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00:07here we are again girls another day two left queen honey you can hear the wind whistle through
00:13baby so we're back in the workroom and jada and alexis are gone and it's the final four
00:18and it means this is it this is do or die right now you either make it or you don't
00:21wait yada
00:22left us a present oh oh baby jada how you guys feeling a little stress a little stress very
00:31stressed juju and i are bottom two again not cute it was a hectic episode it's been hectic since day
00:38one well i mean how was it hectic for you guys considering it was our second time in the bottom
00:42two weeks in a row and your second time winning two weeks in a row you just still never know
00:47the
00:47judges really are giving us these critiques that are half good half bad it leaves it open for such
00:51interpretation winning that challenge was so awesome but it's not saying to me hey you can
00:57relax because any mishap any mistake and you're gone how did it feel for you to have to lip sync
01:04not only against alexis but then to have jada buzz in it was nerve-wracking and at the same time
01:10when i was standing up there i felt like i let rue down but you know what there were only
01:15three groups
01:15left there were two people had to be in the bottom that's true think about this no one's in the
01:20top
01:20anymore we're all on the bottom now well she's the top
01:25let's go
01:27girl you got she male my fantastic four hi mama this town needs an enema but for every queen fighting
01:36for the tea there's some joker trying to take her down so whether you're a superhero a supervillain
01:42or a supermodel of the world you gotta be kick-ass to make it into the drag race hall of
01:49fame
01:50wonder twin powers dragtivate
01:55hello hello hello
02:00final four contragulations for surviving thank you one thing is for sure it do take balls to reach the
02:07drag race hall of fame so get ready to put some bounce in your step ladies because for today's
02:14mini challenge we're gonna shoot some hoops and i don't mean earrings oh man
02:22two teams skirts versus skins strap on your heels and meet me on the court let's do it okay
02:31we only have 10 minutes come on so juju b and i are the skins which means we have to
02:36wear tube
02:36tops and tiny little shorts girl look this has got a camel toe oh you didn't shave for today's occasion
02:46chanel and i are the skirts this is like my worst nightmare sports and day drag what a treat we
02:52all
02:53combined could not look any more disgusting i feel like peg bundy on steroids okay i think that's it
03:12well look who's here it's the harlot globetrotters
03:18it is time to play fish it's like horse but with ladyboys now you'll be playing two on two and
03:26the
03:26first team to spell the word fish loses the game for once serving fish is a bad thing oh team
03:34shed you
03:35won the coin toss so you go first all right ladies lay ball yeah let's do this come on
03:51who said white queens can't jump i played basketball in seventh grade it's only one game but i did come
04:00on bitch dunk it dunk it juju oh girl you know how to handle a ball is it me me
04:11and the girls from
04:11the secretarial pool shoot hoops at lunch oh team shad gets an f my turn come on b i'm giving
04:24up karima abdullah
04:25jabara realness i think i'm gonna go from the same spot
04:33ahhh nice rim shot you're in kid
04:48oh team shad fi obviously you ain't fish
04:57i'm gonna go from the same spot
04:59i'm gonna go from the same spot
05:00yeah chat work that pink ball
05:05oh my god you shoot like a girl what
05:10team shad f-i-s
05:18oh
05:19three points bia damn
05:27come on you know you can do it girl this is our last letter c
05:39Team Shad, put some tartar sauce with that, girls, because you are serving fish.
05:45That means Team Rujubee, you are our winners.
05:50Team.
05:51Butch Queen.
05:52Yes, Butch Queen.
05:53In the category of the RuPaul Ball, Butch Queen, Juju, and Raven.
05:57Walking for cheesecake, honey.
05:58Do it.
05:59Do it, bitch.
06:01Take your victory lap, you **** whores.
06:04Condragulations.
06:05You've won something more valuable than a gold medal or even a pearl necklace.
06:10You've each won a chance to phone home, Tootsie Lou.
06:15Aww.
06:18I haven't talked to my boyfriend in so long that this phone call is gonna feel magical.
06:22I can't wait to hear my mom's voice.
06:24My dynamic drag duos.
06:27In my film Star Booty, available on Netflix, I played a supermodel by day and a super spy by night.
