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00:14This is the first time I won a challenge, not Drag Race.
00:18Me and Roxy started off the week with no badges, now we have two badges, and I've won
00:23$5,000 for the HBCA.
00:25Give it cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
00:27That lip sync was everything.
00:28Everything.
00:28Really?
00:29I was literally going from both of you and I was like, fuck, I don't know, it was amazing.
00:32It was fabulous.
00:33It was really sick.
00:34I am so stoked that I put another $5,000 in the piggy bank for the miracle of love and
00:38I finally earned my own badge.
00:40It feels good.
00:41We went from needing badges to getting our own badges.
00:44Y'all jumped the gun real quick, you guys are like, God damn!
00:48I might have made a mistake.
00:49Roxy is a fierce competitor and now she has two badges and one of those badges I gave her.
00:53So if Roxy makes it to the end, I'm part of that.
00:57And if I don't make it, I'm part of that.
01:00Oh, fuck!
01:02Oh, this is a sister.
01:07Okay, the first time being cut off was cute.
01:09I understood it.
01:10I was the front runner, I get it.
01:12But the second time, bitch, this feels personal.
01:14It got me all in my feelings.
01:15That wasn't supposed to happen.
01:17Damn.
01:18What's going on, fish cakes?
01:19Fish cakes.
01:20Ew.
01:21If I'm being honest, this one actually does stink a lot.
01:28I feel like, damn girl, like everybody just don't cut me every week.
01:32Like it just...
01:32I promise you, it wasn't anything personal, it was just like an eye for an eye for me.
01:36But because it was a tie, I looked at Vangie, I said, what do you want to do because we
01:40only get one?
01:41For me, it's like a cop out, like, she snipped you, let's snip her that way.
01:45It's like a, like almost like an excuse.
01:47We couldn't do Nina, Nina gave me a badge, I can't do Nina.
01:49Yeah.
01:49Chanel's trying to win her badge, I want her to win a badge, I couldn't do her.
01:52Mick gave her a badge.
01:53She gave me a badge, I cannot.
01:55And they did so good today in the challenge, how are we going to snip one of them?
01:59I don't know, it like don't even feel fair to me, because I don't even feel like I'm the front
02:05runner like that.
02:05Bitch, bullshit, I don't buy it. There's a lot of explanation being handed out, but what it all sounds like
02:12to me is let me cut you so I don't have to cut my friend.
02:15You want to call it in the lines? You want to call it what you want to, bitch, but the
02:18girls are definitely playing the game, bitch, and it's working out in their favor.
02:21But guess what? I can play this game too, okay?
02:24It did hurt my feelings when you swerved me on stage.
02:26I love you.
02:27Oh, shit, no, no, no.
02:29They wanna see you let it out.
02:30I didn't just pick you to get snipped tonight, girl. It was a dual thing.
02:34I, like, swerved you on stage. That was just to be, you know, that was just to be Kat. But,
02:38you know, I'm not gonna, like, hold nothing against you.
02:41I just don't like that kind of stuff, but I understand where you're at, and I still love you, girl.
02:51Right now, it's a little awkward. Like, when someone farts and nobody knows who did it. Something's in the air.
02:57We don't know quite what it is.
03:00I'm like, I just want to say this. At the beginning of the week, when you did make mention that
03:06you had felt like Njeri and myself and Nina were all in some sort of an alliance or something together.
03:10Wait, so, Chanel and Njeri, you guys really aren't in a clique or alliance or anything?
03:15Because I remember when I was lip-syncing, you two were going off for Nina only.
03:20Ooh!
03:22I would be lying if I said that that did not hurt because that never happened and that never will
03:26happen.
03:27Like, tonight, I was vocally cheering on both of you, saying go queens, because I didn't want there to be
03:30any miscommunication or misconstruing of, I think, the intention of cheering people around.
03:35What are people making faces? What?
03:37I don't know what.
03:38What?
03:40This is just so messy.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Now we gotta be mindful of who we cheer on.
03:44No.
03:45I don't care who the fuck you're cheering for at all.
03:47Like, there's other little things, and people were whispering to me, so I was just like, I'm just gonna ask
03:51them.
03:51Well, who the hell is saying this shit? Where the fuck is this coming from?
03:54We were adding up the math. We were like, okay, well, this-
03:56What math?
03:57Like, just the math of, well, if somebody wins and they give away this, then this person will have two,
04:00and then this person will have one.
04:01Sudoku.
04:02Sudoku.
04:02Sudoku.
04:03And then I went to Vanjie.
04:06If Nina wins, she's gonna give the badge to Chanel. It seems that they have an alliance.
04:10You went to Vanjie?
04:12Yes.
04:12When it was presented to me, it was the word alliance was brought up.
04:15I was like, do you think that this is a possibility?
04:18And I wanted to make sure, so I told Mick.
04:21And they were talking about it, and then Nina said she was giving her badge to Chanel.
04:24That's where it started.
04:25No, that's not what happened.
04:26And I was like, there's no way, like, LOL, moving on, and then the cheering thing happened,
04:30and it was just, like, another little moment.
04:32I'm so lost, and I'm so confused with all of this.
04:36What was a very open conversation carried over into another conversation.
04:40At the end of the lip sync, I see it.
04:44Ooh, Nina and Mick.
04:45You brought it up.
04:46It's about the clicks or whatever.
04:47Aren't in a click or anything.
04:48I'm laughing the map.
04:49So far in this competition, I think I've been trying to be aware of everything that's going on around me.
04:54I'm over it.
04:54And at this point, I realized that I cannot keep up with these bitches and their mathematical
04:59strategy of how this game is working.
05:01Just get the fuck out of drag.
05:02Get the fuck out of this shit.
05:04Girl, I don't know.
05:05Like, I just got my first badge.
05:07I want to win money for my charity.
05:09That's what I really want.
05:10Ah, fuck.
05:11And as far as all this drama about cliques and alliances, I don't care.
05:17I just don't care.
05:27The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
05:33cosmetics, a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a $200,000 donation to the
05:40charity of their choice, courtesy of the Palette Fund, with extra special guest judge, Alec Maffa.
05:48RuPaul's Drag Race, may the best drag we win, the drag we win.
05:56Yeah!
05:58Okay.
05:59Oh my god.
06:00You're the best so soon.
06:01You're the best so soon.
06:02You're the best.
06:02Today is a new day in the workroom.
06:04Ah.
06:05This game has changed.
06:06Three queens have two badges.
06:09I'm not jealous at all.
06:11I'm not.
06:12I'm really not.
