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00:14To be continued...
00:30Perfect! He looks thin, but he's got some real muscles under there.
00:34Excuse me, handsome. We're ready to check out now.
00:37Uh...
00:38I doubt he's even noticed this, but he has plenty of fans around here.
00:43Gosh, you're so tall, Sakurai. How tall are you?
00:46About 5'11".
00:47Well, that's impressive. Have you ever played any sports?
00:51Just the swim team in high school.
00:53Oh my, how interesting!
00:54I love it!
00:56Yes, great questions, ladies!
00:58And swimmers are so hot.
01:00I mean, you can see everything.
01:05Look at me picking up juicy tidbits here at work.
01:08I'm making so much progress.
01:12Your heart doesn't really seem to be in it today, Ami.
01:15Huh?
01:17Getting lost in thought is normal, but try to remember you are on the clock.
01:22You gotta be careful when doing busy work.
01:24You could easily lose track of what you're doing.
01:28Right. I'm sorry.
01:30I understand your interest, though.
01:33Now go ahead and clear that empty table, okay?
01:36Thanks, Dad. I will.
01:38Dad has this way of coming across all gentle and sweet, even when he's being strict as heck.
01:43But how can I concentrate when fate brought Sakurai and me together today?
01:47Huh?
01:48Sakurai!
01:49Hey!
01:51Hey!
01:51Hey!
02:00Hey!
02:04Hey!
02:15Hey!
02:18Hey!
02:19Hey!
02:19Hey!
02:19Hey!
02:20Hey!
02:20Hey!
02:20Hey!
02:20Hey!
02:20Hey!
02:21Hey!
02:21Hey!
02:22Hey!
02:24Hey!
02:24I can't make it.
02:25Oh, it's good.
02:26Where do you go?
02:30Yeah.
02:31I'm gonna get my soul just like that.
02:32I'm not a sinner.
02:33I'm a sinner.
02:34Cause I'm a sinner.
02:35I'm a sinner.
02:36A sinner.
02:38You're right.
02:41How can you try something?
02:43I'm a sinner.
02:48You're right.
02:49Then you're right.
02:50You're right.
03:22So, back again, huh?
03:25Don't you have anything better to do?
03:27Well, I could ask you the same thing, working this hard on a Sunday and all.
03:31Wait, what? Who's this?
03:33Hello there, Hana.
03:35Dad knows her too?
03:37Up top! Yeah!
03:38All right!
03:39Ugh, remember your dignity.
03:42Peak time's just ended, so it's pretty slow. Sit wherever you like.
03:46Thanks, who's that?
03:48You mean Uzuki?
03:49Oh, she goes to school with us. She's a sophomore.
03:52Uh, she's in college?
03:54Almost forgot! I brought that game you lent me.
03:57Cool. Did you like?
03:59They must be close if they borrow each other's stuff.
04:03I'll admit that final act was a real shocker.
04:06Here I thought it was an entirely different game, but when I found out it was kind of a sequel
04:10to the last one, it was like Goosebumps City.
04:12Oh yeah, for sure, right?
04:14I mean, I would have been happy playing just a plain old building game, but it turned out to be
04:18such a crazy good find.
04:19I just had to get it out there. You know what I mean?
04:21What's this? Since when is he such good friends with a girl?
04:25No.
04:26It can't be.
04:27Oh, those two?
04:31Dad, what's with the chuckle?
04:33It's nothing, pumpkin. Bring her some water, would you?
04:38Here you are.
04:40I appreciate it.
04:41I guess we go to the same school.
04:43Cool. My name is Ami Asai. I'm a senior.
04:46It's good to meet you.
04:47How cool that you're the senior here.
04:50Be right back. I'm gonna go put this in my bag.
04:54Hana Uzuki. I'm a sophomore.
04:58Now that I get a good look at her, she's really cute.
05:02Look at her and that endearing smile.
05:04And she's short, so she's got this adorable baby animal vibe.
05:08But she's definitely not a baby. I mean, wowzer, what the...
05:13This girl's a beast.
05:15Okay, come on. Get it together.
05:19You and Sakurai seem like you get along great.
05:22Oh, yeah, I guess we do.
05:24How long have you known each other?
05:26We were in the same club in high school.
05:29The water on Uzuki's table's getting low.
05:31Guess I should get it.
05:33He's always been a big gloomy face with an evil twinkle in his eye.
05:37He was a hard person to get to know.
05:40Even now, in college, he's got no better.
05:42I mean, he still skulks around like a loner.
05:45So I do my best to look out for him.
05:47Ah, so that's how it is.
05:49Huh?
05:50Well, just call me over whenever you're ready to order, Hana.
