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00:01I am the stone that the builder refused
00:03I am the visual, the inspiration
00:05That made ladies sing the blues
00:07I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
00:09The same spark that lights the dark
00:10So that you can know your life from your life
00:12I am the ballad in your box
00:13The bullet in the gun, the inner glow
00:16That let you know to call your brother son
00:17The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come
00:20And I'ma remain a soldier till the war is won
00:39Oh, um, Granddad
00:41That was something I was supposed to tell you
00:43Uh, yeah, I think that, uh, a cookie call
00:47And I think it was important
00:50What? Did you write it down?
00:51No, but, uh, it was something about this dude named Mo
00:56Mo? You mean Mo Jackson?
00:59Yeah, yeah, that's him
01:01Uh, I think it was something about
01:04Oh, oh, wait, I remember now
01:06Yeah, something about him dying
01:08Or something
01:09Mo's dead?
01:11Yeah, I think so
01:13Something like that
01:14Oh, well, I'm not really sure
01:16You should probably call her back
01:18Well, how long ago did she call?
01:20I don't know, a few days ago
01:24Well, how did it happen?
01:26Well, you know Mo
01:27He took them pills that, you know, help y'all
01:31So anyway
01:32You know how they say
01:33If your erection lasts more than four hours
01:35You have to seek immediate medical attention?
01:39Four to six
01:40He didn't
01:43Oh
01:43Oh
01:44Oh
01:46Oh
01:47Robert, the man's dead
01:48Can't you let it go?
01:50I can let it go now
01:51Cause he's dead
01:52And I'm not
01:53Oh
01:54Mo's dead
01:55Dead, dead, dead
01:56Mo's dead
01:57You two are just the same
01:59Stubborn dumbasses
02:02The funeral's the day after tomorrow, Robert
02:05And you have to come
02:07Mo left you something in his will
02:09He did
02:10It's complicated
02:12Robert, how are the boys?
02:14I hate them both
02:15Bye
02:16Boys!
02:17We're going home
02:22You want to come over to my house tomorrow after school and watch TV?
02:26No
02:27Do you want to come over and play video games?
02:30No
02:31Do you want to come over and have a jump rope contest?
02:36I'm going back home to Chicago
02:38For good?
02:40No, I wish
02:41We're going for a funeral, one of my granddad's old friends
02:44But I'm going to get to see my best friend, Cairo
02:47Cairo is your best friend?
02:49Yeah
02:50But I haven't talked to him since I moved
02:51How can he be your best friend if you never talk to him?
02:57I don't think I have a best friend
03:00Huh, sucks for you
03:02Well, could never come back
03:04Have a nice life
03:07Bye
03:10Oh, I used to love to fly
03:12Your granddaddy was the best Negro pilot of the war
03:16Moe was my wingman
03:17Called himself Moe Guns
03:19How would you like to hear a little story about World War II?
03:27Alright, Moe, we're five minutes from target
03:29We've got bandits in the area, look sharp
03:31Ha ha ha ha ha
03:32I'm a bit of a spin-a-bin-gore
03:34I'm a bit of a bullshit
03:35Ain't nothing but chewed up grass
03:36That's a big black ball that comes out of a cow's ass
03:39Ha ha ha ha
03:41Hey, Robert
03:43Robert
03:43Hey, don't ignore me, nigga
03:45You hear me talking to you?
03:46What nigga you know got enough heart to fly in the middle of a Nazi Germany with a white woman
03:50on his plank?
03:51Huh?
03:52Who do you know will do some shit like that?
03:54Moe Guns
03:55That's her
03:56Moe?
03:57I'm trying to concentrate
03:58And I dare one of these crackers to say something
04:00Shit
04:01I woke up this morning wanting to shoot me a white man
04:07Bandits
04:08Two of them coming right at us
04:09Look alive, Moe
04:10Oh shit
04:11Here we go
04:12Two on two
04:13Some real combat shit
04:16Do they know who they fuck with?
04:17This is Moe Guns
04:19All pro
04:19All state
04:20You know what I'm saying?
04:22Apollo Legend
04:23Oh, I'm the shit
04:30Hey, Robert, two bucks say I saved your ass this fight
04:37Two bucks, nigga
04:38Come on, come on, what you have with it?
04:39What?
04:39Two bucks
04:40You save me, I'll give your ass two bucks
04:42Two bucks?
