00:00I don't know if you saw this over the weekend, remember Will Levis, the quarterback for the Titans?
00:03Yeah.
00:03By the way, what team is he on these days? Is he even in the NFL anymore?
00:06I believe he is.
00:07Can you guys fact check that for me anyway?
00:10Will Levis had a girlfriend named Gia Duddy.
00:14And I guess back in the day before he became an NFL star, well I guess wannabe star,
00:18they made a sex tape together, okay?
00:21And then somebody, not her to be fair,
00:25somebody, I guess, got into his phone or his computer somehow,
00:30like some kind of hacker, like a professional hacker,
00:32and decided to blackmail him and threaten to release the sex tape
00:37if he didn't pay them an undisclosed amount of money.
00:41And Will Levis, to be fair, to protect himself and to protect, he claims, Gia Duddy,
00:47you see a picture for her there, they're no longer dating,
00:50paid an exorbitant amount of money to this hacker
00:54to make sure that the hacker did not release or blackmail,
00:57I guess release the blackmail tape, which he had access to, of the sex tape.
01:02So when I first read that story, I said to myself,
01:05man, I'd love to know what an exorbitant amount of money is.
01:09Yeah.
01:09Because it's all relative.
01:10Like a hundred grand to me and you is an exorbitant amount of money.
01:14Oh yeah.
01:15To Jeff Bezos, it's nothing.
01:16Right.
01:17So to Will Levis, who has made a couple million bucks in his life,
01:21I'm not sure what an exorbitant amount of money is,
01:23but my first reaction to it, outside of wanting to know how much money,
01:27of course, was, what a great guy that here's a sex tape that he did not release,
01:33neither did the ex-girlfriend, some jackass blackmailer,
01:38who's a world-class hacker, has access to it.
01:41So to protect your former girlfriend, you go to extraordinary lengths
01:46to make sure that tape never sees the light of day.
01:49On the surface, what a great guy.
01:53No?
01:54Well, on the surface.
01:55Okay, because that's not where my mind went first.
01:58Okay, before I tell you the rest of the story, where did your mind go first?
02:03How poor did he perform to where he did not want anyone to see it?
02:08That was your initial take.
02:09That was my initial take.
02:09Not that he's a good guy.
02:11No.
02:11Not that he's showing that chivalry's not dead.
02:14No.
02:15Not that he calls G and Duddy up and goes,
02:16look, I need you to know I'm being blackmailed.
02:20If I can make it go away, our mutual sex tape is going to be released.
02:25I'm not the one releasing it.
02:27I need you to know that.
02:29I think that's chivalristic.
02:31Yeah.
02:31If my mind had went there, I would totally agree.
02:34My mind did not go there initially.
02:36You're a bad guy.
02:37I don't think I'm the bad guy.
02:38Because that's where my mind went.
02:40Okay.
02:40What a fantastic guy he is.
02:42Well, all right.
02:43Okay.
02:43Sure.
02:44Turns out I was wrong.
02:46Oh.
02:46That's not the reason that Will Levis wanted to squash the release of his own sex tape with G and
02:53Duddy.
02:54By the way, very attractive.
02:56Not bad.
02:56Very attractive.
02:57She's the gal that was with him at the draft, if I'm not mistaken.
03:00Yes.
03:01That as he fell in the draft was like, I'm not sure if I can be bothered with this loser
03:05anymore.
03:05She got out of that as quick as she could.
03:07And broke up with him quick, too.
03:08As quick as she could.
03:08Okay.
03:09It turns out that the entire sex tape is eight seconds long.
03:16Yeah.
03:16So I was right.
03:18I think they took foreplay out of it.
03:20Okay.
03:20The entire sex tape, eight seconds long.
03:23I was right.
03:24He was so worried about his own game tape that he squashed it.
03:28He wasn't thinking about her.
03:30Turns out, Tyrone, you were right.
03:32Yeah.
03:32He was not chivalristic.
03:34He was not to protect his ex-girlfriend.
03:36He was not.
03:37He was to protect himself.
03:38Yeah, that's right.
03:39That's right.
03:40Eight seconds long.
03:42Now, come on, bro.
03:42Look, I've had some bad nights.
03:44I've never had an eight-second night.
03:46You can't have it.
03:47I once dry humped for 37 minutes.
03:5037 minutes?
03:5137 minutes while drinking Bartles and James wine coolers.
03:56That's right.
03:57That was peak at that time.
03:58And doing shots of peppermint schnapps by the fireplace.
04:02Oh, man.
04:03Yeah.
04:03You were having like a night.
04:05Dude, you want to talk about rug burn?
04:08But I did it.
04:10Eight seconds.
04:1137 minutes of dry humping in a pair of Levi's.
04:15They don't even make Levi's anymore.
04:18They make Levi's.
04:19I don't know if they do or not.
04:20They make Levi's.
04:21That's fine.
04:22That's fine.
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