don't you?
04:42Oh.
04:42Woo!
04:43Girl!
04:44She done already the hair hurt.
04:46My all-stars, a dangerous woman once said, there's no such thing as bad publicity because
04:53if you can handle a scandal, your walk of shame could lead you to the Hall of Fame.
05:00Oh, it's crazy for scandals.
05:04I like that.
05:05Hello, hello, hello.
05:07Hi!
05:09Ladies, when they go low, we go high.
05:14But sometimes you just gotta love some good old Hollywood gossip.
05:19That's for sure.
05:20That's true.
05:20So, for this week's maxi challenge, you'll be caught behaving badly on the nationally syndicated
05:27gossip show, She-M-Z.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:35Hashtag all-stars five.
05:36Working in teams, you need to improv your way through some scandalous situations.
05:43And you gotta be funny.
05:45Make me laugh.
05:46Team number one is India and Mayhem.
05:48Wow.
05:50Come over here, bitch.
05:53India, you'll play a celebrity who's a chronic shoplifter.
05:58And Mayhem, you'll play the thirsty shop girl who catches her in the act.
06:03Let's do this.
06:04Okay.
06:05Team two is Jujubee, Blair, and Cracker.
06:08Oh, yes.
06:10Jujubee, you'll play an overprotective drag mother.
06:13Oh, that's fine.
06:14Blair, you'll play her obnoxious, ungrateful daughter.
06:18Oh, okay.
06:20And Miss Cracker, you'll play a shady queen at the center of a college admissions scandal.
06:26Wow.
06:27And that means team three is Shea Coulee and Alexis Mateo.
06:31Oh.
06:33Oh, shit.
06:36Shea, you'll play an icy drag queen who's been fired from the fake housewives of Tuckahoe for being too fake.
06:45Alexis, you'll play a messy drag queen who's been fired from the same trashy reality show for being too trashy.
06:54Typecast.
06:55We're just typecast.
06:57All stars, start your engine and may the best woman win.
07:01Yes.
07:03Come on, boys.
07:08Bitch, we're about to act a fool of a hair.
07:11And SheMZ, how clever.
07:13Today's challenge is SheMZ.
07:15Let me tell you, I love the gossip and I like to talk shit.
07:18So, this is right up my alley.
07:22This is going to be funny because I know that you're a thief.
07:25Uh-huh.
07:26Oh, yeah.
07:27Yeah, absolutely.
07:28Because, you know, I've seen you over in my closet over there a couple times.
07:32I didn't say that I was a smooth thief.
07:36So, you're not a smooth criminal.
07:37No, I'm not a smooth criminal.
07:38I'm just a criminal.
07:41Being the good Christian lady that I am.
07:44I am assigned the shoplifter.
07:47Deja vu.
07:48It's funny because, all honesty, when I started track, I would steal stuff.
07:53Like, I absolutely was a shoplifter.
07:57And I got caught one time stealing three dresses.
08:00And I had to go to court for that.
08:01Clearly, I'm not proud of that.
08:03But I did my community service.
08:06You know what I want to do?
08:07What?
08:07I want to steal this win from everyone else.
08:10That's what we need to do.
08:12Last time when I did an improv challenge, I went home.
08:15It's big.
08:16Okay, all right.
08:18It's long.
08:19I just wanted you to go further with it.
08:21You can't be too big.
08:23I want to prove to Rue I'm not that girl from season 10.
08:27This time, I'm coming to win.
08:33When I've worked on a team with someone, they've gone home.
08:37Right.
08:38So, I'm hoping we can break that curse.
08:40Oh, we're going to break it.
08:41I'm hoping we're going to break it because I'm not going home.
08:43If someone goes home, it better be you.
08:46Oh, well, I already know that I have your vote.
08:49I do not trust Alexis as far as I can throw her.
08:54Y'all know that ain't far.
08:55But I am going to put my most professional panties on right now.
08:59And we're going to get this job done.
09:01And I'll handle our personal stuff after this.
09:05So, you're playing a little Miss Perfect.
09:07Yes.
09:08She's a control freak.
09:09You have made your rage issues.
09:12Okay.
09:13Okay.
09:13She's fake.
09:14Oh, this is so, she was so close to real life.
09:18I was like, so wait, I want to read about your character, Alexis Mateo, the hot mess.
09:31She thinks Shay is an uptight bitch.
09:33I think so.
09:34I'm getting in character.
09:36Yes, I understand.
09:37She got kicked off the show because even though she was great TV, she was such a liability, she became
09:42difficult to ensure.
09:43Right.
09:44She'll do anything for fame and attention, and she's pretty open about that.
09:48Right, like me.
09:48Yeah, yes.
09:50Our scene is called eating with the enemy.
09:53We try to put an act on, like we're good friends.
09:56But they were throwing shade under our breath.
09:58Right.
09:59We just look at each other like, it's very on point with us.
10:05I feel like these characters are actually pretty like spot on for us to play, especially like off of each
10:11other.
10:12So this is going to be a super fun challenge or a disaster in the making.