06:13It's okay.
06:13It's fine.
06:15It's fine.
06:16How are we feeling?
06:17I'm humbled.
06:22Hello, hello, hello.
06:23Hello.
06:25All right.
06:26Good morning, Ladykins.
06:27Good morning.
06:29Now listen, y'all been working so hard.
06:32It's time to blow off a little steam.
06:35I've invited over some fun friends.
06:38Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies, come out to slay.
06:48Oh my god, the Teletubbies.
06:56I used to watch the Teletubbies on the TV when I was waiting on the school bus when I was
07:00little.
07:01Bitch, what?
07:01What?
07:02Say hello to Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, and Poe.
07:08Hi.
07:09Hi.
07:10Now, the Teletubbies are Drag Race superfans, so for today's mini challenge, I want you to show
07:16them a good time with a funky, old-fashioned, soul-trained dance-off.
07:22Oh my god.
07:24In the end, the all-star with the best moves wins.
07:28So go ahead and put on your Teletubby tees and let's go.
07:35Oh my god.
07:38Oh my god.
07:39Oh my god.
07:49Tinky Winky.
07:50Oh my god.
07:52So cute.
07:54Tinky Tinky.
07:55Tinky Winky.
07:56Tinky Winky.
07:59Strike of O's, Dipsy.
08:05Lala, put the bass in your wife.
08:10Okay.
08:15Prance Poe.
08:16Prance, I see it.
08:17Fix your face, fix your life.
08:19You could start with a smile.
08:22Oh, oh, oh.
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:27Yeah!
08:31Teletubbies are icons, and they're always showing up at all the drag artistry events.
08:35They are just ride-or-die allies.
08:36I cannot.
08:37Work, mama.
08:40Oh!
08:43Oh my god!
08:44Oh my god!
08:45Oh my god!
08:47Oh my god!
08:47Oh my god!
08:47Oh my god!
08:47Oh my god!
08:48Oh my god!
08:48Is this the La La Experience?
08:54That is spicy!
08:58Hey!
09:01Hey!
09:02Hey!
09:03Hey!
09:03Hey!
09:04Hey!
09:05Hey!
09:06Hey!
09:09Well, Teletubbies, that was great!
09:13So much fun!
09:16Hello!
09:18And all-stars, you were all out of this world.
09:23But one of you really teleported us to Mars.
09:28Condragulations got mixed.
09:34You've won a $2,500 donation to your charity, Trans Lifeline.
09:42Courtesy of the Teletubbies.
09:44Yes, love you guys.
09:46My grand total right now, I have raised $22,500 for my charity.
09:51Trans Lifeline, hello.
09:53We have more cash for you.
09:56Teletubbies, thank you all for prancing with us today.
10:00Bye!
10:02I miss you.
10:04You're a flip.
10:08All-stars, do you know what drag queens and real estate agents have in common?
10:13They could use their charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to sell anything.
10:19And I do mean anything.
10:23And now, it's time for you to bring the realness to real estate.
10:28For this week's All-Star Challenge, working in pairs, you need to drag up real estate commercials.
10:35Some of the most unique properties on Earth.
10:39And as the CEO of Rucco Properties International, I've made an executive decision.
10:47Angeria, you've been cut off twice this season.
10:50But with great setbacks come great opportunities.
10:55This week, I want you to choose your team partner and pair up the other queens.
11:05I'm a little nervous, especially since I cut her off.
11:08Uh, please pick somebody that's good for me, girl.
11:10Angeria, who do you choose for your partner?
11:13I want to choose somebody that I already know that I have chemistry with.
11:18Come on, Angie!
11:19Come on, Angie!
11:21Yeah, she did cut me off, but all can be forgiven because I got a challenge to win.
11:26Vangie and Angie, see, that sounds good, bitch.
11:28That's like a future sitcom or something.
11:30So, Angie, who do you pair next?
11:32Georges.
11:33Uh-huh.
11:34And Mick.
11:35Okay!
11:36That's pretty cute!
11:38So, Gottmick did cut me off two weeks ago.
11:39And, girl, I need to get my lick back, but she gets a pass this week.
11:43It's not the forever pass.
11:44It's most definitely not.
11:46Chanel and Nina.
11:48Okay!
11:49We got that!
11:50That means Roxy and Plastique Michael are a pair.
11:54I did a great job partnering up the girls to be with somebody that I know that they can work
11:58well with
11:59because, you know, this season is all about charity, and I'm being very charitable, okay?
12:03All right, now let me tell you about the real estate market.
12:06I need you to bust wide open.
12:08First, the icy Arctic Circle.
12:12Gorgeous location.
12:14Second, the old west town of Tumbleweed, Texas.
12:19And the gator-friendly Florida Everglades.
12:25And last but not least, the bewitching community of Salem, Massachusetts.
12:31Ooh, witch!
12:33Now, I'll leave the property portfolios with you so you can choose amongst yourselves.
12:40Later today, you'll shoot your property packages with the help of style superstar Carson Kressley
12:46and, from million-dollar listing LA, Tracy Tudor.
12:53All stars, start your engines.
12:55And may the best drag queen win.
13:08Let's go, let's go, let's go.
13:09For this week's Maxi Challenge, we are channeling drag real estate brokers
13:13and creating hilarious realtor commercials.
13:17Frosty Bits.
13:18Alaska.
13:19Here's Salem.
13:19I like Salem.
13:20We are picking from Frosty Bits, Alaska, Gator Glades, Florida, Tumbleweed, Texas, and Salem, Massachusetts.
13:27Gator Glades.
13:27Florida.
13:28I recognized this place before.
13:30I'm thinking we need to do Florida Gator Glades.
13:32I'm from Florida.
13:33I already know the hillbilly, trailer park kind of people that live in Florida by the swamp.
13:38They cook gator possum.
13:39I feel like we could channel those people down.
13:42One of my top picks would be Salem.
13:44Yeah.
13:45I think we Rosty Bits, Alaska.
13:47So, y'all can have Icy, y'all can have Salem.
13:49Yep.
13:50My top pick would be the Gator Glades.
13:51The Gator Glades.
13:53What's our number one?
13:54I feel like doing a country accent today, so I feel like Gator.
14:02I don't like fighting, so I'll take whatever.
14:04So then let's get Gator Glades.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Yeah, let's do it.
14:08Let's do it.
14:09We're going to do the Tumbleweed, Texas.
14:12You're from Texas.
14:14She's like, not originally, but I'm really excited.
14:18Oh.
14:20Mama, that southern accent.
