00:00Go ahead, give that a taste.
00:06Oh, it's really good.
00:07See?
00:11The reason we're here is because we're doing Bottoms Up.
00:15That'll be up in Dave.
00:17So, it's our anniversary.
00:19I just gave it a hint.
00:19We've been married for...
00:2228 years.
00:23Oh, he knew.
00:2428 years.
00:25Of course I knew.
00:26Yeah, and...
00:27I'm getting ice.
00:27Oh, and so, back in 1998, I was looking up cocktails from 1998, and there were like
00:35a couple that were, you know, fine, like Ginger Rogers, but who's going to know that?
00:40By the way, don't you love my Asbury Park t-shirt, by the way, because I'm wearing a Jersey boy.
00:46Um, so, 1998, the Big Lebowski...
00:51Featured.
00:51What?
00:52Featured.
00:53That's the word I was looking for.
00:55My featured whiskey.
00:57This is what it's like to be...
00:58Oh!
00:5928 years.
01:00He literally walks in the room and just starts yelling words.
01:03Featured!
01:04Featured!
01:05And I'm supposed to be okay with it.
01:07This drink.
01:07Okay.
01:08So simple and so yummy.
01:09Go ahead, LBI.
01:10As I was saying, um, in the Big Lebowski, uh, the character, the Big Lebowski...
01:17The dude.
01:18The dude.
01:20Um...
01:20Was he the character of the Big Lebowski?
01:21Or the dude?
01:22I don't know.
01:23The dude of eyes?
01:23Yeah.
01:23Was he the actual dude?
01:24Or was the dude someone he talked about?
01:26Yeah.
01:26It's been a long time since I seen that one.
01:29Anyway, the White Russian.
01:30The White Russian was a huge drink in 1998.
01:35Uh, fun fact.
01:36My sister and I, in 1995, uh, went to Bermuda.
01:42She was underage, and I said, you know what you'll love?
01:44A White Russian.
01:45It's like a milkshake.
01:46She had like four, and she wanted to kill me.
01:48She still talks about it to this day.
01:50She was still on the road.
01:51Don't turn your nose up at the White Russian.
01:53No.
01:53It's a yummy drink.
01:55What's in it?
01:56And a classic.
01:57And the original drink, of course, was a Black Russian.
01:59And then one day, some guy was like, oh, I'm gonna pour some cream in there.
02:02And they called it a White Russian.
02:03And by the way, Russia's got nothing to do with it.
02:06Right.
02:06Exactly.
02:06Except maybe the vodka, if you want to.
02:08What's in it?
02:08Let's go.
02:09Okay.
02:10So, the White Russian is so easy.
02:12You don't need a shaker.
02:13You don't need a...
02:13You don't?
02:14You don't stir.
02:15You don't shake it.
02:15Well, we're gonna stir it right inside the glass.
02:17Just bought vodka right now.
02:18We're gonna get some vodka.
02:19And we're gonna do two.
02:21And you just layer it in the glass.
02:22And then you give it a stir at the end.
02:24So you fill...
02:25Yeah.
02:26You fill your glass with ice.
02:29We're gonna do two ounces of vodka.
02:33Okay, really?
02:34Did you just say vodka?
02:36What?
02:39See how I can still make fun of him after being married for 28 years.
02:43We've known each other longer than that.
02:45We've known each other since 1994.
02:48Nobody cares.
02:49And now we...
02:51It's so true.
02:52Nobody cares.
02:53Nobody cares about anything.
02:55And now the next ingredient...
02:57So two ounces of vodka.
02:58You pour that in.
02:59Then you get your favorite coffee liquor.
03:02Liqueur.
03:03Liqueur.
03:04I always feel weird saying that word.
03:06Like croissant.
03:07And then I never say it right.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Just say Kahlua.
03:09Just say Kahlua.
03:10That's what I said in high school.
03:11We happen to have Kahlua.
03:13But there are lots of coffee liqueurs.
03:16Just Kahlua, Kahlua, Kahlua.
03:17So we're going to do one ounce of Kahlua.
03:23And we're going to boil that in there.
03:27And then...
03:28And the best part.
03:29The best part.
03:31My mother drank this.
03:32It's a little cream.
03:34I think on her first cruise.
03:36And we're going to, you know, let's do an ounce of the cream on top.
03:40But we're just going to freehand this and pour it over the spoon.
03:43Okay.
03:44There's no reason to do this, by the way, except to be fancy.
03:47Except try and get a nice layer on there.
03:49Look at it seep down.
03:53And then...
03:58Look at that.
03:58Look at that cloud.
04:00The cloudiness.
04:00And then we're going to give it a nice stir.
04:04Clouds in my coffee.
04:05I think you drank too much cream.
04:07You totally did.
04:08I should have measured it.
04:09Give it a nice stir.
04:10Read responsibly, people.
04:12Go ahead.
04:13Give that a taste.
04:19Oh, it's really good.
04:20See?
04:20Especially if you're like...
04:2321 and never had a drink before in your life.
04:25It's like dessert.
04:27It reminds me so much of so many things that went wrong.
04:32Oh, my God.
04:33But here's to the Big Lebowski.
04:37You've literally gotten to grab this drink five times.
04:40You won't let go of it.
04:43I'll never let go, Jack.
04:44I'll never let go of another really good movie from 1998, by the way.
04:47Oh, jeez.
04:47Why are they drinking on that movie?
04:51Oh, my God.
04:53Too much cream, but delicious.
04:55Add a little more Kahlua and vodka.
04:57Yeah.
04:57Anyway.
04:58So good.
04:59Cheers.
05:00Happy anniversary.
05:01Remember, two ounces of vodka, one ounce of Kahlua, and one ounce of...
05:07What?
05:07I just literally said happy anniversary to you, and you left me a...
05:10Oh, happy anniversary.
05:11Thanks.
05:13Cheers.
05:14Let's see if there's next year.
05:19Bottoms up.
05:20Wow.
05:20Yeah.
05:21No, wow, you totally blew me off.
05:23I did not.
05:24You did.
05:25Jesus.
05:26He's in love with someone else.
05:34Okay.
05:36What?
05:37I'm gonna just start the video.
05:38I think the...
05:39I think the...
05:40Wait.
05:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:42You just started it again.
05:44One, two, three.
05:47I...
05:48I think that's off now.
05:51Okay.
05:51I think it's off.
05:52Okay.
05:52You can see it spinning around.
05:54Yeah, I know.
05:55All right.
05:55Let's see.
05:55What an operation.
05:57I mean, what an operation.
06:00Whatever.
06:00I don't know.
06:00Whatever.
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