06:34My arch nemesis, played by Candace Cain, was a cosmetics mogul who kidnapped hookers and sold their organs.
06:41Just a simple tale of good versus evil.
06:45For this week's All Star Challenge, you need to transform into arch enemies.
06:51One super shero and one super villain per team.
06:55Now, it's up to you to put together a kick-ass, high fashion outfit using your own drag and materials
07:03provided by Leg Avenue.
07:05Ooh.
07:05Plus, you'll need to create a compelling legend that includes your backstories, your mission, and of course, your hashtag drag
07:14superpowers.
07:15And the winning duo will be immortalized in Dynamite Comics as the first ever drag super foes.
07:22Wow.
07:23Yes.
07:24Are you kidding me?
07:25No matter what kind of little boy you are, comic books are the tea.
07:29Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best women win.
07:35Coming up.
07:36The mammograms infused my brain.
07:38It is a little bit, a little confusing.
07:40Ladies, I have one more thing.
07:46We're f***ing.
07:51That's hot, huh?
07:51Isn't that pretty?
07:53That's rad.
07:54So rad.
07:55For this week's Main Challenge, we have to transform ourselves into superheroes and supervillains.
08:00We have to come up with superpowers, a mission, our backstories, as well as costumes.
08:04It is a lot.
08:05Obviously, I'm going to be the villain.
08:07Well, yeah.
08:08I am taller, and usually the villain is taller, bigger, manlier.
08:12Yeah, more butch.
08:13Yeah.
08:13I'll take that.
08:14Of course I'm the superhero.
08:16Duh.
08:17I think I'll do the villain.
08:18Because you can give him cold shoulders and icy stares.
08:21I'm going to be playing the villain.
08:22Chad will be the superhero.
08:24He's the pretty, you know, the Disney bitch.
08:26And I'm just, um, just an evil.
08:29Here's the thing.
08:30We've got to keep this funny.
08:31Here's what I'm thinking for my superhero.
08:34Fire.
08:35And I am in charge of vaginal rejuvenations.
08:39Really?
08:41What was your idea?
08:42I was thinking of more like, like, like a black diamond-y.
08:45Something like, you know, the stealer of the rarest black diamonds in the world.
08:48Let me tell you something.
08:49When I competed before, there was an individual who got a challenge and insisted on taking a serious approach to
08:56it.
08:56Right.
08:56And she was sent home that night.
08:57We need to make them laugh.
08:59What can we do?
08:59Maybe your tits put out my fire.
09:03And that's my weakness.
09:05Shh.
09:06And...
09:06Oh!
09:07Sickening.
09:09What I'm thinking?
09:11Red pubic hair creeping out either side of the thing, girl.
09:16Chad's ideas are dirty and raunchy.
09:18I'm just a little bit nervous.
09:20Hello, hello, hello!
09:22Hi, Ruth.
09:24How are my super freaks doing?
09:26Super freaky.
09:28Team Chad.
09:29Hello, ladies.
09:30Hello, hello, hello.
09:31Now, in the workroom, I'm a simple man in a Klein-Epstein-Parker suit.
09:36Of course.
09:37But on the main stage, I'm a supermodel of the world wearing Zaldi, of course.
09:42Of course.
09:43What's your story?
09:44Our story is sick and twisted, honey.
09:46So, who's playing the shero?
09:48I'm the shero.
09:49And so, that would leave you as the lactation megatits from Nipple Junction, Wyoming.
09:54And your name is?
09:56Fire ****.
09:57Oh.
09:58And I'm from little **** Arkansas.
10:00Oh, oh.
10:00That's such a sweet town.
10:02It is.
10:03It is.
10:03They run things real tight around there.
10:05I bet they do.
10:05They do.
10:06They run a tight ship.
10:06Well, you know, that's fine.
10:08But you might want to think about doing something a little more family friendly.
10:11I mean, you are all stars.
10:13You want to appeal to the masses.
10:16Betty and Joe beer can may find it a little provocative.
10:20We hear you.
10:21We can revise.
10:22Yeah.
10:22You kids are going to work on this story a little bit more.