14:22Ooh, keep practicing just a little bit.
14:27So let's think of the funniest igloo we could ever think of.
14:30I definitely feel like I've gotten more comfortable with comedy this season.
14:34I'll give you the sweet Amber ass.
14:37Aww.
14:38But I know I could do better, and I'm on the team with Gottmik, and this bitch is hilarious.
14:43So I'm really hoping that this week I could finally knock it out of the park.
14:47Since it's like frosty bits, we should do frosty tit.
14:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:52Sitting by a random ice hole with a fish looking at you.
14:56There was like another one you just said that was like funny.
14:58Ooh.
15:00Um.
15:04Brain fart.
15:05Um.
15:06I should just write it all over you.
15:07Yeah.
15:08Because I'm jumping from page to page.
15:10Girl, okay.
15:11I, not the most organized.
15:13George is my stoner little diva of life.
15:16Never has any idea what's going on.
15:18And together, not as streamlined as I would love, but we're going to get there.
15:22Put that down too, so we don't forget, because we definitely will.
15:24Yes, we definitely will.
15:25Um.
15:27Forgot it now.
15:27We need to get to the finish line.
15:30Streamline this.
15:31Focus.
15:33That's a good pen.
15:34I was thinking that too.
15:36That's a good pen.
15:38Like if we're going to really lean into Salem, we have to go like.
15:41Stop it.
15:42How do I have this break?
15:46Typically I don't write.
15:47I do.
15:48Yeah, I don't write.
15:48This is like, this is what I do.
15:50I love that I got paired with Nina.
15:52And I know that people thought that we made some sort of an alliance, but I'm over it.
15:56We really are a great team.
15:58And we're going to sell this fucking house to you.
16:00This is very witchy.
16:03But hang on.
16:05Okay, while you do that, I'm going to continue to write on you because we don't have a ton of
16:07time.
16:08We're handed a folder and it says, tell us about your property.
16:10Tell us about the kind of buyer who's going to buy this house.
16:12And Chanel thinks immediately to, what are we going to wear?
16:16And that doesn't get words on the page.
16:19So I know.
16:20I feel like we should do very stereotypical, like trailer park trash.
16:24Black out some teeth.
16:26Very that kind of guy.
16:27Angie picking me after, you know, the whole snip snip situation.
16:30I'm gagged.
16:31But I know she's funny.
16:32I feel like we could act a fool together.
16:34I think we're going to be good.
16:35We can be like cousins.
16:38Keep it in the family.
16:39That's the slogan.
16:40Keep it in the family.
16:42I'm actually really, really confident in everything that me and Vandia are planning right now.
16:47Because even though we have no training in selling no houses or real estate or nothing like that, bitch, we
16:51do know how to be funny.
16:52It's a step above a shack.
16:53A shack toe.
16:54A shack toe.
16:55There it go.
16:55Even if I can't get a badge, bitch.
16:57Angie got to be in the top two because I swear if I get cut off a third time, bitch,
17:01I'm taking them snippers and I'm cutting some lace fronts for some girl.
17:04Because damn.
17:05Smart for serious.
17:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:07Well, let's get to the nitty-gritty.
17:10Yes.
17:11I'm so excited to work with you.
17:13I think it was paired perfectly.
17:14And I feel like this week we're stepping out of our complete comfort zone.
17:19Like, that's what our plan is.
17:20Show that we can let loose.
17:22Aw.
17:22And be stupid.
17:23Me and Roxy are the dolls and we're known for making outfits, looking kind.
17:28But this week, the two dolls have to be the queens of comedy.
17:32And we're here to do it.
17:33Mary J, I love this house so much.
17:36You wanna know why?
17:38He is the thing.
17:40It's like real similar to how they have blackened out teeth and stuff like that.
17:44I'm like, damn, bitch.
17:46Shit.
17:47Classique and Roxy have decided to be heel village as well.
17:51So I'm freaking out.
17:52Because if you're doing the same character as somebody else and they do exceptionally well,
17:57it's only gonna kind of make yours look worse.
18:03Well, hello, queens.
18:04Hello.
18:05How are you?
18:06So cheerful.
18:07Look at you kids.
18:08It's time to film our real estate commercials with Carson Kressley and real estate superstar
18:12Tracy Tudor.
18:13This is Tracy Tudor.
18:14Hi, Tracy.
18:15From Million Dollar Listing, LA.
18:16And she's gonna be our real estate guru of the day.
18:19Honey, Chanel and I are ready to heat your soul and serve you up an incredible 13,000 square
18:24foot haunted estate.
18:25Tell us a little bit about your company.
18:27Give us the setup.
18:28We're dead and pretty, so together, pretty dead reality.
18:31Love it.
18:31You probably have some words of wisdom for our queens.
18:34Yes.
18:34Lean into it.
18:35Leave the fear at the door.
18:36And just really be confident in your sale-ability.
18:41You're not buying it.
18:42We're not buying it.
18:43Right?
18:44All right.
18:44Well, take us away.
18:45Let's see what you've got to sell.
18:47And action.
18:49Well, hello there and welcome to sunny Salem, Oregon.
18:53Oh, I said Oregon.
18:54There's one there, too.
18:57Hello.
18:58I'm worried about my partner.
18:59I wish we would have gone through the script a couple more times.
19:01But Chanel was really focused on the costumes.
19:04Chanel, you're in reverse.
19:05Oh.
19:07Oh.
19:08It's her first day.
19:12Located at 666 Ravenswood Corner.
19:16There's no better time to buy than right now.
19:19Fantastic.
19:20We can just keep going.
19:21And action.
19:22The home features a grand foyer with peeling paint and crumbling tiles.
19:27Now, talk about shabby chic.
19:28Cut.
19:31There is a lot of real estate talk that we have to memorize in this script that we did.
19:35But me being a Las Vegas showgirl, I'm always prepared.
19:39So let's do this shit.
19:40Salem is a hot market.
19:42A deluxe chef's kitchen.
19:43A fully furnished basement.
19:46Motivated and terrified seller.
19:48Turnkey property.
19:49You can't put a price on luxury.
19:51Your real estate knowledge is, like, baffling.
19:54You guys could sell real estate in LA.
19:56You guys could sell real estate in LA.
19:57You guys could sell real estate in LA.
19:59Well, hello, ladies.
20:01How you doing?
20:01Tell us about you two gals, Sarah Jo and Becky Sue.
20:04Well, we're from the Gator Glades.
20:06She is my cousin and my sister-in-law.
20:08I'm still doing the math.