05:53Okay.
05:56What do you think?
05:58She's just so good.
06:00I know you want to stick your nose in their business,
06:02but I feel like we really shouldn't interfere, you know?
06:06It's just hard not to want to guide them along a bit.
06:09I agree.
06:10Don't you love the service industry?
06:13You get to be a fly on the wall
06:15and watch people live their lives like those two.
06:17It's one of the thrills of this business.
06:22Here's your water, Uzuki.
06:27Oh, man, that's cold.
06:29Ugh, Sakurai, where the heck did you come from?
06:32That's my line, you ass.
06:34Customers are supposed to sit there patiently.
06:35I was bringing the water to the table.
06:38Oh, don't give me that crap.
06:39You haven't been treating me like a real customer anyway.
06:41Just shut up.
06:43Well, they put on quite a show, don't they?
06:46You're telling me I've got to start taking more shifts.
06:50I'll maybe give them a towel.
06:55Listen!
06:57What?
06:58So he didn't come in to work at all
07:00because he's down with a cold?
07:02Yep, Sakurai gave me a call first thing this morning.
07:04Told him to take the day off.
07:06Probably the result of the eye sweater jinching yesterday
07:08and the fact that it got so cold last night.
07:11How about that?
07:12So much for the whole, oh yeah, I work out, tough guy thing he does.
07:17Surprisingly fragile, that one.
07:19Oh, yeah.
07:20I train.
07:23And I don't get it.
07:24Why doesn't she have a cold then?
07:28In that case, sir, check, please.
07:32Oh, man.
07:34I have been knocked flat.
07:36Did colds always hit this hard?
07:38I mean, do I need medicine?
07:42I guess I should try to eat something first.
07:45I can't seem to move.
07:48What now?
07:53Damn, what a racket.
07:55Who the heck is here?
07:57They're lucky I even managed to get myself out of bed.
07:59Hey, sicko!
08:00A little bird told me you have a cold.
08:02I'm here to pay you a visit.
08:04Oh, Lusuki.
08:06What?
08:07How do you know where I live?
08:13Oh, no.
08:14Hey, you okay there?
08:16Are you asleep?
08:24Wowee.
08:25That's a bad cold.
08:27Yeah.
08:29Well, looks like I've let her into my place after all.
08:32Who was it?
08:33Who told you where I live?
08:36Oh, was that wrong?
08:40Since I finally found out where he lived, I thought maybe we could do some gaming or whatever.
08:46Dude, talk about a letdown.
08:47This thing has really wiped him out.
08:50He brags about stamina, but a cold kicks his butt.
08:54Figures.
08:58That does it.
09:00Sakurai, have you seen a doctor?
09:03No.
09:04I can't move.
09:05Any meds?
09:07No.
09:08Haven't been able to buy any.
09:09Then you haven't eaten either.
09:12Well, all right then.
09:14Don't worry.
09:15Leave this to me.
09:26This one's probably best for his symptoms.
09:32Cold calls for leaks.
09:46Hey, can you sit up?
09:52Good.
09:52Then try to eat.
09:53Even if it's just a few bites.
09:59It was a real adventure.
10:01Let me tell you.
10:01Empty fridge, awkward kitchen, dirty cookers.
10:05So, now, open up.
10:08I, uh, I can feed myself.
10:12Would you stop?
10:23It's good.
10:24I know, right?
10:26Well, honestly, I'm not tasting things very well right now.
10:30But it's probably good.
10:32Probably, huh?
10:34That's just great.
10:35Sorry.
10:46See?
10:47My cooking is totally edible.
10:51Thanks.
10:55Wow, eating really warmed me up.
10:57You've got a good sweat going on.
10:59Excellent.
11:01Now, strip.
11:04No way.
11:05Oh, yes way.
11:07Wipe yourself down and change clothes.
11:09You're stinking up the place.
11:10It's fine.
11:11I'm just going to take my meds and sleep.
11:13Hey, now.
11:13Don't you even try to fight me.
11:20You've got really nice skin, my little patient.
11:24Don't worry.
11:24I'll be gentle.
11:26No weird role play.
11:27Too late to be shy now.
11:29You must be used to going around half naked from swimming.
11:32Look, I can do the front myself.
11:47Who knew being taken care of could actually be so tiring?
11:51Kay, here's your medicine.
11:52If you take this, you should be all better in the morning.
11:58But if you're still feeling awful tomorrow, make sure you go see a doctor.
12:03Got it.
12:05Is that really the time?
12:07You should go on home.
12:09I'll be fine from here on out.
12:12Yep, as soon as you're asleep, I will.