04:43You can blow me five dollars
04:45Come on, Robert, man
04:46Man up, Robert
04:47Moe, will you focus?
04:48I'm focused on getting your two dollars, nigga
04:51We ain't got a lot of time
04:52All right, all right, two bucks
04:59You can't hit that plane?
05:01Look at you
05:01He's making you look stupid
05:03Damn, Robert
05:04You just missed him again
05:06You could've hit the ground with a turd, nigga
05:08What's taking you so long, baby?
05:10You need some help
05:12Got it, Moe?
05:14I got this
05:15There's one thing I can't say
05:17You are terrible
05:18Will you please shut the fuck up?
05:19I'm not you
05:20I'm glad I'm me
05:22Look at him
05:24Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:28You think you're mad?
05:30You think you're gonna get some bitches off of that?
05:32You think you're gonna get some airplane pussy?
05:42Moe, boy, Lord
05:43Moe, I need help
05:44Moe, he's all gonna tell you where you at?
05:46I thought you said you were at it
05:47I'm not playing around with you
05:48Hurry up and save me
05:49You realize if I save you
05:50You done lost a bet, huh, nigga?
05:52This ain't funny, Moe
05:53Moe, this is not funny
05:54This is not a new thing at all
05:57Fuckin' boy
05:58You acting like a little bitch right now
05:59I am about to die
06:01What is wrong with you?
06:03Get ready, Jepperdai
06:04You gonna tell your grandkids about this, but
06:11Tyson, I know I'm a man
06:17Oh my god, he's not even looking
06:20He's incredible
06:23He's running away, he's running away, bitch
06:26Oh god, what I see, nigga
06:34Oh, damn
06:35I think he got hit
06:37Oh, that was cool, man
06:40We did it
06:41Hey
06:43You did great, man
06:44You did a good job
06:46You doing good, man
06:49Now you know you still owe me them two bucks, right?
06:52Can you believe that?
06:53You know what two bucks could have bought in 1944?
06:57Wait, what was the question?
06:59You asked if we wanted to hear a really long story
07:02And we said no
07:04Granddad, you don't seem very sad about losing your friend
07:07When you get older, you're gonna realize that your friends
07:10Well, they aren't always as loyal as you want them to be
07:13Cairo's always been pretty loyal
07:15Yeah, well, things change
07:19Mo did something terrible to me
07:21Something I couldn't forgive
07:29Woo, there's my dumbass
07:39It's good to be home
07:43Yo, Cairo
07:46What's up, man?
07:48I've been hitting you up
07:50Yeah, you know
07:51Been busy
07:54So
07:54What's up?
07:56What's up?
07:58Struggle is up, brother
08:01Oppression is up, brother
08:02Salami, eggs, and bacon
08:04My name is Dewey
08:06Oh, blah, blah, blah
08:07Ooh
08:07Mama say mama side
08:08Mama my cool side
08:09Jenkins
08:10Nigga, what?
08:12Oh
08:14This must be the famous revolutionary Huey Freeman
08:18Isn't this the brother who used to be your homeboy
08:22But then it ran away to
08:24What was that?
08:25Whitecrest?
08:26Uh, woodcrest
08:27Whitecrest?
08:28Nah, nah, I didn't watch
08:29Yeah, whatever
08:30So, brother
08:31Where your poems at?
08:33Huh?
08:34How you gonna call yourself a revolutionary
08:37And you ain't got no poems?
08:40If you were really down with the struggle
08:41You'd have your sandals and capris on, brother
08:44Where your head wrap?
08:46Where your sandals?
08:47Where your capri pants?
08:48What's going on?
08:52First of all, Mr. Freeman
08:53I'd like to say I'm sorry about the loss of your friend
08:56Oh, to hell with this punk ass
08:58What did he leave me?
08:59Mo left a message for you
09:02Robert, what's up, man?
09:04Now, listen
09:05I miss you, man
09:06And I've got something that I want you to have
09:10That I'm leaving for you
09:11Something to just, you know
09:13A part to have all of the bad blood
09:15Now, I can't tell you what it is
09:17Because it's a secret
09:18But I want you to do me a favor
09:22I want you to deliver my unity
09:25What?
09:26Now, Robert, listen
09:27Has this nigga lost his mind?
