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00:10Let's have a seat over here, darling.
00:12Being in the workroom after mayhem's gone feels weird.
00:17Four girls have gotten chopped, and it is a tight competition.
00:20But no matter what, I've got to win.
00:23Congratulations on your $20,000 win.
00:26$20,000.
00:27Girl, I feel like I am 35 after a four-minute club remix.
00:31I was just exhausted.
00:33How do you feel?
00:35I am so glad to still be here.
00:38That could have been a double elimination.
00:41That was insane to me.
00:43We were like...
00:44Should we look in the box and see the vote?
00:47I want to see.
00:49Stretch those long arms.
00:51Mayhem.
00:52Mayhem.
00:53Mayhem.
00:54Mayhem.
00:55Mayhem.
00:56Mayhem.
00:57Mayhem.
00:59She voted for herself.
01:02I feel like if you vote for yourself, what you also should be voting for is an ass-whooping
01:06from the rest of the cast for taking up a slot.
01:09I did not come here to give up, okay?
01:12I can't even spell that.
01:13I'm going to call my mama and she's going to come and whoop your ass.
01:16You never give up on your dreams.
01:20Do you guys feel like anyone is that clear, a winner or a top right now?
01:24If we're going based off of performance, it would probably be frontrunner second.
01:30And I'm pulling up right behind.
01:31Juju, I think you are the frontrunner right now.
01:34No, I wouldn't say that.
01:36What about Ms. Quiet over here too?
01:38She has been consistent like me, but we haven't won yet.
01:41Yeah, we haven't won yet.
01:42But I am tired and I want to get out of drag.
01:45Started from the top, now I'm in the bottom.
01:48Three weeks in a row.
01:49Hashtag power bottom.
01:51It's just so fucking tight.
01:53It's so tight.
01:54Headed into this week, I need to get crazy, get wild.
01:59I really need to just let loose.
02:02I can just barely fit my finger in it.
02:05Oh, I'm so excited.
02:07Oh, it's so tight.
02:10Shea, just do it.
02:12I still got a ton of tricks up my sleeve.
02:14And my pants leg.
02:18The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
02:20receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics.
02:24A coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.
02:27And a cash prize of $100,000.
02:29With our extra special guest judges,
02:32Tommy Dorfman and Jeffrey Boyer Chapman.
02:36RuPaul's Drag Race.
02:37They're the best woman, best woman.
02:56RuPaul's Drag Race.
03:09RuPaul's Drag Race.
03:09Hey!
03:11Oh!
03:13She's already the hair hurts.
03:16Here we go!
03:17Roses are red, violets are bluish.
03:19I hope you meet a nice boy,
03:21as long as he's Jewish.
03:23So snatchmaker, snatchmaker,
03:25make me a match.
03:27And the crown could be yours, Bubbala.
03:29Let's hope he's a mensch.
03:31Yes!
03:33I think we all know what that means.
03:36I think we know what's happening!
03:38Hello, hello, hello!
03:40Hi, ladies!
03:41Nice shoes!
03:44My babushkas!
03:46I'm Kavelling!
03:47Now, for this week's Maxi Challenge,
03:50we're gonna be playing
03:51the Snatch Game of Love.
03:53Yay!
03:55Hashtag All Stars 5.
03:56So get ready to open your hearts
03:59and bust out your funniest celebrity
04:01impersonations. And remember,
04:03if you do well in Snatch Game,
04:05everyone remembers.
04:07And if you bomb,
04:08they really remember.
04:10No pressure.
04:12All Stars, start your engines.
04:14And may the best woman win.
04:17Yes!
04:19Come on, All Stars 5, let's get Snatch Name!
04:22Snatch Game!
04:27Snatch Game is the hardest thing
04:28that any human being will ever do.
04:29But I'm excited for the Snatch Game of Love
04:32because it's all about
04:33what would your character do
04:34to snatch some love?
04:36I never got to do Snatch Game.
04:37Oh, you didn't?
04:38No.
04:39It's not like,
04:40Mesel Visage is so old that,
04:42you're like,
04:42what would Alice in Wonderland say
04:44about Mesel Visage, you know?
04:45I want to know if I should wear this
04:48black turban
04:51or
04:53this
04:54black turban.
04:56I am doing Eartha Kitt for my Snatch Game of Love.
04:59She was Catwoman.
05:00And I don't know if you guys know this,
05:01but my best friends are my two cats.
05:03Here's Chris.
05:05Here's Mister.
05:08I know!
05:10Wait, didn't Valentina do that?
05:12She did.
05:12She did.
05:13How are you gonna beat that?
05:14I'm going to play up her movements
05:17and her cat-like.
05:18Yeah.
05:18Yeah.
05:19Eartha Kitt's been done two times, girl.
05:21By Chi Chi Devane.
05:23And by Valentina.
05:26So I am going to stand out by serving up
05:29this piece of pussy.
05:32Shea.
05:33Yes, ma'am.
05:34Who are you doing?
05:34Um, let's see if you can guess.
05:40Oh, my.
05:41God.
05:42Flava.
05:42Flava Flav?
05:43Flav.
05:44Yeah.
05:45That is so great.
05:46Wow.
05:47I mean, like, who else for a dating show of love, right?
05:50Any fears?
05:50Oh.
05:51Yes.
05:53Look, I was safe with Naomi Campbell,
05:56but safe is not the way to go.
05:58Flava, what time is it?
05:59My batteries are out.
06:01Flava Flav is drag.
06:03Flava Flav is camp.
06:05But it could be a risk playing a guy for Snatch Game,
06:08and I'm scared.
06:14I'm nervous.
06:15I'm not gonna lie.
06:16It is a very difficult challenge.