10:18You know, it's like this challenge is really about like how, first of all, I see this as a comedy
10:23challenge, but it's how quick you are.
10:25Because it's improv.
10:27Yeah.
10:27And we have to have a lot of fun with it.
10:29Yeah.
10:29I have a good juju on my team, but I also have bad juju, because I think Blair might have
10:35been plotting against me.
10:36In the interest of what Alexis has been saying about full honesty, I just want to say a few things.
10:43I'll make it quick.
10:45Okay.
10:46Okay.
10:47Blair, you and I have been friends for two years.
10:49Facts.
10:50We had a challenge where feathers were ruffled for you and mayhem.
10:55Another fact, in this very room, Alexis strongly suggested.
11:01That you and perhaps mayhem were discussing strategies to push me out of this competition.
11:07What?
11:10I've never once tried to strategize to get you out of this competition.
11:13Okay.
11:13And you can ask mayhem, you can ask anyone else in this entire room, in this entire competition.
11:16There's been some tension between us the past few days while we've been here.
11:19But it's because I needed my space.
11:20Yeah, same.
11:21I've been in my space.
11:22Fully same.
11:22It's not because I didn't want whatever was going on, whatever had been said to continue.
11:27Right.
11:27But I don't want to push you out.
11:30Okay.
11:32Hmm.
11:33Right now, the investigation is saying she is not, not, not guilty.
11:38But I hope we can put any differences aside and move forward.
11:41Yeah.
11:42Everything's not 100, but I also want to win this goddamn challenge.
11:46I do value your friendship and I felt like my friendship with you was kind of compromised
11:51and that's what frustrated me.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Yeah.
11:53I would rather compete with you as a friend, honestly.
11:55I would rather help each other get to the top and have RuPaul choose.
12:01It's like a juju sandwich with two pieces of white bread.
12:06I'm aroused.
12:07Who knows?
12:08You know, in this competition, there's a lot that goes on.
12:10We may have other moments where we're frustrated with each other.
12:12Oh, I hope you do because it's so hot.
12:16All right.
12:16All right.
12:17You guys, I want to get to the challenge.
12:18Yeah.
12:18I do too.
12:19We ain't got time for this, but I'm very intrigued because I want to see how this goes down.
12:23Dun-dun-dun.
12:30It's me, Kressley Carson.
12:32So what's the tea?
12:33Hey, Kressley.
12:34The titties were not real.
12:36Liberace was gay?
12:39Come on, fellas.
12:40Give it to me straight.
12:42Where did Justin Bieber come from?
12:51Fake Housewives of Tuckahoe alert.
12:54We ran into Shea Coulee and Alexis Mateo having lunch.
12:58Shea!
12:59Oh, here you go, Shea.
13:00Is it acting natural?
13:00Alexis, it's GMZ.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:03Having smergatroyd.
13:05I thought they hated each other.
13:06The only thing sadder than one ex-fake housewife, I'm not just sickening, I'm contagious.
13:14It's two ex-fake housewives.
13:17I might be pretty on the outside, but on the inside, I'm pure garbage.
13:23Bam!
13:27I have to ask, what are two of reality TV's most infamous enemies doing having lunch together?
13:32Well, everyone's got to eat.
13:34I mean, especially if you're Alexis Mateo.
13:36Oh, you're so cute.
13:39Our sources say you were kicked off the show for being too trashy.
13:43Oh, no.
13:43I was never kicked out of the show.
13:45Shea, why do you think Alexis got kicked off the show?
13:48I don't want to talk about Alexis' multiple failures.
13:52Because I didn't get...
13:52Hey, I didn't get kicked out.
13:55If you can't lie to yourself, then how the hell are you going to lie to somebody else?
13:59You said it, man.
14:00Got me there?
14:01That's you.
14:01Gotcha, bro.
14:03You ordered a lot of food there.
14:04Is there any truth to the rumors that you're eating for two?
14:08More like drinking for two.
14:09I didn't want to say this, but I am pregnant.
14:16This is a SheMZ exclusive.
14:17I don't know what she did.
14:18You know this, but I am also pregnant too.
14:22Do you know who the baby daddy is?
14:23Okay, I shouldn't be saying this because I signed an NDA, but he's also Blac Chyna's baby daddy.
14:29Wait a minute.
14:31That's the father of my kid too.
14:34No, because...
14:35Oh, yes it is.
14:37Are you even really pregnant or is that just a food baby?
14:40You are so offensive because you know you're lying, sweetheart.
14:44Food baby.
14:45Food baby.
14:46Food baby.
14:47Don't get this.
14:48There's nothing.
14:49Proof it.
14:50This girl right here is lying.
14:52There you have it.
14:54It's a pillow.
14:56This girl.
14:57What are you doing?
15:00She's a sick too.
15:01Wow.
15:02Did not see that coming.
15:05That's what she said.
15:10We're garbage.
15:16Get out of here.
15:17Thank you for this again.
15:18Wait, wait, wait.
15:20Everything on me is real.
15:21Everything on me.
15:22Like this?
15:23Let me do this closer.
15:28Don't do this to the food.
15:29I'm taking this to go.