09:29Sit down
09:30Now, come on, Robert
09:31Now, you know how I always wanted to have a nice funeral
09:34With bitches crying, throwing money and shit
09:36All them cash
09:36And you remember that when that one guy died in the squad
09:41And you went up there and got up on the thing
09:43And said some old deep shit
09:45Made it
09:45I forget what it was that you had said
09:47But I want you for my funeral
09:49We've been trying to reach you for some time, Mr. Freeman
09:52I know
09:53I didn't want to talk to him
09:55Robert, you need to go on and let it go
09:57Come on, man
09:59Dying wish
10:00How you gonna turn a nigga dying wish down?
10:03Now, look
10:03He's a boy
10:04He's a hard motherfucker
10:05You're a cold piece of work
10:07Nigga, you something else
10:09Just a few nice words
10:27Mo loved the club
10:28So, it was no surprise when he requested his service be held on a party boat
10:46Robert, oh, I can't believe it's you
10:49It may blame
10:51I ain't seen you in 40 years
10:53Oh, my goodness
10:56Oh, oh, you don't remember me
11:00Oh, I see
11:01Oh, I ain't good enough for you
11:03Now, you done moved out the neighborhood, huh?
11:05Well, I bet you if I was a white bitch, you'd remember me
11:10But I forget you
11:11Oh, but look at you, Robert
11:13Oh, you look good
11:14I'm wrinkled up and soft
11:16Boy, if I ain't had this bad hip, I'd drop it like it's hot
11:20Whoa
11:20Oh, boy
11:21I'd take off these teeth
11:23And I'd do some things
11:24And, oh, yeah
11:30Hey
11:35Hey
11:35Is everything all right, man?
11:38Oh, well
11:39If it isn't the Hilton Brothers
11:44The Hilton Brothers
11:50Hyrule took it pretty hard when you left, Huey
11:56You're gonna have to give that some time
12:00Oh, fuck that, nigga
12:02Moe had to be the best color fighter pilot of the war
12:06Wasn't it, Robert?
12:09Of the war?
12:10Shoot, ever
12:11I was the best color fighter pilot of the war
12:13Wasn't Moe the one who flew that top secret mission into Germany
12:17to save the whole world?
12:20I did that
12:21I flew that secret mission
12:22Speak up, Robert!
12:24That was Moe, right?
12:25Mm-hmm
12:26That was Moe
12:27But, but, but, but
12:28That was me!
12:29That was me!
12:30Nuh-uh!
12:31Me!
12:31Nuh-uh, that was Moe!
12:33Why are you always winning on Moe?
12:35This is my medal!
12:37It's got my name on it!
12:39How do you even get this?
12:41Speak up, Robert!
12:42We can't hear a word you're saying!
12:47I hate Moe
12:49Hey, hey, hey, Robert!
12:50Hey!
12:51I heard you gonna be delivering the eulogy
12:53I think that's mighty nice of you
12:55I know you and Moe had some bad blood
12:58Well, what's in the past is in the past
13:03Yeah, I remember how Moe would talk about
13:06how he couldn't stand your black ass
13:08Woo!
13:10I remember it like it was last week
13:13Matter of fact
13:14I think it was last week
13:16Last week?
13:17Oh, man!
13:18You should've heard him, Robert!
13:19He was on a roll!
13:20You was all kind of bitches and motherfuckers!
13:23Oh, man!
13:24He was like Chappelle or something!
13:25He called me a motherfucker last week?
13:27He said that last week?
13:28Sure did!
13:28I think it was Tuesday
13:29About 1.48 p.m.
13:31Well, ain't this a bitch!
13:32And what surprised me
13:34was how you being all kind of motherfuckers
13:36really didn't have nothing to do
13:37with the damn conversation!
13:39What was we talking about?
13:41Soybeans!
13:42Woo!
13:42You a bigger man than me!
13:44I don't think I could talk nice
13:45about somebody say that type of stuff
13:47about me or my mama!
13:49I am not the one!
13:51I can't believe I let Moe talk me into this!
13:54Well, you already here!
13:56He said he left you something nice!
13:58You might as well go on and get it over with!
14:02Do you know what you're gonna say?
14:04No!
14:05Well, don't worry!
14:07Just read this!
14:08Moe wrote it!
14:09He thought you might have some trouble!