06:18Today's maxi challenge is Snatch Game of Love.
06:22I did not do Snatch Game of my season,
06:24so this has been the one that I've been dreading.
06:28You need to make RuPaul laugh.
06:30A lot of pressure.
06:32Hey, all-stars.
06:34Hey.
06:34It's time for me to get an impression of your impersonation.
06:38Oh, wow.
06:38All right.
06:39Oh, really?
06:40Alexis Mateo.
06:41Hello, RuPaul.
06:42Now, you ain't gotta tell me who that hair is.
06:45Who is it?
06:45I know whose hair that is.
06:46Who is it?
06:46That's Walter Mercado, baby.
06:48Yes, Walter Mercado.
06:50Did you know about Walter Mercado?
06:51Are you kidding?
06:52Walter Mercado is a superstar.
06:54In Latin America, this is like the iconic liberation.
06:59How will you make Walter Mercado funny?
07:01The fact that he relies so much on horoscope planets and energy.
07:05So, if I ask Walter Mercado right now,
07:07what did you have for breakfast, Walter Mercado?
07:09Um, I really have Uranus for breakfast.
07:13How about that?
07:14Ru.
07:15It's exaggerating what he's already eating.
07:17Yes.
07:18Well, I can't wait to see Walter Mercado out there.
07:20And I am so excited for him to reach you your future.
07:23Yeah.
07:24All right.
07:24See you in a minute.
07:25Bye, Ru.
07:27Hello, India.
07:28Hi, Ru.
07:29Now, you've never done Snatch Game before.
07:30I've never.
07:31And so, I want to take a risk.
07:32Oh, you're going to take a risk?
07:33I'm taking a risk.
07:34Oh, the girl who's been in the bottom three weeks in a row is taking a risk.
07:40So, I have chosen Jeffree Star.
07:43Jeffree Star?
07:44Jeffree Star.
07:45Wow.
07:45Beauty icon, YouTube sensation.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Which is a risk because many people love him and many people hate him.
07:51It's kind of like my life story.
07:52Well, no.
07:53No, I think that's a fabulous idea just how you're going to make him funny.
07:56Um, he's actually already like funny with his quirky remarks and he's very like, girl shook.
08:01Uh-huh.
08:01Like, can't relate.
08:02Yeah.
08:02It's very, those little remarks.
08:04You know, I always tell people, you gotta have those one-liners that are ridiculous.
08:08Right.
08:08But always work.
08:10I can always answer someone with, I don't see how that's any of your business.
08:13Ask me a question.
08:14What do you think of the weather outside?
08:15I don't see how that's any of your business.
08:21It's always funny.
08:22It is so good.
08:23Yeah.
08:23And so, you know, have those prepared.
08:25If I ask you a question, like Jeffree Star, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
08:28Um, I had some cock and marijuana and yeah, that's none of your business.
08:33See, I've got a lot of preparing to do.
08:36All right, baby.
08:37I'll see you out there.
08:37Thank you so much.
08:39Comedy.
08:39Me.
08:41Yeah.
08:42Oof.
08:44What?
08:44I declare.
08:46Bleah St. Cleah.
08:47Hey, Rue.
08:47What's up?
08:48I see a short little bob wig over there.
08:51Oh, okay.
08:52Yeah.
08:52I know who it is already.
08:53You're going to do Ellen.
08:54Ellen DeGeneres.
08:55Have you done Ellen before?
08:56I haven't, but people told me that they get Ellen from me.
08:59So, if you're Ellen, I'm going to ask you a question.
09:01Okay.
09:01And you answer me in your Ellen voice, okay?
09:06Hey, Ellen, what'd you have for breakfast?
09:08Oh, I had a kid.
09:10It's a baby goat.
09:11I love baby goats.
09:12Baby goats are my favorite.
09:13You know, I love baby goats.
09:15Baby goats.
09:15I think I'm a kid at heart.
09:16Okay.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Your Ellen didn't make me laugh just now.
09:19Okay.
09:19It was an interesting character study, but it didn't make me laugh.
09:23Okay.
09:23I want you to succeed.
09:25I want all you kids to succeed.
09:26Me too.
09:26I want you to make me laugh.
09:28This gets scary.
09:30I know.
09:33Maybe I should rethink this.
09:35Yeah.
09:35Hmm.
09:36RuPaul's not buying Ellen DeGeneres, but there is no option B for me.
09:42It's A or nothing.
09:44Make me friggin' laugh.
09:46I will.
09:47I will.
09:47Okay.
09:47I will.
09:49Ugh.
09:51Ugh.
09:53From the heart of Hollywood, it's time to play Snatch Game of Love.
09:57And here's the snatch maker himself, RuPaul.
10:01Welcome.
10:02Love is in the air.
10:04So, let's meet our celebrity snatchlorettes.
10:08First up, Oscar, Grammy, Golden Globe winner, Lady Gaga.
10:13Hello, Ru.
10:14You know, there could be 100 people in a room and maybe 99 of them don't believe in you,
10:19but one of them has $100,000 to give away, so I'm happy to be here.
10:23Okay.
10:24Up next, it's the legendary astrologer, Walter Mercado.
10:30Thank you, Divine, for having me.
10:32Now, do you see love in your future?
10:34I see many big things in my future.
10:36Oh, like what?
10:37One of them is not love.
10:40And next, we have makeup mogul, Jeffrey Starr is here.
10:45Hi.
10:45How are ya?
10:46Now, Jeffrey, I want to know, what's the foundation for a healthy relationship?
10:50Oh, baby, the foundation is all body fluids.
10:55All body fluids?
10:57It's a really strong foundation.
10:59All right.
11:00Lovers, are you ready to play the Snatch Game of Love?