15:31The reality is these bitches are crazy.
15:49Thirsty bitches.
15:50They're thirsty, all right.
15:52For these nuts.
15:53You know what?
15:54That's chauvinistic, dude.
16:06Great stuff.
16:07Give me more.
16:08Fill me up.
16:09Drag mother Jujubee and her social influencer daughter get arrested this morning.
16:20Dude, I heard this Jujubee character bribe college officials to get her daughter to drag you, man.
16:26Gnarly.
16:27Turns out Miss Cracker is at the center of a bribery ring.
16:30Cracker, Miss Cracker.
16:31Miss Cracker, Miss Cracker.
16:32One question.
16:33And she, MZ, caught up with her this morning at the Michelle Visage Free Clinic.
16:39Ew.
16:40Oh, that reminds me.
16:40I've got to get my test results back.
16:47Miss Cracker, Miss Cracker.
16:49It's GMZ.
16:50Do you have any comments about the accusation that you are the drag you fixer?
16:54Drag you fixer?
16:55Well, absolutely not.
16:56Are you aware that Jujubee and Blair were arrested for their part in the scandal?
17:01Well, I certainly don't know those two.
17:04I've never heard those names before.
17:05And I said...
17:06What is that?
17:07Nothing.
17:08It has nothing to do with anything.
17:10So you're saying you've never heard of Jujubee or her daughter, Blair?
17:14I can say with firmness that I have not.
17:17I haven't heard of those two.
17:19Excuse me.
17:19Excuse me.
17:20We just got out of jail.
17:21Oh.
17:25It's all right.
17:25It's all right.
17:26We spent 24 full hours.
17:2824.
17:29That's how long it was?
17:30Yes.
17:30You were asleep, sweetheart.
17:31I'm GMZ.
17:32Tell me all about it.
17:33I watch you all the time.
17:34I was sitting in bed, reading my stories, doing her nails, and then the police break-in.
17:40It was terrible.
17:41We were in there and there was overhead lighting.
17:44Oh.
17:44How dare you.
17:46Jujubee, Jujubee.
17:47Why did you bribe Miss Cracker to get your daughter into Drag U?
17:50Because Drag U is the most prestigious college out there.
17:53And I want my daughter to succeed.
17:55I think she is the next drag superstar.
17:57Let's go of me, Mother.
17:57I didn't even want to go to Drag U.
18:00Blair, can I just say, I follow you on Instagram.
18:02Oh, I do.
18:02Do you really know?
18:04I let that Blair St. Clair influence me any day.
18:08Hashtag fun.
18:11You know what I mean.
18:13Oh, I think I just said I was in a gang.
18:14If I'm going down.
18:16You're going down.
18:17I have gone down.
18:19I know you're going down, too.
18:21We play our cards, right?
18:23What?
18:24I'm wearing the butterfly wig you gave me.
18:26Oh, please.
18:27Let your butterfly flap a little more for me, love.
18:30All you have to do is tell these reporters there's absolutely more going on with us.
18:39Wait, what, Mom?
18:40I love you, but I can't.
18:42Ooh, dude.
18:44Did you see?
18:45She's hot, too.
18:46I know our friendship has been over more bumps than your foundation stick.
18:51But it's time for us to stick together.
18:53Tell she, MZ, that I am innocent.
18:56No, I have proof.
18:58It's in my pocketbook.
18:59Do you want to see it?
19:00Do you want to see it?
19:02Wait, is that Blair's face on Laganja Estrange's body?
19:06Perhaps, possibly, maybe.
19:08All this proves is that I taught her the key elements of drag.
19:12Like charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and also Photoshop.
19:16There is nothing wrong with that in this era.
19:19Nothing at all.
19:20Here's a clap for your performance.
19:22The only claps I've gotten are in the bar scene, which is more than I can say for you.
19:26Oh, no one has been to your show in years.
19:29When Lady Gaga said there could be a hundred people in a room, you were shocked.
19:33It's really good.
19:34Keep going.
19:35I'm going to put it to you plain.
19:36I'm going to tell you what people say behind your backs.
19:39You're dumb.
19:39And you're ugly.
19:41I am not.
19:42No one calls me dumb, you lit licker.
19:46How dare you.
19:49I've been waiting all day to do this.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:53Mother.
19:54And again.
19:55In a different direction, Lou.
19:57And a different one.
19:59That Miss Cracker, she don't even need to wear sunscreen because she is shady as hell.
20:06She's hot, though.
20:10Dude, India Fair is back in the news again.
20:13Didn't she get busted a few years ago for shoplifting?
20:17It seems she's been mopping some expensive items.
20:21We caught up with her and this angry-ass shop girl in the parking lot of Fred Sheagle.
20:26Ooh, Fred Sheagle.
20:28I get all my man blouses there.
20:30Look at this one.
20:31It's so pretty.
20:31It smells like a guy named Carlos.
20:37India.
20:38India, hi.
20:39Oh, my God.
20:39Hi.
20:39It's Shamsie.
20:40Hi.
20:41How are you?
20:42I'm wonderful.
20:42You look gorgeous.