12:14I'll put the key in your door's mail slot on my way out so you can rest easy.
12:18Wow, you'd really do that?
12:21Yeah, no sweat.
12:25I'll just play one of your games in the meantime.
12:28You're nuts.
12:30But I do have to admit, you're a huge help today.
12:36So thanks.
12:37Oh, stop.
12:38Come on.
12:39That's just the way we are with each other, you know?
12:42Hmm.
12:46Sakurai, wake up!
12:48I can't figure out how to beat this bald scissors, dude!
12:50His shields explode when I hit him with my blade, and it sucks!
12:54I'll end you the game and the console if you'll just go!
12:57I can't go home, I'll lose her!
13:00Will you please let me sleep?
13:08Sakurai!
13:09Wait up!
13:11Hey, Ami.
13:13Are you feeling better now?
13:14Yeah, thanks.
13:15I am.
13:16Sorry about that.
13:17I know you had to cover my shift.
13:19Oh, it's fine.
13:20I was free yesterday.
13:21No biggie.
13:21Well, thanks anyway.
13:23Hey, why don't I take one of your shifts soon?
13:25I have to thank you somehow.
13:28In that case, Hana should come by.
13:31Huh?
13:31I guess I'll ask.
13:35And now, a toast to Sakurai's swift recovery!
13:39To health!
13:40To health!
13:41Yeah.
13:41Thanks, guys.
13:43Barbecue to celebrate my recovery?
13:45That's a lot.
13:46All right, it's all you can eat, and I'm a grillin' fiend, so you better eat up, loner!
13:55Here's some chuck, and some trite, and some skirt, and some salted tongue.
13:58Hey, slow down.
13:59That's too much.
14:00Short bits, knuckle, rib eye.
14:02I'll eat what I want.
14:05I'm getting some vibes here.
14:07She does seem genuinely happy to see Sakurai feeling so much better.
14:14Look at you two knocking them back.
14:16I mean, are beer and liquor really that tasty?
14:20Yeah, especially when paired with good eats.
14:22The right flavors can change the entire palate of a meal.
14:25Hooray!
14:26Now that that's settled, it's time for you to eat up, mister.
14:29Will you stop?
14:34I'm gonna hit the restroom.
14:37I really am glad you're feeling better, Sakurai.
14:40Thanks.
14:41I'm sorry I had to miss work.
14:43Felt kind of bad about that.
14:44Well, don't.
14:45I'm just happy Hana was able to take such good care of you.
14:50Okay.
14:51So it was you who told her where I lived, huh?
14:55And how'd it go?
14:57How'd what go?
15:02Stop.
15:03Pressuring me while piling on the finest cuts of meat is totally unfair.
15:08And just so you know, it's not like that with me and Uzuki.
15:11I'm pretty into my quiet solo lifestyle, so I don't want anyone over if I can help it.
15:18And Uzuki is basically the polar opposite of quiet.
15:22So gloomy!
15:23Say gloomy!
15:25Sakurai, that's just sad.
15:27No, it's really not.
15:29These two have had a lot to drink.
15:33Besides, Uzuki may be a trusted friend and all, but she's still a girl.
15:39If rumors start flying about her coming to my place all the time, it'll only make unnecessary trouble for her.
15:45I live very close to campus, so someone could easily see her there.
15:50This is so complicated.
15:52I had an inkling, but this?
15:54This is a lot.
15:55What a pain.
15:57I was already fully aware, but still!
15:59Still!
16:01Dad.
16:02Right.
16:03This'll only get juicier if we just let it be.
16:07It's like coffee, Ami.
16:09Slowly roasted, painstakingly brewed.
16:12Let's just be patient and watch it unfold.
16:15Till we get that rich, deep flavor.
16:20Hey, you! What you been talking about?
16:22Huh?
16:23Oh, uh, we were chatting about some work stuff for tomorrow.
16:27That's right.
16:27Ah, gotcha.
16:28We'll be getting in a shipment of beans and some other heavy boxes.
16:32Think you could come in a little early, Sakurai?
16:34Yeah, sure thing, Ami.
16:36Thanks.
16:37It'll be helpful to have another set of strong arms around.
16:40Wait, what was going on just now?
16:42I mean, between you and your dad.
16:43Uh, we really love those beans!
16:46Sure, okay.
16:48Hey, is something wrong?
16:50It's just, I see you call Ami by her first name.
16:54Huh?
16:56If I used her last name, she'd get mixed up with her dad.
16:59Hmm, if you say so.
17:04Hey, I spent a long time grilling that. What gives?
17:08Come on.
17:11Wait, are you mad at me?
17:13Mmm, drama with a cider rice!