11:04Ooh, I'm divine again.
11:06Let's close that sugar wall.
11:09All right.
11:10Originally from the ATL, our first snatchler is a real peach.
11:16Welcome, Tommy Dorfman.
11:21Hi, Tommy.
11:22Hi, Rue.
11:23Look at that outfit.
11:24That is so gorgeous.
11:26Tommy, are you feeling the love?
11:28Primarily from my gut down.
11:29Oh, from your gut down.
11:30That's a good thought.
11:30But it might be because the belt is cutting off my circulation.
11:34All right.
11:35Now, here's how the game works.
11:36You ask our celebrities some very personal questions, and they try to woo you with their answers.
11:43Now, when the buzzer goes off, you choose your dream snatch.
11:47All right.
11:48Let's get started.
11:49Okay.
11:49Contestant number one.
11:50Finish this sentence.
11:52Women are jealous of my blank.
11:55My sense of smell.
11:59Is that too on the nose?
12:01Perfect.
12:02Contestant number two.
12:03Mm-hmm.
12:04Women are jealous of my blank.
12:06Women are always jealous about my sixth sense.
12:09Because I can predict the future, and I can see the present.
12:12I bet you you have a belt right now.
12:15Wow.
12:16That's uncanny.
12:17This is unbelievable.
12:18Incredible.
12:19Contestant number three.
12:20Women are jealous of my big pink vault.
12:26Vault.
12:27Vault.
12:27It holds many things.
12:29Oh, like money and stuff.
12:30And private belongings.
12:33Oh, okay.
12:35All right.
12:38It's hard to watch.
12:40Contestant number two.
12:41Based on what contestant number one is wearing right now, what would their fashion line be
12:46called?
12:47Well, I am looking here, and I think the fashion line could be called A Star Is Born Into Poverty.
12:53It was my question, dumb bitch.
12:57But you didn't see that one coming.
13:00I did.
13:01Well, do you want to answer?
13:03Yes.
13:03It looked like purple toilet paper.
13:06That's all.
13:08All right.
13:08Contestant number three.
13:10Gently blow into contestant two's face.
13:13Contestant two, what does contestant three's breath smell like?
13:16It smells like confusion.
13:20And lots of regrets.
13:22But I couldn't tell you that without even smelling her breath.
13:26Because I am a psychic, and I can tell she's confused, and she regrets being here.
13:35Contestant three, what does contestant number two's breath smell like?
13:38It smells like a cheap wig, cheap dollar store cosmetics, vodka with a splash of regret.
13:46You didn't see that one coming.
13:48Mm-mm.
13:48Neither are you.
13:49Oh.
13:52Contestant number one.
13:53What flavor of ice cream best describes you and convinced me why I should lick you?
13:57Well, as an Italian New Yorker who's a New Yorker with an Italian background, I don't think I'm an ice
14:03cream.
14:03I'm more of a gelato.
14:05And if you want to know about my flavor, I can't remember.
14:08Affogato.
14:10Can't relate.
14:14I thought I was an American horror story.
14:17The star is unborn.
14:19Jeffree Star is unborn right now.
14:23I keep it very simple, you know.
14:25Just like my hair, I'm gonna say, vanilla.
14:28Because everybody loves fucking vanilla, man.
14:30Pick me.
14:32Everybody doesn't take a six cent, baby.
14:36That's what it is, man.
14:39Contestant number three.
14:40Well, I wrote a little something for you, okay?
14:43I'll give you Dairy Queen, pink dreams, tangal on your ice cream, open up my thighs, show you the surprise.
14:50Oh, wow.
14:51I didn't see that one coming.
14:54Nope.
14:55It was dark.
14:57To cool that down.
14:59Contestant number three.
15:00Mm-hmm.
15:00If you could possess one superpower, what would it be and how would you use it on me?
15:05Um, probably to fly so we can get up out of this bitch, I can grab you, we can fly
15:09and I can feed you this ice cream sandwich between these legs.
15:13You don't want it.
15:14You don't want it.
15:15I can see it in the future.
15:19It's in the universe now.
15:23There's our buzzer.
15:25Time's up, Tommy.
15:27Who do you choose?
15:29Will it be Snatch Lorette number one, number two, or number three?
15:34I'm gonna have to go with contestant number two.
15:36Oh, I saw that coming.
15:39I am psychic.
15:40But before you meet Snatch Lorette number two, let's meet who you didn't choose.
15:45Tommy, meet Lady Gaga.
15:49Whoa!
15:51Such a pleasure.
15:52Oh my goodness.
15:55Tommy, say hello to Jeffree Star.
15:58Hi, how are you?
15:59Good, how are you?
16:00Good, call me.
16:01He's not a real psychic, he'll never see it coming.
16:04All right, Tommy.
16:05A sugar wall stands between you and your dream Snatch.
16:10Move that wall.
16:11Tommy, it's Walter Mercado.
16:14Tommy, little Tommy.
16:16Come here.
16:17Give me a hug.
16:17Give me a hug.
16:20I was looking at my future and I saw you coming.
16:23Yes.
16:26Well, there you have it.
16:27Another Snatch made in heaven.
16:30Don't go anywhere.
16:31We'll be right back with more Snatch Game of Love after this.
16:35After you.
16:36Good luck, you two.
16:37Have fun.
16:40Welcome back to the Snatch Game of Love.
16:43Let's meet our next batch of celebrity snatchlorettes.
16:47First up, it's America's sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres.
16:51Howdy-roo.
16:52Now, Ellen, when it comes to romance, how important is a sense of humor?
16:56Romance?
16:57I already have a wife at home.
16:59You do, don't you?
17:00Yeah, what am I doing here?