20:43Thank you so much.
20:44Our SheMZ viewers want to know how you dealt with all the shoplifting in your past.
20:49With, I'm sorry, what?
20:50You know, you have a history of shoplifting.
20:52That is the old me, SheMZ.
20:55Hey!
20:57Um, I've got to go.
20:58Get back over here!
21:00What do you want from me?
21:01I know who you are.
21:02You just came into my store and you took everything.
21:05No, I bought everything.
21:06No, no, no.
21:07I saw you taking some vases and then you put some other stuff in your bag, girl.
21:10No.
21:10I saw you.
21:11You were caught on candid camera.
21:13Y'all have cameras?
21:14SheMZ over here.
21:15SheMZ?
21:18SheMZ?
21:18Am I mistaken or are you mayhem from the 22nd season of The Bitchler?
21:22All this could have been yours.
21:24Yours is so stupid.
21:27What are you doing here?
21:28Say hi to the SheMZ viewers.
21:30Hi, guys.
21:31Hi.
21:32Is that mayhem?
21:34She's a foxy lady.
21:36Hey, Cressley.
21:36Don't you think she's hot?
21:37I do love her lipstick.
21:39It's a pretty color.
21:42Explain to me what's going on here.
21:43Did India steal some vases?
21:45But I bought everything.
21:47Oh, you bought it?
21:47Yeah.
21:48Watch this, bitch.
21:50What?
21:53Back up, everybody.
21:55This is all paid for.
21:57You need to check your battery.
21:59I know you stole the things.
22:01No, I didn't.
22:02I didn't steal these things.
22:03You stole?
22:03I've been in therapy.
22:04For what?
22:05Being a thief-arela?
22:06I have to confess something.
22:06SheMZ, listen to me.
22:07I have to confess something to the world.
22:08What SheMZ is listening?
22:10I'm a licker.
22:16I'm addicted to licking.
22:17It makes me feel good.
22:18Is that a donut?
22:20Can I possibly have a...
22:21Lick?
22:22You're a licker, too?
22:24I don't know.
22:25Maybe.
22:26If you're a true licker, show me.
22:30Lick it.
22:31Lick it.
22:32Lick it.
22:32Oh, my God.
22:33You're a licker.
22:34This is a SheMZ first.
22:36She can lick my donut any time.
22:42I don't get it.
22:43I don't get it.
22:44What?
22:45Hey, listen.
22:45You're not going to believe what happened next.
22:47Hey, ladies.
22:48I hate to break up this lick fest, but our viewers want to know, what happened with those vases?
22:52I didn't steal any vases.
22:56What was that?
22:58Oh, where did that come from?
23:00Oh, my God.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:05Clean it up.
23:06Can I lick it?
23:08Lick it.
23:09Lick it.
23:11I can't be safe.
23:12Nothing could be finer than China in your China.
23:15Or glass in your ass.
23:17Oh, man.
23:20Man, I love my job.
23:28Yes, runway day, runway day, runway day.
23:32Oh, my God.
23:32Are you ready?
23:34Choreography?
23:34Choreography.
23:35This early?
23:35This early, girl.
23:39Bitch, that's a good print.
23:41What you wearing?
23:42You know, just a little camo.
23:43Just a little camo here.
23:44Camo flash couture.
23:46Today, we're getting ready for our runway camo couture.
23:48I don't know what the fuck is camo.
23:50I thought it was camo toe or...
23:54I don't even know.
23:56Oh, girl.
23:56I love you.
23:57You're so real.
23:58Oh, I love you.
23:59You're my best friend.
24:00I love you.
24:01I love you.
24:01I love you.
24:01Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.
24:04Damn it.
24:06I had all this fun with Alexis Mateo during the scene.
24:09And I feel really good about how things went.
24:12So, I'll smile and I'll nod and ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:18But I'm still looking over my shoulder watching you.
24:21How are you feeling, India?
24:23I'm feeling good.
24:25I feel like I delivered my best.
24:28And I feel like that was probably one of my best challenges.
24:31Now, are you afraid there might not be enough of the judges?
24:35Or are you, like, confident on that?
24:37Um, I mean, there's always that thought.
24:38Because, you know, it's always, like...
24:39There's always that thought.
24:40It's always that moment.
24:40It's the gag.
24:41You don't never feel safe.
24:42Girl, yeah.
24:43Here's a question.
24:44Has anybody in this workroom been involved in anything like celebrity blogs?
24:49Maybe SheMZ?
24:51I have.
24:52The weekend I was eliminated from Drag Race.
24:56The race.
24:57There was this article that went around about me on TMZ.
25:01And people uncovered that I had a DUI in my past.
25:05It was, like, a really, really, really hard time for me in my life.
25:08Because I had to read about it, splashed across TMZ.
25:11All these people, like, were reading about me and talking about me.
25:14And they didn't even get to, like, hear my story of, like, who I am.
25:18Right.
25:19Actually, Blair.
25:20Um, I, in my younger days, made some really bad choices.
25:26Um, that I'm not proud of.
25:29I, I have, I have two DUIs.