20:10I'm still doing the math myself.
20:11Okay.
20:12Action.
20:13When you gotta go to the bathroom, it's only a boat ride across the swamp.
20:16We advise you not to go after 7 p.m.
20:19Oh, that's how we lost Uncle Ray to you.
20:21Cut.
20:21I'm dead.
20:22You're very authentic to the neighborhood.
20:24You clearly sell the swamp.
20:26The branding is on point.
20:28You love the ciggy in the mouth.
20:29That's a great prop.
20:30And action.
20:31Come see us at Swamp Pussy Realty, where we keep it in the family.
20:36Get it, get it, get it, get it.
20:38Keep it in the family.
20:39Get it, get it, get it.
20:40I love the name.
20:42Perfection.
20:42Quite a creative name for the brokerage.
20:44I like it.
20:45Honey, ain't nobody do country.
20:46Better than Bans and Angie.
20:47So, Rock Simplasty, bring it on, bitch.
20:50Bring it on.
20:51Swamp Pussy Realty.
20:53Follow that, bitches.
20:54Tell us your name and where do you guys work.
20:57I'm Mary Jo.
20:58And I'm Betty Jo.
20:59We work at Keeper Comin'.
21:00Real Estate.
21:01Are you pregnant or just too much beer?
21:03Nine months later, I see them wandering.
21:05It's a medical mystery.
21:06Okay.
21:07I'm playing Mary Jo, Betty Jo's older sister.
21:09She's not smart, but definitely is running the company.
21:13And action.
21:15Population and tumbleweed is rising.
21:17Great.
21:17Tina Turner, Mary Jo, Kappa Cummins.
21:20Hey, listen.
21:20I'm the brains and she's the complete wild child in this little duo.
21:24This property is a must-see exclusive.
21:27We're killing it.
21:27Just stay in it and keep going for it.
21:29So, Plastique needs to go full out to make this work.
21:32Don't let this opportunity pass you by.
21:34Plastique, let's do that again.
21:36Just like a little more enthusiastic.
21:38Lean into it.
21:39Be fearless.
21:39Okay.
21:40Bigger.
21:41Don't let this opportunity pass you by.
21:43Cut.
21:43Let's go back.
21:44Just enunciate a little more.
21:46I think the accent's getting a little funky.
21:48Ugh.
21:50Reset.
21:50Let's get this badge for charity.
21:52I have faith in my heart that I'm more than just a pretty face.
21:56I'm determined to be a comedy queen.
21:58So, I'm like, okay, I need to let loose.
22:00Just go out there and go berserk.
22:03It includes an open floor plan.
22:07Do you have a criminal record?
22:09Who cares?
22:12I did not.
22:14The face.
22:15Yes.
22:15My queen.
22:16Tell us about where you're selling.
22:18What's your region?
22:19Our region is the Frosty Bits, Alaska.
22:22We flip homes and we flip fuck.
22:24Oh, my goodness.
22:25Okay.
22:26Yes.
22:27One question.
22:28Yes.
22:29What is flip fucking?
22:30Oh.
22:32See, and this goes here and then that and then they flip and...
22:35Oh.
22:36Yes.
22:36Got it.
22:37It's an educational program.
22:39I'm learning every day.
22:40Shall we do your commercial?
22:41I would love to.
22:42Let's do it.
22:42All right.
22:43Great.
22:44Action.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:46It's so hot in here.
22:48I need to get out of here now.
22:50Cut.
22:51And then this is when I change.
22:52Okay.
22:53And action.
22:54As top real estate moguls have said...
22:58Oh, sorry.
22:59Oh, fuck.
22:59I'm so sorry.
23:00Let's cut.
23:00Okay.
23:01I'm sorry.
23:01So you're doing that line, Georges, right?
23:04Do you want to switch?
23:05Yeah, we can switch.
23:06Okay.
23:06Who's doing this first line?
23:07I'll start and then you want to do the hose.
23:10Yeah.
23:11And action.
23:13It's cozy.
23:14It's cozy for the hose that never get cold.
23:19And cut.
23:21Make sure that you two each are clear on which line is whose.
23:25When we were writing it, we weren't really sure who was going to say what.
23:30So we were just going to take turns.
23:33I think we're going to switch it.
23:35Honestly, looking back, I don't think that was the best idea.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:39Hurry up.
23:40Okay.
23:41And cut.
23:42I think we're good.
23:43Are you guys happy with everything?
23:45We love it.
23:45Yeah.
23:46We love it.
23:50This one wasn't as prepared or organized.
23:54Fair.
23:55That's fair.
24:05It's great to get it ready.
24:07I love Rag.
24:11Rag is my favorite.
24:13Today we are getting ready to present our Realtor commercials.
24:16And even though it took a minute to get in the swing of things, in my spirit, I feel like
24:21me and Gottmik did a really good job in the end, you know, and I can't wait to see
24:25how it turns out.
24:26Do you feel like this could be the week to get your first badge, girl?
24:30I thought maybe last week was going to be the week.
24:32You know what?
24:33I mean, who knows?
24:34I honestly have to thank you for putting us together because we brought our strengths
24:39to the table.
24:40Yeah.
24:40We did the damn thing.
24:43In the top two this week.
24:45I haven't won a dime for Trevor Project yet.
24:47And that's frustrating.
24:48I need to bank some money for my charity.
24:53My queen.
24:54My queen.
24:56I feel like we did so good.
24:57Afterwards, I was just feeling like so accomplished with you.
25:01And they gave us such good feedback.
25:03We really stepped outside of our box.
25:05Yeah.
25:05Of course I want to win another badge this week.
25:08But if I have to snip somebody and cut them off, I honestly don't even know who I would
25:12pick.
25:13I already cut off Angie.
25:14It was an eye for an eye.
25:15So at this point, it would be a difficult decision.
25:18I did notice that Vangie and Angie were kind of dressed similar.
25:23They were very country.
25:24You know, I'm from Florida, girl.
25:25They don't have really Southern accents in Florida at all.
25:27Uh-huh.
25:28What happened with Florida?
25:31Florida is not known for being country.
25:33And we were talking about how we kind of had, like, the same outfit on.
25:36Right.
25:36Not about y'all talking about everybody else.
25:38Oh, here she go.
25:39Well, I'm saying, why are you talking about Florida?
25:41Because I'm from Florida.
25:42Florida is, like, the most Southern state.
25:44But we're not going around honky-tonky.
25:46But y'all did Texas.
25:48Instead of talking about y'all, y'all comparing y'all to ours.