17:02All right, she's back, back, back again.
17:05It's the legendary Eartha Kitt.
17:09Hello, kitty girl.
17:11Yes.
17:12Now, Eartha, does love have nine lives?
17:15Love has many lives.
17:17Like cats.
17:18Yes.
17:19And I know Ellen likes pussy, too.
17:24The godfather of reality dating shows, it's Flava Flav.
17:30Flava Flav.
17:32What's up, my boy, Rue?
17:33Hey, Flav.
17:34I'm so excited to be here.
17:36I'm on cloud nine.
17:37I feel like my feet can't touch the floor.
17:39Look at them.
17:41Who, Paul?
17:41She scares me.
17:43Is it a she?
17:43Gender is a construct, man, tear it apart.
17:46I'm stranger than fiction, but better than art.
17:49You know what I'm saying?
17:52Oh, this is gonna be good.
17:55All right.
17:56Are you all ready to snatch a Snatchler tonight?
17:59Never been readier.
18:00Love a good snatch.
18:02Close those sugar walls.
18:07Our next Snatchler hails from the great white north.
18:11But why I gotta be white?
18:12Please welcome Jeffrey Boyer Chapman.
18:18Hi, Jeffrey.
18:19Hi, it's been a while.
18:20You look good.
18:21So, uh, you're single again, I see.
18:25Looking for love.
18:26Wait.
18:26Wait a minute.
18:37Is that the shirt I bought you?
18:38It still smells like you.
18:51Let's do this.
18:52Contestant number one, finish this sentence.
18:54When people meet me, the first thing they notice is blank.
18:58I'm gay.
19:00And you know, it's working out for me now.
19:03No complaints and not many symptoms these days.
19:06All right.
19:06Contestant number two, same question.
19:07The first thing somebody notices about me is my big, wet smile.
19:16Contestant number three.
19:17What they normally notice is my big, fat, 14-inch clock.
19:23You know what time it is?
19:26No, really, I'm asking.
19:27My clock's been back on 420 since 1985.
19:35Contestant number two.
19:36I'm originally from Canada.
19:38So, if we went up there for a winter visit, how would you keep me warm at night?
19:42I would sensually walk to the thermostat.
19:48And turn up the thermostat to a sensible 74.
19:58I need a woman like you in my life.
20:00This shit don't work out.
20:02We should bang in the parking lot.
20:05Juju and Shay are doing so great, I should feel terrible.
20:09But I'm laughing too hard to worry about that.
20:12This is a masterpiece.
20:14Contestant number three, same question.
20:16The best way to keep warm is to pile in a bed with six other bitches.
20:21And by bitches, I mean teacup Pomeranians.
20:24Them dogs are so cute.
20:26They're all fuzzy and shit.
20:27And contestant number one.
20:28Well, you know what?
20:29I'd have to bring the necessities with me.
20:30I'd have to bring my butler Batuu, my gardener Rosa, and my housekeeper Jennifer.
20:35And we'd all pile up together like penguins and squawk to keep warm.
20:38All right.
20:41White people, right?
20:43Back in my day, we called this white noise.
20:47Contestant number three, starting with the line,
20:50Roses are red.
20:50Recite a romantic poem about why I should pick you.
20:56Roses are red.
20:58Buses is yellow.
21:00I just realized that you are a fella.
21:05Yeah, boy.
21:08Contestant number two.
21:09Roses are red.
21:10Violets are blue.
21:13Pick me, cause I love you.
21:17That was mad creative.
21:19You know, you remind me a lot of my mama.
21:21She was bald-headed too.
21:24Contestant number one, pretend that you're a frog and I'm a prince,
21:28and convince me to kiss you.
21:30I don't think I could seduce you.
21:32I think I'll have to pass it on to the next one.
21:35All right.
21:36Contestant number two, same question.
21:37Ribbit.
21:39Ribbit.
21:40I am a lady frog.
21:42And you are a sweet prince.
21:45I am convincing you.
21:48Oh shit, there goes my go play the ring.
21:52You know how many child support checks I didn't turn in just so I could get this shit?
21:58Oh, Jeffrey, that means time is up.
22:02It's time to decide who snatched your heart.
22:06Is it Snatch Lorette number one, number two, or number three?
22:12Contestant number three.
22:14Contestant number three.
22:17Flavor Flavie.
22:19Yeah.
22:22That's what's up.
22:23That's my boy.
22:25All right, Jeffrey, let's meet the two Snatch Lorettes you didn't choose.
22:30Say hello to Ellen DeGeneres.
22:33Hi.
22:34I'm Ellen.
22:34Good to meet you, Ellen.
22:35Let's take a selfie.
22:38Adios.
22:39Amazing.
22:39Arrivederci avocado.
22:42Jeffrey, say hello to the great Eartha Kitt.
22:46You're lost, my darling.
22:50Jeffrey, only a thin pink sugar wall stands between you and the Snatch of your dreams.
22:56Say hello to Flavor Flavie!
23:02Yeah, boy!
23:03What's up?
23:04What's up?
23:05Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
23:08So what, we going to Red Lobster or what?
23:10Yeah, you got it.
23:11All right, biscuits on you.
23:14And maybe later on me.
23:15Oh!
23:17Till next time, everybody say love.
23:20Love!
23:21Everybody say, Jeffrey, why didn't you call me back?
23:24Oh, no.
23:25You had me at hello, hello, hello.
23:28What?
23:34Way to go, Rupala!
23:42Oh!
23:42Girl, yes!
23:44Ooh!
23:45My camel toe is pretty loud, though.
23:46One way day, one way day, one way day, one way day.
23:49I'm feeling pretty secure about my performance yesterday.