25:31Whoa.
25:34I am lucky and blessed.
25:37Those foolish choices did not hurt anybody.
25:40Yeah.
25:41Or myself.
25:42When you have that pressure on you to be the life of the party, you want to drink.
25:47You want to do the drugs.
25:48So, I would do the most.
25:50And I had no limits.
25:51It just became this thing of how messy can they be.
25:55And no one wants to admit if they have a problem.
25:57And.
26:02I got arrested in drag both times.
26:05Oh my God.
26:06Jesus Christ.
26:07It was very terrifying.
26:08Um, they, uh, they made me strip down naked.
26:12Oh my God.
26:13To nothing in front of everyone else that was being booked that night.
26:16And actually, one of the officers, uh, took a picture of me.
26:21And they laughed.
26:23Listening to Mayhem's story about her being arrested in drag is painful.
26:28I've never experienced anything like that.
26:30It breaks my heart.
26:31I did, you know, serve some time and stuff.
26:35What?
26:35I didn't even know that.
26:38Um, oh yeah.
26:39It was a moment that I was like, I can't, I can't ever be in this position again.
26:43And after I got out of jail, I went to classes and tried to get some help.
26:51I had no idea that that is insane.
26:53Thanks for sharing.
26:54Yeah.
26:54Thanks for sharing that.
26:54I know how brave that was.
26:56Aw.
26:57You know, on my season, I was trying to hold back.
27:01I was like, I'm just going to keep to myself.
27:03And I feel this time at drag race, I'm more in my skin and I feel comfortable around the
27:09people that are in this work room with me.
27:12So I'm not afraid to let the walls down.
27:15I'm actually happy to share because I know if I'm able to share a little bit of me, it
27:21helps someone else.
27:22Probably sisterhood.
27:23We all love each other.
27:25In twist time for voting.
27:51Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars.
27:55Michelle Visage.
27:57Now, have you ever shoplifted?
27:58You know how I love five fingers.
28:01Discount.
28:01I mean the discount.
28:04Style superstar Carson Kressley.
28:06Now, I understand you're involved in a controversy yourself.
28:10Yes, it's true, Ru.
28:12After my breakout role as Kressley Carson, I'm being accused of stealing jobs from heterosexual
28:17actors.
28:17Oh dear.
28:18Oh dear.
28:19Yeah.
28:19We've got to get Gloria Allred on this.
28:22And the gorgeous Sarah Hyland.
28:24Hi.
28:25Hi.
28:26Now, I hear you were raised by drag queens?
28:29Oh yes, I am a true East Village Hood Rat Queen.
28:32I love it.
28:33This week, we challenge our queens to improv their way out of some celebrity shenanigans.
28:40All-Stars, start your engines.
28:42And may the best woman win.
28:46Everyone can be someone's one.
28:49The category is, come on, camo couture.
28:53First up, Jujubee.
28:54Oh, she's in the army now.
28:56I think she's got some hidden arms.
28:58Yes, she does.
29:00Girl, I am wearing a beautiful red wig.
29:04My lips are red.
29:05The smile is gorgeous.
29:07And I have this huge cape.
29:09It's my play on camouflage and camouflage.
29:11And somewhere in there, there's a camel toe.
29:14I think she goes by the name of G.I. Jujubee.
29:19Ms. Crackle.
29:23That's a basic training bra on the show.
29:25It is?
29:26I'm very excited about my camo look.
29:28I feel sexy.
29:29I feel strong.
29:31I feel like a pin-up girl.
29:33And I feel like a pop star.
29:34She's clearly winning the arms race.
29:36Yeah.
29:37She may get an honorable discharge.
29:39Yeah.
29:39I declare it's Blair St. Clair.
29:43Sporting some wood, I see.
29:44She's really branching out.
29:46She really is, yeah.
29:47I'm giving you a little bit of camel couture meets me camouflaging in couture.
29:53It's a little mother nature meets poison ivy meets tree woman giving you like mother willow, just like weeping.
30:00I'm a fantasy.
30:01Run, Taurus, run.
30:05Shake her leg.
30:06If she waters my cans, will they grow?
30:11This is camouflage for Smurfland.
30:15I'm coming down this runway serving a love child between Coco Chanel and Richard Quinn.
30:21I have my super sweet, sexy, 60s shift dress with some custom hand-poured latex leggings and garters.
30:29And I'm watering all those hydrangeas, being the nosy neighbor who's trying to get all the tea over those hedges.
30:35Yes, she can.
30:37Yes, she can.
30:37H2O.
30:38Mm-hmm.
30:39Alexis Mateo.
30:40She's the abominable drag queen.
30:42Winter is coming.
30:44Yes.
30:44Or at least she's getting close.
30:46I really wanted to not be traditional camouflage, so I went to Hunter's Camouflage.
30:52High fashion, snow queen.
30:55Ooh, bitch, I look sickening.
30:56Because you know what?
30:57If you stay yeti, you ain't got to get yeti.
31:01Mayha Miller.
31:02That's West Hollywood camo, y'all.
31:04Yes.
31:04Mm-hmm.
