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00:06We just submitted our marriage registration and it was approved, so that means I'm really, truly, legally married to her
00:12now, right?
00:14And that means... it means... it means... it means... yeah, it means...
00:23We're going to live together in this apartment. And if we're living together, that also means...
00:31And all you can grab buffet from now on. Sounds good to me.
00:36It's all I can grab!
00:40My name is Nasa Yuzuki. My wife's name is Tsukasa.
00:45One fateful night, during a brilliant full moon, a mysterious girl saved my life.
00:50This same beautiful girl ended up being the wife I would promise to spend my life with.
00:56And one day, I met her, fell madly in love, and agreed to marry her.
01:01And apparently taking what I said to heart, not long after, she came to me.
01:06This is the story of a couple, who had a strange first encounter and somehow reunited, with an unbreakable bond
01:12between them.
01:18Yeah, I want you to feel like I have tears they cannot fly in love.
01:21So, how many people do like this, do you wear a介se they take the heart of me from
01:29ningún genuino next to her?
01:33Okay, sorry, of course, I see.
01:34My milk Kevin, you've gone before.irsten
01:40& Hatende Girls speaking songs
01:41she was a mother, αυτό, humanoise and sus 그만 She took
01:42fat Take me
01:51I don't know.
02:13I don't know how you get it.
02:14I can't survive.
02:15I'll see you again.
02:29I'll see you again.
02:31You can't believe you.
02:35I'll see you again.
02:37I'll see you again.
02:47What should I do here?
02:49I'm going to live with someone, and I don't think I'm mentally prepared for that.
02:56Obviously, there's only one bed in this place.
02:58How are the two of us supposed to sleep in this thing?
03:03Stop. I need to calm down and think this through.
03:06So, the bed. I chose a semi-single, so I'd have the most usable space possible in this small room.
03:12And it's only 80 centimeters across.
03:15Your average guy's shoulders run 45 centimeters, and for an average woman, about 40.
03:20It's 5 centimeters too narrow for us both.
03:23Also, comfortable circadian rhythms call for a semi-double bed that's at least 120 centimeters wide, of course.
03:31Should I grab one off Prime right now?
03:34No. I doubt even their fastest express delivery could get a semi-double bed here within an hour.
03:42How about doing your job, big-shot CEOs? You couldn't improve this somehow?
03:47Wait. No. It's okay. I still have time before I should panic.
03:51This situation requires calm, rational analysis.
03:56So, I figure at only 80 centimeters across, it wouldn't be impossible for us to both sleep in this bed.
04:03What if, say, she laid her head on my arm?
04:06In this position, we'd be partially overlapping, which would more than make up for the 5 missing centimeters.
04:12Or I could hold her the same as a body pillow while we're sleeping!
04:16Uh, no. I don't think I'm quite comfortable with that yet.
04:21Sorry, the door was unlocked, so...
04:26You heard that?
04:28Yeah, right when you were acting like Sendokun from Slam Dunk.
04:31Please don't leave me hanging for so long next time!
04:35Well, I knocked a bunch, but you didn't answer the door.
04:38And I was worried I might disturb the neighbors if I rang the bell.
04:41Oh, well, I'm sorry then.
04:45So, what was it you needed to do?
04:47Oh, that. I just went to pick up my suitcase.
04:51Storing things in coin lockers gets a little pricey.
04:54Mm-hmm. I guess she's got all her essentials in there.
04:58Does that mean she doesn't have a home to go back to?
05:01And if that's the case, is she really staying here tonight?
05:05I need to confirm.
05:08Oh, wow, yeah. I didn't realize how late it got while we were out and about.
05:11Boy, time sure does fly.
05:13True story.
05:15Uh, care for some coffee?
05:16Thanks. But I'm alright for now.
05:21Uh, so, is anyone at your place gonna be worried about you being out so late?
05:25Hmm.
05:27Well, actually, I don't really have a place anymore, so...
05:30Th-th-then...
05:33S-so, are you gonna stay the-the-night here then with the-the-me?