23:51I thought my Snatch game was amazing, and I think I can win.
23:56Send it to the universe.
23:59You killed it.
24:00I was surprised as I was doing it.
24:03I was like, oh my god, I love your character too.
24:06I think you did a good job.
24:08I know, third time's a charm.
24:09Yeah, finally!
24:10If I have to say somebody is in trouble, it might be India, right?
24:13Here's the thing.
24:15If she's in the bottom again, then what do we do?
24:20Because this would be, what, her fourth time?
24:23Her fourth time.
24:25That is crazy.
24:27India is my season three sister, so of course there's more connection there than the other girls.
24:31I don't want to see her going home, but I might be worried for my sister.
24:37How are you feeling, India?
24:38I'm feeling good.
24:40I mean, I've never done Snatch Game before.
24:42I'm sure I could have made it funnier, but you know what?
24:44I did it. It's over with.
24:47You feel proud?
24:51Hey, Walter Mercado.
24:53Can you predict who you think is in the top and who you think is in the bottom?
24:56What do you see for us?
24:57Yeah, we want to know.
24:59If you want to know the results, you have to call my psychic line.
25:02It's $400 a minute.
25:03It's over with it.
25:04All right, we have to do it.
25:09That's it.
25:10I do it.
25:11Oh, yeah.
25:12Come on, girl.
25:13Put the bass in your walk.
25:18Walk.
25:20Walk.
25:20Put the bass in your walk.
25:22Get your toe.
25:23Let your whole body...
25:25Make your time, dude!
25:26AAC!
25:28Come on, girl.
25:29Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up.
25:33Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars.
25:37Come on, Michelle Versailles.
25:39Do you believe in love?
25:40Well, I got something to say about it,
25:41but I won't continue because it'll cost us royalties.
25:47The hilarious Ross Matthews.
25:49Now, how far do you go on a first date?
25:52About eight, eight and a half inches.
25:54I thought you were going to say Pacoima.
25:57I would never go to Pacoima.
26:00And the talented Tommy Dorfman.
26:02Now, have you ever dated a drag queen?
26:05Actually, Violet Chachki and I dated when we were in high school.
26:08I bet you've got the stories to tell, don't you?
26:10Oh, I do, but I think I'll keep those private.
26:15And Jeffrey Boyer Chapman.
26:18Thanks for coming back.
26:19You know, people crazily think that we have some type of sexual tension between us.
26:25That's totally crazy, Ru.
26:27Crazy.
26:36I don't get it.
26:37I don't get it either.
26:39Yeah.
26:39This week, we challenged our queens to make us fall in love with their best celebrity impersonations.
26:46And tonight, on the runway, category is prom queen fantasy.
26:53Hey, you guys want to see my prom photo?
26:55Here it is.
26:57That's me on the left.
27:02Stunning.
27:02I'm really looking forward to my 10th high school reunion this year.
27:09I don't get what's so funny.
27:12All stars, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
27:20The category is prom queen fantasy.
27:24First up, Ms. Cracker.
27:26She's a proactive drag queen.
27:29In my prom dress, with my acne, I am everything that I want to be.
27:33Funny, pretty, stupid.
27:36Be right back, me.
27:41Alexis Mateo.
27:42Cha-cha-cha.
27:44My prom queen look is very quinceañera, and I'm not wearing no corsage because I am single
27:52and ready to mingle at my prom, baby.
27:55Wham, glam, thank you, fam.
28:00India's Farrah.
28:00She's the kind of girl who will spike the punch.
28:04With actual spikes.
28:05Yeah.
28:06I'm giving you full-on Morticia Adams Goes to the Prom.
28:09Gothic, tears down my eyes, I am living the dark fantasy.
28:14When will they finally invent waterproof mascara?
28:18I do declare.
28:20It's Blair St. Clair.
28:21You know, tuxedo rentals have really improved since I was in high school.
28:26Today on the runway, I am giving you gender-bent illusion.
28:29I am the prom queen and king.
28:34Put a mother-tucking crown on it.
28:37Jujubee.
28:38Betsy Johnson fantasy.
28:40My prom queen fantasy look is giving you 80s.
28:43I'm giving you crimped hair, don't care.
28:47Yes.
28:47Mama.
28:48Don't crimp her style.
28:51Chez coulée.
28:52Everything's coming down roses.
28:55I'm serving you Carrie Meets My Season 9.
28:59Elimination.
29:00There is a crown that is pouring out this cascade of rose petals, and I am living.
29:07But she's still got a rosie.
29:13Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
29:16Starting with Ms. Cracker.
29:18Hello, Mama.
29:19Tonight on the runway, I think the dress is kind of not as prom-y as it is showgirl-y
29:24or saloon-y.
29:25It's not some glamour prom moment.
29:27It's a hilarious prom zit nightmare.
29:29That's such a great, funny concept.
29:31The Snatch Game performance.
29:34I am never, ever bored with whatever Gaga gives me, and I was bored.
29:40Yeah.
29:40I just felt like Cracker was being Cracker doing some Lady Gaga lines.
29:44I see that almost surgical Cracker who is overthinking it again.
29:51You are a control bitch, and you want to control everything, and it's all in your head.
29:54Use your gut.
29:54Yeah.
29:55Let go, and, uh, let God.
29:59I was not going to say that.
30:01Let go and let God.
30:02Really?
30:03Michelle, write that down.
30:04I think that's good.
30:05I think it's really good.
30:06Yeah.
30:07Thank you, Ms. Cracker.
30:08Thank you all.
30:09Up next, Alexis Mateo Girl.
30:13I love this look.
30:15It's perfect.
30:15I wouldn't change a single thing.
30:16I loved not just a peak of leg, but the full leg.