31:06Camo, she did not.
31:08Oh, my God.
31:09I'm coming as Barbie and G.I. Joe mixed together, bitch.
31:14I'm in pink camo, honey.
31:15I got my hookah boots.
31:16I got my chains out.
31:17I know camo is supposed to be like, I'm hiding, but not me.
31:20I want you to see me coming.
31:24Weapons of ass destruction.
31:28India Farrah.
31:29Well, she's wearing a camono.
31:31She certainly is.
31:33Look at all that latex.
31:34Latex.
31:36I am serving video game vixen straight out of a movie camouflage couture.
31:43I'm giving you slicked-back hair, over-the-top makeup, full kimono, full bow.
31:48I am living the camo fantasy.
31:51It's a wrap.
31:56Welcome, all stars.
31:58Based on your performances in the challenge and your runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
32:06When I call your name, please step forward.
32:11Chez Coulet.
32:13Blair St. Clair.
32:17You are both safe.
32:23You may leave the stage.
32:25Thank you so much.
32:30Ladies, now it's time for the judges' critiques.
32:34First up, Jujubee.
32:36There were so many great moments in your She and Z.
32:40In this whole group, I kind of count on you for the funny, and I think you delivered it really
32:44well.
32:44I think what was so great about it was that you had many layers to your character.
32:48You were going down.
32:49You waited.
32:50You took your time.
32:51You listened.
32:52You were always a yes-and type of improv actor, and I really, really appreciated that.
32:57Tonight on the runway, you look stunning.
32:59I was getting kind of, I'm married to a very rich hunter.
33:02He's married to me.
33:03Yep, okay, whatever it is.
33:06It's beautiful.
33:07The only criticism I would have is that I would love one little something that would give us that extra
33:12little wow factor.
33:15Mish Cracker.
33:16Hello.
33:17The thing about you, Cracker, is you tend to get in your head a little bit too much.
33:21And when Cracker gets in her head, a lot of voices start going.
33:24And sometimes they get in your way.
33:26In this challenge, that was not the case.
33:30From the minute you were looking through the window, it was a joy to watch you.
33:34I definitely felt like you were the leader of the challenge.
33:36The way that you interacted with everyone, including Ross, was absolute perfection.
33:41I gagged the entire time.
33:43This look on the runway is the bomb.
33:46That was a joke.
33:47That was a joke.
33:48Yes.
33:49I think it's a great concept, giving us kind of that camo, but a little bit more of like a
33:53Britney show girl kind of vibe.
33:54Like if Ariana Grande and Destiny's Child Survivor, if they had a baby, that's you.
34:01That's the outfit.
34:02I'm just so proud of you tonight.
34:04Tonight was a really good moment for Cracker.
34:07Up next, Alexis Mateo.
34:10Hi.
34:10Your runway look tonight.
34:12I love that you went with a deer hunter camo.
34:16You came out in a winter camouflage.
34:18It's full on drag.
34:19You're giving us a drag queen fantasy.
34:21It is fantasy.
34:22It is snow queen, eleganza, and a real standout amongst the more literal, you know, camo.
34:28It's stunning.
34:28In the acting challenge, I think the key for you, it's about really listening.
34:33Don't worry about filling the silence all the time.
34:35I think when you get excited, you tend to cut people off.
34:38So you're cutting Shay off a little bit.
34:40My favorite part is when you shoved food in your titties and you said saving it for later.
34:44Do not waste the good food.
34:45I get what everybody is saying though.
34:47You do find gold when you listen to your partner.
34:51Up next, Mayhem Miller.
34:53Hey.
34:54In your performance, it started out really strong, but it kind of fizzled for me and I felt it took
35:01a long time to get where y'all were going to go.
35:03I thought the concept was great.
35:05The creativity was this kind of John Waters kind of wackiness, but I have to agree with Michelle.
35:10It did take a long time to get there.
35:13For tonight's runway look, I love this color palette.
35:16It's really, really beautiful on your skin with the hair, your makeup.
35:20It's gorgeous.
35:22Stunning.
35:23Maybe not enough concept for me.
35:24Like, I wish there was more to it.
35:26Like, who are you?
35:27What's your story?
35:28I'm Black Barbie going to combat.
35:29That's what I am.
35:32Okay.
35:33I just feel like it's a little bit light on look for me.
35:36All Stars is really fricking tough and y'all can't get offended because, May, I feel a little bit of
35:40an attitude from you.
35:41I don't have an attitude.
35:42A little bit.
35:42I'm just kicking.
35:44This is difficult, and this is part of this gig.
35:47You know, and we're here to help you shine the best that you can shine.
35:52Up next, India Farah.
35:54Hi.
35:54Your runway look tonight.
35:56I'm obsessed with this hair and makeup.
35:57Can you do this on me?
35:58Absolutely.
35:58Thank God.
36:00This looks very different for you.
36:02Normally, I don't like a black lip and super dark makeup, but I think this all works, especially with the
36:06touches of black leather at the waist combined with the slick back hair.
36:09I think it's refreshing, and I think it's what we want to see, like, surprise us.