05:38Hmm.
05:39I mean, yeah, I planned on spending every night here from now on.
05:43F-for real?
05:44Yeah. I mean, we are married.
05:47You're spilling that, by the way.
05:49Hmm?
05:49Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
05:53Need any help?
05:54Uh...
05:54No, I've got it.
05:56Hmm.
05:57But I know you've only got one bed.
05:59I'd hate to impose.
06:01You could never!
06:03Listen!
06:03I could sleep on the floor if need be!
06:05One bed is plenty for now, wouldn't you agree?
06:08Well, I'd still hate for you to get sick or something.
06:11Maybe I'll just spend the night at a capsule hotel.
06:17huh you don't have to be so anxious remember I'm your wife now okay it's
06:24fine I'm not gonna go anywhere what's wrong you just keep managing to surprise
06:37me huh and that's right I'm already married to this amazing girl but why exactly why did this
06:48vision want to marry me when I first saw her I already thought she was adorable and then she
06:55saved my life which is why I really fell hard for her and yet I haven't done anything for her
07:03in
07:03return all I've done is yes you and I can be together if you'll marry me of course let's do
07:14it agree to her conditions is there any reason for her to love me I can't think of any hey
07:23yeah can I
07:24ask why did you marry me why did I hmm that's a pretty silly question to ask me darling yeah
07:32but how is it silly I mean to be blunt we barely even know each other well I guess that
07:38is true
07:39in that case why did you marry me then what well because I I uh well because I'm so in
07:49love with
07:49you yeah I figured what's with the look it means you should understand do you think I would marry
07:57someone I didn't totally love for my own husband to not understand something like that well that's
08:04the part where you're silly but silly is kind of that then if I'm so silly when did you fall
08:10in love
08:10with me nope not gonna tell you oh come on no fair well I should get going now get a
08:19good night's sleep
08:20okay what wait immediate anxiety hit me like she might disappear on me again hey I think you should
08:43stay hmm what about the bed I'll buy you one I'll go to donkey or something and I'll buy a
08:49futon just
08:50please don't leave I had this awful feeling that if I let her walk away I'd never see her again
09:01memory foam what yeah memory foam if we're doing this I want something fancy
09:08when my wife is determined she does not mess around
09:18wow there's a ton of variety here yeah feel free to pick out whatever you like okay
09:23this is my treat enjoy oh yeah so this bed is it my first wedding gift from my husband
09:31I guess so yeah well in that case I should take my choice seriously then I have to say as
09:38their
09:38futons go there's a wider range than I expected for example what's the difference between a feather
09:44futon and a down one feathers are the big ones the kind you would actually see on birds wings but
09:50down is made of at least 50% of the softer natal feathers mmm feathers are warm though they still
09:56retain
09:57less heat than down does but since their collection process is easier they're a lot less expensive
10:04hmm and what about this shape retaining stuff here that's memory foam or low resistance polyurethane the
10:11one you said you wanted earlier and this hot spring futon what exactly does that mean that's actually a
10:17type of futon using tourmaline mixed with cotton to increase heat retention Wow I think I married a
10:24genuine intellectual didn't I uh-huh my memories like a steel trap it just dawned on me does this mean
10:33I'm on a date
10:35which means circumstances permitting I could even hold her hand I went a little nuts last time but maybe now
10:44it'll be okay
10:47after all she is my wife it's not that weird is it
11:00there's a bunch more over there let's go look at them come on
11:09I see it's true I guess donkey really is heaven
11:18That's heavier than it looks you did great I appreciate it but still is this really what you want there
11:25were fancier more expensive options
11:27That's all right I like this one
11:30Now then can I take it for a test run?
11:32Yes of course
11:37Yes this one's gonna work just fine we made a solid choice
11:43An actual girl is lying on a futon happily in my place
11:48If donkey is heaven then what do I even call this?
11:51Would this be super heaven?
11:54Hey
11:56Why don't you lie down too honey?
12:02What just happened?