10:25And I am so excited to see you all on the main stage.
10:28We're excited too.
10:29I'm excited about this challenge.
10:29All right.
10:30Get back to work.
10:30Thanks, Drew.
10:31All right.
10:32Essentially, Chad and I have to get back to the drawing board and rewrite everything.
10:35There's not a lot of time to do it.
10:36I'm worried we might be in trouble.
10:39Damn.
10:40Team Rujubee.
10:41Hi.
10:42How's it going?
10:43Good.
10:43I take it Raven, you are the villainess.
10:45I am bad and I'm perfectly good at it.
10:48What is your hero name?
10:50Melanina.
10:51And you are?
10:51Sophia Fierce.
10:53So.
10:53Period.
10:54Fia.
10:55Fierce.
10:55We both come from a planet undiscovered out just outside of the sun called Solaris.
11:02Solaris.
11:02And we grew up on the dark side of the planet.
11:04She was given this TS gun at the library.
11:09Tan spray.
11:09Tan spray.
11:10And this tan spray, you are able to infuse people with the beauty of tan that you can
11:15live on the bright side of the planet.
11:17Can't live on the bright side unless she's actually with the sun.
11:19Because you cannot live in the sun unless she gives you the melanin.
11:26Okay, so you're both from the dark side?
11:28Yes.
11:29But who lives on the bright side?
11:30I do, after gaining that gun.
11:33Once you got the gun, but you're on Earth now.
11:35No.
11:36Oh no, you still live on that planet.
11:37We're still Solarians.
11:38And they have libraries on that planet?
11:40Yeah, girl.
11:41Girl, every planet reads.
11:43Yes, ma'am.
11:44It's just a little bit, a little confusing.
11:47Okay.
11:47Most of the great superhero villain stories are basic.
11:50Good versus evil.
11:51And they have an axe to grind with the other ones.
11:54Okay, we'll simplify it.
11:55You just don't want to play it too safe.
11:57That's what you told us last week.
11:58Right.
11:58Because you two have been in the bottom, uh, twice.
12:01And you don't want to be in the bottom again.
12:03No.
12:04We want to make you proud.
12:05Yes.
12:05Yes, ma'am.
12:06Good luck.
12:07Thank you, mama.
12:09We have to figure this out now.
12:10There's not that much time.
12:12You know, if our story isn't solid, that's going to be a huge problem.
12:15That's the whole challenge.
12:16Gather round, all stars.
12:19Now, tomorrow on the main stage, the winning team will advance to the finale.
12:24But the losing team will be torn apart forever.
12:26As you both lip sync for your lives against each other.
12:33Oh, hell no.
12:35Jujubee is my best friend.
12:36I do not want to lip sync against her.
12:38It'll be an unfortunate situation if Chanel and I have to lip sync against each other.
12:43It's a little bit scary.
12:45Now, tomorrow on the main stage, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judges,
12:49from Bridesmaids and Reno 911, Wendy McClendon-Covey.
12:53Cheers.
12:54Wendy McClendon-Covey.
12:56I love her dry sense of humor.
12:57She's a lot like me.
12:58And my squirrel friend, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
13:02Oh, hello.
13:03Hey.
13:04She's back.
13:04I love it.
13:05I've always loved Elvira.
13:07She is so, you know, dark and sexy and seductive.
13:10Oh, um, ladies, I have one more, just a little thing to add to your to-do list.
13:17As part of your main stage presentation, the four of you will need to work together
13:22to choreograph an epic lip sync performance to the original theme song, Good vs. Evil.
13:29What the ****?
13:30I can't believe we have to be choreographing a number when I could be working on costumes.
13:35We're ****.
13:36Well, my wonder women, all the world is waiting for you.
13:39So don't **** it up.
13:40Alright.
13:41Bye.
13:42Bye.
13:42Bye.
13:43We are so ****.
13:46Coming up.
13:47Chanel wants her part to be perfect.
13:49It looks really good.
13:50It looks awful.
13:51I have to disagree with you and think that the staging is pretty fair.
14:01Whee!
14:02It's time to choreograph our good vs. evil routine.
14:05Alright, let's do this.
14:06So we gotta do this together.