30:20When we watched the Snatch Game and I saw you, I knew exactly who you were because I grew up
30:25watching Walter Mercado.
30:27You were so funny and so in the moment.
30:30I mean, truly the definition of yes, Anne.
30:32You did for me what I want every queen to do for me in a Snatch Game.
30:36You edutainted me, or edu-taint.
30:39You taught me something and you made me laugh.
30:41I had no reference for Walter Mercado, but after watching your performance, I know exactly who Walter Mercado is.
30:48What were you saying about taint?
30:52Thanks.
30:53India Farah.
30:54Hi.
30:55I love your runway.
30:55I feel like we would have been friends in high school.
30:58I don't know that I get the prom necessarily, but if a girl showed up to my prom looking like
31:02that, I would tell her how great she looked.
31:03Now let's talk.
31:04Oh, about Snatch Game of Love.
31:07Oh, India.
31:08There was no Jeffrey in your Jeffrey.
31:11Jeffrey is such a character.
31:13There's so much you can do with him.
31:15It was definitely a miss for me.
31:19Blair St. Clair.
31:21Man.
31:21The gender fuckery of it all, the top hat, the reveal with the crown.
31:26I wish I could have looked like this at my own prom.
31:29You look beautiful.
31:32You know, my husband and I do an impersonation of you walking down the runway.
31:36Because, um, on your season, she had on a fur coat and she walked to the end of the runway
31:39and she went,
31:44Oh, don't tell anybody she's close.
31:46It's a secret.
31:47Oh, my God.
31:48Oh, shit.
31:49I'm going to pop something.
31:52The Snatch Game.
31:53I felt that you were kind of giving me the same note throughout.
31:57You know, relying solely on lesbian jokes.
32:00I mean, I'm gay, but not every joke that I make is about, like, hot dogs and eggplants.
32:03You get a big A for effort because it was really good.
32:06It just wasn't that funny.
32:08Thank you, Blair.
32:11Thank you so much.
32:12Up next, Jujubee.
32:15Hi.
32:15Hey, you didn't choose me.
32:18What was I thinking?
32:19You weren't.
32:21Condragulations on serving the best Eartha Kit that I've ever seen on this show.
32:28Wow.
32:29If any other queen ever wants to do Eartha Kit again in Snatch Game,
32:33they got to come to you and you got to give them an Eartha Kit kit.
32:36This look tonight, Juju, you just, I just want to eat you up.
32:39You're just like a little lavender lollipop.
32:41You're the only one to really do an 80s spin on prom.
32:43And it brought me back to my youth.
32:45No, Michelle, I mean the 1980s.
32:47Oh, I thought you were the 1880s.
32:49I'm sorry.
32:51All right.
32:51Thank you, Juju.
32:52Thank you, Brew.
32:53Up next, Shea Butter Cooley.
32:56Hey.
32:57So I have this thing with doing cis male hetero characters on Snatch Game
33:02because, you know, this is a drag show.
33:04And if you're going to do that, it needs to be a huge personality like Flavor MF Flavin.
33:09You hit it out of the park.
33:12I think that will go down as one of the best Snatch Game performances in history.
33:17No one's ever done Flavor Flavin.
33:18It's about time.
33:24When I go home tonight, this is the look that I'm going to remember.
33:26You look incredible.
33:29We're getting kind of a Carrie meets Sasha Velour at the finale.
33:34Yeah, that's right on.
33:36I just wanted to base a look around a moment where I thought I was going to be queen of
33:41the prom.
33:42And it didn't turn out like that for me.
33:44And for like the next year at meet and greets, fans would take off their hats and rose petals
33:49would fall out because I was the butt of this joke.
33:52And I wanted to find an opportunity to reclaim my rose.
33:55I find it interesting that you felt like the butt of some joke.
33:58You know, I would never think of you as a joke.
34:02Um, I was really devastated.
34:04I'm not going to lie.
34:05And it took me being surrounded with people who loved me and kept me inspired and pushed
34:11me to keep going because those, those are the very people that are responsible for me
34:17standing here right now.
34:18Well, count us amongst them.
34:21I love you too.
34:25Thank you, ladies.
34:27Now, based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.
34:39Shea Koolaig, congratulations.
34:43You are the top all-star of the week.
34:45Oh my God.
34:47Thank you guys so much.
34:49You've won a seven-night stay at a luxury apartment in Paris, France, airfare included,
34:55courtesy of Mr. B&B.
34:57Holy shit.
34:59I was trying to think of something real cute to say, but that's a cute prize.
35:05Now, ladies, starting today, there will be no more safe queens.
35:11What?
35:13If you're not the top all-star, you are in the bottom.
35:19This is crazy.
35:21I did so well in this Nash game and in this runway, and I can go home tonight.
35:26Shea Koolaig, you need to decide which of the bottom queens to send home.
35:32If you win the lip-sync against this week's lip-sync assassin, the rest of you need to vote for
35:39which bottom queen you think deserves El Chapo.
35:44So, while you queens deliberate in the workroom on objects' furniture, the judges and I will be writing poetry.
35:55You may leave the stage.
36:00Oh, yes.
36:01This is how you elegantly walk into a room, ladies.
36:04Show the children how to walk, mama.
36:06It wouldn't be All Stars 5 without another twist.
36:11Baby.
36:12Bru tells us, if you're not in the top from here on out, you're in the bottom.
36:18Thank God I'm in the top this week.
36:21Congratulations.
36:23How does it feel to get a second win?
36:25The second win is cool, but this was Snatch Game.
36:29To win such an important challenge was really validating for me.
36:32Yeah.
36:33Oh my gosh, guys, are you as gagged as I am right now?