12:03That one was a little too lethal
12:05I was not ready
12:07Don't worry about me
12:09Besides I bought that for you
12:11It's all yours
12:12Sure? It's really comfortable
12:14It's about time to go to bed
12:15Isn't it?
12:16Jesus
12:17Yes exactly
12:19We should really turn in it's crazy late
12:21Oh alright
12:23But I was just wondering
12:25Do you not have a bathtub in this place?
12:28Uh yeah no
12:29I usually visit the local bathhouse first thing in the morning
12:32Gotcha
12:34Actually now that I'm looking
12:35You don't have any of the stuff in here I'd normally need to spend the night
12:39Such as?
12:40Oh like an extra hairbrush
12:42Or maybe hair clips
12:44You know the basics
12:45Hey no problem
12:46I'll go to the convenience store and pick some up
12:49Even underwear?
12:52Maybe not that though
12:53I don't know your preferences
12:56True fair enough
12:58Why don't we go for a stroll and hit the convenience store?
13:01Are you sure?
13:02Definitely
13:03Besides
13:07This hand is all I can grab
13:09Isn't that right?
13:12Holding is pretty good
13:14But getting held is
13:16So much better
13:24On the other side of this thin door
13:27My dream girl is changing into her pajamas
13:31My gosh! Marriage is glorious!
13:34This makes me rethink everything my school taught me about ethics
13:38Who knew all it takes is a piece of paper for a man and woman to sleep side by side?
13:42Is this a good idea though?
13:44Is this how marriage is supposed to work?
13:45Is it really?
13:46What if one thing leads to another?
13:51Okay I'm ready
13:55By the way
13:56Thanks for the pajamas too
13:58They're really comfy
14:03Again? Are you okay?
14:04She's so pretty my heart almost stopped
14:08Yeah, it's nothing
14:09I should get ready to go to sleep too
14:13You can change out here if you want to
14:15No, I couldn't
14:17But why not?
14:19Why can't I?
14:20Well, cause it...
14:22It'd be embarrassing
14:24Well, when you put it that way
14:26I'd probably be embarrassed if you saw me nude too
14:28So I guess I understand where you're coming from
14:31See? Told you
14:36Could it be that she feels as shy as I do?
14:39Do I take that to mean she truly sees me as a real man?
14:43And that she's just as nervous around me?
14:46It sure doesn't look that way
14:48But I still don't know for sure
14:50Does she really have any interest in me?
14:52Romantically, I mean?
14:55Okay, I'm changed
14:57What the...
15:00Um, why is your hair like that?
15:02Huh? You mean tied up?
15:04With long hair, it's hard to sleep with it down
15:07Plus you can damage it
15:09Are you kidding me?
15:11She's even cute with her hair up!
15:14Hey, uh, I'm gonna turn the lights off
15:16Okay
15:22The way she looked then, lit only by the faint glow of moonlight
15:25Was as beautiful as any artistic masterpiece
15:29So enchanting
15:30I had the feeling I wouldn't be getting much sleep that night
15:34Thanks for today
15:34Huh? For what?
15:37You really stepped up for me
15:39It must have been a lot, huh?
15:40No, not at all, I swear!
15:42And I meant what I said
15:45And besides
15:46I'm incredibly glad, in fact
15:50We made our promise come true
15:54Hmm...
15:54I see
15:57Then, goodnight my darling
15:59And sweet dreams
16:03G-goodnight
16:04That was close
16:06Man, I almost lost it just then
16:11I once listened to a song that goes
16:13When you can't sleep
16:15And it's 2am
16:15And aggravation starts to knock on the door
16:17But right now, my heart's pounding so hard
16:20I don't think I'll be sleeping at 2 in the morning
16:22Or 3
16:23Or even 4
16:28Her breathing's changed
16:30That must mean she's in a deeper sleep state now
16:39Wow, she's really out
16:42Oh, look how cute my wife is
16:46I could lie here forever and watch her
16:53Huh? What's this?
16:55Is my wife...
16:56What's it called?