14:07We need to get this choreography done and get back in the work room because we have got so much
14:11to do.
14:12So me and Juju set like this.
14:14A little cool lunge thing like...
14:16So that's our superhero pose.
14:18Maybe one of us is in a down position like this.
14:21So we have angles and dimensions of the body.
14:25Or maybe we do a kick or something.
14:27Like a kick if we do a spin.
14:29Chanel's dancing.
14:31It's very...
14:35Girl.
14:36Bring it down.
14:38Wait, wait, wait.
14:39And me and Chanel split to the side.
14:41You have your part.
14:43We'll just go like this.
14:45Something feels wrong about that.
14:49We need to have something where we all come together.
14:52One of us from one side, we slide down and we get down here and do a pose.
14:57This bitch is crazy.
14:59I'm wondering, because I'm the evil one, if your movements need to be a little softer, whereas mine need to
15:05be harder.
15:06I'm kind of doing...
15:07I'm very...
15:08I'm flying.
15:10I've got my death ray.
15:10Because I'm trying to be really intense.
15:13Oh, intense.
15:15That's what you call it.
15:21It looks really good.
15:22I think the only downfall is that you guys have so much more of a solo up front than we
15:28do.
15:30There's a lot more going on with you two guys here.
15:33Chanel has to be the one with all eyes on her.
15:36Well, honey, there are four of us up here.
15:38So you know what?
15:39Shut the f*** up.
15:41You need to come in closer or Raven, you need to be more here.
15:43I have to disagree with you and think that the staging is pretty fair.
15:46Because they don't have anything back there until they get up here.
15:48We almost have like two parts.
15:50Chanel, take a breath and relax.
15:52This is drag, honey.
15:53So I'll punch out.
15:54You punch up.
15:55No, I'm gonna do this.
15:57This could be a disaster.
16:10It's good versus evil.
16:12Morning, everybody.
16:13Morning.
16:14I woke up this morning with a really butterfly stomach.
16:16It's because we have so many things to do today.
16:18We have what?
16:19Our supermodel day look.
16:21We have to become these super diva superheroes.
16:23Hopefully our background of our superheroes is going to work for the judges.
16:27We rewrote our s*** five times.
16:29Yeah, we struggled a little bit.
16:31How did you guys' walkthrough go with Rue yesterday?
16:33That thing that she says, go big and then I'll pull you back.
16:36Right.
16:36We went so big, we gave her a trilogy.
16:40Was it hard for you to like, restrain from that though?
16:42No, actually.
16:43After we talked with Rue, we were able to dumb it down a little.
16:46Rue gave us some really good advice.
16:47So, watch out, bitches.
16:49We are the ones to beat.
16:50I want to win the title.
16:52I'm gonna say, I hope that crown fits my head.
16:54They needed one of them extra large ones then, don't they?
16:58But you're not gonna win, so it's really not gonna make that much of a difference.
17:01How do you think this is being so shady?
17:02I know.
17:02This is the real Chanel.
17:05And break.
17:09All right guys, I'm gonna go talk to my boyfriend.
17:11Oh my god, have a great phone call.
17:13Thank you, bye.
17:16Hello?
17:16Hi baby, it's me.
17:19My boyfriend's name is Chris.
17:20We've been together for six years.
17:22I love this man.
17:23Baby, guess what?
17:24I won a challenge playing basketball.
17:27I can't believe you want something, by the way.
17:29Shut up.
17:30Have you been eating well?
17:31I can't be forgetting.
17:32Oh, I can't wait to do it with you.
17:34You better be picking me up at the airport, bitch.
17:36And I'll show you my crown.
17:38Thank you so much.
17:39I love you too.
17:40Bye.
17:41Bye.
17:41Bye.
17:41Bye, baby.
17:44I'm so excited.
17:45I finally get my chance to call my mom.
17:50Hello?
17:51Hi mom.
17:52Hi.
17:52I'm in the silver lounge with all this great furniture from Form Decor.
17:56How are you?
17:57I'm doing great.
17:57How are you?
17:58It's been very rigorous.
18:00I know.
18:00I can imagine.
18:02You know, this time around, I don't want to walk away from this being runner up.