25:50Well, someone got defensive.
25:53Here go Waxie with the undercover shade.
25:56Girl, fuck that.
25:57I'm from St. Cloud, Florida.
25:59There is country of redneck trailer parks.
26:02Okay.
26:02I don't know why they even talking about Florida.
26:03They did they do Texas?
26:04Girl, one week without her being on my team, she's against me.
26:07In order to put themselves up, they have to, like, talk about everybody else's.
26:10Just let them.
26:12Because you slayed, I'm sure.
26:14Anyway, I'm not even going to talk about it.
26:16What was that about?
26:17Don't care.
26:18Shit's getting gaggy.
26:21And Jerry, if you win today, even though you're cut off, who would you cut off?
26:26If I'm being honest, I've been cut off twice.
26:28I've been cut off the most.
26:30So I feel like I have a few people in mind.
26:33Oh, yeah.
26:34Perhaps one of the people that cut me.
26:37But would it be out of spite?
26:39Well, you know what?
26:40Coincidentally, those people do have the most badges.
26:44So they are still threats to me.
26:48We're puzzle targets.
26:50Yeah.
26:50We both have two badges.
26:53Me and Roxy.
26:55Definitely targets.
26:57Benji, you know we weren't.
26:58I was just talking about Florida.
27:01Well, of course, probably.
27:02Had nothing to do with your team or any of that.
27:05Because I'm not here to do that shit.
27:07You should know better.
27:09Girl.
27:09I get annoyed.
27:11Honey, I'm passionate.
27:11I'm Puerto Rican.
27:12I'm like, bitch, if I hear something, I'm going to say something.
27:14I don't want to put too much of a target on myself.
27:17So I'm going to try to keep my mouth shut and shut the fuck up and stop arguing with everybody.
27:20But it is what it is.
27:21You should just know me better than that.
27:24What is this competition turning us into, you guys?
27:27Oh, my God.
27:28Shut up.
27:29Please stop fighting.
27:49Come on, flower power.
27:51That's my mom.
27:52Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars.
27:56The star of Selling South Plainfield, Michelle Visage.
28:01Hey, Ru, what is a real estate agent's favorite type of music?
28:05I don't know.
28:06House music.
28:10The host of Love It or Fist It, Carson Kressley.
28:14Oh, hey, Ru, what kind of monster eats houses?
28:17I don't know.
28:18Godzilla.
28:22And the host of This Old Whore, the fantastic Alec Mapa.
28:27Hey, Ru, what do you call a pirate who designs houses?
28:31I don't know.
28:32An architect.
28:36This week, we challenge our queens to drag up hot property packages.
28:41And tonight on the runway, category is Day to Night Reveal.
28:46All-Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
28:55Category is Day to Night Reveal.
28:58Up first, Nina West.
29:01Maria, the nunnery isn't to be used as a sanctuary.
29:03What is it, you cunt face?
29:05I am the nun by day and showgirl at night.
29:09Oh, she's kicking the habit.
29:11Yes, she is.
29:12In the true Nina West style, it's a dress with a message.
29:16Ooh.
29:17Oh.
29:18I'm taking on an institution that has often criminalized and crippled our community.
29:23This is truly who I am.
29:25It's an outfit with a statement.
29:26Are you there, God?
29:27It's me, Nina West.
29:31Up next, Chanel.
29:33Ooh, Chanel is on the case.
29:35Wow.
29:36I am the number one executive at RuPaul's Studios.
29:40Now it's time for the evening gala.
29:42Ooh.
29:44Drop it like it's red hot.
29:45And I look stupidly gorgeous.
29:49I feel like a million bucks.
29:50She's off to her night job at Deal or No Deal.
29:54Up next, Plastique Tiara.
29:56Ooh.
29:57Come on, fool, geish.
29:59I am this beautiful, glamorous geisha.
30:02I want in on her for Britain's City.
30:06But then, boom, Plastique Chromatica.
30:09Ooh.
30:10Wow.
30:10From geisha to samurai in one simple change.
30:13Yeah.
30:14It's giving AI, it's giving doll, it's giving dangerous, it's giving artificial fashion.
30:19She has a point.
30:20Actually, two of them.
30:21Yes.
30:24Up next, Roxy Andrews.
30:26You know, on a clear day, you can see Pacoima.
30:30She is a 50s housewife doll.
30:33And baby, this doll is full of surprises.
30:35Doris, date a knife.
30:36Wow.
30:37I made this outfit myself.
30:38It's just something I take such pride in.
30:41I'm an all-star, and this is why I'm here.
30:43If she doesn't win, she should definitely get the Constellation Prize.
30:46Yeah.
30:47I'm trying to get to Stephanie.
30:48Up next, got me.
30:49Suited and booty.
30:51I am just the most basic, normal, everyday, nine-to-five man.
30:58Ooh.
31:00Victor Victoria's Secret.
31:03Peek-a-boo gorge.
31:05This business, Wamana, has assets, honey.
31:08She's got a head for business and a ass for sin.
31:15Up next, Georgia.
31:17Sex and the city.
31:18For my day-to-night reveal, I'm living my 70s fantasy.
31:21I'm wearing this sickening white dress, just being cutesy-bootsy.
31:25And then, when it comes nighttime, it's a disco mama.
31:29Oh, this girl has spun out of control.
31:32Welcome to the Fringe Festival.
31:33Bitch, I'm feeling so sickening.
31:35My body's all golden, and I feel very 70s.
31:38Come on, solid gold dancer.
31:39Yes.
31:42Up next, Angeria, Paris, Van Michaels.
31:46Yes.
31:46Yes, it's an Erykah Badu, not an Erykah Badont.
31:49I am sauntering down the runway, okay?
31:52I am filling my oats and revealing to a beautiful gown.
31:56Oh, well, the cat's out of the bag now.
31:58Definitely.
31:59Hairpiece, chick, beautiful gown, chick, mug, chick.
32:03I feel like the ultimate motherfucking drag goddess.
32:07Now, if she'd only shaved the other arm.
32:12Up next is Vanjie.
32:15Aw.
32:16Oh, she makes a very pretty woman.
32:18Yeah.
32:18I'm bringing you the ultimate romantic movie, Pretty Woman.
32:22Big mistake.
32:23Huge.
32:25I'm looking expensive with my little shopping bag.
32:28This ain't her first rodeo drive.
32:31Now it's time for my date.
32:32And I got my little red gown, just like Julia Roberts.
32:35Looking like old, rich money.
32:37The around-the-way girls moving up.
32:39Don't forget, she doesn't kiss on the lips.
32:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:42Ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:49Ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
32:53Welcome, queens.
32:54Let's look at your hot property packages.
32:57First up, Nina and Chanel.
32:59Pretty Dead Realty.
33:03Hi there, and welcome to sunny Salem.
33:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:06My name is Cassandra Carlock.
33:08And I'm Yvonne Gracie Toomes.
33:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:12School friends, Salem is a town like no other.
33:15And you can't beat the weather.
33:16Seasonal depression?
33:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:19And these home deals will have you screaming.
33:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:24Built during the hype of the Salem Witch Trials,
33:27this charming estate has a very motivated and terrified seller
33:31ready to make a deal with the devil.
33:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:34Could you just die?
33:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:37And you may have to to get in on this deal.
33:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:40The home features a grand foyer
33:42with peeling paint and crumbling tiles.
33:44Now, talk about shabby chic.
33:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:47Also, a deluxe chef's kitchen
33:49complete with a walk-in oven and giant meat locker.
33:53It also has a ballroom with its very own piano
33:56played 24 hours a day
33:59by, of course, the ghost of Liberace.
34:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:04Follow the dark, winding road
34:07to your very own four-car garage
34:09perfect for when she already done had herses
34:11for his and her herses.
34:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:13Now, sure, you can't put a price on luxury,
34:16but we'll sell it for a simple price of
34:18your soul.
34:21What a deal!
34:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:23Pretty Dead Realty.
34:25We know how to nail em in Salem.
34:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:31Up next, Plastique and Roxy,
34:34Keeper Cummings Real Estate.
34:36Let's take a look.
34:39Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
34:42Hi, I'm Mary Jo.
34:43And I'm Betty Jo.
34:45From the Keeper Cummings Real Estate
34:47in Tumbleweed, Texas.
34:48Cause once you come,
34:50you can't help but keep a-comin'.
34:52Do you have no credit?
34:55Who cares?
34:56Do you have a criminal record?
34:58Who cares?
34:59Just give us your social security number
35:01and your mother's maiden name,
35:02and we'll do the rest.
35:04I live!
35:06Act now to get this here one-of-a-kind home.
35:10For a small prize of two meals and one donkey.
35:13This here is your future humble abode.
35:17Well, there it is.
35:20It includes an open floor plan.
35:23It's as open as Betty Jo's legs at the saloon's second stall on a Wednesday night.
35:27Mary Jo, where's the lie?
35:31You might be asking yourself, how many bathrooms?
35:34Well, none.
35:37But what you do get is this here outhouse, where you can be...
35:40Shittin' while you pissin', shittin' while you pissin' at the same time.
35:47Why should you live here, you ask?
35:49Boy, that's a stupid question.
35:51Why not?
35:54Don't forget, I'm Mary Jo.
35:56And I'm Betty Jo.
35:57From the Keep A Comin' Real Estate.
36:00Cause once you come...
36:02You just can't help but keep a comin'.
36:04Y'all come back now, you hear?
36:08Oh, my God.
36:11Up next, got Mick and Georges.
36:15Share and Tiff Real Estate.
36:17Take a look.
36:18Is this you?
36:20Oh, my God.
36:21It's so hot in here.
36:22Somebody help me, please.
36:24Well, do we have the property for you.
36:27Driven to be the best.
36:30Hi, I'm Cheryl Lynn.
36:32And I'm Tiffany.
36:33And we're from Share and Tiff Real Estate.
36:36We're sisters who flip homes and flip fucks.
36:41We are in Frosty Tits, Alaska.
36:44Girl, it's a bit.
36:46Whatever.
36:46You can get this spacious igloo for the cruel price of...
36:51A bag of ice.
36:53You may say, it's just ice.
36:56But this location has it all.
36:59Relaxing outdoor plunge pools.
37:02Ooh.
37:04Outdoor plumbing with a view.
37:05Oh.
37:08Unpredictable stairs.
37:10Whoa.
37:11Huh?
37:12Hope you have insurance.
37:14Fabulous ground transportation.
37:16What better way to get some head than on a sled?
37:19Hurry up, bitch.
37:20I got some dick to suck.
37:21Push, push, push, bitch.
37:22Have you ever wanted to sit by a big hole while fish stare at you?
37:26Literally, all the time.
37:28Well, you should move to Frosty Tits.
37:31Girl, it's this.
37:34Now get out there and go flip fucks.
37:37It's the right time and this is the place to be.
37:41Ooh, good job.
37:42And last but not least, Angie and Vangie.
37:46Swamp Pussy Realty.
37:49Take a look.
37:52Are you a retired Republican?
37:55And are you looking for somewhere to spend your last days?
37:57Well, look no further.
37:59I'm Sarah Joe and this is my cousin Becky Sue.
38:01And I'm also her sister-in-law.
38:03And together we are...
38:04Swamp Pussy Realty.
38:06Where we keep it in the family.
38:09You would love living here at Gator Glade.
38:11We're a growing population of 36 people.
38:14They're all related.
38:15It's always super duper hot.
38:16And the best part...
38:18Ain't no gay people.
38:21If all this sounds good to you...
38:25Because we have a property that's ready right now.
38:29It's not a shack.
38:30It's not a shack toe.
38:32It's a shack toe.
38:34Oh!
38:34Oh!
38:36See what we did there?
38:37All right.
38:38This lovely, spacious, 100 square foot home has an air mattress that was owned by the previous owner.
38:45Sorry.
38:46And a lovely mosquito net.
38:48Now, ain't that fancy.
38:49And when you gotta go to the bathroom, it's only a boat ride across the swamp.
38:54We advise you not to go after 7 PM.
38:55That's how we lost Uncle Ray there.
38:58Mm-hmm.
38:58Oh, let's pull one out for him.
39:00He's a big one.
39:01Oh, he was big.
39:02He got quite a lot.
39:03Oh, yeah.
39:06Well, look at me hanging this man.
39:08This cozy shack toe is on the market for the low, low price of $300 and a pack of cigs.
39:14So don't you wait.
39:16Come get it today and come see us at Swamp Pussy Realty.
39:20Where we keep it in the family.
39:22Keep it in the family.
39:23Keep it in the family.
39:24Keep it in the family.
39:25Keep it in the family.
39:26Keep it in the family.
39:27Keep it in the family.
39:27Keep it in the family.
39:29Oh, my gosh.
39:40Welcome back, All Stars.
39:42Tonight, I'll name the top two All Stars of the week.
39:45Each will receive a beautiful benefactor's badge.