17:26Why the hell would Uzuki want to meet me here?
17:29Seems so random.
17:31She did start acting weird in the middle of that dinner, though.
17:33That's for sure.
17:35I wonder why.
17:36Did I do something to piss her off?
17:40Sakurai.
17:47Just keep your eye on this five yen coin.
17:49You are getting very sleepy.
17:52So sleepy.
17:55Hypnosis?
17:56Seriously?
17:58Now what's she trying to pull?
17:59You will do exactly as I say.
18:02Do as I say.
18:05I don't know what she's after with this, but she did take care of me before.
18:09Fine.
18:10I'll play along.
18:14Whoa.
18:16I sure am feeling super sleepy.
18:18All right!
18:19I guess it's true.
18:20Simple people really are the easiest ones to hypnotize.
18:23Who are you calling simple, damn it?
18:26Okay, let's do this.
18:28Here we go.
18:29Help, it's nothing too crazy.
18:31You will call me by my first name.
18:34Huh?
18:35That's it?
18:36That's what she hypnotized me for?
18:39Oh, crap.
18:40She's waiting for it.
18:41I guess I have to.
18:44Huh?
18:45Huh?
18:47Huh?
18:48Huh?
18:48This is a little embarrassing.
18:51Huh?
18:51Huh, no.
18:52Nope, that's not it.
18:54Hanu.
18:55Uh-uh.
18:55Honey.
18:56Still no.
18:57Honey.
18:57Would you please try?
19:00Fine.
19:02Hana.
19:08Again!
19:10Hana.
19:11Again!
19:12Hana.
19:13Oh, yes, again!
19:14Hana.
19:16Again!
19:16You couple suck.
19:18Love-struck dorks.
19:19Hana.
19:19Wow, so that's how it works.
19:22That seemed to go really well.
19:24Yeah, I'm totally fascinated.
19:26I might just have a real knack for hypnosis.
19:29Afraid not.
19:31But if that's all it takes to make her happy.
19:33Okay, next?
19:34Next.
19:35I'd like to have you buy me something to drink.
19:38Yes.
19:39And ice cream from the Quick Mart.
19:41Hold on there.
19:42Also, treat me to lunch at the dining hall.
19:44Make it stop.
19:45Oh, let's have you buy me the latest VR setup.
19:48Stop pushing your luck!
19:51Hey, that's no fair pretending to be hypnotized.
19:54Says the girl taking advantage of the hypnotized.
19:56The heck are you trying to do?
19:59I mean, you somehow manage to call Ami by your first name, don't you?
20:06I've known you for a pretty long time now, you know?
20:09And I get, hey, you.
20:10Rude way to be, don't you think?
20:13I love you.
20:19I see.
20:20I was clueless.
20:22I didn't even realize I'd made you feel bad.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:28For real.
20:30Huh?
20:31But, uh,
20:32I've always been uncomfortable with,
20:35like, using girls' first names.
20:38Ami told me to call her that for work,
20:40so I'm doing my best.
20:43Please, just...
20:44Not that, okay?
20:48Yeah, it's fine.
20:50I mean, I don't want to force you or anything, Mr. Gloomyhead.
20:55Thanks for that.
20:59Still, hypnotizing with a 5 yen coin in this day and age?
21:03No way was that gonna work.
21:05Right?
21:08It worked!
21:08Are you kidding me right now?
21:10You must have zero resistance or something!
21:15How do I fix her?
21:17Come on, it's gotta be in here somewhere!
21:19Uzuki!
21:20Uzuki is floating to the sky.
21:27My life is floating to the sky.ipped
21:36up By
21:38my way, my life is floating to the sky. My
21:45life is floating to the sky. I'm
21:45doing it so well. What I
21:47feel is floating to the sky. As soon
21:49as you live in the sky,
22:56It isn't working.
22:58Look, what are you talking about?
23:00I already told you I wasn't hypnotized.
23:02It's frightening that you can't remember.
23:04I was never hypnotized.
23:06Trust me, it would be a big deal for me if I actually was.
23:09Okay, but why do you sound ticked off?
23:12I am not ticked off.
23:14Dad, could it be?
23:16Yep.
23:17They say it's impossible to hypnotize someone unless they trust you completely.
23:21Which means these two...
23:24It certainly does look that way.
23:28Let's not tell him.
23:29This is fun.
23:30If I were ticked off, I think you'd know it.
23:32Whatever.
23:33You totally are.
23:36Hey, what should we do next?
23:38Let's not tell him.
23:39Let's not tell him.
23:39Let's not tell him.
23:39Let's not tell him.
23:39Let's not tell him.
23:39Let's not tell him.
23:40You
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