36:13You started out so strong in yours.
36:16I mean, a girl with hair and boobs like that with all them shopping bags, I was in it.
36:21And then I kind of felt you deviate, just kind of get flatlined, really.
36:25I think maybe you lost your way a little bit.
36:27It was a little bit of a one note for me where it was kind of a lot of the
36:31same.
36:31You know that it got a little, like, meh towards the middle and then, but dropping vases from your purse
36:36is always great.
36:38Can I say that?
36:39Of course.
36:40I'm doing it right now.
36:43Ladies, it's getting down to the best of the best.
36:47So, based on the judges' critiques, I've made some very difficult decisions.
36:58Miss Cracker.
37:00Congratulations.
37:01You are the top all-star of the week.
37:06Thank you all.
37:07You've won a four-night stay in Montreal, Canada, including hotel and airfare, courtesy of Tourism Montreal.
37:19Jujubee.
37:21Alexis Mateo.
37:24You are safe.
37:29That means India Farah and Mayhem Miller.
37:33I'm sorry, my dears, but you are the bottom two all-stars of the week.
37:38Miss Cracker.
37:39You need to decide which of the bottom queens you will eliminate if you win the lip-sync against this
37:47week's secret lip-sync assassin.
37:49And the rest of you will cast your votes for which bottom queen you think should get the chop.
37:57Now, while you deliberate in the workroom, the judges and I will be baking cookies.
38:06Thank you, ladies. You may leave the stage.
38:10Hello.
38:11Hi.
38:12It feels so good to win the challenge.
38:15I'm so relieved.
38:17It's like being a 39-year-old woman in Hollywood and getting an Oscar.
38:20You're like...
38:24What's going on, guys?
38:26Did you win?
38:27I won.
38:28Congratulations.
38:30I'm in the bottom.
38:31I'm in the bottom, too.
38:33What?
38:33You're lying.
38:34What did you guys think it was going to be?
38:35We thought that you guys would be in the top.
38:37Same.
38:41If this was a court of law, I'm definitely going to say objection, because no, ma'am, why am I
38:47in the bottom?
38:49Now it's time for me to talk to two people that I thought murdered this about why they think they
38:55should stay.
38:56Pleading your case in this game is like lip syncing for your life.
38:59I'm trying to see which of these girls is going to turn it out on the sofa.
39:02I just want to hear from you why you want to be here, why you deserve to be here.
39:08Of course I want to be here.
39:09I wanted to be here because I wanted to prove that I am an all-star.
39:12Yeah.
39:13I wanted to prove that I am that girl, you know?
39:16I am that queen, and I am one of the best.
39:21This sucks.
39:22Right now, I don't know what my strategy is because I'm sad, I'm mad, and the one person I don't
39:29want to have to plead my case to is Cracker.
39:33Do you feel like you showed something different this season than you showed in season 10?
39:39When I left season 10, I was destroyed because I felt like I was a failure, and I felt like
39:44I did not represent me.
39:47This time around, I feel like me has been here.
39:50And you have, like, come out of your shell so much.
39:54We've had friction here, but any troubles that we have have absolutely nothing to do with the decisions that I
40:01make today at all.
40:02However the vote goes today, it's just a game, and I accept the fate what it is.
40:09I feel like this is an opportunity for us to hear out our sis, India.
40:14How are you feeling right now, India?
40:16Crushed, because I felt like I delivered something so strong, and I felt like I was going to be on
40:20the top.
40:21I felt like I delivered the whole scene. I felt very comfortable, I felt funny.
40:25Yeah.
40:26And I felt like she held back in the performance just a little bit.
40:31Where they said that it laid flat, she could have built that up.
40:35I'm not going home. I'm not giving up. No. No signs of weakness here. I'll fight. I'm a monster.
40:41Why do you think you should be here and deserve to be here?
40:44I think that everyone can see my drive and they can see my passion for drag.
40:49Like, it's in my blood. I felt very strong about the performance.
40:53I stepped out of my comfort zone completely. I'm not tapping out. I don't want to go home.
40:57Yeah.
40:58Bitch, I want to be here.
40:59Do you feel that Mayhem has shown everything that she has to show?
41:04I was a little upset during the challenge, working with her.
41:08Because prior to it, we were so like, oh, we're going to do this.
41:11And when we got out there, like...
41:13Girl.
41:14You felt like she didn't get in there and get dirty.
41:16Yeah.
41:16And you feel like you did not hold back at all.
41:19I did. Absolutely not.
41:21I will say this about India. She's biting hard.
41:24She's like, look, I need to be here. I could be in the bottom to the very end.
41:28I'll bottom my way to the top if I have to. Go on.
41:31I'm really gagged.
41:33You did not see it going this way.
41:35I had fun with the challenge yesterday. I felt comfortable with the challenge.
41:38And I stand by it.
41:40We were committed. I'm proud of my scene partner because she stepped up and was committed along with me.
41:48I can't say anything else other than I'm gagged too.
41:53I guess I'm just trying to take everything in.
41:56It's always interesting to hear what the judges have had to say.
42:00But you know what? This is our choice.