18:05I want the crown and to be able to beat out the best drag queens that have come through
18:09this competition so far.
18:11But you are the best of the best.
18:12You have to say that because you're my mommy.
18:14No, I get to say that.
18:15Okay, good.
18:16I like that even better.
18:17It feels so good to have my mom's support.
18:19I'm very blessed and thankful for that.
18:20I love you.
18:21Mwah.
18:22Mwah, mwah, mwah.
18:24Best of luck, Raven.
18:25I love you.
18:26I love you more.
18:27Bye.
18:30Coming up.
18:30Do you think you could out lip sync Jujiby?
18:32Ooh.
18:32Do or die, bitches.
18:34Ooh, woof.
18:35Do I want Chad to go home?
18:36I would have to say yes.
18:37I got a bullet for each and every one of you, darling.
18:46It's funny how, Chanel, you and I end up playing the villains.
18:49It just suits.
18:50I like the villains over the superheroes.
18:52I've always liked them too.
18:53Me too.
18:54Even the Disney ones.
18:55I'm really a fan of villains because they're dark and they're mysterious and they're nasty
18:59and they're evil and somehow I relate.
19:02My favorite Disney character is the evil queen from Snow White.
19:05Of course.
19:06She, to me, is the most gorgeous Disney character ever.
19:08She's amazing.
19:08You know why?
19:09Because she looks like us.
19:12So, Chanel, if your team is up for elimination, are you secretly hoping Chad goes home?
19:17Ooh.
19:18Be honest, girl.
19:19Do I want Chad to go home?
19:20Of course not.
19:21But I want to win the competition, so I would have to say yes.
19:25If I had to stand up there and lip sync against Chad, being friends and colleagues for almost 15 years
19:30now,
19:30it would be really, really hard to do.
19:32I got a bullet for each and every one of you, darling.
19:34Ooh, woof.
19:36Do you think you could out-lip sync Juju V?
19:38Um, that's pretty tough because Juju has such a large personality when she lip syncs.
19:43I do not want to have to lip sync against Juju.
19:45Lip syncing for your life sucks, period.
19:47But having to do it against someone you love would be the worst thing to do.
19:53Girls, top four.
19:55We were in the top three.
19:56Were you in the top three too?
19:57Top three season foe.
19:59Chanel, were you top three?
20:00Had I not left, absolutely.
20:02Chanel, who should be eliminated tonight?
20:04I don't want to be here anymore.
20:07Do you think if Rue didn't want you to go, she wouldn't have let you go?
20:12No, I think that I made the decision.
20:14Bitch, please.
20:15If Rue wanted you to stay, she would have said,
20:18Shantae, you stay.
20:20But she didn't.
20:22One of these groups is getting broken up tonight.
20:25Yep.
20:26Mm-hmm.
20:27This truly does feel like the mother****** Hunger Games.
20:30May the odds be ever in your favor, tributes.
20:33Do or die, bitches.
20:53And what?
20:56Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.
21:00Michelle Visage.
21:02Love the jersey necklace.
21:03Girl, you put the ho back in Hoboken.
21:05Okay.
21:07And the great Santino.
21:09Your pussies on fire, Rue.
21:14Wendy McClendon Covey.
21:16You look beautiful.
21:16You're much younger in person.
21:18I look old and fat on camera.
21:19I don't know what to say.
21:22Elvira, mistress of the dark.
21:24Back from the dead and looking gorgeous.
21:27Thank you, Rue.
21:28This week, we challenged our queens to create unforgettable drag super foes.
21:33Tonight, they're ready to transform before our very eyes.
21:38Gentlemen, start your engines.
21:40And may the best women's win.
21:47I make a habit of doing things wrong.
21:51I'm here for good right where I belong.
21:54You'll never win cause you ain't that strong.
21:57When we get together.
21:58When we get together.
21:59It's good versus evil.
22:01Good versus evil.
22:03Good versus evil.
22:05Good versus evil.
22:07Good versus evil.
22:07Oh, I can travel at the speed of light.
22:10Yeah, every queen has her kryptonite.
22:14But I got brains and you ain't that bright.