39:48Time for the judges' critiques.
39:50Let's start with Nina West and Chanel.
39:53First of all, I love real estate.
39:55Zillow is my porn, so I was really into this.
39:58You guys really embraced the whole real estate of it all.
40:02The writing was so delicious and you were so fun to direct.
40:06You're both such great entertainers and you really brought that to this challenge.
40:10Chanel, your runway was super fabulous and glamorous as Chanel always is.
40:15Appreciate that.
40:15What you do so well is presentation and I think the way you presented this look on the runway was
40:20at the very top.
40:22Nina, you always have a theme.
40:24You followed it through from your flying nun to your stained glass to your goddess of drag queen moment.
40:28It was fun and camp and adorable as always.
40:32The only thing that would have made this a little bit better was you didn't need the things on your
40:35shoes.
40:36Totally agree.
40:37Next up is Plastique and Roxy.
40:39This is the comedy duo that I didn't know I needed.
40:43We were so funny together.
40:45Roxy, I love queens who are not afraid of looking stupid.
40:49I mean, you just went there with a Tina Turner wig and a blacked out tooth.
40:53You had a good time.
40:55You looked amazing.
40:56You were the straight guy to her foil.
40:58Plastique, I was so blown away by what you did.
41:02I was so proud of you for allowing yourself to get ugly and to get crunchy and to have fun.
41:10These runway looks.
41:11I mean, Roxy, you gave us literally like daytime to evening.
41:15Such a chic look.
41:17And the print is all very like Dolce & Gabbana to me.
41:19It's just gorgeous.
41:21Roxy, did you make this outfit?
41:22Yes, ma'am.
41:23Oh, it's just so beautiful.
41:25And then Plastique, this was an extravaganza of glamour.
41:28The purple number had such flow and such drama on the stage.
41:32And then you gave us the total opposite of that.
41:34This pared down warrior, modern armor, bodysuit.
41:37I love those knives.
41:39I didn't know whether you were going to cut a bitch or open your mail.
41:43Boy, did I laugh out loud.
41:45So funny and so unexpected from Miss Plastique.
41:50This was a tour de force.
41:51This was outrageous.
41:53Thank you, ladies.
41:55Thank you so much.
41:56Up next, Georges and Got Mick.
41:59Originally, you started out as the flip fuckers.
42:01And I was like, flip fucker, I'm in.
42:05But then I didn't feel like it went anywhere past that.
42:08Having said that, you were both so confident in your delivery.
42:11Got Mick, you were so theatrical.
42:14Georges, I loved your wardrobe changes.
42:16I thought you embraced the character.
42:17I just think you could go even further.
42:19You two were adorable together.
42:21It's just comparatively of how ridiculous these kids were,
42:24you need to just take the caliber of it to the stratosphere.
42:27Absolutely.
42:29But the runway looks got Mick.
42:31I think we all were, as the kids say, gagged and gooped when you turned around.
42:35And that's what a reveal is all about.
42:37Georges, this look is so adorable.
42:40Where you're going in the daytime in the first look, I have no idea.
42:43But you're certainly somebody who I would hang out with during the day.
42:46Absolutely dynamic.
42:49Georges, are you feeling some kind of way?
42:54Yes, I just like, I just feel like I keep on letting you down and like...
42:59Georges, you killed it.
43:00I'm just so embarrassed.
43:01No, you literally did so good.
43:02What are you talking about?
43:04I'm sorry.
43:05You don't have to apologize.
43:07Part of this process is to break down and then to build back up.
43:11But we're here to tell you that you have it, you've got it.
43:14You know, every time I see you do that thing with your hands where you go like this.
43:18That is fucking hilarious.
43:20You know, Georges, in drag, out of drag, you are gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
43:27And so if you were to play someone really butch...
43:30Like a foreman on a construction site?
43:31Yes.
43:32Right.
43:32You'd be doing all of this and this and what's the other thing?
43:35Oh, you do this.
43:37Yeah.
43:41That would be so hilarious for you.
43:44That is where your comedy lies.
43:47Thanks.
43:49Thank you, Ru.
43:50Thank you, guys.
43:52Up next, Angeria and Miss Vanjie.
43:55Well, Swamp Pussy Realty.
43:56I don't know if your pussies were on fire, but they were very muggy.
43:59And I enjoyed it.
44:01What I liked about you two, you went in, you leaned heavy on the stupid.
44:05It was funny, hillbillies, chick, and yet different from Plasty and Roxy.
44:11Angeria, there's a warmth in you that just comes out and you have that genuine country voice that really served
44:16you well in this.
44:17Vanjie, when you act or do improvs, you feel the need to put on a voice.
44:22How do I put on a voice?
44:23That's my voice.
44:26Today is your lucky day.
44:27And you go...
44:30And it kills me every time.
44:33It's so distinctive and it's a billion dollar asset.
44:36And, Vanjie, the Julia Roberts references on the runway were so spot on.
44:40Dressing like this shows off a different, elegant side of you.
44:43That's really exciting.
44:45Our little Vanjie has grown all up.
44:47She's a pretty woman now.
44:50Angeria, I love a mixed pattern, but this is three patterns in a row.
44:53So I almost wish that turban part was black.
44:56Michelle's right about the headband.
44:57I can forgive that because everything there is just so gorgeous, so eloquent.
45:02And you are such a pro at selling the garment.
45:05When you presented this, it just flowed so beautifully.
45:08And it has glamour and sophistication.
45:12Love it, love it, love it.
45:13Thank you, Mama.
45:14Thank you, All Stars.
45:15I think we've heard enough.
45:16While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:20You may leave the stage.
45:24Now, we need to choose the top two All Stars of the week.
45:28Now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
45:31Nina and Chanel as Pretty Dead Realty stood out for me
45:35because they were playing with the macabre.
45:36They were giving us the Addams Family, the Munsters.
45:38I thought it was really hokey and really funny.
45:41Yeah, I agree that the concept was well thought out,
45:44but I felt they kept hitting the same note.
45:46How many macabre, dead people jokes can I get in there?
45:49More!
45:50I felt like I was watching a TV pilot for Bring Back My Ghouls.
45:53It was beautiful.
45:53Yes.
45:54Their performance was spooktacular.
45:57And then their runway looks, I like them.
45:59They're not my favorite of the night.
46:00Yes, yes.
46:01I laughed out loud at Plastique and Roxy.
46:04I thought they were hilarious and really unexpected
46:07because of Plastique's magnanimous performance.
46:10And their runway looks were unbeatable tonight.