42:01Exactly.
42:01It's our choice.
42:02What matters to me is what my peers think.
42:05Because you know what a good queen is.
42:07So if you see me, that's what matters to me.
42:12I'm happy with whatever the outcome is.
42:15God.
42:16The first week I vote for her and she's crazy upset and she's taking it personally.
42:21And now, honestly, I don't know why she's not fighting harder for herself.
42:25Like, who is this mayhem and why have you checked out?
42:36Now, I know what y'all are thinking. This is India's third week at the bottom.
42:40But Mayhem voted for me to go home last week.
42:44So...
42:45I feel like it would be rude of me to not return the favor.
42:56Oh my gosh.
43:03I love you so much. I'm so proud of you.
43:07I was a fan of drag before I became a drag queen.
43:10India, I'm a fan of yours.
43:17Mayhem and I traveled a rocky road.
43:19But it feels like she's blooming in this competition.
43:22And there's a part of me that wants to see what happens next.
43:25But does India deserve to go home tonight?
43:29I just have to do what RuPaul says.
43:31Don't fuck it up.
43:33Don't fuck it up, Cracker!
43:37Welcome back, ladies.
43:39Ms. Cracker.
43:40Are you ready to meet your opponent?
43:43I'm ready to tear it out.
43:44Good.
43:44It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin.
43:57Is that even a person?
44:02Who is that?
44:04I don't know.
44:05All empty.
44:06until you see.
44:11I see?
44:13Uh, uh, yeah.
44:15Oh!
44:19Holy shit, the queen, Morgan McMichaels.
44:27She's like, why are you mad?
44:28Why are you mad?
44:29Why are you mad?
44:29I'm like, I don't know.
44:30I'm not mad.
44:33The Lip Sync Assassin is my best friend, best friend.
44:36Like, my best friend, best friend, best friend.
44:39For 20 whole years, Morgan McMichaels.
44:42And I'm in the bottom.
44:44Awkward.
44:47Ladies, Morgan holds the lipstick of the queen.
44:51The group has chosen to go home.
44:54Now, if Morgan wins, the queen on her lipstick gets the chop.
45:00Are you ready to slay?
45:02Yes, mother.
45:03Yes, Mariel.
45:05Two queens stand before me.
45:07Miss Cracker, this is your chance to impress me, win $20,000,
45:14and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop.
45:21The time has come for you to lip sync for your legacy.
45:32Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
45:37I've been everywhere, man, looking for someone.
45:41Someone who can please me and love me all night long.
45:44I've been everywhere, man, looking for you, babe.
45:48Looking for you, babe.
45:49Searching for you, babe.
45:51Where have you been?
45:56Where have you been?
45:57Oh, my God.
45:59Oh, my God.
46:05Where have you been on my back?
46:08Where have you been on my back?
46:24I've been everywhere, man, looking for someone.
46:28Someone who can please me and love me all night long.
46:32I've been everywhere, man, looking for you, babe.
46:35Looking for you, babe.
46:37Searching for you, babe.
46:38Where have you been on my back, baby?
46:40Where have you been?
46:43Cause I never see you out.
46:46Are you hiding from me, yeah?
46:50Somewhere in the crowd.
46:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:57Where have you been on my life, oh, my life, oh, my life.
47:07I ain't hiding from me, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:12Go, go, go, go!
47:20Go, go, go, go, go!
47:24Yay!
47:34Ladies, I've made my decision.
47:42Morgan McMichaels, you're a winner, baby.
47:46Thank you very much.
47:55Ms. Cracker, you are also a winner, baby.
48:06Condragulations, Cracker.
48:07You've earned a cash tip of $20,000.
48:11Thank you, Mama Real.
48:13And a tie means two queens could be going home tonight.
48:21Damn.
48:22Oh, what?
48:23Will the bottom queens please step forward?
48:30With great power comes great responsibility.
48:37Morgan, which queen has the group chosen to get the chop?
48:45The group has chosen...
48:50ma'am.
48:54Ms. Cracker, which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
48:59I've had to split hairs to figure out who should go home today.
49:02But listening to my heart, I would like to send mayhem home.
49:12As it is written, so it shall be done.
49:16Mayhem, you are and will always be an all-star.
49:22Now, sashay away.
49:26Thanks for inviting me back to the party.
49:28I love you so much.
49:30I love you so much.
49:30You're killing me, bitch.
49:31Even though I've been doing drag all these years, you still learn and grow.
49:34Don't be sorry.
49:35I'll see you in a little bit, girl.
49:36We're going to go to Sizzler.
49:37I leave here in a better headspace than I did when I left season 10.
49:41And that's what I wanted to do.
49:43I wanted to push myself and learn something new about me and have a good time.
49:46And I did all of that.
49:47So, my journey here is exactly what I wanted it to be.
49:51I am the queen!
49:54The queen of the party!
49:56Yeah!
49:59You never want to be the last person at a party.
50:02You got to know when it's time to leave.
50:04Congratulations, all stars.
50:06And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
50:11Can I get an amen up in here?
50:13Amen!
50:14All right, now let the music play.