22:16When we get together, oh, it's good versus evil.
22:21Good versus evil.
22:24Good versus evil
22:25Good versus evil
22:27Good versus evil
22:29Good versus evil
22:34She-vengers, release the Kraken
22:39My name is Chadissa Michaels
22:41Ooh
22:42Gorgeous
22:43Lady in red
22:44I'm from Little Cooch, Arkansas
22:45While working at the Sugar Walls Clinic
22:47A chemical contaminant infused me with super tightening powers of vaginal rejuvenation
22:52Ooh
22:53Work that dress, mama
22:55By day, I'm an esthetician
22:56But at night, I transform into
22:59Fire crotch
23:01Wow
23:01She's a torch slinger
23:03My mission is to keep the Sugar Walls of the world tight and right
23:06Yes
23:09My superpowers are flying, coochie lifting lasers, and hot Brazilian waxes
23:13Call FEMA, because her coochie's on fire
23:15They won't show up
23:16To activate my superpowers, I say, don't hesitate, vaginal rejuvenate
23:21What a flamer
23:23My name is Chanel Suits
23:26I grew up in Nipple Junction, Tennessee
23:28While working in a hospital lab, radiation infused my brain with magnetic lactation abilities
23:35Black widow
23:36Kiss of the spider woman
23:37By day, I'm a mammographer
23:39But at night
23:40But at night
23:43Oh, yes
23:45Pure evil
23:46My master plan is to douse the fire crotch's mission
23:50My powers are supersonic speed and death rays from my breast
23:54Oh, it's getting a little nippy in here, isn't it?
23:56Yes, it is
23:57I activate my evil powers by saying, areolas activate hard nipples lactate
24:02Ooh, tweak it
24:07My name is Jujubee, I'm from the planet Solaris
24:10Miss Laos in the house
24:12A solar eclipse shot Solaris to earth, causing me to become a bronze goddess
24:16Bronze beauty
24:18Glamarama
24:18By day, I'm a beauty consultant
24:20But at night, I transform into Melanina
24:24Oh, I love the hair dryer
24:25Yes
24:25My superpowers are the magical TS gun
24:28To activate my superpowers, I say, no TS
24:31She blinded me with science
24:33That's her sun gun
24:35And those are her sun buns
24:36My mission is to bring a bronze glow to every human being
24:39Fierce, solid color
24:40Ginger snap
24:41My name is Raven, I grew up on the planet Solaris
24:45Ooh
24:46Poochie
24:46One day, my planet shot to the earth during a solar eclipse, causing me to lose all pigment in my
24:51skin
24:51Taylor, it ain't in the house
24:53Tell it to my heart
24:54Tell it to my heart only told half the story
24:56Her ass tells the rest
24:57Yes
24:58By day, I'm a fashion photographer
25:00But at night, I transform into Sophia Fierce
25:04Oh, wow
25:05Something wicked this way comes
25:08My master plan is to dominate the world by throwing shade from the cuffs on my wrist
25:12Power cuffs
25:13Yes
25:14The cuffs of doom
25:15I activate my evil powers by saying, throw me shade, you bitch
25:20She's got some haunted hills right behind her
25:22Uh-huh
25:23This is a battle of good versus evil and I'm going to win
25:27Wow
25:28Coming up
25:29I want to see some skin
25:31It was like something I'd see if I walked into an S&M store
25:33What the hell
25:40Welcome all stars, you've unleashed your drag superpowers onto the world
25:45Now it's time to hear from the hall of just us
25:50Let's start with Team Shad
25:53You both are fully realized superheroes
25:56I loved seeing you come out, Chad, and work that red chiffon
26:00Chanel, you're a showgirl
26:01You worked every bit in this catwalk
26:03It was incredible
26:04The stories between Lactasia and Firecrotch, they seem similar
26:09Though they're supposed to be arch enemies
26:10You went out to tighten people's vaginas, right?
26:14Absolutely, the world needs that today
26:16It just got confusing to me
26:17But I love this story, I thought it was hilarious
26:20It was like a trip to the gyno's office for me
26:24Next up, Team Rojobe
26:26Raven, that face knocked me on my ass
26:29I thought, what the hell?
