00:08All right, I shouldn't have to tell you this, but the senior assassin game probably should
00:12wrap up right about now.
00:14They still try to do it every year.
00:16Yeah, they do.
00:17At the end of the school year, but every year, there's stories where it could have gone horribly
00:21wrong and sometimes does.
00:23Here's the latest.
00:24Police are rushing to a report of an armed suspect waiting in ambush outside a house.
00:30I have a gentleman outside of my house hiding with a gun.
00:34Looks like he's about to ambush somebody.
00:35I need somebody to come right away.
00:37The frantic homeowner calls 911.
00:40He thinks an assassin is lying in wait.
00:43He's got a black hoodie on.
00:45He's got a gun in his right hand.
00:46Oh, that's not a good one to use, though.
00:48Cops in Stoneham, Massachusetts, outside Boston, quickly close in.
00:53Lay on your face.
00:54Yeah, lay on your face.
00:56Put your hands behind your back.
00:57But wait, he explains he's no assassin.
01:01It's a senior assassin water gun.
01:02He's a kid.
01:04The young man was briefly detained and released when cops realized it was a prank.
01:08Now police are issuing a warning that senior assassin horseplay can be dangerous because
01:14teens can easily be mistaken for a real gunman, especially if their water pistols are made
01:20to look like real weapons.
01:21Former NYPD detective Michael Alcazar has this warning.
01:26Don't assume that law enforcement knows it's the toy.
01:29And if you do get approached by police, comply.
01:32Put the weapon down.
01:34Put your hands behind your back.
01:36Yeah.
01:37Suck to get shot playing senior assassin.
01:39It does.
01:39It also sucks that we just can't play.
01:42We just can't play anymore because everybody's scared to death.
01:45You know that.
01:46You said it, too.
01:46I'm surprised it's still going on.
01:48It's been years, right?
01:49Oh, yeah.
01:50No, they love it.
01:51There's no slowing down with that.
01:52That's for sure.
01:53They call it Water Wars.
01:54Yeah, Water Wars.
01:54I thought this was going to be a story about senior assassins.
01:57Yeah.
01:58I thought it was old assassins.
02:03That is what I thought, too, when he was a senior assassin.
02:06I was like, it was a kid.
02:08What do you mean it was a kid?
02:10Here I go.
02:11That's what I thought.
02:13The name's Jane Bond.
02:15The name's Bond.
02:17Do you remember your name?
02:19My name is Bond.
02:20Are you sure?
02:21What's your first name?
02:23Jason Bourne.
02:25He forgot again.
02:26I don't know.
02:27He's too old to be a senior assassin.
02:28But check this out.
02:31Senior assassin.
02:33No.
02:35That's what they call it, and that's what they've called it for years, Jason.
02:38I'm here to drop off your Meals on Wheels.
02:40Oh, thank you.
02:42Oh, senior assassin.
02:44Yeah.
02:46A lot of moans and groans, a senior assassin.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:52Ow.
02:53I got to hover up.
02:57Here he comes.
02:58I hear him.
02:59Here comes senior assassin.
03:00Hey, how you doing?
03:01Boom, boom.
03:03Gotcha, bitch.
03:06She's old, too.
03:07She can't move fast either.
03:08I know.
03:09I'm chasing.
03:10We're chasing each other.
03:11That's a high-speed chase.
03:13Like a Bond scene where they're doing amazing jumps and stuff on the road.
03:20It's just two hover rounds chasing each other.
03:25Oh, man.
03:26Yeah.
03:27Oh, well.
03:28Be fun to see.
03:30It sure would.
03:31But watch out.
03:32They move fast in their arms.
03:34Oh, God.
03:35Senior assassin.
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