46:13Both the creations that Plastique wore were beyond.
46:17The fact that Roxy made that outfit, that it was reversible?
46:20Unbelievable.
46:21Angeria and Vangie, they were both so much fun on the runway
46:24and in their sketch.
46:25Their chemistry together, so great.
46:27And the concept they came up with was, it was perfect.
46:30Vangie was giving us, you know, elegant, pretty woman.
46:32And that range is exactly what you hope to see
46:34when someone comes back to All Stars.
46:36I love Angeria.
46:37I love how she works that runway.
46:39I thought the dress was great.
46:40I thought the presentation was even better.
46:42All right, silence.
46:43I've made my decision.
46:45Bring Back My All Stars.
46:53Welcome back, All Stars.
46:55Based on your hot property packages
46:57and your day-to-night runway presentations,
47:02I've made some decisions.
47:04The top two All Stars of the week are...
47:13Plastique and Roxy Andrews.
47:16Come on!
47:21I love you.
47:23Condragulation.
47:24Thank you, thank you.
47:25You've each earned a huge benefactor's badge.
47:29And you're both one step closer
47:31to winning the $200,000 grand prize for your charity.
47:36Thank you so much.
47:37Ladykins, the rest of you can take a seat.
47:41Happy birthday.
47:42Congratulations.
47:47My queen.
47:49Two All Stars, stand before me.
47:51Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
47:54win $10,000 for your charity,
47:57and earn the power to cut off one of your fellow queens
48:01from receiving a beautiful benefactor's badge next week.
48:08The time has come for you to lip sync for your charity.
48:16It's the battle of the dolls.
48:19And, bitch, I'm excited.
48:21Yes, I want to get some coins for the Asian American Foundation.
48:24I haven't won any money for my charity yet.
48:26Good luck and don't.
48:29Fuck it up.
48:31I can do it so you ride, baby.
48:35Bye bye!
48:36I can lick it, I can ride it,
48:38while you slipping and sliding.
48:39I can do all them little tricks
48:41and keep the dick up inside it.
48:43You wanna F-R-E-A-K.
48:46It kicks us every pressure,
48:48cause that's what I apply.
48:49P-p-p-pressure apply,
48:51can't fuck a regular guard.
48:52We're dumping umbrellas,
48:54and stickier than apple pie.
48:56I can F-R-E-A-K.
49:02I can't do it.
49:03I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
49:04I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
49:05A-K-F-R-E-A-K.
49:09What the fuck, this ain't Chanel, nigga custom down.
49:11Like what the fuck, this ain't Burberry custom brown?
49:12He said, can't you go it back when you touch the ground?
49:14Then he said, throw that pussy purr.
49:15I said, yacht me out.
49:16Hold up, fuck your ass,
49:16I need a fork in a roller.
49:17Ain't a need for you to double tap,
49:18I need a scroll up.
49:19Kick these bitches on their toes like Manolo.
49:21Be on the lookout when I come through, molo.
49:23Oh, wow, elegant bitch with a ho glow.
49:25If it ain't big, then I won't blow any,
49:29I just F'd the G
49:30Made him say, uh, just ask Master P
49:32Thought I was so hard, I just took the knee
49:33Gimme Rocky ASAP, nigga, worth the rate
49:36Freak
49:38Some de la freak
49:39De la freak
49:40Wait, wait, wait, wait
49:41I can
49:42Come on, my friends, Roxy
49:45A-K-F-R-E
49:50A-K-F-R-E
49:51A-K-F-R-E
49:54Yeah!
49:55Come on!
49:58All stars
49:59I've made my decision
50:07Roxy Andrews, congratulations! You're a winner, baby!
50:13That's right
50:15Thank you
50:17You've won a cash tip of $10,000 for your charity, Miracle of Love
50:23Thank you
50:24Plastique, you are free to slay another day
50:27Damn
50:28No lip-sync wins yet
50:30But you know what? Roxy Andrews is an undefeated lip-sync assassin
50:35Which makes me feel a little bit better
50:37All stars, please join Roxy on stage
50:47Roxy, with great power comes great responsibility
50:51Using the ruby snippers
50:55You need to decide which of your fellow queens you'll cut off from receiving a beautiful benefactor's badge next week
51:05Roxy, which sister will you scissor?
51:09Last week I was just like, okay, Angeria cut me, so first chance I get, I'm gonna cut her, easy
51:14breezy, eye for an eye
51:16Now that's done, and I don't know who I'm gonna snoop
51:19It's completely breaking my heart to have to do this
51:22Roxy, I'm not gonna look at anybody
51:27All I need to know is where Nina is
51:31Ho, ho, ho!
51:33Where's Nina?
51:34I'm at the end, girl
51:35I'm at the end, I'm at the end
51:37No, stop talking
51:38Honestly, don't worry about it
51:40I'm over here
51:40I'm over here
51:41I just gave her a badge last week
51:43What would you like for Christmas, Roxy?
51:45Keep going
51:45Please don't cut me off
51:47No, no, no
51:51I don't know if I can do this, but this is a part of the game
51:53So, fuck it, wherever I land is gonna be the girl
51:57Go the other way, Roxy
51:59Christmas is coming
52:04Snip, snip, bitch
52:06Oh my god
52:09Is this being serious?
52:11Turn around
52:12I don't want to
52:16What is it?
52:19No, no, no, no, wait
52:22Not your final answer?
52:24It's injeria
52:25No, she just got cut
52:26I'm not cutting injeria
52:27I'm not
52:28I don't fucking know, man
52:35Uh...
52:36Cut someone!
52:38Do it!
52:38Whatever I do, somebody's gonna be mad
52:40Well, probably not as mad as injeria
52:44You have five other choices
52:49I'm sorry, I just, uh...
52:52Just because of badges, I'll pick Mick
52:55I'm so sorry, Mick
52:58Okay, it's okay
53:00Okay
53:01I'm taking this better than Roxy
53:03Which is crazy
53:04Like...
53:04Hello
53:06I'm the one cut off, honey
53:07It's okay, I promise
53:08No, it's okay, you're amazing
53:10Don't get me wrong, I'm pissed!
53:12But right now, I'm an emotional support queen
53:16Give me
53:19It's okay, it's okay
53:22Got Nick
53:24You have been given the snip snip
53:26You know how this works
53:27Next week, you can compete and even win
53:31But Roxy has cut you off from earning a beautiful benefactions page
53:36Condragulations all-stars, and please remember
53:39If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
53:42Can I get an amen up in here?
53:44Amen!
53:45Alright, now let the music play!