26:31Is that a coat of jelly or what?
26:33That's going to be my next look
26:37Raven, you gave me everything this Jersey girl could possibly crave
26:42Head-to-toe perfection
26:43The makeup, the ass
26:46I was living
26:47And it is very evil, yet glamorous
26:49Out of everybody, Juju, as a superhero
26:51I can't stop looking at you
26:52And it's very Marvel Comics
26:54Both of your looks in the beginning were stunning
26:57But the challenge was to go from supermodel to superhero
27:01And right now, I'm looking at you, Raven
27:04And I feel like you could be walking the runway at Alexander McQueen
27:07It's just not superhero to me
27:10And Melanina
27:11I want to see some skin
27:12You're putting melanin in everybody's skin
27:14So I want to see the melanin in your skin
27:16You know what I'm saying?
27:17Jujube, I thought yours was a little safe
27:19It would have been nice to see a little maybe power belt
27:21Something that said Dragvengers
27:23What did you think of their legends?
27:25They did go like good and evil
27:27A little more maybe than this couple
27:29The staying out of the sun part is very close to my heart
27:31I mean, I wear an SPF of 5,000
27:34So I love that
27:35That was fabulous
27:37Well, my super queens
27:39I think we've heard enough
27:40While you enjoy an absolute cocktail
27:42In the All-Stars Lounge
27:44The judges and I will deliberate
27:45You may leave the stage
27:50Just between us girls
27:52What do you think?
27:54Let's start with Rujubee
27:55Rujubee's storyline made complete sense
27:57It made me laugh
27:58I thought they looked like complete superheroes
28:00But on a comic side
28:02Cartoon, over here was Shad
28:04Rujubee was comic
28:05Marvel, Sleek, The Avengers
28:07That's more of what I got
28:08But that was the challenge
28:09They had to be comic books
28:11And so in that regard
28:12Then they were better
28:13I know
28:13A little something about creating characters
28:15If they were going for superheroes
28:16To me, Shad and Chanel
28:19Looked like superheroes
28:20Stan Lee would be proud
28:21I didn't get the whole character thing
28:23From Raven and Jujubee as much
28:25I love Raven's body
28:26But I've seen Raven pad
28:28And it looked natural
28:29And beautiful
28:29And womanly
28:30And curvaceous
28:31Tonight
28:32I just thought it was a little bulbous
28:33And awkward
28:34And a little fat
28:35Oh no
28:36And I felt that Jujubee needed more accessories
28:40That white tight bodysuit
28:42And that red anime hair
28:43Was fierce
28:44Okay, if she had a cape
28:45It might be cute
28:46But a cape does not a superhero make
28:48Tell that's a Superman girlfriend
28:49I wish that their visuals
28:52Serviced their story a little more
28:54We know that's a blow dryer
28:55You know
28:56It is
28:58I know
28:58I know I'm blowing your mind
29:00Tell that
29:01That was a blow dryer
29:02But it's as much as Chanel's glue gun
29:04Chanel had too much going on
29:06To be a superhero
29:07It was like something
29:08I'd see if I walked into an S&M store
29:09If you had a comic book company
29:12Which of those legends
29:14Would you greenlight?