14:14Everything I have
14:18In life I owe to Mo Jackson
14:24I'm not gay
14:26But Mo was a very sexy man
14:28We used to call him Mo Bitches
14:31I once saw Mo in his underwear
14:34And it changed my life
14:38I wish I had a father like Mo Jackson
14:41Mo Jackson paid my rent over 50 times
14:44Okay, this is bullshit
14:48Mo Jackson was an asshole
14:51Mo Jackson was a petty, immature, selfish man
14:55Oh, he was good at one thing
14:57That's bringing the worst out of everybody he met
15:00I came up here because I thought Mo wanted to make things right
15:04But it was just one more chance for him to make a fool out of me
15:09Yeah, and that nigga owe me five dollars
15:12He owe me money to go
15:15Mother, sister, please
15:17I think it's time for a poem
15:21Doom comes like a vacuum
15:23Because death sucks and smells like a raccoon or a baboon
15:34I'll never forget it
15:35I was on my way to see the gal I was courting at the time
15:38I can't remember my name
15:40Oh, but I loved her
15:41She was the prettiest thing
15:48Ooh, you're gonna do a little something strange for a piece of change
15:52Shit
15:54God damn it
15:56I'd love to hit this again
15:58Oh, shit
16:00I just couldn't forgive him
16:03Robert, that girl wasn't your girlfriend
16:07You asked her for her phone number once and never called
16:11I was gonna call
16:12What's her name could have been the one
16:14Mo took that from me
16:16Robert, you wanna see what Mo took from you
16:20It's Maybelline
16:28Death kills us like Crack killed Pookie
16:31Like Schwarzenegger killed Dookie
16:35Chewbacca was a Wookie
16:37Revolution
16:39Boo
16:42Hey, Erykah Badui
16:44That was real gay, my nigga
16:46Cut that out
16:47Shut up, Riley
16:49What's wrong with you, Cairo?
16:51That nigga's corny
16:52Corny?
16:53Nigga, you're corny
16:54At least he's here
16:55Why don't you go follow your punk-ass granddad
16:57You got to Whitesville
16:58Fake nigga
17:05Don't run, nigga
17:06I see you
17:11Oh my god
17:14I don't remember her looking like that
17:16Y'all had pretty bad taste back then
17:18Robert, everybody knew Mo was an asshole
17:21But he wasn't the one who threw your friendship away
17:24You did, dumbass
17:26What have I done?
17:29I threw away all that time
17:31For nothing
17:32For nothing
17:33Get off me
17:34Man, why'd you even come back?
17:36Ain't nobody miss you
17:36Let me go
17:41Wrong nigga trying to make rap
17:42What's Robert doing that?
17:44I got to hear this
17:48Here's the thing
17:51Relationships are like people, I guess
17:52They begin
17:54They have adventures
17:55They grow old
17:56And they die
17:57Me and Mo both made it to old age
17:59But we let our friendship die way too young
18:02And that was really stupid of us
18:06Mo thought I was good at saying deep things
18:09But I'm not
18:11Huey
18:11Say something deep
18:13Huh?
18:15I ain't got no day, boy
18:16Be deep
18:18Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding
18:23It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self
18:28Therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility
18:33Khalil Gibran
18:39Didn't rhyme
18:40Thanks for being the bigger man, Mo
18:50Oh, Robert
18:52I knew you could do it, man
18:54I bet it was so beautiful
18:56You probably had niggas crying and bitches and clean Cadillacs all outside the church and shit
19:01Well, I got something here to give you
19:05That's very near and dear to me, Blair Pimp
19:15The nut, nigga
19:21Got you, nigga
19:25From beyond the grave
19:27You'll never be able to get me back, nigga
19:47I'm sorry
19:55I'm sorry
20:16Being the bigger man is overrated
20:19You got knocked up
20:21Never mind
20:23You came back
20:32Did you miss me?
20:35Maybe
20:36Maybe
20:37I bet you did
20:39Because I don't have but you in the face like your other so-called friends
20:49Wait, come back
20:51Let me look at it
21:04You got knocked out of the grave
21:09You got knocked out of the grave
21:11You got knocked out of the grave
21:12You got knocked out of the grave
21:12You got knocked out of the grave
21:13You got knocked out of the grave
21:13You got knocked out of the grave
21:14You got knocked out of the grave
21:15You got knocked out of the grave
21:16You got knocked out of the grave
21:19You got knocked out of the grave
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