16:58Yeah, that's it, a restless sleeper
17:01Oh, her hair came down just then
17:03So much for having trouble sleeping like that
17:06And she's rolled herself right out of the futon we bought too
17:10She's gonna get a chill
17:11And she could catch a cold
17:13So I should freely fix her futon now
17:18In which case, hugging her with a blanket might not be such a great idea
17:23Nah, it's gonna be fine
17:25We're married
17:26Get a grip, NASA
17:33A small goodnight kiss couldn't hurt, could it?
17:37Okay
17:49But, if we're going to do this for the first time
17:53It's better she's awake
17:57I'll leave it be tonight
18:04What?
18:06Now what?
18:07Oh no, she sleepwalks too?
18:13Is that the sink?
18:18Oh, duh
18:20She was just thirsty
18:21Thank goodness
18:23I thought maybe she was going to bust me for trying to kiss her
18:33What?
18:34What?
18:35What?
18:36She's standing over me and I have no idea why
18:39Maybe she's thinking about hugging me while I sleep too?
18:43Or maybe even kissing me?
18:52Huh?
18:53Hello?
18:54Are you awake?
19:02No fair?
19:04The entire night, I never did get my cover back.
19:13When I woke up, I thought I might have dreamt the whole thing.
19:16But I didn't!
19:18I spent the night with my bride and it was absolutely real!
19:24Oh, she must be confused about why her hair isn't rolled up in those little balls anymore.
19:31And why she somehow ended up with two comforters also.
19:35Because one is mine, and you took it in your sleep.
19:42Whoa! Whoa! Hang on, Mrs. Yuzuki! You can't do that! I'm sitting right next to you!
19:50Hey, um, this is a little awkward with you sitting right here, so would you mind?
19:55G-good point! I'll go get changed in the other room!
20:01Man, I still can't believe this whole thing wasn't a dream.
20:06This is a little awkward with you sitting right there, so would you mind?
20:10If it was darker, would that help?
20:13Also, I could tell from the little bit I saw...
20:16She had no brawn!
20:20Darling?
20:22I have to ask, did you just call me Mrs. Yuzuki a minute ago?
20:26I mean, when you caught that peek at me.
20:28Gah! She saw that!
20:37Well, tell me, did you or didn't you?
20:40Uh, I suppose I did call you that, yes.
20:43It's not unreasonable. Legally, we're bound to each other.
20:46So I guess I'd better figure out what to call you.
20:49Uh, uh, yeah, okay.
20:52And after thinking it over?
20:53Huh?
20:54My NASA!
20:57Well, honestly, I kinda like how it sounds.
21:00Um, yeah, alright.
21:03It's settled then.
21:04In that case, maybe I should call you...
21:07Tsukasa, baby?
21:08Huh?
21:10Wait a sec!
21:11I'm not sure I'm ready to be called your sweetheart!
21:14Besides, it sounds kinda derogatory!
21:17I'm sorry.
21:18I just thought he'd be cute.
21:20Uh-huh.
21:23Fine then.
21:25If that's what you want, darling, then okay.
21:27Hang on.
21:28What happened to you using my name?
21:30Hmm.
21:32Well, I'll have to get used to that.
21:35It...
21:36Eventually.
21:38Yeah, you're right.
21:39Great!
21:40Then we'll take it slowly, Tsukasa, baby!
21:45What were we just talking about?
21:48Wait, why are you doing so bad?
21:49And this...
21:50Is how our lives as newlyweds began.
21:53Just calm down!
22:08Let's go!
22:27Do you typically?
22:311, 2, 1, 2, 2, go on.
22:331, 3, 1, 1, 3, 1.
22:39I co-uvimination.
22:432, 1, 2, 1, 1, 3, go on.
22:452, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, go on.
23:25I need to get makeup remover, toner, and foundation.
23:29Girls have it rough, huh?
23:30Is that bathhouse you like close by?
23:32Yeah, a middle school classmate of mine in a co-high live there.
23:36They might peek in on you sometimes, but they're good people.
23:39Sorry?
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