29:15I'm greenlighting Rujubee
29:17I love the concept
29:17I think it's hilarious
29:18That Raven's out here
29:19As the albino
29:21Team Shad
29:21Who I adore
29:22Tonight
29:23The story was just too convoluted
29:25I couldn't follow it
29:25I was lost
29:26Firecruts
29:27It was just a funny story
29:28So I go with what's more entertaining
29:30But was it polar opposites
29:32Were they nemesis
29:32I didn't get that
29:33From Chad and Chanel
29:35If I were a studio executive
29:37I would appreciate the narrative
29:39Of Rujubee
29:41However
29:41I would appreciate more
29:42The marketing possibilities
29:44And merchandising possibilities
29:46Of the other one
29:47Firecrutch toys
29:48And Halloween costumes
29:50I want to be Firecrutch for Halloween mommy
29:52I want to be Elvira
29:55Alright well listen kids
29:57This is a toughie
29:57These kids are the best there are
30:00And that's why this is so difficult
30:02I think it's old school superhero
30:03Versus new school superhero
30:04And that's what it comes down to
30:06Alright
30:06Silence
30:07I've made my decision
30:09Bring back
30:11My
30:11All stars
30:19Welcome back all stars
30:21I've made some decisions
30:24Team Rujubee
30:25Your melanina
30:26Was spot on
30:28And as SPF
30:31You served one fierce dark lady
30:34But
30:35Was it enough
30:36To block out the competition
30:38Team Shad
30:41Your firecrutch was smoking
30:43And as Lactasia
30:45You really milked it
30:48But your backstory was a little loose
30:51And left us hanging
30:54All kidding aside
30:55You are all my legendary children
30:58And this is turning into
31:00Sophie's Choice
31:05Chanel and Chad
31:09You are the winners of this week's challenge
31:11Thank you judges
31:13Thank you Rue
31:13Thank you so much
31:15You'll both receive a custom gown
31:17From Marco Marco
31:18And your drag super foe characters
31:21Will be immortalized by Dynamite Comics
31:23Oh my god
31:24To win three challenges in a row
31:27It's awesome
31:28Chanel and Chad
31:30You may step to the back of the stage
31:32Thank you Rue
31:33Thank you
31:37Raven and Jujubee
31:38I'm sorry my dears
31:40But you are up for elimination
31:45Raven is my dear friend
31:46And I do not want to lip sync against him
31:48But at the same time
31:50I don't want to go home
31:54Two queens stand before me
31:56Ladies this is your last chance
31:58To impress me
32:00Save yourselves
32:01From elimination
32:04The time has come
32:05For you to lip sync
32:08For your life
32:11I do not want to have to lip sync against Juju
32:14But I'm going to fight for my spot
32:16To stay in this competition
32:18Good luck
32:19And don't
32:20F*** it up
32:23F*** it up
32:25Somebody said you got a new friend
32:33Does she love you better than I can
32:40Yeah I know it's stupid
32:43But just gotta see it
32:46For myself
32:47I'm in the corner
32:49Watching you kiss her
32:51Oh
32:55I'm right over here
33:02I've given it my hope
33:04But I'm not the guy you're taking home
33:09I keep dancing on my own
33:14I keep dancing on my own
33:17I'm just gonna dance
33:19All night
33:24Stilettos and broken bottles
33:27I'm spinning around
33:30I'm spinning around in circles
33:31I'm in the corner
33:33Watching you kiss her
33:36Oh
33:38I'm giving it my all
33:40But I'm not the guy you're taking home
33:45I keep dancing on my own
33:49I keep dancing on my own
34:08I can't read
34:16Raven
34:16Would you
34:17Help her
34:20Thank you Raven
34:21I didn't want to do that
34:26Can you stand?
34:28I can do it
34:29Sorry
34:32Alright
34:32We're gonna continue
34:33You look so pretty
34:39You look so pretty
34:40I don't think
34:41I don't think
34:45Okay
34:45I got it
34:55Ladies
34:59I've made my decision
35:03You leave me no choice
35:07Raven
35:10Jujube
35:15Shantae you both stay
35:17Yes
35:19Yes
35:20Thank you so much
35:26I say
35:27We have a top four
35:28I want fried chicken now
35:32Chanel and Chad
35:33Will you please step forward
35:35Yeah
35:38I love you guys so much
35:40My top four all-stars
35:43For next week's final challenge
35:45No more teams
35:46It's every queen for herself
35:49America
35:50Which one of my all-stars
35:52Do you want to be the first legendary queen
35:55Inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame
35:58Chanel
35:59Chanel
36:01Jujubee
36:02Chad Michaels
36:03Or Raven
36:04Tweet your pick to
36:06At RuPaul's Drag Race
36:07Using hashtag Drag Race
36:09Or vote on the RuPaul's Drag Race
36:12All-Star page
36:13Vote now
36:13And vote often
36:15And remember
36:15If you can't love yourself
36:17How in the hell
36:18You gonna love somebody else
36:19Can I get an amen up in here
36:21Amen
36:21All right
36:22Now let the music play