36:35Everyone's in the bottom, except for Shea.
36:37Except for Shea.
36:37I hate that.
36:38I mean, honestly, it feels like I'm in the clear bottom two, based on the critiques.
36:45So, you say bottom two, based on the critiques, who do you think is in the bottom with you?
36:50I think India and I are in the bottom together.
36:53Alexis, how are you feeling?
36:55This is the first time of me in the bottom, so it's strange.
36:58Um, yeah.
37:01This is not fair that on a day that I got good critiques, RuPaul threw all these twists
37:06at us.
37:07What the fuck, man?
37:08I'm not going to lie.
37:09There's been this lingering thing in the back of my head where I was just all like, Alexis
37:14Mateo tried to get me out of this competition.
37:16And I just want to know why I should pick somebody else's lipstick over yours.
37:21When I did that vote, I was doing it to sleep at night, to keep friendships.
37:27Nothing against you.
37:28It was in my heart.
37:30And I knew you were not going anywhere.
37:32I would never do something to none of you on purpose, to anybody.
37:37Now, that being said, don't try to come for me just because you might feel like, oh, she
37:44voted against me.
37:45If it's in your nature and that's your truth to send me home, remember, everything you do,
37:50every action has a consequence.
37:52And you have to live with that.
37:55Do you want to talk one-on-one?
37:57Um, no, I feel like I have everything that I need.
38:02Can I request that I talk to you one-on-one if you don't mind?
38:05Oh, yeah, sure.
38:06No, I don't mind.
38:07Yeah, here, let's talk.
38:08I am hearing complete bullshit.
38:11I know the tea, and if I happen to leave this competition tonight, I'm not leaving without
38:17letting Shay know the juice that I'm about to spill.
38:20I can't sit there hearing something that is weighing on me.
38:25Do you remember when you were in the bottom with me and Mariah?
38:27Mm-hmm.
38:28Alexis and Mayhem came to me asking me to put your lipstick on.
38:31Right.
38:32Yes, they came to me and asked me to put your lipstick on.
38:37Plotting against me, I felt like there was some shady shit going on, and now all of a
38:44sudden I have someone telling me right to my face that there was.
38:47I'm not asking you to vote her out, but I can tell you I need to be here.
38:51Yeah.
38:52So I need you to keep me here.
38:55Please.
38:55I need you to think about that.
38:57I really appreciate you telling me this.
38:59Yeah.
38:59I really appreciate that.
39:01I'm not about this whole she said, she said business.
39:04So I want to bring it up in front of the rest of the girls and see what really went
39:08down.
39:08India and I had a conversation, and she let me know that when I was in the bottom, you
39:15and Mayhem came up to her, telling her that she should choose my lipstick.
39:20I did that to you, India?
39:22When?
39:22You and Mayhem both.
39:24The night me, Mariah, and her were all in the bottom, said, are we doing it?
39:28Did you get Shea's lipstick?
39:29And I said, no, I did Mariah's.
39:31No, I didn't.
39:33India is the queen of stunts.
39:35She should have her own show in Vegas called The Stunt Queen, because this is the biggest
39:40shenanigans I've ever heard in my life.
39:42You said it wasn't personal, but to campaign to get me out of this competition feels personal.
39:47I did not.
39:48I did not.
39:48You're lying.
39:49I'm not lying, girl.
39:50Did I campaign with you guys?
39:52No, not to us.
39:54I did not say, let's get rid of Shea.
39:57My vote, I did it because I didn't want to do that to Mariah personally.
40:01Lies, lies, lies.
40:02Big lies.
40:03Well, then why not vote for India?
40:05Because India, I thought we were friends, but now I realize we weren't.
40:09My vote and my conscience is clean.
40:11You can really sit there and say that.
40:13I am, I am.
40:14Because you know what?
40:14She is a good actress.
40:15That's a lie.
40:16I'm real.
40:17I'm not here to play a game.
40:18That's been weighing on my shoulders.
40:19No, you're playing the game.
40:20Let me tell you why you're playing the game.
40:21I'm not playing the game.
40:22Because you know you are about to go home because you have been in the bottom for so long.
40:25I'm fine.
40:25And now you need a little plug to save yourself.
40:28I have never said anything about getting rid of about nobody here.
40:32I am so aggravated right now because I know Shea is not 100% secure with me.
40:38And also, this stunt can cause the other girls to vote against me.
40:41And I can probably just go home for something that I didn't even do.
40:44I can sit here with a very clean conscience and look in your eyes.
40:48This is stupid.
40:48And say that I am not playing games.
40:50This is not for me.
40:51Why else would I pull you to the side?
40:53Maybe it's a little shady of me, but I actually want to see if this is because somebody here
40:57is lying.
40:58This is the biggest stunt in the history of all stars.
41:03Are you lying to me or is she lying?
41:04No, I'm not lying to nobody.
41:06Because I trust you.
41:07You cannot do that, do you?
41:10No, I trust you.
41:11You are lying to you.
41:11For why would I lie to you?
41:12I know.
41:13I didn't vote for her because I wanted to get rid of her.
41:15I just didn't want Mariah to feel bad.
41:17I'm so confused right now.
41:19I don't even know it's real anymore.
41:21Now, I'm starting to feel like there is this person that is here in the competition who's
41:25playing two games.
41:26And that's where I'm starting to become concerned because do I want to keep that type of competitor
41:31around?
41:33Shay, can we talk?
41:36Yeah, sure, girl.
41:37Yeah.
41:39This whole set up about you going home, girl, if I was going to campaign, it was not going
41:45to just be me and Mayhem.
41:46We needed everybody.
41:47Yeah.
41:48For a campaign, you got to campaign.
41:50Not with one or two.
41:52You got to campaign with all the girls.
41:54It doesn't work if the majority of the votes are not in.
41:57Hands down.
42:00Politics.
42:01What saddens me the most is that she's campaigning on that sofa right now for me to go home.
42:06Why would she throw you under the bus like that?
42:08I don't know if she was my friend.
42:11This competition can bring the worst of everybody in.
42:14Now I understand, Derek, very well.
42:18This was a very clear fuck you in your face, Alexis, moment.
42:24And even though India's makeup and hair is pretty, there's some ugly demons inside you,
42:29girl.
42:37India has one of the worst report cards in Drag Race history right now, but she has made
42:42us look very hard at Alexis.
42:46Mayhem style.
42:51You're a liar.
42:52And this is why Derek don't like you.
43:02I don't know what to feel.
43:03I am so confused.
43:05Oh, why not?
43:06Oh, man.
43:07If India is lying, she would have been a better actor, which means she would have been better
43:14at Snatch Game.
43:17Is it Alexis?
43:20Is Alexis the villain?
43:25Oh, my gosh.
43:27Oh, my gosh.
43:36The truth shall set you free.
43:40Girl, stop acting a fool.
43:48I came into this wanting to judge these girls based off their performance, and India has
43:55been in the bottom four times, but I've been, like, roped into some other game where Alexis
44:01potentially has campaigned to get rid of me.
44:04Oh, my gosh.
44:05I don't know if I can survive allowing someone like that to continue competing against me.
44:15Welcome back, all stars.
44:17Shay Coulay.
44:19Are you ready to meet your lip-sync opponent?
44:22Well, I guess so.
44:26The time has come to present this week's Lip-Sync Assassin.
44:35Is that Laganja?
44:36Laganja?
44:38I think it could be Trinity.
44:41Reveal Yourself!
44:46That's a short heel for Laganja.
44:49Somebody with little feet.
44:56You're damn right!
44:58The Lip-Sync Assassin is Vanessa Vanjie, my daughter.
45:02I cannot even enjoy the moment when I see my drag daughter again, because if she wins
45:07the lip-sync and she's holding my lipstick, it could be humiliating for me.
45:12Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, welcome.
45:15Thank you!
45:16Ladies, Miss Vanjie holds the lipstick of the queen that the group has voted to go home.
45:24If Vanjie wins the lip-sync, the queen on her lipstick gets the chop.
45:30And the $10,000 will roll over into next week's tip.
45:35I don't get no fit-don't.
45:37Uh-uh.
45:39Y'all ready to slay?
45:41I was born to slay.
45:43Two queens stand before me.
45:47Shay, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the
45:55bottom
45:56queens, let's shop.
46:00The time has come to lip-sync for your legacy.
46:09Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
46:22I see you on the street, and you walk all the time.
46:31Make me wanna hang my head down and cry.
46:38If you gave me half the chance, you'd see
46:42My desire burning up inside of me
46:46But you choose to look the other way
46:53I've had to work much harder than this
46:56But something I want, don't try to resist me
47:00Open your heart to me, baby
47:04I hold the lock and you hold the key
47:08Open your heart to me
47:11Darling, I'll give you love if you
47:15You turn the key
47:20I think that you're afraid to look in my eyes
47:26Baby, I look a little sad, boy
47:30I wonder why
47:35Don't try to run, I can't keep up with you
47:38Love me, stop me from trying
47:41You've got to
47:42Open your heart to me
47:45Shade goes hard, splits, kicks, slams it
47:48What are you doing, Shade, bitch?
47:50Open your heart to me
47:53Darling, I'll give you love if you
47:56You turn the key
47:58In your heart
47:59I hope I'm gonna get you
48:12Ladies, I've made my decision
48:20Shade Kool-Aid
48:22Congratulations
48:23You're a winner, baby
48:30You've earned a cash tip of 10,000 doulas
48:33Oh, God, I normally love more than just the tip, but that'll do
48:37Who's she the next?
48:42Vanessa, Vanjie, Mateo
48:44Are you gonna say hi to your drag mama?
48:46Thank you
48:46Oh, a mother and daughter reunion
48:51Bye, Vanjie
48:52Bye, Vanjie
48:54Open your legs to me
48:57I should've did that
48:57I could've won
48:58Oh, my God
49:02Will the bottom queens
49:03Please step forward
49:05Which would be everybody
49:15Shea
49:16With great power comes great responsibility
49:20Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
49:28At first, I felt like I had my mind made up about who I was going to pick to send
49:34home
49:34But one of the bottom queens revealed to me that someone here
49:39May or may not have been campaigning to send me home a few weeks back
49:45I thought long and hard about this
49:48And the queen that I've chosen to go home tonight is
49:54India
49:56As it is written, so it shall be done
49:59India Farah
50:01You are and will always be
50:04An all-star
50:06Now
50:07Sashay
50:08Away
50:09Ladies, I want you to remember the four H's
50:11Okay?
50:12I want you to live happy
50:14I want you to listen to your heart
50:16Okay?
50:16I want you to remain humble
50:18And most of all
50:20Be honest
50:23The old me would be so disappointed in leaving
50:26Now I can leave with my head held high
50:28Because I got to show all the different sides of India
50:31I was not lying to you
50:33I'm not going to be at home
50:35Sitting on my couch being like
50:37I wish I had done more
50:38Because I am so
50:40Fucking proud of myself
50:42Like
50:45See you soon
50:47She left off one of the H's
50:49Be a hoe
50:52Eww
50:52Conjagulations, all-stars
50:54And remember
50:55If you can't love yourself
50:57How?
50:58In the hell
50:59I gotta let somebody else
51:00Gonna get amen
51:01All right, I love you in the play